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  • @datsun7370
    @datsun7370 3 года назад +2157

    Kid: "ur mum gae"
    That one kid born in a lab: "what mom?"

  • @iceytension
    @iceytension 3 года назад +3431

    Doom, it's a very Christian game
    *"No no, he's got a point."*

    • @CapybaraCrusader
      @CapybaraCrusader 3 года назад +10

      Yes

    • @demoneater6833
      @demoneater6833 3 года назад +39

      He's got several of them considering the spiked edges of his icon killer sword (forgot name).

    • @titanictnt7476
      @titanictnt7476 3 года назад +12

      You are going around slaughtering demons.

    • @dermotmeaney
      @dermotmeaney 3 года назад +7

      I gOt DoOm FoR mY cHiLd

    • @attinyan7330
      @attinyan7330 3 года назад +5

      Me who played doom at 8 👁👄👁

  • @random_ak_in_the_backyard
    @random_ak_in_the_backyard 3 года назад +217

    Soldier: when's that package gonna come?!?
    Enemy1: "so what did you send that guy anyway?"
    Enemy 2: "a rocket propelled grenade, told him it was same day delivery."

  • @dino353
    @dino353 2 года назад +193

    I love the tumbnail. As you may know, all of us clairinet players must first pledge our souls to squidward. No really, have you ever met one of us? Most of us pretend out instrument is a bazooka as well, so this is perfect.

    • @snakyYT
      @snakyYT Год назад +12

      As a former trumpet player we must always blast a single note into the ear of everyone. It doubles as a shotgun

    • @demon_lord-san39
      @demon_lord-san39 Год назад +11

      fellow squidward legionnaire, we shall squeak in unison in response to our enemies.

    • @ihatepeople231
      @ihatepeople231 Год назад +2

      As a piccolo player, we must all bow down to our satanic overlord who has graciously given us the power to strategically deafen everyone in a 50 foot range

    • @KitKats27
      @KitKats27 Год назад +1

      Do you play clarinet too?❤

    • @someone-cool-yt
      @someone-cool-yt Год назад +1

      Tf2 sniper weapons

  • @palmethians8051
    @palmethians8051 3 года назад +9244

    Doom is actually very Christian you walk around killing demons and saving humanity... doombro is just like Jesus but with a shotgun

    • @Ava.325
      @Ava.325 3 года назад +157

      Omg

    • @emmabingham8545
      @emmabingham8545 3 года назад +508

      He's more like God but he's had enough of Satan and went to 2120 america to get guns

    • @lutin_mi06
      @lutin_mi06 3 года назад +218

      Jesus america edition

    • @yamigekusu
      @yamigekusu 3 года назад +62

      One of the original developers was a Mormon 2ith that very stance

    • @ponyperson7513
      @ponyperson7513 3 года назад +93

      all hail shotgun jesus

  • @americankid7782
    @americankid7782 3 года назад +843

    The “I’m only allowed to make fun of white people” from Mr Beast is relatable.

    • @corinthiansdaniels3728
      @corinthiansdaniels3728 3 года назад +26

      And very sad that how the world is going

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 года назад +47

      I'm not racist, I make fun of all people.

    • @thediamondpro5050
      @thediamondpro5050 3 года назад +5

      i am brown, (kinda) so i can make jokes about everyone

    • @nateg8914
      @nateg8914 3 года назад +1

      OH MY GOD LOL

    • @hewhoisdark
      @hewhoisdark 3 года назад +29

      I’m not racist I don’t only hate one race. Well actually I guess I technically do. The human one

  • @shadowterror8617
    @shadowterror8617 3 года назад +75

    "Between the 11th and the 19th centuries, certain Japanese monks practiced a form of meditation called something I can't pronounce"
    Yes, that's what it's called and I'm sticking with it. Thank you :D

  • @showedkiller4561
    @showedkiller4561 3 года назад +1127

    "Doom is the most Christian game"
    *LOADS SUPER SHOTGUN WITH HOLY INTENT*

    • @debmorris9012
      @debmorris9012 3 года назад +10

      Very, very nice. But to me, it doesn't have the nice ring as *LOADS SUPER SHOTGUN WITH HOLY INTENT* . Note that this is my opinion and I respect yours.

    • @Bob-dr3sv
      @Bob-dr3sv 3 года назад +3

      A Karen is the same

    • @oneman2768
      @oneman2768 3 года назад +5

      *loads super shotgun with holy water*

    • @PleznTInfinite
      @PleznTInfinite 3 года назад +2

      **LOADS SUPER SHOTGUN WITH JESUS' PEE AND ENTRIALS**

    • @showedkiller4561
      @showedkiller4561 3 года назад +6

      @@PleznTInfinite hol' up

  • @goose5200
    @goose5200 3 года назад +1215

    Saying “We didn’t even do much.” is basically saying, “It’s okay, because I didn’t get pregnant!”

    • @rimworld64
      @rimworld64 3 года назад +49

      But like...... i mean........ its just.......... ahhhh fuck it

    • @pitaman11
      @pitaman11 3 года назад +14

      @@rimworld64 oh no

    • @jackshilling4297
      @jackshilling4297 3 года назад +11

      she didnt notice yet

    • @lxlwhitewolflxl2966
      @lxlwhitewolflxl2966 3 года назад +16

      Goose *Nooooo, it means “It’s okay I only rode him once!”*

    • @prehistoriccreator9600
      @prehistoriccreator9600 3 года назад +3

      the conversation couldn't feel more fake

  • @TheSerotoninMuncher
    @TheSerotoninMuncher Год назад +19

    "is the woman included?"
    "Yass 💅💅"

  • @Nigg.....
    @Nigg..... 3 года назад +31

    Robin: yeah I know.
    Me: How does he know the children in my basement?

  • @hotdogg86
    @hotdogg86 3 года назад +502

    "Yeah, i haven't seen your parents in a while"
    *holy music stops*

    • @Theaveragedragonkin
      @Theaveragedragonkin 3 года назад +9

      The holy music always stops when you have a pfp of chihiro fujisaki with a gun...

    • @noodleboy7662
      @noodleboy7662 3 года назад +6

      @@Theaveragedragonkin Facts.

    • @4RC4D3K1D
      @4RC4D3K1D 3 года назад +5

      Who gave Fujisaki a gun

    • @Theaveragedragonkin
      @Theaveragedragonkin 3 года назад +6

      @@4RC4D3K1D most likely mondo teaching chihiro how to hunt whilst ishimaru goes to buy food.

    • @4RC4D3K1D
      @4RC4D3K1D 3 года назад +4

      danganronpafan1041 p makes sense

  • @supercoolkid114
    @supercoolkid114 3 года назад +3719

    When squidward doesn’t get his paycheck

    • @esplooze
      @esplooze 3 года назад +104

      **pull out tactical clarinet**
      For the last time mr. Krab, give me my well deserved paycheck

    • @supercoolkid114
      @supercoolkid114 3 года назад +39

      @Mark King its a clarinet you forbidden donkey

    • @Purpletisc
      @Purpletisc 3 года назад +28

      Flute, clarinet, oboe, bassoon, they’re all woodwinds

    • @Swedishsteamtrain
      @Swedishsteamtrain 3 года назад +14

      He never gets a paycheck

    • @californiaball2599
      @californiaball2599 3 года назад +9

      I’m pretty sure that Squidward wants to do it and he is just looking for a better job.

  • @Therapist_Demoman
    @Therapist_Demoman 3 месяца назад +7

    5:16 oh how it aged like fine wine

  • @aventurasdemais8261
    @aventurasdemais8261 2 года назад +107

    "Games for 6 years or under? no pokemon allowed!"
    As a 12 year old pokemon fan, I fell offended. Pokemon is for all ages, and everyone should know that.

    • @_Fizel_
      @_Fizel_ 2 года назад +10

      As a mid twenties Pokémon fan, that person can so buzz off.

    • @aventurasdemais8261
      @aventurasdemais8261 2 года назад +2

      @@PlebeianPatriot true.

    • @Shiverwar
      @Shiverwar 2 года назад +9

      @@PlebeianPatriot BuT pOkEmOn PrOmOtEs AnImAl AbUsE!!!!1!1!!
      Seriously, let the kids play Pokemon. It's such a wonderful series.

    • @hNotDark
      @hNotDark 2 года назад +2

      as a person that looks into creepy stuff in games, i cant agree.

    • @Multigamer8000
      @Multigamer8000 2 года назад +10

      uh I thought it was more of a “my kid already plays pokemon so do you guys know any other games he can play?” thingy

  • @DinoLoverGaming
    @DinoLoverGaming Год назад +107

    3:10 "I mean, let's be real here, he's dead, just throw him off"
    *Spirit Airlines has entered the chat*

  • @zer0rebel4
    @zer0rebel4 3 года назад +464

    Literally, doom is christian cause.... killing demons

    • @DarkestDungeonFan
      @DarkestDungeonFan 3 года назад +6

      Exactly what I thought

    • @natsueyama
      @natsueyama 3 года назад +6

      I didn't know killing your mother was christian-like

    • @waewae
      @waewae 3 года назад +4

      That was the joke.

    • @Idk-mp6fn
      @Idk-mp6fn 3 года назад +10

      @@natsueyama it all good, just dig her up. The bible doesnt say anything about grave robbing

    • @dangaming2549
      @dangaming2549 3 года назад +3

      Natsue Funayama someone put this on reddit lol

  • @scalehd3793
    @scalehd3793 3 года назад +504

    "He is powering up to stage 4"
    Emkay: Aww
    Stage 4 cancer....

  • @ally_reckless2472
    @ally_reckless2472 3 года назад +17

    When Robin puts him self down, I just want to punch him in the face with kindness!! You are amazing Robin! You need to stop putting yourself down!

  • @user-fb2ke9ub9t
    @user-fb2ke9ub9t 10 месяцев назад +4

    05:38 the fact that he specifically had to say that he wanted a frog NOT for sexual reasons

  • @marilyncranston7855
    @marilyncranston7855 3 года назад +1045

    Just imagine Squidward going:
    "get noscoped squilliam lol ez"

    • @circleubuntu
      @circleubuntu 3 года назад +10

      Haha

    • @Dat_man
      @Dat_man 3 года назад +16

      "Squieard NOOOOOOO" *dies*

    • @mufl598
      @mufl598 3 года назад +16

      "Literal dog water lol"

    • @nekamire918
      @nekamire918 3 года назад +7

      And it's handsome squid ward and he does that squid ward laugh after

    • @goobertron9132
      @goobertron9132 3 года назад +8

      "smh squidward im turning on my hax noob ez dog water"

  • @sour_peach_tea7202
    @sour_peach_tea7202 3 года назад +1781

    “I’m your host robin, and I’m sobbin”

  • @erissfootworshipper3004
    @erissfootworshipper3004 3 года назад +64

    How can I deal with bullies?
    Google: Tell an adult.
    Bing: I would like to introduce you to my friend the Doomslayer.

    • @RowanGuthrie
      @RowanGuthrie 8 месяцев назад +1

      6:18 is too reliable for me
      Yes I know. I'm gay. And a furry. And a CHANGED fan.

  • @ead5070
    @ead5070 3 года назад +25

    4:29 minecraft: “YOU CAN USE AXOLOTLES AS FUEL”

    • @unitds27-delta
      @unitds27-delta 3 года назад

      NO. NO. WE DON'T SPEAK OF THIS FACT.

    • @martinodelazzari6373
      @martinodelazzari6373 3 года назад

      😭😭😭😭

    • @Jjjjjjjames
      @Jjjjjjjames 3 года назад +2

      Wait, why are people afraid of this? I thought everybody did it in real life.

    • @TamWam_
      @TamWam_ 3 года назад +1

      @@Jjjjjjjames hol' up-

    • @Minceraft69
      @Minceraft69 2 года назад +1

      @@Jjjjjjjames Ohhh, so _that's_ why axolotls are going extinct

  • @PracticalNeuron
    @PracticalNeuron 3 года назад +1056

    "I have 412 bones in my basement"
    "Yeah, I haven't seen your parents in a while"
    *oh, oh no*

    • @i_is_piano1941
      @i_is_piano1941 3 года назад +33

      i haven’t seen you are parents in a while

    • @josh-mu9um
      @josh-mu9um 3 года назад +3

      Try 1632

    • @CosmicWolfStar
      @CosmicWolfStar 3 года назад +4

      Have you seen my damned inner demon or inner angel? They last told me they came to this comment. . .

    • @Persholm1
      @Persholm1 3 года назад +3

      "I know the difference between *you're* and *your* ..."
      "Yeah, I haven't bothered to learn that"

    • @thedukkoflukk2908
      @thedukkoflukk2908 3 года назад +1

      @@i_is_piano1941 Yeah XD

  • @Wayhoo
    @Wayhoo 3 года назад +523

    I think "Bully" is the best for kids, teach em self defense!

    • @God_Will_Not_Be_Merciful
      @God_Will_Not_Be_Merciful 3 года назад +16

      And shooting skills

    • @villaindeku2757
      @villaindeku2757 3 года назад +12

      Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science

    • @TSYT2514
      @TSYT2514 3 года назад +1

      100th like

    • @SpoonZBoi
      @SpoonZBoi 3 года назад +3

      Remember
      No Russian

    • @random_potato1265
      @random_potato1265 3 года назад +2

      Ok I put toast sticks in the oven im gonna take a nap wake me up in 5 minutes to flip them

  • @julian0496
    @julian0496 2 года назад +24

    7:44
    As a German named Julian, this is an awkward situation

  • @N0411REGIS
    @N0411REGIS 3 года назад +13

    "Doom the most christian game"
    Jesus looking with interest in his face

  • @walterhauke1984
    @walterhauke1984 3 года назад +870

    Video title: *"He will clarinet you"*
    Me an intellectual: He will Clarisnipe you.

    • @bkn51300
      @bkn51300 3 года назад +53

      Who knows, he might even *Claristab* you to *clari* fy that he need his paycheck.
      Edit:
      Roses Are red,
      I once ate glue.
      Hey i got another like!
      But why is it blue?

    • @MrWolf-wt1xb
      @MrWolf-wt1xb 3 года назад +5

      This is 2020 for you

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 года назад +8

      Clarisnipin's a good job, mate.

    • @MrWolf-wt1xb
      @MrWolf-wt1xb 3 года назад +6

      Squidward:OH YEA A TRIPLE KILL OH YEA

    • @constantinetasoulis2644
      @constantinetasoulis2644 3 года назад +5

      Nah he’s gonna claringet you

  • @HauntedAnimations
    @HauntedAnimations 3 года назад +108

    “Give me the money Krabs, you don’t want to piss me off”

    • @jameshead833
      @jameshead833 3 года назад +3

      Mr krabs draws bfg 1000
      It's treason then

    • @CattoMania_
      @CattoMania_ 3 года назад

      Remove the off and don't part and put me as squidward

    • @dohmama5251
      @dohmama5251 3 года назад

      @@CattoMania_ ???

  • @owenburns730
    @owenburns730 2 года назад +5

    13:57
    The class clown: isnt making any jokes
    The crippled kid: walks out of class

  • @anime_milkers
    @anime_milkers 2 года назад +6

    I stopped making Hitler jokes after I learned my family were prisoners, there was 40 escapes 5 made it to the boats I lost 35 uncles and aunts.

    • @airacummins5076
      @airacummins5076 20 дней назад

      You had a very big family

    • @anime_milkers
      @anime_milkers 20 дней назад +1

      @@airacummins5076 It sound real crazy but I also counted close family friends and included marriage. And yes I have a very big family. I have some relatives in Florida. I think I have 1 or 2 uncles or aunts with a family in Germany. Those are the only ones I know about but I have an unknown number of aunt and uncle's living in Quebec.

    • @airacummins5076
      @airacummins5076 20 дней назад

      @anime_milkers well, I have no clue which of the people my parents used to invite over are their cousins or just friends so counting family friends makes since, although at least personally I only barley know most of my cousins so keeping track of 40 relatives seems hard to me

    • @anime_milkers
      @anime_milkers 20 дней назад

      @@airacummins5076 Not really keeping track as just knowing about them existing. I know they exist and I only remember where they live because I recently found out about them (except for the ones in Quebec, I knew about them since I was a child).

  • @readytohelp06stapleton32
    @readytohelp06stapleton32 3 года назад +1673

    *doom is a very Christian game* needs to be on r/technically the truth

    • @iaminsideyourwall5243
      @iaminsideyourwall5243 3 года назад +18

      we kill demons yes yes

    • @circa134
      @circa134 3 года назад +3

      Explian I don’t play doom

    • @henny7734
      @henny7734 3 года назад +14

      @@circa134 to sum it up, you kill demons

    • @mohamedelkhalfioui1759
      @mohamedelkhalfioui1759 3 года назад +8

      You need to kill demons to save heaven

    • @Itsbully06
      @Itsbully06 3 года назад +5

      @Nathaniel Mischell thats why we all hate bullies

  • @Whathefox.
    @Whathefox. 3 года назад +509

    Other Christian Games
    - The Bindings of Isacc
    - Diablo
    - Devil May Cry
    - Castlevania
    - Most Legend of Zelda games
    Don't worry, we've got you covered

    • @lishark843
      @lishark843 3 года назад +11

      Why zelda tho?

    • @thegreatsham
      @thegreatsham 3 года назад +6

      I DONT GOT NO X BOX PLAY STATION GAME CUBE OR ANYTHING

    • @Smthn_Wicked
      @Smthn_Wicked 3 года назад +3

      Doo m

    • @driftteamleader3470
      @driftteamleader3470 3 года назад +7

      Oh yea baby, Devil May Cry

    • @ruben0222
      @ruben0222 3 года назад +15

      @@lishark843 because you take down a demon king

  • @purple_fella
    @purple_fella 3 года назад +8

    13:28 Florida woman arrested for slapping bf in the face with taco
    Me: Beep bop boi

    • @EllpaFox47
      @EllpaFox47 Месяц назад +1

      “WHO JUST ASSAULTED ME WITH A CHALUPA”

  • @tommy6therockstarhogan244
    @tommy6therockstarhogan244 2 года назад +8

    1:37
    *WHY MY NAME SPECIFICALLY???*

  • @thatoneguydjdoodles
    @thatoneguydjdoodles 3 года назад +5494

    Doom Eternal especially, it’ll teach them how to deal with bullies!
    Edit: alright, why does this have so many likes? How many of you brought a nerf gun to school?

    • @optic5682
      @optic5682 3 года назад +291

      Can confirm. Worked like a charm

    • @balomamedeki2044
      @balomamedeki2044 3 года назад +86

      @@optic5682 o_O

    • @pros_0143
      @pros_0143 3 года назад +108

      G L O R Y K I L L .

    • @KhoiVball
      @KhoiVball 3 года назад +30

      Should have been Cyberpunk

    • @theultimateshadowgunmercen751
      @theultimateshadowgunmercen751 3 года назад +66

      @@maddninjatherapy8460 every second the quiet kid is in school he gains more guns

  • @Brandon-yn9uw
    @Brandon-yn9uw 3 года назад +622

    Okay let's be honest Doom you're literally going to hell and killing demons how is that bad, this is what they should be giving to Christian teenagers to play in their off time

    • @jayceyanimatesstuff
      @jayceyanimatesstuff 3 года назад +5

      Peter you ate my fucking pumpkin wtf dude

    • @user-yc8jr8qh9l
      @user-yc8jr8qh9l 3 года назад +5

      Yesnt

    • @jfp0763
      @jfp0763 3 года назад +6

      Well I play Kirby so isn't that far of

    • @HanzTheODST
      @HanzTheODST 3 года назад +5

      yeah, i've played it, you even get the icon of all sins

    • @snotrocket6497
      @snotrocket6497 3 года назад +4

      by the galactic senate and the Jedi council your under arrest chancellor

  • @PiwyLC
    @PiwyLC 3 года назад +11

    7:18 this makes me laugh for 2 hours

  • @pedromeiramendesyoutuberpe7203
    @pedromeiramendesyoutuberpe7203 Год назад +6

    12:50 "hey spongebob wanna hear my clarinet solo"

  • @justthatnoodle
    @justthatnoodle 3 года назад +240

    robin: things have been too positive
    *2020 has entered the chat*
    2020: are you sure about that?

    • @astralizedcomet3510
      @astralizedcomet3510 3 года назад +4

      I mean a lot of people in China are positive....

    • @pengpura
      @pengpura 3 года назад +1

      AstralizedComet WHY

    • @astralizedcomet3510
      @astralizedcomet3510 3 года назад +1

      @@pengpura Because its technically the truth

    • @jaguar_8344
      @jaguar_8344 3 года назад +1

      AstralizedComet actually China has zero cases. Even undercover journalists are reporting it, it’s not just the government lying again. Since everyone got sick, the wave has already gone past them. And now it’s moved on to America...

    • @alrightanimations2207
      @alrightanimations2207 3 года назад +2

      I mean technically 2020 has been a very positive year

  • @emeraldemmitt7637
    @emeraldemmitt7637 3 года назад +203

    "do you have a license for that trombone?"
    "You'll never take me alive!"
    *Doot*

    • @NotAHologram
      @NotAHologram 3 года назад +2

      Dudududududududu

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 года назад +1

      "Hey kid, you can't skate here!"

    • @emeraldemmitt7637
      @emeraldemmitt7637 3 года назад +1

      @@SniperOnSunday you can't tell me what to do
      *Boom*
      How it should've gone
      Officer: "Hey kid you can't skate here"
      Kid: "you can't tell me what to do"
      mine turtle:"hello!
      *Boom*

    • @davidtorazzi7650
      @davidtorazzi7650 3 года назад +1

      "Got your nose!"
      "Watch out he's got a nose!"
      *several shots fired*

    • @emeraldemmitt7637
      @emeraldemmitt7637 3 года назад

      @@davidtorazzi7650 what's a nose?

  • @Kill3r360
    @Kill3r360 3 года назад +1

    “Label this better please “ that shit killed me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @theduke7539
    @theduke7539 Год назад +4

    honestly the rubber kickball thing is real. I can still hear and smell that ball hitting me in the face. Look, if you give someone juuuuuuust the right amount of trauma, theyll grow up resilient without turning into a serial killer.

  • @SyntaX7777
    @SyntaX7777 3 года назад +436

    Other games: neat, structured tutorial that lets you get familiar with the movements and controls
    Doom: here’s a gun. Shoot everything that moves.

    • @masonjones7777
      @masonjones7777 3 года назад +29

      to be fair, I don't hold anything against a tutorial that has the respect to assume I know how to push a joystick in the direction I want to move.

    • @SyntaX7777
      @SyntaX7777 3 года назад +5

      @@masonjones7777 lol ikr

    • @juanitoman
      @juanitoman 3 года назад +8

      yeh i learned tht irl, doom is such a good game

    • @juniormakanjuola9226
      @juniormakanjuola9226 3 года назад +11

      Doom guy: literally just wakes up
      Also doom guy five minutes later: I have currently killed 5,486,190,235,536,132 demons, I’m gonna have to do better next time

    • @SyntaX7777
      @SyntaX7777 3 года назад +1

      @@juniormakanjuola9226 lol

  • @mrmechpunch4653
    @mrmechpunch4653 3 года назад +176

    Doom: *exists*
    Popes all around the world: "The lord will allow this."

    • @wills_corner
      @wills_corner 3 года назад +1

      He allows it because thats what Jesus actually did

    • @Anders-ps5wj
      @Anders-ps5wj 3 года назад +6

      Ah yes...
      the other popes

    • @wills_corner
      @wills_corner 3 года назад +2

      What other popes?

  • @mkcult4194
    @mkcult4194 2 года назад +2

    10:25 WAS NOT EXPECTING TADANO TO BE HERE LOL

  • @alfa_guy09
    @alfa_guy09 2 года назад +1

    3:23 I have an Alexa and when he said that I was like “SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT ALEXA CANCEL”. Gave me a heart attack.

  • @Gues21ng
    @Gues21ng 3 года назад +228

    Fun fact: you can get rickrolled by lays chips ads now

  • @dunmaglass6016
    @dunmaglass6016 3 года назад +1556

    Aight here's a dumb intro for ya
    "I'm Robin, and this is my side gig here in Gotham"
    Edit: My first comment to hit 800+ likes is a joke about Robin having having a podcast side gig when he is not fighting crime in Gotham. I thank y'all, but WHAT IN THE HECK ARE YALL ON?!

    • @supercoolkid114
      @supercoolkid114 3 года назад +33

      if he doesn’t say this I’ll be majorly disappointed

    • @anuragneelam8527
      @anuragneelam8527 3 года назад +21

      wait a minute... Gotham? And Batman... bat.... bird... robins a bird. OH mAH GOD HES A BIRD. heS BAtMAN

    • @jdwmyt
      @jdwmyt 3 года назад +21

      Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
      A: Cause they arrrrr.

    • @McChanTheCuteSheepie
      @McChanTheCuteSheepie 3 года назад +2

      They said it couldn’t be done

    • @vgybhunjimko4322
      @vgybhunjimko4322 3 года назад +3

      That’s stupid and it’s perfect.

  • @That80sGuy1972
    @That80sGuy1972 2 года назад +5

    In the 80s, as a child in Music class, I combined a clarinet with some strange-named flute and held it like a gun... messing around with my friends like boys do. A teacher looking in the classroom at a glance screamed and ran. My music teacher took the instruments and said they were for the lesson, they were not toys. That ended up being a parent-teacher-principal conference... and that was many years before Columbine, school shootings were very rare because they made no kids famous yet. I can only imagine if kids played around like that now given how The Panic Brigade took over our entire culture.

  • @raptor64496
    @raptor64496 Год назад +15

    This got me dead laughing I nearly passed out from laughter 10:28

  • @intalcu5610
    @intalcu5610 3 года назад +47

    4:44 There’s a reason they’re called “Army”.

    • @angelofdarkness4565
      @angelofdarkness4565 3 года назад +2

      We're not an actual army

    • @angelofdarkness4565
      @angelofdarkness4565 3 года назад +5

      @『슈가소프트 문』 I was trying to cover up our true plans

    • @alyssabaines7911
      @alyssabaines7911 3 года назад +4

      "And we've learned how to weaponise that fanbase" - Robin
      us ARMY can use our powers for good too (although we could do better.)

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 11 месяцев назад

      💀

  • @mythmage8231
    @mythmage8231 3 года назад +165

    "People who sleep nude, what is your 3AM defense strategy"
    That IS my defense strategy

    • @murpheria4562
      @murpheria4562 3 года назад +4

      My defense strategy without sleeping nude is my headphone wire, I can hang myself with it so I don't have to meet new people

    • @nonononameihavenoname5475
      @nonononameihavenoname5475 3 года назад +2

      Murpheria No!

    • @dull_entertainer2857
      @dull_entertainer2857 3 года назад +2

      Oh god

    • @CosmicWolfStar
      @CosmicWolfStar 3 года назад +3

      My strat is to open the hell gate and release Cerberus from hell and let it eat you
      Pov: robber being amazed at seeing a gate to hell ignoring the giant 3 headed dog/wolf thing coming out of it XD

    • @DetectiveGhost
      @DetectiveGhost 3 года назад +2

      All fun and games till a spider crawl on u

  • @lazypotatoes8895
    @lazypotatoes8895 3 года назад +7

    3:21 that really turned on my Alexa

  • @gunslinger5563
    @gunslinger5563 3 года назад

    I've never seen a better thumbnail... I'm dieing 😆🤣

  • @felixnewtsocorro
    @felixnewtsocorro 3 года назад +35

    I love how even when you use the little divider thing at check out, half the time the overworked cashiers are so out of it they'll just reach right past it and try to keep scanning

  • @notdan9839
    @notdan9839 3 года назад +52

    “Krabs where my money”
    “I-its here i swear!”
    *realizes its not there*
    “OH NO”

    • @katawaya8101
      @katawaya8101 3 года назад +1

      Nah, Krabs would clap Squidward

  • @happygoer662
    @happygoer662 2 года назад

    im only at the start and im all ready laughing

  • @richardgravesiv7800
    @richardgravesiv7800 2 года назад +1

    The Maurice in WW2 was Maurice Gamelin who was a general in the Vichy French infantry. Learning moment lol.

  • @27PKPK27
    @27PKPK27 3 года назад +95

    Doomguy goes around slaughtering demons because he is actually Christian

  • @_Maelgon_
    @_Maelgon_ 3 года назад +208

    “I am what I eat.”
    *Ah, yes. The floor here is made out of floor.*

    • @villaindeku2757
      @villaindeku2757 3 года назад +2

      So I can be anyone?

    • @scp-0.9.6-b6
      @scp-0.9.6-b6 3 года назад +3

      If the phrase “you are what you eat” is true, cannibals are the only humans

    • @berlin_actual
      @berlin_actual 3 года назад +1

      So I’m my tears?

    • @scp-0.9.6-b6
      @scp-0.9.6-b6 3 года назад +1

      :|

    • @ghaniKSW2
      @ghaniKSW2 3 года назад +1

      Guess ill *be ramen*

  • @ryokuiin2332
    @ryokuiin2332 2 года назад

    The LOL LUNCH TIME got me xD

  • @grilledcheese6031
    @grilledcheese6031 2 года назад +4

    11:53 had me dying of lauphter🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 3 года назад +49

    "Oopsies! That wasn't my clarinet"
    - Squidward Tentacles

    • @kristindewitt5594
      @kristindewitt5594 3 года назад

      Tortellini*

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 3 года назад +1

      Ah, a Piemations fan. I see you are a man of culture, too.

    • @Datoneguy_9343
      @Datoneguy_9343 3 года назад +1

      PIEMATIONNS YEAAAAA

    • @natsueyama
      @natsueyama 3 года назад

      Then Squidward proceeds to penetrate with his Tentacles

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 3 года назад

      @@Datoneguy_9343 *SPLAT*

  • @bittyjupiter3607
    @bittyjupiter3607 3 года назад +98

    I just embarrassed myself in school and I needed this. Thank you Robin & Emkay

    • @Tankerbrain
      @Tankerbrain 3 года назад +7

      What did you do

    • @EchoRose1578
      @EchoRose1578 3 года назад +4

      Pissed yourself? The first time you raised your hand you answered wrong? What happened?

    • @bittyjupiter3607
      @bittyjupiter3607 3 года назад +8

      @@EchoRose1578 no, i asked the teacher a question then zoned out. Got embarrassed and closed my chromebook for a minute.

    • @cabinetman7124
      @cabinetman7124 3 года назад +6

      @@bittyjupiter3607 dude, take it from someone with anxiety - we’ve all been there

    • @EchoRose1578
      @EchoRose1578 3 года назад +1

      @@bittyjupiter3607 lol

  • @rydertherandomdude
    @rydertherandomdude Год назад

    “Hey SpongeBob, wanna hear my new clarinet solo?”

  • @loki4807
    @loki4807 2 года назад +3

    3:07 Satan: I just wanna say I'm a big fan

  • @paulcurran302
    @paulcurran302 3 года назад +409

    Last time I was this early r/cursedcomments didn't have incest jokes
    Edit: 420 likes
    _Nice_

    • @AnilKumar-rm6mv
      @AnilKumar-rm6mv 3 года назад +4

      Ya me too on the vid uploaded 5 hours ago 55sec

    • @jdwmyt
      @jdwmyt 3 года назад +31

      Q: What is the tallest building in the world?
      A: The library! It has the most stories!

    • @ebros5758
      @ebros5758 3 года назад +6

      So never

    • @oldbrandnamehere
      @oldbrandnamehere 3 года назад +4

      @@jdwmyt BAHAHHAHAHAH PLS 😭✋

    • @combinecougar8757
      @combinecougar8757 3 года назад +1

      If They're Not Related Even if They're Dead You Can Fuckem - Creepy Clown

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 года назад +87

    *Come on Barbie, let's go party*
    oh yes, what a defense strategy

    • @AnilKumar-rm6mv
      @AnilKumar-rm6mv 3 года назад

      Ya kim blow up like nuke brrrrraaaa

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 года назад

      Oh hello, why are you everywhere?

    • @villaindeku2757
      @villaindeku2757 3 года назад

      The kids in my basement tried this.....but it didn't work :)

  • @MaxYvonne-eu4qt
    @MaxYvonne-eu4qt 24 дня назад

    I love these videos because I’ll randomly see pfp of a fandom I’m in and be all surprised and isk why

  • @Jimbojanbo
    @Jimbojanbo 3 года назад +6

    9:44 well Judas did it for 2 coins so I’d say that’s a pretty big mark up

    • @tomashernandez3076
      @tomashernandez3076 9 месяцев назад

      It was 30 pieces of Silver, so yeah 6k is a big mark up still

  • @thisbrokemf6333
    @thisbrokemf6333 3 года назад +92

    He got a point
    Doom kills demon so he might be christian

    • @Persholm1
      @Persholm1 3 года назад

      Are they demons or are they angels?

    • @hogsrider8319
      @hogsrider8319 3 года назад +2

      @@Persholm1 he killed both. then god, summoned satan and murdered him too

    • @melywijaya214
      @melywijaya214 2 года назад

      The final weapon is litteraly just a cross

    • @venezuelanomori15
      @venezuelanomori15 2 года назад +1

      @@hogsrider8319 actually, he killed most of hell, killed the icon of sin which is basically the devil, then the Khan makyr which is an angel. Or God. Idk. So he rip and teared his way through all of hell, including the devil, and .1% of heaven.
      Just a friendly correction, don't flame me, this was with good intent.

    • @hogsrider8319
      @hogsrider8319 2 года назад +1

      @@venezuelanomori15 wasnt there anither fight against the actual Devil and its like an evil version of the Doom Slayer?

  • @thequietheatrekid18
    @thequietheatrekid18 3 года назад +141

    Omg im not kidding but im in band class and my instrument is a clarinet and i was playing a scale when i saw this no joke

    • @Cheezyman3
      @Cheezyman3 3 года назад +3

      noiceee

    • @leymons1236
      @leymons1236 3 года назад +3

      Exactly. Me and my friend always do that to eachother

    • @deleted-tc2oy
      @deleted-tc2oy 3 года назад +2

      Wow your in band too

    • @aidangamez6631
      @aidangamez6631 3 года назад +4

      Yo I'm in band too
      Finally I'm not the only clarinet player

    • @thequietheatrekid18
      @thequietheatrekid18 3 года назад

      @@aidangamez6631 Lol I hate it and quitting next year but haha lol

  • @user-et6if1tk7u
    @user-et6if1tk7u 9 месяцев назад

    the emoji on windows make the title 10x funnier 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @flopflop396
    @flopflop396 Год назад +4

    that face tho 2:35

  • @tymt10
    @tymt10 3 года назад +23

    0:10 “loads shotgun with religious intentions”

  • @ezrivogel
    @ezrivogel 3 года назад +75

    Yo I've been watching this channel for a while and it never gets old

  • @acid6810
    @acid6810 3 года назад +39

    Honestly, you're kinda killing demonic like creatures. So... Doom is a Christian game, I guess.

    • @arcqx9676
      @arcqx9676 3 года назад +1

      But isnt doomguy also a demon- Wait dont woosh me

    • @acid6810
      @acid6810 3 года назад

      @@arcqx9676 I won't
      r/woosh

    • @ActualTrash8
      @ActualTrash8 2 года назад

      @@acid6810cheese
      r/woooosh with 4 o’s

    • @tellfaia
      @tellfaia 2 года назад +2

      @@ActualTrash8 hello
      Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down

    • @ActualTrash8
      @ActualTrash8 2 года назад +1

      @@tellfaia you fool I got the notification and I only saw “never gonna give” and I knew it’s Rick roll. Nice try

  • @jjchihak8151
    @jjchihak8151 Год назад

    I put the laughter in manslaughter

  • @_winged_deer_demon_1737
    @_winged_deer_demon_1737 3 года назад +57

    Robin : " Lets get in there"
    Me in my bed cuddling with my cat: " hehe thats what she said"

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 года назад +47

    Great job art school, you created a crazy dictator. On top of his father who punished him severely

    • @ULTIMATE_SJ5
      @ULTIMATE_SJ5 3 года назад +2

      but at this point he was an old man, then he died

  • @adrebrown
    @adrebrown Год назад +7

    2:40 some random chanel: RESPECT✋

  • @aquavision5836
    @aquavision5836 2 года назад

    I appreciate it’s not age restricted and made for kids.

  • @Flam1ngMagma
    @Flam1ngMagma 3 года назад +174

    “I mean he’s not wrong, just throw him off”
    “What’s he gonna do, complain about it”
    The dead guy might not complain, but the person that got hit by the falling body out of an airplane definitely will (2:55)
    Oh wait, they’d be dead to

    • @Dfl_jason
      @Dfl_jason 3 года назад +2

      And why would he complain bout the snack?

    • @Dan-379
      @Dan-379 3 года назад +1

      @@Dfl_jason That the snack was raw?

    • @Dan-379
      @Dan-379 3 года назад +1

      @Henry Stickmin How do you know?

    • @Dan-379
      @Dan-379 3 года назад +1

      @Henry Stickmin Photo or its fake.

  • @rubenhinze7695
    @rubenhinze7695 3 года назад +22

    1:18 As someone who is good at and loves art, this is the most relatable thing Ive ever seen.

  • @octave_key4
    @octave_key4 2 года назад +1

    Me "Imma try to sleep"
    Emkay's channel: 👁️👄👁️

  • @-Spartanoblivion1515
    @-Spartanoblivion1515 Год назад +1

    Oh no Squidward is gonna snipe us with his clarinet turned assassin grade sniper rifle.

  • @werwerwerqq2prankeo534
    @werwerwerqq2prankeo534 3 года назад +113

    The thumbnail: what will squidward do with a gun?
    Also r/Cursedcomments: he will clarinet you 🙂
    Me: what's with the 🙂 face?

    • @bencenagy5459
      @bencenagy5459 3 года назад +1

      Because this is the only blursed image on r/cursedcomments

    • @Fluxx_edits
      @Fluxx_edits 3 года назад +5

      Honestly don't know what that emoji means Is it pissed?,happy?,angry?,or jus gonna kill ya

    • @random_potato1265
      @random_potato1265 3 года назад +1

      THE CURSED EMOJIS
      10.🌚
      9.🙃
      8.🔪
      7.😶
      6.👥
      5.🤡
      4.🏩
      3.👁👄👁
      2.💊💉
      1.☻

    • @random_potato1265
      @random_potato1265 3 года назад +1

      @Sollux Captor ✔ ☻

    • @random_potato1265
      @random_potato1265 3 года назад +1

      @Sollux Captor ✔ are we starting a cult?☻

  • @SlumberCast666
    @SlumberCast666 3 года назад +40

    8:43 the brown dude named "Isokyrpä" is finnish and literally means "Bigdick""! glad to see some finnish culture here!!

  • @duracell7127
    @duracell7127 Год назад

    I got an ad situated at the worst time when you said something something I hold these boo- “TICKETS”

  • @XxWildCardCastlexX
    @XxWildCardCastlexX 2 года назад

    You set off my Alexa with the 3am one. I was like OH SHIT.

  • @schweinewalzer
    @schweinewalzer 3 года назад +22

    0:04 Technically speaking, it is a Christian game because you're killing demons. Less demons equals more room for God.

  • @sammycool4049
    @sammycool4049 3 года назад +11

    Emkay: 6:40 “do we have a story for you.”
    My brain: VEGGIE-TaAALS! VEGGIE-TaAALS! VEGGIE-TaAALS! Veg-e-tails!

  • @legofuntimezstopmotionstud5375
    @legofuntimezstopmotionstud5375 2 года назад +1

    Man. Imagine being one of the passenger of the titanic and hearing moans that will be fun or go suicidal or whatever

  • @rickhodge6482
    @rickhodge6482 Год назад +1

    I can easily get a frog by just going outside for 5 minutes and looking around

  • @bleumoon1489
    @bleumoon1489 3 года назад +8

    Robin: "Things have been too positive"
    also things: [2020]

  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 3 года назад +32

    "When the g falls of the grape juice"
    Grapist: I like this juice

    • @Tucurb
      @Tucurb 3 года назад +2

      When the g falls off the Grapist

    • @oneinthechamber9376
      @oneinthechamber9376 3 года назад +2

      Go watch "The whitest kids you know , grapeist" im going to GRAPE your mouth

  • @dinalynn7
    @dinalynn7 3 года назад

    When it said Alexa intruder alarm it started blaring sirens IVE NEVER BEEN MORE SCARED IN MY LIFE

  • @sovietunion717
    @sovietunion717 3 года назад

    Squidward prepares to comit a hate crime