As a Brazilian, I confirm that here the criminality is so high that there were cases that the robber tried to rob a guy and then he realized that he was his lost childhood best friend so they went to talk in a coffee shop and remember their good old days PS.: this whole thing was like midnight
You can do a quick search of Tuti Yusupova, and it shows she was born allegedly in 1880, and she passed away in 2015. Funnily enough, she was 135ish when she passed, so the quote saying she's 140 is false. Also the image of the elderly woman underneath isn't Tuti.
plus most of the time someone claims to have lived past 120 they're proven wrong by scientific testing or sometimes even just common sense, heard of a few cases where the persons own self described history has been disproved because they contained mistakes on recorded events like claiming to be from a town before it was founded or claiming to have met someone famous before that person was born or after they died. Joice Heth was a famous example where she claimed to be a whopping 80 years more then her real age
this man is a talented youtuber, i hope you one day achieve your biggest goal. mad respect you amount of people you influence is mad bro keep going love the content!
Dream and Technoblade being here is a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one. I think i made a small war in my replys. the war is done, so don't think of joining in the war. Oh and also please ignore the maybe Dream stan that's in my replys they're probably 12-14 and just find Techno mean when in reality he was just joking.
"BRASIL NÚMERO 1 CAMPEÃO PENTA" "CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO" translations: "BRAZIL NUMBER 1 CHAMPION PENTA" "WORLD CHAMPION" yeah it's funnier when it's not in english
Or just "The Party". (Fun fact: In germany there is a party called "The Party", hinting to INGSOC. They are growing very fast. Have fun with this information.)
Damn. If i would have been this early in the olden days, i could have saved a third of europes population. Well whatever i guess, its not like i started the pandemia
Ok first yes you did start a pandemic second don't come back on 2021 you will start another There's one thats in ticks in China and there's a about 56 people Infected and several dead DONT.COME.BACK
"Imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you've ever had sex with." That actually happens to me a lot, lol. There's a pet store down the street.
6:45 finally someone gets it. the dictionary definition of feminism is "the advocacy of women's rights on the basis of the equality of the sexes." according to oxford. thats it. nothing more. stop demonizing it.
I'm Mr. H, hello hello! How do you do, and do you know That I'm so handsome and adorable, My happy hair is everywhere And so much hair makes people stare... IT'S HORRIBLE! I'm Mr. H, and can you see That there's more hair then there is of me, Some people may say it's unbearable That tangled kind I hide behind, Most horrible hair you'll ever find. It's hairable...I mean it's terrible...I MEAN IT'S HORRIBLE! Oh horrible hair My horrible hair Oh how I love this crown I wear I'll never never stop at any barber shop To cut my glorious horrible hair. SO THERE! I'm Mr. H, goodbye goodbye, Next time we meet, you'll know me by My head so handsome and adorable, My horrible hair is everywhere, My happy hair makes people stare. It's HORRIBLE!...HORRIBLE!...HORRIBLE!
Bruh. Sou br mas eu nunca roubaria de ngm kkak, and you... i know you probably dont have condition to buy one, but.... dont de proud of that nasty stuff
spelling "Ironman" as "Iron-man" is like spelling "Jeff" as "J-e-ff" the sentence "I am Ironman" has *three* words and *no* "-" the next Ironman part of this vid is terrifying
14:20 it litteraly means "you are sucking a sheep you fat person" (not 100% translation cuz there are different types of arabic [they are very similar just a few changes])
2:24 INGSOC or English socialism is a hypothetical totalitarian government in the dystopian novel "1984" which watches and listen to everyone through a device called the telescreen.
2:25 imagine an entire school full of staff getting arrested because of that madlad. And the commenter got a point too, that is technically adult only entertainment
@@yesidthecolombian I agree, but when he said "numero uno", "uno" being one, technically he spoke Spanish, since "one" in Portuguese is "um". There is no "o".
r/cursedcomments how many times am I gonna say this :) but... I think you just need a oven that the child fits in, toast for 18 to 20 minutes, and enjoy
If your talking about The click (which I hope so or my luck is terrible) all I'm saying is, I'm a * gacha kid * non heat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol I'm so sorry I wrote this...
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As a Brazilian, I confirm that here the criminality is so high that there were cases that the robber tried to rob a guy and then he realized that he was his lost childhood best friend so they went to talk in a coffee shop and remember their good old days
PS.: this whole thing was like midnight
Tiro tiro la no carioca
r/surprisinglywholesome
Oh well that's kinda wholesome:D
Nilce already told us, to avoid a robbery, you must pretend to be a robber as well. It worked for her, it might work for us.
Did they both decide not to pay for the coffee and snuck out the bathroom window?
The oldest woman alive is a woman
Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor
Oh, my food is made of food.
Hmm yes, water is wet!
@@ratman1125 No
@@ratman1125 No
@@ratman1125 no
Robin: “everyone put A+ in the comments below please and give a round of applause”
Robin: *proceeds to make suspicious clapping noise*
what do you mean suspicious you know he cant clap
It was not suspicious it was completely honest fapping noise
@amandaroberts6003 You see, my friend there are a variety of claps , for eg. SPANKS 🌚🌝
18:11 we finally found the "I like trains" guy
I like trains. :)
As a brazilian, the 'CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO" was the funniest shit i've ever heard
o sotaque, eu achei até que tava em espanhol kk
Ss podcre
I don't know what that means but the post is still funny.
@@mathiasfreitas1800 ah thank you
podpá
Thumbnail: **says it’s a forbidden gummy bear**
Me: it’s a fetus of a gummy bear
technically the truth
r/technicallythetruth
Not really whoosh moment lol
69th like
If you like this you're evil
True
You can do a quick search of Tuti Yusupova, and it shows she was born allegedly in 1880, and she passed away in 2015.
Funnily enough, she was 135ish when she passed, so the quote saying she's 140 is false. Also the image of the elderly woman underneath isn't Tuti.
plus most of the time someone claims to have lived past 120 they're proven wrong by scientific testing or sometimes even just common sense, heard of a few cases where the persons own self described history has been disproved because they contained mistakes on recorded events like claiming to be from a town before it was founded or claiming to have met someone famous before that person was born or after they died. Joice Heth was a famous example where she claimed to be a whopping 80 years more then her real age
I've gotta say, Robin is my favorite EmKay host. He is really funny!
"my worst fear is dying alone" - josefu joestar
Never thought id met another JoJo fan
Ha
@@bd-wk9lr I'd say it's harder not to meet one
@@skye387 yeah we r everywhere
Obviously a person of culture as well
This adds a whole new meaning to "You're going to Brazil."
u just need to know where to not go, lmao. Ive been living just fine, i guess
My father went to brazil.He never came back
@@dragonlash Brazil is indeed a craphole. Statistics don't lie.
Ha
@@dragonlash dude as a brazilian too, i can confirm we're not a crap-hole, we're a fucking hell-hole.
Robin speaking Portuguese was something I didn’t know I needed in my life
15:08 now im sad
Yah
robin, as your intro for cursed comments, say “what’s throbbin, it’s robin”
Nice pfp
*I thought these were the same accounts*
That is so bloody cursed.
"What's throbbin, it's robin 😏" i fixed it :D
I can hear this in his voice
1:44 listening to english speakers trying to talk portuguese is simply amazing.
Also: idk why, but he kinda has a spanish accent saying those Lines
@Doomguy what...
@@gagiibaaji2774 he said "bro that was pretty god lmao"
olá o teu dia está a correr bem
@@Fatima-su6nv é 9:32 ainda ;-;
@@calmae3948 ??
this man is a talented youtuber, i hope you one day achieve your biggest goal. mad respect you amount of people you influence is mad bro keep going love the content!
Bot
9:10 Ah, a wonderful "Someone who doesn't watch Gravity Falls, explain this picture" because those can only ever be stupidly hilarious lmao
Dream and Technoblade being here is a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.
I think i made a small war in my replys. the war is done, so don't think of joining in the war. Oh and also please ignore the maybe Dream stan that's in my replys they're probably 12-14 and just find Techno mean when in reality he was just joking.
Time to ask for a timestamp
@@saladman3915 yup
15:03
agreed
"These orphans are getting destroyed" technoblade
"BRASIL NÚMERO 1 CAMPEÃO PENTA"
"CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO"
translations:
"BRAZIL NUMBER 1 CHAMPION PENTA"
"WORLD CHAMPION"
yeah it's funnier when it's not in english
VUMBORA PORRA
Pô ele falou em espanhol
What the FU...
How ya doin, my fellow brazilian frend
@@strawbxrrypanic_ i used google translate i'm caucasian and from new york
I wheeze so hard when he says about brazil, cuz he talks with a spanish accent, but we talk portuguese lmao
13:42
"An unexpected surprise, but a welcome one."
15:04 *At least if Techno lost the duel, he would’ve went out doing what he loved most:*
Dropkicking a toddler
as redditors, don't we all?
@@theironycomedy6 yeah don't we all? I ask the same thing too
thats just Techno being Techno lmao
PLS
Technoblade has cancer
For those who didn’t get it INGSOC is a reference to George Orwell’s dystopian novel 1984
O.0 I don't get it
@@ex4266 English Socialism -> IngSoc
oh didn't expect to see you here
I was yelling at the screen...how can people not know about this?
@@tCoL_corp it’s me
17:50 the post spinning was like the spinning rotors of the planes in 9/11
Did they had rotors?
"Imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you've ever had sex with."
that happens to me every single day...i live alone.
1:40 as a brazilian, i love the way emkay talks.
i'm laughing my ass off
pois é
eu tb kkk
concordo-
mano eu ri pra caralho sefude ahsusushs
Concordo plenamente com você
Robin: "Everyone put A+ in the comment section below"
Me: A-
I'm glad to know I'm not the only one to have had that instinct.
F-
b -
R/madlads
A=
My eyes forgot what watching emkay being tortured feels like
15:04 RIP Technoblade, you will be missed.
(I'm not a fan of the DSMP but some of my friends are)
"INGSOC" is the name of the totalitarian government from the book 1984. You might now them under their second name, "Big Brother"
The Big Brother is watching.
Sounds like UNCOG or something like that, i don't remember too much of the scp wiki
@@daslav4915 UNGOC, the anomaly yeeter.
Or just "The Party". (Fun fact: In germany there is a party called "The Party", hinting to INGSOC. They are growing very fast. Have fun with this information.)
Ink dock
The “Brasil Número 1 campeão Penta” got me
Wait till Brazil meets the Italian mafia
bruh i was baffled by how good they actually did the accent and words
Translation? I’m partly monolingual
@@hankjwimbleton4010 "Brazil number one, 5th 'world' champion"
@@rafakgm thank you
At first I thought that was a really old banana 10:27
14:55
Put, it, back, *now!*
Damn. If i would have been this early in the olden days, i could have saved a third of europes population.
Well whatever i guess, its not like i started the pandemia
Weren’t you with me when you “accidentally” injected the bat with COVID?
@@xxrainingkingxx7658 it was for science.
And its not like i made anyone eat it, you can go blame the one who ate my award winning lab-bat
Ok first yes you did start a pandemic second don't come back on 2021 you will start another
There's one thats in ticks in China and there's a about 56 people Infected and several dead
DONT.COME.BACK
@@plaintoast9690 Touchè
Hey yo I got a friend who is really interested in the pestilence, he is also a doctor could you help him and me perfect the cure
I am a brazillian a i can confirm that brazil is not dangerous... if you are the danger
*The Menacing Duck*
Oh yeah? Biscoito ou bolacha?
@@coppergolemcareca269 biscoito para recheado e bolacha para sem recheio
@@coppergolemcareca269 how 'bout that
@@patorrisse5722 ah i see you're a man of culture as well
( 3:06 ) oh..
3:56 when you said that you sounded like joe swanson
"Imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you've ever had sex with."
That actually happens to me a lot, lol.
There's a pet store down the street.
Oh god please not
Stop😁😁😁
R/cursedcomments
Nice
Well, that took a new turn! I thought u would be in a empty roommmm xD 🙃😅😃
Woman: exsists
Greek mythology: And then along came Zeus!
he held his thunder bolt
r/CursedComments lol it all makes sense ......
And then along came a stolen joke
With his regular thunderbolt and his mini one in his toga.
That woman was his sister, but he didnt care! He pull out his lightning di-
“Ah ha hah! That is a Knee Slapper Mario!”
-Robin Emkay, 2020
I once burned down a whole neighborhood with oil and 7 national guard helicopters showed up.
Robin speaking Portuguese with a Mexican accent is the most American thing I have ever seen
Well, i dont really know any americans who know what a Portuguese accent should sound like
If anyone wonders, "Horní Police" actually means "upper shelf."
yes the Czech Republic is weird as fuck.
yeah its weird here
Ako Slovák potvrdzujem že Slovensko a Česko sú divné krajiny...
Czech
Stop Zastavte, toto je horní police
English
Stop upper shelf
1:45 robin speaking portuguese made my day
15:08 seeing that conversation now that techno is dead…it hits different
6:45 finally someone gets it.
the dictionary definition of feminism is "the advocacy of women's rights on the basis of the equality of the sexes." according to oxford.
thats it. nothing more. stop demonizing it.
I'm Mr. H, hello hello!
How do you do, and do you know
That I'm so handsome and adorable,
My happy hair is everywhere
And so much hair makes people stare...
IT'S HORRIBLE!
I'm Mr. H, and can you see
That there's more hair then there is of me,
Some people may say it's unbearable
That tangled kind I hide behind,
Most horrible hair you'll ever find.
It's hairable...I mean it's terrible...I MEAN IT'S HORRIBLE!
Oh horrible hair
My horrible hair
Oh how I love this crown I wear
I'll never never stop at any barber shop
To cut my glorious horrible hair.
SO THERE!
I'm Mr. H, goodbye goodbye,
Next time we meet, you'll know me by
My head so handsome and adorable,
My horrible hair is everywhere,
My happy hair makes people stare.
It's HORRIBLE!...HORRIBLE!...HORRIBLE!
@@FZTRP8IMzOYrOKnMRtPWwcR0Z you made me smile man, thank you :)
@@FZTRP8IMzOYrOKnMRtPWwcR0Z Great stuff.
I want happy, horrible hair too
i was on that part when i saw this comment
Last time I was this early Damien was still here
I'd act sad about it but I watch his channel so I dont miss him
Whats his channel?
its been so long I thought damien left what's his channel
@@rose2827 Damien Lee
@@mali-eh8ky demien lee
@@rose2827 Damien Lee, literally his name
the cat walking out one made me pass out from laughing
Whoa that fan art is really fan-tastic
“I’m back. I know, I’m sorry too.”
Clearly not sorry enough.
is this hate orrrrrr
oof-
“Tell her to get good”
*Dream was ready to commit a hate crime*
Who's dream
@@peanutthatsnaps5612 lol he’s a Minecraft “speed runner” on youtube :D
@@FandomFrenzy oh the fetus deletus guy
@@peanutthatsnaps5612 how do you not know dream?
@@FandomFrenzy Minecraft and RUclips Speedrunner my man.
The Brazil part made me remember when Chile was first in Covid cases, and everyone here was like CHILE CAMPEON
2:50 " *DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN?* "
1:42 As a Brazilian
Most of us be like that sometimes and this is pretty much accurate
Anyway, BRASIL NÚMERO 1 🎊🎉🏆🏆🏆
BRASIL CAMPEAO PENTA PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@ItzCandle AEEE CARALHO
@@alex9762 vou me inscrever em vc so pq vc e br
@@ItzCandle tb irei
"Br's juntos fortes"
@Daniel Dickerman Alegria wrong language, but right opinion ;)
BRASIL NÚMERO UM PENTA CAMPEÃO UUUHUUUUUUU VUVUZELA 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🥇🥇🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅⚽️
1:39 don't think about this, here in brazil we just stole everyone...
and yes, i'm writing this in a stolen cellphone
Bruh. Sou br mas eu nunca roubaria de ngm kkak, and you... i know you probably dont have condition to buy one, but.... dont de proud of that nasty stuff
@@lowwemixer4347 e brincadeira, eu não roubei não, só comprei por um preço acessível
edit: é brincadeira, não apoio o crime
Celular de biquera
@@EliasLdE ahh sim me desculpa ae entt
fui mto karen naquela resposta ka
*stolen
15:10 that one hurts now because technoblade is in eaven
A+ that fanart was amazing!
Robin: *Sees the word INGSOC*
Robin: “Whatever that is.”
Me: Seriously?
*Sad Big Brother noises*
No I don't understand
@MemeAzim Likes MSM And Brawl Stars It's a reference to a book/movie called 1984
you can say he isnt socializing english here
*sad 1984 noises*
spelling "Ironman" as "Iron-man" is like spelling "Jeff" as "J-e-ff"
the sentence "I am Ironman" has *three* words and *no* "-"
the next Ironman part of this vid is terrifying
@@randomxnp i was gonna say that lol
@@randomxnp you explained it really well though so im just not gonna say something
nice to meet you, I'm Steve Ironnman
14:20 it litteraly means "you are sucking a sheep you fat person" (not 100% translation cuz there are different types of arabic [they are very similar just a few changes])
Did he just say the fanart was FANtastic?
Please kill me.
The fact that I'm not even surprised that Technoblade is on one of these.
What time stamp pls
Time stamp pls
@@exusemelolllaltacc3797 15:03
@@torismith2594 15:03
He goes EVERYWHERE
"Wish granted."
In the distance:
"I like trains."
A+ for the fan art great job
11:58 damn her husband is a lucky man
2:24 INGSOC or English socialism is a hypothetical totalitarian government in the dystopian novel "1984" which watches and listen to everyone through a device called the telescreen.
nerd
@@long-nose-james6336 It's a pretty known book...
@Q - AGEIDO Yeah, because they're 100% the exact same.
@@TheUnderscore_ less nerd
don't like. we know some idiot's gonna like it either way, so let's make that idiot make it 69, so us non-idiots don't lose braincells rapidly.
Robin: "The oldest woman on Earth is a woman"
Me: r/technicallythetruth
10:08
that round of applause sound played from my parents room at 3:00 am. glad to know they also watch emkay! :D
12:29 my hands forgot how murder felt like
I'll teach your throat how murder feels
*Balls
1:46 When he went "Uno" i've felt that
in my heart
*Um
RTP Um
@@dawidtan8 esse é o problema amigo
@@manoelmelomoreira9478 RTP1 Portugal
@@dawidtan8 desculpe amigo, acredito que eu esteja com dificuldades de compreender oque diz.
@@manoelmelomoreira9478 Traduzino em Englês
“Like this for good health! Stay safe out there.”
People who tested positive for Covid anyway, including me: 😐
I hope you get better soon
I hope you get better!
Get better soon bro
@@MafiaG343 get better soon, but this is not something to lol about :\
Hope you get well soon
how did i fall asleep lisening to this? ahhh yes the sound of cursed memes are relaxing
Can confirm, *forbidden gummy bear is best gummy bear.*
2:25 imagine an entire school full of staff getting arrested because of that madlad. And the commenter got a point too, that is technically adult only entertainment
No one:
Still no one:
Me: How did u get those babies-
Cult ritual
Loved it
He was the doctor at the abortion clinic, i mean, its a free snack
I sacrificed the goat and got it from a demon
He stole it
That apple and android part was hilarious
Robin speaking portuguese just made my day.
19:55 That's Jonathan Joestar's pose...
Brilliant.
AAWWWW THE PART WERE HE'S SPEAKING PORTUGUESE IT'S SO CUTE AND I CAN SAY THAT BC I'M BRAZILIAN
also brazil isn't THAT dangerous tho-
É sim.
Fonte: sou brasileira, trans e vejo o excrementíssimo agindo.
Sim,Ele é
E isso vem de uma brasileira. Como você.
Onde vc vive? Pk eu vivo em Goiânia e aq n ta legal kkkkk
Assim, soh pq vc nunca foi roubada ou sla n significa que ele eh seguro amigona
@@barelyrayssa9808 Olha, alguém de Goiânia? Como você tá?
Finally a level were I can fight tons of young jedi
“Everyone put A+ in the comments section below, please.”
Brain: don’t be that guy don’t be that guy!
Me: F-
f
F
*Ironically put's F to pay respects instead*
1:48 I love how he read that in an Spanish accent even tho they speak Portuguese in Brazil lol
hilario kkkk
Robin's "No!" Still sounds the same I see, it's perfect
+ Round of applause
5:37 that android pooped itself so hard it broke the apple logo
That Dream tweet was Gold
Techno truly never fails to crush little kids hopes and dreams
A+
If windmills could talk:
Windmill: I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan
Not funny
Didn't laugh
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
yeah..
ಠ_ʖಠ
LMAO
As a man reading that "unlocking a new color of nut" post made me physically weak, and not in the "laughing so hard I feel weak" way
i cried on the "see you on the flipside"
we love you scott :'(
Mum: Why do you wanna become a helicopter pilot?
Me: To follow my hero
Mum: Who’s that?
Me: Charles Calvin
Congratulations you read this comment
*VH intensifies*
This is great plaaaaaaaaaan!
i, too want to be the bold action man...
Thanks, Deku Boi! Nice to hear I'm a hero to you! I'll keep it up!
Well all fails and endings are canonical, so which Charles?
So nobody's gonna talk about that fanart? Like, that's impressive.
Robin making the brazilian accent is just
P E R F E C T
13:20 Tails will let Sonic die in Sonic Colors: Ultimate if the player has no the Tails Rescues left.
1:45 did anyone else find it adorable when he spoke Portuguese- i love it when people speak foreign languages
he dont spoke portuguese, he spoke spanish, for some reason
@@TrelliGG I speak spanish and that was portuguese, just because it sounds similar doesn't mean is the same
@@yesidthecolombian I agree, but when he said "numero uno", "uno" being one, technically he spoke Spanish, since "one" in Portuguese is "um". There is no "o".
@@ianzitosdaelmachips9945 then it was italian, since italian also uses "uno" one
@@yesidthecolombian Yeah. They are both of the Latin root. That's why Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, and French sound alike.
"How the heck does that toast 7 year olds"
Me: Bathtubs are 1 method.
wtf
r/cursedcomments how many times am I gonna say this :) but... I think you just need a oven that the child fits in, toast for 18 to 20 minutes, and enjoy
Alright so you know those big ass ovens they use to cremate people
Yea so just kick it down a notch make sure they don’t get too crispy
@@jus_VAMPIRE I don't know. I'm a texture eater. Personally I like a little bit of char on my meat.
Sounds more like quick grilling to me
For the fanart:
A+ 👏👏👏
A+ *applause. Wait my fingers are busy typing this.. how am I still hearing clapping?*
4:17 the fact that he acknowledged Rayman made my day.
The "my hands are rated e for everyone" bit reminds me of click-
"If we all hate eachother, it equality!"
If your talking about The click (which I hope so or my luck is terrible) all I'm saying is,
I'm a * gacha kid
* non heat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol I'm so sorry I wrote this...
@@helpme6371 yeah I was talking about the click, and it's nice to see a non heat gacha fan.
3:26
THE MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL IMPRESSION KILLED ME-
10000/10 PLEASE DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME
That's Vi! What a pretty fan art :3