Exploring Wikipedia's Worst Translations

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @postmodernist1848
    @postmodernist1848 Год назад +4802

    Funnily enough, Putin crab is an old meme in Russia. Once upon a time he said that he worked "like a slave" (meaning very hard) in the past which is "kak rab" in Russian and can be perceived as "kak krab" meaning "like a crab" which inspired many photoshops and "funny" pictures where Putin is a crab

    • @mastersafari5349
      @mastersafari5349 Год назад +415

      I was aware of the meme but never knew the origins, thank you.

    • @therobloxiangang3218
      @therobloxiangang3218 Год назад +42

      cá portán

    • @ryanhernandez1877
      @ryanhernandez1877 Год назад +271

      Anything mocking Putin is a little funny.

    • @michaelschneider8201
      @michaelschneider8201 Год назад +96

      I just know that this were certainly Russians who wrote those articles. You can see the proof in the comments to this video

    • @xylophone_888
      @xylophone_888 Год назад +265

      putin crab and lenin mushroom are the most important memes in russian meme culture, they're still at least a bit relevant even after like ten or so years

  • @giovannipoeta1278
    @giovannipoeta1278 Год назад +2989

    Time traveler: moves a chair
    The timeline:

  • @jacobnicola5950
    @jacobnicola5950 Год назад +1273

    This sounds like a time traveler moved an entire mountain

    • @taffingtonboathouse5754
      @taffingtonboathouse5754 Год назад

      Or just accidentally placed auschwitz on the moon inwhich changed a lot of stuff

    • @pikchassis
      @pikchassis Год назад +24

      THIS JOKE IS TOO GOOD

    • @themeemqueen
      @themeemqueen Год назад +21

      Best comment I've read today, thanks.

  • @lewis297
    @lewis297 Год назад +770

    As a Belarusian i can confirm that our national anthem is "There is a bug"

    • @victorlolxd7347
      @victorlolxd7347 Год назад +12

      How does it go?

    • @spookyjosh158
      @spookyjosh158 Год назад +11

      My fav song ever fr nothing could ever top There Is A Bug like fr

    • @MajorDumai
      @MajorDumai Год назад +15

      Can you confirm that your flag is "Sunset over the swamp"?

    • @fungo6631
      @fungo6631 Год назад +24

      Well Tarakan is indeed a bug.

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 11 месяцев назад +27

      The bug is Lukashenko.

  • @sofiajr3411
    @sofiajr3411 Год назад +473

    1:58 "ho ho no more" makes it sound like they killed Santa

  • @ollieoxenfree6317
    @ollieoxenfree6317 Год назад +7572

    Plot twist: The translator worked flawlesly and this is just how Wikipedia is in Laos

    • @k2_x376
      @k2_x376 Год назад +527

      Guess Laos just loves buddah

    • @serbiancountryballs
      @serbiancountryballs Год назад +735

      As a Lao person, no translators can properly translate. I translated a ton of words into Lao and I was laughing when it called stuff like a rat into a trash can😂.

    • @spookysomeone
      @spookysomeone Год назад +253

      @@serbiancountryballs is it an issue with the translators being lackluster, or is it the language that's just particularly hard to translate? (genuine question)

    • @dvoika2
      @dvoika2 Год назад +315

      @@spookysomeone I think it's the language, it probably has the same problem with Chinese where new words that are coming into the language from abroad are replicated with the letters that sound similar, however the letters on their own already mean something and mean completely different thing when you separate them from a word.

    • @serbiancountryballs
      @serbiancountryballs Год назад +276

      @@spookysomeone maybe it’s the Lao language. Because every word is literal. giraffe IS long necked deer when you listen it out.

  • @Вехумет
    @Вехумет Год назад +3789

    The translation of Putin as "Mr. Crab" was actually quite precise. It is one of his actual nicknames that people called him in late 2010s :)

    • @dogma_baal
      @dogma_baal Год назад +297

      А ведь всё пошло с того, что Ленин - гриб..

    • @stepmi
      @stepmi Год назад +164

      *late 2000s-early 2010s

    • @stepmi
      @stepmi Год назад +107

      @@dogma_baal пошло с рабов на галерах

    • @raufowaty2
      @raufowaty2 Год назад +151

      Kinda sounds like Mr. Krabs
      Ig they're both greedy, but in different ways

    • @Кыскивмиске
      @Кыскивмиске Год назад +73

      @@dogma_baal не только гриб, но и радиоволна

  • @Sumschmuck
    @Sumschmuck Год назад +567

    Describe the 1960s in 2 words
    6:52

    • @zhouwu
      @zhouwu Год назад +19

      😂
      I see what you did there!

    • @anthems_international_more
      @anthems_international_more 6 месяцев назад +5

      THAS CRAZY

    • @NR.gamer241
      @NR.gamer241 5 месяцев назад

      ​​@@anthems_international_morethats what she said

    • @supernastja_art
      @supernastja_art 3 месяца назад +1

      @@anthems_international_more THAS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI

  • @sel9981
    @sel9981 Год назад +309

    As a Buddhist, I can't belive the guy that founded my religion is in charge of so many governments.

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon Год назад +43

      Maybe this is the timeline where instead of becoming a holy man he went into politics like his father wanted.

    • @DepisTV
      @DepisTV 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@Sewblonpolitical Buddha

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@DepisTV Indeed.

    • @Ancaryvan
      @Ancaryvan 8 месяцев назад +4

      He CAN be Chakravartin!

    • @MaxwellEditsXD
      @MaxwellEditsXD 5 месяцев назад +2

      I never thought I’d meet a Buddhist on RUclips, but hello!

  • @Cartman_Pilled
    @Cartman_Pilled Год назад +743

    1:22 So apparently if I ever tell a Laotian person that I’m autistic they’re gonna think I’m a Nazi, or even a reincarnated Hitler

    • @victorlolxd7347
      @victorlolxd7347 Год назад +174

      I feel bad for The Liverpool fans who live there

    • @sberky98
      @sberky98 Год назад +30

      @@victorlolxd7347 LIVERPOOL AS IN THE BEATLES???

    • @victorlolxd7347
      @victorlolxd7347 Год назад +46

      @@sberky98Liverpool as in the sports team

    • @sberky98
      @sberky98 Год назад +7

      @@victorlolxd7347 ok

    • @xDLiLi1337
      @xDLiLi1337 Год назад +34

      ​@@victorlolxd7347 Liverpool as in the city

  • @isaacroansison2539
    @isaacroansison2539 Год назад +890

    i remember a time where i was searching through wikipedia’s other sites in languages, and i found one that was quite not what i was expecting, in that wikipedia it was autotranslated and “wikipedia, the free encyclopedia” was turned into “How to get rid of Acne on your PC”

    • @tomasbeltran04050
      @tomasbeltran04050 Год назад +21

      AHAHHAHAJAJAJ

    • @pickledkool-aid
      @pickledkool-aid Год назад +101

      I’ve been searching through the Igbo one and the statistics page title is translated as “There are Many Graves.” Users seems to get translated as “prisoners” a lot. North America is translated as “America’s Sunshine” and Africa is translated as “Heaven”

    • @benjamincrew8383
      @benjamincrew8383 Год назад +8

      How do you auto translate it

    • @UH-60_Blackhawk
      @UH-60_Blackhawk Год назад +39

      ​@@pickledkool-aid Africa is Heaven confirmed

    • @monatoth3528
      @monatoth3528 Год назад +2

      r/wooosh

  • @SoftBoiledArt
    @SoftBoiledArt Год назад +2326

    Thanos: I am inevitable.
    Hitler: And I am...AUTISM.

    • @therealmarkzuckerberg
      @therealmarkzuckerberg Год назад +177

      He just like me fr fr

    • @taffingtonboathouse5754
      @taffingtonboathouse5754 Год назад +93

      I am existence. I am autism

    • @poygon
      @poygon Год назад +24

      me fr

    • @vntajones
      @vntajones Год назад

      Well dang hitler actually had a program to kill autistic children so

    • @neat3239
      @neat3239 Год назад +116

      Hitler be like: I am autism. I am visible in your children, but I am invisible to you UNTIL IT IS TOO LATE

  • @democraticrepublicofzibers7112
    @democraticrepublicofzibers7112 Год назад +354

    "Liverpool in Hell"
    "Autism or Liverpool is a German nationalist politician" GOOGLE TRANSLATE VIPLATED LIVERPOOL

  • @Dude-vq3oe
    @Dude-vq3oe Год назад +215

    8:50 Are we not going to talk about how the area for Japan is 2.2 km^2?!

    • @AlreadyTakenTag
      @AlreadyTakenTag Год назад +26

      Apparently Laos knows what rising sea levels will achieve in a hundred years.
      It may be inaccurate now but people will call Laos a country of prophets in 2123! Mark my words.

    • @jaceyjohnson8922
      @jaceyjohnson8922 7 месяцев назад +14

      It shrank in the wash

    • @facuzamorano7839
      @facuzamorano7839 7 месяцев назад +6

      GEOMETRY DASH 2.2??!!?2?2?!

    • @RenBergMapping
      @RenBergMapping 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@facuzamorano7839
      5:58 THERE IS A BUG, 2.2 🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @twisted_reed8900
    @twisted_reed8900 Год назад +399

    This is what teachers think when you ask if you can use Wiki as a source in your project:

    • @GuidelinesViolator
      @GuidelinesViolator 7 месяцев назад +4

      6:10 based

    • @MaxwellEditsXD
      @MaxwellEditsXD 5 месяцев назад +2

      My teacher tells us to use Wikipedia 😳

    • @GuidelinesViolator
      @GuidelinesViolator 5 месяцев назад

      @@MaxwellEditsXD who is u lil boy

    • @MaxwellEditsXD
      @MaxwellEditsXD 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@GuidelinesViolator first of all I’m just a human, second of all I’m not a boy.

    • @MaxwellEditsXD
      @MaxwellEditsXD 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@GuidelinesViolator and I’m not little

  • @harrychowdhry4218
    @harrychowdhry4218 Год назад +580

    as a laotian i can confirm that mr. crabs did indeed declare a prag military move in the ukrainian eye

    • @monatoth3528
      @monatoth3528 Год назад +13

      I thought you said “as a location”
      😭😭😭😭😭

    • @JimSirichok
      @JimSirichok 3 месяца назад +2

      as a thai i cannot confirm that mr. crabs declare a prag military move in the ukrainian eyes

  • @starcereal
    @starcereal Год назад +1056

    As someone who has never been to New Zealand, I can confirm the king was indeed once a mosquito.

    • @troev
      @troev Год назад +66

      and his name is Elizabeth

    • @belkYT
      @belkYT Год назад +27

      @@troev the II

    • @Aven_colonthree
      @Aven_colonthree Год назад +19

      As someone who is a kiwi, i can confirm that the king is a mosquito

    • @amalayperson7208
      @amalayperson7208 Год назад +24

      @@Aven_colonthree WAS a mosquito. He is a king now.

    • @Aven_colonthree
      @Aven_colonthree Год назад +6

      @@amalayperson7208 ye sorry wrong grammar

  • @poke_sas
    @poke_sas Год назад +3535

    TIL that Buddha is the biggest political figure in the world.

    • @wadejg_blaze0n213
      @wadejg_blaze0n213 Год назад +181

      TIAL that Thanks is also the most common scientific slang in the world

    • @californium-2526
      @californium-2526 Год назад +117

      And that Croatia is Türkiye (🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷).

    • @hhhhhhhhh1071
      @hhhhhhhhh1071 Год назад

      @@californium-2526 turkroach 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

    • @Maxzes_
      @Maxzes_ Год назад +30

      Of course! Did you see his hand?

    • @audiodood
      @audiodood Год назад +38

      It’s actually Thanks

  • @elliethehighlighter9894
    @elliethehighlighter9894 Год назад +183

    10:57 As a Singaporean I can confirm that we are the human enemy that defines our country

  • @carbondioxides
    @carbondioxides Год назад +164

    To be fair, "The absolute empire of Christianity" is a godly name for a government.

  • @kohorion.1326
    @kohorion.1326 Год назад +2770

    I have not laughed this much in a long time, thank you

  • @margarinchick
    @margarinchick Год назад +1021

    This is even funnier when you know that there's an actual meme of Putin being a crab

  • @xywowpig8903
    @xywowpig8903 Год назад +2821

    With how professional this is I was shocked at how little recognition, get this man to 500k+ subs

    • @evill01
      @evill01 Год назад +34

      I thought he did until I saw this comment

    • @raeplaysval
      @raeplaysval Год назад +2

      joseppi 2

    • @brickmasterstudios447
      @brickmasterstudios447 Год назад +27

      @@evill01his channel is a month old and he’s already at 10 k that’s fucking great for a start. Hopefully he keeps his momentum

    • @brickmasterstudios447
      @brickmasterstudios447 Год назад +3

      @@evill01his channel is a month old and he’s already at 10 k that’s fucking great for a start. Hopefully he keeps his momentum

    • @Penultimeat
      @Penultimeat Год назад +4

      I mean it’s not *that* well produced

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Год назад +544

    Friendly reminder: If multiverse theory is correct, all of these translated articles are unironically true somewhere in the vastness of infinity.

    • @RamnNodls
      @RamnNodls 11 месяцев назад +34

      Or, If the universe is infinite, this is true on an infinite number of planets in this universe

    • @alexisb3829
      @alexisb3829 10 месяцев назад +2

      Woah

  • @f-man3274
    @f-man3274 Год назад +84

    6:46 As a Russian, I find it the most accurate description of the current president

  • @draniki1352
    @draniki1352 Год назад +978

    As a Belarusian I am proud to say that buddha is indeed our prime minister 🙏🙏🙏

    • @oxotniknaoleney
      @oxotniknaoleney Год назад +68

      Is a united kingdom
      - The Buddha cLao 1801

    • @iamothemakhnovist20
      @iamothemakhnovist20 Год назад +69

      He would be better than Lukashenka for sure

    • @SilverH1917
      @SilverH1917 Год назад +15

      @@iamothemakhnovist20 You are quite a based person :)

    • @eugi1819
      @eugi1819 Год назад +8

      *dong sound*

    • @Слышьты-ф4ю
      @Слышьты-ф4ю Год назад +13

      @@iamothemakhnovist20 the founder of Buddhism (Gautama?..) wasn't really a guy who wants to rule...
      Though he'd still be better.

  • @MiyuwiTV
    @MiyuwiTV Год назад +1164

    Imagine if there was an alternate universe where all of these wikipedia articles were true

    • @maxiona714
      @maxiona714 Год назад +46

      UH OH

    • @Spongyboi897
      @Spongyboi897 Год назад +164

      I wonder what the "era of chewing gum" would look like

    • @mr.x2567
      @mr.x2567 Год назад +129

      Buddhism has a strong presence in that alternate reality.

    • @danielwoods3896
      @danielwoods3896 Год назад +71

      Long live god emperor Buddha

    • @princefluff08
      @princefluff08 Год назад +40

      I'd visit Soda, Korea.

  • @TimSlee1
    @TimSlee1 Год назад +819

    This is literally randomly generated humor and I love it.

    • @therealspeedwagon1451
      @therealspeedwagon1451 Год назад +38

      “In the future, entertainment will be randomly generated.” -a wise tomato

    • @itsjimwaffle
      @itsjimwaffle Год назад +24

      @@therealspeedwagon1451 Actually it was a wise cucumber

    • @therealspeedwagon1451
      @therealspeedwagon1451 Год назад +9

      @@itsjimwaffle right I forgot
      Also 🤓

    • @aesthetix3398
      @aesthetix3398 Год назад +7

      My humor is randomly generated.
      Earlier I was laughing at the idea of my grandma having a twin for no reason

    • @tutus3dall-starsmultiversa646
      @tutus3dall-starsmultiversa646 Год назад +2

      VeggieTales was right all along

  • @easy8690
    @easy8690 Год назад +79

    The entire bit from 1:09 to 2:09 was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. It made me laugh so hard I thought I was gonna pass out because my chest hurt so much.
    Hitler being called Autism was spoiled in the thumbnail but 'Liverpool' caught me way off guard, after that for some reason 'Hogus father of Hagar' just sent me.
    Let's not forget the cherry on top, that being 'Liverpool in hell' and the holocaust being translated to fucking 'Hooray' of all things made me cry.
    Honorable mention being our supreme leader Kim-Jong-Un being called Acne-Cream and the Buddha for him and his religion being so successful around the world.

    • @Stolensweetroll1
      @Stolensweetroll1 6 месяцев назад +9

      Ho Ho (No More)

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox 3 месяца назад +5

      Ho Ho (No More) had me legitimately laughing till my ribs hurt.

  • @Briggattonii
    @Briggattonii Год назад +54

    Every Buddha:
    3:12
    4:35
    5:31 (this one counts)
    6:04
    7:48

  • @MissingGamer
    @MissingGamer Год назад +1285

    I can confirm we are in fact the most pure Arab people in Germany

    • @ChezRG-YT
      @ChezRG-YT Год назад +42

      Hey ! We Arabs, are not like that ! We are kind and sweet !

    • @unoriginalperson72
      @unoriginalperson72 Год назад

      I cannot belive Autism Liverpool was in hell

    • @danielcarvalho1453
      @danielcarvalho1453 Год назад +75

      I think the word "Aryan" in Laotian was originally written there but was detected by the translator as "Arab"

    • @luitr
      @luitr Год назад +27

      Masha allah the mufti of blessed german people

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan Год назад +34

      I mean, you just have to take one look at a crowd in Berlin to realise that

  • @user-saraswatidevi
    @user-saraswatidevi Год назад +460

    I'm happy I'm not the only one who does this lol
    Translating japanese Wikipedia is always fun because sometimes it's better than English Wikipedia or makes zero sense

    • @geofroggo
      @geofroggo Год назад +5

      How do you do it?

    • @linuxization4205
      @linuxization4205 Год назад +1

      @@geofroggo or native

    • @Rob17kLiebermann
      @Rob17kLiebermann Год назад +37

      Yeah, I checked just now and, for example, the biography of Hitler in Japanese is much longer than in English.

    • @heartrockingcity
      @heartrockingcity Год назад +7

      hello emperor CrabofYes

  • @lexiwherman
    @lexiwherman Год назад +376

    I'm actually shocked both the video and channel has less than 1k views/subs. Not only was this video funny as hell, it also was just made pretty well in general.
    I better be yelled at in the future when this channel blows up and has 100k+ subscribers

  • @tommasorinaldi9196
    @tommasorinaldi9196 Год назад +81

    5:10 The best part isn't even "Plastic City".
    It's the fact that "Città del Vaticano" (Vatican City) was somehow translated to "Città del Varano" (Monitor lizard City).

  • @sonicsupersam7793
    @sonicsupersam7793 Год назад +128

    Time traveler: moves a chair
    History:

  • @kanewar2979
    @kanewar2979 Год назад +122

    1:39 yep that definitely looks like hell

  • @lipkatatar1748
    @lipkatatar1748 Год назад +99

    Ah yes, my homeland, The Republic of the Internet

    • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
      @Hand-in-Shot_Productions Год назад +16

      I live there too, sometimes!

    • @taffingtonboathouse5754
      @taffingtonboathouse5754 Год назад +7

      I live in the Republic of Internet aswell aswell as living in the UK

    • @bread6811
      @bread6811 Год назад +4

      When are we gonna tell them that we own the entire internet?

    • @bnrid8086
      @bnrid8086 8 месяцев назад +1

      it's everyone homeland now

  • @BuddySweyzer
    @BuddySweyzer Год назад +70

    1:56 The Nazis proposed a law prohibiting the marriage between non-Germans and New Zealanders

  • @etele8179
    @etele8179 Год назад +53

    Once I did a wild ride on wikipedia and translating it, that time found king Carol II of Romania being named "Big dumb of Roma".
    Oh man, wikipedia translations can become quite wild😂

  • @crazysupernovagaming3638
    @crazysupernovagaming3638 Год назад +73

    Congrats, you just successfully made a really strange WW2 alternate timeline. Honestly, I could see this on some questionable website and written by someone who's on some... Questionable substances.

    • @victorlolxd7347
      @victorlolxd7347 Год назад +5

      Can you imagine if this actually happend? 🤣

    • @Theproblemchildofyoutube
      @Theproblemchildofyoutube Год назад

      ​@@victorlolxd7347I can make it happen.

    • @Sammy04087
      @Sammy04087 Год назад

      It would be absolutely disastrous honestly 😅@@victorlolxd7347

  • @SvensssonboiMapping
    @SvensssonboiMapping Год назад +318

    I love these they are so entertaining!

    • @raffandbotnik
      @raffandbotnik Год назад +9

      The capital isPositive

    • @Maxzes_
      @Maxzes_ Год назад +8

      Not as entertaining as Buddha, the last time I saw him

    • @cpt_nordbart
      @cpt_nordbart Год назад +5

      You have to suffer when visiting Norway

    • @TemmieContingenC
      @TemmieContingenC Год назад

      Liverpool in hell

  • @mystrallsnowlight
    @mystrallsnowlight Год назад +51

    2:00: Holocaûst --> Hooray! [Ho ho (no more)]
    Totally got me off guard

  • @imya234
    @imya234 Год назад +79

    The Australia one is kinda accurate for who was in charge from 2007-2008. The Governor-General (the successor) was Michael Jeffery, and the Prime Minister was Kevin Rudd. So it's almost right, just 15 years out of date.

  • @helgeschneider4417
    @helgeschneider4417 Год назад +24

    According to 8:49, not only does Japan use a currency, it also has an astounding landmass of 2,2 km².

  • @broccoliyong9319
    @broccoliyong9319 Год назад +19

    As a Singaporean, I can confirm that we are a completely separate group of living things and are different from animals

  • @tonywilde1709
    @tonywilde1709 Год назад +67

    4:48 Scotland, or Salad.
    Man, I've been calling it Internet all these years.

    • @danielmoraes8598
      @danielmoraes8598 4 месяца назад +2

      Ah, yes, the beautiful country of Internet, also called Salad. Lovely place

  • @swagmundfreud666
    @swagmundfreud666 Год назад +293

    You can actually figure out a bit about Laotin from this. Like I assume the word for "crab" is similar enough to in spelling "Putin" that Google translate gets confused. You can also see the language English is always just called "the UK" which makes me think that the two are the same word in Laotin with interchangeable meanings.

    • @throughcracker6591
      @throughcracker6591 Год назад +83

      Can confirm: crab is ປູ (pu), which absolutely confuses the translator, and ອັງກິດ (angkid) is used for both the language (ພາສາອັງກິດ, pasa angkid) and the country (ປະເທດອັງກິດ, pathed angkid)

    • @throughcracker6591
      @throughcracker6591 Год назад +70

      Also, the same crab thing is why Emperor Puyi was translated as Emperor Crab

    • @DogDogGodFog
      @DogDogGodFog Год назад +10

      In Russian the crab poaching season is called something similar to 'putin', I think

    • @dimvajra5880
      @dimvajra5880 Год назад +49

      There's an actual joke about Putin being a crab, because some people misheard his "rabotal kak rab na galierach" (I worked like a slave on galleys) as "rabotal kak krab na galierach" (i worked like a crab on galleys)

    • @tomasbeltran04050
      @tomasbeltran04050 Год назад +16

      @@throughcracker6591 þanks for ðe information

  • @kvark2066
    @kvark2066 Год назад +83

    5:53 Exactly. one cockroach has been ruling there for like 28 years

  • @Alienboi2005vidsandstuff
    @Alienboi2005vidsandstuff Год назад +179

    1:22 I literally died laughing

  • @the6597
    @the6597 Год назад +70

    0:26 the Nazi era was just really hungry ig

    • @PorterStats3
      @PorterStats3 Год назад +3

      Hungry for Hungary.

    • @NOBLESIX-UNSC
      @NOBLESIX-UNSC 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@PorterStats3british food, still almost bombed (at least for autism)

  • @DogDogGodFog
    @DogDogGodFog Год назад +71

    If I remember correctly, the reason why Putin was translated to 'Mr Crab', is because in Russian the word 'putin' also refers to a crab hunting season. When they are typically caught to be eaten as seafood.

    • @axl7762
      @axl7762 Год назад +20

      "putina" means fishing season and not crab, I doubt we have a place to hunt crabs. The actual reason is simpler-Putin said once in an interview that he had to work like a slave when he was young; like a slave sounds pretty much the same as like a crab, so we had a bunch of memes and caricatures

    • @DogDogGodFog
      @DogDogGodFog Год назад +5

      @@axl7762 No but as in, why his surname was automatically translated to 'crab'.

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow Год назад +4

      But aren't these articles translated from Laos? I think another comment on here said that the word for crab in Laos is "pu" or something

    • @DogDogGodFog
      @DogDogGodFog Год назад +3

      @@mellow_mallow I initially assumed that this was one of those 'translated through X amount of languages' memes.

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow Год назад +2

      @@DogDogGodFog oh, understandable. It's incoherent enough to be one.

  • @ladros9154
    @ladros9154 Год назад +230

    Man, you almost killed me due to laughter. 10/10

  • @lukasbrucas3027
    @lukasbrucas3027 Год назад +91

    I have not laughed this hard in weeks! This was amazing. How this channel doesn't have more views and subscribers is beyond me.

  • @greenbean0685
    @greenbean0685 Год назад +58

    8:59 “the nation anthem is hardware” *Home Depot theme starts playing

  • @slowpoke0643
    @slowpoke0643 Год назад +12

    10:34 I love how he skipped Brazil's language "Portugal", not "Portuguese" the language, but "Portugal" the Country

  • @dapperhedgehog5690
    @dapperhedgehog5690 Год назад +39

    Man, the Buddha sure does get around.

  • @projectkepleren
    @projectkepleren Год назад +58

    7:45 as someone who live in Thailand. Yeah this sounds about right lmao

  • @WhatIsSanity
    @WhatIsSanity Год назад +51

    Plot twist: The translation was accurate.

  • @ButterFromDiscord
    @ButterFromDiscord Год назад +50

    5:02 as a Norwegian, I can confirm
    …that this is wrong

  • @CrushedAsian255
    @CrushedAsian255 Год назад +23

    7:14 that’s probably related to the diacritics getting messed up and misinterpreted as numbers (VNI maybe)

  • @TheTeramon
    @TheTeramon Год назад +68

    2:30 Well, for Putin "Crab" is a real nickname after his famous phrase "Vse 8 let ya pahal kaK RAB na galerah (or "Entire 8 years, I was working as a slave on a galley" or "Все 8 лет я пахал, каК РАБ на галерах"). It was spoken the way it was easy to perceive as "kak krab" (as a krab on a galley), hence the nickname.
    So, It is a pretty good translation, tbh

    • @DJsWorldOfficial
      @DJsWorldOfficial Год назад

      2:36 Yesterday at the time of this comment, SEP 15 2023, is the day of this comment, which on SEP 14 at 9:00, I was just watching the first season of SpongeBob, and it was kinda funny. And the Mr Krabs joke was hilarious, so deja vu, I guess?

  • @mcnugget677
    @mcnugget677 Год назад +36

    11:07 kind of looks like dark chocolate melted on a bench, so it’s not entirely wrong.

  • @e.d.gproductions7989
    @e.d.gproductions7989 Год назад +52

    4:03 oh i can understand what It tries there, vessel -> vehicle -> car

    • @wizardninjapenguin
      @wizardninjapenguin Год назад

      The word is supposed to be 'son'.

    • @e.d.gproductions7989
      @e.d.gproductions7989 Год назад

      @@wizardninjapenguin hm but it can also be that. It's true according to the bible that jesus is some sort of "vessel" of god no?

    • @wizardninjapenguin
      @wizardninjapenguin Год назад

      @@e.d.gproductions7989 The Christadelphian belief is that Jesus was the son of God, the same way that other people are sons of their fathers. And that Jesus was not himself God, but acting in accordance with his will.

  • @AnAverageAustralian
    @AnAverageAustralian 7 месяцев назад +7

    The picture of baby Austrian painter labeled as ‘Liverpool in hell’ got me 💀

  • @User-eb7my
    @User-eb7my Год назад +10

    Kid: When i grow up I want to become an astronaut
    Cancer:
    12:48

  • @NP3GA
    @NP3GA Год назад +53

    5:17 okay okay credit where credit is due this sounds pretty dope

  • @pavelthefabulous5675
    @pavelthefabulous5675 Год назад +22

    Mr. Crab:
    "SPANGEBOBBBBBBBB! why the fuck did you let Zelensky steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formuler?"
    "Give the conscripts... supplies??? ARHARHARHARHARHAR Spangebob 'me boi, that costs MONEY!"

  • @Obmenistrator
    @Obmenistrator Год назад +49

    This is extra funny because "Putin is a crab" is a meme in Russia

  • @lokogameplays12
    @lokogameplays12 Год назад +53

    3:12 See The Replies For More Buddha Moments

  • @wind2536
    @wind2536 Год назад +10

    The editing makes this so much funnier. Great job. Subscribed.

  • @immakittybear7989
    @immakittybear7989 Год назад +50

    Love how the blanket is getting so globally well known! It's books are great, to bad it has so many holes that no more can be written ❤

  • @supermegadrive64
    @supermegadrive64 Год назад +67

    I like to imagine the reason this is so incoherent and nonsensical is because there's very few Laotian moderators to correct and check things so people who speak Laotian can just plagiarize to their hearts content. That and paired with the fact that Laotian doesn't receive the same attention a language like Spanish or Arabic would get from Google.

    • @serbiancountryballs
      @serbiancountryballs Год назад +23

      Lao is relatively hard to translate because tons of words are really literal. We use what they are to say what they are. Hitler is autism (you know why) cat is roughly meow so as tons of other animals

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon Год назад +4

      If people were just plagiarizing others, then they would just plagiarize the most easily available and popular texts. So the errors would just be the most common errors, not completely zany errors.

  • @enclavesoldier770
    @enclavesoldier770 Год назад +48

    0:49 i see, a fellow wolfenstein player

  • @agoodname3250
    @agoodname3250 Год назад +36

    2:24 as a jew i can confirm that the jews have 3 places of living: 1- israel 2- the yeddish autonomous oblast and 3- israel pr
    note: israel pr just recently decleard independence from ukraine under the supervision of president of russia volodymyr crabsky and is located in ''dhjunk''
    edit: yes the flag of israel pr indeed looks like an ambulance

    • @orukarm
      @orukarm Год назад +2

      Good man that crabsky

  • @paraphilicanalysis1737
    @paraphilicanalysis1737 Год назад +21

    1:16 Unironically what Netanyahu believes

  • @Nickelbag610
    @Nickelbag610 Год назад +8

    How can you laugh at such tragic events. Autism or Liverpool wiped out my family in the Hooray 65 million years ago.

  • @DakotaofRaptors
    @DakotaofRaptors Год назад +49

    1:50 fun fact: I founded the party.

  • @imrigly
    @imrigly Год назад +15

    I'm so glad that RUclips recommended your channel to me

  • @BibboRacing96
    @BibboRacing96 Год назад +32

    5:12 "Stato della Citt2 del Varano"
    "Plastic city"

  • @erinsgeography3619
    @erinsgeography3619 Год назад +24

    "The Philippines is one of two Asian nations that most people respect."
    Don't leave me hanging like that. What is the other one?

  • @atlas-ks7kl
    @atlas-ks7kl Год назад +180

    no clickbait. i got exactly what i came for. you earned a subscriber for that one. i haven't laughed this hard in a while
    i just finished the video and im currently in tears from how much im laughing

  • @bobthebuilder7059
    @bobthebuilder7059 Год назад +43

    5:25 i see no inaccuracies here

  • @joemiller947
    @joemiller947 Год назад +19

    Autistic Liverpudlians trembling right now

  • @FewVidsJustComments
    @FewVidsJustComments Год назад +11

    9:34 is half right. It does in fact border Norway, but also borders France and New Zealand

  • @HS-DBQ
    @HS-DBQ Год назад +34

    2:57 as a Thai I think that’s cambodian and that actually means queen elizabeth II

    • @u-bum
      @u-bum Год назад

      As a Cambodian that doesn't look like Khmer
      But yeah it was Queen Elizabeth II

    • @bewearstar9462
      @bewearstar9462 Год назад +2

      It's was laos.

    • @HS-DBQ
      @HS-DBQ Год назад +2

      @@bewearstar9462 ik

    • @Tanthemanreal
      @Tanthemanreal 4 месяца назад

      The Queen of New Zealand now as of September 2022

    • @danielmoraes8598
      @danielmoraes8598 4 месяца назад

      That is laosian

  • @LucSkyOCT
    @LucSkyOCT Год назад +19

    You know you did a good job as a small content creator when people say "Underrated"

  • @stoopidapples1596
    @stoopidapples1596 Год назад +16

    Kevin was genuinely our prime minister a decade ago. I imagine Laos Wikipedia doesn’t update the Australia page that often...

  • @COLSTERYouTube
    @COLSTERYouTube Год назад +34

    12:50
    Be
    • Mouse bag

    • @danielmoraes8598
      @danielmoraes8598 4 месяца назад +1

      Yeah, I was thinking about being a mouse bag
      Whatever that is

  • @subwaywiz445
    @subwaywiz445 Год назад +20

    11:34 so that’s where my grandpa went

  • @davisthedaviskids2574
    @davisthedaviskids2574 Год назад +6

    "the Nazi era was a glorious eradinosaurs" I remember seeing pictures of Hitler riding those big long necked dinos, cool

  • @Moomoo254
    @Moomoo254 Год назад +41

    Oh nice, you used the Siivagunner King for a Day art of Mr. Krabs at 2:41.

  • @dominikkorbely5809
    @dominikkorbely5809 Год назад +38

    6:19 technically true

    • @axostierIV
      @axostierIV 5 месяцев назад

      When he said "8 Russia"
      Welp I'm out of this planet, bye

  • @vegvisirtac
    @vegvisirtac Год назад +79

    Please make more of these I’m dying from laughter 💀

  • @mr.creeper7802
    @mr.creeper7802 Год назад +54

    I have Adolf Hitler, and it wasn’t self-diagnosed.

  • @mrjonbuob
    @mrjonbuob Год назад +31

    3:40 ah yess, when a certain K-POP star is a consumable sweet 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @holeefuk420
      @holeefuk420 Год назад +2

      Kim join un is my favourite car brand

  • @kedragold
    @kedragold Год назад +24

    The way you present your videos and the humour in them is amazing. I was baffled to find that you have under 100k subs. Please keep making awesome videos!

  • @aVoidExit
    @aVoidExit Год назад +67

    3:42, this killed me so hard

    • @Badsha4laif
      @Badsha4laif 9 месяцев назад +1

      AcHnI CrHeHeMe??

  • @NikkaTiel
    @NikkaTiel Год назад +15

    This channel is so good, the edits, the subject of the videos, the humor. Brilliant

  • @starcereal
    @starcereal Год назад +8

    "Dinosaurs at the end of the nineteenth century, 65 million years ago" pretty much the extent of every 6 year old's historical understanding

  • @ashnazgthrakatulukii1165
    @ashnazgthrakatulukii1165 Год назад +16

    8:33 What I can say, pretty realistic.

    • @danielmoraes8598
      @danielmoraes8598 4 месяца назад

      Are you Singaporean?
      That's my favorite country!