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  • @Uncann7
    @Uncann7 4 года назад +5748

    "If thats a pistol she's riding where's the trigger?"
    Two outcomes:
    1: She *IS* the trigger.
    2: She's *riding the trigger.*

    • @imk2007
      @imk2007 4 года назад +361

      We know Wich one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @2007ghettonissanaltima
      @2007ghettonissanaltima 4 года назад +479

      @@imk2007 S H E I S T H E T R I G G E R

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 4 года назад +138

      Technically, she is.

    • @colourblindchalk
      @colourblindchalk 4 года назад +316

      She'd riding the trigger like I rode my uncle last week

    • @toaster83
      @toaster83 4 года назад +97

      CEO of Cheese I know I saw what happened

  • @gluk8838
    @gluk8838 4 года назад +2724

    "All I see outside is fire and people running around naked."
    "Yeah don't mind him, he lives in Detroit."
    Never have I been so offended by something I agree with so much.

    • @nexal8109
      @nexal8109 4 года назад +14

      *DAMN*

    • @anakinskywalker5917
      @anakinskywalker5917 4 года назад +8

      Yea i big sad

    • @somenoobdatsuks
      @somenoobdatsuks 4 года назад +8

      Its hard to argue with his point

    • @marcy1949
      @marcy1949 4 года назад +13

      You're looking for "I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with

    • @octopus9454
      @octopus9454 4 года назад +1

      Detroit needs to be burnee

  • @axethannanth
    @axethannanth 4 года назад +1550

    "If that's a pistol she's riding, then where's the trigger?"
    Remember people, a good eye for the wrong thought can make fetishes.

    • @axethannanth
      @axethannanth 4 года назад +28

      Well, now I am mostly sure that this is how most fetishes are made.

    • @TheRealPsychoDevil
      @TheRealPsychoDevil 4 года назад +14

      Axel Annand naw that’s just how kids are born

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 4 года назад +10

      Where is the trigger? Ya see, all you need to do is- AWAKE! JUDGEMENT GUN MORPHING

    • @debracota3664
      @debracota3664 4 года назад +1

      😐

    • @wyattguilliams9472
      @wyattguilliams9472 4 года назад +10

      Wrong thoughts?
      or
      Poor design while drawing?

  • @shilloe13
    @shilloe13 4 года назад +1520

    The comment section is literally cursing the cursed comments further.

  • @junniee7813
    @junniee7813 4 года назад +1270

    "If that's a pistol she's riding, where's the trigger?"
    SHE IS THE TRIGGER

  • @johng0640
    @johng0640 4 года назад +2402

    Robin’s voice is sounds like he’s scared all the time until he figures out what’s going on. :)

  • @therandomstuffguy5324
    @therandomstuffguy5324 4 года назад +472

    0:01 and thats where the expression son of a gun comes from

    • @Xx_Marzanna_Snow_xX
      @Xx_Marzanna_Snow_xX 4 года назад +11

      Omg lmao

    • @darkmydst3251
      @darkmydst3251 4 года назад +9

      You DONE that, you actually DONE that
      Sorry kids, this is a daddy joke

    • @TV-my8lx
      @TV-my8lx 4 года назад +4

      DarkMydst oh daddy

    • @therandomstuffguy5324
      @therandomstuffguy5324 4 года назад +1

      Rainbow-AnimationsAndGaming that’s not good

    • @iimoonytoony7879
      @iimoonytoony7879 4 года назад +3

      Cue the, “I can’t believe you’ve done this” meme. 😂

  • @skyw3419
    @skyw3419 3 года назад +500

    Title: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
    Everyone else: YES YES YES YES YES

  • @writtenwisely
    @writtenwisely 4 года назад +1744

    Crunchifying Jesus...brings Veggie Tales to a whole new level...

    • @yoinkface6516
      @yoinkface6516 4 года назад +27

      There is a special place in hell for people like you

    • @garfield2514
      @garfield2514 4 года назад +23

      Yes, how I love the crunching sound of bones as I mutilate and consume my victims raw.

    • @SonGayku
      @SonGayku 4 года назад +31

      Veggie Tales is just Christian anime.

    • @icelandgaming
      @icelandgaming 4 года назад +13

      The other three comments that I see have different style for me.
      "There is a special place in hell for people like you" I agree with you Yoink Face
      "Yes, how I love the crunching sound of bones as I mutilate and consume my victims raw." Fuck off S Smith
      "Veggie Tales is just Christian anime" Well, you're not wrong Son Goku

    • @Webdragon444
      @Webdragon444 4 года назад +10

      You did it. You out-cursed the comment

  • @averagelurker8072
    @averagelurker8072 4 года назад +301

    "All I see outside is fire and people running around naked"
    "Yeah don't mind him, he lives in Detroit. It doesn't count."
    _I almost fell out my chair_

  • @localtriggerfan1998
    @localtriggerfan1998 4 года назад +545

    "If that's a pistol she's riding where's the trigger?"
    She is the trigger. She's the main mascot for studio Trigger, and Trigger named their 3 mascot characters after gun parts

    • @t0x1cl
      @t0x1cl 4 года назад +7

      Wait which 3 mascot characters

    • @localtriggerfan1998
      @localtriggerfan1998 4 года назад +16

      @@t0x1cl Trigger, Muzzle and Spring ruclips.net/video/6hbKHyNWAtU/видео.html

    • @kurtkirokiro4676
      @kurtkirokiro4676 3 года назад +4

      /wooshed?

    • @localtriggerfan1998
      @localtriggerfan1998 3 года назад +22

      @@kurtkirokiro4676 I got the joke. I just want to clarify.

    • @Luqman69
      @Luqman69 3 года назад +17

      @@kurtkirokiro4676 no idiot, there are ppl who don't know about the studio so this dude just explaining it

  • @X_AydenEdits_X
    @X_AydenEdits_X 4 года назад +80

    4:12
    “Yeah put a skewer on the front and make a kid kabob”
    I DIED 😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @MegeGabe_Personal
    @MegeGabe_Personal 4 года назад +505

    Everyone - Talking about the Trigger
    Me - How TF does Robin know what Bad Dragon is!

  • @guy4142
    @guy4142 4 года назад +943

    Fun Fact - EmKay Created His Channel In *2019*

    • @qweatere1573
      @qweatere1573 4 года назад +48

      Fun fact- I have a penis

    • @qweatere1573
      @qweatere1573 4 года назад +25

      @Springtrap I am hoping you are also a guy

    • @andpproximately
      @andpproximately 4 года назад +25

      Fun Fact: You breathed 1 second ago.

    • @qweatere1573
      @qweatere1573 4 года назад +12

      @@andpproximately Holy shit how did you know!?

    • @qweatere1573
      @qweatere1573 4 года назад +6

      @Unreal Cereal fun fact: I ate you for lunch

  • @Malcorpse
    @Malcorpse 4 года назад +612

    "If thats a pistol she's riding where's the trigger"
    She is the trigger, her name is Trigger-chan

    • @rockspoon6528
      @rockspoon6528 4 года назад +32

      That's a Derringer you ignorant buffoons. It's fired by releasing the hammer rather than a trigger.

    • @BobBob-zg5lz
      @BobBob-zg5lz 4 года назад +9

      Shush, just enjoy the joke...

    • @ClownHoundII
      @ClownHoundII 4 года назад +5

      @@rockspoon6528 Since the trigger isn't used to release the hammer, how does it work? I don't know much about guns and I want to learn.

    • @rockspoon6528
      @rockspoon6528 4 года назад +9

      @@ClownHoundII the role of the trigger is to, on double action weapons, pull back the hammer or striking pin, and then release it, which impacts the cap or rim, detonating the primer of the round. In this specific weapon, you just move the hammer back and release it yourself, bypassing the role of the trigger. The reasons for this are twofold: first, this reduces cost and weight. Second, this is safer than a trigger when lying around in a bag with small, finger shaped items, or in a pocket.

    • @ClownHoundII
      @ClownHoundII 4 года назад +4

      @@rockspoon6528 So does a person does push the hammer forward themselves to release it?

  • @scrambled5948
    @scrambled5948 4 года назад +215

    This subreddit is why the internet should’ve never been invented

    • @quadpad_music
      @quadpad_music 4 года назад +29

      This subreddit is why the internet HAD to be invented.

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 4 года назад +6

      No, it’s where we can see what people do when their not screwing corpses in their basement

    • @annaobrien7323
      @annaobrien7323 4 года назад +6

      What about pizza trackers?

    • @scrambled5948
      @scrambled5948 4 года назад +1

      Anna OBrien what?

    • @annaobrien7323
      @annaobrien7323 4 года назад +2

      @@scrambled5948 People love pizza trackers. That’s why we need to keep the internet!

  • @SleepDeprivation7066
    @SleepDeprivation7066 4 года назад +284

    "What's a useless skill you regret wasting time learning?"
    *Existing, Breathing, Eating, Working.*

    • @chariotroses9148
      @chariotroses9148 4 года назад

      No breathing no masturbating

    • @SleepDeprivation7066
      @SleepDeprivation7066 4 года назад +3

      @@chariotroses9148 Masturbation is temporarily.
      But sleep is eternal.

    • @Sqrawe
      @Sqrawe 4 года назад

      Wilbert oh no what have you done

    • @regem9121
      @regem9121 4 года назад +1

      Working, Eating, Existing, Breathing
      W E E B

    • @pryt0n180
      @pryt0n180 4 года назад

      Breathing

  • @warcrimesz
    @warcrimesz 4 года назад +321

    Robin is perfect for r/CursedComments. I love him already.

    • @nova2201
      @nova2201 4 года назад +8

      I agree

    • @comicreader3875
      @comicreader3875 4 года назад +21

      we just need r/noahgettheboat

    • @Woodland_Adventures
      @Woodland_Adventures 4 года назад +10

      He's also the psychiatrists dream client.
      Why? He has a job the requires him to have reddit.

    • @Vanstanz
      @Vanstanz 4 года назад +2

      No damian is

    • @CanadianGentleMen
      @CanadianGentleMen 4 года назад +6

      Robin is honestly great for this.

  • @user-gy6vw5yw4c
    @user-gy6vw5yw4c 4 года назад +651

    *Last time I came this early, she told all her friends...*

  • @CHIBears85
    @CHIBears85 3 года назад +41

    “If that’s a pistol she’s riding where’s the trigger?”
    Is that- oh no

    • @landonnelson5160
      @landonnelson5160 3 года назад +1

      Wait a goddamn min

    • @plantz_and_zombers
      @plantz_and_zombers 3 года назад

      She IS the pistol

    • @Ash13_L
      @Ash13_L 2 года назад

      @@plantz_and_zombers *Nono I don’t think that’s how this works buddy*

  • @Haxxer82
    @Haxxer82 4 года назад +612

    "Yeah don't mind him. He lives in Detroit. It doesn't count."
    As a michigander, I can confirm that is true

  • @zhalo_supercell
    @zhalo_supercell 4 года назад +349

    Wait, If he says that guy has the money to buy a bad dragon- How does EmKay know about bad dragon prices-

  • @OriginalAceXD
    @OriginalAceXD 4 года назад +2498

    *"Where's the trigger?"*
    Left brain: "they removed it..."
    Right brain: *Evil weeb laugher noises*
    Edit: got it wrong lmao

  • @SquooshyCatboy
    @SquooshyCatboy 4 года назад +35

    “If that’s a pistol she’s riding, wheres the trigger?”
    Me: ^w^

    • @r7o8d8g9e
      @r7o8d8g9e 3 года назад +2

      oh frick you

    • @SugarooLM
      @SugarooLM 3 года назад

      Ye :³

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy 3 года назад +1

      what the fuck is this weeaboo joke??

    • @izzyn1ghts
      @izzyn1ghts 3 года назад +2

      @@SquooshyCatboy
      What the fu-

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy 3 года назад +1

      @@izzyn1ghts I don’t know! I made this joke 9 months ago..

  • @localucid
    @localucid 4 года назад +383

    *Animal crossing is just a human living on an island of furries*

  • @logjamstudios1963
    @logjamstudios1963 4 года назад +358

    "Not, he's gonna use her as a condom for that Queen Kong Yssup"
    Gosh, the backward words they use for censorship is just hilarious!

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 4 года назад +3

      ahhh took me a minute

    • @user-nk9bp7dl2q
      @user-nk9bp7dl2q 4 года назад +2

      @Blursed way to die, wouldn't it be 'ussypay' instead of 'yssupay' ?

  • @gaspshichat
    @gaspshichat 4 года назад +355

    Robin: H-
    Me: **LOUD NOISES**

    • @supremekingend8644
      @supremekingend8644 4 года назад +2

      What kind of noises you make?

    • @gaspshichat
      @gaspshichat 4 года назад +9

      @@supremekingend8644
      Loud ones

    • @cocoa_kitty5431
      @cocoa_kitty5431 4 года назад +5

      @@supremekingend8644 The sounds I make when uncle comes over-

    • @supremekingend8644
      @supremekingend8644 4 года назад +3

      @@cocoa_kitty5431 you got the point

    • @gdog8170
      @gdog8170 4 года назад +2

      it just had to be H

  • @kronkrian100
    @kronkrian100 4 года назад +26

    The Disney thing aged like mashed eggs with milk, wrapped in foil and left on the sun for a solid decade.

  • @boop7354
    @boop7354 4 года назад +378

    I'd play with a bloody, disembodied human heart. Everyone needs friends.
    edit: i'm pretty sure i or youtube somehow fucked up and put this comment on the wrong video. i was watching a video about some medical examiners who took body parts from the autopsy rooms. one of them gave a human heart to his kids to play with. since i wrote this comment while that video was still playing in the background, i'm really not sure how it got here

  • @kaiowaio
    @kaiowaio 4 года назад +1421

    “Where’s the trigger?”
    *”AaaAAAaaAAaaaaaAaAAaah-“*
    edit: lol hi

    • @President_Starscream
      @President_Starscream 4 года назад +15

      And that's why Megatron always let me pull the trigger.

    • @caroncomp
      @caroncomp 4 года назад +5

      And this is why *active* noise cancelling exists.

    • @geodoesathing9600
      @geodoesathing9600 4 года назад +4

      You should see the rule 34 lad, its f*cking weird and amazing

    • @stronged8977
      @stronged8977 4 года назад +7

      That's the sound she made while on the gun

    • @geodoesathing9600
      @geodoesathing9600 4 года назад +3

      @@stronged8977 I am both disgusted and amazed by what you just said

  • @codroby8201
    @codroby8201 4 года назад +788

    This guy sounds like an American documentary narrorator.

    • @denisvolin7489
      @denisvolin7489 4 года назад +1

      This guy sounds as a sexy beast, ILF with.

    • @element_viv
      @element_viv 4 года назад +2

      Emkay but with guns

    • @draconicreconcile
      @draconicreconcile 4 года назад +2

      He's got the lower tone of Damien but equal the personality.

    • @Nuklyhr
      @Nuklyhr 4 года назад +2

      @@draconicreconcile His name is Xycron, he's friends with Damien and they've done lots of videos together along with other friends like Jeef, Piemations, and MsBreezy, or another narrator on here who also plays with them and is friends ZachxFuller

    • @TotallyNotChill
      @TotallyNotChill 4 года назад

      r/rareinsults

  • @awaishussain4954
    @awaishussain4954 4 года назад +35

    "If thats a pistol she is riding, where is the trigger?"
    She is the trigger.

  • @mehmetalbas1371
    @mehmetalbas1371 4 года назад +442

    "If thats a pistol she's riding where's the trigger?"
    Me: *sees her sitting on triggers place, sees something almost burst through her chest*
    Also me:Hell nah thats my limit.

    • @unknownvariable2456
      @unknownvariable2456 4 года назад +11

      that IS her chest but alright. i can see how you might mistake that for something almost bursting through her chest if it's on low quality and you squint.

    • @Kirikirikiru
      @Kirikirikiru 4 года назад

      Unknown Variable whoosh

    • @unknownvariable2456
      @unknownvariable2456 4 года назад +4

      Elini The frog whoosh

    • @Fizz-Q
      @Fizz-Q 4 года назад +4

      @@Kirikirikiru WOOOOSHTARD DETECTED

    • @EndergeistYT
      @EndergeistYT 4 года назад +1

      Wooooooooossshhhh...

  • @saragee432
    @saragee432 4 года назад +65

    8:47 there was the perfect opportunity to say "terrifyingly shrexy" and now I'm disappointed

  • @Random-df6gb
    @Random-df6gb 4 года назад +78

    Everyone: OMG SHE BE RIDING THE GUN
    Her: *Moans in confusion*

    • @skonksarerisisngno3151
      @skonksarerisisngno3151 4 года назад +2

      Thou hast SHOOKITH me

    • @griphookssidechick9999
      @griphookssidechick9999 4 года назад +1

      *Oooh?*

    • @mehmetalbas1371
      @mehmetalbas1371 4 года назад +1

      Nope, she's riding something. BUT NOT THE GUN!

    • @shadwterrancex5765
      @shadwterrancex5765 4 года назад +1

      @@mehmetalbas1371 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO PLEASE GOD NO GOD NO

    • @mehmetalbas1371
      @mehmetalbas1371 4 года назад +3

      @@shadwterrancex5765 I think that's why there is no trigger ın the gun, Not ın our vision anyways. Well gun ıs 'Triggered.'

  • @Jurrb_
    @Jurrb_ 4 года назад +29

    2:16
    He did not just kill the men, but the woman and children too

  • @raz7075
    @raz7075 4 года назад +114

    Robin sounded suspiciously jealous when talking about the box of Bad Dragon toys

    • @cybereli9823
      @cybereli9823 4 года назад +10

      he didn't get it for Christmas like he hoped for

    • @schmetd6081
      @schmetd6081 4 года назад +4

      @@cybereli9823 Guess he'll need to hold off playing d&d u_u

    • @spoonSTGfan
      @spoonSTGfan 4 года назад +3

      It's very sus actually now that you think about it

    • @AndrewhumphreyVIPER_WIZARD
      @AndrewhumphreyVIPER_WIZARD 4 года назад

      Yeah

  • @isabelsebastian9713
    @isabelsebastian9713 4 года назад +427

    "I've seen enough hentai to see where this is going"
    Ah i see your a man of culture as well

    • @TraffyPaw
      @TraffyPaw 4 года назад +4

      A man of culture....... Woman of culture..... Wait I have a dick and a vagina does that make me a boy or a girl?

    • @chqnlix
      @chqnlix 4 года назад

      You're 11. Go to play with legos instead of looking at hentai

    • @isabelsebastian9713
      @isabelsebastian9713 4 года назад +3

      @@chqnlix I'm not 11 x3 i am... a weeb

    • @chqnlix
      @chqnlix 4 года назад

      @@isabelsebastian9713 "a weeb" LMAOOOO you don't even know what even a weeb is, you think that its an anime fan but it's a person who's into Japanese culture LMAO

    • @chqnlix
      @chqnlix 4 года назад

      @@isabelsebastian9713 "x3" Seriously. Go watch movies.

  • @routedrubix
    @routedrubix 4 года назад +82

    "If that's the pistol she's riding, then where's the trigger?"
    *Upgrades, people. Upgrades.*

    • @raginggaming9207
      @raginggaming9207 4 года назад

      What's the anime called

    • @privateaccount4561
      @privateaccount4561 4 года назад +1

      @ㅤ are you serious

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 4 года назад

      @@raginggaming9207 b r u h
      If you're talking about what rubix quoted
      It's a line that Ratchet says in the 2005 Robots movie
      Most certainly not an anime lmao

    • @SeaFR
      @SeaFR 4 года назад +1

      @@spartanwar1185 he's talking about the image.

  • @katawhampus9879
    @katawhampus9879 4 года назад +26

    Well she's riding the trigger too, just in a different way.

  • @b06delacruzmarphy14
    @b06delacruzmarphy14 4 года назад +96

    Robin: "Where's the trigger?"
    She is the trigger, every time you touch it you get accused of sexual assault

    • @BobBob-zg5lz
      @BobBob-zg5lz 4 года назад +9

      Sounds like every 3rd wave feminist

    • @pepsir5746
      @pepsir5746 4 года назад +3

      Sad Seal but then you get assaulted

    • @cr3zedvl19
      @cr3zedvl19 4 года назад +2

      m.ruclips.net/video/eIaMQKOLs-s/видео.html it’s me bro

  • @amandamorgan3539
    @amandamorgan3539 4 года назад +88

    Human: aw the dog is licking me
    The dog: human has bones underneath
    How many licks does it take to get to the center of a human

    • @xianjacobs6257
      @xianjacobs6257 4 года назад +1

      @_Twelvis_AK really

    • @user-zl2xl7ko1k
      @user-zl2xl7ko1k 4 года назад +7

      Well I'll most likely to lick my dog's flesh as well

    • @etherealcomplex9926
      @etherealcomplex9926 4 года назад +7

      788,576,159 licks. And thanks alot now I have to be in the hospital for 3 months trying to figure this out

    • @amandamorgan3539
      @amandamorgan3539 4 года назад +1

      Jason Sheppard *woke*

    • @catmask1123
      @catmask1123 4 года назад +8

      You don't have to go all the way to the center if you target the ribs.

  • @cz-kick
    @cz-kick 4 года назад +60

    It's weird to recognize someone's voice you haven't heard in like 2 years almost instantly

    • @sydneysleeper9642
      @sydneysleeper9642 4 года назад

      No
      Because I could never forget him.

    • @Karl_toffel.
      @Karl_toffel. 4 года назад

      Like that person that had sex and even in 10 years I remember her voice?

    • @Forgottenbio
      @Forgottenbio 4 года назад +1

      @@Karl_toffel. whenever you heard their voice, you thought, wow, now they can legally drink alcohol!

    • @kingofskrubsq7627
      @kingofskrubsq7627 4 года назад

      Why do these replies exist

    • @Forgottenbio
      @Forgottenbio 4 года назад

      @@kingofskrubsq7627 it's a cursed comments video, gets people in the mood

  • @Franswritingworld
    @Franswritingworld 2 года назад +8

    5:58 this aged like milk

  • @Nathan-hl1dm
    @Nathan-hl1dm 4 года назад +138

    Me: gets emkay notification
    Me: begins to rub rub

    • @Karl_toffel.
      @Karl_toffel. 4 года назад +1

      Rubby rub rub always good in your tub :D
      Idk if it's better on your toilet, I've never tried it.

    • @Nathan-hl1dm
      @Nathan-hl1dm 4 года назад +2

      @@Karl_toffel. didn't funny, not laugh

    • @jadefulgar
      @jadefulgar 4 года назад

      :*(

    • @BoberTee
      @BoberTee 4 года назад +1

      No
      NO NATHAN

    • @tabbjahns4690
      @tabbjahns4690 4 года назад

      Oh
      Oh no

  • @Nafinafnaf
    @Nafinafnaf 4 года назад +201

    "wheres the trigger?"
    me: either she IS the trigger, or she's *riding* the trigger ;)

    • @bl1nkx28
      @bl1nkx28 4 года назад +2

      Bruh-

    • @yeeeowch
      @yeeeowch 4 года назад +3

      excuse me, but *_wtf_*

    • @peecizabesuto
      @peecizabesuto 4 года назад +3

      Oh, oh
      I'm falling so I'm taking my time on my ride
      Oh, I'm falling so I'm taking my time on my ride
      Taking my time on my ride

    • @starburst98
      @starburst98 4 года назад +6

      Her name is trigger-chan, no really. So she is the trigger.

    • @CreatureOutOfTime
      @CreatureOutOfTime 4 года назад +1

      Is that Luluco?

  • @Kevin-zv1ik
    @Kevin-zv1ik 4 года назад +9717

    H

  • @CrisRailly
    @CrisRailly 3 года назад +7

    "if thats a pistol she's riding where's the trigger"
    she's steppin on it

    • @uncle5486
      @uncle5486 3 года назад

      I’m not a gun expert but I’m pretty sure that’s not the trigger.

  • @Nova_of_the_Stars
    @Nova_of_the_Stars 4 года назад +69

    "If I don't read these like a used car salesman..."
    He's becoming self aware.

  • @dogwithbread4753
    @dogwithbread4753 4 года назад +110

    I can not be the only one who really likes Robin's voice right? Like- he could be a narrator no joke lol

  • @bon-bonsavour3002
    @bon-bonsavour3002 4 года назад +346

    Pistol has to trigger, that’s how she is riding it

  • @atakancakr1782
    @atakancakr1782 3 года назад +5

    6:15 invisible man is having a good time with the plant

  • @-palepaal-732
    @-palepaal-732 4 года назад +67

    “so does my bed room”
    ezpz: “so does mine too”
    EZPZ NO

    • @thewardodo4105
      @thewardodo4105 4 года назад +3

      -PalePaal- idk if you now this is emkay

  • @ultimatelifeformkars8388
    @ultimatelifeformkars8388 4 года назад +89

    “If that’s the pistol she’s riding, then where’s the trigger?”
    Just think of it as, she is the trigger

  • @achanceofrain575
    @achanceofrain575 4 года назад +2054

    Hey look, I’m gonna comment “first” because people actually read these comments and I need to look cool, and I need to get the reward that totally exists

  • @eatingsockswithbacon2996
    @eatingsockswithbacon2996 2 года назад +7

    6:00 oh, yeah, about that...

  • @mak3x7
    @mak3x7 4 года назад +91

    "where's the trigger"
    me a fan of space patrol Luluco: "Well she is the trigger. her being a trigger means she embodies the anime company Studio Trigger. This anime has alot of references towards kill la kill, gurren lagann, little witchacademy, etc. beacause it is a love letter to the fans of Studio Trigger. She also turns into a gun... so yeah.

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 года назад +30

      No The Trigger Is In Her Ass

    • @infectedpotato117
      @infectedpotato117 4 года назад +6

      @@EmKay agreed. Also, hey Robin. How's it going dude? Haven't personally speaked to you in a while, a very long while, actually. Doubt you even have the slightest memory of me, but I always hung out in the streams with you back when you quit RUclips. Those were good times.

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze 4 года назад +1

      NERD ALERT

    • @infectedpotato117
      @infectedpotato117 4 года назад

      @@yazidefirenze lmao

    • @infectedpotato117
      @infectedpotato117 4 года назад

      @@yazidefirenze also r/nobodyasked

  • @ThemmeFataleKiva
    @ThemmeFataleKiva 4 года назад +41

    "Oh look at Mr. Moneybags over here 'I CaN AfFoRD BAd DrAGoN'!!" It's easily the most underrated comment here. 😭 Robin knows about Bad Dragon and the prices jfc

    • @offbeatsquirrel
      @offbeatsquirrel 4 года назад

      My initial response was "And how the heck does he know how expensive Bad Dragon is??? 🤔"

    • @madilynryan491
      @madilynryan491 4 года назад

      What is bad dragon??

    • @princereyes2094
      @princereyes2094 4 года назад +1

      @@madilynryan491
      Just... don't look it up.

    • @Pheatan
      @Pheatan 4 года назад +2

      @@madilynryan491 It's what hagrid calls norbert when he burns the hut down.

    • @madilynryan491
      @madilynryan491 4 года назад

      @@princereyes2094 too late

  • @holypeanut1864
    @holypeanut1864 4 года назад +96

    "If that's a pistol she's riding, then where's the trigger?"
    I have 2 things to say to that.
    1- now thats TRIGGERING me
    and 2 - im pretty sure she is the trigger

    • @shadwterrancex5765
      @shadwterrancex5765 4 года назад

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO PUNS

    • @andongordat7889
      @andongordat7889 4 года назад

      @@shadwterrancex5765 yes

    • @turb0sh4d0w
      @turb0sh4d0w 4 года назад

      @GamingMelon fuck u

    • @__-zf3tz
      @__-zf3tz 4 года назад

      No the trigger went up her ass and is piercing through her stomach :)

  • @doge_gaming1953
    @doge_gaming1953 3 года назад +5

    1:31 what anime is this pls tell me

  • @j-hizzy
    @j-hizzy 4 года назад +53

    Petition to get Robin to say:
    "Hey it's throbbin' Robin"

  • @goofygoober7248
    @goofygoober7248 4 года назад +115

    last time I was so early damien was the narator

    • @lolbit_epic
      @lolbit_epic 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @wapanese2292
      @wapanese2292 4 года назад +5

      @UCCWQIv7FbWC80ZB5qrleg8A he left since he wanted to work on his own projects and channel so if you want to watch damien his channel is called damien lee

    • @littlehorn0063
      @littlehorn0063 4 года назад +1

      must agree with ya

    • @connor5948
      @connor5948 4 года назад +1

      :p -agreeing noises-

    • @goofygoober7248
      @goofygoober7248 4 года назад +1

      @@wapanese2292 ik I was just joking fam

  • @mizu_shujinsatticclutter536
    @mizu_shujinsatticclutter536 4 года назад +56

    The fact that the FBI came for the memes is a meme

  • @queemartianhooligan5503
    @queemartianhooligan5503 4 года назад +15

    When your dad takes your PlayStation2 so you take his spine: 11:02

  • @tomfraser8463
    @tomfraser8463 4 года назад +144

    Last time I was this early, EmKay was Slazo

    • @SirjohnM
      @SirjohnM 4 года назад +15

      Last time I was this early emkay was actually damien

    • @tomfraser8463
      @tomfraser8463 4 года назад +7

      @@SirjohnM we all miss him, but he's in a better place.

    • @charlesleonitol.iringaniv8320
      @charlesleonitol.iringaniv8320 4 года назад

      @@tomfraser8463 don't make it sound like Damien is dead

    • @tomfraser8463
      @tomfraser8463 4 года назад +7

      @@charlesleonitol.iringaniv8320 don't make it sound like free speech has been abolished.

    • @SirjohnM
      @SirjohnM 4 года назад +2

      @@tomfraser8463 we will never forget the legendary Damien

  • @melvinethecat
    @melvinethecat 4 года назад +49

    "If that's a pistol she's riding, where's the trigger?"
    Me: that's the part of the rule 34 my man that's the rule 34...

    • @Day-nt9pw
      @Day-nt9pw 4 года назад +1

      𝕌𝕞𝕞

    • @undercoversmonk5712
      @undercoversmonk5712 4 года назад +1

      Aight guys imma delete rule 34 from the system real quick before it angers God even more.

  • @bravotwisted4541
    @bravotwisted4541 4 года назад +8

    Damien reading cursed comments:laughing hysterically
    Robin reading cursed comments:have a breakdown every time

  • @LokiIsMyMiddleName
    @LokiIsMyMiddleName Год назад +2

    10:40 "onions are flying off the shelves"

  • @xarim4769
    @xarim4769 4 года назад +52

    First post be like:
    oh no
    Oh No
    OH NO

  • @weirdlemur9478
    @weirdlemur9478 4 года назад +14

    Everyone:"Did you do it?"
    EmKay:"Yes..."
    Everyone:"What did it cost?"
    EmKay:"Everything."

  • @kaiser7896
    @kaiser7896 4 года назад +24

    Me At The Beginning Wondering What’s So Wrong: 🤨
    Me When The Realization Kicks In: ._.

    • @theofficialdiarrhea3859
      @theofficialdiarrhea3859 4 года назад +5

      Musical Manhole when you realize the she isn’t the trigger...

    • @no_1dea
      @no_1dea 3 года назад

      she technically is

  • @discodude917
    @discodude917 3 года назад +6

    Robin is literally losing his mental sanity while reading these Reddit posts

  • @davidprice1074
    @davidprice1074 4 года назад +16

    My mom just said This and I thought it belonged here :
    “You could never trust your partner if they were an actor because you’d never know if they were pretending”

  • @Xero-blood
    @Xero-blood 4 года назад +74

    What always white: Disney princess & the main character in movies
    Edit: wait I have 17 likes I thought I was not needed ;-;

    • @theloathsomedungeater5268
      @theloathsomedungeater5268 4 года назад +1

      MOANA

    • @Xero-blood
      @Xero-blood 4 года назад +1

      Yeah but I mean in places like away from tropical island s

    • @theloathsomedungeater5268
      @theloathsomedungeater5268 4 года назад +1

      Oh. Also I realised moana isn’t even a Disney princess. She’s a tribe leader

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 года назад +3

      You right
      I think the only black one is Princess Tiana but thats just ONE lol

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 4 года назад +1

      Nah, there’s people still looking for ye to use as a flashlight

  • @splattim3180
    @splattim3180 4 года назад +21

    Damien slowly loses his sanity as he traverses through the depths of reddit hell

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 года назад +8

      Damien "Robin Nelson" Lee Voice

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze 4 года назад

      @@EmKay
      Wait...
      Clementine:
      Lee?
      Lee!
      *demonic screeching* *LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @creepyfurrguy4956
      @creepyfurrguy4956 4 года назад +2

      @@EmKay how about you go deeper into reddit. The worst parts of reddit are ready for you. The one subreddit that everyone fears

    • @blascotobasco
      @blascotobasco 4 года назад

      @@creepyfurrguy4956 Which one is that

    • @creepyfurrguy4956
      @creepyfurrguy4956 4 года назад

      @@blascotobasco oh the one that destroys your mental health and your eyes.
      R/yiffing_hell

  • @Beregorn88
    @Beregorn88 4 года назад +10

    7:27 "Oh, look! A subreddit we will NOT explore!" Why not , though?

    • @Omintyr
      @Omintyr 3 года назад +2

      Ikr right I want to see that

  • @teemo7714
    @teemo7714 4 года назад +23

    If someone tells you that they dont care about your opinion and makes you feel sad, just know that youre opinions are not trash. They're recyclable!

  • @omegalite8788
    @omegalite8788 4 года назад +53

    I read the comment in the thumbnail as
    “If that’s a pistol, then she’s riding the trigger.”
    Not technically wrong of course.

    • @kymikaz4433
      @kymikaz4433 4 года назад

      Hey, it’s gay navel laser from my hero academia! Glad to see a fellow man of culture

    • @faultibot
      @faultibot 4 года назад

      KH9_is_typing hey it’s nezuko from demon slayer! You’re also cultured my friend

    • @kymikaz4433
      @kymikaz4433 4 года назад

      FaultyBot and we got baby yoda! Not anime cultured, but very cultured for sure!

    • @omegalite8788
      @omegalite8788 4 года назад

      KH9_is_typing Yes it is I, the tres beautiful! *Sparkles*

    • @puptsushi6243
      @puptsushi6243 4 года назад

      "I cannot stop twinkling!"

  • @akitsm
    @akitsm 4 года назад +51

    “Where’s the trigger?”
    *a wonderful land*

  • @lilscatter53
    @lilscatter53 4 года назад +10

    The cookie monster should ask the girl if she could get him milk

  • @user-iy8ks3ke9y
    @user-iy8ks3ke9y 4 года назад +59

    "If that's a pistol she's riding then where's the trigger?"
    she IS the trigger

    • @saikikusuo501
      @saikikusuo501 4 года назад +1

      Tell me you're joking. :(

    • @Seventhsu
      @Seventhsu 4 года назад +2

      Stolen comment

    • @Umekopyon
      @Umekopyon 4 года назад +1

      Ali A. I'd say less of a stolen comment and more of a factual statement given that... the image depicts a character named Trigger-chan...

    • @user-iy8ks3ke9y
      @user-iy8ks3ke9y 4 года назад

      @@saikikusuo501 i'm not look closer

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +17

    "All I see outside is fire and people running around naked"
    Finally, they made a joke about Detroit instead of Florida for the first time

    • @tommeier1791
      @tommeier1791 4 года назад

      I don't even know who is the real one anymore

    • @heavy965
      @heavy965 4 года назад

      Haha!You will be a verry popular commenter,I have Hope in you that you can confront Stickmaster5000 or Justin Y.

  • @skeletonentertainment4201
    @skeletonentertainment4201 4 года назад +58

    1 minute *1 MINUTE* *!!!!!1 M I N U T E!!!!!*
    How do these 3 people already hate the video?

    • @dallasjones4062
      @dallasjones4062 4 года назад +4

      Its *too* cursed

    • @heavy965
      @heavy965 4 года назад

      people still don't know that it's not real humans?

  • @sipeb587
    @sipeb587 4 года назад +8

    1:09 You fool! I lost my virginity to a teddy bear!

    • @littleweasel8650
      @littleweasel8650 4 года назад +4

      Woah!
      I just found a new god to praise!

    • @coolrex69
      @coolrex69 5 месяцев назад

      Achievement get! How did we get here?

  • @merkavamkivm5156
    @merkavamkivm5156 4 года назад +51

    I clicked the like button because I appreciate the hell that this dude went though to make this video, you should do that too.

  • @jaivangordon5966
    @jaivangordon5966 4 года назад +8

    Somebody: paints over kobe & gigi
    Everybody: so you have chosen... DEATH

  • @Zeroneii3
    @Zeroneii3 4 года назад +110

    "if shes riding a pistol then where is the trigger"
    Well that's looks like something trigger would do
    Btw trigger is a company

    • @wafflies8790
      @wafflies8790 4 года назад +4

      Trigger turned some people into semi-furries this spring

    • @santiagohuertabuenrostro9482
      @santiagohuertabuenrostro9482 4 года назад

      Ah, I see you are a cultured -man- klaxosaur queen clone as well....

    • @Zeroneii3
      @Zeroneii3 4 года назад

      @@santiagohuertabuenrostro9482 thx for the compliment.

    • @wafflies8790
      @wafflies8790 4 года назад

      @Asian face you mean they triggered us

  • @zacharywhite7465
    @zacharywhite7465 3 года назад +2

    4:45
    *FLASHBACK INTENSIFIES*

  • @DCwolf138
    @DCwolf138 4 года назад +32

    Last time i was this early Damien was still narrating...

    • @drifterdevil508
      @drifterdevil508 4 года назад +1

      what happened to damien, legit came back and it's robin now

    • @tumtum4715
      @tumtum4715 4 года назад

      @@drifterdevil508 Ikr what happend to him?

    • @davidtomlinson9261
      @davidtomlinson9261 4 года назад

      @@tumtum4715 theres a video about it but basicly he's focusing on his own channel

    • @aaronwolfy7022
      @aaronwolfy7022 4 года назад

      @@drifterdevil508 he has his own channel @damian lee

  • @boop1071
    @boop1071 4 года назад +22

    “If that’s a pistol she’s riding where’s the trigger”
    Wouldn’t you like to know

    • @thederpy165
      @thederpy165 4 года назад

      *W E A T H E R B O I*

    • @MoShiTuff
      @MoShiTuff 4 года назад

      ME LOV DIS 😍☺😚😍☺😚(WARNING IF YOU ARE UNDER 16 AND COMENT SOMTIN LEWD THEN FAK YOOOOOUUUUU

    • @halodreams6343
      @halodreams6343 4 года назад

      @@MoShiTuff *gacha heats are shooketh*

    • @MoShiTuff
      @MoShiTuff 4 года назад

      @@halodreams6343 goooood just gooood

    • @halodreams6343
      @halodreams6343 4 года назад

      @@MoShiTuff wdym

  • @orion3838
    @orion3838 4 года назад +15

    I rickrolled 70 people in a zoom class today, proud moneta

    • @12s0ph
      @12s0ph 4 года назад

      Jeff Brown wow good job

    • @jBun12
      @jBun12 4 года назад

      Thats a mad flex of dominance

    • @orion3838
      @orion3838 4 года назад

      You see I like to assert my dominance

    • @thutran9425
      @thutran9425 4 года назад

      Now do the monsters inc theme earrape

    • @orion3838
      @orion3838 4 года назад

      I’ll try

  • @kingjay7699
    @kingjay7699 3 года назад +2

    6:39 the doggos face doh

  • @chaos871
    @chaos871 4 года назад +78

    Day 4 of asking robin to start the intro with: “hey it’s robin in the hood”
    (Started by Enhanced Battle Toaster)

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 года назад +12

      Day 10 of pushing Robin down a ski slope blindfolded and watching him fall over in funny ways

    • @pepsir5746
      @pepsir5746 4 года назад

      *link noises*

    • @summerglassleaves3073
      @summerglassleaves3073 4 года назад

      *link noises intensify*

    • @eunicerodrigues1500
      @eunicerodrigues1500 4 года назад

      @@EmKay what about "HIPPIDY HOPPIN I'M ROBIN" 😉?!

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze 4 года назад

      @@EmKay Wait what??

  • @rafe5398
    @rafe5398 4 года назад +11

    "If thats a pistol she's riding, then where is the trigger?"
    *_oh sh-_*

  • @spence_doodlez
    @spence_doodlez 4 года назад +6

    I was like "WHO TF IS DIS DOOD" because I'm so used to hearing Damien

  • @lovepeople777
    @lovepeople777 4 года назад +4

    2:52 is the best scene yet

  • @AutisticShyGuy
    @AutisticShyGuy 4 года назад +15

    Nobody:
    Not even Rick Astley:
    Me: *logs in to Zoom*
    Everyone else at the Zoom meeting: 0:30

  • @ZzRastamastaxX
    @ZzRastamastaxX 4 года назад +10

    0:00 take out the “where’s” and you got your answer

  • @hammer4549
    @hammer4549 4 года назад +7

    My phone literally crashed after seeing a picture of Shrek on the right panel at 8:43

  • @honeyjuice219
    @honeyjuice219 3 года назад +3

    this is actually the first emkay video i watch. still cursed as usual.