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  • @spartanvulpix8460
    @spartanvulpix8460 3 года назад +5312

    “Remember kids, Kneecaps are a Privilege, not a right.”

    • @Ramtamtama
      @Ramtamtama 3 года назад +55

      technically the truth

    • @Sam-kc6wm
      @Sam-kc6wm 3 года назад +82

      Welp u heard the man start handing over ur kneecaps

    • @whentheburger
      @whentheburger 3 года назад +41

      @Geateya Dhotre not if I eat them first

    • @whentheburger
      @whentheburger 3 года назад +17

      @Geateya Dhotre oh no

    • @homelessman3762
      @homelessman3762 3 года назад +6

      i’m the 100th like, i think

  • @AndGoatz04
    @AndGoatz04 3 года назад +532

    11:45
    _"I'M GONNA PISS ON _*_THE M O O N !"_*
    - Eggman, in his announcement

    • @heinrichkrull2523
      @heinrichkrull2523 3 года назад +10

      Shadow the Hedgehog is a BismuthTechnetiumHydrogen ArsenicSulphur mother FluorineUraniumCarbonPotassiumElectronRadius.

    • @lydiajulianprower8356
      @lydiajulianprower8356 3 года назад +1

      11:42 And that guy will be Sokka. (Never watched ATLA, but this is one of the few things I know)

    • @TheUltima_Werewolf
      @TheUltima_Werewolf 3 года назад

      IM PISSING ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

    • @unnameddude9325
      @unnameddude9325 3 года назад

      r/cursedcomments

    • @isuccnewton2654
      @isuccnewton2654 3 года назад +3

      THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!!
      *moon approaches earth*
      "how convenient"

  • @bloomingdemise
    @bloomingdemise 3 года назад +1765

    I love how he says "I/We'll be seeing ya", although he's never even once seen the majority of us and most likely never will :D

    • @mombanger2835
      @mombanger2835 3 года назад +23

      Hopefully not

    • @reveredokay
      @reveredokay 3 года назад +11

      No shit Sherlock

    • @dante3546
      @dante3546 3 года назад +38

      well *You* think they cant see us but what if *they Can*

    • @soap2348
      @soap2348 3 года назад +11

      @@reveredokay why so salty bruh😂

    • @bloomingdemise
      @bloomingdemise 3 года назад +8

      @@dante3546 *_Oh God_*

  • @Vikeii
    @Vikeii 3 года назад +382

    Denki Kaminari doesn't only have the talent to lose braincells, he also has the talent to make you lose braincells.

  • @horses-ass
    @horses-ass 3 года назад +5199

    *hits blunt*
    since jesus can walk on water
    when it gets misty can jesus fly

  • @AntiPlastic
    @AntiPlastic 3 года назад +871

    Me: feeds raw steak to cows
    Minecraft: **jazz music intensifies**

    • @jotarokujo8990
      @jotarokujo8990 3 года назад +6

      feed it ur ding-dong!

    • @guts1913
      @guts1913 3 года назад +7

      @@jotarokujo8990 no feed that to the pigs

    • @Dementia_Springtrap
      @Dementia_Springtrap 3 года назад +16

      I Had To Do A Double Take When I Saw *”Raw Steak”*

    • @mikaaa_fr
      @mikaaa_fr 3 года назад +1

      𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗱𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁

    • @VampireFlutist
      @VampireFlutist 3 года назад

      Minecraft?

  • @qroxy
    @qroxy 3 года назад +539

    "human tastes more like pork"
    no wonder pork tasted familiar...

  • @dexterdogthelovey1052
    @dexterdogthelovey1052 3 года назад +154

    5:46
    Humans are around 72% water, so if I step on a baby I'm around 72% Jesus and 100% in jail.

    • @snowy_the_wolf
      @snowy_the_wolf 2 года назад +2

      Hmm

    • @greatwavefan397
      @greatwavefan397 2 года назад +4

      @@snowy_the_wolf no no he's got a point

    • @Puricifier
      @Puricifier 2 года назад +1

      @@greatwavefan397 so,Jesus was a prisoner?

    • @bobjoebo8933
      @bobjoebo8933 2 года назад +2

      @@Puricifier No he wouldn't go to jail he'd get the death penalty, than he'd be Just like jesus

    • @NickLogoAbk2913
      @NickLogoAbk2913 2 года назад +1

      Hol up

  • @youprehistoricsponge7350
    @youprehistoricsponge7350 3 года назад +3654

    As someone who lives near Minneapolis, that was funny
    New theory, ice is 99% water and 1% cold

    • @XORcircuit
      @XORcircuit 3 года назад +106

      Live in Minneapolis, can confirm

    • @jakefromspace4659
      @jakefromspace4659 3 года назад +18

      What's it like?

    • @cjsmalls04
      @cjsmalls04 3 года назад +18

      Jake R I live in MN but not Minneapolis but it’s kinda not bad until it’s night. But the rest of MN is good

    • @IDaPugDude
      @IDaPugDude 3 года назад +4

      Me sad you true

    • @plsdontshoot3614
      @plsdontshoot3614 3 года назад +2

      “Lives”

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 года назад +793

    Of course Florida Man would do that, why am I not surprised

    • @ryanvanonselen716
      @ryanvanonselen716 3 года назад +43

      Yo kim jong-un when is world war 3 going to start

    • @jupitertheplanetboy7328
      @jupitertheplanetboy7328 3 года назад +31

      @@ryanvanonselen716 yeah I want to know when I can commit arson legally

    • @ryanvanonselen716
      @ryanvanonselen716 3 года назад +16

      @@jupitertheplanetboy7328 Same bro that's why I asked

    • @rangerleaf1505
      @rangerleaf1505 3 года назад +9

      As your advisor Id advice not telling them the plan.
      But you knew that your Kim Jong-un
      Edit: why am I needed?

    • @idiot9933
      @idiot9933 3 года назад +8

      Then Kim jong un is gonna make South Korea kim jong noon

  • @dalecastorena7079
    @dalecastorena7079 3 года назад +45

    4:27
    "Your the Best Step-BOoOnga I could ever ask for"
    "Help me step booooonga I'm stuck in this weird looking rock"🤣🤣🤣

  • @gunsandroses896
    @gunsandroses896 3 года назад +46

    "My username spawns in my room with a body and mind"
    Great. So I'll either have a rock band spawn in my room, get shot with a bouquet of roses or Crescent Rose, or I get to be friends with Penny and Ruby.

    • @horses-ass
      @horses-ass 3 года назад

      And mine? Hahaha... well... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @bukitcengkeh1
      @bukitcengkeh1 2 года назад +2

      Me? I always wanted to meet a prince

    • @dewey-tu2bt
      @dewey-tu2bt 2 года назад +1

      The only enemy is me

    • @d4rksh4d0vv5
      @d4rksh4d0vv5 2 года назад +1

      D4RKSH4D0VV SHALL RAIN* SUPREME
      *Purposely incorrect

    • @thechargentarge1341
      @thechargentarge1341 2 года назад +1

      Wait…Does this technically mean I’ll be able to get a shield possessed by a 130 year old spirit? *k o o l*

  • @theabsolutelemonme
    @theabsolutelemonme 3 года назад +706

    Roses are red
    Apples are sometimes green
    For the last time officer,
    I thought she was eighteen

  • @kilo.byt3
    @kilo.byt3 3 года назад +917

    Me: Another deppresing day at school, time to go home and feel worse.
    EmKay: *Hippity hoppity, happiness is now your property*

    • @greenman784
      @greenman784 3 года назад +16

      *Pay your rent.*

    • @timmyda1st191
      @timmyda1st191 3 года назад +9

      You go to school...

    • @dollhousecrybaby73
      @dollhousecrybaby73 3 года назад +11

      @@timmyda1st191 i do too!!! three weeks in and there's already two covid cases! 😚✌

    • @acherryblossom9403
      @acherryblossom9403 3 года назад +6

      @@dollhousecrybaby73 I go full time school 7th grade to preschool and we have 6 cases it's a small school with a little amount of kids

    • @foshe
      @foshe 3 года назад +3

      Hippity hoppity, i just lost my poverty

  • @KraftDragon
    @KraftDragon 2 года назад +9

    12:12 you can't expect god to do all the work

  • @Tabby_is_cool
    @Tabby_is_cool 3 года назад +62

    5:32 *the fact this person is kaminari makes this 100% better*

  • @kixxenwalla167
    @kixxenwalla167 3 года назад +462

    Otis is trans. It's brought up in the movie as a joke that's really well played out as his father says how he remembers taking Otis' sister to watch the stars, Otis replies that he doesn't have a sister, and his father says, "Oh right! That was you!"

    • @ashjose7973
      @ashjose7973 3 года назад +25

      Crazy ain't it
      Since literally all cows are female

    • @kixxenwalla167
      @kixxenwalla167 3 года назад +8

      @@ashjose7973 Where in my comment does it say otherwise?

    • @bruh3457
      @bruh3457 3 года назад +13

      @@ashjose7973 it's a FICTIONAL cow, dude

    • @bruh3457
      @bruh3457 3 года назад +12

      @@Raya-ir4tm the cow is trans

    • @zorloxkarma
      @zorloxkarma 3 года назад +5

      @@ashjose7973 wait then how do they reproduce

  • @mystupidlife123
    @mystupidlife123 3 года назад +304

    As a minnesotan that first one hit me like a load of bricks

    • @omardelgado1835
      @omardelgado1835 3 года назад +11

      My Stupid Life reminds me how my grampa died I still remember his last words "STOP THROWING THOSE BRIC-"

    • @julsie3195
      @julsie3195 3 года назад +2

      So what you're saying is, it made you feel like an Autozone?

    • @phantasmal914
      @phantasmal914 3 года назад +2

      In other words it hit you like a flying motorcycle

    • @sheez7734
      @sheez7734 3 года назад +2

      same here brother
      i live in Minneapolis and shit was like DarkRP when the mods are offline

    • @kitkatkatillac1564
      @kitkatkatillac1564 3 года назад +1

      literally me lmaoo

  • @ohdiethere7641
    @ohdiethere7641 3 года назад +7

    5:16 I love how the background music just suddenly stops

  • @slendveny7191
    @slendveny7191 3 года назад +19

    16:06 she's just got her hand on his knee. Ash has high-functioning autism, and that's him when he's actually relaxing, because he's got a friend who isn't constantly hyperactive.

    • @skylarsworld9477
      @skylarsworld9477 Год назад +1

      Why is everyone in this comment section fetishizing/objectifying the LGBT Community as well as people on the spectrum

    • @slendveny7191
      @slendveny7191 Год назад +1

      @@skylarsworld9477 ?

    • @skylarsworld9477
      @skylarsworld9477 Год назад +1

      @@slendveny7191 that's what i call people who see the LGBT and Autistic Spectrum not as people or individuals, but just a cute little label for Lil ScURNklies-
      kinda like what you're doing

    • @slendveny7191
      @slendveny7191 Год назад

      @@skylarsworld9477 I am queer and have autism, you're just being uncharitable.

  • @AmartharDrakestone
    @AmartharDrakestone 3 года назад +299

    "I told her we use names now" - The thing is, everyone is still numbered. Probably every country has a national identification number for their citizens.

    • @Fake_Fox
      @Fake_Fox 3 года назад +1

      I don't get it, mind explaining me the joke?

    • @somerando6243
      @somerando6243 3 года назад +1

      Fake Fox there isn’t one

    • @AmartharDrakestone
      @AmartharDrakestone 3 года назад +20

      @@Fake_Fox No joke. Just a bit of food for thought.
      In the US, they have a Social Security Number, in Poland we have a Public Electronic Census System Number, in the Netherlands they have a Citizen Service Number, in the UK they have a National Insurance Number, and so on and so forth.
      Wherever you were born, or wherever you live, you have an assigned number.

    • @ethantucker92838
      @ethantucker92838 3 года назад +7

      In my county, I'm student 928407

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 3 года назад +2

      Aᴍᴀʀᴛʜᴀʀ Dʀᴀᴋᴇsᴛᴏɴᴇ nice you got the strike gundam and i got the banshee

  • @mrcabloopy
    @mrcabloopy 3 года назад +316

    15:11
    Lorax: “The trees can’t be harmed if the Lorax is armed”
    Person: *chops trees*
    Lorax: “I am the Lorax I speak for the trees, do that again and I’ll break your knees”

    • @abadgamersperspective3111
      @abadgamersperspective3111 3 года назад +16

      *Does it again*
      Lorax: Try that again and I’ll count to 10
      *Again*
      Lorax: That was it you’re gonna die, No more chances no more lies.

    • @maidenlesstarnished8773
      @maidenlesstarnished8773 3 года назад +2

      Person:i will stop cutting the trees actually quick break his knees

    • @jakewainwright5367
      @jakewainwright5367 3 года назад +2

      i dont get 0:40

    • @randomstuff-yj3ic
      @randomstuff-yj3ic 3 года назад +1

      @@jakewainwright5367 you are better off not knowing

    • @Atrexiaa
      @Atrexiaa 3 года назад +2

      I am the lorax I speak for the trees do that again and I'll do the vietnamese

  • @primal1723
    @primal1723 3 года назад +9

    1:57 You knew what was "coming"? [Insert lenny face here]

  • @loganfriend8018
    @loganfriend8018 2 года назад +8

    12:50
    Cursed matrix

    • @stellarbastard98
      @stellarbastard98 Год назад +1

      I fucking knew this comment would be here lmaooo

  • @nolongerusing7430
    @nolongerusing7430 3 года назад +338

    Not sure if this counts but:
    The worst thing about having Japanese friends is that you have to drop it twice for them to get it.

    • @sandwichbread6717
      @sandwichbread6717 3 года назад +12

      Mate, I love it, it’s perfect

    • @rangopistacho6928
      @rangopistacho6928 3 года назад +25

      I told this to my mom
      She wrote me out of her will

    • @juale7686
      @juale7686 3 года назад +11

      right on the edge...
      i love it

    • @jas6246
      @jas6246 3 года назад +6

      💀

    • @t1mpastrami440
      @t1mpastrami440 3 года назад +5

      and that you should never play hide and seek in your house without watching your dog

  • @showedkiller4561
    @showedkiller4561 3 года назад +85

    1:37
    Her eyes are enchanting? Im hopin for sharpness 5

    • @stonks6616
      @stonks6616 3 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @LurkAbyss
      @LurkAbyss 3 года назад +8

      What does minecraft and real life have in commen?
      The things we want in both just kills us.

    • @joshpiderman9240
      @joshpiderman9240 3 года назад +8

      @@LurkAbyss In both Minecraft and Real life, Australia isn't real.

    • @hachimanzorin7506
      @hachimanzorin7506 3 года назад +1

      Guys I found Joe

  • @Azul_Bluet
    @Azul_Bluet 3 года назад +16

    I regret what I just said.
    “What’s throbbing I’m robin”

  • @vermeer5944
    @vermeer5944 2 года назад +10

    14:42 I laughed for at least 30 seconds at this

  • @abzolutelynothn
    @abzolutelynothn 3 года назад +115

    "Your username becomes a real being in your house"
    Those guys who call themselves Sans: *ah piss.*

    • @kratos_benjamin
      @kratos_benjamin 3 года назад +3

      Im even more dead

    • @lifeblood2646
      @lifeblood2646 3 года назад +2

      I think i have a problem on that comment

    • @vin6665
      @vin6665 3 года назад +4

      Does that mean im getting an air?

    • @grassisoverrated
      @grassisoverrated 3 года назад +3

      If it was yt instead of a reddit post I would be happy 👁️〰️👁️✨

    • @chaoticgood1977
      @chaoticgood1977 3 года назад +4

      Finally

  • @Mr-Y
    @Mr-Y 3 года назад +404

    I am not going to online school just to see memes from here, that's how entertaining y'all are.

  • @DevReck101
    @DevReck101 3 года назад +9

    4:57 "Minorities"
    *gets ad to join the military*
    Im sorry, *W.H.A.T*

  • @That80sGuy1972
    @That80sGuy1972 2 года назад +6

    That last one made me laugh immediately and almost spit beer all over my keyboard and monitor.
    I'm going to Hell.

  • @unfortunatelyriley7564
    @unfortunatelyriley7564 3 года назад +67

    Robin constantly sounds like a live sports reporter who’s slowly rotting away from internalised sadness, but pretends to be happy on camera. Don’t @‘t me, you know it

    • @greatwavefan397
      @greatwavefan397 2 года назад +2

      He lowkey sounds more like Johnny Test's dad.

  • @superfire6463
    @superfire6463 3 года назад +18

    6:16
    If you have to clarify, it’s just natural selection at this point

  • @syrathdouglas1244
    @syrathdouglas1244 3 года назад +6

    1:49 I had a dream that was literally a still image of a robin. Except instead of wings and a beak it had insanely buff arms colored like wings and a sideways trumpet sticking out of its face backwards. It also had one of those open mouth chubby cheek smiles under the trumpet.

  • @Fuer64
    @Fuer64 2 года назад +6

    0:30 Karen's redemption arc
    Can't wait for the final battle between Karen and the CEO of Racism.

  • @erwanfaro5465
    @erwanfaro5465 3 года назад +181

    Welp, last time I was this early, Alenxandria's library was still up and YES I AM STILL AND WILL ALWAYS BE ANGRY ABOUT IT!!!!

    • @jas6246
      @jas6246 3 года назад +7

      GOD DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE LIBRARY

    • @erwanfaro5465
      @erwanfaro5465 3 года назад +2

      @ThatSSJNibba Around The Corner Yep. It was the biggest of it's time and with it, we could have know at least 50% more of the past, even with damaged scripture... Well, would if some *savages* haven't f.cking BURNT IT!

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 года назад +70

    Ah, you gotta love the YT comments section. Filled with hidden gems

    • @abandonedchannel72929
      @abandonedchannel72929 3 года назад +2

      Why are you everywhere?

    • @Silver_Sonic_23
      @Silver_Sonic_23 3 года назад +6

      Exactly. Just a few comments up, people are talking about cannibalism.

    • @TheSnazzyBoi
      @TheSnazzyBoi 3 года назад +2

      @@Silver_Sonic_23 and now comunism, no need to thank me

  • @Lynislost
    @Lynislost 3 года назад +6

    1:05 “let us URN your trust”

  • @Freestylecreeper
    @Freestylecreeper 3 года назад +8

    1:44 Danny (Angels of Death) be like:

  • @GooberzTetris
    @GooberzTetris 3 года назад +170

    Hello Emkay, I have recently been diagnosed with manic depression and have been hav suicidal thoughts recently, your videos are the only thing keeping me going, thank you so much for helping me through this tough time.

    • @malachi9821
      @malachi9821 3 года назад +19

      I hope you're doin alright partner .

    • @malachi9821
      @malachi9821 3 года назад +10

      Can we get an update?

    • @dripgod7157
      @dripgod7157 2 года назад +1

      Are you alive?

    • @Imsilverone
      @Imsilverone 2 года назад +1

      That’s crazy sad (Badum-CHHHHHH)

    • @notmitsukiyolol
      @notmitsukiyolol 2 года назад +7

      @@Imsilverone And... you killed them officer.

  • @jeepabq3989
    @jeepabq3989 3 года назад +936

    i'm in online class watching this
    *My mic was on*
    Thank you for all the Fs in chat, i am honored.

  • @presidentjohnhenryeden9450
    @presidentjohnhenryeden9450 2 года назад +6

    “The guy who shoots the hole in Bruce Wayne’s parents to make Batman” god damn that is fucking good

  • @frantisekvrana3902
    @frantisekvrana3902 2 года назад +8

    15:00 Does the no killing rule extend to triggered actions that take effect after the period has expired?
    I ask because the reply is possibly fatal.
    Personally, I'd ruin their reputation on any accounts they are currently logged into, then burn whatever they own and some other stuff, getting imprisoned for arson.

  • @spawnofcthulhu7032
    @spawnofcthulhu7032 3 года назад +138

    everyone asks why is robin but no one ever asks how is robin. so...
    How are you, robin?

    • @kanha2237
      @kanha2237 3 года назад +5

      He’s poppin’

    • @Mr-Y
      @Mr-Y 3 года назад +1

      These memes have been popping lately.

    • @CT--yv6rl
      @CT--yv6rl 3 года назад +1

      How is Robin?

    • @Mr-Y
      @Mr-Y 3 года назад +2

      Why are people asking, "Why is Robin?"

    • @spawnofcthulhu7032
      @spawnofcthulhu7032 3 года назад +1

      @@Mr-Y because yesn't

  • @jabjabinton2804
    @jabjabinton2804 3 года назад +88

    Robin: why am I the only one torture on this channel
    The editor: *cry's whilst smiling intensely*

  • @janusvariant4701
    @janusvariant4701 2 года назад

    this is probably the best compilation of cursedcomments you guys have done

  • @zenox2053
    @zenox2053 3 года назад +6

    3:33 "we don't eat cats in this household"

  • @soft_box9331
    @soft_box9331 3 года назад +64

    I was just watching slime stuff and then i see a notification and my eyes just see
    "Give me your toes"

    • @tree1818
      @tree1818 3 года назад +1

      I was trying to find meme songs :/

    • @MrFuller876
      @MrFuller876 3 года назад +4

      No toes for you.

    • @definitelynotagenocider5204
      @definitelynotagenocider5204 3 года назад +2

      What kind of "stuff" are we talking about 😏

    • @MrFuller876
      @MrFuller876 3 года назад +2

      @@definitelynotagenocider5204 its white and sticky.

  • @infiniteplanes5775
    @infiniteplanes5775 3 года назад +38

    “Your username becomes a real being with a human mind and it spawns in your house, what would be the outcome?”
    Excellent, my house has separated the entire universe in half.
    Unfortunately, the earth is no longer a sphere, and there is roughly a 50% chance I have killed everyone else due to the position of the sun

    • @Kamirasu
      @Kamirasu 3 года назад +3

      >Your username becomes a real being with a human mind and it spawns in your house, what would be the outcome?
      🅰️

    • @Whathefox.
      @Whathefox. 3 года назад +1

      I got an enderman friend :)

    • @frantisekvrana3902
      @frantisekvrana3902 2 года назад +1

      There is a 100% chance you killed all humans, and it's not because of the Sun.
      Presumably, said infinite plane has a depth and density, thus having mass. Now, while the mass is infinite, it will not create a black hole. This is because the mass is spread out. However, the mass would be great enough to mess with orbits of everything in Sol system, causing the various celestial bodies to slam into this new wall.
      Depending on it's thickness, they would either punch through it, or just put a crater into it on their first pass. Eventually though, they would come to rest upon it though.
      Now, with Earth, things might be more interesting.
      I am assuming that the plane spawns at 0 relative translative velocity to Earth's center of mass. (It can't spawn with any rotary velocity, as that would cause parts of it to spin faster than speed of light).
      Earth's surface is crushed, as it rolls along the plane, eventually Earth is embedded into the plane by the plane's gravity.

    • @infiniteplanes5775
      @infiniteplanes5775 2 года назад

      @@frantisekvrana3902 Huh. You're right in that case. I had thought of my username some sort of indestructible sheet of zero depth and thus no mass. Just a impassable barrier which nothing can pass. The edge of the universe I imagine. But because I failed to specify this, you are correct.

    • @frantisekvrana3902
      @frantisekvrana3902 2 года назад +1

      @@infiniteplanes5775 If it was a massless barrier as you meant it, it would still have very destructive effects, but you are right that we would have a chance at survival. Basically, it would have to not cut us off from the Sun, as you mentioned, but also not have the Sun slam into it later (would have to appear in front of Earth as it orbits).
      Even best case scenario would result in wherever you live getting obliterated, but most of humans could survive.

  • @Kaderade341
    @Kaderade341 2 года назад +3

    12:41: so that's why I have a small one, thanks mom and dad

  • @demirdemirezen3806
    @demirdemirezen3806 Год назад

    this video is so fire dude, idk how many times i rewatched this one. its just perfect combo robin doesn't waste a single second.

  • @meggybodeggy
    @meggybodeggy 3 года назад +153

    I do not understand what people have against raw human. humans are like trees, I like em better raw

    • @meggybodeggy
      @meggybodeggy 3 года назад +7

      shockwave exactly

    • @insertusernamehere3173
      @insertusernamehere3173 3 года назад +6

      I personally prefer them baked, but raw isn't bad. Have you ever had them as a pie though?

    • @Silver_Sonic_23
      @Silver_Sonic_23 3 года назад +1

      Just make sure you put them in the oven to burn off the fat first.

    • @meggybodeggy
      @meggybodeggy 3 года назад +2

      Junko Enoshima I have but it’s too sweet for my liking

    • @meggybodeggy
      @meggybodeggy 3 года назад +2

      SilverSonic 23 you can pick around the fat

  • @ABANDONED23456
    @ABANDONED23456 3 года назад +58

    15:58 I can actually explain that.
    Otis is canonically trans. In a scene between him and his dad, they were looking at the stars and his dad said "Feel like it was just yesterday when I was watching the stars with your sister." Otis said he didn't have a sister, to which his dad replied "oh yeah. That was you, wasn't it?".

    • @isaacthelad496
      @isaacthelad496 2 года назад +4

      Oh fuck

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 2 года назад +5

      Yeah nah I refuse to believe Back In The fucking Barnyard would bother with something like that, especially when it was made. That was just a joke they made and nothing more.

    • @skylarsworld9477
      @skylarsworld9477 Год назад

      Can you not, Kuro?

    • @ABANDONED23456
      @ABANDONED23456 Год назад

      @@skylarsworld9477 who tf is kuro-

    • @skylarsworld9477
      @skylarsworld9477 Год назад

      @@ABANDONED23456 that's what i call people who objectify the LGBT or just force any fictional character to be LGBT or Disabled because.. i don't know. Hey, I'm Bi and also on the spectrum, and it disgusts me when y'all do this

  • @orionedwards1260
    @orionedwards1260 2 года назад +5

    16:49 I guess you could say their knees are weak arms are heavy

  • @anmatuser3286
    @anmatuser3286 3 года назад +7

    0:52 Fun Fact that nobody cares: in Spanish there is always the "Colgate" joke because colgate is "cuélgate" and that is "hang yourself" so "hang yourself" just hanged itself

  • @theemeraldswitch4485
    @theemeraldswitch4485 3 года назад +122

    “Your username becomes a real being with a human mind and it spawns in your house, what would be the outcome?”
    Well a sentient Nintendo switch made of emeralds would appear in my house

  • @Snuffedstar2004
    @Snuffedstar2004 3 года назад +22

    14:37
    So you're telling me that you guys only have to spend 48 hours in the body of someone you hate the most? I am right now in my 16th year of being in this prison!

  • @ThatColumbusRailfan
    @ThatColumbusRailfan 2 года назад +2

    Ok. 1:19
    That was the one that finally got me- wait why do i hear sirens outside? oh no....PANIIIIC!

  • @bloodystatic4156
    @bloodystatic4156 2 года назад +2

    I’m laughing so hard that my humor is broken!

  • @NishisStreak
    @NishisStreak 3 года назад +141

    I don't think anyone here gonna talk about the fact **Kaminari** was saying he is 92 percent jesus-

    • @ryo_kucha9066
      @ryo_kucha9066 3 года назад +9

      Yeah I noticed that and I immediately thought that's exactly what he would do 😂

    • @talk-sht-get-ht8758
      @talk-sht-get-ht8758 3 года назад +5

      Same

    • @crimsoncorvix
      @crimsoncorvix 3 года назад +8

      Kaminari would definitely say that

    • @nva6412
      @nva6412 3 года назад +3

      I-

    • @TYKO-db7yf
      @TYKO-db7yf 3 года назад +10

      *HALO THEME STARTS PLAYING AS KAMINARI T-POSES*

  • @hyprspd
    @hyprspd 3 года назад +110

    I wonder if the emkay jingle is royalty free

    • @jackwalten1774
      @jackwalten1774 3 года назад +10

      EmKay jingle? You mean King Dice's theme?

    • @noodleboy7662
      @noodleboy7662 3 года назад +13

      I saw "Five years ago" and I was like: *WHAT.*

    • @taquito895
      @taquito895 3 года назад +3

      they can get copyright claimed, but studio mdhr isnt like that

    • @jupitertheplanetboy7328
      @jupitertheplanetboy7328 3 года назад +1

      5 YEARS-

    • @averagepvpenjoyer
      @averagepvpenjoyer 3 года назад +5

      That name honestly made me think you said this 5 years ago and I was confused.

  • @hootis1
    @hootis1 3 года назад

    ur the best reddit channel EmKay keep up this amazing work!
    :)

  • @tillerplayz8217
    @tillerplayz8217 3 года назад +6

    5:52 Neither can George.

  • @TAKirbyStar
    @TAKirbyStar 3 года назад +7

    6:30
    Ok but the most cursed part is that the sand is _floating_

  • @Styx_And_Stones
    @Styx_And_Stones 3 года назад +30

    0:37im jewish AND THIS IS THE FUNNIEST DARK JOKE EVER

    • @triPixel
      @triPixel 3 года назад +3

      thanks! i made that comment

    • @rodeotcd
      @rodeotcd Год назад

      I don’t get it pls explain

    • @tlepageart4294
      @tlepageart4294 Год назад

      @@rodeotcd dark joke regarding the holocaust

  • @CheekyToonz
    @CheekyToonz 3 года назад +4

    The post at 14:39 I nearly died laughing, literally crying from laughing too hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣 (my insides are starting to hurt from laughter)

  • @minimations4490
    @minimations4490 3 года назад +4

    10:34 and we all loved him s- *CRUNCH*

  • @darcraven01
    @darcraven01 3 года назад +9

    14:50 find a building that'll take over a minute to fall from the roof to the ground. wait until you have one minute left. jump. you'll be in freefall when time runs out and they'll take over just in time to hit the ground

  • @filthylittleteapot
    @filthylittleteapot 3 года назад +63

    4:02 "Your username becomes a real being with a human mind and it spawns in your house, what is the outcome?"
    *OH YEAH BABY HE'S BACK*

    • @LadiesHideYourMans
      @LadiesHideYourMans 3 года назад +5

      YAAA FRED KURCMC IS BAKC!!

    • @RucaDoo
      @RucaDoo 3 года назад +3

      wait a minute do I have a clone now-

    • @fizzpop8491
      @fizzpop8491 3 года назад +3

      cuz I’m having a good time HAVING A GOOD TIME!!

    • @satan5458
      @satan5458 3 года назад +3

      What have I done

    • @LadiesHideYourMans
      @LadiesHideYourMans 3 года назад +3

      @@satan5458 oh no

  • @TheWilderCat
    @TheWilderCat 3 года назад +6

    10:00 I’ve heard that cover and it’s actually really nice sounding.

  • @heartlessvulture885
    @heartlessvulture885 3 года назад +6

    9:53 it is the way of life,

  • @meganlocker9700
    @meganlocker9700 3 года назад +181

    Me: **early squad**
    RUclips: **0 views, 84 comments**

    • @mm0nkk
      @mm0nkk 3 года назад +5

      but where's the funny

    • @Alavrado
      @Alavrado 3 года назад +4

      Jürgen J. The funny is out of the window

  • @astraldreamz1556
    @astraldreamz1556 3 года назад +6

    Always a laugh perusing through subreddits with EmKay!! You're my favourite, Robin!!! (Don't tell the others!!). You're naturally hilarious, and that's perfect for this content!!!

  • @linanyanggau781
    @linanyanggau781 3 года назад +5

    "Your username becomes a real being with a human mind"
    AOT fans: maybe I am a Titan.................

  • @EFEF-wu5qb
    @EFEF-wu5qb 2 года назад +3

    I don't know why I love cursecomments but I still love it

  • @FriedFreya
    @FriedFreya 3 года назад +8

    13:25 "Chopping is how I keep my mind thinking aobut good Thoughts."
    I respect that.

  • @M_Alexander
    @M_Alexander 3 года назад +7

    "What's something you can say during Thanksgiving dinner and in the bedroom?"
    "It's just like grandma's!"

  • @thekingkaiju9385
    @thekingkaiju9385 3 года назад +2

    10:51
    It's funny until you realize just how scarily accurate that is.

  • @mayonnaise2396
    @mayonnaise2396 2 года назад +2

    2:16
    Item type: damage (common)
    Effect: 15% chance to bleed for 4x35% on hit.
    Stacks nonlinearly.

  • @heavensloser4790
    @heavensloser4790 3 года назад +40

    5:33 you gotta love the fact it’s a fictional character that’s smarter than you

  • @benblock_
    @benblock_ 3 года назад +58

    “Your username becomes a real being with a human mind and it spawns in your house, what is the outcome?”
    A sentient second controller who animates

  • @GRRRRRBARKBARK45
    @GRRRRRBARKBARK45 3 года назад +2

    5:34 ah yes, Kaminari and his powerful, 2 and a half braincells

  • @twofacednoob9496
    @twofacednoob9496 3 года назад

    I *JUST* rewatched S&M, and I didn't notice that. TIME TO REWATCH THE SERIES, AGAIN

  • @catguy5425
    @catguy5425 3 года назад +13

    4:46
    They should do "Vegans Meet Saplings!"

  • @Idk-cr6yl
    @Idk-cr6yl 3 года назад +26

    5:33 and this why I love Kaminari.

    • @cofii-beanie
      @cofii-beanie 3 года назад +2

      I have found another one

    • @abbyelectric
      @abbyelectric 3 года назад +1

      Me too bro

    • @bruhmoment2312
      @bruhmoment2312 3 года назад

      I just got into bnha and i see it everywhere all of a sudden.

    • @shotoicyhot9814
      @shotoicyhot9814 3 года назад

      Explains ur username lmao but same

  • @chaosthevoidwritter8929
    @chaosthevoidwritter8929 3 года назад

    i like how you can watch so much emkay and always recognise robin

  • @brettfox3675
    @brettfox3675 2 года назад

    Rewatching this just for laughs after yalls last post. The red lobster one had me crying because I'm an employee there

  • @Nater_Marson
    @Nater_Marson 3 года назад +19

    Emkay video: has blue light filter
    .
    .
    When you already have the blue light filter on: Y E L L O W

  • @oldgreggsmadmemes4431
    @oldgreggsmadmemes4431 3 года назад +9

    1:19 oof jail time

  • @corners1733
    @corners1733 2 года назад

    Congrats on 3 million subs. Well deserved.

  • @Lowzerix
    @Lowzerix Год назад

    i'm stoned asf, this is the best vid of my life lmao

  • @claudiaborges8406
    @claudiaborges8406 3 года назад +2

    This channel is amazing
    It makes me feel emotions i never felt before and i just get this irracional thought of fullfilment and satisfaction
    I luv it

  • @kirbywithknife1702
    @kirbywithknife1702 3 года назад +7

    4:29
    “We just created a circle, wants next?”
    “A cylinder.”

  • @dexterthewulf3637
    @dexterthewulf3637 2 года назад +3

    7:32 Steve Cash from Talking Kitty Cat used this in one of his earlier episodes

  • @randomidiot8142
    @randomidiot8142 3 года назад

    4:46 growing up we had animals. Pigs, rabbits, chickens, turkeys, ducks.. we knew they weren't pets but we still played with them. Butcher time comes and we're out poking at guts and asking questions instead of watching movies. After they're in freezer wrappings my sister starts writing funny names on the packages. The next batch we named the animals after what food they were going to be. Gives new meaning to playing with your food.

  • @skylanderlego4163
    @skylanderlego4163 3 года назад +5

    12:05: the guy who shoots a hole in the president to get a new president.

  • @Wrathful_Banette
    @Wrathful_Banette 3 года назад +23

    15:55 I may be remembering wrong, but I'm pretty sure this is because in the movie, the cow is transgender!

    • @ashjose7973
      @ashjose7973 3 года назад +4

      Crazy ain't it
      Since all cows are basically only female

    • @Satan666Official
      @Satan666Official 3 года назад +3

      @@ashjose7973 And all cows have offspring

    • @ashjose7973
      @ashjose7973 3 года назад +1

      @@Satan666Official ?

    • @Satan666Official
      @Satan666Official 3 года назад +4

      @@ashjose7973 in cattle, A cow is a female with offspring. A Heifer is a female that has not had offspring :)

    • @ashjose7973
      @ashjose7973 3 года назад +1

      @@Satan666Official oh

  • @hutao7917
    @hutao7917 2 года назад

    “I’ll be seeing you” sounds very threatening

  • @ruthless3896
    @ruthless3896 2 года назад +2

    The scary part of this is that I knew everything they were talking about.