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  • Опубликовано: 6 июл 2021
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  • @PRDGL_WindyBW
    @PRDGL_WindyBW 3 года назад +1963

    "Aight, what do you want as your last meal on death row?"
    *"A piece of that a-"*

  • @SirDoubleC
    @SirDoubleC 3 года назад +1693

    D-D-D-D-Deported! Was the funniest thing ive heard in awhile

    • @xxaestheticsxx9064
      @xxaestheticsxx9064 3 года назад +72

      We did it ! We did it! We did it yeah! We escaped out of jail!

    • @WetTomatChips
      @WetTomatChips 3 года назад +12

      69th like

    • @t.i.p2466
      @t.i.p2466 3 года назад +45

      Backpack Backpack I need a AK-47 to help me get out

    • @riccardo9953
      @riccardo9953 3 года назад +12

      That’s why she needed help finding the ocean! (I need more coursed comments)

    • @riccardo9953
      @riccardo9953 3 года назад +19

      @@t.i.p2466 dora the eploder

  • @Asly26
    @Asly26 3 года назад +1277

    Robin’s German accent is hilarious.

    • @BreeDahFluff
      @BreeDahFluff 3 года назад +15

      And really good

    • @parkjimin-standkb-62
      @parkjimin-standkb-62 3 года назад +27

      @@BreeDahFluff It is but the younger generation doesn't really have a strong accent anymore:(

    • @klausklaus8092
      @klausklaus8092 3 года назад +31

      @@parkjimin-standkb-62 blame our schools for teaching a weird mix of oxford and american english

    • @vbubblegumx
      @vbubblegumx 3 года назад +7

      I'm 69th like

    • @Noxzeal
      @Noxzeal 3 года назад +11

      Rbin speaking german confirmed?

  • @jerricaleonard2123
    @jerricaleonard2123 2 года назад +58

    Let's be honest, If I were the coworker of the GameStop employee, I'd tell her "He's just doing an impression of Autism Speaks" since they really are just an ableist hate group.

    • @starlight_maven
      @starlight_maven Год назад +3

      Same here, actually.

    • @mikzpwnz_3199
      @mikzpwnz_3199 Год назад +2

      From what I hear since I'm outside the US, they are as much an autistic advocacy charity As PETA is an animal cruelty charity.

    • @starlight_maven
      @starlight_maven Год назад

      @@mikzpwnz_3199 Right on the money! Autism $peaks does more harm than good. A simple Google search can show you the horrors of that organization.

  • @vesh
    @vesh 3 года назад +1741

    Mom told me to take the dog out 🐕
    Rest In Peace sparky…

  • @pigeonmanepic
    @pigeonmanepic 3 года назад +337

    Im uncut and I can say we don’t tear our foreskin apart, we wrap it back like sleeves on a shirt

  • @blueiblis250
    @blueiblis250 3 года назад +219

    "DE-DE-DE-DEPORTED"
    ROBIN PLEASE!😂😂

    • @FinneganZito
      @FinneganZito 2 года назад +1

      Right now it’s at 169 likes

  • @cursedcat9557
    @cursedcat9557 3 года назад +356

    Ah my weekly dose of dark humor is here

  • @phoebaleeb6129
    @phoebaleeb6129 3 года назад +100

    Wish me luck guys. Volume up, bedroom door open, parents home…
    Edit: they didn’t try to sit me down for an intervention so I think we’re good!

    • @Omanou
      @Omanou 3 года назад +10

      You're rolling the dice here sonny

    • @nohtano7055
      @nohtano7055 3 года назад +8

      If you get away with it then you might as well win the lottery

    • @randomgoogleaccount4868
      @randomgoogleaccount4868 3 года назад +3

      Nice you did it

    • @trashcantdomuch1596
      @trashcantdomuch1596 3 года назад +7

      To really get an intervention, watch The Click…

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 2 года назад +4

      @@trashcantdomuch1596 did you mention Click, the not-a-furry cursed Reddit dude? He’s great

  • @thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308
    @thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308 3 года назад +18

    0:38
    Imagine this as a sitcom. A demon kidnaps a child but the kids family is abusive and the demon becomes a dad!

  • @facepalmflix1751
    @facepalmflix1751 3 года назад +362

    Shower Thoughts: If you wear cowboy clothes... does that make you ranch dressing???🤔

  • @akumaken2940
    @akumaken2940 2 года назад +17

    11:33 fun fact, for multiple years on end not to long ago it was a Swedish man that held the title of worlds strongest

  • @Memecious
    @Memecious 3 года назад +538

    *Can we appreciate him for never making us bored*

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre 3 года назад +78

    Been having extremely bad days, with some you-know thoughts... having Robin's narration makes me smile, genuinely...

  • @teukukeanu3078
    @teukukeanu3078 3 года назад +108

    The four horsemen of “appearing In every comment section”:
    -Evil (a new one, but still counts)
    -Ray mak
    -someguywithamoustache
    -Justin. Y (I originally put OwO here, but Justin seems more fitting)

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 3 года назад +6

      @hv a gooday 5. some fucking spammer apparently

    • @yashdevnani3257
      @yashdevnani3257 3 года назад +1

      This comment is underrated and so true

    • @cadenceolivia6304
      @cadenceolivia6304 3 года назад

      I hate them they are ruining RUclips comments

    • @junoperberry
      @junoperberry 3 года назад +6

      @@cadenceolivia6304 here, i have an idea for you
      just ignore them

    • @nob3072
      @nob3072 3 года назад +1

      *Justin Y wants to know your location*

  • @stilyankiryakov6310
    @stilyankiryakov6310 3 года назад +41

    the "banana pose" that the seals do looks like one of luigi's victory animation in super smash bros ultimate

  • @reikogae770
    @reikogae770 3 года назад +65

    robin's voice is appropriate for this type of videod

  • @brevin630
    @brevin630 2 года назад +30

    Alright, I dont normally actually laugh at these videos. I enjoy them, yes, but I never fully laugh.
    12:26 this. This was the first time I fully laughed. That is comedy gold.

  • @user-sp4uy8pi6m
    @user-sp4uy8pi6m 3 года назад +69

    "D- D- D- Deported" goes in the quote book

    • @Bravoanim
      @Bravoanim 3 года назад

      You just got D- D- D- Deported

    • @springtrap8434
      @springtrap8434 2 года назад

      And with that last quote you get deported XD

  • @jorgenthorstein3314
    @jorgenthorstein3314 3 года назад +81

    It actually cannot be luck be in the air tonight since "I" was already on the bored, so I am very curious to hear what the actual answer was

  • @rmino0838
    @rmino0838 3 года назад +67

    We all make cursed comments in the heat of passion, Jimbo.

  • @zuesthegod1535
    @zuesthegod1535 3 года назад +7

    I just woke up to my dog drinking it’s own piss...
    At what point do you consider a dog brain dead

  • @curtisleblanc5897
    @curtisleblanc5897 3 года назад +12

    1:27
    The audacity.
    I, myself have Autism, and I gotta admit that was a clever-ish remark.
    Still . . .

    • @RealPlushWorld
      @RealPlushWorld Год назад +1

      Same to all of that
      Seriously I got autism too

  • @guidingkeyblade7834
    @guidingkeyblade7834 Год назад +7

    Kidnapping a child? Surprise adoption!
    Kidnapping an adult? Surprise marriage!

    • @plantainsame2049
      @plantainsame2049 6 месяцев назад

      Not always
      Sometimes it surprised making them your best friend

    • @ntinosaggelopoulos6718
      @ntinosaggelopoulos6718 12 дней назад

      Or a new selection of organs donation for yourself

  • @Xx_PickyPiggy_Lover_XX
    @Xx_PickyPiggy_Lover_XX 3 года назад +15

    Can we appreciate the fact they take their time to make these vids

  • @sansayanirakavan7295
    @sansayanirakavan7295 2 года назад +7

    0:03 and the snow mailman/snow children farther

  • @user-hp6pk2bs6b
    @user-hp6pk2bs6b 3 года назад +3

    thanks for the vid bro 10/10 cursed-ness i love the vids that cover this subreddit.
    i have not slept properly since 2nd grade

  • @yeaton_boyz
    @yeaton_boyz 3 года назад +31

    Snow-man will takedown the snowman the way this guy did.

    • @guyinasuit8078
      @guyinasuit8078 3 года назад

      Sans be like:

    • @yeaton_boyz
      @yeaton_boyz 3 года назад +1

      @hv a gooday no, never again will I click your weird religion link

    • @deonsockwell4644
      @deonsockwell4644 3 года назад +1

      Nice one, funny skeleman

  • @guy1849
    @guy1849 3 года назад +17

    “Aww, where’s the baby? WHERE’S THE BABY..? WHERE IS MY BABY?!”

  • @Somedudeonaiphonechilling8971
    @Somedudeonaiphonechilling8971 3 года назад +23

    6 year old: “Hey mom? What’s an abortion?”
    Mom: “you”

    • @reznovvazileski3193
      @reznovvazileski3193 3 года назад +2

      LOL ur such a noob you can't even spawnkill a baby

    • @nohtano7055
      @nohtano7055 3 года назад +1

      6yr: what?
      Mom: sadly it failed though

    • @springtrap8434
      @springtrap8434 2 года назад +1

      The counter for "Yo mama" jokes

  • @nerdhatchet7688
    @nerdhatchet7688 2 года назад +10

    5:11 how did he read sister as father?

    • @aakarshkumarp6041
      @aakarshkumarp6041 2 года назад +4

      Same question dude and he didn't even question it 💀

    • @smoothbrain3114
      @smoothbrain3114 2 года назад +2

      i never would have fucking noticed

  • @tntfreddan3138
    @tntfreddan3138 3 года назад +20

    5:30
    When I walk out to get my mail
    It measures on the Richter scale
    Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
    I'm the only one who gets a tan
    If I have one more pie a la mode
    I'm gonna need my own zip code
    When you're only having seconds
    I'm having twenty-thirds
    When I go to get my shoes shined
    I gotta take their word
    Because I'm fat (fat)
    I'm fat, come on (really really fat)
    You know I'm fat (fat)
    I'm fat, you know it (really really fat)
    You know I'm fat (fat)
    I'm fat, you know it, you know (really really fat)
    And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
    Lemme tell you once again who's fat

  • @somnvm37
    @somnvm37 3 года назад +6

    12:23 the most "family guy" thing on that channel.

  • @Goh._907
    @Goh._907 3 года назад +6

    11:53
    It basically says
    "Sorry officer 𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘥𝘴 𝘮16 looks like I'm not a law abiding citizen UwU"

  • @myriadofcolours9861
    @myriadofcolours9861 3 года назад +13

    7:13
    Normally Cursedcomments tend to get pretty boring cuz of the same old same old incest jokes, necrophilia jokes, cannibalism jokes, jokes on parents dying, jokes about people with terminal/chronic illnesses
    But that one, actually got Robin good lol

  • @LilliCherry
    @LilliCherry 3 года назад +18

    Me, with nothing better to do:
    "Sorry officer *loads m16* looks like I'm not a law abiding citizen UwU"

    • @edhieeeee3
      @edhieeeee3 3 года назад +2

      Owo, I’ll bwing my ak47 and black vodka ✨

    • @ValorantGuardian
      @ValorantGuardian 3 года назад +2

      you guys are very badass, im so terrified

  • @jarihoogendoorn5823
    @jarihoogendoorn5823 3 года назад +95

    Fun fact: wheat is fruit

    • @lazarusrex5015
      @lazarusrex5015 3 года назад +11

      Hell no it isn't

    • @xenkk0o
      @xenkk0o 3 года назад +1

      delicioussbshuqi whaj jjsoksu hao hehd maod hwhta mdkay d akkst amowg?

    • @happiboi7889
      @happiboi7889 3 года назад +11

      *my life has been a life*

    • @lazarusrex5015
      @lazarusrex5015 3 года назад +5

      Holy shit it is

    • @sophiedenise
      @sophiedenise 3 года назад +5

      Sup bro

  • @abm9789
    @abm9789 3 года назад +7

    3:55 There is no death penalty in Spain, he got enjailed for life

  • @patrickyewp3714
    @patrickyewp3714 2 года назад +2

    0:46
    That's just a really cheap colonoscopy

  • @asyds
    @asyds 3 года назад +5

    12:40
    go to school an bully the quiet kid, I'm sure you'll be fine

  • @a.u.b.r.e.y.1.1.2.1
    @a.u.b.r.e.y.1.1.2.1 3 года назад +17

    Fun fact: I could literally die while typing this sent-

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 3 года назад +10

    Day 274 of asking for these subreddits:
    Robin:
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    -r/TIHI (he hasn’t done it in forever)
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/BreadStapledToTrees
    Lexi:
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    -r/forbiddensnacks
    -r/Chadtopia
    -r/ofcoursethatsathing
    Anyone:
    -r/HumansBeingBros
    And finally:
    -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
    Thanks! :D

  • @RareTrack
    @RareTrack 3 года назад

    You have a voice for the radio, man. Great content!

  • @NoobMaster-lq9yb
    @NoobMaster-lq9yb 2 года назад +3

    5:36 i think you attracted all of the fat jokes with you're gravitational pull

  • @freyexists.3657
    @freyexists.3657 3 года назад +6

    1:21 honestly, i have aspergers, and i just wanted to let yall know that autism speaks is a terrible organization, that does no good for the neurodivergent community, and talks about autism spectrum disorder like it's some horrible disease, when it literally just means that your brain works differently than others'.
    autism speaks is also extremely irresponsible with their sponsors, and all around not good, so no, do not donate to them.
    this has nothing to do with the meme, just wanted to clear that up.

    • @malice6081
      @malice6081 3 месяца назад

      Oh yeah, you did great. Autism as well over here.

  • @dr_ehrenlos9394
    @dr_ehrenlos9394 3 года назад +7

    But... but... do you wanna build a panzer now?

  • @aidannovak1747
    @aidannovak1747 3 года назад +1

    “D-D-D-D-Deported”
    That f**king got my bud

  • @dued3d603
    @dued3d603 3 года назад

    This is the best subreddit

  • @_-VMPIRFNGZ-_
    @_-VMPIRFNGZ-_ 3 года назад +3

    “Da da da da deported” got me dying

  • @anonymousanonymous7170
    @anonymousanonymous7170 3 года назад +5

    The banana pose seals looks like very cute and realistic statues.

  • @wolfdown8267
    @wolfdown8267 2 года назад

    “That GOOD Gluck Gluck!” 😂😂😂😂 I’m dyin!

  • @YTGamingCenter
    @YTGamingCenter Год назад

    Found the channel a while ago. Can't stop watching!

  • @TheDawgtwainer
    @TheDawgtwainer 3 года назад +7

    12:00 hold on i speak furry sorry officer [loads m16] looks like im not a law obeying citizen UwU

    • @playonlinegames6418
      @playonlinegames6418 Год назад

      is this a new type of english or what XD

    • @hermansfood
      @hermansfood Год назад

      Abiding

    • @Iniosiun421
      @Iniosiun421 3 месяца назад

      ​@@playonlinegames6418yus kwind pewsun owo
      (Forget I ever wrote that.)

  • @DevilBoy-ww9ud
    @DevilBoy-ww9ud 3 года назад +11

    1:15 I know it's not the point, but, considering the actual actions of Autism $peaks, I wish they would stop speaking. They don't speak for me.

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs 2 года назад +2

    Smol brain: “qt3.14 = cutie pie”
    Big brain: “qt3.14 = 3.14 quarts”

  • @jerrbear5958
    @jerrbear5958 3 года назад +2

    That first one made me laugh so hard I'm beginning to be scared of myself...

  • @temosofthecommunistrepubli2637
    @temosofthecommunistrepubli2637 3 года назад +5

    5:20 actually it's dihydrogen monoxide.

  • @profenestra
    @profenestra 3 года назад +5

    7:19 LOOK AT THE GOD DAMN PILLOWS

  • @GenerationalSavant
    @GenerationalSavant 3 месяца назад

    We had to evict a bunch of squirrels and rats (had an eviction they had to basically gut next door, plus sometimes they just happen) from our attic. One of the companies pointed out there is raccoon traces/damages, but they aren't living up there. Then explained that it was that they 'enjoy the buffet' so to speak. Never gonna forget that one.

  • @red.psycho02
    @red.psycho02 3 года назад

    I almost choked on a piece of corn from dinner while watching this cause I was laughing like a donkey

  • @vaxrazr1778
    @vaxrazr1778 3 года назад +3

    *eliminates snowman*
    Good job agent 47. Now make your way to the extraction point.

    • @Marx934
      @Marx934 3 года назад +1

      Where the snowdog then

  • @castergilgamesh1778
    @castergilgamesh1778 3 года назад +3

    13:02 I love how you still don't understand how the Internet works

  • @enderlord7337
    @enderlord7337 2 года назад +1

    I laughed way too hard on the baby flop one

  • @shototodoroki826
    @shototodoroki826 3 года назад

    The "D-D-D-D-Deported!" got me XD

  • @Its8BitPixel
    @Its8BitPixel 3 года назад +9

    1:06 i have heard autism speaks has done some not so great things and alot of autistic people dont support them all. just an FYI

    • @FranzlLangJr
      @FranzlLangJr 2 месяца назад

      As someone with autism, I seriously agree. They are a bunch of shitty people. I'd say worse than Peta

  • @nmang0846
    @nmang0846 3 года назад +8

    The pressure to make a joke when you are early is real

    • @matthew1673
      @matthew1673 3 года назад +2

      you don’t need to comment

  • @lukebbm
    @lukebbm 2 года назад +1

    "D-D-D-D-Deported!"
    NOOO YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT XD

  • @Xyb3rAnims
    @Xyb3rAnims 2 года назад +1

    if you're really angry, punch an orphan, what they gonna do? tell their parents?

  • @georgiakc9
    @georgiakc9 3 года назад +4

    D-D-D-D-Deported!!
    I have tears streaming down my face omfgg

    • @ENG-CT4982
      @ENG-CT4982 3 года назад

      Dora the drug exporter

  • @Du_b
    @Du_b 2 года назад +4

    1:56 literally lead me to watch the whole 28 min video lmao

  • @l1vespid3r31
    @l1vespid3r31 3 года назад

    "D-D-D-D-Deported"
    *when I tell you I fell off my bed-*

  • @Nutrision
    @Nutrision 3 года назад +1

    Robin didn’t take that break to clear his mind.
    He went to get that good gluck gluck ._.

  • @GrasshopperKelly
    @GrasshopperKelly 3 года назад +3

    Some of us uncuts, just go with the cover still on...

  • @lttletae
    @lttletae 3 года назад +10

    13:01 shot someone while falling and you got a pentakill

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 2 года назад

      Spray and pray with an AK. Get a super combo

    • @springtrap8434
      @springtrap8434 2 года назад

      Throw a grenade onto a crowd and you got 10 + kills XD

    • @yenohbss5837
      @yenohbss5837 2 года назад

      Blow up a universe made of fetuses and get unlimited exp

  • @skylerlightning4620
    @skylerlightning4620 3 года назад +1

    Somethings that emkay says in cursed comments is more cursed than comment itself.

  • @wanderinginterneter8203
    @wanderinginterneter8203 3 года назад

    My favorite youtube channel

  • @Goosite
    @Goosite 3 года назад +4

    Oh no not more cursed things

  • @Kuzgun_Kuskan
    @Kuzgun_Kuskan 3 года назад +3

    lmfao the fact that robin couldnt read döner made me so happy are turkish letters that hard to read?

  • @theepicmountaingoat
    @theepicmountaingoat 2 года назад

    D-D-D-D-Deported had me dying

  • @MemePog
    @MemePog 3 года назад +2

    *My teeth are so white, they started taking others peoples land*

    • @janesullivan692
      @janesullivan692 3 года назад

      My teeth are so white, they called the cops on my neighbor's barbecue
      My hair is so straight it's throwing a gender reveal party for my eyelashes

  • @ShaggyMaddie
    @ShaggyMaddie 3 года назад +9

    I wonder what happens if you get your blood taken by a syringe but instead of taking the needle out they squeeze all the blood back into you and repeated that over and over again (・o・;)

    • @xandernance1576
      @xandernance1576 2 года назад +1

      This has happened to me before. BEST. FEELING. EVER!!!

  • @LilyWater84
    @LilyWater84 3 года назад +3

    11:48 ok gents question time. You know you’re going on a date, you start “saving the carry” or do you “limit the load”.

  • @jellygachastudiosarchives7626
    @jellygachastudiosarchives7626 2 года назад

    When you laugh at an Emkay video, your laughing with someone else who likes emkay too.

  • @thermz
    @thermz 3 года назад +1

    2:25 as someone who also had a brain tumor, I did get lots of big brain jokes

  • @coruscaregames
    @coruscaregames 3 года назад +6

    Just the completely deadpan way he says vulvasore cracks me up

  • @magimariJY
    @magimariJY 3 года назад +3

    11:37 *IT’S A TRAP*

  • @jomogaming2
    @jomogaming2 3 года назад

    6:50 Wait... What does that tin of nuts say...?
    Gotta just zoom in a little bit...
    OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

  • @dumbdragon2129
    @dumbdragon2129 3 года назад +2

    "Hey I'm Robin and I'm throbin"

  • @nothu
    @nothu 3 года назад +5

    4:18 it cant be luck in the air tonight bcs "i" is already there so it has to be the second option ;)

    • @kadaiitotallyreal2064
      @kadaiitotallyreal2064 3 года назад +1

      what?

    • @nothu
      @nothu 3 года назад +1

      @@kadaiitotallyreal2064 the holles are _uck be in a__ tonight right? The i was already guessed bcs there is an i in tonight so it cant be air

    • @kadaiitotallyreal2064
      @kadaiitotallyreal2064 3 года назад +1

      @@nothu this is confusing

    • @FruitSlicer25
      @FruitSlicer25 2 года назад +1

      @@kadaiitotallyreal2064 when someone guesses a letter it will show ALL the slots that have the letter in it
      Since someone guessed the the letter I the I in AIR should be there but it isn't, so it isn't air

  • @HollyWarlock
    @HollyWarlock 3 года назад +8

    1:01 autism speaks is a horrible charity that has caused nothing but harm for the autistic community. just saying

  • @Agiantfox
    @Agiantfox 2 года назад

    Old people give that good gluck gluck almost died from that one 🤣🤣

  • @coffeebored1164
    @coffeebored1164 3 года назад +1

    when ur early u see, people trying to make a good comment, random comments, random “fun facts” and this

  • @infinitetime3000
    @infinitetime3000 3 года назад +4

    2:50 I never realised that you are unsubscribing and turning off the notifications..............

  • @jenniferphipps2012
    @jenniferphipps2012 3 года назад +6

    *"Hugging people for 20 seconds boosts trustful amounts of oxytocin"*
    Sayori fans: *Screams in the language of man-eating ooze*

  • @SomeWhereInNevada.
    @SomeWhereInNevada. 3 года назад +1

    0:38
    I can relate. The feeling is a w f u l l

  • @nothingness4068
    @nothingness4068 2 года назад +2

    As a un-cut dude I can confirm that's exactly what it's like

  • @theoriginal827
    @theoriginal827 3 года назад +3

    yoooooo i got in the video (thepegning)

  • @wolf1066
    @wolf1066 3 года назад +3

    13:20 - not only is New Zealand omitted, a large amount of Africa and most of South America are in the Southern Hemisphere, so they should have upside down birds, too... Clearly that joke was created by a flat-earther...

  • @rahimouahmed3354
    @rahimouahmed3354 3 года назад +1

    8:38 i was drinking coffee when i heard that. Almost died

  • @NUGG1ES
    @NUGG1ES 2 года назад +1

    sometimes when i pee, since i’m uncut it has a 97.8263% chance of creating 2 more streams