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  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 3 года назад +6605

    "There is no killcooldown I just checked!"
    Life hacker: *glitches through wall* I turned it off

  • @Atomic_Toast1
    @Atomic_Toast1 3 года назад +7635

    "This is the most positive suicide song I've ever heard"
    Who remembers the muffin song?

    • @sayori3016
      @sayori3016 3 года назад +216

      Or Sayonara oh you said positive

    • @hypeman8290
      @hypeman8290 3 года назад +54

      Ay same pfp

    • @MEDSZ13.08
      @MEDSZ13.08 3 года назад +195

      HEYYY IM A MUFFFIN AND THIS IS MUFFIN TIMMEE

    • @min-kn9ny
      @min-kn9ny 3 года назад +125

      @@MEDSZ13.08 whOOO wants a muffin

    • @alkabissvyvorant573
      @alkabissvyvorant573 3 года назад +98

      @@min-kn9ny Please I just wanna dieeee~

  • @feverring_out
    @feverring_out Год назад +1193

    “queen that doesn’t die”
    well that aged like milk 💀

    • @yoshimadness3885
      @yoshimadness3885 Год назад +12

      Lol

    • @d4l_krbk
      @d4l_krbk Год назад +15

      💀

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 Год назад +10

      Yup

    • @starlight_maven
      @starlight_maven Год назад +39

      Aged like milk, and not the kind that turns into cheese.

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 Год назад +44

      schlatt spent all that time predicting, just to be a few months off the actual date

  • @MotherMoth4231
    @MotherMoth4231 Год назад +310

    Well, the queen joke didnt age well

    • @Eldrisaur
      @Eldrisaur Год назад +20

      Aged better than her

    • @the-secret
      @the-secret Год назад +4

      Schlatt what even the heck did you say and do to the timeline????
      Now it's done, this timeline is really done

    • @baf00nery
      @baf00nery Год назад +3

      @@Eldrisaur oof

    • @Random_Hooman
      @Random_Hooman Год назад +2

      ​@@Eldrisaur r/Cursedcomments

    • @christopherbangchannie_97
      @christopherbangchannie_97 Год назад

      cheddar cheese aged better than her

  • @Drywalleaterr
    @Drywalleaterr 3 года назад +1852

    Updates on schlatt:
    He has a gun.
    He has mutton chops.
    He still has a crush on James Charles.

  • @umbree6407
    @umbree6407 3 года назад +1259

    "Ah my favorite part of shrek."
    Ad plays about grammarly
    "G a y s ."

    • @robinnnthegamer
      @robinnnthegamer 3 года назад +19

      An Ad for Raid Shadow Legends started playing for me

    • @Pebbles.3
      @Pebbles.3 3 года назад +20

      Was I the only one who didn't get an ad lol

    • @flaturiah
      @flaturiah 3 года назад +6

      Got a taco bell ad, the bell plays and then he goes G A Y S

    • @cookiehawk
      @cookiehawk 3 года назад +4

      gay

    • @williamcartertindale11
      @williamcartertindale11 3 года назад +2

      Incels

  • @yowtfputthemaskbackon9202
    @yowtfputthemaskbackon9202 Год назад +42

    to the nuke thing, if you have 30 minutes to prepare (which you usually wouldnt) the best thing to do is:
    -locate a room that is below ground level (shelter, basement, hell even a ditch on the side of the road) or:
    -if unable, lay flat on the ground,, cover eyes, place both hands below your body,
    -if in a building without a basement, if its a sturdy building, brick or concrete, position yourself against the wall from which you expect the blast to come from , cover eyes and hands.
    -if you are in an average american suburb house, get on the ground floor or crawlspace below it, and follow the previous procedures.
    -if you find yourself in a vehicle, stop the vehicle, and get down onto the floor of the vehicle and cover eyes and hands.
    -you may feel a rush of air prior to the actual blastwave impacting you.
    -if you are very close to ground zero there could be secondary and tertiary blastwaves so wait at least another 30 seconds after you believe the blastwave has come through.
    -after that:
    -emediatly make sure to remove any dust or debrees from your clothing,
    -if able cover your airways and eyes with protective equipment.
    -locate where the detonation has occured and start moving in the opposite direction.
    -if you see multiple detonations, try to locate them (they will most likely be over large cities and military instalation,
    (knowledge of where those are compared to where you live is a good bit of preperation).
    -then move into a direction that gets you away from the hotspot you are within.
    -it is recomended that as soon as possible you take iodene pills, which can help prevent some of the radiation causing permanent damage.
    -they only work preventatively, so take them as soon as possible.
    -they are not a totally safe bet, so do not consume any contaminated water of food.
    -it may rain dust, dusty water or "snow" in the hours and days afterwards, do not touch, consume or kick up this dust, it is very toxic and can cause cancer or death.
    -within a few days radiation levels should be tolerable, assuming you have not beein directly exposed to the flash or the dust,
    -you should most likely be able to live without any further health affects aside from an increased risk of cancer.
    -children are more likely to suffer from radiation illnesses, so make sure they are protected as much as possible.
    -in most szenarios a nuclear war is very survivable, and there may even be proffesional help on the way.
    -do not bet on it, but if it comes, it will be a matter of months for it to be adequatly set up.
    -follow basic guidelines and protect yourself. set yourself up to help others which were less fortunate, people may be blinded, injured, sick, very likely homeless and possibly starving.
    oh and dont live in a big city. yall new yorkers can basically just ignore this entire text you are gonna be glass the moment the bombs drop.

    • @Choco____1
      @Choco____1 3 месяца назад +9

      Thanks for the info. I'll definitely revisit this comment if a nuke hits my vicinity.

    • @LarryTheTugaGamer1511
      @LarryTheTugaGamer1511 3 месяца назад +5

      How the hell does this only have 15 likes? It's gonna save someone's life someday!

    • @YouraverageC02breather
      @YouraverageC02breather 2 месяца назад +1

      Dude wtf thanks man, ik its been a year but i actually learned something instead of succumbing to brainrot xD

    • @borb1015
      @borb1015 Месяц назад +1

      nerd
      joke btw thanks for the info

    • @astroblaze_
      @astroblaze_ 11 дней назад

      copy-pasting this comment into my collection of survival tips I hope I never need

  • @sarahdougall9535
    @sarahdougall9535 2 года назад +103

    The fact that he's reacting so strongly to Schlatt and Technoblade just makes me remember that stuff isn't normal twitter for some people

  • @frostbot75readaboutsection53
    @frostbot75readaboutsection53 3 года назад +3727

    Emkay: “My favorite part of shrek was-“
    Random ad out of nowhere: “when my hair started to thin”

  • @jaylensaimisass9567
    @jaylensaimisass9567 3 года назад +976

    if the queen dies on my birthday, that’d suck,
    *but it would still never happen.*

    • @cloudhazard2860
      @cloudhazard2860 3 года назад +13

      Never say never.

    • @ygormartinsr
      @ygormartinsr 3 года назад +21

      I shall remember this date, and I shall return here to wish you a happy birthday.

    • @yeetusfeetus713
      @yeetusfeetus713 3 года назад +7

      I'mma make it true

    • @mistymoooooor
      @mistymoooooor 3 года назад +6

      @@yeetusfeetus713 oh no

    • @souljynx
      @souljynx 3 года назад +12

      *grabs gun*
      when's your birthday

  • @Kirbo710
    @Kirbo710 Год назад +36

    1:16 that aged like fine wine

  • @_shybear_7374
    @_shybear_7374 2 года назад +42

    All of the Schlatt, Dream, Tommy, Techno, and Mr Beast are fucking amazing, I didn't expect this type of crossover

  • @poem3701
    @poem3701 3 года назад +1369

    I feel like everything that Schlatt tweets could be on r/cursedcomments lmao

    • @0riginal_zer030
      @0riginal_zer030 3 года назад +44

      Have you seen his RUclips community posts?

    • @paythe_piper
      @paythe_piper 3 года назад +16

      Agreed

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 3 года назад +41

      Oh man, you should see Vurb and Quackity's tweets they are much worse

    • @ballonstudios7799
      @ballonstudios7799 3 года назад +17

      @@hallway_revenant7919 nah, the 3 of them are on the same level of cursed

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 3 года назад +8

      @@ballonstudios7799 ok fair enough

  • @defagentanimations
    @defagentanimations 3 года назад +694

    "The among us fandom is slowing leaking into real life"
    That aged like fine wine.

    • @Maya_hee
      @Maya_hee 2 года назад +4

      How so?

    • @ricestrange
      @ricestrange 2 года назад +10

      @@Maya_hee amogus

    • @nexo2600
      @nexo2600 2 года назад +15

      You're real fuckig lucky that you don't know the post this was comented on...

    • @vladimirirkhin
      @vladimirirkhin 2 года назад +1

      @@nexo2600 so, what wasn't the post?

    • @terratracy
      @terratracy 2 года назад

      I'm part of it. Fear us. J O I N U S .

  • @Heisenverse42
    @Heisenverse42 2 года назад +13

    15:38 "when are we gonna get ww3" me in ww3: what did you do you cursed warlock of mass destruction

  • @ahandlemustbechosen
    @ahandlemustbechosen Год назад +19

    1:35 That aged horribly

  • @axelle90
    @axelle90 3 года назад +2135

    Schlatt’s tweets : *exist*
    r/cursedcomments : *”Write that down, write that down!”*

    • @izaacsmith2907
      @izaacsmith2907 3 года назад +75

      YES JCHLATT IS
      C
      U
      R
      S
      E
      D

    • @maevemilless4561
      @maevemilless4561 3 года назад +88

      @@izaacsmith2907 ah yes, Jschlatt is C

    • @Taters884
      @Taters884 3 года назад +10

      @@maevemilless4561 the said cursed

    • @M1KEYWAY
      @M1KEYWAY 3 года назад +11

      @@izaacsmith2907 this is true

    • @ha_lequin
      @ha_lequin 3 года назад +16

      @@Taters884 whoosh

  • @b.k.jossel3912
    @b.k.jossel3912 3 года назад +579

    "but when is WW3 gonna come out, its been along time"
    The directer: we are still trying to bring Hitler back from the dead, sir.

    • @wolf1066
      @wolf1066 3 года назад +28

      He had a bit part in the first one *and* a starring role in the second. Do we *_really_* need him for the _third_ or is it just blatant fanservice?

    • @highgrounder
      @highgrounder 3 года назад +17

      @@wolf1066 Everyone loves a good fall to evil arc.

    • @slendveny7191
      @slendveny7191 3 года назад +9

      I prefer the original. Where my Wilhelm gang at?

    • @ABozowithDignity
      @ABozowithDignity 2 года назад +5

      just use CGI, lol

    • @geeknat8981
      @geeknat8981 2 года назад +7

      @@slendveny7191 We need Von Stroheim...

  • @eternitybreezee
    @eternitybreezee Год назад +8

    Tommy and Schlatt having that conversation on twitter made me laugh so hard and I don’t know why

  • @rmobilega628
    @rmobilega628 2 года назад +13

    15:34
    Director: Wladimir Putin
    Co-director: Joe Biden
    Special thanks to: Olaf Scholz, Emmanuel Macron, and all of the other EU-/Nato/Russian(/Ukrainian) State officials for their support on the most recent installment of the World War series

  • @TheOzz
    @TheOzz 3 года назад +4160

    Will someone talk about ying and yang being two people doing the 69 so perfect so powerful and yet so fragile to strong

  • @lucysmarts77
    @lucysmarts77 3 года назад +654

    I heard this one when i was in middle school:
    Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
    Jill forgot to take her pill, and now they have a son.

    • @fear8093
      @fear8093 3 года назад +39

      r/cursed comments

    • @bukitcengkeh1
      @bukitcengkeh1 3 года назад +38

      r/Cursedcomments

    • @shanicesssmith2821
      @shanicesssmith2821 3 года назад +21

      I know it doesnt go with the rhyme, but condoms? If they have birth control, I know they have condoms.

    • @pluto-skies4323
      @pluto-skies4323 3 года назад +22

      What in the fuck?

    • @spicyryan3853
      @spicyryan3853 3 года назад +15

      Curse comments section in a curse comments video

  • @ItsChevnotJeff
    @ItsChevnotJeff Год назад +32

    Bruh, that twitter post with Tommy and Schlatt hits different now, and his prediction was just a year and a month off

  • @princesssunset8362
    @princesssunset8362 2 года назад +13

    14:39 hit hard due to Technoblade‘s passing.

    • @specter_376
      @specter_376 2 года назад +2

      damn life do be like that sometimes
      "technoblade never dies"

    • @princesssunset8362
      @princesssunset8362 2 года назад +2

      @@specter_376 Technoblade will be missed.

    • @Jus_Joj
      @Jus_Joj 2 года назад

      Yeah it's even funnier now

    • @specter_376
      @specter_376 2 года назад

      @@Jus_Joj do you need mental help

  • @boss-o-loss
    @boss-o-loss 3 года назад +544

    Truth is, the count was hitting him with the heel of his palm, he's just keeping his fingies out of the way.

    • @ericsonbruh
      @ericsonbruh 3 года назад +15

      Of course, he has to still count all the punches he’s thrown

    • @bloodakoos
      @bloodakoos 3 года назад +4

      leat fingies

    • @themagnificentsimp2574
      @themagnificentsimp2574 3 года назад +2

      @@bloodakoos fck i was thinking about that 😂😂

    • @Acoustic_Screecher
      @Acoustic_Screecher 2 года назад

      grippie fingies...

    • @TerraLyte47
      @TerraLyte47 2 года назад

      @Nur Sumaiyah I’m trying really hard to not get back onto the no fly list

  • @RandomGuy-vl7np
    @RandomGuy-vl7np 3 года назад +388

    I am waiting for him to say: "Hey what’s up I‘m your host Robin and today we are robbing the memes from Reddit!"

    • @random_cat.
      @random_cat. 3 года назад +12

      ..I've somehow came up w an idea of, Hey what's up I'm your host Robin & These'll get your heart Throbbin'
      lmaoo

    • @josephsean-paul9962
      @josephsean-paul9962 3 года назад +7

      im waitin for "whats throbbin, im robin."

    • @-Kaeya-
      @-Kaeya- 3 года назад +3

      @@random_cat. LOL

    • @RandomGuy-vl7np
      @RandomGuy-vl7np 3 года назад +2

      Dude how did my comment get so many likes

    • @RandomGuy-vl7np
      @RandomGuy-vl7np 3 года назад +2

      @Moose_RL :)

  • @cornebuitendijk7885
    @cornebuitendijk7885 2 года назад +21

    15:47 Well this didn't age well...

  • @PartyDude_19
    @PartyDude_19 2 года назад +69

    Seeing a Technoblade tweet in this video, made me sad.
    Rest in peace, King.

  • @mrhabibi4776
    @mrhabibi4776 3 года назад +209

    "Because Mojang does nothing anymore"
    *Confused warden and axolotl noises*

  • @siva9422
    @siva9422 3 года назад +311

    9:03 Children are temporary, money is forever
    *DOOM IS ETERNAL*

  • @gabrieldebastiani1960
    @gabrieldebastiani1960 2 года назад +11

    14:14 the muffin song: am i a joke to you?

    • @airacummins5076
      @airacummins5076 4 месяца назад

      Well the muffin knew he was gonna die if he gets eaten

  • @C.Cwasnotreal
    @C.Cwasnotreal Год назад +3

    1:12 "Are you sure about that?"
    I'm so sorry💀

  • @cursedbutter
    @cursedbutter 3 года назад +378

    “Even though I’m colorblind I can still see colors”
    Everyone: *impossible.*

    • @memez_r_life6692
      @memez_r_life6692 3 года назад +6

      I've never understood the "colorblind people can't see color", like my mind just thought they couldn't see like one color.

    • @_EmperorWaluigi
      @_EmperorWaluigi 3 года назад +5

      I have a red-color blindneyand whenever I tell anyone they immediately say what is this color

    • @jean23235
      @jean23235 3 года назад +3

      Black and white are colors

    • @bruhmoment2312
      @bruhmoment2312 3 года назад

      @@jean23235 no they are not

    • @_EmperorWaluigi
      @_EmperorWaluigi 3 года назад +3

      @@bruhmoment2312 yes they are
      White is all of the other colors (in the spectrum) and black is the absence of light (though it does still reflect little light or else it would be invisible)

  • @owyemen9367
    @owyemen9367 3 года назад +250

    "Is something wrong with schlatt can someone check on him"
    Me: crying

    • @redfailhawk
      @redfailhawk 3 года назад +7

      What is the name of your kitty? It’s hecking cute and looks like my boy, Alex.

    • @cs7811
      @cs7811 3 года назад +3

      Awwww kitty

    • @rpst39
      @rpst39 3 года назад +2

      What happened?

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 3 года назад +6

      @@rpst39 carson happened

    • @rpst39
      @rpst39 3 года назад +4

      @@owyemen9367 oh okay

  • @tensixtyoclock
    @tensixtyoclock Год назад +2

    1:13
    Corporate needs you to tell the difference between these two pictures
    (November 25) (September 8)
    Jschlatt: They're the same picture

  • @dominicsproul4987
    @dominicsproul4987 Год назад +7

    Its shocking how schlat was just under two months way from predicting the date the queen died.

  • @crossyright9493
    @crossyright9493 3 года назад +759

    "What is wrong with people?"
    Nah.... thats just Techno doing his part for Khorn.

  • @Landon-dd4nn
    @Landon-dd4nn 3 года назад +299

    I’m convinced robin has lost his mind reading these

    • @munchlax6577
      @munchlax6577 3 года назад +11

      Perhaps he never had his mind

    • @fun-e-bone
      @fun-e-bone 3 года назад +1

      No he lost his will to live

    • @thichinhphan4010
      @thichinhphan4010 3 года назад

      Ngl some of these cursed comments are legit technicallythetruth. And funny af.

  • @macipat6540
    @macipat6540 2 года назад +13

    14:31 hits different in 1/7/22

    • @Jus_Joj
      @Jus_Joj 2 года назад

      Hits even better

  • @Garlic_Bread
    @Garlic_Bread 3 года назад +349

    Ah, of course it's Tommyinnit who tweeted about the queen. And then there's Schlatt

    • @cairozephyr
      @cairozephyr 3 года назад +14

      nice to see a fellow mcyt fan :D and yeah, i'm not surprised that thread ended up in this video lmao

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 3 года назад +10

      MCYT have some weird ass tweets
      My favorites:
      Dream: "I once ate my cats poop as a toddler and I think that's obvious still today"
      Quackity: "Is honey bee cum?"
      Tommy (replying to Dream): "In THIS VIDEO, we coded it so I am in love with GeorgeNotFound. I love women, and also GeorgeNotFound. I hate MXM toon. My name is Dream and I am a bitch. Also, TommyInnit is a man and the best. I love gaming, and girls. Gamer girls. Pogchamp. I hate everything."
      Tubbo: "Today my sister asked me what a Tubbo moment was"

    • @phantic_
      @phantic_ 3 года назад +4

      Who the fuck is schlatt
      Edit: he's also a fucking madlad for being... Schlatt

    • @ballonstudios7799
      @ballonstudios7799 3 года назад +4

      @@phantic_ he gets cancel for his funny tweets but after the third one stopped bc he didnt care at all so they got bored and stopped canceling him....
      Idk its what i heard

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 3 года назад +4

      @@phantic_ Basically Schlatt is the definition of lawful evil

  • @dari.08308
    @dari.08308 3 года назад +163

    in 5th grade every class had a nickname. one of the teachers was called Mrs. Dalqhuist so the students were called Dalqhuestians. Another teacher called Ms. Griffin, the students called Griffindoors. My teacher was Mrs. Roach...
    *We were called roaches*

    • @simplylauren2399
      @simplylauren2399 3 года назад +7

      Omg I have a teacher called Ms.Griffin and I’m in 5th grade

    • @pluto-skies4323
      @pluto-skies4323 3 года назад +8

      Take over...evolution has deemed it fit for this moment...rule the world.

    • @dari.08308
      @dari.08308 3 года назад +12

      @@simplylauren2399 rlly? Lol her name is Mrs. Foster now, she got married. *her little foster children*

    • @EnoEso
      @EnoEso 2 года назад

      devastation

    • @lakkpom
      @lakkpom 2 года назад

      @iiiclxudy_daysiiii
      *damage 1000*

  • @SyncronedStuff
    @SyncronedStuff Год назад +3

    Oh frick Schlatt's predictions were pretty accurate

  • @mohammadabosalem9602
    @mohammadabosalem9602 2 года назад +10

    5:22 fr though why are they getting laughs and hearts 💀

  • @masked5640
    @masked5640 3 года назад +436

    He says mojang doesn't do anything lets talk about valve with tf2

  • @j.r.b.7585
    @j.r.b.7585 3 года назад +70

    "has anyone checked in on schlatt lately" Carson definitely hasnt

  • @Fraild
    @Fraild 2 года назад +9

    14:42 when i saw technoblade a tear went down my eye

  • @Doodle_Dragon
    @Doodle_Dragon Год назад +4

    12:06 I also grew up Russian. This hurts close to home.

  • @getpriyanka
    @getpriyanka 3 года назад +194

    America: We have more kills than anybody else when it comes to covid.
    India: And I took that personally

  • @bluecobalt665
    @bluecobalt665 3 года назад +61

    "I'm colorblind but I can still see the colors."
    *SO A DEFICIENCY?*

  • @martialabyss7997
    @martialabyss7997 Год назад +10

    welp this didnt age well

  • @Magnemite1
    @Magnemite1 2 года назад +5

    12:37 sounds like your talking thru a yawn

  • @aridraws4063
    @aridraws4063 3 года назад +112

    I guess that Robin accidentally got himself into the MCYT fandom due to some of these posts

  • @guts60
    @guts60 3 года назад +117

    My only concern about the blushing bear trap was that it said "Oni-chan" and not "Onii-chan".

    • @pillowman771
      @pillowman771 3 года назад +1

      Is... Is there a difference?

    • @guts60
      @guts60 3 года назад +26

      @@pillowman771 Well, as a Japanese person, very. Onii-chan means big brother, but an Oni is an evil demon. Oni-chan is just politely referring to a demon.

    • @pillowman771
      @pillowman771 3 года назад +3

      @@guts60 ah alright

    • @guts60
      @guts60 3 года назад +21

      @Connorshark Wdym? I am literally Japanese.

    • @trash_panda9400
      @trash_panda9400 3 года назад +4

      What's the problem

  • @CheekClapperJ69
    @CheekClapperJ69 Год назад +4

    1:13 that tweet aged well.

  • @ZstackZip
    @ZstackZip 2 года назад +7

    14:35 F in the chat…

  • @LohLow
    @LohLow 3 года назад +133

    damn i just realized homie lives in colorado... y’all ever get excited when a random internet person lives in the same place as you? 😂👌🏾

    • @SilverD33r
      @SilverD33r 3 года назад +3

      No, because it has never happened

    • @lesenigma2536
      @lesenigma2536 3 года назад +1

      Arizona has a nice little cast...

    • @lmao1660
      @lmao1660 2 года назад +1

      i was on a random server on discord and found a person in the same city as me (i live in a small ass country, small ass city too)

    • @zakkthecactus351
      @zakkthecactus351 8 месяцев назад

      You might need to check your walls

  • @shitpostinggamer9271
    @shitpostinggamer9271 3 года назад +57

    "I hate nice girls. Just exchanging greetings with them will get them on your mind. Start texting each other, and your heart will be set a flutter. If they call you, you're done for."

  • @nathemy1014
    @nathemy1014 Год назад +2

    1:12 "queen that doesn't die" Yeah, that really changed....

  • @mew2.025
    @mew2.025 Год назад +4

    1:14 aged like a fine milk

  • @lopesinho
    @lopesinho 3 года назад +612

    Emkay: *Mojang don't do anything more*
    Everyone: *yeah they suck*
    Redditors: *CoMpAnY GoOd PeOpLe BaD*

    • @noizepusher7594
      @noizepusher7594 3 года назад +3

      @CONNOR BAINTER true

    • @randomlegoguy616
      @randomlegoguy616 3 года назад +12

      Everyone thinks minecraft is good i guees youre that 1%

    • @lopesinho
      @lopesinho 3 года назад +1

      Guess you don't understand jokes
      You already know what that's means

    • @lopesinho
      @lopesinho 3 года назад

      @CONNOR BAINTER
      It's a joke you know
      A meme
      Do I have to explain more

    • @jdwmyt
      @jdwmyt 3 года назад +10

      Q: What did the class clown take a computer to school?
      A: Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.

  • @CatVduivenbode
    @CatVduivenbode 3 года назад +1318

    I got a huge smile seeing TommyInnit and Jschlatt

  • @zaza_inhaIer
    @zaza_inhaIer 2 года назад +6

    0:17 for some reason i just hear:
    *IMMM MR. KING DICE*
    *I'M THE DEVILS RIGHT HAND MANNN*
    💀

  • @epik-productions
    @epik-productions 11 месяцев назад +3

    14:35 rip techno :(

  • @a_real_jive_turkey7772
    @a_real_jive_turkey7772 3 года назад +66

    "How did she sneak out with those things clappin?"
    Stop bruh 🤣☠

  • @blazingrosereaper7661
    @blazingrosereaper7661 3 года назад +120

    I am from Germany and I am sure that „Deutsche“ isn’t pronounced like that

    • @Zant582
      @Zant582 3 года назад +1

      nah nah that's exactly how you pronounce that

    • @equaius893
      @equaius893 3 года назад +4

      duet-suh-chee

    • @lootballchen
      @lootballchen 3 года назад +2

      Naja. Ich habe auch öfters versucht, eine andere Sprache einigermaßen auszusprechen, jedoch sind die Gesichtsmuskeln einfach so trainiert und wir sind es einfach schon so gewöhnt.

    • @itsame2203
      @itsame2203 3 года назад +1

      I thought it was pretty good.
      Except the last e isn‘t silent..

    • @zsealed5740
      @zsealed5740 3 года назад +1

      You exactly pronounce it like -doych

  • @CHILLIN2540
    @CHILLIN2540 Год назад +3

    1:12 It's been like... almost a year if I remember correctly and these posts are still so damn funny whenever they're in videos from before

  • @shu_quinn
    @shu_quinn 2 года назад

    Literally anytime he said something like "yes i like this, deal with it" i never once would have thought about before he spoke

  • @kasakro9829
    @kasakro9829 3 года назад +247

    this person: “My favorite part of Shrek was-“
    ad: *plays*
    me: was what. was WHAT

    • @yuridojima4956
      @yuridojima4956 3 года назад +4

      Ah, the man who killed Abe lincoln is here

    • @PlumbG64
      @PlumbG64 3 года назад +2

      That happened to me

    • @mugiware
      @mugiware 3 года назад

      i got a mobile game ad

    • @WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK
      @WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK 3 года назад

      @@mugiware are you sure it wasn’t raid?

    • @dalek901
      @dalek901 3 года назад

      yo im a big fan

  • @Ludwig_Perpenhente
    @Ludwig_Perpenhente 3 года назад +64

    Imagine being a normal stranger, seeing someone plant a pot in the ground

    • @TrenZL
      @TrenZL 2 года назад

      I'd plant a furnace instead

  • @TheUnreadableUser
    @TheUnreadableUser 2 года назад +3

    2:43 i love how robin's laugh got set to x2 speed for a second

  • @studionagraniowesiara3556
    @studionagraniowesiara3556 2 года назад +3

    15:40 aged like milk

  • @N1K0.D4WN
    @N1K0.D4WN 3 года назад +467

    Dream, Technoblade, Tommyinnt, Schlatt: **Tweet**
    Me: **Happy smile**

    • @fungi_underscore4240
      @fungi_underscore4240 3 года назад +10

      Same

    • @lilylal3004
      @lilylal3004 3 года назад +21

      Idk why but I guess when we see our favorite content creators in something they dont usually explore it's nice. :)

    • @Janus2026
      @Janus2026 3 года назад +2

      @Niko Dawn. Just gotta say, I love you pfp

    • @Pebbles.3
      @Pebbles.3 3 года назад +1

      Oh hello again

    • @spacereaper666
      @spacereaper666 3 года назад +3

      cringe

  • @everest_7814
    @everest_7814 3 года назад +102

    The title *windows startup noises*
    my brain: *wii music*

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 3 года назад +3

      Your comment:
      My brain: ps1 startup music, including visuals and happy nostalgia
      Thank you for that, even if it was a weird leap to make

    • @everest_7814
      @everest_7814 3 года назад

      @Lancer DELTARUNE Me who never heard of the ps2 start up noises

    • @ZLGaming140
      @ZLGaming140 3 года назад

      My brain: Wii Sport theme

    • @natsueyama
      @natsueyama 3 года назад

      Ah yes, like the screams in my basement when I torture them with Fortnite dances

    • @natsueyama
      @natsueyama 3 года назад

      @Lancer DELTARUNE oh great new People in my basement to torture

  • @ijnyamato8395
    @ijnyamato8395 2 года назад +9

    5:27 laughs in vietnamese

  • @TheLegend-jr9ng
    @TheLegend-jr9ng Год назад +2

    Update on schlatt vol.2:
    He was somewhat right

  • @jaredabvan20
    @jaredabvan20 3 года назад +35

    "Get that money get that honey"
    Can't argue

  • @4louisMC
    @4louisMC 3 года назад +86

    0:05 Na, that's just the US, nothing to worry about here.

    • @Miata.Is.Always.The.Answer
      @Miata.Is.Always.The.Answer 3 года назад +7

      Same, here the moderator called the judge is giving me a cooldown of 13 years.

    • @splaty2231
      @splaty2231 3 года назад +6

      Damn, unlucky, the game glitched and let me kill like 10 people before I realized they modded the game with an officer role, but I was lucky and they didn’t reset my kill cool down since that’s what they do, so I ended killing like 47 people before I got caught and was going to get a public exacution, but I was even more lucky and my imposter mate started a riot in the prison and all of us imposters escaped, and were never found since, how are you doing in America

    • @sillygtwoah
      @sillygtwoah 2 года назад +1

      I only could kill like- 20 people but like the last guy said. They modded it and I’m writing this from my temporary jail time before I get out no I got a 13 year kill cooldown

  • @epic7224
    @epic7224 2 года назад

    The winne the pooh one had me almost choke 😂

  • @dominicpond
    @dominicpond 2 года назад +5

    16:34 everyone gangsta until they realize the subscribe button turns to the unsubscribe color

  • @davidbass6780
    @davidbass6780 3 года назад +167

    No no, Americans don't need to lose weight. They just need to beat their previous record in abstinence from food.

    • @strangey_7221
      @strangey_7221 3 года назад +8

      The children in my basement have the unofficial world record

    • @ezraklinect4525
      @ezraklinect4525 3 года назад

      You just saved America

    • @francescosacca6674
      @francescosacca6674 3 года назад +1

      The ludicrous record of five minutes.

    • @draconshot928
      @draconshot928 3 года назад

      @@strangey_7221 BOI!! Get back in the basement. Its not time for you to leave. Seriously this livestock is annoying

  • @JuliansTorture
    @JuliansTorture 3 года назад +43

    All of the people of emkay have a certain feel and mood around me like how robin is so calming and yet just normally going through subreddits while as Damien gets the comedic side of me when I watch and lexy makes me feel like I’m cared but somebody it’s a weird thing but em Kay makes me feel like I am normal again

  • @cerabond7650
    @cerabond7650 2 года назад +1

    1:12 I'm glad Cuptoast has a friend like Jschlatt.

  • @Skullfiend
    @Skullfiend Год назад +1

    Schlattt... Oh boi... Lost his patience and just had to do it sooner.

  • @Kevin-xq7qy
    @Kevin-xq7qy 3 года назад +51

    "I just found out there is no kill cool down"
    Stamina adrenaline energy: umm there is

  • @canofcaramelmelons5744
    @canofcaramelmelons5744 3 года назад +53

    "There's no kill cooldown, I just checked!"
    If the Purge ever happened during the Gen Z era, this is what we'll be hearing.

  • @MoreCoffePlease
    @MoreCoffePlease Год назад +3

    I think we need to investigate Schlatt

  • @memetrain2702
    @memetrain2702 2 года назад +11

    Ze french has entered le chat. 5:56

    • @Fifasher2K
      @Fifasher2K 6 месяцев назад

      Translation: the French are fucking the cats.

  • @ryanmckenna9330
    @ryanmckenna9330 3 года назад +18

    14:29 LMAOOO
    Yeah, that's Technoblade for ya...
    Only if the deaths are only orphans, of course

  • @syrhtea
    @syrhtea 3 года назад +168

    "seven dislikes"
    "2.3 thoudand likes"
    the perfect video

    • @funkyraccoonster3209
      @funkyraccoonster3209 3 года назад +1

      Thousand, just putting this so you only get one correction

    • @The_Soviet_Onion
      @The_Soviet_Onion 3 года назад +1

      The average berd video has 500 times more likes than dislikes, while this one is at around 350.

    • @crixxbrixx
      @crixxbrixx 3 года назад

      @@funkyraccoonster3209 I love how the dude edited his comment yet didn’t fix the spelling mistake

    • @trisquele4943
      @trisquele4943 3 года назад

      5k likes. 41 dislikes.
      Epic.

  • @migueldiehl8711
    @migueldiehl8711 2 года назад +13

    3:36 r/noahgettheboat

    • @migueldiehl8711
      @migueldiehl8711 2 года назад +2

      8:00 did you know 1/25 people are homosexual?

  • @haXXiGD
    @haXXiGD 7 месяцев назад

    The toaster thing made me burst out laughing

  • @shadowhydramk2175
    @shadowhydramk2175 3 года назад +28

    Robin: my favorite part of shrek was-
    RUclips: I've decided i want a ad

  • @sandingpaper
    @sandingpaper 3 года назад +189

    Robin sounds oddly like someone......
    *Stares at GreyStillPlays*

    • @dragonitekai746
      @dragonitekai746 3 года назад +3

      Good point

    • @blackburngaming8345
      @blackburngaming8345 3 года назад +7

      It's _Gray_ StillPlays, he's -American- Floridian. I mean, not that living in/near Europe/Asia is bad, you just misplaced a letter.

    • @the_genisis8954
      @the_genisis8954 3 года назад +1

      THATS WHERE I RECOGNISE HIM FROM

    • @woottastic
      @woottastic 3 года назад +1

      @@blackburngaming8345 im an american. I spell it Grey.

    • @woottastic
      @woottastic 3 года назад +2

      @@blackburngaming8345 does your distinction imply that floridians are not americans?

  • @evanstudios7487
    @evanstudios7487 2 года назад

    3:32 @Robin From EmKay what do you mean they don’t do anything? They give us updates every year and they have by far the biggest community of gamers!
    Also another hilarious video lol

  • @mokkapote
    @mokkapote 2 года назад +2

    2:15 funfact: nobody actually died, I was in the city when it "exploded"
    the bomb was called "tallboy" (or something like that) and the explosion was controlled, we got rid of the bomb without any harm

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade 3 года назад +78

    "THERE'S NO KILL COOLDOWN I JUST CHECKED"
    The impostors: *We see this as an absolute win!*

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 3 года назад +63

    Dog: **walks into the bathroom stall**
    Me: *Perfect timing! Just ran out of toilet paper*

    • @wharior
      @wharior 3 года назад +3

      engineer gaming

    • @MetahydrixIsWeird
      @MetahydrixIsWeird 3 года назад +2

      huh? Did the dog bring toilet paper or something- WHAT THE FUCK DUDEEEEEEEEEE

    • @contentlacking5950
      @contentlacking5950 3 года назад +3

      @@MetahydrixIsWeird the dog *IS* the toilet paper

    • @catgoaaaaaaaaaaa6152
      @catgoaaaaaaaaaaa6152 3 года назад +3

      Make sure to eat it afterwards

    • @MetahydrixIsWeird
      @MetahydrixIsWeird 3 года назад +2

      @@contentlacking5950 I know I just got it

  • @LetsPlayKeldeo
    @LetsPlayKeldeo 2 года назад +4

    Man I miss technoblade

  • @the-secret
    @the-secret Год назад +2

    Dude... What even schlatt predicted is literally real...

  • @clocksgoticktock689
    @clocksgoticktock689 3 года назад +71

    every time i see a tweet from schlatt im always like " ah shit here we go again "