My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
@@koma4700 My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
Not trying to be the type of guy to get wooshed here, but I think they're talking about children's cartoon Most of animes have a lot of violence involved in most of their situations, which is one of the many reasons why most anime are not qualified for children below 11 to watch
@AARYAN BHARDWAJ no. *Force him to recreate the Minecraft world in the exact seed, buildings created in their exact positions and with the exact building materials used, create redstone contraptions without the help of a guide, all chests filled with the exact same items inside it, ender dragon defeated, an artificial village housing a mending villager, and all tools and armor made from netherite. The game must be played in hard difficulty and everytime he dies, he'll be shocked with a shock collar*
@@Z_Viper08 I have watched and read all parts. I read the monthly releases of Jojolion. But the simple existence of severed hands doesn't mean it's a JoJo reference. Or now Breathing, Pursuing anything or even making a soap bubble counts as a JoJo reference?
You finally found the evidence to report the killer to the police. But something's wrong. It's too sloppy, it's like he wanted you to find them, you feel an itch in your eye, and behind you, you hear: "Killer Queen, daisan no bakudasu: Bites za dusto".
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
@@notYourBro44 A lot. My big bro also tried to smother me when I was an infant. I was also molested by 3 different family members, abused by my dad, nearly ran over by my mom, she then went on to commit suicide, my gram fell down a hill and broke her arm and shoulder, then she fel down some stairs and broke her leg and her knee
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
I remember that one time during CNY where while I was saying “I wish for your good health” I took one look at my grandma and immediately thought “damn, that’s a bit too late for her.”
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
2:29 My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
2:30 my name is yoshikage kira. i'm 33 years old. my house is in the northeast section of morioh, where all the villas are, and i am not married. i work as an employee for the kame yu department stores, and i get home every day by 8 pm at the latest. i don't smoke but i occasionally drink. i'm in bed at 11 pm. and make sure i get eight hours of sleep no matter what. after having a glass of milk. and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed. i usually don't have any problems sleeping until morning. just like a baby i wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. i was told there was no issues at my last check up.
I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
A Cursed Comment: If a robot made another robot as a toy for them that looked exactly like the OG robot, would it mean that the OG robot is going to play with themselves or that they just made themselves?
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
And make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, etc.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
There’s “end” in “friend”, “ex” in “next”, but worst of all there’s “EA” in “team”
There's "man" in "woman" (especially pregnant one)
You know what's worse? There are two "EA"s in "Deadbeat"
E E E it’s in the game
There's "me" in "meme"
Oo Skyrix oO 2 me’s actually.
Someone: Man slaughter
Me: Mans laughter
That someone: No that is not right
You mean no no he's right
He’s got a point
no that is not right
No, that IS right
I can only think about the Man behind the slaughter...
"A bag of 54 hands was found in Russia."
My nAmE iS YosHIkAGe kiRa
nO YoShIkAgE KrA dOsNt EGgSiSt
Edit: thanks
@@pranavpranavi3935 KiDa QwEeN diCe AnO bAKaDa BiteS Za DusTo
I’m 33 years old I don’t occasionally smoke but I usually drink, I sleep like a baby and wake up normally
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
*The duwang gang would like to know your location*
"A bag of 54 hands was found in Russia."
Shigaraki: *Sh^t*
Yoshikage kira : *horni intensifies*
Dabi : Damnit Shiggy
@@demroyallers it would actually be 27 family members!! Less murder, but equally horrifying ☺️
@@koma4700 My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
Hey can you me a hand
"A bag of 34 severed hands has been found in Russia"
🎵Oh Mr. Hand man... Hand me a hand...🎵
You know what imma post this to r/cursedcomments
@@terror8354 Y E S
Kira?
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
Actually it's kira
"Only Disney gets away with killing its animated characters."
- Some person who has never heard of Anime in his entire life.
Not trying to be the type of guy to get wooshed here, but I think they're talking about children's cartoon
Most of animes have a lot of violence involved in most of their situations, which is one of the many reasons why most anime are not qualified for children below 11 to watch
I am getting Danganronpa vibes.
JJBA in a dimmed area.: ' finally. . . IT IS MY TIME TO SHINE! '
@@Liz-py1gt true
Time to look for the Dragon Balls lol
2:30
Kira Yoshikage: Oh dear it seems you've found it
Dang it I wash gonna say that
Thought of the exact same thing
Watashi wa kira yoshikage
*why is sheer cardiac arrest taking so long?*
E p I c
I love how no matter what he’s saying Robin is always so cheerful. Honestly makes my day
@Oregano idk lol I just forgot to change my pfp
Spongebob
We have the same profile pic
I'm not sure if I should laugh or not.
*ʙ ᴏ ᴛ ʜ*
aHaHaHaAaA 😔
Laugh or the Russians attack again
@@dubzy09 *n o*
L A U G H
5:47 that scream of disgust was the most perfect thing ever
Agreed
what dose that mean anyway?
Sounds like a game scream ngl
@@thatsamood TF2 scout
Seriously tho if it isnt fake that dad who deleted the world is pretty mean
its real. the dad deleted the son's whole account. you can look it up but its just depressing
It's real
@AARYAN BHARDWAJ no.
*Force him to recreate the Minecraft world in the exact seed, buildings created in their exact positions and with the exact building materials used, create redstone contraptions without the help of a guide, all chests filled with the exact same items inside it, ender dragon defeated, an artificial village housing a mending villager, and all tools and armor made from netherite. The game must be played in hard difficulty and everytime he dies, he'll be shocked with a shock collar*
@Lunatic Gamer
Bro you’re being waaay to merciful to that guy, instead of a shock collar he gets his toe stubbed whenever he dies in Hardcore Mode
That poor kid is gonna grow up to ghost his parents.
"A bag of 54 hands was found in Russia"
this is *OUR* jojo reference
that is not a JoJo reference
@@reckermatouvc H A N D
@@reckermatouvc u not watch part 4 yet
@@Z_Viper08 I have watched and read all parts. I read the monthly releases of Jojolion. But the simple existence of severed hands doesn't mean it's a JoJo reference. Or now Breathing, Pursuing anything or even making a soap bubble counts as a JoJo reference?
@@reckermatouvcdo you not know of the fact that everyone and everything is a jojo reference
2:30
Who ever had all those hands just wanted a quiet life
Yoshikage Kira want to know your location
hOlY MOLy IS tHaT A jOJo ReFERence??
Bites the dusto
You finally found the evidence to report the killer to the police. But something's wrong. It's too sloppy, it's like he wanted you to find them, you feel an itch in your eye, and behind you, you hear: "Killer Queen, daisan no bakudasu: Bites za dusto".
Welp, I guess you can say, ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
What would I make for Gordon? Lamb sauce. But he would be forced to watch me throw it into oblivion
Well, at least he'll have a general idea of where it is.
Hi
lol
I saw an answer: water, powered on a towel, served over his hole face.
Me: Dang!
My mom: *yOu WeReN't SuPpOsEd To SaY tHaT*
Omg thx 4 the likes fam
Switch the D in dang with a B and after your mom says that you weren't supposed to say dang
You're going to "dang" her.
The body isn't supposed to talk!
Then just say damn after that
Little Timmy get ready for your Minecraft world to be deleted
Where did you find that cow profile pic
4:54 when he said "Oh yeah, she's got a big barrel!" This saying plus his voice during it reminds me of tankman.
TONKM3N
steve x captain starts playing in your mind*
who is tank man??
@JJ its Tank-men, and Is a Webtoon, War theme
Omg he does!!
Do rareinsults. There are sure a lot of people roasting me in the comments
Just some guy with an abnormally large forehead oo big forehead
You must have massive mega big brain my dude
Big forehead
"rest in pieces, down for the count!"
*FOREHEAD*
10:57 Are we gonna ignore that fact he said “i’ll kill myself” ??
I just got the joke
Yes ^^
Answer:yes
Secondly:no
@@meddl8103 why?
And, yEs
Can we get this comment 66 more likes plz?
The school goes *insert mom and dad room sound effects*
I wonder what that’ll be
Diarrhea
Good mom and dad room: *clap clap clap clap*
Bad mom and dad room: *screams, gun shoot, silent time, second gunshor*
Thunder God me too
mom: why am i alone in a room?
"A bag of 47 hands found in Russia."
Shigaraki-Oh! That's where the rest of my hands went!"
as soon as o forgot about foot shirikagi
this comment reminded me
Wtf does this mean and who is “shigarki”
@@calebpersonal9987 a villain from my hero academia… hes covered in hands (when u like first see him)
And he sees the hands as family
@@Sansibit ok
2:30
**_Killer plays faintly in the background_**
Ah yes jojo
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Killer Queen Dai san no Bakudan Bite The Dust...
Ooop
@@arynlastname3894 IM 2 WEEKS LATE
"Imagine crushing your gf's windpipe"
My immediate thought: My brother did that
wait- oh no.
Least she wasn't sore about it
@@commemorative He also threw a knife at her
@@senryuzaki9487 WTF goes on in your family?
@@notYourBro44 A lot. My big bro also tried to smother me when I was an infant. I was also molested by 3 different family members, abused by my dad, nearly ran over by my mom, she then went on to commit suicide, my gram fell down a hill and broke her arm and shoulder, then she fel down some stairs and broke her leg and her knee
Rob is like the step dad that gives you money when ever you want but he is still with your mum
Sounds like a sugar daddy
5:41 - 6:14 made me laugh the hardest.
Robin's specific reactions is exactly why they always make him read this subreddit.
The Hand erasing those no-no words from existence.
OI JOSUKE
OI JOSUKE UR MOM IS SUPER HOT
I’m surprised nobody has replied to the hands thing with the Kira spheel yet.
@@samuelwang7622 Do not talk about it, they dont need to know
*A bag of 54 hands has been found*
Me: *Wow, Yoshikage Kira really went far to hide the evidence*
I guess theres more in other countries
Giorno Giovanna i would have to agree, my fellow Giorno
Hello fellow JoFans
yes thats a lot of hands... i think you guys need to give him some "HANDS"
Thank you banana Girono
"A Bag Of 54 Severed Human Hands Has Been Found In Russia"
*_unholy yoshikage kira noises_*
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
69 likes. Nice.
@@Thecashstuffer-wb3ie *nice.*
U stole this from "stub boi"
@@litbladexd8040 bro i literally made this comment 9 months ago there's tons of other comments like these
me: *skips 10 seconds of intro*
emkay: "because i love"
me: *skips 10 again*
emkay: "guys to bang"
oh god
Wouh is that -robin- emkay???
Wohdishaidudhhhhhhh wowowowoowhhhh
XD
@JRX Games same
R/suddenly gay
'Yeet'
- Fizzizist
9:48
yeet
Just got 400 likes for quoting someone's comment wowowowowow nice
@@uftsfights7146 and now you have less than 400, get rekt
@@alex2005z sheesh bro u crazy man bro
Luckily we bigfoots are allowed to say whatever we want out here in the woods
I lied to someone before and they didn't even know it so oblivious m.ruclips.net/video/ub82Xb1C8os/видео.html
@@azhdahascustomerservices1301 I am ashamed to say that I fell for this
@@mossybees This is the oblivious person I was talking about.Also click on my name for my premade apology.
@@azhdahascustomerservices1301 lemme guess, a rickroll?
u seems familiar
Gordon after eating his son: finally some good fucking food
finally, some good fucking food
Where's the fucking Blood Sauce oh nvm
r/cursedcomments
Gordon also needs his lamb sauce
Well, it is a familiar recipe
Hiv positive dart:
Damage 10+
Poison for 2 extra turns
The opposing pokemon is now poisoned!
if this is being posted on r/itemshop can i be in the picture?
Me too!!!
Hand collection found:
*Yoshikage Kira would like to know your location*
Wait... Is that a Duwang is Unbreakable reference!?
YES
Yes yes yes
How Kira got warmth in Siberia is by blowing up rocks and stuff. Either rocks, or women. Not sure.
*chew*
Day 4 of asking Robin to say: "I'm Robin Dabank"
As a fellow Robin I wish to hear him say it
There goes your upvote
"Hello everybody, my name is Robin Dabank and today we're looking at r/that happened."
Every time Robin says ' i'm Robin ' i automatically say ' dabank' 😂😂
Im robin you
2:31
Yoshikage Kira is hiding in Russia?
Whoever found that out just spoiled his chance at quiet life
Yes
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
The gang should have investigated there instead of Morioh.
WHO KIRA???!!!!
3:07 even Koichi knows. He knows all.
Such a reliable guy kochi
Who Kochi? I only know Koichi lol
[54 severed human hands]
*Kira Yoshikage intensifyies*
s
Russian Yoshikage
I hear an ambulance coming
Belgium: First time?
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Seduce my dad type? ha ha he went to go get milk
He will be back any second
I said any second
Bro
Idk if this is a joke or not but if it is, haha, if its not, im sorry
is your dad back yet?
Yes.... any second.....
Hayden Steffee see, my dad!
No wait, that's a burglar.
"A bag of 54 hands was found in Russia."
Yoshikage Kira: "Oh dear, it's seems you've found it."
“Until next we meet, I’ll be seeing ya”
Me:
*he sees you when you’re sleeping*
*He knows when your awake*
@@surfboard3795 *he knows if you've been bad or good*
*so be good for goodness sake*
10:57 it doesn’t say kill myself but I think Rob is sending us a message
(._. )
-_____________-
'. '
Ayo wtf
To yeet or not to yeet, that is the question.
Yote
Yute
Yate
2:30
Kira: *heavy breathing
*that's kiras new identity*
*we found him*
i think u guys need to give him some HANDS...
CALL AN AMBULANCE
Who is Kira
2:37
Ah man, looks like my trip to Russian made it onto the news.
"Everybody gangsta until Animal Crossing becomes A N I M A L F A R M"
i love that book
LONG LIVE NAPOLEON
I cried when he said that😂
@@diegocaraves2786 NAPOLEON IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
Issabelle always gives a daily sacrifice to her communist overlord.
2:30 The owner of this bag just wants a quiet life.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Oh come on!!
@@anonymousperson0 Da fuq?
@@SaladKnife. You clearly do not get these comments
@@TheUltima_Werewolf yup, I dont get a single bit of these comments
1:46 don’t forget the ‘fun’ in funeral!!
The "bro" in brothel.
Don’t forget the uneral in funeral
I remember that one time during CNY where while I was saying “I wish for your good health” I took one look at my grandma and immediately thought “damn, that’s a bit too late for her.”
Russian girls? Don’t get me started on Kiwi girls, Bob Semples
Ok, sending kiwi hentai to you right here right now
@@Woolyu *W A I T W H A T*
*_big ol’ sigh_* *T h a n k y o u K i m .*
You’re the real Kim Jong-Un not an imposter🧐
How about five yr olds wait you're the dictat... Oh no i shouldn't have said that.
2:37 *Kira Yoshikage wants to know your location*
Ayy wassup fellow brawl stars player
Ah yes, fellow jojo fan
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
but those were frozen.so ew for mr bomber
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Imagine burning someone’s house down and killing them in the process and then leaving your business card behind
SamiDaDerp that’s what hitmen are
me: **Flips pillow to the cold side**
Everyone else at my funeral: 👁👄👁
I thought dads going to "get the milk" was a meme...
But that's how one of my friend's dad left...
Sorry for your friend.
@@buddy5196 yeah, thanks :)
Please, tell me you're joking.
Used to be a pack of cigarettes.
@@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 About the friend part, yeah, they're not my friend after the fight we had 🤡
Billie: might suduce your dad type
Me: he's... He's dead. Don't bang a corpse.
Why??? What's wrong with screwing dead people?
@@piranhaplant2555 lmao
choco Bibi ur pp tells me u have had experience
There was 69 likes... I ruined it
@@timeflex727 hell yeah, I definitely have
2:30 GUYS, THE HANDS BELONG TO YOSHIKAGE KIR-
*Explodes*
Giovanni Luquin-Garzon wait do you know that this is a jojo reference (a joke) or not I’m confused
Omg yeah lol
No Yoshikage Kira stole them
It belonged to Carlee Henderson
Who is KIRA
Robin's scream at 5:47 is just perfect.
yep
10:05 incorrect. After a blast there will be a carbon stain shaped as a human because the body got vaporised, not a white silhouette.
That's true, but I'm pretty sure that person was making a dark joke
Salt Shaker i know. It is just one of those facts I love.
Inverted Hiroshima
Either way, they're not coming back from it
hold up, you love the fact that people leave stain after being vaporize.
4:07
"Don't come back bro, they found the piss drawer"
Man ! I was planning to save that for dinner !!
How is the piss drawer dinner
@@youraveragetroller4467 its a nice drink. mix it with the white stuff that comes out of your stick and youve got yourself a luxurious dinner
@@thatboredinternetwanderer140 i agree, i did that and the dinner tasted good
2:30 >Yoshikage Kira has entered the chat
Beat me to it 😂😂😂
Killer Queen has already touched the chat!
hope they don't find a collection of dry egyptian women
Nah, thats Shigaraki
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
Kira when they found the hands:
Kira queen duo is back baby
2:30 KIRA YOSHIKAGE IS NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS
commented by the jojo reference gang
killer queen has already touched the hands 👀
They found his collection but for some reason he buried them in Russia
WHO IS KIRA YOGHSKIA
@@HemiHami Ffs you commented this a million times just SEARCH IT UP!!!
It's a JoJo reference in case that wasn't obvious by everyone else's comments
@@BanditEevee wtf is jojo
2:37 *Yoshikage Kira Likes That*
True
I love how it seemed like the bird was yelling " it was a bat shut up"
9:45 as a Chinese teen I can confirm the dog tastes better 👍
You belong in this subreddit
1:06. Imagine getting shot in the eye with that
Why'd you put that image in my head...
At least it wouldn't be painful
I would call it the wheep-o, shoot the girls, they go right to sleep-o
Cursedcomment?
I wonder what it tastes like?
That one dude: hENtAI
EmKay: AUGHHHHGHFJG
2k likes to see the undedited version of my comment teehee
lol
Lol
lol
Lol
Lol
2:29
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.
I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.
I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
When Kira stomped Koichi, he made him eat the floor. Koichi bit the dust twice.
Remember: Meatball man is watching.
Yes
All hail the meatball man
2:30
my name is yoshikage kira. i'm 33 years old. my house is in the northeast section of morioh, where all the villas are, and i am not married. i work as an employee for the kame yu department stores, and i get home every day by 8 pm at the latest. i don't smoke but i occasionally drink. i'm in bed at 11 pm. and make sure i get eight hours of sleep no matter what. after having a glass of milk. and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed. i usually don't have any problems sleeping until morning. just like a baby i wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. i was told there was no issues at my last check up.
I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
WHO IS KIRA?!
@@HemiHami he is yoshikage kira he is 33 years old
2:30 Stop bullying the dollar store David Bowie looking Kira Yoshikage! He just wants a quiet life and his hand collection
Fun fact: if you say "fun fact" chances are, people will read the whole thing.
Fun fact you got me
Very true
Fun fact: no
YE GOT ME
@Thomas Corbett who's voice?
Dad: are ya wining son?
Me: * playing cod no Russian *
Hello there
Hello there
Hello there
Hello there
Hello there
It's the Legend him self, I got my account band because of that😂 4:30
hol up
Holy moly. Imagine being born in 1385.
Holy moly
Holy moly
Damn you'd at least be 30
Good times back then
@@indiumblue It really IS holy moly!
When Robin starts looking at r/cursedcomments-
"Hi everyone, my name's Robin and I'm about to be sobbin."
Him: “what makes it even worse is that you have to find HIV positive blood for your nerf battle” Me: what do you mean “find”?
Just gonna
Put it out there...
Press enter
To skip to
The next line,
Hopes it helps :P
R O P E
2:30
Kira Yoshikage: **Heavy breathing**
A Cursed Comment: If a robot made another robot as a toy for them that looked exactly like the OG robot, would it mean that the OG robot is going to play with themselves or that they just made themselves?
Yeah like Humans making humans for fun, good luck.
@@micharosa6201 wait
@@micharosa6201 what
they'd be playing themselves
@@Medical_Terms Robot making robot as a toy and humans making a humans as a toy. Besides i got specific sense of humor, which is why i like EmKay
0:56 that's why they call it Hell's Kitchen
I love how he never says the bad words in his videos but he’s still always like: “You wanna see it?”
Title: You’re not allowed to say that!
Me: I say what I want
that!
2:32 Is Slav Yoshikage Kira's Hand Collection
"DAMN YOU JOSUKE, my stand SLUVIACK TANK will beat your COMMUNIST DIAMOND"
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
WHO IS KIRA GOD DAMMIT
8:32 Okay, this one is brutal, I'm going to hell for laughing at this
2:30 Kira: *sweats profusely*
My name is yoshikage kira I'm 33 and I live on the northest section of morioh etc
Where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores etc.
And make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, etc.
2:30
*I Think Who ever have those hand live in duwang-*
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Shigaraki's probably hitting up Russia
2:30 K...K...Kira is t-that you?
Billie: breaths literally everyone: how about an eyelash in this trying time
Oh, last time i was this early, Mr.krabs sold Spongebobs soul for 62 cents.
10:02 when youre about to get covered by mud so you decide to strike a pose anyway
He must have been a reliable guy
2:30 killer queen bites za dusto!
4:43
"A group of humans is called an infestation"
-Mr. Popo
2:32 : exists
*My name is yoshikage kira* intensifies
Who is Kira?
Haha. The joke where someone's dad has left to go get milk is very funny.
Ok zoomer, is it the first time seeing memes or something
Hello, I'm here thirty-one seconds after release
i was 3 seconds after release so ha
girlwhocanbreathe
I was before release.
@@azestical6566 lol
yare yare daze NOW THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT!!!!!
I'm here 40yrs after birth lol
5:40 the scream killed me
I need one of those hands for my necromancy. No questions asked please.
Yoshikage Kira, come back, without you, the population of thots in morioh have increased by 80% and report immediately.
"There's also some good hentai about her"
Me "NO! You will *NOT* ruin my childhood!!!"
10:57 I love how so many of these are depressing that he instinctively says “kill myself” when it doesn’t even say that.
Yeah
well tbf, 10:57
2:30 Yoshikage Kira must have moved.
YOSHGAIK KEYRAH WHAJAYAT?