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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @dismal8294
    @dismal8294 3 года назад +2200

    "left handed people don't exist"
    Ambidextrous people: *fading in and out*

    • @PsnWasTaken
      @PsnWasTaken 3 года назад +72

      Welp guess I don’t exist

    • @alastortheradiodemon1104
      @alastortheradiodemon1104 3 года назад +37

      @@PsnWasTaken wait your left handed that's neat

    • @bobbbobb4299
      @bobbbobb4299 3 года назад +36

      @@alastortheradiodemon1104 i am too but i dont exsit... just ur imagination

    • @MochaFur1
      @MochaFur1 3 года назад +14

      huh, I didn't know I don't exist.

    • @endarus6053
      @endarus6053 3 года назад +8

      im perfectly ok with that whole phone on both sides thing.
      what really bothers me is tilting it so its up and down.

  • @that_one_strange_person
    @that_one_strange_person 3 года назад +1711

    Everybody be talking about the left handed people but seriously the mouse in the thumbnail is *hecking CUTE*

  • @Therilyari
    @Therilyari 3 года назад +848

    "Left-handed aren't real"
    Me a left-handed person
    *questions whole existence*

  • @Lakesid
    @Lakesid Год назад +147

    emkay: left handed people don’t exist.
    my brother: *starts fading away*

  • @Zonokito
    @Zonokito 3 года назад +607

    "Left handed people dont exist"
    Me, who is left handed: Maybe i am right handed-

    • @kingasasin177
      @kingasasin177 3 года назад +20

      Or don’t exist

    • @Zonokito
      @Zonokito 3 года назад +27

      @@kingasasin177 *Slowly fades out of existence*

    • @aynat3068
      @aynat3068 3 года назад +13

      @@Zonokito *Oi Thanos!*
      What did u gotta click your fingers?

    • @Zonokito
      @Zonokito 3 года назад +3

      @@aynat3068 Thats my new favorite sentence-

    • @JustARoamer
      @JustARoamer 3 года назад +2

      Dead and deaf baby feet are the cure

  • @davidjinbk
    @davidjinbk 3 года назад +245

    Robin: “Wait a minute, the jazz music stopped?!??”
    Music: *doesn’t stop*

  • @LinguaPhiliax
    @LinguaPhiliax 3 года назад +1280

    EmKay says: "Trans rights!"
    Also EmKay: "Left-handed people aren't real."
    Thomas Sanders: -_-

    • @dabestorkposta
      @dabestorkposta 3 года назад +63

      Before this, the only person I knew of that was a left hander was Sans

    • @Chara_Dreemurr999
      @Chara_Dreemurr999 3 года назад +37

      @@dabestorkposta *megalovainia intensifies*

    • @bup489
      @bup489 3 года назад +7

      W

    • @-zephyr-1591
      @-zephyr-1591 3 года назад +10

      *Wait, how do we even know if Sans is left-handed-*

    • @mannyllamas6828
      @mannyllamas6828 3 года назад +9

      Imma just put a meme here, don’t mind me.
      Girls when they see a spider: 13:03

  • @dentalplays5325
    @dentalplays5325 2 года назад +55

    Fun fact: Plague doctors were used during a plague (duh) and the beak was full of spices while the robes were covered in wax. Everyone thought the plague was caused by bad air which is why they soaked the robes in wax, it was actually fleas but since the robes were layered with wax, they never got the plague due to fleas not being able to get through the wax

    • @BOT_CORP
      @BOT_CORP 3 месяца назад +4

      “I don’t know how, but you used the wrong formula and got the right answer”

    • @lonemarkkingoftypos3722
      @lonemarkkingoftypos3722 3 месяца назад

      I knew about the beak part, but definitely not the wax

  • @sawsdaboss8100
    @sawsdaboss8100 3 года назад +438

    "Left handed people aren't real."
    Me: But I'm lef- *fades away*

    • @GlitchEwE
      @GlitchEwE 3 года назад +15

      Oh frick I'm left ha-

    • @wymerhechanova2637
      @wymerhechanova2637 3 года назад +9

      I'm right handed
      I survived

    • @elysianquinn3223
      @elysianquinn3223 3 года назад +9

      What a load of bs I’m left han-

    • @YourLocal_Mkara
      @YourLocal_Mkara 3 года назад +14

      Yes i'm righ-
      No i did not fade away i'm le-

    • @eclipse3874
      @eclipse3874 3 года назад +3

      I’m both so does half of me disappear? 🤠

  • @moonycat
    @moonycat 3 года назад +296

    Robin: "EmKay says trans rights!"
    *happy lexi noises*

  • @cuber1254
    @cuber1254 3 года назад +313

    "What, you turn into a Canadian?"
    *HEY* we only eat wood for lunch on Mondays

  • @AnCanadian
    @AnCanadian 2 года назад +60

    As a Canadian I can confirm nibbling on the wooden stick of ice cream turns you into a Canadian

    • @kj_09
      @kj_09 Год назад +3

      Same I am also a Beaver Bro

    • @felixjuneau1873
      @felixjuneau1873 Год назад +3

      And chomping on living seal make you a polar bear. You can become a 5c or a 2$

    • @Totally-a-girl-and-not-mothman
      @Totally-a-girl-and-not-mothman Год назад +1

      I once turned a Popsicle stick into wood chips

  • @ctrlkerdel
    @ctrlkerdel 3 года назад +427

    Robin's therapist: "Left handed people aren't real, they can't hurt you"
    Left handed people like me: "The day I lost my identity"

  • @flamingleo27
    @flamingleo27 3 года назад +1509

    "Left handed people aren't real"
    Its was a joke but.... ow

    • @voi.txt-
      @voi.txt- 3 года назад +19

      damn

    • @jadenlewis1971
      @jadenlewis1971 3 года назад +18

      I wish we didn't no school work or anything

    • @tazhienunurbusinezz1703
      @tazhienunurbusinezz1703 3 года назад +40

      My late husband was a leftie. So is my oldest daughter. She was a year & a half old when I met him. Then we had my youngest 2 years later. Half my family were lefties. I do understand the struggle.
      Those kid scissors that the school provided for the kids really only work if you hold them in your right hand at a specific angle. I had to buy my daughter her own scissors. Both my late husband & my oldest had to sit on opposing corners of the table at family gatherings. My late husband was in the medical field & he had to order some of his own specialized equipment. People just don't really realize how many things are designed for right handed people.

    • @doughmino4396
      @doughmino4396 3 года назад +4

      Was bout to say that

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 3 года назад +6

      Bold of you to assume it was a joke

  • @adammartin8499
    @adammartin8499 3 года назад +373

    “What, do you become a Canadian?” I breathed from my noise.

    • @michaelsegal3558
      @michaelsegal3558 3 года назад +11

      I’m a Canadian I don’t know what you mean by that

    • @GabrielTheGreat001
      @GabrielTheGreat001 3 года назад +5

      You need to be BORN a Canadian to BE a Canadian

    • @michaelsegal3558
      @michaelsegal3558 3 года назад +5

      @@GabrielTheGreat001 I was born a Canadian I was born in Toronto Canada

    • @TehGrmB33p3r
      @TehGrmB33p3r 3 года назад +5

      I was a Canada

    • @AoiFear
      @AoiFear 3 года назад

      Same

  • @scbtripwire
    @scbtripwire 2 года назад +30

    4:46 Years later with the child now being an adult, this photo either became a family treasure, or one hell of a phobia-inducing psychological scar.

  • @jesuschristbutafab9923
    @jesuschristbutafab9923 3 года назад +342

    The levels of sass that emits from Robin is ✨ *i m m a c u l a t e* ✨

  • @keallm7578
    @keallm7578 3 года назад +496

    The intro screen is just slowly getting darker over like 3 years

    • @man95ster
      @man95ster 3 года назад +38

      Can’t wait til Emkay turns into from discord light mode to dark mode

    • @mrmars5707
      @mrmars5707 3 года назад +9

      *Harry potter theme intensifies

    • @yukatathe1channel
      @yukatathe1channel 3 года назад +2

      Oh my basement is darker than the thumbnail :)

    • @myah3617
      @myah3617 3 года назад +4

      @@yukatathe1channel 🤺 BACK 🤺 YOU 🤺 DEVILISH 🤺 SCOUNDREL 🤺

    • @yukatathe1channel
      @yukatathe1channel 3 года назад +1

      @@myah3617 who said I wasn’t one?

  • @dutchplanderlin8391
    @dutchplanderlin8391 3 года назад +297

    Emkay: says left handed people don’t exist.
    Me: am I a fake human

  • @shinymainespoon
    @shinymainespoon 2 года назад +52

    13:54 For anyone wondering, "What the Health" is essentially a super-vegan documentary with tons of twisted truths, misleading facts, and downright stupid assumptions.
    Perfect example: "eating bacon increases your risk of cancer by 20%". In general, a person's risk of any cancer in their lifetime is 5%, and eating bacon EVERY DAY increases that to 6%. Six is indeed 20% higher than five, but it's exaggerating the truth.

    • @phen1811
      @phen1811 Год назад

      It's prob like 0.05 for 5%
      So 0.05+ 20%

    • @Andromeda-ss1my
      @Andromeda-ss1my Год назад

      I just watched it.
      That shit was downright hilarious

  • @GJones_books_photography
    @GJones_books_photography 3 года назад +265

    "Emkay says trans rights"
    Lexi: you bloody better

  • @goingtoscream9708
    @goingtoscream9708 3 года назад +529

    "Remember kids, Emkay says trans rights."
    You did not give me a heads up I'd be here smiling for the rest of the day *help*

    • @Ecofriendlyant
      @Ecofriendlyant 3 года назад +29

      I feel so valid

    • @bossystingray3725
      @bossystingray3725 3 года назад +12

      @@Ecofriendlyant Sameeeee

    • @SinisterAlex
      @SinisterAlex 3 года назад +10

      Daddy_McWhoreDick same holy shit-

    • @maxmajcher5115
      @maxmajcher5115 3 года назад +7

      I love your name thingy. Thank you ❤

    • @Kiwi_Tea
      @Kiwi_Tea 3 года назад +4

      Should be equal rights for everyone.

  • @ponc3au
    @ponc3au 3 года назад +325

    “Left handed people aren’t real”
    Me: ._.
    Me:._
    Me: .
    Me:

  • @PentaromaLMA0
    @PentaromaLMA0 2 года назад +13

    when the host of emkay says "i'll catch you later" but instead you get kidnapped by some random guy at a parking lot

  • @lesliewolfe7643
    @lesliewolfe7643 3 года назад +290

    “Why isn’t my mouse working?”
    The hamster questioning its existence:

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat 3 года назад +7

      Pretty sure that is a mouse.

    • @tentyp2
      @tentyp2 3 года назад +5

      @@RaraZeCat no thats a hamster

    • @mihaelaradu6370
      @mihaelaradu6370 3 года назад +5

      @@RaraZeCat hampter

    • @uhappynowuhappynow116
      @uhappynowuhappynow116 3 года назад +12

      Well all are the same they have a hole

    • @caraviq
      @caraviq 3 года назад +2

      @@uhappynowuhappynow116 NO-

  • @beingweirdisnormal1404
    @beingweirdisnormal1404 3 года назад +206

    "Left-handed people aren't real."
    Me: ok *fades away*

  • @mushroomdance6293
    @mushroomdance6293 3 года назад +111

    “Left handed people don’t exist”
    Me: * slowly vanishing *

  • @vancel35
    @vancel35 2 года назад +3

    at 18:33 this is so true. When I was a manager, if I needed to talk to someone later about just normal stuff, I'd say "I need to talk to you when you have a chance... nothing bad, so don't panic."

  • @randomfluffkingt.9364
    @randomfluffkingt.9364 3 года назад +1763

    Movie: Starts
    Movie Actor: "It all stared whe-"
    My Mom:
    *Who are you?*
    Edit: Sheeeesh there's a whole lotta overkill fans, nice

    • @noahlovesburgers
      @noahlovesburgers 3 года назад +12

      Nice overkill logo

    • @iwams6450
      @iwams6450 3 года назад +47

      I remember after watching avengers infinity war when the text said "thanos will return" my mother legit said "whos thanos"

    • @happyinsideg
      @happyinsideg 3 года назад +8

      why BECAUSE

    • @AnilKumar-rm6mv
      @AnilKumar-rm6mv 3 года назад +1

      Lol that a hit 6

    • @zipbees3533
      @zipbees3533 3 года назад +1

      This me alway why WHY AM I MOM >:-(

  • @blackarosskir
    @blackarosskir 3 года назад +311

    that meme about parents getting angry when their kid is a decent human being BUT tHeY pLaY ViDeOgAmEs is so accurate, but my mom took a step further and she even takes offence that i don't drink and go to parties...she's saying that i should be doing that to make mistakes, hence to experience life and it's the most frustrating and baffling thing to me that she wants me to do bad choices to learn from them because like- i already know that they are mistakes, that's why i'm not doing it xD

    • @timhurl1514
      @timhurl1514 3 года назад +21

      @BlackARoss Kiryuu if your mother is actively trying to encourage you to make mistakes so you can experience life, that usually is a result of what she did when she was younger, however, I don't know how she was raised so take everything I say with a grain of salt. However that does sound like a cool mom, funny too, have a good day sir/ma'am

    • @halcyondays4922
      @halcyondays4922 3 года назад +19

      Maybe she thinks that all teenagers are supposed to do things like that, and she's angry that you're not 'normal.' My own mother isn't happy that I don't go outside enough... But I mean. Where would I go???

    • @Windows98R
      @Windows98R 3 года назад +10

      After my neighbors kid (about 3 years younger than me) went through a drug fiasco and a lawyer in their senior year, my parents became suddenly a lot more quieter about me (a dude in 3rd year college) and my PC…. Though, I feel like my parents were pretty understanding through out. Minus that decade old thing of not being able to pause a live match game.

    • @doctorco2089
      @doctorco2089 3 года назад +3

      69 likes

    • @saltydinonuggies1841
      @saltydinonuggies1841 3 года назад +6

      My parents constantly yelled at me about smart financial choices and are still trying to force me into college before i can afford it. So that ill end up in debt until im 60 like a good little american

  • @kekekeke2200
    @kekekeke2200 2 года назад +10

    The electric fence one reminds me of the story of the man who got arrested for yelling at a teenager breaking into his house and literally threatening the man with a hammer and all the man did was yell at the teenager

    • @Flufster1
      @Flufster1 Год назад +1

      Congrats you made me lose even more faith at humanity I have like 27% left of faith rn

  • @theshoobananamaster8245
    @theshoobananamaster8245 3 года назад +187

    "name a more toxic community, I'll wait" **shows earth**
    me: "ok" **shows Venus**
    this hurt me too

  • @kevcraft9852
    @kevcraft9852 3 года назад +215

    "And as I've said, left handed people don't exist"
    Left Handed People: Oh no, meesa dissapearin'

    • @caylebdavies8783
      @caylebdavies8783 3 года назад +2

      EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *D O N T G O L Y I N 2 M E*

    • @vinokai
      @vinokai 3 года назад +3

      Me: *Ambidextrous* Oh no! My left hand is disappearing! AaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @Kiwi_Tea
      @Kiwi_Tea 3 года назад

      ...we aren't that annoying, omg.

    • @jonathonmcfie2910
      @jonathonmcfie2910 3 года назад

      "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good.."

    • @Attrixine
      @Attrixine 3 года назад

      Oh no! I’m disappearing!

  • @funnifurrytechgirl
    @funnifurrytechgirl 3 года назад +54

    all arguments against nokia 3310: *exist*
    me: "but snek"

    • @amia7z
      @amia7z 3 года назад +1

      Good point

  • @kekekeke2200
    @kekekeke2200 2 года назад +6

    The brush teeth before a dentist appointment is something that should be widespread, if you brush your teeth before a dentist appointment the dentist can see somewhat how you brush when you brush effectively. And yeah, bad teeth is kind of a big problem in most countries, a main reason is because your teeth seem very good for so long until you become older and your body focuses on the vital body parts

  • @captainredducky2151
    @captainredducky2151 3 года назад +70

    Robin’s right, I’m left handed and I also don’t exist. I’m a figment of your collective imagination.

    • @I_Stole_Your_Toast
      @I_Stole_Your_Toast 3 года назад +1

      Huh. Neat.

    • @CyoPaws
      @CyoPaws 3 года назад +4

      Haha. Fool I won't be able to exist ˢᵒᵒⁿ ᵃᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿ⁻

    • @unpaidduo
      @unpaidduo 3 года назад +3

      @@CyoPaws huh?
      Where’d ya go?

    • @caylebdavies8783
      @caylebdavies8783 3 года назад +1

      im a left handed people and im real... or not?

    • @lukewebeck1682
      @lukewebeck1682 3 года назад

      Damn this comment makes me question this reality even more considering I never met you before to know 😅

  • @idunnowhattonamemyself8415
    @idunnowhattonamemyself8415 3 года назад +121

    “Left handed people aren’t real”
    A joke but it still kinda hurt.

  • @chunchunma4ru
    @chunchunma4ru 3 года назад +229

    "Why isnt the mouse working?"
    Try smashing and hitting it always works for me

  • @Teh_Noob_Eporer
    @Teh_Noob_Eporer 2 года назад +5

    4:34 I believe in magic and I wear a face-mask PROPERLY every time I go out.

  • @hahaimnotstraight
    @hahaimnotstraight 3 года назад +202

    Robin: "Left-handed people don't exist."
    Me, a left-handed person: You fear what you don't understand, Robin.
    *skitters away on just my left hand*

    • @whyiwakeup6460
      @whyiwakeup6460 3 года назад +6

      *WHAT*

    • @TECh-wg7mv
      @TECh-wg7mv 3 года назад +13

      Boss name: SS Left
      Information:
      Uses her left hand to destroy her opponents. When threatened, she skittles away like a spider except she only uses her left hand to do so.
      Danger level: Friendly( left handed)
      OH LAWD SHE COMIN' (right-handed a.k.a, normal people)
      This was a joke btw

    • @themerchant1968
      @themerchant1968 3 года назад +3

      Ah, a strength player using a dex build for the first time

    • @hahaimnotstraight
      @hahaimnotstraight 3 года назад +3

      @@TECh-wg7mv I LOVE THIS

    • @hahaimnotstraight
      @hahaimnotstraight 3 года назад +3

      @@whyiwakeup6460 You fear what you don't understand,,

  • @SearcherRyan
    @SearcherRyan 3 года назад +101

    Doctor: you have one minute to live
    Me: *shows uno reverse card*
    Doctor: son of a bi...

    • @imred8482
      @imred8482 3 года назад +8

      _Wait that is illegal_

    • @user-dw1es8nk2l
      @user-dw1es8nk2l 3 года назад +5

      "....."
      _"listen here you little shi"_

    • @renaiky2652
      @renaiky2652 3 года назад +2

      doc : *show 2*

    • @agneyaverma598
      @agneyaverma598 3 года назад +5

      Doctor: **shows cancel card**
      Doctor: *I THINK THE FUCK NOT.*

    • @caraviq
      @caraviq 3 года назад +2

      @@agneyaverma598 I love democrocy.

  • @henry605
    @henry605 3 года назад +69

    Emkay: left hands don’t exist me: maybe I’m a non existent beaver because I am Canadian

  • @kartikghawalkar2246
    @kartikghawalkar2246 2 года назад +4

    2:06 That line of text is literally what I learned in class in a nutshell

  • @shadow_fire4606
    @shadow_fire4606 3 года назад +42

    90% of people in comments: left handed arent real
    10% of people in comments: any other meme

  • @cadentalley534
    @cadentalley534 3 года назад +141

    Emkay: left handed people don't exist
    Me: guess I'll die then

  • @WhimWearsBlue
    @WhimWearsBlue 3 года назад +55

    “Left handed people don’t exist”
    Me, a right handed person: Ok

  • @jessiesmitty7207
    @jessiesmitty7207 Год назад +4

    We're half way to getting the shower recording lol

  • @SmolChild1173
    @SmolChild1173 3 года назад +306

    "emkay says trans rights"
    Lexi is trans so I'd hope you'd believe in trans rights

    • @yoshtomah5662
      @yoshtomah5662 3 года назад +6

      Who is lexi

    • @SmolChild1173
      @SmolChild1173 3 года назад +34

      @@yoshtomah5662 one of the narrators

    • @yoshtomah5662
      @yoshtomah5662 3 года назад +7

      @@SmolChild1173 thx

    • @captainnemolostintheocean1652
      @captainnemolostintheocean1652 3 года назад +6

      Can people choose to "believe" in rights? 0:

    • @RandomPerson-gf6gd
      @RandomPerson-gf6gd 3 года назад +28

      @@captainnemolostintheocean1652 I guess. You choose to believe that certain categories should have rights. For example; I could choose not to believe in left handed rights. I no longer believe left handed people should have rights.

  • @piperxd7654
    @piperxd7654 3 года назад +58

    “Left handed people aren’t real.”
    Aight, imma die

  • @Cat_in_a_bottle
    @Cat_in_a_bottle 3 года назад +37

    "left handed people aren't real"
    Me: it all makes sense now i don't exist

    • @god2593
      @god2593 3 года назад +1

      Isn't his profile a picture of a left hand?

    • @computercat4281
      @computercat4281 3 года назад

      @@god2593 Sadly, no. It is a right hand

    • @god2593
      @god2593 3 года назад

      @@computercat4281 It twas a joke my child.

    • @danidoczi1608
      @danidoczi1608 3 года назад

      I also do not exsist

  • @lloafofbread
    @lloafofbread 2 года назад +2

    “Name a more toxic community, I’ll wait”
    Me: every singly inhabitable planet

  • @abyss4836
    @abyss4836 3 года назад +113

    "Left-handed people aren't real"
    Me who is left-handed: The F%ck

  • @squeryneryn
    @squeryneryn 3 года назад +32

    “Left handed people aren’t real”
    Me who uses both hands:*nervous laughter*

    • @god2593
      @god2593 3 года назад +7

      I can fix that with a butcher knife.

    • @squeryneryn
      @squeryneryn 3 года назад +2

      @@god2593 thanks man

    • @god2593
      @god2593 3 года назад +1

      @@squeryneryn No problem my child.

    • @powerpc64
      @powerpc64 3 года назад +2

      I'm ambidextrous and so are you!!

  • @Andre6k57
    @Andre6k57 3 года назад +62

    When a pc gamer asks why the mouse isn’t working but then suddenly it starts glowing

  • @sansuusilly
    @sansuusilly 2 года назад +2

    Everybody talking about the left handed people but the hamster in the thumbnail is SO SO SOOO *HECKING CUTE*

  • @dr.springer5300
    @dr.springer5300 3 года назад +33

    F in the chat for every guy who had his girl stolen by Ryan

    • @PigFishYT
      @PigFishYT 3 года назад +1

      Ha! Too bad for him, he cant steal anything from me because im socially uncapable 🙂

    • @plugin7184
      @plugin7184 3 года назад +1

      F

    • @meep6942
      @meep6942 3 года назад

      f i guess

  • @riverkath
    @riverkath 3 года назад +50

    "Left handed people aren't real."
    Me and 11% of the world: *confused screaming*

    • @pathmor
      @pathmor 3 года назад +1

      You do not exist.

    • @mollygrader4918
      @mollygrader4918 3 года назад +1

      ​@@pathmor well neither does your dad

    • @bestcrescent4204
      @bestcrescent4204 3 года назад +2

      @@mollygrader4918 well neither does my will to live

    • @mollygrader4918
      @mollygrader4918 3 года назад +2

      @@bestcrescent4204 Neither does my happiness

    • @pathmor
      @pathmor 3 года назад

      @@mollygrader4918 Jokes on you, my father’s right handed

  • @darkdefender9919
    @darkdefender9919 3 года назад +34

    Emkay: says left handed people don’t exist
    Me: *mesa disappearing*

    • @omor6390
      @omor6390 3 года назад

      im also disappearing like freaking thanos

  • @stepver2273
    @stepver2273 Год назад +13

    12:23 this guy’s gonna be a milionare

  • @elisabeth1436
    @elisabeth1436 3 года назад +93

    "EmKay supports Trans rights."
    me: The fastest like in the west

  • @mollygrader4918
    @mollygrader4918 3 года назад +38

    "Left handed people are not real"
    Me: *Mr. Stark i don't feel so good*

    • @bananakanee7948
      @bananakanee7948 3 года назад +1

      isn't mr stark left handed?

    • @mollygrader4918
      @mollygrader4918 3 года назад +1

      @@bananakanee7948 ...*MR.STARK NOOO*

    • @zelda_mp5924
      @zelda_mp5924 3 года назад

      Man, and he refuses to believe in us...

    • @mollygrader4918
      @mollygrader4918 3 года назад

      @@zelda_mp5924 yeah......

    • @bananakanee7948
      @bananakanee7948 3 года назад

      @@mollygrader4918 lets kidnap robin and turn him left handed

  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 3 года назад +29

    "May I interrupt your scrolling with a turtle duck?"
    A quick snack is very delicious when scrolling

    • @daiyousei.1586
      @daiyousei.1586 3 года назад +2

      Tastes even better with the blood of many disowned children as sauce

    • @teethandcandles
      @teethandcandles 3 года назад

      wait, no
      you can't say that.
      YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

    • @Milkybetrayal
      @Milkybetrayal 3 года назад

      Duck soup and it comes in it's own bowl.

    • @Animalynn
      @Animalynn 3 года назад

      ooooooooooooooooooo

    • @Animalynn
      @Animalynn 3 года назад +1

      @@daiyousei.1586 wtf your right

  • @LexusLFA554
    @LexusLFA554 2 года назад +1

    2:20 This reminds me of my first "Salesman in E-Commerce" book.
    It is riddled with errors from start to finish, calling Business-to-Business B2C at some point.

  • @moth_ia4735
    @moth_ia4735 3 года назад +22

    "Left handed people aren't real"
    Me, a left-handed person : *slowly begins to dematerialize*

  • @mgereluk
    @mgereluk 3 года назад +14

    7:14 as a Canadian, I can confirm we regularly turn into beavers and back

  • @spiltmilk0204
    @spiltmilk0204 3 года назад +176

    2:19 ok i’m trans and that genuinely made me smile like an idiot for like three minutes

    • @goldphoenix9.
      @goldphoenix9. 3 года назад +16

      I support :)

    • @DominosPizza155
      @DominosPizza155 3 года назад +14

      @Vale :P my bestie is non binary as well, but they also have these neopronouns star/scribble and I adore them

    • @spiltmilk0204
      @spiltmilk0204 3 года назад +6

      @@DominosPizza155 omg that’s adorable! i’m dating someone who’s nb :D

    • @spiltmilk0204
      @spiltmilk0204 3 года назад +3

      @@goldphoenix9. :D

    • @qw8u
      @qw8u 3 года назад +3

      @@spiltmilk0204 good job

  • @CinnaminiMax
    @CinnaminiMax Год назад +1

    As a Canadian I can confirm we are beavers and eat wooden popsicle sticks for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and sometimes for a snack

  • @muntherdoesstuff9615
    @muntherdoesstuff9615 3 года назад +35

    Me when I meet a new person: Hi!
    New person: hello!
    Me: *simutanly imagining the worst case scenario of this conversation while saying how are you*

  • @user-dw1es8nk2l
    @user-dw1es8nk2l 3 года назад +18

    Me: **finally finished all of my school work**
    My teachers for no gosh darn reason: *_there is another_*

  • @fiirewiinter
    @fiirewiinter 3 года назад +26

    Emkay: I am not gonna read the god damn dictionary
    MrBeast: Hold my Money

    • @bossytito4031
      @bossytito4031 3 года назад +2

      Nah nah nah Hold my money for 24 hours

  • @chrisdahl5671
    @chrisdahl5671 2 года назад +2

    Did anyone else hear the “HEE HEE” in the background at 19:28 😂

  • @johnnykniffin9203
    @johnnykniffin9203 3 года назад +50

    When Robin calls out left handed people yet you're ambidextrous.
    *claps* Noice.

  • @chrisl8801
    @chrisl8801 3 года назад +15

    One: left handed. Ouch.
    Two: went to the dentist straight from work and said I didn't have tine to brush my teeth... hygienist said "Ew. Here is a brush and paste, go fix that."

  • @Arcticanine
    @Arcticanine 3 года назад +21

    That mouse really do be sitting in the meme posture while joining his hands.

    • @someina_
      @someina_ 2 года назад

      its a hamster

  • @alexbowlin7044
    @alexbowlin7044 2 года назад +2

    emkay may say trans rights but i say people who disagree should be ready for fights and also, The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

  • @ERROR-di5ve
    @ERROR-di5ve 3 года назад +303

    “Left handed people arnt real”
    Me, a left handed human: 👁👄👁
    Edit: holy SHIT TYSM FOR THE LIKES

  • @mocabulary6578
    @mocabulary6578 3 года назад +16

    "Left handed people aren't real"
    My brother: right and left handed
    Me: you broke the system

    • @guacbird
      @guacbird 3 года назад

      he is half real

    • @superjoey100
      @superjoey100 3 года назад

      [comment not real, because the person who wrote this is left handed]

  • @shelleymcrae514
    @shelleymcrae514 3 года назад +18

    2:17 to quote I think it was Mark Twain “don’t argue with an idiot they’ll just drag you down to their level and win based off experience”

    • @Aaroncarter95
      @Aaroncarter95 3 года назад

      "Don't argue with idiots. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience" is the exact quote. I use it to avoid idiots that voted Biden aka the dead all the time.

    • @m25632
      @m25632 3 года назад +2

      @Aaron Carter the Irony of complaining about voting Biden on a comment regarding stupidity. Unless you mean Bernie Sanders, in which case I apologise.

  • @CreepySaiyanGaming
    @CreepySaiyanGaming 3 года назад +2

    “Left handed people aren’t real.”
    Me: Mr. Emkay, I don’t feel so g-

  • @MehIsYes4020609
    @MehIsYes4020609 3 года назад +16

    “EmKay says Trans rights”
    I stan

  • @snailkat
    @snailkat 3 года назад +12

    “ Left handed people aren’t real”
    Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good

  • @xientau9028
    @xientau9028 3 года назад +9

    "What do PPL do in the shower for 45 min+????"
    Me: "Mental wellness inventory."

  • @sirsmugrock
    @sirsmugrock Год назад +1

    I understood the “People who need _____”
    I am that advanced.

  • @skylarkole8335
    @skylarkole8335 3 года назад +145

    "Emkay says Trans Rights"
    *Proud trans viewer noises*

  • @cantcatchfoolz
    @cantcatchfoolz 3 года назад +8

    16:11
    We need to hit 5 million subscribers on emkay just for this.

  • @anotherwofartist5895
    @anotherwofartist5895 3 года назад +45

    “Left handed people aren’t real”
    Me, a left-handed artist and (self-proclaimed) writer: am I a joke to you

    • @treywilliams1388
      @treywilliams1388 3 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @zenryzap3831
      @zenryzap3831 3 года назад +1

      Did you really need to brag about knowing how to do the shape or write the thing?

    • @alainadriver7541
      @alainadriver7541 3 года назад

      I mean, we gotta get our facts straight... And make sure to possibly start an internet rampage over letters and technology.

    • @Jinxed2906
      @Jinxed2906 3 года назад

      Same-

  • @draknight5081
    @draknight5081 2 года назад +1

    2:22 I’m slightly concerned that I understand this perfectly.

  • @doodlebug47
    @doodlebug47 3 года назад +6

    The “not knowing how to deal with compliments” comic describes me.
    “Sup ugly.”

  • @iamerror6546
    @iamerror6546 3 года назад +19

    "Left handed people don't exist."
    me who's ambidextrous: huh?

  • @Man-df2zh
    @Man-df2zh 3 года назад +6

    15:38 it's either an 'o h y e a h' moment or an 'ohgodohfuckit'sgoingtoexplode' moment

  • @dr.coomerclone146
    @dr.coomerclone146 2 года назад +1

    11:50 the best quote of all time
    “*sarcastically* ok then, right click the hamster”
    -sir Patrick Stewart

  • @kylelapoint4187
    @kylelapoint4187 3 года назад +61

    “Em Kay says trans rights” me as a trans male have a bigger smile on my face

    • @tetrahenix
      @tetrahenix 3 года назад

      What my brain tells me: Be an idiot and make fun of trans ppl
      What I am trying to do: Support bi ppl
      I'm catholic. so this thing happens to me.

    • @an0nym0us_slash35
      @an0nym0us_slash35 3 года назад +1

      I mean Lexi is a trans girl

    • @stargazer6345
      @stargazer6345 3 года назад

      @@tetrahenix not cool, trans people are valid! This makes me wanna never be catholic 😑🤚

    • @stargazer6345
      @stargazer6345 3 года назад

      @hola gentesoypro I mean you’re kinda right. It’s just a term used for denoting or relating to a person whose sense of personal identity and gender does not correspond with their birth. I mean that’s an adjective, while gender is a noun. Unless you use it in the sense of trans people or person it’s just an adjective, so ya I guess you’re right. Happy pride month! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

  • @sunflowey_.2.068
    @sunflowey_.2.068 3 года назад +13

    "left handed ppl dont exist.."
    my best freind : bestie i domt feel so good.. **turns into dust**
    me:nice

  • @michalsykora6035
    @michalsykora6035 3 года назад +24

    "left handed people aren´t real"
    *mr* *stark...i* *dont* *feel* *so* *good*

  • @Bromine.3.5.
    @Bromine.3.5. 2 года назад +1

    "Left-handed people arn't real."
    Me: **Vine boom**

  • @guardianboreal1432
    @guardianboreal1432 3 года назад +25

    Robin: "Joke's over, let's move on."
    Me: But you're not dead, kupo.
    I'm sorry, Robin, kupo.

  • @undertale4life848
    @undertale4life848 3 года назад +8

    "Lefty's aren't real"
    Lefty, FNaF 6: am I a joke to you?

    • @Pumpkinsmasherok
      @Pumpkinsmasherok 3 года назад

      He is just a puppet in disguise just like all people with hands

    • @Chettycheeto
      @Chettycheeto 3 года назад

      Imagine, lefty would go away and I could actually finish the game

  • @pigtoad
    @pigtoad 3 года назад +9

    Robin: “Left handed people aren’t real”
    Me a left handed person: maybe I’m *not real*

  • @carolinesconcertvids860
    @carolinesconcertvids860 Год назад +2

    I have an identical looking mouse. It's so high tech that it drinks water, eats and runs around

  • @satan9628
    @satan9628 3 года назад +20

    “Left handed people don’t exist”
    My ambidextrous ass: *I am four parallel universes ahead of you*

    • @mellon3293
      @mellon3293 3 года назад

      Thanks satan

    • @spaghetti1672
      @spaghetti1672 3 года назад

      Was this just a flex that you're ambidextrous?