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  • Опубликовано: 31 окт 2020
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  • @FancyPantaloons
    @FancyPantaloons 3 года назад +901

    2:15
    God: "So how did you die?"
    Me: "Lag"
    God: " lol get gud noob"

    • @tentaclefather2069
      @tentaclefather2069 3 года назад +6

      Yeah

    • @henryboianimations4869
      @henryboianimations4869 3 года назад +6

      This is really funny.

    • @TPICKSTONIEE
      @TPICKSTONIEE 3 года назад +5

      R/cursedcomments

    • @infinitethenextkazekage392
      @infinitethenextkazekage392 3 года назад +5

      One time I was playing with a friend on my Mc world and a hacker joined and killed me using hacks (that was probably a 30 year old hacking and killing in teenagers world wtf) he stole all my iron shit and I kicked him and I started over from scratch
      He said “lol noob get good”

    • @probablymeep8426
      @probablymeep8426 3 года назад +10

      get gud?
      more like....
      GIT GUD? (if you know what i mean, you're an amazing human)

  • @lucoamiyako8660
    @lucoamiyako8660 3 года назад +451

    "Healthy homosapiens"
    *looks at my belly*
    *health: -1*

    • @coolkieyt
      @coolkieyt 3 года назад +4

      The Sneezing cheese same-

    • @itsyaboi.1645
      @itsyaboi.1645 3 года назад +6

      Ouch that felt like a personal attack

    • @novaeye6081
      @novaeye6081 3 года назад +6

      Me: *looks at health*
      Health: *cottage cheese*
      Me: I am as healthy as the world right now.

    • @crossplayed
      @crossplayed 3 года назад +4

      Oh man, does that mean I need to count all of the ones in the basement too?

    • @somedeadchannel2121
      @somedeadchannel2121 3 года назад

      And + 3 defense

  • @yellowrose6126
    @yellowrose6126 3 года назад +732

    The snack that smiles back, Jack!

    • @chickennuggets4563
      @chickennuggets4563 3 года назад +22

      I see you also want to take part and devour jack.

    • @natsueyama
      @natsueyama 3 года назад +24

      @@chickennuggets4563 well y'know, cannibalism saves world hunger and over population

    • @chickennuggets4563
      @chickennuggets4563 3 года назад +13

      @@natsueyama Finally. People don't have to eat my kind anymore. Eating Jack is now the answer >B)

    • @yellowrose6126
      @yellowrose6126 3 года назад +6

      Tf happened to these replies

    • @14o1chan
      @14o1chan 3 года назад +4

      _-The smile that snacks back!-_

  • @omnisigman8002
    @omnisigman8002 3 года назад +507

    *This Jack guy sounds like EmKay.....*

    • @LuckD7cky
      @LuckD7cky 3 года назад +14

      @The Sneezing cheese
      H U R T I N G

    • @natsueyama
      @natsueyama 3 года назад +11

      @The Sneezing cheese **hurts**

    • @cooooooki
      @cooooooki 3 года назад +8

      can't tell if this a joke cuz emkay is a group not a person

    • @masamigameon
      @masamigameon 3 года назад +8

      @The Sneezing cheese **hurting you**

    • @Rainbow_Butterfly
      @Rainbow_Butterfly 3 года назад +4

      @@cooooooki r/wooosh

  • @rmino0838
    @rmino0838 3 года назад +2943

    Fun fact
    Fact: This isn't a cursed comment.
    Fun: Nothing here.

    • @CatDrinkingPoison
      @CatDrinkingPoison 3 года назад +7

      Ok

    • @mrwendigo3880
      @mrwendigo3880 3 года назад +31

      Umm why is the fact infront of the fun

    • @user-dw1es8nk2l
      @user-dw1es8nk2l 3 года назад +84

      @@mrwendigo3880 *fact fun*

    • @w_ldan
      @w_ldan 3 года назад +19

      Fun fact: you wasted your time by reading this reply

    • @tlfortynine
      @tlfortynine 3 года назад +5

      AND THEN THERES NO NUT

  • @pingmann
    @pingmann 3 года назад +428

    "I know a famous art student, he's German!"
    *Cries in austria*

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 3 года назад +20

      this one, i think you’d rather germany takes the credit

    • @pingmann
      @pingmann 3 года назад +22

      @@comradewindowsill4253 I'd rather austria, as I'm from germany

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 3 года назад +5

      @@pingmann you mean you’d like to be known for your country’s most infamous offspring? I’d say you’re better off without. Was about to say I’d rather not be known for my country’s equivalent, but as it happens, he was Georgian. Had a very distinct mustache too. And yes, I get communist jokes all the time. That, or references to gopniks, and I don’t know which is worse to be honest.

    • @pingmann
      @pingmann 3 года назад +9

      @@comradewindowsill4253 no I mean I'd rather he'd be known in austria, as I'm German

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 3 года назад +9

      @@pingmann oh, sorry. Seems I misunderstood. Personally if the Georgians could take the blame for Stalin I’d be thrilled, but no one’s falling for that

  • @frazzledgranny7
    @frazzledgranny7 3 года назад +161

    Do you ever just want to rip open someones chest and make them eat their own flesh while they're still alive because they ate your icecream?

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 3 года назад +516

    Day 37 of asking for these subreddits:
    Robin:
    -r/ihadastroke
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    -r/trippinthroughtime
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/Wellthatsucks
    -r/BreadStapledToTrees
    Lexi:
    -r/mildlyinteresting
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    And finally:
    -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this).
    Thanks! :D

    • @NOSEXER
      @NOSEXER 3 года назад +1

      r/shutupmaxlou420

    • @JamieAubrey
      @JamieAubrey 3 года назад +6

      Lets add ScottishPeopleTwitter, I'd like to see them try to read Tweets in Scottish slang

    • @thedudewiththeface
      @thedudewiththeface 3 года назад +2

      I’ll do you one better, have Zack and Damien both return and collaborate with Jack, Lexi, and Robin

    • @Jason-ey6nx
      @Jason-ey6nx 3 года назад +2

      oh wait, did zack leave this channel?

    • @stossy11
      @stossy11 3 года назад +1

      Noice

  • @Tw0Dots
    @Tw0Dots 3 года назад +274

    Is it so wrong to want to eat cursed snacks sometimes? What do you expect us to eat when we run out of FOOD?

    • @zemorph42
      @zemorph42 3 года назад +8

      Whatever you can catch or kill.

    • @tlfortynine
      @tlfortynine 3 года назад +5

      NO NUT DAY

    • @jebkerman5422
      @jebkerman5422 3 года назад +3

      Eachother

    • @Moongazer88
      @Moongazer88 3 года назад +4

      This gave a new meaning to no nut November.

    • @missing7130
      @missing7130 3 года назад +4

      depends where you are. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @xicemicesterx6431
    @xicemicesterx6431 3 года назад +185

    Jack: Hello healthy homo sapiens!
    me: Laughs in cancer

  • @mrneptune64
    @mrneptune64 3 года назад +20

    "Please call police
    I beg you"
    - Rick Astley

    • @swagrum7959
      @swagrum7959 2 года назад

      He gave us up
      He let us down
      We are all clowns
      Now we all share frowns
      He deserted us
      He is Among Us

    • @mrneptune64
      @mrneptune64 2 года назад

      no

    • @Anger_Anger_Anger
      @Anger_Anger_Anger 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@swagrum7959among us

  • @bluejeans23
    @bluejeans23 2 года назад +7

    "hello you healthy homo sapiens!" *proceeds to eat 10 chicken nuggets *

  • @nyxie2877
    @nyxie2877 3 года назад +12

    9:50 I love how the OP censored their own name like they weren’t the one posting it

  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 3 года назад +394

    "You'll never be able to tell if kids needed help"
    Him: mom what are you doin-
    Her: Im supporting anti-mask and also need Facebook reviews

    • @Shade45-
      @Shade45- 3 года назад

      I sometimes think you are getting lesser likes each damn comment

    • @justsomeguywithguns159
      @justsomeguywithguns159 3 года назад +3

      @@Shade45- yeah

    • @tlfortynine
      @tlfortynine 3 года назад

      No nuuut

    • @tlfortynine
      @tlfortynine 3 года назад

      @The Sneezing cheese AND NOW NO NUT NOVEMBER

    • @charax-1
      @charax-1 3 года назад +1

      Nome Gaming tbh this is just random joke so the likes don't really matter

  • @caitlinabbott7895
    @caitlinabbott7895 Год назад +6

    Jack singing bits
    1:15

  • @jellysquid8077
    @jellysquid8077 3 года назад +11

    The whole atheist vampire thing reminds me of in Netflix's Dracula, where the effect of crosses on him is purely placebo.

  • @quentintackitt5608
    @quentintackitt5608 3 года назад +11

    Still waiting for him to say "my names Jack and im on so much crack"

  • @k_slyons7346
    @k_slyons7346 3 года назад +3

    The way he said “Guess who’s first” was perfect 1:48

  • @Nova_Avali
    @Nova_Avali 3 года назад +6

    2:15
    *Doctor accidentally rips out heart during brain surgery*
    *Doctor* "dam lag"

  • @thefiregodzapp
    @thefiregodzapp 3 года назад +13

    7:07 I mean they aren't wrong Cubone's are canonically orphans according to the pokedex entries.

  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 3 года назад +91

    "Boys pocket: *cute little dog* "
    Bird: *craps on the mans face*
    The man: time to wipe it off *grabs dog*

  • @LeveyHere
    @LeveyHere 3 года назад +19

    I think the first guys just a time traveler, trying to warn us by hinting.

  • @beancanneedstherapy8998
    @beancanneedstherapy8998 3 года назад +6

    "Shut up, let's try and see you make a sound of a desk being dragged across the floor!"
    **aggressively pulls out violin**

  • @felix2617
    @felix2617 3 года назад +134

    "then I get to wear her lingerie"
    "COMMUNISM WAS WRONG-"
    Me: No no, let him continue. I'm interested.

    • @ianmoseley9910
      @ianmoseley9910 3 года назад

      does he actually need the lingerie? Under communism you only get what you need

    • @felix2617
      @felix2617 3 года назад +5

      @@ianmoseley9910 Guys in lingerie is 100% necessary and no one can tell me otherwise

    • @dr.funnybones
      @dr.funnybones 3 года назад

      @@felix2617 nice pfp

    • @AmIGrvyU
      @AmIGrvyU 3 года назад

      So she get to wear my underwear and I would get to wear hers? Interesting...

    • @solaireofastora6468
      @solaireofastora6468 3 года назад +1

      No, no, he's gotta point

  • @y857n
    @y857n 3 года назад +28

    *dont eat him!!*
    Me, Who has it in the microwave already: *I Am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.*

    • @tlfortynine
      @tlfortynine 3 года назад

      Noooo nuuut

    • @chakinanami6434
      @chakinanami6434 3 года назад

      Me with My Teru Teru Fried chicken and Mondo butter: heh *I'm 9 more Parallel Universes then you*

    • @someweirdo5853
      @someweirdo5853 3 года назад

      wait, they aren’t supposed to arrive in the microwave?

    • @biggolittleo5819
      @biggolittleo5819 2 года назад

      @@chakinanami6434 you have any spare mondo butter?
      I ran out ;-;

    • @aquariumfish-i4h
      @aquariumfish-i4h Год назад

      r/cursedcommentsonacursedcommentsvideo

  • @mineshnissanka7139
    @mineshnissanka7139 3 года назад +6

    3:10 wait you're getting paid?

  • @mr_rfrm7169
    @mr_rfrm7169 3 года назад +4

    I can literally fit my entire water bottle in my pocket and still have space for other stuff.

    • @swagrum7959
      @swagrum7959 2 года назад

      Plot Twist: You do not have pockets, so you put the water in a mini fridge.

  • @nicksuniverse7273
    @nicksuniverse7273 3 года назад +225

    Nobody:
    Me: Emkay knows theres a cursed Nintendo subreddit, right?
    Right?

  • @Kylan558
    @Kylan558 3 года назад +18

    I wouldn't be surprised if there was a post on r/cursedcomments with a comment from an EmKay video

  • @lorenzogonzato7421
    @lorenzogonzato7421 3 года назад +4

    4:30 Wait till we get a reaction of the queen seeing his death husband cosplaying as a corpse

  • @EndergamerEndergamer
    @EndergamerEndergamer 3 года назад +993

    I clicked faster than James Charles could say, “Hey sisters”

    • @ImJustABacon69420hahafuni
      @ImJustABacon69420hahafuni 3 года назад +11

      *Hey sisters*

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 года назад +4

      Isnt it Hey Sisters?

    • @ran6643
      @ran6643 3 года назад +4

      @@Tw0Dots no I think its Hey Sisters

    • @Nimpp
      @Nimpp 3 года назад +3

      Same

    • @Max-ei1pf
      @Max-ei1pf 3 года назад +11

      Damn, thats crazy bro, but who tf asked

  • @giyuken7216
    @giyuken7216 3 года назад +4

    I love the desk drag on floor part
    Edit: 5:43

  • @eddie47523
    @eddie47523 2 года назад +4

    8:30 I remember a thing that my father once told me. If you go to China, went to a restaurant serve you a deer meal, it was not a "deer" meal.

  • @user-dw1es8nk2l
    @user-dw1es8nk2l 3 года назад +1034

    ︎ ︎
    Boo

  • @Zykerio
    @Zykerio 3 года назад +57

    when it comes to images do you guys ever think about describing them for your blind viewers? decided to watch this with my friend and i have been describing all of the images for her and was actually curious on your guy's views on trying it out!

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 2 года назад +5

      sounds like a solution from Technology. an app or a reader that describes the screen without having to disrupt content with accessibility ramps.

    • @heavenlydusk
      @heavenlydusk 2 года назад

      @@RIXRADvidz I agree, because sadly some sighted viewers won't like it

  • @alexandra-jh7dh
    @alexandra-jh7dh 3 года назад +17

    ah yes, another emkay video just as i was about to go to sleep. yay, more fuel for my insomnia

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 года назад +2

      GO TO SLEEP

    • @stealthisaccount433
      @stealthisaccount433 3 года назад +1

      Chug a Red Bull

    • @spookiicat5719
      @spookiicat5719 3 года назад +1

      U seem like the girl that self diagnoses herself and complains when ppl question her when shes fine but she does it because wshe wants more attention

    • @melissaspaulding7311
      @melissaspaulding7311 3 года назад

      @@spookiicat5719
      -_-

  • @cloudnyc
    @cloudnyc 3 года назад +21

    The person who called the pandemic-
    Teach me your ways sensei

    • @natsueyama
      @natsueyama 3 года назад

      Just talk about reverse psychology.
      I hope the world doesn't end tomorrow :))
      _spam F to remove comment, you only have till tomorrow._

  • @name-uh5ee
    @name-uh5ee 3 года назад +6

    2:56
    People who's best friend is who they're married, or in a serious relationship with
    This is just like free money

  • @RealDankDoodle
    @RealDankDoodle 3 года назад +2

    7:42 the award though

  • @mosszilla3497
    @mosszilla3497 2 года назад +2

    3:21
    fandub eggman:I PISSED ON THE MOON

  • @onyxthevampirewolf9164
    @onyxthevampirewolf9164 3 года назад +7

    I clicked this video harder than my grandmother down the stairs

  • @captain5104
    @captain5104 3 года назад +6

    "watching your steam friends go from normal to hentai"...you dont realize how true that is....
    My steam friends avatars all went from goofy pics and memes to anime and porn....im probably one of the few on their list that has a normal pic..like...dafuq happened?

  • @angelic_autumngachaclubgac3483
    @angelic_autumngachaclubgac3483 3 года назад +15

    Jasper: *Covers hands in bandages* this was after putting long toothpicks in my knuckles.
    Metal Jasper: Yeah, but i might not be able to visit again.
    Jasper: *hugs MJ* You'd still be able to visit again, just no Cursed Reddit posts

  • @gingeygingerson5755
    @gingeygingerson5755 3 года назад +2

    As an American I can confirm that joke at 5:03 was hilarious.

  • @komasozeh6032
    @komasozeh6032 3 года назад +48

    I clicked on this faster than your gramma saying "Cookie's are ready".

    • @natsueyama
      @natsueyama 3 года назад

      Oh yeah! I love my grandma's specialty! Grandpa's ahses :>

    • @komasozeh6032
      @komasozeh6032 3 года назад

      @@natsueyama : /

    • @natsueyama
      @natsueyama 3 года назад

      @@komasozeh6032 what? Do you want some? It still got some chunks in it

    • @komasozeh6032
      @komasozeh6032 3 года назад

      @@natsueyama please no

    • @natsueyama
      @natsueyama 3 года назад

      @@komasozeh6032 oh cmon. It's not that bad!

  • @lapiswolf2780
    @lapiswolf2780 3 года назад +4

    10:38
    Art students who make thousands of dollars a week doing commissions: "may I have a word with you?"

  • @ErimosAster
    @ErimosAster 3 года назад +2

    3:45 sounds like a real tearjerker

  • @fakehumanmale4729
    @fakehumanmale4729 3 года назад +4

    The best part about the "this deserves a naughty spanking" comment is that they got the high five award

  • @sternbild2020
    @sternbild2020 3 года назад +45

    For the Fanders: here is r/Remus aka r/cursedcomments
    Janus from in the back: REMUS WHERE IS MY DEODERANT!
    Logan: REMUS! Not again.
    Janus: Again what did he do?
    Logan: You need to get another deoderant, one that has not been eaten by Remus.
    *confused snake noises*
    Logan: Remus ate your deoderant. Hide any others you have.
    Reply if you liked part 1 or part 2!

  • @Czar_Moss
    @Czar_Moss 3 года назад +4

    9:56 it is so unlikely it is basically impossible but technically speaking, since both couples are twins then their children could be twins through each parent. making them 1st cousins, and identical twins through different parents

  • @alaouijaafar8266
    @alaouijaafar8266 3 года назад +13

    Sometimes your commentary is even cursed than the comments

  • @theswedishberliner7784
    @theswedishberliner7784 3 года назад +4

    4:16 that one did not age that well.

  • @lunar_memories9981
    @lunar_memories9981 3 года назад +40

    “25 seconds ago”

    • @ZDtue
      @ZDtue 3 года назад +1

      Lunar_Memories "75 views"

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 года назад +2

      @@ZDtue mine still says no views and 5 comments lol

    • @thewanderinggamer1369
      @thewanderinggamer1369 3 года назад +1

      'NoOneGivesASh*t ago..*

    • @CelestialHart
      @CelestialHart 3 года назад +1

      3 minutes D:

    • @RucaDoo
      @RucaDoo 3 года назад

      @@thewanderinggamer1369 nice

  • @nxxmplayz3803
    @nxxmplayz3803 3 года назад +67

    I JUST WOKE UP A MINUTE AGO LES GOO-

  • @schoolshooter8686
    @schoolshooter8686 3 года назад +2

    I love watching Emkay vids with my classmates, they always have a blast.

    • @swagrum7959
      @swagrum7959 2 года назад

      Do you own a gun?

    • @cmat911
      @cmat911 Год назад

      @@swagrum7959 I mean, his name IS School Shooter

  • @dataexpunged2827
    @dataexpunged2827 3 года назад +4

    0:54 can’t blame him for following family traditions…

  • @panickyk2300
    @panickyk2300 3 года назад +4

    I'm sorry to say this but no one else makes r/cursedcomments funnier than Damien, the reason for that is that he isn't thinking of saying something witty after reading the comment, he geniunely laughed and that made it even more funnier. :"(

  • @kingfaun1236
    @kingfaun1236 3 года назад +53

    To anyone who doesn't get the german artist jokes he's talking about hitler I know it's pretty obvious but someone might not know so there

    • @ShadowyNeko
      @ShadowyNeko 3 года назад +9

      Hitler wasn't a German art student though..
      He was of AUSTRIAN origin and aspired to be an art student IN Germany

    • @peizhang6035
      @peizhang6035 3 года назад +1

      well i blame oversimplified

    • @ShadowyNeko
      @ShadowyNeko 3 года назад +1

      Well he WAS rejected from the Art School/University he wanted to enroll in. So he became a politician instead and led us to ruin

    • @kingfaun1236
      @kingfaun1236 3 года назад +3

      @@ShadowyNeko well to finally use my history class hitler was in a part of austria that use to be in the german empire so he consider himself german

    • @derpatron476
      @derpatron476 3 года назад +1

      Thank you zachery

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 3 года назад +2

    6:45 restart and defragment your brain IMMEDIATELY!
    XD

  • @momogabe1008
    @momogabe1008 3 года назад +2

    Jack actually sings very well!

  • @pikutastic
    @pikutastic 3 года назад +47

    At least there is not a virus that will end the world
    Edit: OH MY GOD

  • @eunicerodrigues1500
    @eunicerodrigues1500 3 года назад +8

    Last time I was this early, Justin Y. And Avery the Cuban American didn't know about this channel

    • @eunicerodrigues1500
      @eunicerodrigues1500 3 года назад

      @The Sneezing cheese you'll find them in most of the comments sections on RUclips

  • @statickyle1163
    @statickyle1163 3 года назад +2

    5:38 IM DEAD LOL

  • @simonemartini4856
    @simonemartini4856 3 года назад +4

    8:13 it happened to my 11 years old friend, srsly

  • @President_Starscream
    @President_Starscream 3 года назад +6

    The moon meme sadly forgot about Chairhead.

  • @OV34TIME11
    @OV34TIME11 3 года назад +8

    How butiful- lol. Edit: You know that the Queen of England is probably going to see this XD

  • @barakmadmon4503
    @barakmadmon4503 2 года назад +2

    5:29 hmmm... i should use that technic next time i kidnap a baby

  • @paul2019.
    @paul2019. 2 года назад +2

    8:18 have a nice minute

  • @flameblade9549
    @flameblade9549 3 года назад +10

    I clicked faster then jack saying welcome back.

  • @CallMeFreakFujiko
    @CallMeFreakFujiko 3 года назад +3

    6:27 How do you think school shooters are made?

  • @remositum
    @remositum 2 года назад +2

    5:20 this one got me

  • @austinthegamest7424
    @austinthegamest7424 3 года назад +2

    I didn’t get the joke at 5:55
    Then,after getting it:
    Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy....
    (Hahaha!)

  • @dababy4633
    @dababy4633 3 года назад +4

    I’ve been seeing so many queen memes after Prince Philip died

  • @AK-ot2nb
    @AK-ot2nb 3 года назад +22

    When you dont know what to write in comments

    • @arianebolt1575
      @arianebolt1575 3 года назад

      When you feel the urge to respond

    • @user-dw1es8nk2l
      @user-dw1es8nk2l 3 года назад +1

      When you breath

    • @BalliMurphy3555
      @BalliMurphy3555 3 года назад

      @@user-dw1es8nk2l when you breath breath

    • @Shade45-
      @Shade45- 3 года назад

      Horrific, horrifying, horrible all have same meaning
      But terrific, terrifying, terrible all have different meaning
      -from a video by Aperture
      Edit:
      If you think about breathing, then you stop breathing automatically
      But if you stop thinking about breathing, automatically turn on breathing
      Also from aperture

    • @arianebolt1575
      @arianebolt1575 3 года назад

      Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato

  • @jaakkohaapasalo1873
    @jaakkohaapasalo1873 3 года назад +2

    8:02
    That hits home

  • @jordanhasch2544
    @jordanhasch2544 Год назад +2

    "There's something else in here that hasn't fully gotten off."
    OK; I'm fucking HOOTING like an owl. Didn't know Jack was a sucker for a cheap sex joke, but I didn't realize how much snark he threw in either. Bloody brilliant.

  • @AceP1lot42
    @AceP1lot42 3 года назад +3

    00:05
    Who else saw that video in school?

  • @joshferguson1954
    @joshferguson1954 3 года назад +12

    I don't think I've ever been this early, looking forward to the video 👍🏻

  • @yuval12388
    @yuval12388 3 года назад +2

    6:02 wingardium levi-

  • @pierregullam7636
    @pierregullam7636 3 года назад

    Cursed comments never fail to crack me up thnx alot emkay

  • @Swinum
    @Swinum 3 года назад +59

    "I hate when engineering students call them engineers..."
    Don't worry, they are going to use more gun, calm down

    • @ojie285
      @ojie285 3 года назад +1

      "MISS I'VE RUN OUT OF METAL TO UPGRADE"
      "Take some from Jimmy, he just died"

    • @ojie285
      @ojie285 3 года назад

      @The Sneezing cheese WOAH BUDDY

    • @Salapandaa
      @Salapandaa 3 года назад +4

      And if that doesn't work...
      use more gun

    • @Swinum
      @Swinum 3 года назад

      @The Sneezing cheese elaborate

    • @ojie285
      @ojie285 3 года назад +1

      @The Sneezing cheese it turned from TF2 to Hamilton real quick
      We rendezvous with Rochambeau, consolidate their gifts

  • @notherelol
    @notherelol 3 года назад +4

    The first one tho-
    *He is the cursed one.*

  • @ProfessionalNamielleLewder69
    @ProfessionalNamielleLewder69 3 года назад +2

    6:50 - The Great Jacinto?

  • @Jason-ey6nx
    @Jason-ey6nx 3 года назад +2

    7:53 i feel that on a spiritual level.

  • @justsomeguywithguns159
    @justsomeguywithguns159 3 года назад +4

    1:59 *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

  • @gabrielaubry1334
    @gabrielaubry1334 3 года назад +21

    "People who keep their door unlocked at night, WHY?"
    "Because my door DOESN'T HAVE A LOCK!"

    • @swagrum7959
      @swagrum7959 2 года назад

      But the person owns a glock
      With enough firepower to shoot off someones.....................
      rock.

  • @trifortay
    @trifortay 3 года назад +2

    OH MY GOD THAT INTRO MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD, "Hello my name is Jack, and welcome back to Emkak, I mean, Emkay"

  • @mightymoose6793
    @mightymoose6793 3 года назад +1

    The list of what I wouldn't do for 2mill would be HORRIFYINGLY short.

  • @seleneriddle977
    @seleneriddle977 3 года назад +8

    lmaooo the first one tho 😂
    for clarification i’m talking about the first thing on there, also why are you guys so rude about it though.

    • @alterra5429
      @alterra5429 3 года назад +1

      nope, other people were first

    • @MC-hm5pc
      @MC-hm5pc 3 года назад +1

      WRONG

    • @fishwater430
      @fishwater430 3 года назад

      No that's wrong

    • @max-ur1ql
      @max-ur1ql 3 года назад

      I think it was talking about the first one in the video

    • @Shade45-
      @Shade45- 3 года назад

      First 3 repliers should go to grammar school
      Also commenter should also change their comment so that this won't happen again

  • @engineergaming948
    @engineergaming948 3 года назад +52

    I’m in a minute I’ve never been this early

    • @potato-su6gu
      @potato-su6gu 3 года назад +2

      Same

    • @tlfortynine
      @tlfortynine 3 года назад +2

      NOOOOOOOOO
      NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

    • @TheGuyThatRequested
      @TheGuyThatRequested 3 года назад +2

      well now i will be your guide to being what you call "early"

    • @tlfortynine
      @tlfortynine 3 года назад +2

      NO NUT DAY

    • @AlixDahal
      @AlixDahal 3 года назад +1

      More memes ruclips.net/video/u-wQ4fak7kM/видео.html

  • @user-ob1nm7lt2w
    @user-ob1nm7lt2w 2 года назад +2

    0:40 phineas I know what we're going to do today

  • @CnMReese
    @CnMReese 3 года назад +2

    1:38 At this time the woman looks like she’s on something because of her eyes

  • @sidejyll9667
    @sidejyll9667 3 года назад +11

    12 like 7 comments 35 seconds
    No views no comments to be seen
    Too early for meme comments

  • @mikethewhizz5085
    @mikethewhizz5085 3 года назад +3

    Sometimes I wish I were a rabbit so I could know what it's like to enjoy eating vegetables

  • @channelname12616
    @channelname12616 3 года назад +2

    1:10 loaded with... what.....

  • @AD_Nelson
    @AD_Nelson 3 года назад +1

    6:56 Funnily enough, that is a straight up reference to a mexican(or spanish, idk) show.

  • @GD_Jay
    @GD_Jay 3 года назад +4

    Don’t eat him

  • @the-og-cerealkiller
    @the-og-cerealkiller 3 года назад +4

    "He's German"
    Sure...

  • @creativeusername1958
    @creativeusername1958 3 года назад +2

    0:47 Hotel? Trivago.

  • @thefungusissocool2700
    @thefungusissocool2700 3 года назад +1

    lmao he knew exactly what we were thinking on that staple one