@@1para1 @ok boomer JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know, I tried the pigs blood tip. Let’s just say the burglar was so scared he shat his pants and called the cops on me. He and I were arrested. I’m currently serving house arrest for 2 months. Idk what happened to the burglar.
As someone who sleeps nude can confirm, if the house burns down I won't be too warm flooding? Hey I'm skinny dipping! Murder? Well im already ready for the autopsy
"Last thing you ate is what you have to name him" Me: A double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4×4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim, quadruple, ultra supreme, with the works, double batter fried... on a stick, with extra Mayo.
I pretend I'm the monster in the dark every night. And each time, the police are called on me for breaking and entering. Damn you nightvison security cameras, I was just trying to get a free kid.
Please don’t use emojis If you don’t want people to insult you then I would recommend you stop using emojis Seriously no one likes emojis anymore Stop STOP STOP
“Last thing you ate is what you name him” *Number 4 bacon double cheeseburger no lettuce no tomato with tater tots and lots of ketchup packets from sonic*
My favorite.) *OP:* "Wow, 3 tattoos. You know those are permanent, right? "Me: Wow, 3 kids. You know those are permanent, right?" *REPLY:* "Technically both can be removed with lasers."
"Sh-" *Ad comes up.* *Realizes that my earphones were off and realizes that my mom who hates swear words is sitting next to me.* An ad actually became useful..
"The Last Thing You Ate Is What You Have To Name Him" Thing is it's wholesome for me because I would have to ether name him "Frosted Flakes" or "Twinkie"
Fun fact: A friend of mine once gave me the 2016 world record book,which he borrowed from the library.I took it home and forgot to give it to him on Thursday when We had to return it, but he was absent so no probs there. Then our exams came and by the time they had finished,our teacher forgot about the book. And I got to keep it. I found it today,and had a good laugh about it
Okay, real talk: the post where the man killed his wife while she was thinking he'd surprise her with a dog made me feel a bit ill, and not even your iconic laughter could help. That is a whole other level of premeditated. In order for her to truly fall for it-he had to have known she was a dog lover, and would have been hinting at this dog for days or weeks to truly have her believe it so she could truly be caught off guard. Expecting man's best friend to raise with your loving husband one millisecond, getting killed by him the next. Going from happy to terrified and those are the last sensations you feel. That's what nightmares are made of.
3:08 If I had that power, I'd like boss music to appear whenever someone's boss showed up. Not sure how that would help but that's what I want right now.
8:04 OH MY GOD IMAGINE TAKING A PICTURE OF SOMEONE (fully clothed) STANDING IN THE TUB. YOU GO TO THE WASHROOM AND SOMEONE IS STARING AT YOU. YOU PULL BACK THE CURTAIN AND NO ONE IS THERE
ah yes. cursed comments. so cursed, much hate, thanks. edit: uhm, the fuck? on the comments i try to get liked they get like 1 and this one i posted at 7:02 in the morning half asleep and not trying at all-
*notices community subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/EmKay/ * OwO? What's This?
Third reply
Third repky
fourth ecks deee
why.....
JACQUELINE LABOSSIERE
Why not
"Why did a bunch of children just show up in heaven?"
"Anakin"
*Wheezes and starts coughing*
XerasDezarrys yeah. Well at least it’s better than dogs
Lolyoded Orangutan Wat?
*palpatine laughing*
XerasDezarrys “You see, mistakes were made. They were having a food fight and I got caught in the cross fire. So I crossed them. With my blade.”
One day I wish to make a comment so cursed, that people start making religions out of it.
loser chips One day champ, one day
no, dont
We could make a religion out of this...
You mean cults.
@@PredatorH2O And the difference is?
Damien: tells funny joke
Damien: w h e e z e
*insert Obama awarding Obama meme*
H I
@@1para1 obama: :-(
I MADE IT UNEVEN!!! HAHAHAHA
@@1para1 @ok boomer JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US JOIN US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Obama what is your last name?
You know, I tried the pigs blood tip. Let’s just say the burglar was so scared he shat his pants and called the cops on me. He and I were arrested. I’m currently serving house arrest for 2 months. Idk what happened to the burglar.
can i use left-over slaves instead of pigs?
@Cassandra Blomquist true, but i could still use them
You
w h a t .
I thought you would be in jail together so you can be his punishment
Oh dear...
Teacher: emergency!
Kid named ency: whomst has summoned the almighty one?
Chippy Rulez im WHEEZING
I had to read this a second time to get the kids name and this got me! Thank you for this
Leave it on 69
I adopted him and changed his name to expendable because whatever he will emerg to I’m sure it will result in his death
Nobody listens to people who say leave it on 69
"Why did all the children show up in heaven at once"
"Anakin"
*I love the person who said anakin*
yes the younglings, pretty annoying
Huh, so that’s why people called that old man down the street “anakin”...
X-Potato WAIT-
Lauren Ford
Heh, heh, heh,
Anakin Skywalker
Understandable have a nice day
The, “pretending the be the killer in the dark” really helps. I use that on a nightly basis
All fun and games till I come on in
Or just do that but don't pretend works even better
*Godzilla read this and had a f**king stroke*
Oh Boy Is That Cursed?
Why the top comment
"You have to name him the last thing you ate" HIS NAME SHALL BE C H A L K
His name shall be *P A S T A - R O N I B U T T E R A N D G A R L I C*
It shall be…
Pizza☺️
his name shall be s o c k s
His name shall be Peanut :)
His name shall be *T I M M Y*
As someone who sleeps nude
can confirm, if the house burns down I won't be too warm
flooding? Hey I'm skinny dipping!
Murder? Well im already ready for the autopsy
Snow?
ReM50 Free human popsicles for the rest of us!
The Victorian Gamer 69th like
This is the chaotic energy I aspire to have
@@OutlawFung2142 yummy yummy...
"We'll coat them in cyanide"
Good ol' Nintendo, keeping their products consumable for the whole family!
Ill still lick the cartridge
With certain sugars you can neutralise it
@@bluelake713 so glad I know that now...
Part of a complete breakfast
best cupcake topper ever
“If you keep licking the switch games WE WILL COAT THEM WITH CYANIDE”
Me: that’s why they taste so good
Next is azidoazide azide
_Spicy_
Brick Gamer cyanide is flavorless
You are ded. Not big surprise.
I wonder if it works though the other way
6:46 update 1.1
*ghost elizabeth* is now added
Dang
finally! weve been waiting.
When your bro cuts your earbuds so you cut his spinal cord:
"get nae-nae'd"
*_c h a c h a r e a l s m o o t h_*
Error Sans *HOL UP*
Lol that's what I do everyday
You're a monster.
OH YEAH!!!
“Why did a bunch of children just show up in Heaven together?”
*ANAKIN*
thunderdrae XD
Forbidden snacks
“Master Skywalker, what’re we going to do?”
Thank god they still dont suspect me
A true Skywalker...
"Last thing you ate is what you have to name him"
Me: A double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4×4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim, quadruple, ultra supreme, with the works, double batter fried...
on a stick, with extra Mayo.
We serve food here sir
I'm sorry did you say ANIMAL STYLE
@@Chiron76 oH fUcK!!!!
We serve slaves here sir
I'm gonna name him rice
He also looks like rice so it's gonna be delicious 😏😏
“Name him the last thing you ate”
Hm. A dog named Luigi?
DAAAAAAAAMMMMMM
A dog named garlic bread?
Named dad
EmKay: I fear nothing.
Also EmKay: but that thing “ *mk* “
EmKay: it scares me.
MORTAL KOMBOT DO DO DO DO DO!!
Soulaima Rahal nice profile pic
Soulaima Rahal damn if you had not have done that I would have said something about mortal kombat
EmKay: huuuu
Me: but you have mk in your name
EmKay: but its mK
Me: samething
"it's the fin- *W H E E Z E* " "it's the f- *W H E E Z E* " "it's t- *W H E E Z E* " "duu duu duuu du"
@sunky the funk mastrr 6:14
Can someone link this to me?
You put into words what I couldn't. I applaud you.
www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/d1p22m/cursed_facebook/? here's the link bois, have fun
"Before *OOOOOOOHHHH" stabing her in the throught"
The teacher: There's an earthquake happening, please stay calm.
Kid named calm: Guess I'll die
Yare fucking daze
There is no kid named calm (this is a joke don’t woooosh me)
The class: No one will miss you... *DEMONIC LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES*
@@isciab The Kid Named No: *happy noises because a person will miss him*
@@forhecan They'll kill em' too.
6:12
I love how Damien tries to say the comment only for him to not because of him dying from laughter.
When they mentioned "made an angel out of knives" I was like: cool. but when the person said "imagine a tornado" I started insanely laughing.
r/cursedcomments
We are going to see he wizard
Even cooler, a blade maelstrom
That statue is in my city
Samir Khan Same here!
I’m glad Liverpool doesn’t get tornadoes or earthquakes or anything like that lol.
When you let your mom count to 0
**THE FINAL COUNTDOWN**
Jinay Vora i still cant stop 😂
Aka the last thing you'll ever hear
But mom, I don't wanna swim with my toaster...
Mom, why are you holding a knife?
Are you gonna cook?
Doo doo do do do do do doooo do
"It's the final co-" *intense laugh wheezing*
"It's the final c-" *evEN MORE WHEEZE*
Damien's laugh is godly
Its the f-HAHAHAHAHA
6:15
there was an ad when i read this the next scene was exactly this
🤣
I pretend I'm the monster in the dark every night. And each time, the police are called on me for breaking and entering. Damn you nightvison security cameras, I was just trying to get a free kid.
Wdym? You get the police called on you? I dont? (This is a joke im 12)
Ooo yes more procrastinating fuel for me. Thanks EmKay!
Wait no
Your profile pipicture looks like a more gay James Charles
iag mum ruoy my mum is not gai
I am pondering finishing my HW right now, but it can wait
do the thing u need to do
"Hello everyone, welcome back to EmKay, and today we're gonna be lookin at r/EmKay"
Gorm Auslander make the video just like lwaiy
@@jakobrosenberg7943 lwaiy annoys me. It's lwiay, it's even an acronym.
@@calatwork7308 the fact that you spelled it wrong really makes me want to slap you across the mouth.
“Why did a whole bunch of children just show up in heaven together?” ........ “Anakin” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
big fella
As long as it’s part of the genocide route
*It’s Been So Long plays*
Please don’t use emojis
If you don’t want people to insult you then I would recommend you stop using emojis
Seriously no one likes emojis anymore
Stop
STOP
STOP
ScronchedPizza wtf are u talking about why are u getting triggered that i used emojis, who insulted me, and are you on crack?
I’m not triggered
It’s just that other people may be triggered because you use emojis
Da Queen died now. Ghost form unlocked.
"The last thing you ate is the name you give him"
weird kid: *lego covered in peanut butter*
*_Insert Ralph from The Simpsons_*
So his name is dead body and I give him a dead body
*My own soul*
Beef Ramen
“Last thing you ate is what you name him”
*Number 4 bacon double cheeseburger no lettuce no tomato with tater tots and lots of ketchup packets from sonic*
Cock
The souls of the innocent.
Your mother
Satan's blood
*air*
My favorite.)
*OP:*
"Wow, 3 tattoos. You know those are permanent, right?
"Me: Wow, 3 kids. You know those are permanent, right?"
*REPLY:*
"Technically both can be removed with lasers."
there are 69 likes. i have been defeated.
I said that to my mom the other day
My favorite is at 9:13
My answer: I've set a new Guinness word record...
for doing what my RUclips avatar depicts x1000
Not if i kill them first.
Isabel Obike 420 likes.
4:34 I haven't laughed so hard in my life.
This is so funny!
I'm deeply concerned for that person. Like *very* concerned
I got a 411 ad.
Funniest shit I've ever seen.
"we'll coat them in cyanide"
Well now i don't have to buy any rope and bleach.
Yeah, just remember the combination for the basement
@@GuessImSylvale OH NO
@@GuessImSylvale jokes on you, i dont have a basement
But I do...
2 uses in 1
when he read "I deep cleaned my entire apartment" my earbuds glitched the audio
that was an experience I wish to never have again.
“I deep throated my entire apartment”
@@nyoomproductions135 plot twist: his/her little sibling was in the apartment too
Damian: **W H E E Z E**
My depression: *non-existent*
Mhm
Why is your depression cured from choking him?
@@jinodapuppet oh... OH....
Got this to 69 likes :)
@@rgxyz1233 its at 168 likes now, one more!
2:59 the hardest Damien has ever laughed
you havent been back in 15 years...
@@grapejuice9611 and I never will
@@B0MB.C0M yoo wheres the milk at my coco puffs finna get stall
@@38kiddo41 Uhh Son I’m sorry but I’m still looking but don’t tell mom
Damien- it’s the f-*WHEEZE*
Also Damien- it’s the fin-*WHEEEEEZE* doo doo do doooo
I am th first to reply
I'm the second reply
I amthe third to reply
I’m the 4th to reply
I just ruined the order ;)
"if y'all don't quit licking the cartridges we'll start coating them in cyanide"
**licking intensifies**
**starts Grapefruit Technique**
0:53 I saw that post and "Grandad's ashes" was one of the tamer answers.
"You named your dog Cat? Why? It's a...long story." Was one of my favorites.
I took it literal when I answered and I didn't expect those kind of jokes lol
I don't get it
Ikr
Shane dawnson im pretty sure
"The last thing you ate is what you have to name him" Ramen Noodles.
*Once I said minecraft spider to a disabled person dancing*
epic
That's a Pro gamer Move
Respect 100
Biggest possible flex
????
Emkay : It's the fi- *wHeEZe*
Tries again : It's the fi- *WhEezE* do do do do doooo
c h i c k e n
Yo it's kind of Dark but it makes me laugh
What is wrong with me...
My friend said he’d name the dog ”children bones”
Filip 76uk what. The... BARK. God BARKit not again.
.............I have no words
i'd eat children bones
Too generic. way too generic
Milkshake... I'm just drinking a milkshake
"Last thing you ate is what you name him"
Ok the last thing i ate was... Let me think...
RARE CYBOP
Foot
We are all cannibals ⬆️
Nuclear waste
"Last thing that you ate is what you name him"
China: Yes.
bat soup
Dead body
“Last thing you ate is his name”
Africa: What is eating?
vaccines
@@alleghanyonce Wait what?
I didn't know chinese people also had vaccines.
Nobody:
Damien: “it’s the FfF- FAJ- AHAF- FAH- ITS THE F-f-A-H FAH- DO DO DO DOOOOO BA DA BAP PA DA”
Lmaooo
Wait.thats ilegal
@@koishiandhat159 what
“The last thing you ate is what you have to name him”
But aren’t they already called dogs?
It’ll be weird to name a dog human
Yes i was confused about this as well
Oh god
Amulet Moonlight OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU
You sick f...
"We'll have to wait a couple years for that form" HE PREDICTED THE FUCKING FUTURE
"Sh-"
*Ad comes up.*
*Realizes that my earphones were off and realizes that my mom who hates swear words is sitting next to me.*
An ad actually became useful..
Lucky you
Congrats
What's c** like is made of and how
@@Landonc48 qué?
@@Landonc48 yes
"The last thing you ate is what you have to name him"
_me_ : *Rice*
Me : sushi
@@radhikadasi155 ~that's cute~ °•°
Me: sandwich
Foreskin
Blake Smith yOu aTe jEsUs?
Ive never cringed at sexual role play so hard until this subreddit
Amberlinn Rose Lee even like furry “*nudges you*” bullshit is better than whatever the FUCK that is
"You have to name him what you last ate."
This PopTart sure tastes better than the others.
I gotta admit, "Son of Baconator" sounds like a pretty good name for that puppy
Or chinese food
Cinnamonbunnies Cream UGGGGH
Or coincidentally Sugar Cookies
Damien: *Uncle laughs*
Damien with "Uncle" voice: Hey *S O N*
PLANKTON?!
"The Last Thing You Ate Is What You Have To Name Him"
Thing is it's wholesome for me because I would have to ether name him "Frosted Flakes" or "Twinkie"
String cheese is my name for it LPT3_Me
my name for it is severed hand
Turkey for me. I actually think it's kinda cute. :)
LPT3_Me
Lucky me is Marshmallow because my family made s’mores but I only wanted the marshmallow
When I watched it the video it would be PIZZA
Fun fact: A friend of mine once gave me the 2016 world record book,which he borrowed from the library.I took it home and forgot to give it to him on Thursday when We had to return it, but he was absent so no probs there. Then our exams came and by the time they had finished,our teacher forgot about the book. And I got to keep it. I found it today,and had a good laugh about it
"Murdering people, then giving their family a coffin and a business card for a funeral company"
Holy frick, this must've been really funny because that was 55 likes really fast.
0:55 I don’t think should name my dog “Dog”
*hol up*
**Breathes in**
*YOU WHAT?!?!*
My dogs name would then be newborn child
Hmm...
So I should name him "Clorox"?
I dont think I should make him airheads mystery
He kind of looks like one.
That little puppy? Yea, that's Flamin' Hot Cheetos with a cup of chocolate milk.
His name is Pizza
Philip's head screwdriver
His name is Jacob
Pizza
@@light-uq9ws oop
I love this guy laughing he sounds like my Grandad who smokes a pack a day.
No offence I love Emkay it really helps me when I'm down.
[Sees thumbnail]
Me: finally, a valid time to make a "your mom" joke.
Lmao!
@@rosepetunia1829 lhau
NOOOOOOOO
I ate chicken, so the dog’s name will be BBQ. it was BBQ’d chicken.
The dog's name would be embalming fluid
For mine it would be apple juice
@@chloejec6318 the last thing you ate, not drank.
Ahhh, it's my new baby brother, Daniel. :D
Mine would be Macaroni :)
Okay, real talk: the post where the man killed his wife while she was thinking he'd surprise her with a dog made me feel a bit ill, and not even your iconic laughter could help. That is a whole other level of premeditated. In order for her to truly fall for it-he had to have known she was a dog lover, and would have been hinting at this dog for days or weeks to truly have her believe it so she could truly be caught off guard. Expecting man's best friend to raise with your loving husband one millisecond, getting killed by him the next. Going from happy to terrified and those are the last sensations you feel. That's what nightmares are made of.
Kinda cool imo
lol
@@zuzafunstuff Dang, I didn't realize bot comments were getting this advanced.
2:06
*high pitched* "Hahhah yay"😭
10:07 are we going to ignore that the date is 9/11/13 and he is in a plane.
Edwin oh shoot
Ohhhhh no
Let's start wwiii TO PUNISH AFGHANISTAN
Oh wow
R/cursedcomments
Admit it...
R/cursedcomments and images are the funniest reddit videos
Eyy it's mah bio nugget from kindergarten
r/foundthemobileuser
@@jesusbuiltmyhotrod1465 how is he a mobile user?
The "R" in r/cursedcomments is capital.
@@jesusbuiltmyhotrod1465 oh ok
"Pretend to be the killer in the dark"
I do that, but I don't pretend
*O H N O*
"The last thing you ate you have to name him"
*Garlic Condom*
hotdog
SANDWICH
Waffle
Hotpocket, just as tasty to!
Guitar
7:05 the worst part is, shes 13 based on her flair
also relevant username
It's all the better
“Last thing you ate is what you name him”
Me - Human Baby.
Wow
Me - Ancient evil blonde vampire that like to drop vehicles on edgy teenagers
cookie_ genji13 I’d name him nugget
Me - muffin
Eyes.
3:08
If I had that power, I'd like boss music to appear whenever someone's boss showed up. Not sure how that would help but that's what I want right now.
“Because I’m a boy”
**MEGALOVANIA PLAYS**
"Nothing personal kid, but you're going to have a Bad Time"
For the thumbnail, the dog would be named Toblerone. 👌
boring, mine is named corpse from WWII
I named him human flesh which is very cute
For me its sugar cookie :3
Cheetos with ice cream
Munich Mapper mines named ‘lunch’
4:54
“I haven’t slept in 72 hours”
Oh no ur gOnNa geT aTTaCked bY phaNtOms noW
edit: how in the name of notch did anyone find this amusing
A veteran i see
Nice
Another steve huh
Nice
Don't worry the puppy will be named phantom
"You have to name him the last thing you ate"
me:your name shall be, puppy
3:44 I can't believe you missed the fact it was f**king Ryan Reynolds!
I just noticed. That makes the comment a whole lot funnier
who that
@@anxiousperson3325 Deadpool
damn, i need some skooma
Wait penny wise from IT was fucking Ryan Reynolds. Wonder if it looked nice
0:57 grandad's ashes? Really? Not even a cup of blood or a lung? Pathetic.
Tsk tsk tsk
Amateurs
*Sips a jar of my ex's blood*
tbh your relatives ashes is worse, like it is for real the remains of their body
My dogs name is Ur mom
sometimes strange288 I ain’t namin him cosmic brownie
Semen
I swear to God you do the voice of plankton In SpongeBob
sounds more like mania knights underfell sans voice
No this is *Patrick.*
We did indeed have to wait a few years to see the ghost form XD
“The last thing you ate is what you name him.”
Me: ...... Hi Vitamin.
Kinda cute, tbh
Hi dog
Hi Rice
I read that as Vietnam at first. 😅
YooItsXtra your husbando
7:14 The way he says “How far can you squirt” makes me die every time.
The first time he said it was funnier
E
E
E
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I wonder how many bodies did that knife angel stab total
lengua muerta 58 and a half...I keep a journal of my victories
*jazz music stops*
Jonathan Flores :l I can make it 59
@@doodlytoodly9806 I doubt you can
Jonathan Flores I didn’t say when
8:04 OH MY GOD IMAGINE TAKING A PICTURE OF SOMEONE (fully clothed) STANDING IN THE TUB. YOU GO TO THE WASHROOM AND SOMEONE IS STARING AT YOU. YOU PULL BACK THE CURTAIN AND NO ONE IS THERE
Ask Reddit: what's your favorite thing to do after banging
Me: *hiding the body*
Me: reburying the body.
Me : getting another body to bang
Cleaning the casket
@@paulchaudoir190 recycleing
Eating the casket
I’m a girl, but thanks
HOW FAR CAN YOU SQUIRT?
Got to this exact part of the video as I read this comment.
The username checks out at least
Yeah, he does live up to his name
I joined the subreddit!
OST in Swedish is Cheese
THE MORE YOU KNOW
Wait what
@@CrabOnABeach
Yeah, in swedish ost is a way to say cheese (it's pronounced oo-st)
@@twitchingsparrow282 that's really neat!
Danish and Norwegian too, right?
OSIS SAY TURD
This guy's laugh is a comedy in itself,makes the video 100x better,I love it
It kinda reminds me of Mutahar's laugh (SomeOrdinaryGamers)
ah yes. cursed comments. so cursed, much hate, thanks.
edit: uhm, the fuck? on the comments i try to get liked they get like 1 and this one i posted at 7:02 in the morning half asleep and not trying at all-
I hate it
If your uncle is creepy your dad is to because he’s basically your uncles son uncle so yeah now I’m scared
I guess your right
999'th like :(
Who's the crap who liked it just after me
damien your laugh has cured my anxiety, watered my crops, and harvested them for me
Michael Reeves is the definition of blursed
Never thought I'd see him come up in a Reddit video bahaha
You know it's gonna be a great video when it starts off with Damien saying, "You get $1 for every rhino you bang"
Ok so that person owes me 69(nice) dollars
*nice*
Nice
*n i c e*
Bro for the thumbnail I commented ' it's a bit weird to name my dog Chinese food
Oh wait'
And got 400 likes
Oop
Nice
I commented “Barbecue Chips”
Good one. I didn't comment, but I'da said "OK but "Your GF's Ass" is a pretty odd name"
I ate Chinese food today
“The last thing you ate is what you have to name him”
-goes and eats popcorn-
Me: eats one bean
If it's what I gotta do to name a cat Asshole, then I'll have to do it...
The Queen Elizabeth one aged like fine wine
99% of the comments right now are just people saying “first” or “hi” hoping to be first.
Yep
Sup
Yep
Seventh
14th
9:55 I WASNT EXPECTING THIS REFERENCE HERE OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GOOD
11:46
Michael Reeves is a national treasure
Agreed…
HEY WATCH OUT! MICHAEL REEVES IS TEMPORARY, but doom is eternal
"Name your dog the last thing you ate."
Next day:
"Hey, look at my new dog, his name is Dog."