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  • @FuryousD
    @FuryousD 3 года назад +3799

    "When a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she's either really interested or you're level 99 friend-zoned" they forgot to add the last option of or she thinks you're gay.

    • @luthient2605
      @luthient2605 3 года назад +285

      Plot twist you're a lesbian

    • @Zennahoy
      @Zennahoy 3 года назад +273

      or she hasn't noticed you outside her window

    • @easypete3630
      @easypete3630 3 года назад +81

      this comment section is pure gold

    • @nikolasmad9340
      @nikolasmad9340 3 года назад +86

      or she can see the gun and does what ever u say

    • @polarbear6847
      @polarbear6847 3 года назад +52

      Or she knows your gay

  • @blubloxx6948
    @blubloxx6948 3 года назад +5916

    *_breaking news!_*
    _man is late for gay, gets sacrificed_

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 3 года назад +132

      This "is late for gay" meme is just so funny for me

    • @suriish3re
      @suriish3re 3 года назад +41

      @@jestfullgremblim8002 I've never even seen it before, can somebody explain please
      Edit:Its been 4 fricking months.

    • @Thevoiceswontstop_
      @Thevoiceswontstop_ 3 года назад +22

      Leaving this so I can read an explanation

    • @ecchiboyanimeandgaming5345
      @ecchiboyanimeandgaming5345 3 года назад +33

      I don't go to gay, so I'm safe

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 3 года назад +71

      Ok?, ok! I will try to explain the meme!!
      In some episode of the simpsons marge tells bart to be quick because they were going to be late (they were going to the church) so... in some pic that you can see on this video shows that there are two doors one being the church and the other saying "gay" implying that the teenagers of this generation insteed of going to the church are turning gay... so anyways the point is that because tgere is a door saying "gay" like it were a place, and the one saying church doesn't have anyone going, they remplaced the we are going to be late to the church with we are going to be late to *gay*

  • @Zodiatical
    @Zodiatical 3 года назад +2394

    "How the Grinch Stole Children." Best movie title ever.

  • @Crypticat
    @Crypticat 3 года назад +815

    “You were late to gay... you know what that means...”
    “ *please no* “
    *chanting “SACRIFICE” in the distance*

    • @aztrolivr
      @aztrolivr 3 года назад +15

      SACRIFICE!

    • @johnsshow3698
      @johnsshow3698 3 года назад +21

      "WE MUST SACRIFICE HIM TO THE GAY GODS"

    • @hemovin8090
      @hemovin8090 3 года назад +8

      “SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!”

    • @mccalliesterrrr
      @mccalliesterrrr 3 года назад +16

      *"SACRIFICE THIS SOUL TO THE GAY GODS IN RETURN OF THE RAINBOW! SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!"*

    • @autisticgamer8664
      @autisticgamer8664 3 года назад +1

      Sacrifice

  • @VinkuVix
    @VinkuVix 3 года назад +1754

    "if you're late for gay, you'll be sacrificed to the church"

    • @UltraVioletLite
      @UltraVioletLite 3 года назад +62

      "if you're late for church......"

    • @VinkuVix
      @VinkuVix 3 года назад +72

      @@UltraVioletLite... you'll be sacrificed to gay

    • @WariosWare
      @WariosWare 3 года назад +27

      "if you're late for school, you'll be sacrificed to the detention"

    • @3vilS0da
      @3vilS0da 3 года назад +17

      I’m NoT aLOuD To GO To GAY ANYMORE, YOU KNOW THIS

    • @UltraVioletLite
      @UltraVioletLite 3 года назад +19

      @@VinkuVix oh no i was late for church today
      -but i'm fine with that.- help i don't wanna be sacrifice to the gay

  • @sharpcoldeyes883
    @sharpcoldeyes883 3 года назад +5618

    Omg I actually watched that “how to break someone’s neck” video a while ago because I was mad that my friend won the scholastic book reading competition

    • @annoyinggaster
      @annoyinggaster 3 года назад +752

      How was the funeral?

    • @YanLuvz
      @YanLuvz 3 года назад +65

      o

    • @_M-K_
      @_M-K_ 3 года назад +69

      What a nerd

    • @nightmareluvbot
      @nightmareluvbot 3 года назад +238

      @@annoyinggaster r/cursedcomments

    • @SalahTube0
      @SalahTube0 3 года назад +42

      Late Vlogs r/succ
      Wait wtf did I just write

  • @tufty_games
    @tufty_games 2 года назад +420

    1:56 “Did someone unironically make this meme?”
    Me: staring at the 100% satire flair.

  • @blue_moons0926
    @blue_moons0926 3 года назад +1623

    “You were late to gay, guess what now.”
    “Please no..”
    “You’re getting sacrificed to Dyonisis.”
    Edit: Redoing this like 3 months later.
    “You were late to gay guess what happens.”
    “Wh-What?”
    “You get to sit with Apollo now.”
    “Oh- I wow.”

  • @butter7240
    @butter7240 3 года назад +2910

    "I believe in true gender equality. I wouldn't hesitate to dropkick a woman"
    -Satou Kazuma

    • @alvinreinaldy5148
      @alvinreinaldy5148 3 года назад +122

      i fuckin' know someone would put it here

    • @drbrx7696
      @drbrx7696 3 года назад +143

      "equal rights equal fights", also from the wise one if I recall correctly

    • @trainercim6973
      @trainercim6973 3 года назад +47

      If I can kick the soon to be father then I can kick the pregnant woman.

    • @alvinreinaldy5148
      @alvinreinaldy5148 3 года назад +52

      @@trainercim6973 you can, as long as it doesn't bother the fetus, the face is good. if she's that much of a bitch to deserve a smack around the gob.
      thinking you can get away starting a fight with someone when you're pregnant is called entitlement.
      except if you're the type of guy who hits people with no reason.

    • @sawc.ma.bals.
      @sawc.ma.bals. 3 года назад +30

      Ah yes the true man of culture

  • @redacted2896
    @redacted2896 3 года назад +4418

    “Minions don’t get vaccinated, why should your children?”
    “Minions don’t exist, why should your children?”
    That person was not having a good day, were they?

    • @nikolaibeckel1071
      @nikolaibeckel1071 3 года назад +47

      Neo Brown 100% satire tag

    • @redacted2896
      @redacted2896 3 года назад +28

      Qwerty Wet yeah well... welcome to RUclips

    • @nikolaibeckel1071
      @nikolaibeckel1071 3 года назад +23

      No, the post was tagged “100% satire”

    • @redacted2896
      @redacted2896 3 года назад +9

      Qwerty Wet oh. I’m dumb😅

    • @CadOaThePickle
      @CadOaThePickle 3 года назад +12

      It was better after making their children non-existent

  • @Complete-storm08
    @Complete-storm08 3 года назад +72

    17:45 that scream was so genuine

  • @kirbz7195
    @kirbz7195 3 года назад +87

    Fun fact: The intro is the theme song for king dice.

  • @NotASpyPootis
    @NotASpyPootis 3 года назад +3916

    the neck problem can be solved legally if u eat the whole body.

  • @shinyveequartz1003
    @shinyveequartz1003 3 года назад +2806

    I broke into laughter after hearing "Achievement Acquired: Thot Slayer"

  • @splix9351
    @splix9351 3 года назад +74

    Tom: I love you Sally
    Sally: I love you as a brother
    Tom: leans in for a kiss
    Sally: what are you doing?
    Tom: we're in Alabama •_•

  • @rapshur281
    @rapshur281 3 года назад +36

    "congrats jaiden! you're channel has over 2000 results on rule34!!"
    "oh, oh good!"
    * "what now robin?"*

  • @robot596
    @robot596 3 года назад +1457

    Hunicast quotes
    “Oh Ashley”
    “Oh Harder Daddy”
    “Oh I Don’t Like This Anymore”
    “Bye Everyone”
    “Frick You”
    “I’m at soup”
    “I told you not to come in here”
    “CAHRRRLIIIEEEEE! WE have a situation”

  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 3 года назад +718

    "I've spilled milk on my cat"
    The cat: this doesn't taste like milk and you know it

  • @smashdestroyer4227
    @smashdestroyer4227 3 года назад +61

    I feel like Ozzie Osborn has already tried the "gray death" drug and survived

  • @thepaperbagperson6431
    @thepaperbagperson6431 Год назад +21

    17:47 THE SCREAM THO

  • @Fang727
    @Fang727 3 года назад +774

    "I yearn for true gender equality, I wouldn't hesitate to dropkick a woman"
    Anime fans watching this video: *glowing eyes*

  • @jomarahh
    @jomarahh 3 года назад +710

    Me: *german
    The memes: ....so... Hitler right?

    • @deutscheBratwurstEnte
      @deutscheBratwurstEnte 3 года назад +8

      Hey ich bin deutsch!
      And 9!
      Und ich hasse diese cursedcomments!
      Because It’s gonna hurt every time it’s over!

    • @achtsekundenfurz7876
      @achtsekundenfurz7876 3 года назад +10

      I'm German and prefer 18:51 (still chuckled at some WWII jokes). The "silly superpower" is a close second. Germans and their gas, I guess...
      Also 15:33 a.k.a.
      When you censor stuff and accidental censoring beats all your pathetic attempts

    • @sofiab.9129
      @sofiab.9129 3 года назад +4

      JAAA! Ich liebe Deutschland 🧡

    • @amenberk1157
      @amenberk1157 3 года назад +2

      @@sofiab.9129 uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh

    • @user-ft8xd7xu5y
      @user-ft8xd7xu5y 3 года назад

      I mean if you are german it would be interesting to see a remake

  • @thetea4093
    @thetea4093 3 года назад +114

    “Women should be allowed to walk around shirtless” “so do it” bold to assume I wouldn’t if it were legal and wouldn’t prevent me from getting a job in the future

  • @shimonbiton2163
    @shimonbiton2163 3 года назад +58

    Emkay, "Come on" was a really bad choice of words for the outro of this skid.
    2:58

  • @KristmusBare
    @KristmusBare 3 года назад +739

    Me: Claims free Wholesome award
    _Goes to r/cursedcomments_

    • @exstreamise302
      @exstreamise302 3 года назад +16

      I went to reddit 50/50

    • @NotASpyPootis
      @NotASpyPootis 3 года назад +8

      i went to phub and helped somebody with their relationship issues.

    • @nightmarekinggorb
      @nightmarekinggorb 3 года назад +5

      @@exstreamise302 ah, but did you do it on the WORST post you found?

    • @exstreamise302
      @exstreamise302 3 года назад +7

      @@nightmarekinggorb It was a mutilated puppy, so...

    • @nightmarekinggorb
      @nightmarekinggorb 3 года назад +8

      @@exstreamise302 Now that...
      Is too far
      I hope every plaster you use sticks to itself

  • @intellectualsmallbrain3268
    @intellectualsmallbrain3268 3 года назад +521

    me being german and seeing all these hitler jokes:
    *yes*

    • @Instabwillity
      @Instabwillity 3 года назад +51

      Please graduate from art school.

    • @Drheims
      @Drheims 3 года назад +27

      @@Instabwillity “It’s free real estate.”

    • @acehoundberry7342
      @acehoundberry7342 3 года назад +11

      Ja

    • @Instabwillity
      @Instabwillity 3 года назад +5

      @GeneralSquare Thank you for the motivation.

    • @nob_mycorn2291
      @nob_mycorn2291 3 года назад +6

      @@Instabwillity did you send out your 30 kill streak yet?

  • @starflake8244
    @starflake8244 3 года назад +120

    "Water is dino pee!"
    Me drinking water: -KILL ME-

    • @gabrielho1874
      @gabrielho1874 3 года назад +4

      Luckily, that water is filtered

    • @kowamaru
      @kowamaru 3 года назад +4

      @@gabrielho1874 except the filter malfunctioned

    • @codyo2921
      @codyo2921 2 года назад +10

      @@kowamaru ah yes water from the balls of a ancient lizard

    • @misschuckito1311
      @misschuckito1311 2 года назад +2

      *sips water*

    • @lavenderfields.
      @lavenderfields. 2 года назад

      @@codyo2921 I-

  • @usualcreature
    @usualcreature 3 года назад +96

    That meme where it says: “when a girl changes her cloths in front of you, she’s really interested or you’re level 99 friend zoned, that thing about the tree, the Vietnamese could be doing the same with you ;-;

    • @APersonOnYouTubeX
      @APersonOnYouTubeX 2 года назад

      I know a Vietnamese
      Edit: same as me, we are one year older than our batch and we both like making Vietnam jokes Unironically

  • @yourlocalfrenchmemedealer6843
    @yourlocalfrenchmemedealer6843 3 года назад +443

    12:35
    **duplicates baby 10 times**
    **Puts them in the end of a bowling alley**
    "Time to go for a strike"

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 3 года назад +203

    "I wonder how Japanese schools teach about WW2"
    "I'm sure it's a blast"
    Menawhile in Japan: "What is a Double-you Double-you too?"

  • @metalandsteel
    @metalandsteel 3 года назад +22

    Every disease known to mankind: *Exists*
    Zephaniah Mann: Aha, I've got it!

  • @anxietybox4392
    @anxietybox4392 3 года назад +33

    My dads thoughts on the meme at 17:50
    Childhood is the tutorial to life paid for by the parents
    Then College is the free trail that you forgot to cancel and is constantly sucking out the little money and joy you have left.

    • @rowanheart8122
      @rowanheart8122 3 года назад

      I'll make sure to cancel it then :)

    • @hadesogg7531
      @hadesogg7531 2 года назад

      The fuck do you mean ‘FREE’?

  • @user-dw1es8nk2l
    @user-dw1es8nk2l 3 года назад +334

    1:51
    "Minions also don't exist, why should your childrens"
    *DEAD BODY REPORTED*
    _....quite literally_

    • @chiptune9407
      @chiptune9407 3 года назад +7

      I think you mean 1:51

    • @2wml
      @2wml 3 года назад +9

      *EMERGENCY MEETING*

    • @jachgeyler9018
      @jachgeyler9018 3 года назад +4

      @@2wml red is sus

    • @2wml
      @2wml 3 года назад +5

      @@jachgeyler9018 how do i vent like red

    • @maximumphlegm
      @maximumphlegm 3 года назад +3

      mmmmmmmmmredissus

  • @useguestaccount7244
    @useguestaccount7244 3 года назад +515

    first thing that comes to my mind when i hear history: HITLER

    • @irishboi7596
      @irishboi7596 3 года назад +38

      It was also the last for 6 million people

    • @viridiankat8527
      @viridiankat8527 3 года назад +12

      Irish boi
      Wha- I- n o

    • @mollygrader4918
      @mollygrader4918 3 года назад +17

      @@irishboi7596 r/cursedcomments

    • @LuEz49
      @LuEz49 3 года назад +5

      Molly Grader agreeed r/ cursed comments

    • @mollygrader4918
      @mollygrader4918 3 года назад +2

      @@LuEz49 yea

  • @hahafunny3447
    @hahafunny3447 3 года назад +50

    “Me who watches prom without humans.”
    *gasp* *AAAAA-*

  • @AirWubboxSillyReal
    @AirWubboxSillyReal 3 года назад +150

    “I think that’s more like a skin suit”
    I smell FNaF.

    • @cheddar_in_morse_code
      @cheddar_in_morse_code 3 года назад +3

      I smell dead rotting children inside animatronic suits

    • @AngelRavensblade
      @AngelRavensblade 3 года назад +2

      I thought the same thing.

    • @mrdeadflower
      @mrdeadflower 3 года назад +1

      I smell like shit
      But these cats and dogs kept me warm and well It was a great food

    • @mortifier7310
      @mortifier7310 3 года назад +1

      Hello gachatard.

    • @AirWubboxSillyReal
      @AirWubboxSillyReal 3 года назад +2

      @@mortifier7310 ...what the fuck do you mean-

  • @smartwebb1929
    @smartwebb1929 3 года назад +2574

    I almost died of laughter several times. Mostly at the World War 2 jokes.

    • @Buggsjustice
      @Buggsjustice 3 года назад +60

      Gased*

    • @Buggsjustice
      @Buggsjustice 3 года назад +50

      You meant you almost died of gas

    • @Bhammy
      @Bhammy 3 года назад +33

      Yeah I almost died too, different causes

    • @jesus-et8ws
      @jesus-et8ws 3 года назад +30

      same i am German, quite a hard war.

    • @Bhammy
      @Bhammy 3 года назад +38

      @@jesus-et8ws you aren't German, you are jesus

  • @depresso6232
    @depresso6232 3 года назад +364

    Me as a German looking at this: This is the funiest shit I've ever seen

    • @LMNOP840
      @LMNOP840 3 года назад +25

      14 year old teen girls: impossible

    • @ThatOneKate
      @ThatOneKate 3 года назад +3

      I totally agree

    • @Nigolasy
      @Nigolasy 3 года назад +23

      As a german: pretty sure that's the most Hitler references I ever heard in 20 Minutes

    • @dirkloid4261
      @dirkloid4261 3 года назад

      @@Nigolasy history lessons? Ever had one of those?

    • @Nigolasy
      @Nigolasy 3 года назад +22

      @@dirkloid4261 You know why I love biology? Because disecting a frog is like explaining a joke. You understand it better but it dies in the proces.

  • @justmonika1229
    @justmonika1229 3 года назад +52

    10:07 . "Light Yagami set you up for this, didn't he?"

    • @Hankgaming
      @Hankgaming 3 года назад +1

      Lol, you're so funny, Monika.

  • @SeaZollz2530
    @SeaZollz2530 3 года назад +63

    "Dont watch corn beacuse it dehumanizes females"
    Me,Who watches hentai:
    Does it still count?

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 3 года назад +14

      Watching carrots and peas are both better options, but I guess hentai has its taste

    • @villiankaminari2981
      @villiankaminari2981 3 года назад +6

      @@BinglesP P FFT

    • @RichieGonzales_28
      @RichieGonzales_28 2 года назад +1

      No no It don’t men of culture have exceptions

  • @Gasoline_swigger
    @Gasoline_swigger 3 года назад +380

    “Is she implying that men are vegetables?!”
    - All ya gotta do is hit their heads hard enough-

  • @ruanmendes4292
    @ruanmendes4292 3 года назад +389

    "Now remember, human anything is vegan."
    Me: I'm about to end world hunger and overpopulation at the same time, all while being healthy.

  • @catur_a.C
    @catur_a.C 2 года назад +14

    7:36 so in the USA people measure cocaine with the metric system, that's interesting. "Joe Johnson you are under arrest for carrying 2.3 meters of cocaine"

    • @estellesmith4118
      @estellesmith4118 2 года назад

      How tf you carrying around 2 METERS of cocaine?

    • @yourinsanitydemon6085
      @yourinsanitydemon6085 2 года назад +1

      @@estellesmith4118 Well first off you need pockets that are the size of a skyscraper!

  • @devinfreeman340
    @devinfreeman340 3 года назад +7

    Tbh I really enjoyed this video I got some of the best smirks and laughs out of this one !!! Thanks EmKay!

  • @rapidtqnk2494
    @rapidtqnk2494 3 года назад +496

    “Water is dinosaur pee”
    Me drinking water while reading that: 😶😶

  • @retr0bits545
    @retr0bits545 3 года назад +309

    They even found evidence that the Romans put “obscene drawings” on Hadrian’s wall, no joke.

    • @unprankable666
      @unprankable666 3 года назад +22

      I saw that. Humanity hasn't changed at all.

    • @mr.t51fo4
      @mr.t51fo4 3 года назад +6

      K. hello if you liked this please reply to the comment

    • @LadiesHideYourMans
      @LadiesHideYourMans 3 года назад

      @@mr.t51fo4 stinky

    • @mr.t51fo4
      @mr.t51fo4 3 года назад

      @@LadiesHideYourMans shut up

    • @jacki6664
      @jacki6664 3 года назад

      @@mr.t51fo4 stinky

  • @familygameplay2523
    @familygameplay2523 2 года назад +6

    Hi emkay. I love your videos. U guys make my day. I just got told being suicidal means I'm weak by the person I love the most. And that depression is just normal sadness. U guys make it way better.

    • @rat1303
      @rat1303 2 года назад +3

      hey hang in there friend :)

  • @ume2372
    @ume2372 2 года назад +6

    I laugh so hard when he said "I'm sure they're tortured regularly for their contributions to mankind"

  • @cooperhardeman8092
    @cooperhardeman8092 3 года назад +156

    "I made fan art of Robin. This is my first true 'Fan Art' and I drew it with one hand."
    what was the other hand doing...

    • @proffesser_s8403
      @proffesser_s8403 3 года назад +31

      maybe they ate it, sometimes I get hungry when drawing

    • @entername7688
      @entername7688 3 года назад +21

      @@proffesser_s8403 ironically this is going to go on r/cursedcomments

    • @RichieGonzales_28
      @RichieGonzales_28 3 года назад +7

      Wha- I have no words

    • @whyisthereaholeinmyusernam2697
      @whyisthereaholeinmyusernam2697 3 года назад +1

      pare de dizer o que é o aplicativo, é chato, realmente chato Estou na verdade em inglês, mas estou usando o Google tradutor usando Google tradutor porque usando Google tradutor porque estou usando Google tradutor porque não sei o quê usando Google tradutor porque não sei falar português flipaclip

    • @ilikedarknes3351
      @ilikedarknes3351 3 года назад +4

      maybe they don't have another hand

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 года назад +103

    My country is famous for a guy who’s nuts for nukes. *Oh wait*

    • @biohazard9215
      @biohazard9215 3 года назад +10

      Well hey, at least your sister isn't the one in charge.

    • @meow.610
      @meow.610 3 года назад +1

      @@biohazard9215 HOLY SHIT-

    • @Erra_Mortis
      @Erra_Mortis 3 года назад

      Well atleast your country wasn't japan when world war 2 was a thing.

  • @connorterborg6240
    @connorterborg6240 3 года назад +8

    17:18 he almost made it into art school

  • @sagurdofastora3245
    @sagurdofastora3245 3 года назад +7

    *15:55* My gramdma recently told me a story about my great great(great a few more times) grandpa that passed through generations.(the story was from the end of WW1) and i am pretty sure that having grandkids and a story to tell them is enough to be remembered.

  • @gamingwonder7647
    @gamingwonder7647 3 года назад +458

    I didn’t know Hitler wanted to get into art school
    The more you know

    • @KiaV2
      @KiaV2 3 года назад +16

      That’s like his only reason for starting a world war! It’s strangely sad

    • @vacciniumaugustifolium1420
      @vacciniumaugustifolium1420 3 года назад +13

      @@KiaV2 thats... Not how it happened but ok

    • @KiaV2
      @KiaV2 3 года назад +4

      @@vacciniumaugustifolium1420 i mean its kinda close, but yeah sorry about getting it wrong lol

    • @mr-x7689
      @mr-x7689 3 года назад +6

      He was also a vegan. And really good at drawing.

    • @patheticsnowman1755
      @patheticsnowman1755 3 года назад +1

      @@Yue797 why did you change you’d name?

  • @greatwesterngaming7956
    @greatwesterngaming7956 3 года назад +455

    Japenese teacher teaching toddlers about WWII in the Heisei era: so after our country got nuked, a giant lizard made of the radiation from the fat man attacked our city.

    • @GlitterGlueGoji
      @GlitterGlueGoji 3 года назад +9

      Godzilla fan identified

    • @kowamaru
      @kowamaru 3 года назад +1

      @@altdrop2561 well- they're not wrong

    • @secondhanzo4938
      @secondhanzo4938 3 года назад +1

      @@kowamaru ehh i guess you could say that, but america isnt the worlds most fattest

    • @shanajachandrakumar806
      @shanajachandrakumar806 2 года назад

      Q3

    • @someonesson6222
      @someonesson6222 2 года назад

      9:00 ???" the hell you mean that brings back hitler or nazis " wdym german shepard is a legit dog name

  • @shreya...007
    @shreya...007 3 года назад +7

    Normally I hate when people laugh like this
    "Hehehe"
    But the only exception is Robin ❤️

  • @palea1335
    @palea1335 3 года назад +10

    18:55 Wow, the cure would actually be pretty common then. Just munch on some spikelet grass, since the palea is part of spikelet grass.

  • @wutdahellboi8759
    @wutdahellboi8759 3 года назад +73

    Cant wait to rewatch this in 1 year, when it reappears in my recommended

    • @gManGabe
      @gManGabe 3 года назад +3

      A year? Try 2 weeks! I'm gonna watch Happy Souls again...

    • @lukajurica3232
      @lukajurica3232 3 года назад +2

      If the earth still exist in one year lol

    • @totallyausername7115
      @totallyausername7115 3 года назад

      Notify us when you watch it

  • @WhenThe4
    @WhenThe4 3 года назад +237

    The line “From pewdiePIE to creamPIE” hit me like a bullet to head

  • @Kool-aidz
    @Kool-aidz 2 года назад +3

    It was so precious how Robin squealed from looking at his fanart

  • @xVovex
    @xVovex 3 года назад +9

    So you know how Aang learns all the 4 elements? Well he still has to learn Neck Bending

  • @WolfieCurton
    @WolfieCurton 3 года назад +467

    "Hey hey hey"
    Me in a heartbeat: *BOKUTO?!*

  • @cronchycorpze5791
    @cronchycorpze5791 3 года назад +274

    "is she implying men are vegetables?"
    The cream of the crop \(*-*)/

  • @therealwisemysticaltree
    @therealwisemysticaltree 2 года назад +1

    Robin: sees anything related to WWII or Hitler*
    Also Robin: *WHAT DID I SAAAAA-*

  • @bobandmrmecaleb5873
    @bobandmrmecaleb5873 3 года назад +2

    9:28 WHAT THE F*** IS THAT PATRICK STAR IMPRESSION? THAT IS ON POINT!

  • @RyoukaSuzuhana
    @RyoukaSuzuhana 3 года назад +460

    "Be late to the gay,get sacrificed that day"

  • @weddingtoya
    @weddingtoya 3 года назад +116

    He sounded like Bokuto with the “Hey Hey Hey!” In the beginning.

    • @tls-vw2yn
      @tls-vw2yn 3 года назад +7

      Indeed he did

    • @yunishinoya5570
      @yunishinoya5570 3 года назад +5

      thats what I said lmao

    • @shinobipatrick310
      @shinobipatrick310 3 года назад +7

      Bruh I always think of that when he says “Hey Hey”

    • @melanoc3tusii205
      @melanoc3tusii205 3 года назад +3

      Hey Hey People!

    • @biohazard9215
      @biohazard9215 3 года назад +3

      Sorry I don't speak weeb but I think I may know what you're referring to

  • @tyty4364
    @tyty4364 2 года назад +4

    14:30
    Emkay: I need to drink
    Me still thinking about the previous post:
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @matpeace3846
    @matpeace3846 3 года назад

    The "goog God, what did I SAA-" really cracks me up.

  • @blainecountysherrif4542
    @blainecountysherrif4542 3 года назад +76

    “OLEASE PPLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT REAL!”
    “*100% Satire at the top*”

  • @AfartandAssten
    @AfartandAssten 3 года назад +276

    Fun fact: According to cannibals the eyes taste the best.
    Damn I should have tried one of those children before I died.

  • @LazyWaterZ-YT
    @LazyWaterZ-YT 3 года назад +2

    i will always remember this as my first emkay video :)

  • @BaggB
    @BaggB 3 года назад +3

    “It’s been quite a week.”
    Me in Florida: Yeah it has.

  • @R.Counter
    @R.Counter 3 года назад +487

    *”How does it feel having a enemy do this to you?”*
    *”It’s humiliating... But I love it!”*
    Somebody explain this scene for me.

  • @skeletonshadeplatinum1998
    @skeletonshadeplatinum1998 3 года назад +1

    I laughed my ass off when this video started. My husband was sleeping when the 'How to Break Someone's Neck' part came on XD he immediately woke up

  • @bodyslamer69
    @bodyslamer69 2 года назад +6

    Me sees thumbnail:
    *It would scare me more if you where still alive after this*

  • @missingno2401
    @missingno2401 3 года назад +83

    "in 100 years nobody will remember you even existed"
    not if i shoot the archduke franz ferdinand

    • @natanyacline7720
      @natanyacline7720 3 года назад +1

      MSSGNO too real my friend 😂

    • @johnporter9034
      @johnporter9034 3 года назад +1

      Who was even the person that did that anyways?

    • @brendorkusaviation8930
      @brendorkusaviation8930 3 года назад +1

      @@johnporter9034 Gavriello Princep

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 3 года назад +1

      @daniiel mlinarics The man that toppled the first domino that started The Great War. With a piece in one hand and a sandwich in the other.

    • @jovianmercado88
      @jovianmercado88 3 года назад

      R/cursedcomments

  • @kommandantgalileo
    @kommandantgalileo 3 года назад +443

    the gender equality one, the one with drop kicking a lady in the face is a Konosuba reference
    Edit: thanks for the likes

  • @darkvoid4643
    @darkvoid4643 3 года назад +1

    Human creativity is both fascinating and horrifying

  • @SuperDerpio64
    @SuperDerpio64 3 месяца назад

    "missedaweiner" got me rolling 😂

  • @subswithvideochallenge-dm8pu
    @subswithvideochallenge-dm8pu 3 года назад +139

    “let’s just go in there and get it over with”
    robin, 2020

  • @ironicweeb6684
    @ironicweeb6684 3 года назад +55

    11:39
    Robin, that’s a reference to an anime called Konosuba. Like so he can see and watch it, then learn from the great educator of true Gender Equality.

    • @gaymer_8627
      @gaymer_8627 3 года назад +5

      I was literally scrolling through the comments to see if anyone else got that so thank you bc i was scrolling for a while

    • @yareezap844
      @yareezap844 3 года назад +1

      Well accelerator is a better gender equalist

  • @2006hondman
    @2006hondman 11 месяцев назад

    "Robin & his cottage cheese he he he!"
    Said the bird, ever so happy.

  • @thea.9894
    @thea.9894 3 года назад +1

    I once saw a comment that read, "Carl, will you be mine?"
    Carl was the hamster giving everyone water.

  • @orange_ssoda
    @orange_ssoda 3 года назад +297

    I fucking lost it at the “so, how’s the family?” joke 😂

    • @AlexFromElsik
      @AlexFromElsik 3 года назад +4

      I'm pretty sure the person saying it also lost it, but for a diffrent reason

    • @_4tr4mp0line
      @_4tr4mp0line 3 года назад

      Joseph!

    • @dcfuksurmom
      @dcfuksurmom 3 года назад +1

      I took a screenshot and posted it on facebook. I also posted the fat man in japan one.

    • @benbraddock8666
      @benbraddock8666 3 года назад

      niiiiiice

  • @erikhallowell578
    @erikhallowell578 3 года назад +271

    "Gay people are like straight people but without rights", He is not wrong. lol.

    • @liyoo2373
      @liyoo2373 3 года назад +19

      @@zenko250 the door's this way ma'am

    • @KaizokuHaru
      @KaizokuHaru 3 года назад +17

      @@zenko250 and that's why nobody supports you

    • @buzzythebee847
      @buzzythebee847 3 года назад +3

      @@zenko250
      ( OUO )
      ( v ) >🔪

    • @sunyoun4698
      @sunyoun4698 3 года назад

      @@KaizokuHaru I guess something happened.....what ?

    • @KaizokuHaru
      @KaizokuHaru 3 года назад

      @@sunyoun4698 a homophobe

  • @namedsnowfur1790
    @namedsnowfur1790 2 года назад

    Legit was having a breakdown and that Destiny 2 Forsaken meme slapped me back into happiness for a solid 30 seconds

  • @mmediocrist
    @mmediocrist 3 года назад +10

    “If you tape a dead wasp to your hand, you can hit someone as hard as possible and say you saved them”
    Don’t mind me, just super glueing a dead wasp to a 50. Cal bullet

    • @user-el1xn5he2x
      @user-el1xn5he2x 3 года назад +1

      Imma hot glue it two my shoe now so i can drop kick anyone and have an exuse 😁

    • @lavenderfields.
      @lavenderfields. 2 года назад

      @@user-el1xn5he2x glue it to the tip of a knife.

  • @nicocchi
    @nicocchi 3 года назад +410

    nobody:
    absolutely nobody:
    not a single person in the planet:
    people in cursedcomments: haha german mustache man go brr

    • @Nezha_Main
      @Nezha_Main 3 года назад +9

      Mustache man: haha gas machine go pshhhhhhhhhhh

    • @uwu-iw7lo
      @uwu-iw7lo 3 года назад +2

      haha german moustache man go nothing because he’s dead

    • @acehoundberry7342
      @acehoundberry7342 3 года назад +3

      Mustache man go bang bang to the head

    • @kosta7084
      @kosta7084 3 года назад +1

      "nobody:" is 10x unfunnier than r/cursedcomments

  • @loganxavier
    @loganxavier 3 года назад +94

    WHY DID I GET A BATHROOM CLEANER AD WHEN THE VIDEO WAS ON THE PART WITH VEGGIETALE FACTS?

    • @muffinman2546
      @muffinman2546 3 года назад +3

      Because literal vegetables that digest Tide Pods exists.

    • @grilldtoazt330
      @grilldtoazt330 3 года назад +6

      Its a sign

    • @aone9861
      @aone9861 3 года назад +2

      because youtube slept with the same woman

    • @Risu95
      @Risu95 3 года назад +1

      Surprised more people don't realize that was a comment on pornhub.
      Maybe that just says something about me though. 🤔

    • @dogeofdelusion
      @dogeofdelusion 3 года назад

      @@Risu95 WGHAT

  • @thepart-timejukebox5563
    @thepart-timejukebox5563 2 года назад

    Im trying to draw some water droplets while watching this but I can't because it's too funny...
    You now have my full attention 😂

  • @mujtabanaveed3583
    @mujtabanaveed3583 2 года назад

    "I have not eaten a parent in a long time - Said one child"
    That got me so bad.

  • @DenD3de
    @DenD3de 3 года назад +259

    "Your channel has over 2000 results on rule 34!"
    Wait *what*

    • @camposman1852
      @camposman1852 3 года назад +7

      That part made me choke on the water i was drinking

    • @bloodhuntimintherabbithole3583
      @bloodhuntimintherabbithole3583 3 года назад +12

      Man poor girl

    • @AMAP599
      @AMAP599 3 года назад +1

      Ok, can someone please explain this to me? I’m sorry! I don’t understand!😅

    • @bloodhuntimintherabbithole3583
      @bloodhuntimintherabbithole3583 3 года назад +5

      @@AMAP599 pretty sure it was about Jaden channel

    • @AMAP599
      @AMAP599 3 года назад +1

      @@bloodhuntimintherabbithole3583 ok! Thanks!

  • @TyrroSpace
    @TyrroSpace 3 года назад +161

    He started the video with “Hey hey hey” and I can hear the Haikyuu fans screaming already 😂

    • @custrdtaiyaki
      @custrdtaiyaki 3 года назад +9

      There’s also a JoJo reference! :)

    • @RanaRandom
      @RanaRandom 3 года назад +5

      all I can think of right now is Krusty the Clown laughing

    • @DarkboltOfficial
      @DarkboltOfficial 3 года назад

      r/cursedcomments

    • @justanamericandoggo6725
      @justanamericandoggo6725 3 года назад +1

      i think it was a reference to an old cartoon i think

    • @goldenwind292
      @goldenwind292 3 года назад +2

      @@custrdtaiyaki CHOTTO MATTE WHERE IS IT

  • @Thegamer_8642
    @Thegamer_8642 3 года назад +4

    2:50 "he got us in the first half not gonna lie"

  • @gwyohxn
    @gwyohxn 2 года назад

    ive been trying so hard to find something to make me laugh. thank you. i found it.

  • @kr6productions
    @kr6productions 3 года назад +67

    I love this guys voice. You should do the AskReddit ones as well, better a charismatic voice than a monotone robot

  • @Kill_em_quick
    @Kill_em_quick 3 года назад +262

    "If your late you will be the sacrifice"
    Me: "Ok... *but blue kinda sus just saying* "
    *Green was not the impostor*

    • @flying_gorilla8069
      @flying_gorilla8069 3 года назад +8

      Where ever I go, I see that game

    • @Kill_em_quick
      @Kill_em_quick 3 года назад +6

      @@flying_gorilla8069 Memes can be what ever I want......

    • @TheSpecificOcean.
      @TheSpecificOcean. 3 года назад +9

      @@flying_gorilla8069 there is a popular game among us.

    • @nininyoko13
      @nininyoko13 3 года назад +4

      @@TheSpecificOcean. I think he belongs to the crew, mate

    • @izzyb_ella_m5362
      @izzyb_ella_m5362 3 года назад +3

      Nini Nyoko ayyyyyy! I saw what you did there

  • @bdawg1118
    @bdawg1118 3 года назад +2

    0:43 this meme just accurately described my parents and me

  • @augusthoglund6053
    @augusthoglund6053 3 года назад +6

    6:47 There is At least one culture that actually does this with family.

  • @salmonpaimon1212
    @salmonpaimon1212 3 года назад +108

    My friend: *confesses to me that they have a crush on me*
    My anxiety: Y e s
    Me who doesn't know what to do about the situation: *peace was never an option*

    • @gamergobble649
      @gamergobble649 3 года назад +2

      *feels bad and accepts to be their girlfriend (or in your case maybe boyfriend)*

    • @salmonpaimon1212
      @salmonpaimon1212 3 года назад

      @@gamergobble649 *Dodges*

    • @gamergobble649
      @gamergobble649 3 года назад

      @@salmonpaimon1212 *Cutely uwu xD

    • @ougintoga7195
      @ougintoga7195 3 года назад

      Im sorry but my small brain couldnt understand this comment

    • @salmonpaimon1212
      @salmonpaimon1212 3 года назад +1

      @@ougintoga7195 that's okay neither can half the universe either.