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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @EmKay
    @EmKay  5 лет назад +6847

    *notices community subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/EmKay/ * OwO? What's This?

  • @ServantofBaal
    @ServantofBaal 5 лет назад +2167

    "Why did a bunch of children just show up in heaven?"
    "Anakin"
    *Wheezes and starts coughing*

    • @koishiandhat159
      @koishiandhat159 5 лет назад +40

    • @samuel_jamuel7204
      @samuel_jamuel7204 5 лет назад +4

      XerasDezarrys yeah. Well at least it’s better than dogs

    • @ServantofBaal
      @ServantofBaal 5 лет назад +3

      Lolyoded Orangutan Wat?

    • @letroll1713
      @letroll1713 5 лет назад +4

      *palpatine laughing*

    • @starblazing1160
      @starblazing1160 5 лет назад +6

      XerasDezarrys “You see, mistakes were made. They were having a food fight and I got caught in the cross fire. So I crossed them. With my blade.”

  • @loserchips1112
    @loserchips1112 5 лет назад +14148

    One day I wish to make a comment so cursed, that people start making religions out of it.

  • @Hi-nr6bp
    @Hi-nr6bp 5 лет назад +4929

    Damien: tells funny joke
    Damien: w h e e z e
    *insert Obama awarding Obama meme*

    • @SakuraiStudios
      @SakuraiStudios 5 лет назад +6

      H I

    • @wow-ri1kx
      @wow-ri1kx 5 лет назад +13

      @@1para1 obama: :-(

    • @Satan-rb3dy
      @Satan-rb3dy 5 лет назад

      I MADE IT UNEVEN!!! HAHAHAHA

    • @Satan-rb3dy
      @Satan-rb3dy 5 лет назад +2

      @@1para1 @ok boomer JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Gentifgn
      @Gentifgn 5 лет назад +1

      Obama what is your last name?

  • @velocity8592
    @velocity8592 4 года назад +381

    You know, I tried the pigs blood tip. Let’s just say the burglar was so scared he shat his pants and called the cops on me. He and I were arrested. I’m currently serving house arrest for 2 months. Idk what happened to the burglar.

    • @jrfilm1
      @jrfilm1 3 года назад +28

      can i use left-over slaves instead of pigs?

    • @jrfilm1
      @jrfilm1 3 года назад +13

      @Cassandra Blomquist true, but i could still use them

    • @stephstarback2071
      @stephstarback2071 3 года назад +6

      You
      w h a t .

    • @funnyvideoguy3216
      @funnyvideoguy3216 3 года назад +21

      I thought you would be in jail together so you can be his punishment

    • @thatonegaminglatias4345
      @thatonegaminglatias4345 3 года назад +4

      Oh dear...

  • @Claudepatrice1
    @Claudepatrice1 4 года назад +1720

    Teacher: emergency!
    Kid named ency: whomst has summoned the almighty one?

    • @boo5868
      @boo5868 4 года назад +28

      Chippy Rulez im WHEEZING

    • @DiamondDovesArt
      @DiamondDovesArt 4 года назад +29

      I had to read this a second time to get the kids name and this got me! Thank you for this

    • @flamingcat1101
      @flamingcat1101 4 года назад +8

      Leave it on 69

    • @chill_buster0499
      @chill_buster0499 4 года назад +7

      I adopted him and changed his name to expendable because whatever he will emerg to I’m sure it will result in his death

    • @flamingcat1101
      @flamingcat1101 4 года назад +5

      Nobody listens to people who say leave it on 69

  • @laurenford3951
    @laurenford3951 4 года назад +1378

    "Why did all the children show up in heaven at once"
    "Anakin"
    *I love the person who said anakin*

    • @therisenphoenix6113
      @therisenphoenix6113 4 года назад +24

      yes the younglings, pretty annoying

    • @AnIrrelevantUser
      @AnIrrelevantUser 4 года назад +21

      Huh, so that’s why people called that old man down the street “anakin”...

    • @wr0ngs0ul12
      @wr0ngs0ul12 4 года назад +5

      X-Potato WAIT-

    • @voidvacancy6948
      @voidvacancy6948 4 года назад +3

      Lauren Ford
      Heh, heh, heh,

    • @voidvacancy6948
      @voidvacancy6948 4 года назад

      Anakin Skywalker
      Understandable have a nice day

  • @garrett_moritzNSX
    @garrett_moritzNSX 4 года назад +2439

    The, “pretending the be the killer in the dark” really helps. I use that on a nightly basis

  • @highchaplainerebus
    @highchaplainerebus 3 года назад +191

    "You have to name him the last thing you ate" HIS NAME SHALL BE C H A L K

    • @artivo2270
      @artivo2270 3 года назад +10

      His name shall be *P A S T A - R O N I B U T T E R A N D G A R L I C*

    • @aloeveraalo7818
      @aloeveraalo7818 3 года назад +10

      It shall be…
      Pizza☺️

    • @BENANAZAUCE
      @BENANAZAUCE 3 года назад +13

      his name shall be s o c k s

    • @tlepageart
      @tlepageart 3 года назад +2

      His name shall be Peanut :)

    • @CatPope1935
      @CatPope1935 3 года назад +13

      His name shall be *T I M M Y*

  • @mettatorian
    @mettatorian 5 лет назад +507

    As someone who sleeps nude
    can confirm, if the house burns down I won't be too warm
    flooding? Hey I'm skinny dipping!
    Murder? Well im already ready for the autopsy

    • @M50A1
      @M50A1 5 лет назад +18

      Snow?

    • @OutlawFung2142
      @OutlawFung2142 5 лет назад +31

      ReM50 Free human popsicles for the rest of us!

    • @thehendo5824
      @thehendo5824 5 лет назад +3

      The Victorian Gamer 69th like

    • @samdoezzzstuff
      @samdoezzzstuff 5 лет назад +6

      This is the chaotic energy I aspire to have

    • @cpcheater1011
      @cpcheater1011 4 года назад +2

      @@OutlawFung2142 yummy yummy...

  • @damir_van_kalaz
    @damir_van_kalaz 4 года назад +836

    "We'll coat them in cyanide"
    Good ol' Nintendo, keeping their products consumable for the whole family!

    • @Tsk42069
      @Tsk42069 4 года назад +18

      Ill still lick the cartridge

    • @bluelake713
      @bluelake713 4 года назад +6

      With certain sugars you can neutralise it

    • @Emanuel08820
      @Emanuel08820 4 года назад +3

      @@bluelake713 so glad I know that now...

    • @ruh8185
      @ruh8185 4 года назад +4

      Part of a complete breakfast

    • @k35n0y1qu7
      @k35n0y1qu7 4 года назад +2

      best cupcake topper ever

  • @brickgamer1343
    @brickgamer1343 5 лет назад +1345

    “If you keep licking the switch games WE WILL COAT THEM WITH CYANIDE”
    Me: that’s why they taste so good

  • @cat_cat_cat_cat_dude
    @cat_cat_cat_cat_dude 2 года назад +46

    6:46 update 1.1
    *ghost elizabeth* is now added

    • @holden1259
      @holden1259 2 года назад +1

      Dang

    • @mikapoddin
      @mikapoddin 6 месяцев назад +2

      finally! weve been waiting.

  • @ryantheboy2821
    @ryantheboy2821 5 лет назад +2016

    When your bro cuts your earbuds so you cut his spinal cord:
    "get nae-nae'd"

  • @Jac-Man
    @Jac-Man 4 года назад +723

    “Why did a bunch of children just show up in Heaven together?”
    *ANAKIN*

  • @insanealpha3240
    @insanealpha3240 4 года назад +513

    "Last thing you ate is what you have to name him"
    Me: A double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4×4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim, quadruple, ultra supreme, with the works, double batter fried...
    on a stick, with extra Mayo.

    • @charlierush2130
      @charlierush2130 4 года назад +42

      We serve food here sir

    • @Chiron76
      @Chiron76 4 года назад +20

      I'm sorry did you say ANIMAL STYLE

    • @insanealpha3240
      @insanealpha3240 4 года назад +13

      @@Chiron76 oH fUcK!!!!

    • @Highriezher
      @Highriezher 4 года назад +12

      We serve slaves here sir

    • @s.s3043
      @s.s3043 4 года назад +10

      I'm gonna name him rice
      He also looks like rice so it's gonna be delicious 😏😏

  • @tamakiamajiki9680
    @tamakiamajiki9680 3 года назад +33

    “Name him the last thing you ate”
    Hm. A dog named Luigi?

  • @dvirores917
    @dvirores917 5 лет назад +704

    EmKay: I fear nothing.
    Also EmKay: but that thing “ *mk* “
    EmKay: it scares me.

    • @hajimehinata5854
      @hajimehinata5854 5 лет назад +2

      MORTAL KOMBOT DO DO DO DO DO!!

    • @jedimasteryoda275
      @jedimasteryoda275 5 лет назад

      Soulaima Rahal nice profile pic

    • @thunderkid-nk9xv
      @thunderkid-nk9xv 5 лет назад

      Soulaima Rahal damn if you had not have done that I would have said something about mortal kombat

    • @fakepillow1
      @fakepillow1 5 лет назад

      EmKay: huuuu
      Me: but you have mk in your name
      EmKay: but its mK
      Me: samething

  • @ivybeam8877
    @ivybeam8877 5 лет назад +309

    "it's the fin- *W H E E Z E* " "it's the f- *W H E E Z E* " "it's t- *W H E E Z E* " "duu duu duuu du"

    • @andywap3
      @andywap3 5 лет назад +3

      @sunky the funk mastrr 6:14

    • @obi501
      @obi501 5 лет назад +3

      Can someone link this to me?

    • @isihosena635
      @isihosena635 5 лет назад

      You put into words what I couldn't. I applaud you.

    • @obi501
      @obi501 5 лет назад

      www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/d1p22m/cursed_facebook/? here's the link bois, have fun

    • @loafofbread1199
      @loafofbread1199 5 лет назад

      "Before *OOOOOOOHHHH" stabing her in the throught"

  • @akisa7865
    @akisa7865 4 года назад +314

    The teacher: There's an earthquake happening, please stay calm.
    Kid named calm: Guess I'll die

    • @Namerex
      @Namerex 4 года назад +6

      Yare fucking daze

    • @aquariumfish-i4h
      @aquariumfish-i4h 3 года назад +1

      There is no kid named calm (this is a joke don’t woooosh me)

    • @isciab
      @isciab 3 года назад +3

      The class: No one will miss you... *DEMONIC LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES*

    • @forhecan
      @forhecan 3 года назад

      @@isciab The Kid Named No: *happy noises because a person will miss him*

    • @isciab
      @isciab 3 года назад

      @@forhecan They'll kill em' too.

  • @fm.f1
    @fm.f1 4 года назад +11

    6:12
    I love how Damien tries to say the comment only for him to not because of him dying from laughter.

  • @karma7550
    @karma7550 5 лет назад +521

    When they mentioned "made an angel out of knives" I was like: cool. but when the person said "imagine a tornado" I started insanely laughing.

    • @SonGayku
      @SonGayku 5 лет назад +3

      r/cursedcomments

    • @ProgramViBee
      @ProgramViBee 5 лет назад +3

      We are going to see he wizard

    • @James.D.B.
      @James.D.B. 5 лет назад +5

      Even cooler, a blade maelstrom

    • @SKChomp
      @SKChomp 5 лет назад +5

      That statue is in my city

    • @frogaroo
      @frogaroo 5 лет назад +2

      Samir Khan Same here!
      I’m glad Liverpool doesn’t get tornadoes or earthquakes or anything like that lol.

  • @jinayvora8174
    @jinayvora8174 4 года назад +603

    When you let your mom count to 0
    **THE FINAL COUNTDOWN**

    • @christmooose1198
      @christmooose1198 4 года назад +1

      Jinay Vora i still cant stop 😂

    • @marshmallow927
      @marshmallow927 4 года назад +1

      Aka the last thing you'll ever hear

    • @GuessImSylvale
      @GuessImSylvale 4 года назад +1

      But mom, I don't wanna swim with my toaster...

    • @jaidenillness
      @jaidenillness 4 года назад +2

      Mom, why are you holding a knife?
      Are you gonna cook?

    • @rorymanley6696
      @rorymanley6696 4 года назад +3

      Doo doo do do do do do doooo do

  • @JurassicProductions
    @JurassicProductions 5 лет назад +484

    "It's the final co-" *intense laugh wheezing*
    "It's the final c-" *evEN MORE WHEEZE*

  • @masonaiko9934
    @masonaiko9934 4 года назад +45

    I pretend I'm the monster in the dark every night. And each time, the police are called on me for breaking and entering. Damn you nightvison security cameras, I was just trying to get a free kid.

    • @Hypocrite_Void
      @Hypocrite_Void 3 года назад +1

      Wdym? You get the police called on you? I dont? (This is a joke im 12)

  • @aguy01
    @aguy01 5 лет назад +676

    Ooo yes more procrastinating fuel for me. Thanks EmKay!

  • @gormauslander
    @gormauslander 5 лет назад +377

    "Hello everyone, welcome back to EmKay, and today we're gonna be lookin at r/EmKay"

    • @jakobrosenberg7943
      @jakobrosenberg7943 5 лет назад

      Gorm Auslander make the video just like lwaiy

    • @calatwork7308
      @calatwork7308 5 лет назад

      @@jakobrosenberg7943 lwaiy annoys me. It's lwiay, it's even an acronym.

    • @eboyicecream1305
      @eboyicecream1305 5 лет назад +1

      @@calatwork7308 the fact that you spelled it wrong really makes me want to slap you across the mouth.

  • @David.C88
    @David.C88 5 лет назад +288

    “Why did a whole bunch of children just show up in heaven together?” ........ “Anakin” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @filip76uk17
      @filip76uk17 4 года назад +3

      big fella
      As long as it’s part of the genocide route

    • @kryswilkins8615
      @kryswilkins8615 4 года назад

      *It’s Been So Long plays*

    • @scrunkypoopoo9159
      @scrunkypoopoo9159 4 года назад

      Please don’t use emojis
      If you don’t want people to insult you then I would recommend you stop using emojis
      Seriously no one likes emojis anymore
      Stop
      STOP
      STOP

    • @David.C88
      @David.C88 4 года назад

      ScronchedPizza wtf are u talking about why are u getting triggered that i used emojis, who insulted me, and are you on crack?

    • @scrunkypoopoo9159
      @scrunkypoopoo9159 4 года назад

      I’m not triggered
      It’s just that other people may be triggered because you use emojis

  • @asaliagamingglaxyfuchs2164
    @asaliagamingglaxyfuchs2164 Год назад +9

    Da Queen died now. Ghost form unlocked.

  • @noobiii
    @noobiii 5 лет назад +153

    "The last thing you ate is the name you give him"
    weird kid: *lego covered in peanut butter*

  • @jahsch7847
    @jahsch7847 5 лет назад +766

    “Last thing you ate is what you name him”
    *Number 4 bacon double cheeseburger no lettuce no tomato with tater tots and lots of ketchup packets from sonic*

  • @Epicmonk117
    @Epicmonk117 5 лет назад +484

    My favorite.)
    *OP:*
    "Wow, 3 tattoos. You know those are permanent, right?
    "Me: Wow, 3 kids. You know those are permanent, right?"
    *REPLY:*
    "Technically both can be removed with lasers."

  • @101shapshifter
    @101shapshifter 4 года назад +51

    4:34 I haven't laughed so hard in my life.

    • @jasonneveau2891
      @jasonneveau2891 3 года назад

      This is so funny!

    • @vynnie5389
      @vynnie5389 3 года назад +2

      I'm deeply concerned for that person. Like *very* concerned

    • @greatwavefan397
      @greatwavefan397 3 года назад

      I got a 411 ad.
      Funniest shit I've ever seen.

  • @prankonic4735
    @prankonic4735 4 года назад +235

    "we'll coat them in cyanide"
    Well now i don't have to buy any rope and bleach.

  • @muscariia
    @muscariia 4 года назад +127

    when he read "I deep cleaned my entire apartment" my earbuds glitched the audio
    that was an experience I wish to never have again.

    • @nyoomproductions135
      @nyoomproductions135 4 года назад +13

      “I deep throated my entire apartment”

    • @thepurpleyam4078
      @thepurpleyam4078 3 года назад +5

      @@nyoomproductions135 plot twist: his/her little sibling was in the apartment too

  • @costinaanghel8295
    @costinaanghel8295 4 года назад +277

    Damian: **W H E E Z E**
    My depression: *non-existent*

  • @B0MB.C0M
    @B0MB.C0M 4 года назад +29

    2:59 the hardest Damien has ever laughed

    • @grapejuice9611
      @grapejuice9611 3 года назад +3

      you havent been back in 15 years...

    • @B0MB.C0M
      @B0MB.C0M 3 года назад +4

      @@grapejuice9611 and I never will

    • @38kiddo41
      @38kiddo41 3 года назад +1

      @@B0MB.C0M yoo wheres the milk at my coco puffs finna get stall

    • @B0MB.C0M
      @B0MB.C0M 3 года назад +1

      @@38kiddo41 Uhh Son I’m sorry but I’m still looking but don’t tell mom

  • @ghostquill.8504
    @ghostquill.8504 5 лет назад +586

    Damien- it’s the f-*WHEEZE*
    Also Damien- it’s the fin-*WHEEEEEZE* doo doo do doooo

  • @ishipitlikefedex2610
    @ishipitlikefedex2610 5 лет назад +150

    "if y'all don't quit licking the cartridges we'll start coating them in cyanide"
    **licking intensifies**

    • @IcePho
      @IcePho 5 лет назад +2

      **starts Grapefruit Technique**

  • @mrschizo2837
    @mrschizo2837 5 лет назад +117

    0:53 I saw that post and "Grandad's ashes" was one of the tamer answers.
    "You named your dog Cat? Why? It's a...long story." Was one of my favorites.

    • @spleens4200
      @spleens4200 5 лет назад +2

      I took it literal when I answered and I didn't expect those kind of jokes lol

    • @true_neutral3378
      @true_neutral3378 5 лет назад

      I don't get it

    • @jackmoon3206
      @jackmoon3206 5 лет назад

      Ikr

    • @__-yx7ys
      @__-yx7ys 5 лет назад

      Shane dawnson im pretty sure

  • @nekomataumbreon
    @nekomataumbreon 3 года назад +9

    "The last thing you ate is what you have to name him" Ramen Noodles.

  • @somethingcoolidk
    @somethingcoolidk 5 лет назад +488

    *Once I said minecraft spider to a disabled person dancing*

  • @ziyn6824
    @ziyn6824 5 лет назад +286

    Emkay : It's the fi- *wHeEZe*
    Tries again : It's the fi- *WhEezE* do do do do doooo

    • @firstaid5
      @firstaid5 5 лет назад +2

      c h i c k e n

    • @megarayquaza9054
      @megarayquaza9054 4 года назад +1

      Yo it's kind of Dark but it makes me laugh
      What is wrong with me...

  • @filip76uk17
    @filip76uk17 4 года назад +558

    My friend said he’d name the dog ”children bones”

    • @mayordog4522
      @mayordog4522 4 года назад +6

      Filip 76uk what. The... BARK. God BARKit not again.

    • @channelthatdontneedaname7847
      @channelthatdontneedaname7847 4 года назад +5

      .............I have no words

    • @mistafive
      @mistafive 4 года назад +12

      i'd eat children bones

    • @GLgame8
      @GLgame8 4 года назад +3

      Too generic. way too generic

    • @gayghst2877
      @gayghst2877 4 года назад +2

      Milkshake... I'm just drinking a milkshake

  • @thegoldensableye1765
    @thegoldensableye1765 4 года назад +31

    "Last thing you ate is what you name him"
    Ok the last thing i ate was... Let me think...
    RARE CYBOP

  • @not_herobrine3752
    @not_herobrine3752 4 года назад +405

    "Last thing that you ate is what you name him"
    China: Yes.

  • @MrDrew33isme
    @MrDrew33isme 5 лет назад +1507

    Nobody:
    Damien: “it’s the FfF- FAJ- AHAF- FAH- ITS THE F-f-A-H FAH- DO DO DO DOOOOO BA DA BAP PA DA”

  • @notwhouthinkiam8646
    @notwhouthinkiam8646 5 лет назад +859

    “The last thing you ate is what you have to name him”
    But aren’t they already called dogs?

  • @FanTheChineseFoldingFan
    @FanTheChineseFoldingFan 3 месяца назад +2

    "We'll have to wait a couple years for that form" HE PREDICTED THE FUCKING FUTURE

  • @selish2904
    @selish2904 4 года назад +190

    "Sh-"
    *Ad comes up.*
    *Realizes that my earphones were off and realizes that my mom who hates swear words is sitting next to me.*
    An ad actually became useful..

  • @personxyz8309
    @personxyz8309 4 года назад +152

    "The last thing you ate is what you have to name him"
    _me_ : *Rice*

  • @SavvyKitten666
    @SavvyKitten666 5 лет назад +281

    Ive never cringed at sexual role play so hard until this subreddit

    • @Enneamorph
      @Enneamorph 5 лет назад +11

      Amberlinn Rose Lee even like furry “*nudges you*” bullshit is better than whatever the FUCK that is

  • @Chmze799
    @Chmze799 4 года назад +9

    "You have to name him what you last ate."
    This PopTart sure tastes better than the others.

  • @synonym1196
    @synonym1196 5 лет назад +65

    I gotta admit, "Son of Baconator" sounds like a pretty good name for that puppy

  • @User-pf2mn
    @User-pf2mn 5 лет назад +174

    Damien: *Uncle laughs*
    Damien with "Uncle" voice: Hey *S O N*

  • @lpt3_me
    @lpt3_me 5 лет назад +74

    "The Last Thing You Ate Is What You Have To Name Him"
    Thing is it's wholesome for me because I would have to ether name him "Frosted Flakes" or "Twinkie"

    • @endergirl1421
      @endergirl1421 5 лет назад +2

      String cheese is my name for it LPT3_Me

    • @toneblocc
      @toneblocc 5 лет назад +4

      my name for it is severed hand

    • @victoriat8922
      @victoriat8922 5 лет назад

      Turkey for me. I actually think it's kinda cute. :)

    • @Nekojawz
      @Nekojawz 5 лет назад

      LPT3_Me
      Lucky me is Marshmallow because my family made s’mores but I only wanted the marshmallow

    • @fandom_junkie1096
      @fandom_junkie1096 5 лет назад

      When I watched it the video it would be PIZZA

  • @tbone2416
    @tbone2416 4 года назад +5

    Fun fact: A friend of mine once gave me the 2016 world record book,which he borrowed from the library.I took it home and forgot to give it to him on Thursday when We had to return it, but he was absent so no probs there. Then our exams came and by the time they had finished,our teacher forgot about the book. And I got to keep it. I found it today,and had a good laugh about it

  • @anynonymous1585
    @anynonymous1585 5 лет назад +55

    "Murdering people, then giving their family a coffin and a business card for a funeral company"

    • @anynonymous1585
      @anynonymous1585 5 лет назад

      Holy frick, this must've been really funny because that was 55 likes really fast.

  • @gamingmoment7656
    @gamingmoment7656 5 лет назад +561

    0:55 I don’t think should name my dog “Dog”

    • @quel1057
      @quel1057 5 лет назад +50

      *hol up*

    • @Double_Z_YT
      @Double_Z_YT 5 лет назад +39

      **Breathes in**
      *YOU WHAT?!?!*

    • @minalooo
      @minalooo 5 лет назад +44

      My dogs name would then be newborn child

    • @Double_Z_YT
      @Double_Z_YT 5 лет назад +30

      Hmm...
      So I should name him "Clorox"?

    • @geodylan379
      @geodylan379 5 лет назад +21

      I dont think I should make him airheads mystery
      He kind of looks like one.

  • @rissa11421
    @rissa11421 5 лет назад +131

    That little puppy? Yea, that's Flamin' Hot Cheetos with a cup of chocolate milk.

  • @ToxicRavenOG
    @ToxicRavenOG 3 года назад +10

    I love this guy laughing he sounds like my Grandad who smokes a pack a day.
    No offence I love Emkay it really helps me when I'm down.

  • @notYourBro44
    @notYourBro44 5 лет назад +347

    [Sees thumbnail]
    Me: finally, a valid time to make a "your mom" joke.

  • @liammaps2700
    @liammaps2700 5 лет назад +211

    I ate chicken, so the dog’s name will be BBQ. it was BBQ’d chicken.

    • @oitthegroit1297
      @oitthegroit1297 5 лет назад +6

      The dog's name would be embalming fluid

    • @chloejec6318
      @chloejec6318 5 лет назад +2

      For mine it would be apple juice

    • @luigiboy72
      @luigiboy72 5 лет назад +2

      @@chloejec6318 the last thing you ate, not drank.

    • @kyogutz
      @kyogutz 5 лет назад +2

      Ahhh, it's my new baby brother, Daniel. :D

    • @heartbroken_taurus3304
      @heartbroken_taurus3304 5 лет назад

      Mine would be Macaroni :)

  • @sailormoonfan224
    @sailormoonfan224 4 года назад +39

    Okay, real talk: the post where the man killed his wife while she was thinking he'd surprise her with a dog made me feel a bit ill, and not even your iconic laughter could help. That is a whole other level of premeditated. In order for her to truly fall for it-he had to have known she was a dog lover, and would have been hinting at this dog for days or weeks to truly have her believe it so she could truly be caught off guard. Expecting man's best friend to raise with your loving husband one millisecond, getting killed by him the next. Going from happy to terrified and those are the last sensations you feel. That's what nightmares are made of.

    • @SylasTheGreat
      @SylasTheGreat 4 года назад +1

      Kinda cool imo

    • @TheMadGod
      @TheMadGod 4 года назад

      lol

    • @sailormoonfan224
      @sailormoonfan224 4 года назад

      @@zuzafunstuff Dang, I didn't realize bot comments were getting this advanced.

  • @ezrapierce1233
    @ezrapierce1233 3 года назад +7

    2:06
    *high pitched* "Hahhah yay"😭

  • @edwin8029
    @edwin8029 5 лет назад +762

    10:07 are we going to ignore that the date is 9/11/13 and he is in a plane.

  • @nuggetlovesall222
    @nuggetlovesall222 5 лет назад +142

    Admit it...
    R/cursedcomments and images are the funniest reddit videos

  • @TaquitoCruncher
    @TaquitoCruncher 4 года назад +11

    "Pretend to be the killer in the dark"
    I do that, but I don't pretend

  • @killianbrewer6241
    @killianbrewer6241 4 года назад +319

    "The last thing you ate you have to name him"
    *Garlic Condom*

  • @familiarbreakfast1892
    @familiarbreakfast1892 5 лет назад +105

    7:05 the worst part is, shes 13 based on her flair
    also relevant username

  • @psyfic9106
    @psyfic9106 5 лет назад +184

    “Last thing you ate is what you name him”
    Me - Human Baby.

  • @Voidspun-Yarns
    @Voidspun-Yarns 3 года назад +7

    3:08
    If I had that power, I'd like boss music to appear whenever someone's boss showed up. Not sure how that would help but that's what I want right now.

  • @bobross8424
    @bobross8424 5 лет назад +56

    “Because I’m a boy”
    **MEGALOVANIA PLAYS**

    • @raulphilipgoco403
      @raulphilipgoco403 5 лет назад +2

      "Nothing personal kid, but you're going to have a Bad Time"

  • @munichmapper3245
    @munichmapper3245 5 лет назад +251

    For the thumbnail, the dog would be named Toblerone. 👌

    • @toneblocc
      @toneblocc 5 лет назад +18

      boring, mine is named corpse from WWII

    • @Ay_Dey
      @Ay_Dey 5 лет назад +8

      I named him human flesh which is very cute

    • @gabimurray5955
      @gabimurray5955 5 лет назад +7

      For me its sugar cookie :3

    • @amonkey4707
      @amonkey4707 5 лет назад +3

      Cheetos with ice cream

    • @Pipi108
      @Pipi108 5 лет назад +3

      Munich Mapper mines named ‘lunch’

  • @dipperz
    @dipperz 5 лет назад +753

    4:54
    “I haven’t slept in 72 hours”
    Oh no ur gOnNa geT aTTaCked bY phaNtOms noW
    edit: how in the name of notch did anyone find this amusing

  • @geraldballinger6428
    @geraldballinger6428 Год назад +2

    "You have to name him the last thing you ate"
    me:your name shall be, puppy

  • @Sayua-chan
    @Sayua-chan 5 лет назад +143

    3:44 I can't believe you missed the fact it was f**king Ryan Reynolds!

    • @RedK5
      @RedK5 5 лет назад +5

      I just noticed. That makes the comment a whole lot funnier

    • @anxiousperson3325
      @anxiousperson3325 5 лет назад

      who that

    • @RedK5
      @RedK5 5 лет назад +1

      @@anxiousperson3325 Deadpool

    • @arcticbreeze3983
      @arcticbreeze3983 5 лет назад

      damn, i need some skooma

    • @AngeredFiber
      @AngeredFiber 5 лет назад

      Wait penny wise from IT was fucking Ryan Reynolds. Wonder if it looked nice

  • @sometimesstrange2888
    @sometimesstrange2888 5 лет назад +355

    0:57 grandad's ashes? Really? Not even a cup of blood or a lung? Pathetic.

    • @momoka9873
      @momoka9873 5 лет назад +26

      Tsk tsk tsk
      Amateurs
      *Sips a jar of my ex's blood*

    • @CookieKex
      @CookieKex 5 лет назад

      tbh your relatives ashes is worse, like it is for real the remains of their body

    • @kingorange1577
      @kingorange1577 5 лет назад +2

      My dogs name is Ur mom

    • @FreakyNationLife
      @FreakyNationLife 5 лет назад +2

      sometimes strange288 I ain’t namin him cosmic brownie

    • @sadamiamani
      @sadamiamani 5 лет назад +1

      Semen

  • @sgrpwz
    @sgrpwz 5 лет назад +194

    I swear to God you do the voice of plankton In SpongeBob

  • @veythegay
    @veythegay 2 года назад +5

    We did indeed have to wait a few years to see the ghost form XD

  • @yooitsxtra
    @yooitsxtra 5 лет назад +352

    “The last thing you ate is what you name him.”
    Me: ...... Hi Vitamin.

  • @ThatSpaceMann
    @ThatSpaceMann 4 года назад +30

    7:14 The way he says “How far can you squirt” makes me die every time.

  • @lenguamuerto
    @lenguamuerto 5 лет назад +149

    I wonder how many bodies did that knife angel stab total

  • @cursedpufferfish3988
    @cursedpufferfish3988 4 года назад +6

    8:04 OH MY GOD IMAGINE TAKING A PICTURE OF SOMEONE (fully clothed) STANDING IN THE TUB. YOU GO TO THE WASHROOM AND SOMEONE IS STARING AT YOU. YOU PULL BACK THE CURTAIN AND NO ONE IS THERE

  • @SovietMemes
    @SovietMemes 5 лет назад +137

    Ask Reddit: what's your favorite thing to do after banging
    Me: *hiding the body*

  • @windinglion3364
    @windinglion3364 5 лет назад +257

    I’m a girl, but thanks
    HOW FAR CAN YOU SQUIRT?

    • @solanine9205
      @solanine9205 5 лет назад +11

      Got to this exact part of the video as I read this comment.

    • @JustAJosuke
      @JustAJosuke 5 лет назад +7

      The username checks out at least

    • @sachiel197
      @sachiel197 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah, he does live up to his name

  • @datten
    @datten 5 лет назад +230

    I joined the subreddit!
    OST in Swedish is Cheese
    THE MORE YOU KNOW

    • @CrabOnABeach
      @CrabOnABeach 5 лет назад

      Wait what

    • @twitchingsparrow282
      @twitchingsparrow282 5 лет назад

      @@CrabOnABeach
      Yeah, in swedish ost is a way to say cheese (it's pronounced oo-st)

    • @CrabOnABeach
      @CrabOnABeach 5 лет назад

      @@twitchingsparrow282 that's really neat!

    • @uwuhwhwhwhwuw8378
      @uwuhwhwhwhwuw8378 5 лет назад +3

      Danish and Norwegian too, right?

    • @johnpot
      @johnpot 5 лет назад

      OSIS SAY TURD

  • @generalcandy4430
    @generalcandy4430 3 года назад +4

    This guy's laugh is a comedy in itself,makes the video 100x better,I love it

    • @cooldragon1990
      @cooldragon1990 2 года назад

      It kinda reminds me of Mutahar's laugh (SomeOrdinaryGamers)

  • @princesschewtoy
    @princesschewtoy 5 лет назад +1928

    ah yes. cursed comments. so cursed, much hate, thanks.
    edit: uhm, the fuck? on the comments i try to get liked they get like 1 and this one i posted at 7:02 in the morning half asleep and not trying at all-

  • @jess.froggy6569
    @jess.froggy6569 5 лет назад +12

    damien your laugh has cured my anxiety, watered my crops, and harvested them for me

  • @tibbytobby
    @tibbytobby 4 года назад +75

    Michael Reeves is the definition of blursed

    • @lordmarshmal_0643
      @lordmarshmal_0643 4 года назад +2

      Never thought I'd see him come up in a Reddit video bahaha

  • @brick2751
    @brick2751 3 года назад +1

    You know it's gonna be a great video when it starts off with Damien saying, "You get $1 for every rhino you bang"

  • @newtenic
    @newtenic 5 лет назад +111

    Ok so that person owes me 69(nice) dollars

  • @Forgottenbio
    @Forgottenbio 5 лет назад +140

    Bro for the thumbnail I commented ' it's a bit weird to name my dog Chinese food
    Oh wait'
    And got 400 likes

  • @florrie3610
    @florrie3610 5 лет назад +26

    “The last thing you ate is what you have to name him”
    -goes and eats popcorn-

    • @brittanygoldberg1377
      @brittanygoldberg1377 5 лет назад

      Me: eats one bean

    • @MyLeg_Fred
      @MyLeg_Fred 5 лет назад +1

      If it's what I gotta do to name a cat Asshole, then I'll have to do it...

  • @matthewcrawford4316
    @matthewcrawford4316 2 года назад +3

    The Queen Elizabeth one aged like fine wine

  • @BigSealLover
    @BigSealLover 5 лет назад +1472

    99% of the comments right now are just people saying “first” or “hi” hoping to be first.

  • @aerix-gd8917
    @aerix-gd8917 5 лет назад +20

    9:55 I WASNT EXPECTING THIS REFERENCE HERE OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GOOD

  • @sineadthomas2024
    @sineadthomas2024 4 года назад +51

    11:46
    Michael Reeves is a national treasure

    • @jameskeegan7923
      @jameskeegan7923 3 года назад +2

      Agreed…

    • @NuhUh205
      @NuhUh205 3 года назад

      HEY WATCH OUT! MICHAEL REEVES IS TEMPORARY, but doom is eternal

  • @becak_komunis6975
    @becak_komunis6975 3 года назад

    "Name your dog the last thing you ate."
    Next day:
    "Hey, look at my new dog, his name is Dog."