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  • @thenaynaycat
    @thenaynaycat 4 года назад +9708

    The girl sleepover thing is absolutely true, we once tried to :
    1) Summon a demon
    2) Create a voodoo doll
    3) Hunt for ghosts
    4) Perform magic rituals on the people we didn't like
    So yeah, its all true and there is like 20 pounds of food at all times

    • @im_lesbian9647
      @im_lesbian9647 4 года назад +315

      Ah I’ll make sure to do those durning my next sleepover 🙃

    • @___________________________-__
      @___________________________-__ 4 года назад +444

      If you didn't try to *AT LEAST* talk with a Ghost...
      It _wasn't_ a sleepover

    • @emmadavis8346
      @emmadavis8346 4 года назад +80

      This is true

    • @senatornokia4071
      @senatornokia4071 4 года назад +285

      I’m not a girl but can you invite me to the next one, I want to sacrifice someone

    • @ElectricCatz07
      @ElectricCatz07 4 года назад +44

      Yep, this is very true

  • @weewoo5869
    @weewoo5869 3 года назад +4475

    Girl sleepover: Everything is accurate, but we also get on the electric scooter (2 people at a time somehow) and scream at 3:00 am.

    • @iiplvto5774
      @iiplvto5774 3 года назад +198

      @Jae Renee we beat the shit out the youngest to

    • @houndhayes8110
      @houndhayes8110 3 года назад +216

      My friends and i like to summon the all mighty cheese lord

    • @zeusthegoat4278
      @zeusthegoat4278 3 года назад +69

      This comment section makes me want to not be a girl anymore

    • @VaporHolloway
      @VaporHolloway 3 года назад +23

      gAmEr GoRl?

    • @Munapaa555
      @Munapaa555 3 года назад +46

      @Jae Renee I'm a boy and we only sacrafaise to satan

  • @Flartmoney96
    @Flartmoney96 4 года назад +2903

    Robin is a bird that can talk but he doesn’t want to be turned into the scientists at the lab so he joined Emkay to hide.

  • @floofysparkledemon6662
    @floofysparkledemon6662 3 года назад +412

    Earlier in geometry I choked on water while I was taking a quiz and everybody else was doing the notes (was absent for quiz) and said "sorry, I was just choking on water a little" and my teacher was like "yeah that happened to me on the first day of school with one of my algebra classes lol" and honestly that was a great human bonding experience

    • @xxdogesoldierxx5764
      @xxdogesoldierxx5764 3 года назад +2

      @mcbigbrain dont worry my classmate said yo come here and whispered no one likes you

    • @pheilimobrien6634
      @pheilimobrien6634 3 года назад +9

      this BELONGS in the subreddit.

    • @Yagirus
      @Yagirus 2 года назад +4

      Thats more wholesome than it should be

    • @randomman.5
      @randomman.5 2 года назад +1

      Ok so almost dying by water is the best way to bond with someone else?

    • @floofysparkledemon6662
      @floofysparkledemon6662 2 года назад +1

      @@randomman.5 exactly

  • @numberonesnarkfan
    @numberonesnarkfan 4 года назад +891

    I know I've already made a comment buuuuuut.
    I am a girl. I can confirm that that sleepover plan is what we do EVERY time we get together.
    huge F to Joscelyn, she's with Artemis now.

    • @feltstuffing
      @feltstuffing 4 года назад +71

      damn it joscelyn, you just had to get stronger

    • @mikewave-lh7bj
      @mikewave-lh7bj 4 года назад +37

      Goddammit joscelyn

    • @tin0thy
      @tin0thy 4 года назад +32

      What about Bianca?

    • @davidbass6780
      @davidbass6780 4 года назад +7

      Idk, saying you're a girl isn't proof you are one.

    • @tin0thy
      @tin0thy 4 года назад +33

      @@davidbass6780 hey, no boys were invited, why are you here?

  • @Jessica-gp8sq
    @Jessica-gp8sq 3 года назад +486

    yep can confirm at girl sleepovers we do al that
    we tried to make our own summoning circle
    once during lunch me and my friends started walking in a circle around another friend then a teacher comes and says "what are you doing?" we reply "sacrificing her" his reply "oh ok just do it quietly"

    • @janedullard8463
      @janedullard8463 3 года назад +15

      My Parents and My brothers trying to sacrifice me to Satan saying that he wants to give my father full custody
      I’m not the middle child I’m the youngest and the only girl butttttt
      I find stuff like that fun so as far as I’m concerned anything that makes my friends scream and run for their lives
      I think he may be right about the father-thing

    • @the-rickster
      @the-rickster 3 года назад +5

      LMAO-

    • @Luna-0233
      @Luna-0233 3 года назад +2

      My sleepovers include making ritual rooms in animal crossing new horizons and summoning rare villagers in 2-player.

    • @snowwolf1436
      @snowwolf1436 3 года назад +4

      That's just like my school. Teachers don't ever care what anyone is doing.

    • @froggyo8751
      @froggyo8751 3 года назад +1

      Nice

  • @jake_games5326
    @jake_games5326 3 года назад +1062

    "Tell us your biggest fears!"
    Tyler: the dark
    Markus: sharks
    Dylan: The unstoppable marching time that is slowly guiding us all towards an invincible death.
    Catherine: *Dylan*

    • @dontwanttousemyrealname322
      @dontwanttousemyrealname322 3 года назад +39

      I like Dylan

    • @vipernitrox8324
      @vipernitrox8324 3 года назад +14

      "invincible"

    • @Hacid_Wendigo
      @Hacid_Wendigo 3 года назад +11

      @@dontwanttousemyrealname322 same

    • @MothGM
      @MothGM 3 года назад +10

      Catherine… and dylan, both will suffice for now

    • @sophiemello5300
      @sophiemello5300 3 года назад +6

      When you cant decide your biggest fear as stairs, exelators, lifts, heights or water:

  • @Allantitan
    @Allantitan 3 года назад +44

    “The real Alex would never pass up the opportunity to die”
    Now that’s a mood a lot of people feel at least once lol

  • @lospritelygabs
    @lospritelygabs 4 года назад +379

    EmKay: Ladies in the comments you know the drill.
    Me who has never gone to a sleepover in my life: Umm, you sleep over at a house that's all I know.

    • @zmadisonz
      @zmadisonz 4 года назад +17

      Why must you attack me with such painful but accurate words to explain my childhood-

    • @aozzya1563
      @aozzya1563 4 года назад +8

      From what I've heard it's less sleep and more stay up all night then in the morning be really tired

    • @alicenotangel1923
      @alicenotangel1923 4 года назад

      hmmm well i feel called out 0_0

    • @stressedmoon4779
      @stressedmoon4779 4 года назад

      HOW TF HAVE YOU NOT BEEN TO A SLEEPOVER

    • @pinkneko13
      @pinkneko13 4 года назад +2

      @@stressedmoon4779 no friends...

  • @capsulecat8569
    @capsulecat8569 4 года назад +550

    0:09 Plot Twist: The owls are taking you to Brazil.

  • @AlexanderNeptune626
    @AlexanderNeptune626 3 года назад +406

    girls don't always sacrifice the weakest link, they just sometimes summon cthulhu to have a pillow fight with one pillow

    • @thewitchofshadowwood7755
      @thewitchofshadowwood7755 3 года назад +15

      a couple of months ago I had my first sleepover (I'm 12) and it wasn't even fun. they slept in MY room. Ate MY snacks. Used MY TV. Watched what THEY wanted to watch. They vaped in MY room and it was giving ME a migraine. THEY EVEN TRIED TO MAKE ME VAPE WITH THEM (again I'm 12) but i said no. They slept in MY room. And I didn't have a say in it at all. They were all my cousins friends (except one they were my friend too and my friend's brother)… Like if you are going to sleep in my room at least talk to me. They only talked to each other. I know this sounds selfish but still.. The only thing I got to enjoy was when I was alone with my friend and we used my Ouija board to talk to ghosts XD and we also used a EMF reader. That was the most fun part of the night..

    • @johnnydamquantavious2639
      @johnnydamquantavious2639 3 года назад +3

      @@thewitchofshadowwood7755 looks like your cousin has some bitchy friends ngl

    • @mug875
      @mug875 3 года назад +2

      @@thewitchofshadowwood7755 Well i’m glad you said no.

    • @thewitchofshadowwood7755
      @thewitchofshadowwood7755 3 года назад

      @@johnnydamquantavious2639 😂

    • @Batterykitten8
      @Batterykitten8 2 года назад +1

      Cthulhu is the one with the pillow, of course

  • @acidico709
    @acidico709 3 года назад +61

    This is so accurate that it’s 6am, I haven’t slept, I’ve been watching Emkay for the past 3 hours, and I’m only just *now* having a moment about being 4 weeks behind in school and forgetting to do it. Life is good, time to quit! 😈

    • @Trailer_Yeeter
      @Trailer_Yeeter 2 года назад

      YES!!!! IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!

    • @shronkler1994
      @shronkler1994 Год назад

      are yo ualright now

    • @acidico709
      @acidico709 Год назад +1

      @@shronkler1994 I’mma be real with you chief I dropped out and feel like my life is going nowhere because of it, however, I’m getting laid now so it’s chill, you a real one for checking up on me tho after like a full year of posting this

    • @CourierCat-2
      @CourierCat-2 2 месяца назад

      another year

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +375

    Carried away by owls? Well becoming someone's mail and being carried by the Owl Postal Service is one way to get into Hogwarts

    • @aygian1176
      @aygian1176 4 года назад +8

      We are Subbed to Similar People. I have seen you comments in Artur Rehi, Drew Durnil and Be Amazed Videos as well.

    • @rina5221
      @rina5221 4 года назад

      That’d be in pieces though

    • @veilofthevale974
      @veilofthevale974 4 года назад +2

      Who are you and why do I see you on every comment section

    • @bludraws094
      @bludraws094 4 года назад +1

      Pfft-

  • @sammit3135
    @sammit3135 4 года назад +253

    "Put your sticker on your water bottle!"
    Me, with my pink, transparent water bottle i have used since kindergarden to middle school, filled with stickers: *Y e s*

  • @plumprat1751
    @plumprat1751 4 года назад +358

    “They are always boring white, or egg shell.” Mine is frickin pink because I’m cool.

  • @chubbathepig5920
    @chubbathepig5920 3 года назад +46

    13:22 my god, that wheeze had me dying for 20 mins straight

  • @thedorkknight9684
    @thedorkknight9684 3 года назад +206

    "It's like being punched in the face by a truck."
    What'd you do to piss off Optimus?

    • @teddy-beargamer6385
      @teddy-beargamer6385 3 года назад +6

      Probably called him Pax.

    • @thedorkknight9684
      @thedorkknight9684 3 года назад

      @@teddy-beargamer6385 HA!

    • @douglasthegolden
      @douglasthegolden 3 года назад +1

      W-what did you do?

    • @fluffcat1351
      @fluffcat1351 3 года назад +3

      you put the milk in before the cereal

    • @wolx7981
      @wolx7981 3 года назад +2

      YES THANK GOD SOMEBODY SAID IT! My mom ALWAYS pours milk in before cereal and I get very confused.

  • @lamp2556
    @lamp2556 4 года назад +169

    You would not believe your eyes,
    If ten hoot-hoot birds
    Flew Daniel around the world.

    • @chees2
      @chees2 4 года назад +2

      isn't a haiku 5/7/5 syllables and not 7/5/7 tho
      still great tho

    • @lamp2556
      @lamp2556 4 года назад +3

      @@chees2 It wasn't supposed to be a haiku. Do you know the song Fireflies by Owl City? Sing it with that melody

    • @chees2
      @chees2 4 года назад +2

      @@lamp2556 oh sorry i don't listen to any songs

    • @centurion756
      @centurion756 4 года назад

      Gimme LAMP

  • @Seraphim_Sun
    @Seraphim_Sun 4 года назад +182

    Video: “When the main character is dying but you know they won’t cuz their the main character.”
    Kaede Akamatsu: **Laughs**

    • @himeruP
      @himeruP 4 года назад +9

      N O

    • @Seraphim_Sun
      @Seraphim_Sun 4 года назад +5

      @@himeruP YES

    • @sushirainbow7937
      @sushirainbow7937 4 года назад +6

      Incorrect, the video said *he* so therefore female protags (like Kaede) dont count! Smh 😤

    • @henryg.8762
      @henryg.8762 4 года назад +3

      spoilers buddy

    • @mtg_phoenix698
      @mtg_phoenix698 4 года назад

      Akame ga Kill! (kind of).

  • @Defaultnoobisme
    @Defaultnoobisme 2 года назад +7

    15:34 IM LITTERALLY LAYING DOWN AND MY BODY IS LIKE A REALLY STRAIGHT STICK SO HAHA JOKES ON YOU

  • @BackGuy
    @BackGuy 4 года назад +1762

    HAHA That's Lexx Little in the thumbnail

  • @ShiftySeeker
    @ShiftySeeker 3 года назад +980

    Girl sleepover: everything is accurate, but we also do stuff like telling the future or provoking possible evil sprits! 😅

    • @chiakinanami3706
      @chiakinanami3706 3 года назад +79

      Also attempting to summon satan, despite your religious beliefs

    • @nalnalvic9912
      @nalnalvic9912 3 года назад +10

      @@chiakinanami3706 o_o

    • @OhsweetOhno
      @OhsweetOhno 3 года назад +30

      @@nalnalvic9912 well she’s right- we summon satan all the time

    • @nalnalvic9912
      @nalnalvic9912 3 года назад +15

      @@OhsweetOhno damn do you'll do it with your period blood

    • @OhsweetOhno
      @OhsweetOhno 3 года назад +28

      @@nalnalvic9912 yes we do. But those who either have not had their period recently or, are not on their period are the ones sacrificed

  • @anarchy6304
    @anarchy6304 3 года назад +461

    honestly i’m worried about our grandchildren, when gen z starts getting dementia we’re gonna stock pile toilet paper and scream at people to wear a mask

  • @Bmoneydollarsign
    @Bmoneydollarsign 3 года назад +13

    Not a girl but sleepovers were like: Talk about guns
    Think about alternative realities and Fight Club

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 4 года назад +295

    These memes make me feel better about my IQ of 3.

  • @mjv2011
    @mjv2011 3 года назад +384

    "You go Daniel, follow your dreams!"
    Daniel: * owls take him to *hogwarts* *

    • @kazumasatou109
      @kazumasatou109 2 года назад +2

      For some reasons, I had Hegwing’s theme bass boost in my head

    • @johnnydogestar7754
      @johnnydogestar7754 2 года назад +1

      @@kazumasatou109 exactly i thought it was only me

  • @north8999
    @north8999 4 года назад +699

    girl sleepover: hella much food, makeup, photoshoots, actually talking about our problems and help each other.

    • @combatent4100
      @combatent4100 4 года назад +23

      @CoolShool That's how it goes with my clique too.

    • @eaganoconnor9774
      @eaganoconnor9774 4 года назад +6

      ?

    • @Mothblossom
      @Mothblossom 4 года назад +22

      DOnt forget about the drama

    • @RuiMadeNeneBot
      @RuiMadeNeneBot 4 года назад +36

      Girl sleepovers: makeup, photoshop, hella füd
      My girl sleepovers: Hella füd, hella minecraft spleef, and kool aid

    • @Rai_Nuada15
      @Rai_Nuada15 4 года назад +6

      I thought your pfp is just a cat but *no*

  • @gabbyraymond1585
    @gabbyraymond1585 3 года назад +15

    These videos are my favourite things to watch. I've been 'dying' from the flu for the past few days so these make me smile even while I was throwing up today I was still watching these videos

  • @big__duck6727
    @big__duck6727 3 года назад +616

    Girl sleepover: everything is accurate except my friends and me sacrifice the straight one to the Minecraft gods

    • @CovensAgainstTheThrone
      @CovensAgainstTheThrone 3 года назад +32

      The only straight friend I have is demisexual so its acceptable.

    • @demonunderyerbed5963
      @demonunderyerbed5963 3 года назад +6

      yes

    • @fwMMVII
      @fwMMVII 3 года назад +7

      Why the straight one specifically?

    • @toxic_dragonfruit5124
      @toxic_dragonfruit5124 3 года назад +16

      yeah depending on the friend group we either sacrifice the weakest one to the Minecraft gods or Princess Yue (the moon goddess from ATLA)

    • @acee7546
      @acee7546 3 года назад +14

      @@fwMMVII I'm sorry, they must go

  • @personalchannelonlyforme
    @personalchannelonlyforme 4 года назад +64

    Girl sleepovers are exactly like that post. My friends and I:
    1. Ate three giant bowls of popcorn, had ice cream sundaes, finished two boxes of pizza, and ate a lot of candy
    2. Tried to summon a demon
    3. Tried to make a doll come to life (Ended up thickening out and choking the doll)
    4. Tried to summon demon Cleetus (Ran around in a circle at 4 am yelling "If you yeetus the fetus, the fetus will deletus")
    5. Wrestled on the air mattresses. Multiple times...
    6. tried to do stiff as a board light as a feather
    So yeah. We also stayed up until 6 am and then we ate breakfast at 9.

  • @EntropyAfton
    @EntropyAfton 4 года назад +65

    "I want to be carried away by owls"
    * inhale *
    *Eda.*

  • @cramorantisgod4533
    @cramorantisgod4533 2 года назад +9

    14:21 Not only is Remy friends with multiple humans he also has an entire nest of 100 or more rats. Remy has superior connections.

  • @justthatnoodle
    @justthatnoodle 4 года назад +310

    the “we just watch movies” is just a front for real girl sleepovers
    first thing we do at sleepovers is sacrifice the child
    you don’t wanna know from there

    • @bludraws094
      @bludraws094 4 года назад +3

      O-O

    • @nickparkyn3561
      @nickparkyn3561 4 года назад +1

      Oh but I do wanna know from there

    • @bam_bam_kam
      @bam_bam_kam 4 года назад +1

      Haha ACCURATE

    • @kyran195
      @kyran195 4 года назад

      yep!

    • @michaelb.3006
      @michaelb.3006 4 года назад

      Meh can’t be worst then what I deal with an I’m a guy that is constantly being hunted (and the police don’t believe shoot around here)

  • @wyattharlow0921
    @wyattharlow0921 3 года назад +57

    You ever want to listen to sad music, then you realize you dont have enough songs, but by the time your done adding sad songs your not sad anymore.

  • @InsertGoodNameHere-wj7zj
    @InsertGoodNameHere-wj7zj 4 года назад +157

    The sleep over one is 99%true, just, more demon summoning and other rituals'n stuff

    • @fairy_tail9907
      @fairy_tail9907 3 года назад +1

      So true

    • @RuiMadeNeneBot
      @RuiMadeNeneBot 3 года назад +5

      My sleepovers are food, minecraft, summoning demons, sacraficing the weak to my closet demon, and talking to the dead.
      *And kool aid* (I am a girl too btw.)

    • @blato_mcscurvey2754
      @blato_mcscurvey2754 3 года назад +1

      I remember my first blood sacrifice

    • @RuiMadeNeneBot
      @RuiMadeNeneBot 3 года назад +1

      @Your Local Cringe Dealer just get a Ouija board and summon a demon or two

    • @blato_mcscurvey2754
      @blato_mcscurvey2754 3 года назад +2

      Isaac Oudgenoeg someone’s never been invited to a girls sleepover..

  • @SpaceBattleshipYamato-mu9xp
    @SpaceBattleshipYamato-mu9xp 2 года назад +6

    4:58
    that chicken is about 48 years old if you wanna know

  • @jessicajennings9148
    @jessicajennings9148 4 года назад +356

    “It’s like getting punched by a truck.” How does the truck have arms? Is the truck Optimus Prime?

  • @kaiddo1748
    @kaiddo1748 3 года назад +74

    The sleep over thing is accurate except it was uno, it would be like 3am and you could hear us cursing each other out over uno

    • @plasmayt9411
      @plasmayt9411 3 года назад

      So girls talk about boys at sleepovers? Just curious since I'm a guy and have no friends to ask this to

    • @StarryMoth.89
      @StarryMoth.89 3 года назад

      @@plasmayt9411 actually it depends on you and friend group. me and my friends don’t really, we wrap each other in a twister mat and run around the house pretending to be a burrito while another friend tries to eat you and one films it. But I’m sure others do

    • @phuonglu1332
      @phuonglu1332 3 года назад +1

      “NOOOOO! WHY IS 99% OF YOUR CARDS REVERSES! *unholy screeching* ”

  • @heartsandjoy
    @heartsandjoy 4 года назад +238

    As a girl, can comer that the sleepover one is true. Here are some things that happened at my last sleepovers:
    1. Tried to the 'light as a feather, stiff as a board' thing where you make people float
    2. Stayed up until 3am talking and watching tv
    3. Ate two plates of bread and cheese
    4. each of us made and ate our own pizzas
    5. cake, duh
    6. went out for bubble tea at a cat cafe
    7. tried to hunt for ghosts/demons
    8. one of my friends has a journal that looks like a small door. We tried everything in our power to open the door, just in case it was a portal
    I might add to this as I remember things

    • @tinytinkergacha7747
      @tinytinkergacha7747 3 года назад +5

      Same we tried the first one too! XD

    • @himikoyumeno1030
      @himikoyumeno1030 3 года назад +4

      I wish I can do that, I never went to a sleepover 😞

    • @alderblanco2282
      @alderblanco2282 3 года назад +4

      I think we just played in my parents refrigerator box and ate honey smacks while talking about imaginary animals

    • @gwendolynmorningstar-bento7991
      @gwendolynmorningstar-bento7991 3 года назад +1

      Only ever had two friends that I did sleep overs with. Always made a pasta pot full of hot cocoa and pulled consecutive all nighters and drank super sugary drinks to keep going as long as possible. TV was a major part of them as well but also board games and uno. 👍🏻😋

    • @lightnight9822
      @lightnight9822 3 года назад +3

      As a cat, I can confirm they have been to the cat cafe

  • @silver_sword1271
    @silver_sword1271 2 года назад +6

    5:25
    Can confirm, it’s like this. I have yet to be sacrificed but I hope it’s not soon.

  • @juliarodriguez808
    @juliarodriguez808 4 года назад +114

    I just realized something if there's a Jeep in cars that was in the military that means that bombs were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki

    • @killerqueen6114
      @killerqueen6114 4 года назад +14

      There was literally a British ww2 plane in the movie plans also a Pope sooo yeah wars all around also crusaded

    • @Zank069
      @Zank069 4 года назад +15

      fucking car crusades the CARS took Jerusalem

    • @killerqueen6114
      @killerqueen6114 4 года назад +6

      @@Zank069 deus vult

    • @Seasmus99
      @Seasmus99 4 года назад +7

      If the cars, boats, and planes are alive, would the bombs be too?

    • @juliarodriguez808
      @juliarodriguez808 4 года назад +3

      @@Seasmus99 good question

  • @teelalk
    @teelalk 3 года назад +154

    As a girl I can confirm sleepovers are insane from my 11th birthday we pretended that the whole basement was a hospital and you gave birth your babies would die and then you would get plastic surgery that's all that happened we did that till midnight

    • @rilynnmillerr6357
      @rilynnmillerr6357 3 года назад +3

      wtf? lol, that sounds like 9 yr me lmfao

    • @emmalyntanaka3563
      @emmalyntanaka3563 3 года назад +9

      We talked about how to kill one of our friends brother legally because he made us uncomfy 😀

    • @Rubinkys
      @Rubinkys 3 года назад +2

      @@emmalyntanaka3563 ...get help?

    • @gblncr-fj9cv
      @gblncr-fj9cv 3 года назад +1

      nice profile pic and was i the onlt normal child i would sleep

    • @kermy9655
      @kermy9655 3 года назад

      Wtf is wrong with girls man. Boys sleepovers are all video games and making jokes… no dying babies.

  • @NullInkk
    @NullInkk 4 года назад +57

    I wanna get a tattoo in Chinese that just says "Chicken Nugget" but I'll tell people it means "Love" or "Hope" or something until I find someone who can actually read Chinese.

    • @jvstvorothii
      @jvstvorothii 3 года назад +4

      well
      if for canto you can do 麥樂雞 which translates r o u g h l y to "mcnugget"

    • @bug_boy
      @bug_boy 3 года назад +3

      H o p e

    • @ennard7855
      @ennard7855 3 года назад +4

      @@jvstvorothii
      No it means hope

  • @sevilleandcoarthouse2960
    @sevilleandcoarthouse2960 3 года назад +3

    Imagine a painting of Robin, sitting tastefully nude wrapped in a swaddle of toilet paper, laying on an inflatable mattress with a Batman commerative McDonald's glass full of mountain Dew being held like a stout tankard full of lager and drawn in a Renaissance fashion

    • @ryxen2159
      @ryxen2159 3 года назад +1

      r/SuspiciouslySpecific

  • @ezra_destroyer_of_flies
    @ezra_destroyer_of_flies 3 года назад +110

    As a female, can confirm we sacrifice the weak ones at sleepovers , not to moon goddesses though. We also eat snacks and stare at through neighbors windows.

    • @superchinmayplays
      @superchinmayplays 2 года назад +2

      PLOT TWIST: THE WEAK ONES ARE THE SNACKS

    • @binifff3057
      @binifff3057 2 года назад +1

      no no, @@superchinmayplays there's NO plot twist

    • @gluon69
      @gluon69 Год назад

      sorry i don't know what is a "female", could you explain ?

    • @ezra_destroyer_of_flies
      @ezra_destroyer_of_flies Год назад

      @@gluon69 no clue...

  • @pleasestop9580
    @pleasestop9580 3 года назад +657

    Actually, we sacrifice the weakest to Satan.

    • @smoltheaternerd2105
      @smoltheaternerd2105 3 года назад +42

      My friends and I sacrifice the straight one to Hades.

    • @smoltheaternerd2105
      @smoltheaternerd2105 3 года назад +23

      We wanted to trade in our friend to Hades for a hellhound.

    • @pleasestop9580
      @pleasestop9580 3 года назад +22

      @@smoltheaternerd2105 we sacrificed ours to the food god for endless Mcdonalds hashbrowns

    • @Boredomfalls
      @Boredomfalls 3 года назад +15

      @@pleasestop9580 we sacrificed the weakest link for endless Burger King fries and milkshakes. We will soon have diabetes, but it shall be worth it

    • @mahchickenrealm3992
      @mahchickenrealm3992 3 года назад +7

      We sacrifice the strongest to satan, so that someone else is the strongest.

  • @Narutouzumaki-jx4gt
    @Narutouzumaki-jx4gt 3 года назад +153

    Girls sleepovers ; some kinda night full of rituals
    Boys sleepover: we hold trials by gladiatorial combat

    • @BeckyRebbe
      @BeckyRebbe 3 года назад +2

      Nope boy sleepovers are pranks and chillin with da bois

    • @Narutouzumaki-jx4gt
      @Narutouzumaki-jx4gt 3 года назад +4

      @@BeckyRebbe really? Cuz every one I’ve been to is that until eventually it just turns into a MMA FFA. Tho to be fair all of my friends are into wrestling and stuff like that so we do that a lot. Tho once it’s all over we basically sleep in a big ass pile like cave people or dogs or smth

    • @watsoncouch3800
      @watsoncouch3800 3 года назад +1

      @@Narutouzumaki-jx4gt mine all turn into reestablishing the Soviet Union, with a lot of gulag fights

    • @kusuossecretgf5401
      @kusuossecretgf5401 3 года назад

      dw us girls do it too
      (the best weapon is the bra, cause when you whip someone with it, ooooooh dang it hurts)

    • @kusuossecretgf5401
      @kusuossecretgf5401 3 года назад

      @@preacherofmusic I tried but knocking off isn't torturing them enough, I wanna see them cry to the brattack

  • @phoneguy2135
    @phoneguy2135 2 года назад +7

    6:00 the restroom company

  • @TheBudgieKing
    @TheBudgieKing 4 года назад +53

    15:40
    Not joking, this happens... when I was in school, my Econ teacher went to China for a semester to teach there, and when they had a group photo, one of the girls in his class wore a shirt with “bitch” on it, and when he asked her, all she said this was the only american shirt she had, and that she did not understand what it was...

    • @PedroLucas-cs9ye
      @PedroLucas-cs9ye 4 года назад +8

      It is quite common aroud the world, people tend to think foreing languange that they don't unterstand as charming and exotic. I live in Brasil and there are many people that don't understand english wearing clothes with english phrases on it. Never seen one with bitch on it tho...

  • @real4978
    @real4978 4 года назад +60

    3:51
    "You are a female with a Legend of Zelda shirt on."
    Me: *looks down*
    Also Me: "Uh oh"

  • @kirayoshikage5991
    @kirayoshikage5991 4 года назад +67

    I hate it when I say “sorry I didn’t mean to do this” and someone says “no it’s fine you can do it” just give me my expected shame goddamnit

    • @SilverMe2004
      @SilverMe2004 4 года назад +2

      Just wait until you get older and before you can say "sorry I didn't mean to do this" they say it!

    • @_4tr4mp0line
      @_4tr4mp0line 4 года назад +1

      KIRA

    • @themeanseenleangreenbeanma7226
      @themeanseenleangreenbeanma7226 4 года назад +1

      Yo kira, hows hell

    • @kirayoshikage5991
      @kirayoshikage5991 4 года назад +2

      @@themeanseenleangreenbeanma7226 idk kinda warm but there’s so many hands so it’s cool

    • @notYourBro44
      @notYourBro44 3 года назад

      @Silent Knight _Don't._

  • @pxstelloxo
    @pxstelloxo 3 года назад +10

    Yeah as a woman I don’t really know what’s going on with girl’s sleepovers since I never been to one lol

  • @Pretty-Boy-Spencer
    @Pretty-Boy-Spencer 3 года назад +423

    Girls Sleepovers: Exactly. I was the strongest. We actually did sacrifice the weakest member. I shall never get caught.

    • @spyke7311
      @spyke7311 3 года назад +6

      Proceds to tell it on the internet.

    • @eagletgriff
      @eagletgriff 3 года назад +1

      @@spyke7311 ye cuz they can

    • @Slowestcarchannel
      @Slowestcarchannel 3 года назад +3

      Ill stay quiet

    • @spyke7311
      @spyke7311 3 года назад +1

      @@Slowestcarchannel Same

    • @kiyotakaishimaru7920
      @kiyotakaishimaru7920 3 года назад +2

      So did we, it was pretty cool and all the candles in the room went out suddenly

  • @sommoulin87
    @sommoulin87 3 года назад +47

    When I grow up, I wanna be carried away by owls
    Gundam Tanaka: **sweats nervously**

  • @Nuala0808
    @Nuala0808 3 года назад +139

    Me who has a sister: I've been in these situations and I don't like it.
    When I walked in they were trying to sacrifice me to a demon for no reason

  • @gonernotloner
    @gonernotloner 3 года назад +3

    Boys sleepover: another world war mixed with being a cult and also being friends somehow

    • @marrccoontheraccoon5144
      @marrccoontheraccoon5144 3 года назад +1

      God imagine a guys AND girls sleepover would look like god damn hell on earth but fun version

  • @bl._iss
    @bl._iss 3 года назад +101

    As a girl, I cannot translate
    I’ve never been invited to a sacrificial ceremony

    • @hungrydragonvsfrightendhob7799
      @hungrydragonvsfrightendhob7799 3 года назад +9

      **sad noises of agreement** Me too.

    • @JessToTheWorld
      @JessToTheWorld 3 года назад +2

      come faithful beings, we have been prohibited of attending this sacred ritual, and thus, we shall have one of our own.

    • @midnight5072
      @midnight5072 3 года назад

      I have

    • @yoonbooty7458
      @yoonbooty7458 3 года назад +5

      In one of the sleep overs I've been to we actually did it, but we were unsure about who to sacrifice so we cancelled it. The moon goddess was super kind and understanding though so I would highly suggest doing it just to hang out with her🤷‍♀️

    • @bl._iss
      @bl._iss 3 года назад +1

      The moon goddess sounds pretty cool. I’m gonna drag my sis into one. We’re sacrificing that one boy at school who always kicks our chins.

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 3 года назад +277

    "Police telling me everyone is dead"
    Wait...how is that possible?

  • @Randomperson-vd1op
    @Randomperson-vd1op 4 года назад +53

    The main character doesn’t die in any other show
    Marble Hornets: Wait you guys getting free alive characters

  • @vampzsukii5855
    @vampzsukii5855 2 года назад +2

    Girl Sleepover:
    1.Trying to fight off non-existent burglars with a bottle of conditioner
    2. Eating sweets in the middle of the night
    3. Summoning Cuthulu from the depths of Hell
    4. *SCREAMING*

  • @Muricata
    @Muricata 4 года назад +80

    "what kinda parents you guys have?"
    Obviously not good ones, why you ask?

  • @Lantripery
    @Lantripery 4 года назад +87

    "When i grow up i wanna be carried by angels"
    - Daniel Resonable

  • @LiquidSandwich
    @LiquidSandwich 4 года назад +35

    _That bit about MCs not dying_
    The Persona 3 MC getting called “Door-kun”
    🚪

  • @jin-xx
    @jin-xx 3 года назад +4

    As a girl i can confirm that our sleepovers are wild becuase:
    We make new religions
    We sacrifice the weakest to *satan*
    We kill to have the best pillow
    We fight god
    And we throw somone from the 2nd floor ( i did that once)

  • @jinodapuppet
    @jinodapuppet 4 года назад +35

    3:07 Robin knows his Team Fortress 2 lore. Impressive.

  • @karmasgalaxy6648
    @karmasgalaxy6648 3 года назад +40

    5:20 As a female I can confirm this is what our sleepovers are like

    • @crazykat._
      @crazykat._ 3 года назад +5

      See im male and we infact actually play video games and if one of us wins we throw them into the sun the next morning

    • @karmasgalaxy6648
      @karmasgalaxy6648 3 года назад +3

      @@crazykat._ a beautiful ritual I see

  • @intalcu5610
    @intalcu5610 3 года назад +179

    1:00 “What kinda parents you guys have?”
    Ones they don’t trust, apparently.

  • @seansmith4513
    @seansmith4513 11 месяцев назад +2

    4 things that piss me off:
    1) Lists
    2) Negativity
    3) Unfinished business
    4)

  • @objectsthativeshovedupmyar6717
    @objectsthativeshovedupmyar6717 4 года назад +67

    As a girl, I can tell you that at a sleepover, me and my two friends:
    •Tried to summon ghosts
    •Called 666
    •Walked in the thick pine forest at 2am
    •Tried to make a voodoo doll
    •Eat
    •Eat
    •Perform a satanic ritual in said Pine forest
    •Eat
    •Played video games
    Have a night with yo homies and summon a demon, trust me! Its great fun.

  • @lunarwuzhere4571
    @lunarwuzhere4571 3 года назад +207

    “ I know they won’t die cause there the main character”
    KAAEEDDEEEEEEE

    • @fluffyboi2630
      @fluffyboi2630 3 года назад +9

      Ok so um... Hi i'm new to the danganronpa fandom and
      Are we talking about danganronpa v3 Kaede??? She dies???? How????? Who kills her??????

    • @heligotrope
      @heligotrope 3 года назад +3

      @@fluffyboi2630 It's kinda spoilers but if you don't care, then ok

    • @fluffyboi2630
      @fluffyboi2630 3 года назад +4

      @@heligotrope
      Lol ok i kinda already knew but wasn't sure
      Now i've been trough that part of the game

    • @-zephyr-1591
      @-zephyr-1591 3 года назад +1

      *I put a comment exactly like this on another Emkay video, and was about to put it on this one again-*

    • @lunarwuzhere4571
      @lunarwuzhere4571 3 года назад +1

      @@-zephyr-1591 hehehe I beat ya too it still make the comment tho
      #spreadKaedeAwareness

  • @tiki-nagasvoice7919
    @tiki-nagasvoice7919 3 года назад +55

    5:35 Well, who wants to get sacrificed to Selene tonight? She's mighty bright now-

  • @CrowMaiden
    @CrowMaiden 2 месяца назад

    i love rewatching this video. robin's laugh at 'you may as well catch it at burger king' is so good.

  • @lillianlasombra
    @lillianlasombra 4 года назад +134

    RUclips: 59 seconds ago
    Me: "That's too long..."

    • @deantwills2328
      @deantwills2328 4 года назад

      ah yes comedy

    • @raf7711
      @raf7711 4 года назад

      *claps slowly*👏👏👏👏

    • @maximumwolfe9462
      @maximumwolfe9462 4 года назад +1

      "That's too long"
      That's what she said

    • @ojie285
      @ojie285 4 года назад

      @Julian Martinez OOOOOOOOHHHHH

  • @throneisbed7833
    @throneisbed7833 3 года назад +212

    just straightened my spine
    Why it feel like ima snap in half backwards

    • @froggygalaxy
      @froggygalaxy 3 года назад +10

      because u did

    • @jaredthecrimeboy2473
      @jaredthecrimeboy2473 3 года назад +2

      OHHH....so thats *your* 3 vertibraes that i caught just now? You want them back?

    • @Gamer-vs8pc
      @Gamer-vs8pc 3 года назад +1

      It's ok sometimes I just push as far back as I can until I hear something from my back :>

    • @dismal8294
      @dismal8294 3 года назад +1

      @@Gamer-vs8pc your spinal cord tearing?

  • @AcidNine-EL
    @AcidNine-EL 4 года назад +196

    Story of humans lives: stupid to anger to funny to depressed.

  • @logeyperogi1805
    @logeyperogi1805 3 года назад +3

    Covid: Enters my body
    Flintstones Vitamins I ate 13 years ago: How about you YabbadabbaDON’T!!!

  • @neonmood3933
    @neonmood3933 4 года назад +51

    We can’t really sacrifice the weakest one cus’ Melissa’s mom won’t let us

    • @dhitmon
      @dhitmon 3 года назад +1

      dude we have the same profile photo

    • @TheWizard921
      @TheWizard921 3 года назад

      Hmmm

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 3 года назад

      Of course, her name is Melissa, OF COURSE.

  • @Dinis_Brito
    @Dinis_Brito 4 года назад +234

    No one:
    Christians: we have records that Jesus walked on water!!!
    20 ac cameras: *"exists"*

    • @superchase4106
      @superchase4106 4 года назад +18

      Reality, he was being carried by owls.

    • @generaldurchbruchmuller
      @generaldurchbruchmuller 4 года назад +2

      A painter where there and painted it back then

    • @Ven24503
      @Ven24503 4 года назад

      Ahhh... Yes after someone found this comment it will start something
      Gotta grab some popcorn later.

    • @MFS_Is_His_Own
      @MFS_Is_His_Own 4 года назад +2

      Why do u need 20 cameras to take pics of audie

  • @croat9984
    @croat9984 4 года назад +34

    When you said “I’m only 24 why do I feel like I’m 90 half the time”.............I felt that.

  • @Ciscoisvibing
    @Ciscoisvibing 3 года назад +5

    17:28 i never knew helsinki was a place until someone from helsinki bought something off of my depop and i had to ship it through customs to them still says delivering LMAO

  • @chcopuddin1335
    @chcopuddin1335 3 года назад +140

    “You will get an Oscar.”
    Me, with my cat named Oscar: “ *no* ”

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 4 года назад +73

    "When the main character is dying, but you know he won't, cuz he is main character."
    Buddy, after Chrono Trigger, I *never* make that assumption.

    • @seanshogun1957
      @seanshogun1957 3 года назад +6

      Cries in jojo

    • @tinytinkergacha7747
      @tinytinkergacha7747 3 года назад

      @@seanshogun1957 xD

    • @thatoneotheridiot3361
      @thatoneotheridiot3361 3 года назад +3

      @@seanshogun1957 Yeah. Main character has a lot less plot armor if you have a new protag every season.

    • @aven2rine.
      @aven2rine. 3 года назад +2

      @@seanshogun1957 *Cries along*

    • @msaocer
      @msaocer 3 года назад +1

      1 word: Jojo's bizarre Adventure

  • @imanflexington1677
    @imanflexington1677 4 года назад +178

    EVIL CLONE: [POINTING TO ME]
    SHOOT HIM, HES'S THE CLONE
    FRIEND: [AIMS GUN AT THE CLONE] THE REAL ALEX WOULD NEVER PASS UP THE OPPORTUNITY TO DIE

  • @joshuacox7601
    @joshuacox7601 2 года назад +2

    10:45 Where the hell is like my 500th Oscar i mean i go camping CONSTANTLY

  • @wiklol3935
    @wiklol3935 4 года назад +32

    The first one was Daniel Radcliffe when he started in Harry Potter

    • @Glider400
      @Glider400 3 года назад

      U mean j.k Radcliffe

    • @wiklol3935
      @wiklol3935 3 года назад

      @@Glider400 n o

    • @Glider400
      @Glider400 3 года назад

      @@wiklol3935 well then u clearly don't know who made Harry Potter

    • @wiklol3935
      @wiklol3935 3 года назад

      @@Glider400 I know who made it lmao

    • @Glider400
      @Glider400 3 года назад

      @@wiklol3935 yeah j.k Radcliffe

  • @2verysnowyyy
    @2verysnowyyy 4 года назад +24

    Female sleepovers in a nutshell: screaming, junk food, cursing people we hate, doing stupid things, more screaming, running around and playing pile up, wrestling, doing witchcraft, and not actually sleeping and the occasional stabbing of the weakest person who we shall sacrifice to the moon goddess Artimis

    • @julien4305
      @julien4305 4 года назад +2

      You forgot about the stabbing

    • @user-we7fe4sc5t
      @user-we7fe4sc5t 4 года назад +1

      Me with my sleepovers just containing simping for every Dear Evan Hansen character and writing fanfics: 👁👄👁

    • @Mothblossom
      @Mothblossom 4 года назад

      Sounds about right

    • @tinytinkergacha7747
      @tinytinkergacha7747 3 года назад

      It's true.

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 4 года назад +17

    All throughout Kindergarten, when we got the " When I grow up " paper, I would write down " Soldier " and draw stick figures shooting at each other, but make sure to put green helmets on the winning guys because in my child brain " The good guys wear green helmets. "

  • @honourablelordmayor
    @honourablelordmayor 3 года назад +1

    Guy : CAPS LOCK IS STUCK, SPILLED BAJA BLAST
    Robin: *soul leaves body*

  • @muscovy3281
    @muscovy3281 4 года назад +62

    *"getting punched in the face by a truck"* truck companys: STONKS

    • @unboxingsimfudge2926
      @unboxingsimfudge2926 4 года назад

      As soon as I read this I legit heard it

    • @Mr.Bluguy
      @Mr.Bluguy 4 года назад

      Concratulations you ar Enok a part of an expiriment to check if RUclips remove my replys or if They just disapear for me. Please reply with anything it can be that i am ugly or annoying but i need to know

    • @zetsu0737
      @zetsu0737 4 года назад

      @@unboxingsimfudge2926 same

  • @kitkatmeaw3766
    @kitkatmeaw3766 3 года назад +54

    Me: *Puts stickers on toilet*
    My friends whos coming over for he first time: Wtf why is there stickers on your toilet
    Me: The guy reading reddit post told me to accessorize my toilet

  • @xTANNA3
    @xTANNA3 4 года назад +30

    Becoming an officer is cool and all but have you ever wondered what is like to be carried away by owls

  • @fluffycactus6269
    @fluffycactus6269 3 года назад +1

    "No main character dies in an anime "
    Akira Fudo: 😒😒😒🙄🙄🙄😮😮😮

  • @SanicStudios
    @SanicStudios 3 года назад +27

    16:19
    The rare uncensored EmKay moment. More of this please.

  • @NielsIsTaken
    @NielsIsTaken 4 года назад +85

    "no one has ever put a sleeping bag in a sleeping bag bag"
    Me a boy scout: oh really *laughs wickedly*

    • @n11ls
      @n11ls 3 года назад +4

      Me who's not a boyscout : *Just push stronger*

    • @gurs6714
      @gurs6714 3 года назад +4

      It's the single most difficult thing I have ever done in my life.

    • @umbreotheomega442
      @umbreotheomega442 3 года назад +2

      I felt this

    • @t34heavytank3
      @t34heavytank3 3 года назад +1

      *KLONDIKE FLASHBACKS INTENSIFE*

    • @sandpaperchan5086
      @sandpaperchan5086 3 года назад +1

      Me, a Girl Scout: *Hah mortals*

  • @Imcr1nge
    @Imcr1nge 4 года назад +53

    3:07
    Yup that's them we have to push them to hell in this time of year.
    Oh and be careful of Merasmus he always pop up at most random of times during matches.
    Edit: Stop giving me likes, give someone else likes.

    • @loll9746
      @loll9746 4 года назад

      What ever you are doing its working

    • @TheScootGuy
      @TheScootGuy 4 года назад +4

      TF2 WILL NEVER DIE

    • @goosegaming5821
      @goosegaming5821 4 года назад +1

      @@loll9746 it's telling uncultured swines about scream fortress 2

    • @Imcr1nge
      @Imcr1nge 4 года назад +1

      @@TheScootGuy yup the glorious game tf2 will continue to live forever.

    • @D_1_O
      @D_1_O 4 года назад +1

      I will like this exclusively because you told me not to.

  • @WilliamSebren
    @WilliamSebren 2 года назад +2

    Lol my husband and I were both convinced we just weren't affectionate people until we met for the first time. The beginning of our relationship also came with the realization that we've both been starved of human touch basically our whole lives. Spent almost a whole month just cuddling and holding hands. So yeah. Some parents didn't and don't give out a lot of hugs. :(

  • @thefunny6235
    @thefunny6235 4 года назад +12

    When the guy who wanted to be carried by owls got told to ‘reach for the stars’,he took it literally..

  • @savannahmorgan772
    @savannahmorgan772 4 года назад +14

    for the girl sleepover. of course that’s true, it’s easy to tell if somebody isn’t actually a girl if they don’t already know how to recite a deep, ancient, spell or have a portal to the underworld .

  • @BlueJaysBrudda
    @BlueJaysBrudda 4 года назад +19

    God that thumbnail is so relatable I remember knocking on my mother's door because I had a nightmare. I can still vividly imagine the light creeping into the room as my tired mother opens the door to see me squeezing my favourite pillow as I ask if I can sleep with her

  • @neonfighter0748
    @neonfighter0748 3 года назад +4

    7:27 that laugh tho