Teacher: *keeps students after the bell rings as punishment * Me: *keeps 25 teachers in my basement as punishment for that one teacher that sent me extra homework in middle school *
10:10 kids at my school tried to tease each other by calling them autistic little did they know the reason i was so hyper and wild during free time was because of both adhd and autism no one in my school called me autistic they called everyone but the actual autistic person autistic i can't stop thinking about that now
Day 30 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/trippinthroughtime Jacque: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks Lexi: -r/mildlyinteresting -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this). Thanks! :D
I'm just glad Robin is honest with his disgust and disapproval of cursed comments Edit: Wow, 100 likes, I thought I was gonna get roasted for this take tbh
5:28 actually kermit did 911, In the 2002 TV film “It’s a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie”, there’s a part where an angel shows Kermit an alrernate reality where he was never born. For whatever reason, the editors didn’t really think about it, and continued to use footage with the twin towers still standing for this scene; however, they aren’t there in his original universe. Therefore, something that Kermit did in his life, did in fact cause 9/11 in Muppet lore.
Robin, My dear Robin... WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN THE SENTENCE 'jesus wanted to meet them too' WENT TROUGH YOUR HEAD? THAT WAS EVEN MORE CURSED THAN THE POST!
Thankfully EmKay there were not in fact 4 Powerpuff girls, but rather 3 girls and 1 powerpuff guy, for his power hardens and then "Puffs" the invisible dog. ❤❤🦮🦮❤❤
1:56 生理 can mean a lot of things depending on what it's combined with. On its own it means physiology or physiological (something like that); basically related to the body. Menstruation is only one of the things, it's got a lot to do with blood for some reason when I read it in context. I think I saw it in the context of erection too. Definitely wouldn't get that tattooed either way.
The beautiful thing about school is that I want to do anything but what I need so I briefly considered how much effort it would be to watch all of Robin's EmKay videos and make a chart of the different topics
Sometimes I imagine that the huge eyes anime girls have are actually flat and covers the front of their skull, but not large enough to cover the entire front of the skull.
According to article 33 in the fourth convention, the treaty states, “No protected person may be punished for an offence he or she has not personally committed.” Meanwhile in article 50 of the same convention, it states, “No general penalty, pecuniary or otherwise, shall be inflicted upon the population on account of the acts of individuals for which they cannot be regarded as jointly and severally responsible.” So by the letter of the treaty, this is correct but you can not call the teacher a war criminal if the school isn’t engaged in a war and likely isn’t located in an occupied territory.
In Chinese the works 生理 means physiology or physiological. It seems more logical if that guy thought of those as Chinese characters rather than Japanese character
8:38 All of yours days have just gotten better in this moment. That headlight is the key indicator that this picture contains the joy bringing Kübelwagen
0:59 You do know that Ash and Misty were originally supposed to get together at the end of Indigo League, right? The original ending was a flash forward to Ash and Misty seven years later with a triumphant fanfare playing in the background, their daughter reaching out to take Pikachu's hand.
Приколы
Out of context EmKay
*”IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO THE NAZIS, ALWAYS”*
I heard Motley Crue with my vampire hearing
Bloody spies
Sounds like a crazy conspiracy theory video
8:18
hmmm narzi
“I don’t cook 4 racists”
So do they cook three or five instead?
I think they cook the kids first
@@ashy2021 nah they cook the fetuses
Nah
They cook the ones that look like teriyaki chicken
they all taste like teriyaki
This was indeed the most cursed compilation of commentary in the series. I can’t believe Robin held out that long!
I never thought Id see the day when Robin would have a catchphrase called:
IT ALL COMES BACK TO THE NAZIS!!!
Teacher: *keeps students after the bell rings as punishment *
Me: *keeps 25 teachers in my basement as punishment for that one teacher that sent me extra homework in middle school *
Your doin good
Yes, this is how Cursed comments works, wd!
Comment 100
Curse 1000
i got 25 kids in my basement because one annoyed me
Cursed 100
*mmmMMmM* no
Robin: how many natzi memes have I seen.
Me; all of them
Me to mkey: you just need to rewatch what camp are you living in
How many nazi memes have you seen?
How many loafs of bread have you eaten in your life?
@Xavier Quesada you were 2 wars to late
@Xavier Quesada i will look how you will gasp thrue window of gas cam
@@flamingcat1101
H E Y B A B Y
As an Amazon worker I must protest; grinding up employees takes up too much money
You’re next.
"you can't look up while sticking out your tongue"
me: TURNS HEAD TO CEILING AND STICKS OUT TONGUE
The good/silly ending
I feel bad that Robin has to deal with all the Nazi Jokes, it’s like they’re “Robin” him of his identity
GOD DAMN
Bruh
Take my approval and stay.
You sound like a someone who would break a window to see outside.
Take my like, take it you deserve it
my favorite part is just hearing how done Robin sounds when he sees an overused/unfunny edgy joke lmao.
OH MY GOD THAT PFP
I like how he says “ricky tastes awesome!” In such a sonic-y voice.
Out Of Context This Is Disturbing
@@Certified_Goofballin i do not remember commenting this
@@udfdsfrgfdrgfd Well You Did
@@udfdsfrgfdrgfd**Heartaches begins playing, slowly turning into It's Just a Burning Memory**
10:10 kids at my school tried to tease each other by calling them autistic little did they know the reason i was so hyper and wild during free time was because of both adhd and autism no one in my school called me autistic they called everyone but the actual autistic person autistic i can't stop thinking about that now
GODZILLA HAD A STROKE TRYING TO READ THIS AND FUKING DIED
Day 30 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/ihadastroke
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
-r/trippinthroughtime
Jacque:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/Wellthatsucks
Lexi:
-r/mildlyinteresting
-r/notlikeothergirls
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this).
Thanks! :D
Who would be good for r/nothowgirlswork?
strawbxrry That subreddit? Hmm... Jack or Lexi.
Lexi deserves to do r/wholesomememes
Drum Kid She has. Twice now.
@@awesomestyles ik that’s why I want it
I'm just glad Robin is honest with his disgust and disapproval of cursed comments
Edit: Wow, 100 likes, I thought I was gonna get roasted for this take tbh
100th
:P
That is because he is *WEAK*!
@@SanLelo09 .
But theyre honestly hilarious
5:28 actually kermit did 911, In the 2002 TV film “It’s a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie”, there’s a
part where an angel shows Kermit an alrernate reality where he was
never born. For whatever reason, the editors didn’t really think about
it, and continued to use footage with the twin towers still standing for
this scene; however, they aren’t there in his original universe.
Therefore, something that Kermit did in his life, did in fact cause 9/11
in Muppet lore.
what
@@Person_Alive since this is over to comments I'm unable to stutter
No, Garfield did 9/11
EmKay casually became a naturally-born southerner as he read that furry meme
I must thank emkay for helping me in my english fluidity, at least at hearing and talking
Edit: bruh, this comment has that many likes? Damn
@@jonatansvar8076 wow
@@jonatansvar8076 ok 9 year old
Omg sameeeee
Same!
Im a terrarian
Mojo Jojo is a true Powerpuff Girl, he doesn't want to admit it though
All the other ones are fake
*Insert funny reply*
I AM SCARED NOW
Same goes for gitler
13:13 @Kim Jong-un
2:15
Me, who uses a hose:
"I AM FOUR PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU!"
YOU USE A WHAT?
@@malikhanoo6915 yea I use a hose. Tp is quite disgusting
13:23 no clownpiece dont
Clownpiece, you already gave us hell. Just don't, clownpiece.
Yes
Robin, My dear Robin... WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN THE SENTENCE 'jesus wanted to meet them too' WENT TROUGH YOUR HEAD? THAT WAS EVEN MORE CURSED THAN THE POST!
What time stamp was it?
Oh nvm its 6:29
Dont get it
Petition to give robin a week straight of r/Cursedcomments
He would prob commit a war crime or two
Yes please.
Signed
r/cursedcomments and the worst of r/memes.
And just for the heck of it, throw in a Gacha Life Cringe.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving once
You need a parachute to go skydiving twice
Dude I literally died laughing when he yelled "IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO THE NAZIS, ALWAYS"
Thank you Pomeranian doggo for staring into all our souls
Thankfully EmKay there were not in fact 4 Powerpuff girls, but rather 3 girls and 1 powerpuff guy, for his power hardens and then "Puffs" the invisible dog.
❤❤🦮🦮❤❤
r/wsh
@@RucaDoo not really, they’re just giving a plausible explanation
1:56 生理 can mean a lot of things depending on what it's combined with. On its own it means physiology or physiological (something like that); basically related to the body. Menstruation is only one of the things, it's got a lot to do with blood for some reason when I read it in context. I think I saw it in the context of erection too.
Definitely wouldn't get that tattooed either way.
13:16 - Bruh that guy has a Clownpiece pfp, absolute legend.
I see you are a man of culture as well
FUN FACT:
You have almost definitely swallowed a human tooth at some point and it may not have been your own
Uhh is there a reason?
I mean, I have. Though it was my own, I am sure.
Never in my life would I have thought I’d read something like this.
I’m very confused
w h a t
8:40 I am gonna count it for you mate. It'l be under the next r/CursedComments
More like madlads
The beautiful thing about school is that I want to do anything but what I need so I briefly considered how much effort it would be to watch all of Robin's EmKay videos and make a chart of the different topics
14:00 me and my friends have already made that joke up
everytime you shoot the gun, instead of a bang, its a moan
Sometimes I imagine that the huge eyes anime girls have are actually flat and covers the front of their skull, but not large enough to cover the entire front of the skull.
r/TIHI
r/wtf
like a spidermans mask
I wanna draw this
Wth man
Guys here's a game we can play.
It's called.
Guess the owner of the voice as they all sound the same.
Edit: Except Lexi.
Except lexi
@@k3cplayz335
Yeah. Defiantly except lexi.
"alexa: what is the maximum diameter of a human butthole" *Me, running over to hit the mute button on my echo" NO NO NO NO NO!
8:43 But out of EVERY joke on EmKay EVER it is about 46%
4:25 THIS is not true, it came from a JacksFilms video where he made fake facts.
Dude! No way 😂!!!
According to article 33 in the fourth convention, the treaty states, “No protected person may be punished for an offence he or she has not personally committed.” Meanwhile in article 50 of the same convention, it states, “No general penalty, pecuniary or otherwise, shall be inflicted upon the population on account of the acts of individuals for which they cannot be regarded as jointly and severally responsible.”
So by the letter of the treaty, this is correct but you can not call the teacher a war criminal if the school isn’t engaged in a war and likely isn’t located in an occupied territory.
@@F1NN1SH nice
Ur just making that up so your students don't blame you for a war crime
@@F1NN1SH the Geneva convention only applies in war
My friend: Yo u found any virgins yet?
Me: *looks on reddit* hundreds...
h
Funny how a virgin is making fun of other virgins.
Thousands........ no millions
69 likes,,,, epic!
No more 69
13:52 UwUzi Primary, AheaGlock Secondary
3:52
OH STEP SPONSOR
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I am not holy anymore.
You never were.
All I know is I'm not going to heaven after this
You never where. Pathetic
*worshiping the UWU*
Well judging from your pfp and name...
Robin is always the one suffering, yet he makes us all suffer for revenge
I'm late but the ending Patton Oswalt quote got me more than anything else XD
Thank you for the videos! Love your faces!
5:43 triggered my Alexa thank you EmKay my dad was in the next room and the Alexa was at max volume because it was playing music earlier
" i don't cook 4 racists"
But they taste good tho, especially the black one.
Hmm.. Chocolate
@@ra_alf9467 r/cursedcomments
The black ones are a little too overcooked imo
@@AltF-io3dy yeah
Trump and Biden should have a third debate over Discord.
Biden: makes good point
Trump: .mute @Joe_Biden#2020
i wanna see that happen live
YEEEES
4:52 i just realised why he grabbed the scissors
what the fu-
6:24 whoever came up with that one is a pure genius had me DYING laughing
*_[this might be cursed, but y'all are BLESSED]_*
Y'all might be Blessed but im *Depressed*
@@ranjela455 same
Yall might be depressed but I’m going to *kill my self*
R blursld
Thank you.
Oh, harder than you’d ever believe.
It comes out like a jet-stream.
3:30 scientifically on the food chain we are between pigs and anchovies
3:08
Undertale in a nutshell
emkay is always so fun to watch and makes me laugh every day .don’t stop making people laugh.
I may not be first
I may not be second
People who comment first
Satan's presence you've beckoned
first
Second
Fourth
@@Expo.3000 Fifth
Sixth
Haha I now have a reason to watch every Emkay video with Robin in it
4:15 "I Don't Cook 4 Racists"
mista: 😀
Me: the dog was bald
Everyone: hold up
4:21 oh hey look it’s jacksfilms
14:15 ngl that scared me for a hot second
"How hard are you guys peeing?!" To the point to where I can become a rocket
13:14 well... My reddit prof pic is Carl wheezer t-posing
My Reddit pfp is my dog…
Shit...
I just randomly got on RUclips, I didn’t even get the notification, perfect timing👌
In Chinese the works 生理 means physiology or physiological. It seems more logical if that guy thought of those as Chinese characters rather than Japanese character
Jasper: ◇ Humanity get help ◇
Metal Jasper: ☆ They wont ☆
5:35
The diameter of an Amazon Echo is 3.9 inches.
I guess I know what I'm doin' tonight...
@7:00 In the defense of the arcade comic, one just opened up in the mall here.
0:48 oh man about a month ago I think 70 people in Kentucky wound up as Amazon meat packs from that tornado RIP.
8:38 All of yours days have just gotten better in this moment. That headlight is the key indicator that this picture contains the joy bringing Kübelwagen
Day 121 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees for no reason
make this the top comment everyone
And so Shall I
(Woops I mean *Insert funny reply*)
Get my help, stranger
100th Like for no reason lol.
I love the fact that that’s a thing
I love these memes while i do online classes
13:17
I'm guessing that the narrator knows where that character in pudding's profile is from
because oh boy good luck doing that if it's Clownpeice
Thank you for the "Uncle Touchy's Nake Puzzle Basement" reference. You are now my favorite.
Robbin is great! Love the content! KEEP IT COMING!
I just finished watching a Cursed Comments.
What a coincidence me too
Lol same.
7:30 Hey what you doin' step-fly?
Love the Patton Oswalt reference at the end.
13:31 This guy who tweeted this is now the coach for a pro esports team.
The only thing worse than stepping on a lego is falling backwards onto a charger block?
Multiple legos
No. The worst thing you could step on would have to be a nuclear landmine.
That dog is as much of emergency toilet paper as Paimon is emergency food.
5:19 does he really deserve a popular game as a memorial? He was skating… _in the train track_
Definitely not the brightest bulb.
5:37
my Alexa answered that and I didn’t realize she was turned all the way up by my little brother who wanted to listen to kids bop earlier. yikes.
Kids bop haven't heard of that name in years
time to leave the country
6:54 Sounds like something I'd listen to for the meme.
when imgay uploads, you know its a good day
3:02 that actually makes sense for the Village and Pillage trailer
I actually said the geneva convention line once, before I learned what the geneva convention actually does.
5:58 , when you realize superman and super girl are cousins..... O.o
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
supermouse thanks for the like! It's the first one I've ever gotten without myself likening it.
Actually the dog is the emergency toilet paper delivery guy.
3:16
I HAVE THAT KIND OF VR HEADSET
it only works with no controller games
What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?
My Basement
*oh... oh no...*
Hol up
13:20 that is clownpiece a character from touhou, she could be his wifu
"Oh boy thats a scary thought but its probably true"
-emkay 2020
“goofy did 9/11-“
*cuts to an ad*
How did I fall for that 11:59
I'm watching this while drinking orange juice after brushing my teeth what a pleasure it is
;-;
how does it tastes? i'm glad you're *enjoying* it!
At least it’s not pee.
@@bigfoot2639 like mint with orange
@@cupio-stardust damn u must have some gud story there
The puppy eyes look cute, but behind them, is a whole world of terror
12:00 I just realized that that meme has one of the Joel G characters in it, the person who made ENA aaaand then rvb on top of that
0:59 You do know that Ash and Misty were originally supposed to get together at the end of Indigo League, right? The original ending was a flash forward to Ash and Misty seven years later with a triumphant fanfare playing in the background, their daughter reaching out to take Pikachu's hand.
"How many nazi memes have I read?"
About 99.999999999999999909% have been nazi memes
3:08
*laughs in Danganronpa who plays funky music during an execution*
2:51
Me, remembering that there actually _was_ a fourth girl that perished sadly: *And now you have officially crossed the line, buddy.*
L