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- Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2019
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How was this comment posted before the video was uploaded? HOW!? Clearly there is no rational explanation to be found in this domain; perhaps it is time to seek assistance in another? Perhaps... you must ask Zach. Cross the dimensional plane in search of answers: ruclips.net/channel/UCJ7ikgcuqbBQ-mfO4BIgReA .
EmKay wait....... WHAT
Yeah truly unexpleixnzkds
I have accidentally microwaved my cat. Dimension searching unclear.
Sad 2009 toyota corolla moments
👌
Laughed so hard I almost didn’t hear the hostage screaming
Oh fuck thanks for reminding me
*hear
The Biggest Controversy the amount of boomer radiating off you is more intense than the radiation from both atomic bombs...
*hear
@@owengarcia8488 Dear lord help us from the boomers
Zach's laugh sounds exactly like Damien's and it disturbs me greatly.
justanotheridiotontheinternet Oh my god it does 0-0
They’re the same person
IM GLAD I WASNT ALONE
So does Ekan
Imagine theyre brothers
Is nobody gonna talk about how he has the *perfect* Mickey voice
That part of the video was sooooooo funny!
I love that part of the vid
[ Husk ] husk... you came from hell to tell me your grandad can do a Donald voice? Niiiiiice
Yes
Hey I can do it to everybody can do it When they right vocal cords
"Vaginas with teeth are a terrifying concept"
Me: *laughs in Photoshop Flowey*
This is all just a bad dream
how do i unread something
@Rotom Channel I dont know what that means
I love that some people still like undertale enough that they can comment about it
Chill ikr
When Damien finds some who sounds exactly like himself
0.o
Maleah McDermond zack*
i cant wait for someone to get wooshed
IPIE9uY yup
Secretly it’s still Damien
Na, he doesn't have that magnificent laugh.
Zach and Damien sound the same I didn’t even realize lol
Me too
ツParolyx I didn’t realize until I read this
I mean their laughs are different I kinda like Damien’s more
Maybe that IS him
They're the same the people we're just blinded
10:44
superman: *kisses his cousin *
everyone: guess he's from Alabama.
Lol
@jieqiang luo wat?
Or Monterrey México
@jieqiang luo oh
@jieqiang luo Or bradford in england, I loved growing up there.
“Superman is Supergirl’s cousin”
Still works either way
ɹǝʇɐʍ ǝɹɐɹ ɯnᴉpǝɯ oh gosh😂
Wai...
Yeti Skillz
Medium Rare Water
alabama
Medium rare water.
Now im imagining a flavorless slushy
I got a mental health ad right after the “they both end with a gunshot” “oh NO-“
Snezz The Ferret orgasmless October
No finger February
Snezz The Ferret I got one that started with “I have no idea what’s in my butt”
Same
SAME
I worry how I need to remind myself that this isn't Damien.
im so glad it isnt
Is it just me or..do they sound slightly similar?
@@theminiatureromantic Not just slightly.
miniature yeah the first video with him i thought it was damien. they sound identical.
What happened to Damien?
you know you have a problem/slight obsession when you can actually tell the difference between damien and zack/zach
And sak
@Mira Marie before Lexi, we had Robin. He's just as enthusiastic as Damien and Zach. Loved it.
"Both end with a gunshot"
"O H-"
*spotify ad starts playing*
WANT A BREAK FROM THE ADS??,
@@chrrysoda TAP NOW TO GET 30 MINUTES OF UNINTERUPTED LISTENING
2:14
EmKay: censors the word "Ass"
Also EmKay: pronounces it
Шпрот at 3:18 he also forgot to sensor a “No no word”
Then WHAT IS THE POINT
Damien: posted a blessed video
Zach: posts a cursed one
The duallity of man
Yin Yang
Nice
Zach is Damien’s dark form. Every full moon he sheds a new side
@@thegreatkingdedede7391 Yo
How to uncurse the comment in the thumbnail:
Perfect timing, might as well get him to fetch some toilet paper for me.
thank you you are good
And then wrap the paper around him and use it because he only gave you one sheet not a roll
@@rustyridgewell6760 NO NONONO
r/cleansedcomments
@@rustyridgewell6760 you ruined it why...
“Are you fricking crazy?”
“No, I’m fricking Daisy!”
Now Donald can finally have Minnie!
Yay!
Emkay: posted blessed images
Also emkay: posts cursed comments on the same day
Thanos: The perfect balenc
@@strikerhd8990 as all tings should be
Ya know what they say, opposites attract!
Also emkay: Uses Zack instead of Damien
Also how the puppers in the restroom was in both videos
zach: whats wrong with these people
me having a beer with damien: HAH what a lightweight
OwO
OwO
𝑶𝒘𝑶
@@greysonjay1680UwU
@@greysonjay1680 ^w^
10:27 - The timing of these two posts are incredible. First one, the dog eats the grandma, and the second, sounds like the dog is commenting on the post. *they're getting too smart*
12:02
Damn it denki, why do you always have to make me stay up at night and think about what you say.
Ikr
That is also a dentata
Deku: if only I had the *FUCKING GUT* to destroy him
I didn't even realize it was Denki because I didn't check the profile picture
I didn’t even realise this wasn’t Damien until I read the comments.
He said something and his name in the beginning but if I didn’t hear that, I would’ve thought it was Damien too tbh
It's not, i think it's actually zack
THEY ALL SOUND THE SAME
HONESTLY
This is actually Zach. I thought it was damien.
Hello, Zach! I thought you were Damien. :)
Good, proceed the with the experiment Gentlemen.
Pretzells I did too until half way, when I scrolled to the comments
wait a minute AAAAAAH
This one is begging for a woosh
Thats not damien?
6:57 I remember at my school there was a song like this it went,
Mary has a little lamb
Chic chic bam
No more lamb
Mary had a little lamb
But now she has her lunch.
Mmmm
Mary had a little lamb chic chic bam no more lamb
r/hmmmmm
@@Kutsuhimo8 damn bro memories lmao
Hhhhhhhhhh
so my tutor sounds like damien from emkay if he was german and a math teacher
and now i cant sleep
Imagine if they never said their names and acted like each other, nobody realizes the switch and they never tell anyone about it. Some people will think it’s the other but ignore it. If they did this it would be the ultimate mad lad
Ikr they sound so fucking similar
I was like, “Zach seems like a good guy”
And then he reads the furry one and I’m like, “OwOruled.”
8:48 "Both situations end with a gunshot"
Zach/Zack: Oh n-
*_the sound of machine guns as an ad for a mobile game starts playing_*
11:53
“British project to develop atomic bombs after the Second World War” huh
Ary L. Goldberger
Scythris valvaerimella
Homo Sapien
Or everywhere in America.
Fencing at the 2016 Olympics...
Ouch, I guess my time travel machine landed me in a bad spot
2:27
That girl is about to get railed.
I'll see myself out.
oh god
*CHOO CHOO*
yeah it looks like they are going to run a train on her
Girl: Thank you Thomas, you are a very useful engine
dont let a bullet hit you on the way out ;}
Everyone: Were you dead?
Sick Damien: Yes
Zach: BUT I LIVED
6:07 when the keyboard gets more ass than you
4:05 imagine The woman’s child dying then having another baby the day the avengers snapped people back.
Can we take a moment and appreciate his Mickey Mouse impression
The laugh low-key scared the shit out of me 💀💀
No
@@The_WumboTM ok
Thunder McHowl, I don’t know how to respond to this.
@@The_WumboTM lmao
When u see the amount of people saying they are first......
Tabun 7668 K nice
Your pfp
When you see the amount of people makin the comments a calendar....
Pfp matches
Gamin’ time reactions
LONG LIVE THE SAMURAI!
“Crap, we need one more narrator for Emkay!”
Damien: “Bro I Got You, Just call me a different name and everything is fine”
1:03
I like the idea that as he was getting shlurped back in, the first thought that came into his mind was “damn better let the people of Reddit know about that”
people: EmKay
me, an intellectual: mk
Solid joke PianoDude8918
Thank you, PianoDude8918, very cool!
Nobody
Mr mackey:MMMKey
You got 69 likes now
Mortal Kombat
"why hasnt anyone made a movie about vegetarian zombies"
pvz movie when
"If we are what we eat what are you?"
My name is Jaycee ritzcracker for a damn reason
EmKay: My name is _Zack-_
Me:
*_WHERE DID DAMIEN GO WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM AGAIN_*
He might have been streaming at the time I guess
@@ultragaminghq1464 Oooo, can i join?
@@SneezyShadow don't ask me ask Zack
Oh my fucking god these replies-
y'all these replies better get to r/cursedcomments lmaooo
I didn’t realise it wasn’t Damian until he said “I’ll be seein ya” and thought “hey that’s not Damian”
How could you not tell the difference? All Zach does is read and giggle. Not really funny at all. Damien is completely different and hilarious.
@@terralynn8716 r/WoOoOsH
@@HeyItsSloth it's not r/woosh when people keep commenting that they sound the same. There is no joke here to go over my head when people actually think it's true. Nothing against Zach. I'm sure he is a great person, but the only real joke here is that people actually think Zach is as entertaining and as funny as Damien.
@@terralynn8716 Except the joke was the way the r/woooosh was formed, thats called sarcastic text or mocking text- also its woooosh with 4 o's
10:00 well technically there is a comic about it, you just need to read through far enough
*it's called boyfriend of the dead*
I'm not the only one who reads it?! Glad to see a fellow webtoon reader here on youtube
YEEES I love this comic
YEEEES
YESSS WEBTOONSSS
I also thought of it btw
The comment that lasts from 12:00 to 12:07 made me say “Denki my child wth has Shinso mind controlled you into saying” despite me shipping them
No pee January is better than NNN because all genders can participate.
Do girls participate in NNN?
Ull be a sac of organs that's carrying infinite source of liquid
Also I'm good with NNN my gf is having a change of diet
girls have to do FFF - Forget Finger February
@Clown The word both implies there being only two. My choice of words was fine.
The way you didn't sing at 10:10 activated a fight-or-flight response
I was looking for his comment
Flighy
4:24
Me too bud... me too
Story time: I actually DID almost get strangled by the umbilical cord. After one of the nurses saved my damn life, they hoisted me up by my ankle and shook me to see if I was still alive
Childhood trauma (part one)
"Go to Wikipedia and click 'random article'. That's your cause of death."
My result: United States
Sounds like the current state of the country tbh
Hhhm unless you are in Iran
I'm gonna die in Piedmont on a railway station. No trips to Italy for me
I’m gonna die in a tennis tournament
I'm gonna die in the Naturaliste Crater on Mars. I'm going to Mars!
Mine was wax mannequin
The first post I see: "Just failed no poop November"
Me: *pooping rn* "uhhhh shoot when was that a thing??!"
You failed. If I were you, I'd keep a knife near me for the following nights.
HE FAILED IT?!?!? Yo I'd watch out if I were you. Make sure to look twice at your windows before sleeping...
@I wanna die I understand this comment
@@lars8159 I will don't worry
I'm so sorry to anyone that read that
People was saying who's Zach, but no one's asking how's Zach?!!
edit: Zach not Zack
No one know who this "Zack" fellow is, that's why we we ain't asking
Zack mama
Unoriginal and not funny
I hate that you spelled it different each time
@@Bruh-ed5dg just like your life
Me: Where is it... Lexi.. No.. Jack... No.. AH! there it is!
Me: *Clicks on Zach-narrated videos*
11:53 I actually did that and I got "Bertha Worms"
so is she gonna kill me or-
I got Robert Philipp
I got 69
*return the wholesome laughter man and nobody gets hurt.*
「 Flurrii 」 bring him back
But they seem exactly the same lol
*bring him back*
*bring him back*
*bring him back*
@@humanperson3621 he has perfected his voice and laugh to trick you, but he didn't practice his wheeze. now we must carefully search his basement for Damien
Let him have a day off :)
"Just failed no poop November..."
...
"Nevermind, got it back in!"
o h n o e s
LEDEL EDEL ques?
My death wish would be to get my "friend" and rant at her for an hour while she is banned to talk
That lady was like:
Do the nut
or
Get the cut
Bro why I feel like this would be on Reddit
Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece was black as soot, and everywhere Mary went, his sooty foot he put.
I swear to god Zach sounds exactly like Damien and its scary
He is Damien
Either that or he's...
Damien's brother
Damien's twin
Damien's clone
Damien's long lost step brother
Damien's dad
Damien's other dad
Damien's clone boyfriend
Almost forgot that Damien could also be all of the above of Zach and Zach could be Damien's look alike
Not really, i like Zach way more bc he doesnt laugh at every word on the screen
@@Demi.d3mi no. no. you're not cool.
Zach is the more chill personality of Damien
12:05 I just realized this guy has a Denki profile pic and this is literally something he would say which makes it 10 times more funny lmao
00:42 Did Nicovald actually say that?! because I have no words
" This dude's dead and he's getting more ass then me "
That crack me immediately lol
mobiuszero did you happen to notice the full comment the sister posted. After the RIP she said “missed how we ducked on the side” WOW
@@jessicatavi116 wow :o
No oNe liTeRaLLy No oNE:
the
Game ads: tHiS GaMe IS sO TriCkY. *Purposely missing the target*
I was reading this and someone in a game ad who could not mix red and blue to make purple
12:00 .. the pfp.. it sounds like something he would do 😔
What anime is that?
Bruh Bruh BNHA (My Hero Academia)
Dear god that is something Denki would say, but the real question is who did he send it to? My money’s on Shinsou.
It does
Coco Loco my money is on kirishima
Okay can we talk about how good, Zach's Mario and Luigi impressions are?
"And now you have a yummy snack to eat."
That part especially got me.
Ok Boomer
12:05 look at the profile pic and try to tell me that isn’t something he’d say to sero bakugou or mineta
He would say that to Kirishima at 3 o'clock in the morning on a day of a exam.
The Rejected Talk Show thank you
@@rowandenlinger6640 No no no, it was my pleasure.
yES
Miles Edgeworth your right but i wouldn’t say mineta
This is one of my favorite subs cus I love dark humor
I did the Wikipedia random article thing, and turns out I'm gonna be killed by HD 145457, a sun. I'm gonna die by getting crisped by a sun.
Not complaining, that's one hell of a way to go out.
Pony: mine was *PONY x PENNY*
also Pony: *LORD* SAVE MEH FROM *PENNY* SHE STALKIN' MEEEEEE
Ok but Zach sounds exactly like Damian. I was so shocked when he said his name
Bro I zoned out when he said his name I thought this WAS Damien and kept thinking ‘Who TF is Zach’
“Oh hi! ‘Perfect timing, just ran out of toilet paper-’ NO!”
ALL OF THESE ARE HILARIOUS
You better send the dog with a note saying "stall 2 needs more toilet paper"
I really don't get how people can confuse Zach and Damien. First of all the laugh should tell you right away because as someone else mentioned in another comment, Damien laughs and wheezes his soul out of his body in every video. Damien is hilarious and adds a lot to the video. Zach just pretty much reads and giggles.
My new favourite part is guessing if it’s Zach or Damian before they introduce themselves
Like it’s 3:40 in the morning and I’m having to muffle my mouth and bury my head in the pillows to contain my laughter
4:08 Image when they come back when the were 6-7 months in.
i literally get so confused at the start because zach and damien sound the same lmaooo
6:48 I know this clip... I know the group... I love this xdd
JUNE 2020 APPROACHES
yerin literally rofling in that clip😂
what’s the clip from
@@Tekko775 gfriend
No matter how many times you eat full potatoes your stomach thinks there all mashed
4:30 God shouldn't of told Noah about the flood
Are we not going to talk about how he literally is Mickey..?
?
No one:
Not a single soul:
Me hearing “stand” in 5:10 :*Jojo music intensity”
Me: how Bad can this be?
"I just faild no poop november"
"Nevermind i put it back"
Me: *CONFUSED SCREMING*
No keep it for next year for no normal November.
Metal Jasper: *Puts bandages on Jasper's eyes* Jasper please dont pour bleach in your eyes again...
Jasper: Im fine tho
Metal Jasper: Please dont become the next person in birdbox
Can you do r/Noahgettheboat its basicly cursed comments times WHY
Thanks for the advice, cursed comments just don't perk my bean anymore
If you go watch one of the click’s r/noahgettheboat videos...Imagine what would happen to both Damien and Zach if...they made a video about that...
it is cursed comments on steriods
@@dfquartzidn6151 thats where i got the idea from
"Seeing my girlfriend eat her own blood clot during her period"
*Upvoted*
*So Y'all Are Just Refusing To Talk About The Fact That The Hand Has Six Fingers?*
No cap Zach and Damien are the best narrators
0:40 Yo, does anyone else instantly remember SSundee from years ago or is it just me?
He still uploads-
@@ThunderCrims I know but I'm talking about the peeps who used to watch him when he was in his prime
@@fizzizist k
5:10
"So I decided to make a Stand"
"THIS MUST BE THE ENEMY STAND USER!"
“Created a stand”
THE POWER OF THE ARROW
@@dopples9004 LOL
so according to wikipedia my cause of death is going to be...
List of ambassadors of Australia to Serbia
Out of all of emkay’s narrators, Zach has narrated less videos than his friends.
6:49 was not expecting to see gfriend when I clicked on this video
When he read "Real men use mouse traps" I died.
“You didnt think this costume completely through because superman is supergirls cousin.” “We know.”
11:02 my mom walked in my room and heard this
YOU IN TROUBLE
@@ItzSkipper_ That's when you ask her to breastfeed you.
Oof
6:48 *sees G-friend* Oh sheyt~ Hahahha
When Zach and Damien sound alike...
Are you guys twins or something???
Can we all take a moment to appreciate that they always start with the thumbnail
These make my day