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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

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  • @briennabradley
    @briennabradley 2 года назад +192

    Fun fact: when you have an invasive thought like "we could jump off this cliff and we would die" its actually a survival technique our brains use to bring us to be hyper aware of our surrounds. Same with things like "throw you this baby" its hyper awareness of a delicate situation so we are in full precaution mode

    • @notfunnydidntlaugh68
      @notfunnydidntlaugh68 2 года назад +7

      no wonder people get this urge

    • @zakosist
      @zakosist 2 года назад +9

      I wonder if it sometimes goes wrong and people just actually act on the urge for the impulse alone, since there is a part of that impulse telling you to do it. Maybe not quite the same thing, but as a kid I once hit my sister for literally no reason at all beyond having an impulse and she started crying, it was at kindergarten age

    • @Bk15729
      @Bk15729 Год назад +5

      ​@@zakosist Morbid curiosity

    • @mindlessgonzo
      @mindlessgonzo Год назад +1

      How do I turn this off, the overthinking is hurting me.

  • @hongmeiling8219
    @hongmeiling8219 4 года назад +628

    14:21 this makes me think about my marine biology teacher, she was really strict about cheating not because it was against the rules but because it hurt her feelings since she tries really hard to get us to learn and that level of love for her job made me study, shout out to her

    • @Chara_Dreemurr999
      @Chara_Dreemurr999 3 года назад +27

      Wholesome stonks

    • @DoubleRainbows667
      @DoubleRainbows667 3 года назад +6

      Aren't you supposed to be guarding the gate?

    • @hongmeiling8219
      @hongmeiling8219 3 года назад +12

      @@DoubleRainbows667 i am. I’m just watching on a phone.

    • @gunsandroses896
      @gunsandroses896 3 года назад +9

      @@hongmeiling8219 those teachers rule. Also, don't mind my full backpack.

    • @fumoyuuka3117
      @fumoyuuka3117 3 года назад +3

      Meiling?! What are you doing on Emkay? You're supposed to be paying attention to guarding the damn gate!

  • @dorymarshall5477
    @dorymarshall5477 4 года назад +743

    “Why is no one saying saying happy birthday? Deploy the birthday wishes”

    • @kewldude7493
      @kewldude7493 4 года назад +12

      Its actually my cousin’s birthday today and bob ross’s was yesterday

    • @boofaloofa839
      @boofaloofa839 4 года назад +15

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY
      *HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO EVERYONE*

    • @amyartlover
      @amyartlover 4 года назад +6

      @@kewldude7493 Happy Birthday Mr Ross. we miss you every day

    • @j.a.waugaman9416
      @j.a.waugaman9416 4 года назад +6

      Everyone gets a happy birthday, and I don't care if it's not your birthday. You get a happy birthday damn it!

    • @thakittycat6998
      @thakittycat6998 4 года назад +2

      No

  • @kyecats2610
    @kyecats2610 3 года назад +151

    jack: "I wish Australia was in a lockdown so I could try this "
    Me: "YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!! did this!!!!!!!"

  • @MunExe
    @MunExe 4 года назад +2595

    The first one can, technically speaking, also be called "A world on fire".

    • @benams5211
      @benams5211 4 года назад +114

      Is that a bo burnham reference

    • @anxiell
      @anxiell 4 года назад +185

      I call this one *”a world on fire”*
      _inhale_
      AAAA-

    • @bastionmain3110
      @bastionmain3110 4 года назад +49

      AAAA

    • @bendriscoll
      @bendriscoll 4 года назад +90

      Aah! AAAAH! Aaah! This next one is... a little longer, its called Sad.

    • @maxmeowz
      @maxmeowz 4 года назад +41

      *AHHH AH AH-* this next song is a little longer-

  • @Kusotario
    @Kusotario 4 года назад +3077

    This start is surprisingly disturbing

  • @admiralglenn2323
    @admiralglenn2323 4 года назад +349

    Sorry, but I have no idea who that celebrity is. Not sheltered, just too focused on my own sad existence to care.

    • @chaos6687
      @chaos6687 4 года назад +22

      Wow, that's, uh dark. You ok? Need anyone to talk to?

    • @admiralglenn2323
      @admiralglenn2323 4 года назад +31

      @@chaos6687
      I'm fine, I'm just not on good terms with one of the voices in my head.

    • @forg0ttenmemory
      @forg0ttenmemory 4 года назад +26

      idk who it is either and i have no clue why

    • @chaos6687
      @chaos6687 4 года назад +14

      @@admiralglenn2323 ok..... Just.., be careful, ok? 😢😢😢

    • @admiralglenn2323
      @admiralglenn2323 4 года назад +18

      @@chaos6687
      Will do, the other voices still have my back anyway.

  • @zehefressendervogel284
    @zehefressendervogel284 2 года назад +159

    “Ignoring the fact that there was a world war going on” JACK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, HISTORY IS REPEATING ITSELF

    • @republicnavycruiser
      @republicnavycruiser 2 года назад +8

      It was just a year late!

    • @serena841
      @serena841 2 года назад +4

      He predicted it a year earlier. This was his plan all along.

    • @republicnavycruiser
      @republicnavycruiser 2 года назад +4

      @@serena841 What kind of clone wars bullshitery is this?!?!

  • @lilygrey854
    @lilygrey854 4 года назад +135

    Jack: is that a pizza?
    Me, looking down at the pizza im eating: Yes. Yes it is.

    • @imbopam198
      @imbopam198 4 года назад +1

      Jack: ah sorry for a second I thought it was acne

  • @bettyline623
    @bettyline623 4 года назад +937

    jack: if you're a Taurus then you're actually a ge-
    me being a Taurus: *gags for the next 10 minutes*

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 4 года назад +297

    Day 35 of asking for these subreddits:
    Robin:
    -r/ihadastroke
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    -r/trippinthroughtime
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/Wellthatsucks
    -r/BreadStapledToTrees
    Lexi:
    -r/mildlyinteresting
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    And finally:
    -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this).
    Thanks! :D

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 4 года назад +6

      • Jensou • Bread... stapled to trees. Weird subreddit.

    • @2ways877
      @2ways877 4 года назад +1

      where has jack gon?

    • @killerdropbear
      @killerdropbear 4 года назад +1

      What about Damien?

    • @AR53N1CCCC
      @AR53N1CCCC 4 года назад +2

      @@killerdropbear He left emkay a while ago the hell you've been?

    • @broskig4020
      @broskig4020 4 года назад

      Where is made me smile and wholesome memes

  • @gameknight8882
    @gameknight8882 3 года назад +73

    “Write your name backwards,that’s your demon name”
    Me:I knew MAIL was evil

  • @justaveraeg
    @justaveraeg 4 года назад +2885

    God that fan art is sick

  • @Catamations109
    @Catamations109 4 года назад +404

    “ Looking at that amour it looks so tedious to *tRåçĖ* ”
    The artist: D:

    • @OfStarrySkiesandFireflies
      @OfStarrySkiesandFireflies 4 года назад +17

      IKR i raged so hard at the screen xd

    • @Arella17
      @Arella17 4 года назад +16

      Maybe he meant ink

    • @Catamations109
      @Catamations109 4 года назад +12

      @@Arella17 yeah I don’t think he knows what trace means...

    • @GreySeashell-j3m
      @GreySeashell-j3m 4 года назад +9

      Lmao I visibly *hol up* from shock and I thought there was tea about that artist.

    • @roguebird12
      @roguebird12 4 года назад +27

      I think he was saying tracing it from the original sketch,

  • @mimf9808
    @mimf9808 4 года назад +101

    “They don’t plot a 7-book epic fantasy series?” Oh god why do I feel this one SPECIFICALLY

    • @mobslaya_4547
      @mobslaya_4547 4 года назад +3

      Wanna share the books you've made so far?

    • @mimf9808
      @mimf9808 4 года назад +2

      @@mobslaya_4547 haha i kinda already have on Wattpad XD

    • @mobslaya_4547
      @mobslaya_4547 4 года назад

      @@mimf9808 Ah lol!

    • @mimf9808
      @mimf9808 4 года назад +1

      @The Sneezing cheese if you mean what my wattpad acc is its www.wattpad.com/user/Mim-Makes-Fanfic

    • @digi4998
      @digi4998 4 года назад

      I haven't even gotten to that part but now I feel called out and am waiting for it

  • @rhetz1562
    @rhetz1562 2 года назад +27

    4:08 I love how Bob Ross's claim to meme fame is how wholesome he is. Nothing more nothing less

  • @ThatOneRandomPan
    @ThatOneRandomPan 4 года назад +128

    2:32
    Hawaii: J-Japan we're good friends right? You won't attack me again, right.
    Japan: *looking extremely angry* sure Hawaii . . . . . sure
    Hawaii: . . . .

  • @Un_prønøunceable
    @Un_prønøunceable 3 года назад +116

    12:27
    I swear- he can do a great Shigaraki (dub) impression.

  • @yaboyvivid5948
    @yaboyvivid5948 4 года назад +112

    Jack: good luck Pearl Harbor
    Me a Hawaiian that lives in Hawaii: slowly hides under blanket

    • @mrappu2884
      @mrappu2884 4 года назад

      oof

    • @Strmbreak
      @Strmbreak 4 года назад +1

      (Insert coffin dance meme)

    • @jaydubb8432
      @jaydubb8432 4 года назад

      @@Strmbreak dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

    • @Alavrado
      @Alavrado 4 года назад

      It could be worse this time 🤔🤔🤔

    • @Strmbreak
      @Strmbreak 4 года назад

      @@Alavrado r/cursedcomments

  • @dnanything
    @dnanything 3 года назад +22

    "Athiest' when bob Ross says God bless"
    That was one of the most wholesome respective things I've ever heard.

  • @muntherdoesstuff9615
    @muntherdoesstuff9615 4 года назад +403

    Boomer humor: I hate my wife
    Millienial humor: I hate my life
    Gen Z humor: me fighting off the FBI so I can Tell the world what Gen x humor is: 19:03

    • @johnwick2570
      @johnwick2570 4 года назад +7

      But that is no joke I actually hate my life

    • @dasdasdaxzvea
      @dasdasdaxzvea 4 года назад +10

      @FBI I'VE GOT A WATER GUN AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT

    • @Andrew-w6d
      @Andrew-w6d 4 года назад +3

      @FBI are u real fbi?

    • @Denji_Hayakawa
      @Denji_Hayakawa 4 года назад +3

      @@Andrew-w6d do you are have stupid

    • @bareenbersabal8940
      @bareenbersabal8940 4 года назад

      @@Denji_Hayakawa Wut?

  • @taniabettencourt8983
    @taniabettencourt8983 4 года назад +248

    7:30 that’s why I sleep on my back
    Comfort:high
    Danger:very low

    • @frenchfries1675
      @frenchfries1675 3 года назад +23

      Breathing:low

    • @Luna-ne3dq
      @Luna-ne3dq 3 года назад +6

      I sleep on my stomach because I'm weird

    • @noobethgamingtonthethird
      @noobethgamingtonthethird 3 года назад +2

      I sleep against the wall

    • @lopi1928
      @lopi1928 3 года назад +9

      when you realize that its more dangerous because you can see the monster creeping up on you from any sides

    • @StephenDurnan
      @StephenDurnan 3 года назад +1

      Same but my danger is 1000000000000 because I hear scraches at the side of my pillow

  • @lynxz-studios
    @lynxz-studios 4 года назад +292

    “Yes, *C o r a l i n e*”
    Me, who’s watched that movie over and over again:
    it’s cORALINE

  • @vinceemery5943
    @vinceemery5943 3 года назад +78

    Emkay: I don’t like cheese, can’t control me with it!
    This guy: Shut up or I’ll shove cheese down your throat

  • @mysterylovescompany2657
    @mysterylovescompany2657 4 года назад +68

    I always get super excited when it's Jack, because as a fellow Aussie, who has been forced to undergo super intense isolation for months due to being exceptionally high risk because of recent hospitalisation for critical pneumonia, his accent makes it almost like an extra surprise call with one of the many friends I haven't seen in ages. :-D
    ...I'm not lonely, you're lonely. >.>

    • @mysterylovescompany2657
      @mysterylovescompany2657 3 года назад

      @@Disbanded9998 it's almost as if humans who are interested in a given thing share commonalities of appeal. 🙂

    • @mysterylovescompany2657
      @mysterylovescompany2657 3 года назад

      @@Disbanded9998 what a peculiar thing to get irate about.

    • @owenbraintlytaniel8792
      @owenbraintlytaniel8792 2 года назад

      You okay , Buddy?

    • @aelsaellie
      @aelsaellie 2 года назад

      hope youre okay rn!!

    • @mysterylovescompany2657
      @mysterylovescompany2657 2 года назад

      @@owenbraintlytaniel8792 sorry, I don't know how I missed this; if it's me you were asking (& not the crabby boi above, whose comments seem to have since gotten hidden/deleted) if they were okay, then yes, thank you, I am much healthier these days! Isolation sucked, but being an introvert meant I was fairly well equipped for it, & thankfully have all my freedom back these days.
      Thanks for asking, & I hope you're well, too!❤

  • @Astar..
    @Astar.. 4 года назад +269

    EmKay: uploads
    Everyone: current objective: get EmKay to notice you in comments
    congratulations! You pressed read more!

    • @justaveraeg
      @justaveraeg 4 года назад +3

      Yeah

    • @8822Ema
      @8822Ema 4 года назад +5

      if its worth anything we noticed you :)

    • @person6946
      @person6946 4 года назад +4

      **likes so it’s 69 likes**

    • @yuangarcia5083
      @yuangarcia5083 4 года назад

      Ths meme is messed up

    • @imbopam198
      @imbopam198 4 года назад +1

      wait is that edit a joke or are you actually being serious because if you are being serious then bro frick you

  • @bradleyussery4556
    @bradleyussery4556 4 года назад +111

    When he said the thing about minecraft skeletons being able to loot chests reminded me of the time I died from two wither skeletons and some random ass normal skeleton picked up my enchanted iron armor and dropped his bow for my sharpness 3 iron sword and i could not kill him. I lost that armor. I lost that sword. I lost my pride

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 года назад +4

      @@spoopy9689 Rip Birb

    • @pherlong7
      @pherlong7 4 года назад +1

      I had to deal with that but while I was in the nether I was using my weaker armour in case of this happening

    • @pherlong7
      @pherlong7 4 года назад +1

      I was not talking about the bird but that is truly sad

  • @chikin5663
    @chikin5663 3 года назад +37

    9:19 “Huh I wonder how old she really is.”
    *How old is Raphtalia*
    10 years old
    “...Oh.”

    • @kamuihineragi4243
      @kamuihineragi4243 3 года назад +3

      One day someone will throw out the name of that “game” in the comments... Also yeah Anime character age is stupid.

    • @gr3edful
      @gr3edful 3 года назад

      Shes probably older because they age as they level up(i got that from google btw never watched the anime)

    • @chikin5663
      @chikin5663 3 года назад

      @@gr3edful Never watched it either so probably ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @rubotrules5342
      @rubotrules5342 3 года назад +3

      Timothy Adams i watched it and they do age with leveling up

    • @quintilbonnzeane.6543
      @quintilbonnzeane.6543 3 года назад +3

      So what's the game called?

  • @nikuroiiiiiiii6528
    @nikuroiiiiiiii6528 4 года назад +169

    Yes, it’s true I can NOT Sleep without blankets. Even in the heat

    • @thatguyintherain3168
      @thatguyintherain3168 4 года назад +8

      Same, maybe it’s the familiarity or weight of the blanket.

    • @nikuroiiiiiiii6528
      @nikuroiiiiiiii6528 4 года назад +3

      Yeah. But I do because for some reason it makes me feel safe

    • @Maggiethegsd
      @Maggiethegsd 4 года назад +5

      Relatable, I curl up the blanket on my foot so much so that something doesn't drag me away into the abyss 💀

    • @AngelaSmith_1970
      @AngelaSmith_1970 4 года назад

      Same 🤣😉

    • @pencilRC1
      @pencilRC1 3 года назад

      Ik

  • @N1K0.D4WN
    @N1K0.D4WN 4 года назад +43

    Fun Fact: When your brain says things like: "What if you jumped off the cliff and die?" That is your brain saying: "DON'T DO THIS YOU WOULD DIE!!" So, your brain is bad at communicating at saying don't yeet your body like its a paper airplane.

    • @jakoblent4694
      @jakoblent4694 4 года назад +3

      thats the same thing with anything actually
      you could drop the baby = DONT drop the baby
      your worthless = your worth something
      and many more examples which im to lazy to discuss

    • @N1K0.D4WN
      @N1K0.D4WN 4 года назад +1

      @@jakoblent4694 ye

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 4 года назад

      Ahhhh I see. Now I know why it says says jumo lol. Thanks!

    • @maxmeowz
      @maxmeowz 4 года назад +1

      i thought it was just intrusive thoughts-

    • @toastandbutter7367
      @toastandbutter7367 4 года назад

      Fander...?

  • @saphirabrightscale3051
    @saphirabrightscale3051 4 года назад +39

    The reason we tell the dad the baby looks like them is because we want to reassure them that it is indeed their child.

    • @itslexactually
      @itslexactually 3 года назад +1

      Isn’t that also why babies ACTUALLY look a little extra like their fathers for a couple months? Like… you don’t have to just say it, it’s typically the truth

  • @sallywinston5305
    @sallywinston5305 3 года назад +11

    "The teletubbies sun baby has a baby"
    "We've been alive for too long"
    Me: *dying*

  • @salthof
    @salthof 4 года назад +507

    ah yes, perfection

    • @user-dw1es8nk2l
      @user-dw1es8nk2l 4 года назад +13

      *p e r f e c t i o n*

    • @stem2seanvincentsoliven647
      @stem2seanvincentsoliven647 4 года назад +8

      hey look again im early in this popular comment

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 года назад +3

      For only 25 cents

    • @faridnoerhakim1697
      @faridnoerhakim1697 4 года назад

      Uhh

    • @stylish_pengu
      @stylish_pengu 4 года назад

      found the most satisfying sand cutting video
      ruclips.net/video/06pBzAlItwI/видео.html
      uhhh this may look like i'm promoting a channel i'm actually not

  • @amberfox9543
    @amberfox9543 4 года назад +151

    6:37
    I... actually don’t know who that is
    Oof

    • @Realkont.
      @Realkont. 4 года назад +15

      Same

    • @bobbyb435
      @bobbyb435 4 года назад +20

      Its Johnny sins

    • @jellyaugust3761
      @jellyaugust3761 4 года назад +7

      I don't know who that is as well; Can someone tell me??

    • @comfortloid2195
      @comfortloid2195 4 года назад +18

      p sure thats johnny sins, an american porn actor

    • @edaWnameloC
      @edaWnameloC 4 года назад +1

      Same

  • @pidgethespaceprincess3420
    @pidgethespaceprincess3420 4 года назад +65

    I feel like no one’s talking about the fact that someone listed to one song on repeat EVERY SINGLE MINUTE FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR. And I only know this be of the lines “525,600 minutes, 525,000 moments so dear. 525,600 minutes - how do you measure,
    measure a year” From seasons of love. So not only did they listen to one song, they listened to one song for a year straight, without stopping

  • @Robotichandarm
    @Robotichandarm 3 года назад +13

    The guy who made the fan art spent 7 FREAKING HOURS ON THAT. Let’s just… appreciate that.

  • @user-dw1es8nk2l
    @user-dw1es8nk2l 4 года назад +103

    "mobs can actually scavenge chest and take out weapons they want to use"
    *_I N V E S T_*

    • @BeingMikhail
      @BeingMikhail 4 года назад +2

      No pls no

    • @boogrs55
      @boogrs55 4 года назад +4

      zombies: *groans with malicious intent**

    • @13thMaiden
      @13thMaiden 4 года назад +3

      I mean it would make their drops when they die make alot more sense

    • @Max-zx4tp
      @Max-zx4tp 4 года назад +1

      how is this 69 years ago wtf

  • @woodpecker4053
    @woodpecker4053 3 года назад +83

    6:35 I finally feel pure for once since I don’t know him

    • @Merpsicles
      @Merpsicles 3 года назад +9

      Dangit I was looking in the comments to see if anyone explained it

    • @Clawleone
      @Clawleone 3 года назад +5

      That moment when i thought he was an actor and texted my mom a screenshot asking who he was… she told me exactly who he is… why must she do this AGAIN! This is the THIRD TIME!

    • @VanTheDestroyerer
      @VanTheDestroyerer 3 года назад +2

      @@Clawleone o_o well... XD A lady of culture, perhaps?

    • @Clawleone
      @Clawleone 3 года назад +1

      @@VanTheDestroyerer perhaps… she also told me exactly who Buck Angel and Ron Jeremy are…

    • @Theonefreeman97
      @Theonefreeman97 3 года назад +2

      @@Clawleone who the actual FUCK is that

  • @entitytiger5756
    @entitytiger5756 4 года назад +9

    i've been feeling really empty lately. i just did a breathing excercise, where i for the first time in years could truly feel an emotion. i might have bipolar or boderline personality disorder or even both, and this was the first time in a long time i really knew what i felt. immediately after i had a mental breakdown infront of my friends, where i realized i didnt even want to go home because there i didnt feel safe. i wanted to go nowhere, because i was only safe near my friend, when we were alone. these videos are one of few things keeping me alive anymore. please continue to make them and be funny

    • @supersax3677
      @supersax3677 4 года назад

      Holy son of a black bear eating cheese.
      This got really serious.
      Really fast.
      Keep on keeping on dude.

    • @Radskull_
      @Radskull_ 4 года назад

      Yeah I got that feeling a while back its okay your not alone keep trucking through

    • @ImXyper
      @ImXyper 4 года назад +1

      p

  • @somememeguy3166
    @somememeguy3166 3 года назад +3

    9:12
    That dog: *I was a business man… doing business.*

  • @ezioalgi451
    @ezioalgi451 4 года назад +33

    2:30 now I'm sure that everybody knows that Japan has finished building their first real life Gundam, oh well see you guys at the frontline.

    • @drmegasteve4335
      @drmegasteve4335 4 года назад

      Wait I thought you were dead

    • @sleeby526
      @sleeby526 2 года назад

      *THERE GOES HAWII OH THERE THERE GOES HAWII, THERE GOES HAWII THE ISLAND IS GONE*

  • @datpugluvr1291
    @datpugluvr1291 4 года назад +65

    Emkay: *uploads*
    Me: *furious tapping*

  • @cozmic.dreamz
    @cozmic.dreamz 3 года назад +34

    Talking about good teachers: my history teacher is sooooo cool, she makes all the class laugh, she makes the dab sometimes, she makes a lot of good jokes and i love her class so much
    One of the only good teachers i have this year

    • @arandomloser1455
      @arandomloser1455 3 года назад +1

      Me who has only had good teachers(I'm in primary school lol so maybe that's why)

  • @michaelhazelwood5108
    @michaelhazelwood5108 3 года назад +8

    11:32
    Is nobody gonna talk about his really good kermit impression

  • @logansmith6586
    @logansmith6586 4 года назад +45

    6:29 me who actually doesnt know who he is: *crying in the corner*

    • @sarahf7394
      @sarahf7394 4 года назад +2

      Psst... Neither do I!!!

    • @ryanstambaugh7664
      @ryanstambaugh7664 4 года назад

      Please someone tell us who it is

    • @planetperth
      @planetperth 4 года назад +2

      I think he is johnny sins

    • @unitedstatesofamerica4987
      @unitedstatesofamerica4987 4 года назад +2

      @@planetperth He is Lex Luthor what are You talking about?

    • @emmylosan
      @emmylosan 4 года назад +5

      I don't either, but from the context I'm going to guess he's some kind of pornography actor or something similar.

  • @thatoneweasel
    @thatoneweasel 4 года назад +86

    "Write your name in reverse. It's your demon name"
    Person named Lana Drah: 👁👄👁

    • @dennisfigueroa7700
      @dennisfigueroa7700 4 года назад +2

      Just amazing

    • @Art3riez
      @Art3riez 4 года назад

      @@dennisfigueroa7700 LMAO

    • @elizabethemm6361
      @elizabethemm6361 4 года назад +4

      My favourite part is there actually is someone called Lana Drah, it's been in a previous video and mentioned it's backwards form

    • @thatoneweasel
      @thatoneweasel 4 года назад

      @@elizabethemm6361 Yeah, I watched that video the other week and was inspired

    • @NotsoSneak
      @NotsoSneak 4 года назад +1

      Oh god I just realised what it is.....
      I both love it, and hate it sooo much

  • @rune9243
    @rune9243 4 года назад +62

    The astrology thing:
    Precession: Earth's axis is slowly spinning in a circle, so the position of the north celestial pole and the motion of the sun on the ecliptic slowly changes. It completes a cycle roughly every 26,000 years. Because of this, your star sign (which in astrology, is your sun sign, the the sign the sun was in when you were born) is usually now the one the month before you. So I was born on the 4th July, which in astrology would make me a cancer, except the sun was squarely in gemini when I was born.
    edit: since y'all don't know how to use a computer, here's the wikipedia page for precession:
    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axial_precession
    go to the "effects" section for this explanation, or just have a look at the pictures throughout the article.
    Here it is in simple english too:
    simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stellar_precession
    also have a look at what the sky looked like when and where you were born at:
    in-the-sky.org/skymap.php
    Also also in case people are confused about why im talking about stars in relation to the zodiac: the zodiac is from the stars. the zodiac is made up of the 12 constellations that lie on the ecliptic, the path the sun and planets take through the sky in relation to the stars. (there are actually 13 constellations on the ecliptic, but 12 is a nicer number, so ophiuchus was dropped. the times for each one were also edited to be equal). When the zodiac was devised, it was (and still is) believed that the position of the celestial bodies (the sun, moon, and planets) in relation to the sky when you were born, affected your spirit.
    Astrology hasn't kept up with precession, even though the greeks knew about it. I've got no idea why. Though, likewise, astronomy is also very stubborn to let things go, hence why the First Point of Aries, the position of the sun on the spring equinox, is solidly in Pisces. In another 2000 years it will be in Aquarius.

    • @me9515
      @me9515 4 года назад

      What

    • @7_8_9
      @7_8_9 4 года назад

      @@me9515 same

    • @ClassicClown
      @ClassicClown 4 года назад

      There are 12 signs

    • @rune9243
      @rune9243 4 года назад

      @@ClassicClown when did i say there weren't

    • @rune9243
      @rune9243 4 года назад

      @@me9515 updated it with more information

  • @zankokusatsuji4406
    @zankokusatsuji4406 3 года назад +17

    Me: is a Taurus
    Jack: says I’m a Gemini
    Me with my 5 other personalities: ...

    • @sun3vv
      @sun3vv 3 года назад

      @@swagcoolio 4 or 2

  • @Kxd0.2
    @Kxd0.2 4 года назад +213

    A few seconds ago this was posted

  • @HuggyBuddyOwO
    @HuggyBuddyOwO 4 года назад +20

    I have the feeling that the reasoning of why do you like sleeping staring at the wall is because company, when you stare at the wall, you know that there's no room for someone in front of you which meant it's ok.
    While sleeping at the opposite way make you realize that you're all alone every night sleeping no one that's in your view, just a despreate void of nothingness to see, no one will ever be beside you, and you don't know when or how you will die in that bad because when you realize you're being stabbed you will see the murderer in front of you, smiling, seeing you finally died by their hands and still, no one saw that, the only thing was with you till the end is death, despair, and lonelyness... no one see you died, and that person? He can easily pretend that he didn't do that... and times go on and on, people starting forget about you, but you died Rest but not in peace....

    • @pherlong7
      @pherlong7 4 года назад +1

      Nah I want to make room for my sleep paralysis demon

    • @marvalpe1029
      @marvalpe1029 4 года назад +1

      And because there is less room for demons to spawn into

  • @wolf-16_Adept
    @wolf-16_Adept 4 года назад +78

    "I look like a forty year old with-
    *Ad*
    *PAMPERS*

    • @cooleKinder
      @cooleKinder 4 года назад +3

      SAMEEE

    • @imbopam198
      @imbopam198 4 года назад +2

      imagine a naked 40 year old walking down the pavement with nothing but a diaper on

    • @snaicproductions
      @snaicproductions 3 года назад

      @@imbopam198 please spare me

  • @mattler1154
    @mattler1154 3 года назад +6

    4:45 can we just talk about how this is the best thing to ever freaking exist? Like seriously kirby with his 'abilities' can and will become every single person on the entire Earth.

    • @Trainboi1983
      @Trainboi1983 Год назад

      If Kirby swallowed me *(PLEASE DONT DO IT)* he or she would like trains.

  • @johnbewley3119
    @johnbewley3119 4 года назад +107

    I don't know who that guy ís.
    Also, about the sleeping comfort, mellennials just want life done, so danger isn't a factor.

    • @johnbewley3119
      @johnbewley3119 4 года назад

      @The Sneezing cheese thank you! I am, I'm trans, and I'm lesbian. Clearly haven't changed my name on my email yet cause of family, but still.

    • @badersama514
      @badersama514 4 года назад +3

      @@johnbewley3119 feels like being straight with extra steps.

    • @johnbewley3119
      @johnbewley3119 4 года назад +3

      @@badersama514 ok. Either you're a troll, or you just can't keep bad takes to yourself. Either way, go back to RUclips kids

    • @JJ-mc5vn
      @JJ-mc5vn 4 года назад +1

      @@johnbewley3119 he’s joking

    • @copterinx0468
      @copterinx0468 4 года назад +9

      But who was that guy...

  • @HaydenofEverything
    @HaydenofEverything 4 года назад +8

    17:58 Fun Fact: this is the exact number of minutes in a calendar year, thus meaning that this guy has been leaving the Drake & Josh theme on repeat since January 1st, 2017 at 12 AM and finished at January 1st, 2018 at 12 AM. Dedication.

  • @skelly2979
    @skelly2979 4 года назад +41

    Not to be dramatic or anything, but I would die for Miss Peanut

  • @not__here
    @not__here 3 года назад +14

    Ben ten reboot really said: Let's turn a teenager into a 5 year old!

  • @BrightLikeSnow
    @BrightLikeSnow 4 года назад +31

    Did you notice that he said "I'm no intentional murderer" at 16:22
    so who did he kill

  • @messy7285
    @messy7285 4 года назад +32

    ay im in school very epic that EmKay posted

    • @JBB27907
      @JBB27907 4 года назад +2

      Tell me the truth, how many persons aren't wearing a facemask?

    • @blimerzz
      @blimerzz 4 года назад +1

      Idk like 100.000 in the world

    • @j-man3267
      @j-man3267 4 года назад +1

      Mid-term holidays are a great thing

    • @doru3428
      @doru3428 4 года назад

      same. skiping online classes to watch EmKay

    • @drantigon
      @drantigon 4 года назад

      You go to school?

  • @SrslyStanYa
    @SrslyStanYa 4 года назад +6

    10:08 As a person raised and born in florida... that is very true. we might have amusment parks, beaches, and vacation spots but oml, the people is another source of entertainment that netflix ,mtv,and TLC has yet to film besides jersey shore Miami and tiger king.

  • @danielowen2481
    @danielowen2481 3 года назад +52

    If demon names are our names backwards then Robin’s demon name sounds like the N word combined with the stonks meme.

  • @Braums_
    @Braums_ 3 года назад +4

    15:20 “this guys *digged* the whole Egypt around him”
    Me being a slight Grammar Nazi: *visible frustration*

  • @daanhuisman1040
    @daanhuisman1040 4 года назад +8

    16:19 My mind kind of has this with when I'm interacting with anyone.I just start thinking like ''What if I spat on them'' or ''What if I was just incredibly rude to them for no reason'' and i dont want to do those things but something in my head is just like DO IT

    • @messiyer13
      @messiyer13 4 года назад

      Oh, wow! That is *relatable!*

  • @platefamily7991
    @platefamily7991 4 года назад +413

    I edited this comment cuz it was kinda making people mad, so im sorry to the people i made mad :(

    • @isaiahboodoo457
      @isaiahboodoo457 4 года назад +3

      I was playing n i got notification i saw emkay and i clicked as fast as i couldve

    • @andreeamarc366
      @andreeamarc366 4 года назад +12

      What would you choose between trash and garbage?

    • @lolstering4.096
      @lolstering4.096 4 года назад +3

      I remember someone saying pale green

    • @user-dw1es8nk2l
      @user-dw1es8nk2l 4 года назад +3

      I've seen this meme so much but I'll allow it

    • @platefamily7991
      @platefamily7991 4 года назад +3

      @@charliegoldstein6135 dude i fcking know that

  • @-desertpackrat
    @-desertpackrat 2 года назад +1

    2:51 fun fact, while many rodents are like humans in that they are also born totally helpless pink jellybeans who can't even open their eyes OR sometimes ears (their ears are actually "closed" for a day or two before the flaps detach and pop up into normal ears, probably to protect the ear canal during birth?). HOWEVER, guinea pigs are born fully developed, able to walk, run around, with open eyes, fur and teeth, they nurse the first days and up to three weeks for nutritional boost, but after about 3 days they can altready eat solid food.

  • @bucket1442
    @bucket1442 4 года назад +19

    9:20 Game is called WaifuHub, available only to someone’s patron but I’m pretty sure videos of it are on pornhub or something.
    It's mostly just a slideshow.

  • @thebobble8262
    @thebobble8262 4 года назад +32

    Me: *an innocent civilian passing by a police car*
    Also me: wait what if they pulled my car over and arrest me because they smelled something suspicious that magically appeared-

    • @nicomoist5336
      @nicomoist5336 4 года назад +1

      *can they tell im trans? Wait, did they called the vine police and are now going to interrogate me in a dark room: Why are you gey?*

  • @bigfoot2639
    @bigfoot2639 4 года назад +66

    "I'm Jack, I'm one of the readers on EmKay"
    hm, thanks i didn't know that
    its a joke btw, i know he was being kind

    • @poopygamer321
      @poopygamer321 4 года назад +2

      the I know this is a joke part SaYs AlOt AbOuT sOcItY

    • @yuangarcia5083
      @yuangarcia5083 4 года назад

      I enjoy to please children

  • @uy0yu
    @uy0yu 2 года назад +1

    "Your name backwards is your demon name"
    Kids named Bob and kids named Anna: "I dont even have to think :}"

  • @obiwankenobi4009
    @obiwankenobi4009 4 года назад +61

    I clicked on this faster than a middle school relationship

    • @dasdasdaxzvea
      @dasdasdaxzvea 4 года назад +1

      Hello there

    • @omity381
      @omity381 4 года назад +1

      Why hello there

    • @glimmy8556
      @glimmy8556 4 года назад

      @@omity381 General kenobi

    • @glimmy8556
      @glimmy8556 4 года назад

      @@dasdasdaxzvea General Kenobi

    • @billyboi3380
      @billyboi3380 4 года назад

      @@dasdasdaxzvea 𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕝 𝕜𝕖𝕟𝕠𝕓𝕚

  • @Le_Fuqwit2111
    @Le_Fuqwit2111 4 года назад +16

    4:11
    ... Hmmmm...
    My name is Ari...
    "Ari" spelled backwards is "Ira"...
    "Ira" is the Latin word for "wrath"...
    Wrath is one of the seven deadly sins...
    ... That sounds like a pretty accurate demon name.

    • @loganchapman8159
      @loganchapman8159 3 года назад

      Plz tell me what he said I can’t tell and I wanna know what it meant

    • @Le_Fuqwit2111
      @Le_Fuqwit2111 3 года назад

      @@loganchapman8159
      "Write your name in reverse, it's your demon name"

  • @elex4585
    @elex4585 4 года назад +6

    3:50 happy late birthday Jack!
    you are closer to your death

  • @CoffeeMug2828
    @CoffeeMug2828 2 года назад +2

    12:21 as someone who worked as crew trainor for two different fast food companies, this is relatable. You welcome a new trainee into work, give them a run down of how things are, show them a bit of SOP and then proceeds to show them how to do the short cut for every single task while reminding them that what you are doing are all against the rules.

    • @lohostege
      @lohostege 2 года назад

      Think that is just about any fast-food place

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble 4 года назад +7

    13:45 - Nothing is stopping you from ordering some m&ms and a mask and trying it at home... Be the horse you've always wanted to be.

  • @mrkex6096
    @mrkex6096 4 года назад +15

    someone saying: YOU GOT NOMED the other person: YOU GOT DEMON someone saying: what oh OH SHI

  • @crazycreeper3653
    @crazycreeper3653 4 года назад +8

    "why tf doesn't it just close the door itself if it's so smart"
    some random guy in the world: *climbs to inside the fridge*
    fridge: *starts closing*
    random guy: no no no no no no no no no
    fridge: *closes*
    random guy: ...

  • @kirby2ds504
    @kirby2ds504 2 года назад +1

    17:36 This... The second sentence's about 8 first letters of THIS are the most friccin relateable thing in my LIFE

  • @insaincaldo
    @insaincaldo 3 года назад +9

    I was today years old when I realized that freaky sun baby is a woman. Her smile still haunts me though.

  • @androgynouslibra7607
    @androgynouslibra7607 4 года назад +7

    8:55 man he is gonna go nuts when he finds out about mobs that can wear enchanted armor and use enchanted weapons

  • @Du_b
    @Du_b 3 года назад +6

    0:40 this is done on Ibis paint x and where it says "time" it turns hours into minute e.g. 1 hour = 1 minute so this man spent 7 HOURS on this art.

  • @SleepyFunkin
    @SleepyFunkin 2 года назад +2

    "congrats for making it trough this video"
    am i supposed to just die halfway into the video!??!??!?!??!?

  • @Joltd
    @Joltd 4 года назад +7

    "I want Australia to be in lockdown so I can do that..."
    Famous last words.

  • @myusername3689
    @myusername3689 3 года назад +7

    0:03
    Boffy: This is my jam.

  • @jacksonidontwhatyoutoknowm9480
    @jacksonidontwhatyoutoknowm9480 3 года назад +4

    7:15 well, its that sleeping on your left side is more comfortable than sleeping on your right, so flip your bed and you can get the best of both worlds

  • @Bananaman_dressedintan
    @Bananaman_dressedintan 3 года назад +1

    The noise in the first one describes what my nervous system feels like when I hit that funny spot on my elbow on the corner of the desk whilst snorting smarties whole.

  • @kitomoved6922
    @kitomoved6922 3 года назад +3

    Me: *making a torture chamber*
    Minecraft's background music: _Calm Piano Playing Intensifies_

  • @number1salesman-1997
    @number1salesman-1997 4 года назад +8

    Me with my bed in the middle of the wall:
    I don't have such weaknesses.
    7:14

  • @wardedthorn6523
    @wardedthorn6523 4 года назад +37

    "If someone says you're a Taurus, you're probably a Gemini or some bull"
    No Taurus is the bull smh my head

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 года назад +1

      Why doesnt this have more likes

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 4 года назад

      @@AWeirdWolf It's a joke sweetie relax

    • @alinafodorean5107
      @alinafodorean5107 4 года назад

      @@AWeirdWolf it's the same as "XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

  • @PokeMageTech
    @PokeMageTech 2 года назад +1

    7:30 - jokes on you, my dog stays with me! He’d NOTICE!

  • @roguebird12
    @roguebird12 4 года назад +6

    7:21 if you wana sleep facing the wall get a body pillow or or use two normal sized pillows on the edge of the bed. Definitely makes you feel less likely to get murdered by a shadow demon

  • @MoonRR_
    @MoonRR_ 4 года назад +6

    7:14
    This is why i have my cat sleeping towards the door so that i feel safe.

  • @courtneykirschman1166
    @courtneykirschman1166 4 года назад +7

    When your school has its first case of covid so you’re too scared to go anymore so you stay at home and become a hermit and are wondering why your school isn’t doing anything like making kids get tested

  • @matildarose
    @matildarose 2 года назад +1

    "Man i feel like a 40 year old with this body"
    Me: *40 years old, slowly sideeyes the other 40 year olds to not tell him that we're watching youtube videos at 12 am*
    ... *also it's two years later*

  • @ultraquake7170
    @ultraquake7170 4 года назад +13

    Me someone who doesn't like cheese: there is another

  • @JohnSmith-ex8iw
    @JohnSmith-ex8iw 3 года назад +4

    17:37 is remarkably accurate for like a third of what I do in bed. I rarely ever sleep, I just do fake books in my head I'm never gonna write because fucking schools exist and midterms and finals take up all of my time.

  • @salad7444
    @salad7444 4 года назад +11

    i was so confused why he just randomly moaned at 8:42, had to watch it like 7 times over to catch it.

  • @pppixel3665
    @pppixel3665 3 года назад +1

    9:54
    *I know they aren't fireworks but its more comforting to think they are*

  • @pixstix6489
    @pixstix6489 4 года назад +8

    The fan art at the beginning took 7 hours
    7 HOURS
    (The time was shown under the picture)

  • @vaniilla5977
    @vaniilla5977 4 года назад +4

    "it looks so tedious to trace"
    literally every artist: who's gonna tell him?

  • @ashyzu
    @ashyzu 4 года назад +65

    Flamingos sleep on one leg
    I have nothing intresting since i’m early

    • @steamcat2175
      @steamcat2175 4 года назад +2

      Also there ankles look like knees :)

    • @Unknown-yo7cz
      @Unknown-yo7cz 4 года назад +2

      owls have legs, long legs...
      *bird facts*

    • @blameitontheboogie9376
      @blameitontheboogie9376 4 года назад +1

      That's pretty interesting

    • @servhive
      @servhive 4 года назад +1

      penguins have knees
      *bird facts: the return*

  • @omori_dweeb
    @omori_dweeb 2 года назад +1

    “Write your name in reverse, it’s your demon name”
    Me, with the name Ana: I don’t like where this is going.