"No shirt, free drink." *Shows up in a dress* "Hey, the sign says no shirt and I get a free drink, nowhere does it mention I have to have a bare chest."
Well, yes. Until you point it out and the owners adjust for that technicality, of course, but they might be lenient enough to actually give you that free drink before doing so. It's like a genie or a monkey's paw; they weren't specific enough, so they'll have to own up to it and accept that they carelessly left a loophole in there.
honestly, I think the title could match up with what the guy in the first photo was thinking to himself edit: yo first time I ever got 1K likes, thanks yall :) edit2: nvm just got 3K likes on a different video- but still, thanks ^^
3:05 "One day, you'll buy a food item with a longer expiration date than your own." Fun fact: You already have: honey. Honey doesn't expire. Archeologists occasionally find perfectly edible honey in ancient ruins.
@@DraconicDuelist it has an expiration date because some honey manufacturers sometimes add corn syrup to the honey bottles to spend less money. And then label it as "100% Natural Eco-Friendly Product"
So since I’m graduating the school that I’m going to and going to a different one. So we were allowed to put quotes “20 years I see myself...” And we got to choose whatever we want. And me and my friends made a bet that I wouldn’t put it as “Dog water mayonnaise” *That was the easiest $5 I’ve ever made.*
4:09 A few seconds after I had shown that joke to my dad(he, of course, laughed),he asked me "Is Olive Garden still alive?" and I resonded with "I guess so, if it wasn't the plants wouldn't grow". And he laughed.
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 212 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
The 1997 July the 4th part reminds me about how one time me and my dad played hide and seek on July 4th. It’s been 5 years and I still haven’t found him. Damn, he has a good hiding spot.
Guillotines sometimes weren't sharp enough to **cut once and done** and it would result in having to lift it back up and do it again multiple times, so like if you went back to the medieval times and got on the town's death row you have 3 options, find a way to get out of death row, suggest that they have you "hangout" for a while, or hope that they got a new **chopper**
Girl: "I wish I could walk around without a shirt on" what we actually mean is "I wish I could walk around without a shirt on and not be ogled at, get creepy comments and be verbally and possiblely even sexually assaulted just because I'm female." Its about the preadatory behavior that's normalized around a females body.
It is 100% legal across the entire country, for all women to go topless. Anywhere that a man can be topless. Beaches, parks & even mowing your front lawn. In Canada 🤗🇨🇦
Fun fact: women weren't burned for witchcraft 1000 years ago, but 500. 1000 years ago there were still many pagans so you'd most likely be consecrated as a valuable sage depending on the society you chose
Fun fact: Peach and Daisy have never been officially confirmed by Nintendo to be related in any way. It's a common misconception based upon speculation from internet nerds. Much like how Mario and Luigi don't have a last name despite people claiming that their last name is "Mario".
“Daisy is Peach’s Cousin” That is ...uh... not true though I have no doubt some old comic or translation says otherwise. Currently, however, they are unrelated
Just remember, every file, on every computer connected to the internet, is on the internet, they are merely encrypted and marked not be tracked by search engines
10:42 Guy1: Hey man, how goes it? Guy2: It’s going pretty well, how about you? How was your weekend? Guy1: It was nice, with the time off from work I could spend time with my kids, really nice to bond with them, I wanna be a part of their lives Guy2: Hey man, I already know your kids love that you’re a part of their lives, hopefully the family of the kids made from what you’re giving do as good as you do Guy1: Thanks man Guy2: No problem
"imagine your PFP holding you up and screwing you" ...i always just use a selfie, how tf am i holding myself up against the wall? troll physics much? XD
I have no where else to say this so I’m saying it here. I heard some kid in my class say “are your pronouns Her/she because you’re as sweet as chocolate?”
“Daisy is Peach’s cousins”
They’re also royalty, wouldn’t be surprised to find out they’re related to Bowser.
*The consequences of inbreeding*
Oh no... Bowser
If Mario is also related everything in the super Mario lore is fucked.
@Joel Rossignol Last time I checked that doesn't usually affect anything...
@@xandeepz1742 I wonder where the Storks get the babies from?....Wait Donkey Kong was delivered via Stork!
"No shirt, free drink."
*Shows up in a dress*
"Hey, the sign says no shirt and I get a free drink, nowhere does it mention I have to have a bare chest."
Well, yes.
Until you point it out and the owners adjust for that technicality, of course, but they might be lenient enough to actually give you that free drink before doing so.
It's like a genie or a monkey's paw; they weren't specific enough, so they'll have to own up to it and accept that they carelessly left a loophole in there.
**cuts off chest skin**
“Wheres my free drink”
No one said you have to come wearing pants
@@minh1b This is a trans goal I have been waiting to do for so long.
@Noah Cardinal 😏
Robin just.. fits in this subreddit. His voice just makes it better
facts
If he made a podcast of this, I would listen
His voice is like Vanilla
Simp 😎
@@zander2480 shush. Are you like... 9 years old
"Warning: Trespassers will be prostituted"
The fact that he's probably serious is all the more hilarious and terrifying😂😂💀
"Sir this is the 39th time you've tresspassed"
Cracker • 52 years ago "can you give me a hotter guy that'll kiss my neck as he pays me"
The fact that I was at that very part of the video when I read the comments-
That first one was probably the most truthful thing I’ve seen within my 12 years of living
Child, leave. It is not safe for you here.
@@freddie5890 Too late now...
Same
Same the first one lmao
Ruv!
"Freddie Mercury wasn't a royal was he?"
He was a QUEEN
Haha kill me now hahahahaha
What about Roger, Brian and John?
honestly, I think the title could match up with what the guy in the first photo was thinking to himself
edit: yo first time I ever got 1K likes, thanks yall :)
edit2: nvm just got 3K likes on a different video- but still, thanks ^^
LOL AHAHAHAHAHAAQ
yes
Why we have the same profile picture
@@7zahh388 t w i n ?
I legit though you were talking to yourself
Also
Why....
Day 1 of asking Robin to say "I'm your host Robin Hood Robbin' the rich as usual!"
3:05 "One day, you'll buy a food item with a longer expiration date than your own."
Fun fact: You already have: honey. Honey doesn't expire. Archeologists occasionally find perfectly edible honey in ancient ruins.
Yeah, the BB date on the bottles is for the plastic making up the bottle.
@@DraconicDuelist it has an expiration date because some honey manufacturers sometimes add corn syrup to the honey bottles to spend less money. And then label it as "100% Natural Eco-Friendly Product"
@@toastergaming7783 That BS too...
5:10 as a Finnish person, can confirm. That is exactly what it means and it’s glorious.
RUclips: “no views, no comments”
*scrolls down*
*comment*
the trickster
In Finland, every letter is pronounced same way as they are written.
finnish language is hard even for me and i was born and lived my whole life here🇫🇮
finnish do be weird
Hey, you lived in there your whole lives. I had to learn it when I was adopted....
Ef ii en ell ei en dee
Exact same thing in Spanish
I love all emkay hosts but to be honest,I really miss damien and his sweet wheeze :')
He has his own channels. Look up deelee or Damien lee
We all do
Damien, Robin, and Lexi are my top three as they all make me smile the most
@@randomotter6346 as I said, :")
@@spectacularboiyt1133 nostalgia be like
So since I’m graduating the school that I’m going to and going to a different one. So we were allowed to put quotes “20 years I see myself...”
And we got to choose whatever we want. And me and my friends made a bet that I wouldn’t put it as “Dog water mayonnaise”
*That was the easiest $5 I’ve ever made.*
Hol up
Me, sees an anime meme: *happy weeb noises*
Robin: I’ll never ever watch Attack on Titan
Me: *sad weeb noises*
Yes why did he say that
i too am a weeb
@@dealwithit8323 hello fellow weeb sister/brother/non-binary pal
Hello fellow Weebs!
Hello fellow weebs. Glad I can finally truly say that. :)
This man is like the glue that makes this whole channel beautiful
Yep, a white sticky glue 😉
@@chara2416 I knew it someone was going to say this
glue isn't usually edible though...
7:08 : *exists*
Me, a German: *confused screaming*
Me, a Thai person: more confused screaming
I dont remember the nuclear code....
Souce???
#344322 I FOUND THE SOURCE!
@@rodrigotm1461 GIB?
4:09
A few seconds after I had shown that joke to my dad(he, of course, laughed),he asked me "Is Olive Garden still alive?" and I resonded with "I guess so, if it wasn't the plants wouldn't grow". And he laughed.
ah yes another day of suffering.
P E R F E C T I O N
"Abolish gender. Establish chaos."
That just sounds like me and the girls at 3am on a rampage throughout Beacon
This sounded so familiar to me until I looked at you pfp then it all made sense😭
taste the rainbow...
with our all-new skittles parrot! twice the candy, twice the meat! and more importantly... thrice the screams!
"Another 15 years added to the Queen's life"
So about that
oooo yeah so uh-
*rip*
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
Day 212 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Anyone:
-r/HumansBeingBros
-r/Wellthatsucks
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
get to the year cap and hope
Pog
Ok bot
Shut up
hsherbdjehsj
Imagine if they made a podcast, that would be amazing
They have one
Its just the videos without visuals tjo
imagine being this early for an Emkay video
it’s always worth it
Could never be me
So true
Could be me
Ah, yes, my two favorites, r/cursedcomments and r/technicallythetruth in one day
I’m going to be honest,I thought Peach and Daisy were best friends and I didn’t even know that they were related
1:07 i like how that kid took the screenshot at half to 2 in the morning
nobody:me when sees specific images *(insert music name here) intensifies*
6:26, IMO, the best way to get back at bullies has to be classic, Cartman's Chili method is my preferable way.
That episode was so messed up oh my god
The 1997 July the 4th part reminds me about how one time me and my dad played hide and seek on July 4th. It’s been 5 years and I still haven’t found him. Damn, he has a good hiding spot.
4:40 if I went back in time enough my ancestors would sacrifice me to the gods
This is the reason I woke up, for cursed
"Freddie mercury wasnt a royal" I think ul find he was queen
1:17 I’m an Aries, so what then? Am I the god of war now? Or is there a ram lodged in my throat? The world may never know.
Guillotines sometimes weren't sharp enough to **cut once and done** and it would result in having to lift it back up and do it again multiple times, so like if you went back to the medieval times and got on the town's death row you have 3 options, find a way to get out of death row, suggest that they have you "hangout" for a while, or hope that they got a new **chopper**
Clicked so fast i broke my thumb
Ouch better get that check on
oh no 👎 thumbs down for your loss of your thumb bones
same
6:32
1:36 And thus reveals how Lisa: The Painful began.
The only cursed comments I could make is when I place satanic curses hidden within my quotes to posses some guy named fred
Ikr
"Another 15 years added to the queen's life."
How fucking long has it been??
Just want you to know that Emkay never fails to bring me out of a depressive fugue...
4:11 I curse you for puting this image in my head, and god for cursing me with great imagination
0:53 Gernade Canyon
Girl: "I wish I could walk around without a shirt on" what we actually mean is "I wish I could walk around without a shirt on and not be ogled at, get creepy comments and be verbally and possiblely even sexually assaulted just because I'm female." Its about the preadatory behavior that's normalized around a females body.
Who said shirtless men dont get abused? HMMMMM????
*pantless
Jasper: *Cursed Laughing as pouring bleach in her eyes*
Metal Jasper: Ok now thats how to not see cursed comments
4:54 and when I go into the store murdering everyone to buy undertale genocide i “deserve a death sentence”
The fact that Robin doesn't know how to pronounce "omae wa mou shindeiru" belongs on r/mildlyinfuriating
One day he's gonna read an actual cursed comment and summon a demon
10:14
note: _for none weebs_ that means "you are already dead"
5:38 The Mask of Loki is the obvious choice since it allows you defy the laws of reality.
It is 100% legal across the entire country, for all women to go topless. Anywhere that a man can be topless. Beaches, parks & even mowing your front lawn. In Canada 🤗🇨🇦
yall lucky
Is it common for women there to be without shirt in public?
I finna get a ticket to Canada
I've seen it too
I go to Canada
If a rainbow colored bird tastes like skittles, a white bird should taste like vanilla, and a brown bird should taste like-
my life is a bruh moment
Never before have I related to a comment so much
Same
*ayo same bud*
same
Fun fact: women weren't burned for witchcraft 1000 years ago, but 500. 1000 years ago there were still many pagans so you'd most likely be consecrated as a valuable sage depending on the society you chose
Want to know something the same about dark humor and make a wish kids?
They never get old...
4:14 ct-5597 "Jesse" would have a fun time
Fun fact: Peach and Daisy have never been officially confirmed by Nintendo to be related in any way. It's a common misconception based upon speculation from internet nerds. Much like how Mario and Luigi don't have a last name despite people claiming that their last name is "Mario".
The moment I saw the first post I knew this will be good.
1:48 bro he just unsubscribed
Robin looking a AOT: "I've never seen that show and I never plan on it."
Me: "裏切り"
10:30
Oh... oh god, moistcr1tikal's song "Skynut" is going to become a reality
“Freddie mercury wasnt a royal, was he”
The name of his band: am i a joke to you
“Daisy is Peach’s Cousin”
That is ...uh... not true though I have no doubt some old comic or translation says otherwise. Currently, however, they are unrelated
4:48
Let's just hope he doesn't buy Wolfenstein
5:39
*pulls out Joker’s mask from Persona 5*
So the ability to have a harem?
@@LilyWater84
More like the ability to get beaten up by a harem
*pulls out stone mask*
5:49 anyone who’s seen mask knows that the mask is the most powerful character ever
0:24 Oil or boil
3:52
They didn't specify what kind of happy so just show up trigger happy
10:08
Me being an actual weeb and saying most of these words: confusedconfusingconfusion
I think Emkay is becoming more cursed than the comments
Petition to make Robin watch Attack on Titan:
Yes
This was the best in a while
10:22
did not age well my friend.....
I think the queen Absorb the wrong soul
@@PointFearor maybe someone else absorbed her soul
My dad did the same exact thing dressing up as a cowboy to buy Red Dead. He bought all of the games..
A tad sad that robin doesn't plan on watch attack on titan, but I don't plan on harrasing people just to get them to watch a god damn anime.
Just remember, every file, on every computer connected to the internet, is on the internet, they are merely encrypted and marked not be tracked by search engines
7:10 I get what you did there
He should have said “no no, he’s got a point” at 5:34
Attack on titan is an amazing anime! You should watch it.
If you like general douch baggery sure
@@taspy809 And mass genocide along with watching the main character turn into hitler and the ending was ducking shit
Nothing like watching emkay on your birthday
Fun fact: pelicams can take their spine out of their mouth
R/teehee
Interesting a bird camera 🐦📷
It cost you nothing to remind me of this fact why have you done this.
Finally bird jerky
@@Feezee223 because it is what i do, also, this notification will remind you again
9:00 anyone gonna talk how it was made 31 years ago-
what anime is that at 1:27?
kaguya sama, love is war. (the pictures are from season 2 but you get the idea)
@@LilyWater84 thanks I have yet to get around watching both seasons.
4:14 - 4:19
**clasps hands together and points**
*_That yoshi is a baby._*
Hamboy: *_"Did I fucking stutter?"_*
:)
its kind of insane how many views and comments there are within 5 minutes of posting
9:15 smh I thought we got past the "men's sperm is actually miniature humans" belief ages ago
WHY ARE THE SUBTITLES RUSSIAN LMFAO 💀💀💀
Hm ya why is that
That last one took me a sec for some reason. I should know the internet by now.
10:42
Guy1: Hey man, how goes it?
Guy2: It’s going pretty well, how about you? How was your weekend?
Guy1: It was nice, with the time off from work I could spend time with my kids, really nice to bond with them, I wanna be a part of their lives
Guy2: Hey man, I already know your kids love that you’re a part of their lives, hopefully the family of the kids made from what you’re giving do as good as you do
Guy1: Thanks man
Guy2: No problem
Seems like my meme at 6:57 is still making its rounds, nice :) Thx.
10:50 if you look at the symbols on the cloth (left picture) it tells you that Japan's weird "curiosity" starts at a young age.
Ive been waiting for this video for so long!
"imagine your PFP holding you up and screwing you" ...i always just use a selfie, how tf am i holding myself up against the wall? troll physics much? XD
*Okay Cartman, calm the f#**#k** down*
And I laughed my @$$ off.
I have no where else to say this so I’m saying it here. I heard some kid in my class say “are your pronouns Her/she because you’re as sweet as chocolate?”
5:39 If you choose Darth Vader, you get your arms and legs cut off and your friend lights you on fire.
"This trains starting to fly completely off the rails".
You're assuming it was on the track to begin with.
You don’t want me to eat a dog but want me to eat a colorful bird…… l a m e
more of this please i have seen them all and i crave more
"baths are fine, just don't get in their showers"
me 2 seconds later: （⊙ｏ⊙）**dies of laughing**