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@@Natalia-jb7vv i question why people like you put comments referencing fandoms on videos or videos that arent even related to the fandom you're referencing.
I was saying it as it isnt rogue as in rogue soldier or something like that. It was actually Rouge (the French word for red) as is Rouge the bat from the sonic series
7:24 after damien read “basically, it turns your incognito mode into a family events” an ad hit and THE MOST FITTING EPIC TRAILER MUSIC STARTED PLAYING
You haven’t known studying too much until you study for finals until 1:30 am just to pass out with pen in hand, and wake up at 2:10 am screaming one word: beans.
4:12 I've known this forever I've seen it work in movie theaters 4 times Never tried it myself, i have the social anxiety to rival Legosi from Beastars
5:45 So about that, I got a friend who went to medical school and got a degree for medical illustrations, he also has a degree in chemistry and a degree in materials science and engineering. He is working on his PhD at the moment. He told me I’d be surprised at how many semesters he’s had paid for by money he made a while back making furry Second Life skins and now the occasional furry commissions.
I scared someone by saying there is always gonna be at least one more nostril than humans. If we all had one nostril except one, who had two, there would only be one nostril more.
4:22 - We have these for 5p at my local corner store, I have never had one, but my brother and our friends love them. Apparently the liquid centre is chewing gum as well with a cherry flavour.
0:55 This, This is why i lost faith in humanity Like who the freak watches old movies and also who chats with a stranger I can just chat with the people in my basment begging for me to let them go.
Hello Damien I've watched few of your videos especially the technically the truth ones and I wanted too say they help lift my spirits up when I am having a difficult day so thanks you 👍
I'm a furry artist who doesn't draw nsfw nor will I ever enjoy seeing nsfw. Im just that weirdo who likes to draw chibi animals because it looks cute. Oof.
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12:06 that’s the monster that’s under my bed
that’s great
not funny did not laugh
69
Failure nice
you have someone under your bed too?
If you think about it, Albino people are actually Shiny humans.
But you can't find some weird amulet to find them more often...
@@enigmatixthecringechampion5004 well... it is a genetic thing so maybe trough breeding you can enhance the algoritm
They may be shiny, but their weakness is Solar Beam.
Also Sunny Day makes them weaker as well.
I guess gingers are too when their parents are carriers of the recessive genes
Enigmatix the Cringe Champion Oh no, that must mean that my time murdering countless wild animals is wasted!
Squirrels: exist
Damien: “I heard they like NUTS!”
Ah, I love damien and his jokes
THEY DO!
YAH!
I heard your mom does too
i know he was joking but i really wonder if damien would fuck a squirrel
As a squirrel I find that offensive
"It turns your incognito mode into a family event."
The expression I had to that statement almost froze on my face permanently.
Humans body's are like water. You evaporate in heat, freeze and expand in cold, and splash like paint when you hit something fast enough.
*I don't see the lie.*
I'll splash my paint when it but you fast enough
I saw my brother experience the 3rd first hand.
@@Natalia-jb7vv i question why people like you put comments referencing fandoms on videos or videos that arent even related to the fandom you're referencing.
"I choose you, kum!"
It's muk
"Did i stutter?"
>_>
Screw this, I forfeit.
👁👅👁
kum time
@@EmKay no please I didn't deserve this
@@EmKay dad.no not again I cant sit down
I visited my gran in chernobyl.
She said I really grew a foot the last time she saw me.
oh no your pfp are you anonymuos
Hol up
*anaonymuous
please dont hack
What happened here?
Three things I love about Damien:
His wheezing laugh
His Chills impression
His douchey *ahaaahaaa*
“If you died next week, what would be the cause.”
Either eating the silica packets or snorting ant poison.
snort snort
@@jaikenmainy yum yum
@@Natalia-jb7vv so relatable
Day 69 of asking Damien to say:
*My namien is Damien*
Edit: We did it lads! Look at the description on the r/madlads video on Damien Lee
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
I just love how threatening all of Pukicho's replies are.
They just contain so much power
I hope that I can, one day, learn from pukicho and gain their power
*p u k i c h o*
They're like me, but worse (or better)
You will now cease to exist in 2 months
Fun fact: Eggs in Malay are "telur", which is also a slang for testicles. Which makes the joke even funnier.
Fun Fact: In Honduras, Central America, eggs means huevos, which is also a slang for testicles
@@yamilethgomez296 Noice
A lot of languages have eggs be slang for balls. Estonian as well.
I just realized the picture was in romania
Telur in backwards is ruleT
Nobody:
Shielbert: *” w a i t u n t i l t h e s e g u y s f i n d o u t a b o u t M u k . “*
Im waiting for the guy who posts the comment "Petition for Damien to say My namien is Damien".
Petition for Damien to say ‘’My namien is Damien’’
A wild Tommy Timmy has appeared.
the lad is here
look up
Damien is namien my say to damien for petition
Oh, some one did it, their comment is like 2 or 3 above yours
It wouldn’t be a CursedComments without two things:
Pukicho
Damien W H E E Z I N G at his own jokes.
pukicho is god
pukicho is actually funny omg
He didnt read the full comment chain on him
He sounds like a cartoon steam train that ran out of steam, and is trying to catch it's breath.
*PUKI*cho
Puki means vaginas in my country..soo
7:44 I'm slightly disappointed that Damien didn't do the Chills voice.
9:09 "if you died next week what would probably be the cause"
a Missile sent from Iran
The most cursed thing in this video. The way he pronounce Rouge
I-I pronounce it the same.....
I was saying it as it isnt rogue as in rogue soldier or something like that. It was actually Rouge (the French word for red) as is Rouge the bat from the sonic series
@@Dayeetusz
No, Rogue is pronounced "Roge." Rouge is pronounced "Rooj"
McBehrer wrong. Roge would actually be pronounced Roje, Rogue would be Roeg, or Roag. Sorry, don’t wanna sound like an asshole.
I thought I was the only one who cringed.
If you need to learn the pronunciation watch some sonic cutscenes. preferably Sonic Adventure 2.
I believe that Zach is a dark timeline version of Damien.
Damien: This makes me hurt
Also Damien: cracking up the whole episode
I love how the racecar's license plate was "RLYTRASH" lol
11:14
Welcome back to “Things that be great on Bojack Horseman”.
0:52 gave me more of a Bojack Horseman vibe. Especially the watching reruns of old TV shows all day.
Me: **watches this**
Me by the end: “You’re all sick, and you need a cure”
Damien: "Rogue The Bat"
Every Sonic fan watching this video: *Visible frustration*
Rouge, not Rogue. One is a shade of red, one is synonymous for thief.
Flex Tape sawed their TeamTrees donation in half, that’s dedication
thanks kim
Rip
Rip
the things u find me watching at 3am on a school night
Sleep
@@EmKay I too watch my sleep
Very carefully.
It's not doing well--
I feel attacked
Nice fezz
I found you through a windows
"I'm going to have my engineers invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that BURNS YOU HOUSE DOWN!!!!!!!"
-Cave Johnson
"Dont have taco shells, just use tortillas"
BOI REAL TACOS ARE MADE WITH TORTILLAS
Master Wolf woooosh
I think you missed the joke
Is it bad that i only just realised rotom is motor backwards?
Yes horrible
🤔🤔🤔
Dr Useless
Wait till you find out about Muk
x Nøxiet x wait till u find about kid
No wait.... OH NO
“Congratulation you have Cancer” that’s my zodiac sign but I wish it had a different name
Just get the personality to match :)
same zodiac sign.
Avery the Cuban-American I don’t have that, but I feel bad for anyone with that sign
Congratulations, you have crab
That’s my dogs sign
This channel is so nice and listening to you laugh just sounds so happy and makes me feel better. Amazing work.
They used to have the camel ball things at my local shops. 5p each. My brother and our friends would buy £5 of them at a time, my *god.*
Your laugh is the most wholesome sound ever!
Ödlek Ördek not as wholesome as your username
@@salem5953 Thanks a lot!
Salem you know what the username means right
No I think children screaming is way more wholesome and Just Pleasant in general!!
Literally no one:
This: *Makes me hurt*
You know it's bad when this makes a bigfoot hurt
Hurt or *Hard*
@@codythedoggo7671 r/cursedcomments
we meet again...
@@Spiffing_Chap Bigfoot?
I love the fact I could go on reddit and say that I'm hiding 20 kids in my basement and no one would believe me
9:00 “hi walter i got a new girlfriend today!”
0:13
*my namien is Damien
How dare you
Yes
Little did you know that editing gets ride of the heart
Themoonpickle A.R oh shit u right lol
why does he sound like a different person every 5 seconds
4:30 we actually sell these in morroco without the cencore thing and then they say "AnImAl cOcKs ArE hArAm"
The way he said Rouge hurt me physically.
Huh did anyone else realize that Rainbowbesa’s icon is Arin Hanson punching JonTron’s bird?
-jon punched arin-
-jon punched suzy-
arin punched jacques 😳
Is it me or is the dragons tail playing the circle game with us?
Arin punched pelo
Thats me holding my bird lmao
EmKay
That last one’s too far for a friendship
3:26
Missed opportunity to talk as high pitched as possible.
i love when emkay laugh it makes my heart warm
Damien's laugh is the best. Starts small, gets bigger like a firework.
i actually have that fox plushie and believe me it is a chernobyl fox
SammyBlueberry omg that’s beautiful
petrichor
what the hell? please leave
@@petrichor446 Exit world
EmKay
also can u start saying “my namien is damien”
You fucked the chernobyl fox
Everyone:
Damien: ROGUE THE BAT
"Avaliable"
eat bat soup
7:24 after damien read “basically, it turns your incognito mode into a family events” an ad hit and THE MOST FITTING EPIC TRAILER MUSIC STARTED PLAYING
You haven’t known studying too much until you study for finals until 1:30 am just to pass out with pen in hand, and wake up at 2:10 am screaming one word: beans.
People: Default Dance
Me, an intellectual and someone who wastes time:
Scrub Turk to the song “Poison”
4:12
I've known this forever
I've seen it work in movie theaters 4 times
Never tried it myself, i have the social anxiety to rival Legosi from Beastars
I love his laugh, it’s contained thx Emkay always for the good mood
Damiens laugh always makes these posts 100 times better. Lmao 😂
Great video before I go to school!
What are your subjects?
Username fits...
Well I have a photo shoot right now
8:44 why is that so funny,its so genuine 😂😂
5:45 So about that, I got a friend who went to medical school and got a degree for medical illustrations, he also has a degree in chemistry and a degree in materials science and engineering. He is working on his PhD at the moment.
He told me I’d be surprised at how many semesters he’s had paid for by money he made a while back making furry Second Life skins and now the occasional furry commissions.
I love how he laughs like a frickin' madman when he sees something REALLY messed up.
Day one of me asking for Damien to start narrating Top 15s.
7:37 **evil laugh.mp3**
EmKay really do be making the world a better place with these vids!
I'm sick right now and watching Emkay makes me feel better
I got some stupid ad about why saying “ Happy Holidays” is “ a war on Christianity in America.” Wtfff
It's even funnier because I'm pretty sure Christmas is mostly a Pagan holiday anyway lol
0:03 damnit that’s relatable.
Ive never laughed so hard in my life thank u for youre vids and laughs you've given me keep your chin up and all ways belive in you're you're self.
Every time you talk Damien... I laugh. You’re a friken hero . You have made me laugh when I have been down. I thank you so much.
I scared someone by saying there is always gonna be at least one more nostril than humans. If we all had one nostril except one, who had two, there would only be one nostril more.
Wat?
Yah wat
At the thumbnail
"It's just my art style"
4:22 - We have these for 5p at my local corner store, I have never had one, but my brother and our friends love them. Apparently the liquid centre is chewing gum as well with a cherry flavour.
Ah, another cursed comments compilation. Gotta love them!
More proof Damian finally learned what hedgehogs are
0:55 This, This is why i lost faith in humanity
Like who the freak watches old movies and also who chats with a stranger I can just chat with the people in my basment begging for me to let them go.
Damien your laugh is funnier than the funny post you read and that is a blessing
Hello Damien I've watched few of your videos especially the technically the truth ones and I wanted too say they help lift my spirits up when I am having a difficult day so thanks you 👍
Ummm emkay your ha ha ha thing makes me uncomfortable
“Ah-HA-ha..”
11:58 looks like some kind of furry art tbh
Damiens fursona? I love my self lmaooooo
Please post this on r/cursedcomments or i will be sad
12:03. That has to be my favorite fan art that I’ve seen for EmKay.
I haven’t heard Damien say something is gnarly for a long time now
Fir fir fir
Dammit I forgot the word
My dog is better than yours [•_•] Our dogs are both good doggo
Profile pic brother ?
GiMmE Ya_MoNeY illuminati
firb
well this came unexpected
4:02 my Dad deadass did that to my Mom when they were dating back in high school
I love these art's made by fans for EmKay
Your laugh gives me life
I need me a list of time stamps with every wheeze.
I'm a furry artist who doesn't draw nsfw nor will I ever enjoy seeing nsfw. Im just that weirdo who likes to draw chibi animals because it looks cute. Oof.
this whole video: *uncontrollable wheezing*
I love this guy's laughter. R/wholesome sounds.
Fun fact: Eggs in Malay are "telur", which is also a slang for testicles.
Biji
@@m.raffiputra.w1361 Satu biji telur = one egg
I know that
Apaan sih
This dude should be a narrator
Technically he is
Hello artyom
This must be the fucking funniest video I’ve watched in over 5 years
4:33 Neil can make anything sound cool
The people at the funeral will be like "wow thats badass"
marking my spot until this hits over 20,000 views.
you did it. you made history
*when you only bleed that's just a signal from gid to try again*
gid
signal from gob
@@EmKay signal from jesub
@@EmKay .signal from jason
praise jacob🙏🙏
10:57 The best clip of Damien laughing
I love the music in the background
Who else got mad when he pronounced rouges name wrong
Yo I wish my doctor gave me the cancer card. Would have been a beautiful way to tell me.
That dragon be lookin' fresh as heck, ngl.
I have actually listened to the “beating you until you’re unconscious “ and have fallen asleep because of it. It was nice ngl
what you egg ?
*stabs him *
The title "this makes me hurt" is something I swear I've heard before in a yaoi hentai vid and it was specifically said after the nut
Watch mememe you wont regret it
Ok thank you Kitsune-san
Ben you think I haven't
EmKay thank you Damien I am hoping to end up on r/cursedcomments
@@kitsune-san739 good video right, have you tried the sequel???
I love Damien r/cursedcomments videos
"It turns your incognito mode into a family event" The rest of the video was meh after that. Funniest description I've heard. And accurate.