"hey. you've reached 1-800-single n' horny, where u get laid, and we get paid, how may I assist you? - sound really...relaxed......yes my friend thought of that. yes were super bored.
“Hey dad can you text me,”who’s joe?” It’s for a meme” “I should’ve pulled out of joe momma” This man has ascended to a new level it is no longer mad lads he has become a mad dad
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This is probably going to get lost in the comments, but fun fact: paper is edible. I've been pointing this out repeatedly to my school library for their "no food or drinks" sign
@@thiswhitescreen2666 according to Google wood is not edible. Paper won't hurt you as long as you don't try to just swallow it whole, but wood isn't processed like paper and it isnt exactly easy to chew either... so uh maybe don't eat wood
I just imagined myself as an elderly woman, finding my old texts... I find one I had sent to myself... I click the link... the familiar music, the ancient song... I have been Rickrolled and I remember so well what this used to be... I smile and shed a single tear as I remember the good old days, when things were simpler, I remember all the people Rickrolling each other, and I begin to cry. OKAY AFTER WRITING THAT I AM LEGITIMATELY SOBBING RN WHY DOES MY BRAIN MAKE ME COME UP WITH THESE THINGS
5:20 a maze with no prize you don’t even realize you are trapped, your lust for blood has driven you in endless cycles. Chasing the crys of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach-
That "saying every curse word in the English langauge" guy must have never heared of gordon Ramsay and the entiery of the r/RareInsults and r/roast me subs
5:45 "if there is a water leakage, you can find that pretty quickly" not when it doesn't exist. It takes a very long time to find something that doesn't exist
@@therealserenedestroyer7748 There's only "estrange", though... I guess it could rhyme, depending on its pronounciation, but I wouldn't consider it a 100% good rhyme 🤷
Can we talk about the shady barbershop having 2 *mounted deer heads* in the salon?? Like *Why would you put that there of all places?* They're the true madlad
Had a madlad in my class in highschool. Teacher exclaimed "The next person who talks has to eat this damn chalk!" The student said "sure, give it to me." So the teacher threw it his way. And the guy ate it. Safe to say the teacher was speechless. :p
Hi Damian! Those small white balls are actually found in speakers. These ones in particular are from a phone speaker, and they help spread out the sound making it sound bigger than it actually is.
2:15 that’s nothing I swallowed an earring. just note this happened when I was eating oatmeal and I didn’t realize and I was 6 another thing I did not go to the hospital
6:44: ”I walk a lonely road The only one that I have ever known...” I’m probably like one of three people here who actually appreciates this as a Miku fan
“sporange,” an uncommon botanical term for a part of a fern THAT rhymes with orange, because door hinge is actually a compound word thus it's not one word it's to push together but on the other hand sporange is a word and it's not two different words mashed together and it perfectly rhymes with orange
I really wonder who and why people dislike videos that... Clearly it not bad AT ALL Of course, this one video might not have been funny for them nor they did like the r/ in question, BUT… there are some great videos that people dislike and I just can't grt a grasp on why
@@sr.lontra you came so close to working out the simple answer, that different people have different tastes so what is obviously good to you might be bad to someone else.
![I.N "HALLUCINATION" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/n5B5q1Hwt_U/mqdefault.jpg)
"Should have pulled out of Joe mama"
Damn you ok bro?
*joe
@@lorenzojoaquin1373 Fixed it
Damn you okay joe?*
420 likes lmao
😔
Fun fact: air pods aren't digestible and will come out whole.... Yes a man swallowed his while sleeping... Yes it still worked after that
Yoonmin infires me to have jams • how do you know it still worked?
@@MrGhost-je2ij dunno just saw it in a vid
R/wooosh
@@FallSansGoten.... Bro, I was just sharing a fact... Why you gotta whoosh me?
R/WOOOOOOOSH I know thats why i said it
If you ever get called by a scammer, then say, "Hello, this is baby brawlers. If your child can crawl then he can brawl. How may I assist you?"
Or say "Welcome to the Local drug farm. We grow it, you smoke it. How may I help you today?" And just sound real spaced out while saying it.
"Welcome to the sperm bank and pizzeria your loss is our sauce"
Realistic toriel it’s an abortion clinic “welcome to Tony’s pizzeria and abortion clinic where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce”
"hey. you've reached 1-800-single n' horny, where u get laid, and we get paid, how may I assist you? - sound really...relaxed......yes my friend thought of that. yes were super bored.
These got me wheezing-
How do you breathe-
“Hey dad can you text me,”who’s joe?” It’s for a meme”
“I should’ve pulled out of joe momma”
This man has ascended to a new level it is no longer mad lads he has become a mad dad
IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE
@@paintingroxy1668 IT SHOUDNT BE. LEVELS OF THIS POWER WERE ONLY RECORDED ON FLORIDA.
--*florida has breached containiment*--
@LeoV4X was_taken i was having an episode, okay im sorry. I know i shouldnt have done it
@@kirbypsicopata29 jit trippin
This dude sang "Dont Stay In School" in a school talent show and won
now thats a madlad.
won’t that make him want to stay in school
The irony...
So he watches boyinaband
True madlad
@@marosmariene9204 it was on Dave's video
Imagine you in a coma for nearly 8 years and your last tweet be like: *troll*
ChaosPxl The guy was lying about being in a coma because after that tweet he put out another one which said trolled
@@ploknull5853 And that's real troll
Looks like somebody needs nukes
Emm... I made this account to remember old memes... Feck
Ddfjjfjdrjfcjsjdjgtfickajrncjrkgjsjjfgjdjsksscmsmfgodoskrgcdtbcjsjtngjdksktngffjsiaowkfnfjzks.ficjrn rufjcjsnr fjcny fjebgnjejgjxjsjjrjgd fjrngvoskwkf FDI j Jenny go no j jdfjgjtnnendjfjgjrnsjiai tjdnd djfjngrndncjgnjwjdjtnrjdh social dnf ffufnrbgeiwjg rudjw yhciworny cfiskejg f fiwjejgbbe jwkgkfjsjgnrphfjfjtnt fjfjsjdjfndjaje fixjgrsdgciajf fcc fgisiwjtfxngnxnfngejt xjfntnsiduvjft fjgngsfogkrfnx fifnt fif fjtndkakgjsjsnfjxjaktt xjgjsbgjdjs g cisksjgcsjakgtcjsntncxjsthecdjfng djdbtjwi handcuffs rjfjyjgciakfjgnxjjfbj. I wrote this so it looked like I was doing something important on my phone. My teacher can never know
"Laser engraved surprise pikachu" sounds like the google translation of the name of a J-Pop band
I love J-Pop music 😂
I Don’t
Deez Nuts * 16 years ago u thought u posted this 16 years ago u god dam fool
Wtf is J Pop? Does every Asian country have their own pop music? Lmao
@@Tw0Dots do you have a problem with that?
“I should’ve pulled out of joe mama”
How can you say something so conversational yet so brave
Who.. who did this to me
I’m fairly certain the phrase is controversial not conversational lol
As soon as I saw it I went “DAAAAMN”
It's kinda hard for an opinion only discussed between father and son, to be much of public disagreement. Also that's not the word you are looking for.
Conversational?
This is probably going to get lost in the comments, but fun fact: paper is edible. I've been pointing this out repeatedly to my school library for their "no food or drinks" sign
i eat paper.... the kids laugh....... little do they know I'm training for the criminal evidence destroying agency... for paper items of course...
Wait so Wood is edible?
@@thiswhitescreen2666 according to Google wood is not edible. Paper won't hurt you as long as you don't try to just swallow it whole, but wood isn't processed like paper and it isnt exactly easy to chew either... so uh maybe don't eat wood
@Sethplays videogames what school did you go to because that might of been me
Dude I've been eating paper for 8 years now
80% of laughs= “Kettle”
20% of laughs= “Silent but mouth fully open”
69 likes nice
96 likes
337 likes
yes.
@@kristiebrown1693 340 likes as of right now
depression: *SaDnEsS*
Damien's laugh: I'm About to end this mans hole career
Whole*
@@James-xe8dq honest mistake, i posted this late at night
hole is spelled like whole, and the About SHOULD NOT BE CAPITALIZED BECAUSE IT IS THE SECOND WORD OF THE SENETENCE
Grammar nazis just ruined the joke.
It’s ok
"How would you describe yourself in 5 words?"
Me: Lazy
words, not letters
it's not even 4 letters
@@vequillix8412 Yes
milkii
;)
ruclips.net/video/ZK1pNGmNBEc/видео.html
*Doofinzmirchz voice:* clever.... very clever....
Damien's laugh somehow sounds like two different people laughing at once
Yes
Omg yes
And that's a fact!
Yea, it cracks me up sometimes 😂
Ikr?
“Yo bro where’d you get those beats”
Nah bro, mah barber writes this fire
Ry No My beats are fire
Dogo I know big words
669
There is 777 likes
Thanks for the likes lol never gotten this many before, and the love by big Damien himself
2:10 imagine connecting to the AirPod and playing music, full blast, with the AirPod in your intestine
Imagine*
Or taking a shit.
Taste the music
That's what I was thinking about
Connect ur air pods to sokemwleses phone and just listen to it tree their stomach 😂
6:57
This what the necks in Jojo’s Bizarre Adventures be lookin like 😂👀👀
The guy in blue is my uncle how is he in there
what necks in pt1-3
My man be lookin like Steve minecraft
@@Ligrev001 wow, your comment is really supportive of my joke 😐
Ova Jotaro be like:
"Damian: Accept my fate."
Jesus Christ Damian
69 likes? Nice!!
100th like mannnnnnn
Damien*
@@fld5673 Damien is the Yotuber who posted this video. Damian is the youngest robin, to which 4:35 is referring to.
rapmon's jams oh ok thanks
Not only does Damian recognize the Robins, but he says Tim is his favorite. Can my respect for this channel grow any more?
❤
Exactly what I thought!
You met my friend joe?
Who’s joe?
Joseph Stalin.
When the USA reads this, it will become the USSA
When the USA reads this, it will become the USSA
I’m American
xX-TrashWolf-Xx relatable
*joe gonna have a bad time*
10:29
bruh i got terraria last week and i saw one of the reviews was:
"Played a little, it was fun.."
5160 HOURS ON RECORD
K
K
K
K
F... WAI-
boyfriend: *likes some girl's photos 5 in a row
girlfriend: now this is an avengers level threat
HAHHAHAHAHHA-no
@@scwibbilywibbilywoo you're not funny
@@justsomeguywholikeswater3566 neither are you
@@TheCuriousFinch did I imply I was?
@@TheCuriousFinch or say it outright?
In 5:22 it is not the backrooms.
The IKEA with no exit is called “SCP 3008”
So I wasn't the only one thinking that XD
And is filled with people we call scp 3008-1 i know from experience I'm currently stuck in there send help
Maybe scp 3008 is part of the backroom
Probably the inverse tbh
OHHHH you mean infinite Ikea?
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
Admit it we’ve been a madlad atleast once in our life
Yep.
No
I ated the paper chocolate and trow the cocolate to the trash
@@AppL12334 gasp
I won't
by now the "i'm the bald guy" comment has gotten to 3.1 MILLION likes
And by now, the comment is actually burried deep in the ocean of comment section..
If each like was a view on the bald guy's video he would get paid over 6,000 dollars
Now it’s deleted
@@jaimearellano7804 yes I know, very sad.
@@jaimearellano7804 wait why was it deleted?
Glass
“The sand can’t do nothin with that”
But it’s made of sand
It's sandibalism
it is made of silicates which sand happens to be the greatest source of, also there is such a thing as sea glass which is absolutely beautiful
@@crayonchomper1180 no reason to be so technical dude.
Dovah Kiin let him be I guess
Dovah Kiin He’s not gonna apologize for being smarter than you
"Former Power Ranger robbing homes in Japan"
*Pewdiepie's Japan house was robbed recently*
Me: Ladies and Gentlemen, We gottem.
I read this directly after I reached that part of the video.
go go power rangers
@@em5345- dun dun dun dun dun
Go go power robbers
Disney says infinity war is the most ambitious crossover ever
Emkay: calls guy yucky for playing game for a year.
Tf2 players: nervous stare.
Skyrim players: *sweating intensifies*
@@mercenarychef9465 minecraft OG's,
The body: *NiAgArA fAlLs*
@@dakotadirig7562 tf2 players: sweat the entire ocean
Mansluts: Nervous stare. _"At least he is hating the game rather than the playa?"_
Persona players: Sweats the earth's water supply
I just imagined myself as an elderly woman, finding my old texts... I find one I had sent to myself... I click the link... the familiar music, the ancient song... I have been Rickrolled and I remember so well what this used to be... I smile and shed a single tear as I remember the good old days, when things were simpler, I remember all the people Rickrolling each other, and I begin to cry.
OKAY AFTER WRITING THAT I AM LEGITIMATELY SOBBING RN WHY DOES MY BRAIN MAKE ME COME UP WITH THESE THINGS
once this person becomes an elderly woman we must spam rickroll
@@plant7371 thank you
Yes
30 YEARS SPAM RICKROLL THIS COMMENT
@Jonathan Simrak
Will do
The dude training in the storm is the real Saitama - one day, he'll be completely bald, but strong enough to defeat and enemy with one punch.
It's One Punch: The Prequel
Wen you don't talk German :
*Keine schwäche zeigen*
Ya gotta show no weakness
Arsloch
Nein, halt einfach die Klappe.
@@crayonpartyz nein
@@Sandman3 Ja
Emkay: *wHeEzEz*
Depression: ight..imma bout to head out
5:20 a maze with no prize you don’t even realize you are trapped, your lust for blood has driven you in endless cycles. Chasing the crys of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach-
When you're not a madlad
Keine Schwäche zeigen
smhLuckyMango ja Digga XD
😂😂
Same bruh XD
I don’t get it
Didn't expect to see that pfp on an EmKay comment section! Hello there
The polite guy: "My mother always said she'd come to my first red carpet"
Cinema: *"2019 PH awards"*
Pixel Elevatorz His name is Ryan creamer
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Minecraft Beach Pollution
Watch till you see Minecraft spiders with real legs or un-milking a Minecraft cow... It's from the same guy.
The beach pollution hit the nail on the head for realism 😂😂😂
13:11
this man would've made no mistakes either, since it's a typewriter. dedication at its finest.
Damien: "He didn't even chew it, he swallowed it!"
Me: That's what she said
God, why?
That "saying every curse word in the English langauge" guy must have never heared of gordon Ramsay and the entiery of the r/RareInsults and r/roast me subs
Omgליעד אופנהיים
ליעד אופנהיים חחחח כן חייבים לעשות משהו כזה
i don't get it but
BackLash: *exists*
Damien: **slams fist on table** *_*WHEEZE_**
Lmao
I get it
Splatoon!
Barber: What you want fam?
That dude: Beats by Dr. Dre
Barber: S A Y N O M O R E
0:58
5:45 "if there is a water leakage, you can find that pretty quickly" not when it doesn't exist. It takes a very long time to find something that doesn't exist
"My hands can do some damage baby OH YEAH!"
-Damien 2019
nice profile pic
Emkay: why am i laughing on this?
2 secs later
EMkAy: Pig noises
It has pig n o i s e s?
Emkay:my hands can do some damage
Me:KEEP THEM OUT OF THE BED
Simple joke that isn’t funny: *Exists*
EMKay: **WHEEEZE**
Nobody:
Dolphin Water Corps:
Colder Animations yes that is exactly my humour
(joke that hasn't even been said yet)
EMKay: *_w H E E Z E_* YOU HAVE ACHIEVED COMEDY
Its an obvious fake laugh. You can actually hear the strain from forcing it
Matt Petty Or he just laughs that way?
Johnny: I just wanna punch God in the Face
Kratos: Me and you Buddy, Me and you
B O I
Day 36 of waiting for “ my namian is Damian “
he did it on damien lee
The magical Onion fairy oh okay thx
@@themagicalonionfairy7455 give me the link to this
Day 100 of waiting for wuts poppin im robin
Damian is my namian
3:28 he looks so old yet so young
R/rareinsults
Ether the guys deaf or blind or
*THE MADLAD OF HISTORY*
Damien: Your a weird guy
Also Damien: *laughs uncontrollably at children in immediate danger*
I’m in middle school a teacher told a kid to be quiet
He threw a reverse card at her and she started bleeding
oh geez-
thats some chaotic energy right there
FUCKIN' HELL!!!
*based in a true story*
he threw a reverse card at her and her period started
5:20
A maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped
There actually is an English word that rhymes with orange. Sporange. Its a botany term I think. Rarely used, but it does exist
Range also exists
door hinge
Wait how about enstrange?
Or I'm just stupid 😂
@@therealserenedestroyer7748 There's only "estrange", though... I guess it could rhyme, depending on its pronounciation, but I wouldn't consider it a 100% good rhyme 🤷
@@D0MiN0ChAn yah you're right 😂
I am stupid 😂
“Should’ve pulled out of Joe Mama”
Ah yes, a man of culture as well
11:18 Eminem literally made a whole song about words that rhyme with orange
"Thats the Backrooms baby" -Damien, 5:21
SCP 3008: Am I a joke to you?
0:57 barber was probably like:
Say no more
11:08 He's a man of commitment, focus, and sheer f**king will!
More like. 13:08
German Humor:
Keine Schwäche zeigen
Spaß
Наннна гцииу
I did Nazi that coming :)
@@charlie3214 offf
German humor:
How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, because they're very efficient, and not very funny
Hey SpoonKid called: He wants his profile back.
The post: *funny*
Damien: *demonic wheeze intensifies*
Can we talk about the shady barbershop having 2 *mounted deer heads* in the salon?? Like *Why would you put that there of all places?*
They're the true madlad
5:19
SCP-3008: "first time?"
Oh my gawd that one was so good and creepy! Surreal and disturbing too. Definitely had me a lil traumatized for like a day lol
3:42 When you're trying to start an old car
Nobody:
Comments: *super sonic speed noises*
GOTTA GO FAST-
Ummmm meow?
Wtf?😂
More like Hyper Sonic speed.
@Linked Navi
GOTTA GO FAST... GOTTA GO FASTER
Had a madlad in my class in highschool. Teacher exclaimed "The next person who talks has to eat this damn chalk!" The student said "sure, give it to me." So the teacher threw it his way. And the guy ate it.
Safe to say the teacher was speechless. :p
Manager: Should this channel be named EmKay?
Damien: EmKay.
12:56 fun fact! The F.R.I.E.N.D.S theme song is actually about depression! Either look up the lyrics or look up the minor key version of it
4:11 lmao i saw the recording of it happening, everyone laughed exvept for an old lady who watched it with sadnesh :(
Let's face it, no dad will ever be funnier than that guy in the intro
When you don't realize how early u are and there's not enough likes
*anger*
*angry as fuk*
So anger
Hi Damian! Those small white balls are actually found in speakers. These ones in particular are from a phone speaker, and they help spread out the sound making it sound bigger than it actually is.
2:19
Any JoJo B.A fan in a 7 Mile radius:
*_Kono Giorno Giovanna Niwe Ume Ga Aru_*
Kono Giorno Giovanna Niwa Yume Ga Aru*
4:22 Kono Doppio Giovanna
Sorry, I do not understand weeb.
@@cincinnati4391 Sorry, i do not understand (Normal people language)
Noice photo DEKU
Colorado Bear: breaks into house and plays piano
Florida Man: finally, my true successor!
What it's like to be German:
Keine Schwäche Zeigen.
Copied comment
Mr. Dank Du hast keine Schwäche gezeigen
Salty Potatohead
Umm no weakness goats?
*_I GET IT_*
@@gramgram2716 Nah, that would be "keine Schwäche Ziegen"
Ja
this man has the most contagious laugh on earth i swear
Damien: *laughs*
Me: you having a asthma attack bro?
Theyre fake laughs. Hes wheezing so hard because hes straining to push them out. Hes ruining his own jokes by fake laughing after every one
Matt Petty well you live up to your last name.
@Jordan Tillman How do you know?
@Jordan Tillman very explanatory, thanks.
tbh I heard being a game tester means hitting a wall over and over to see if it glitches or something, it is actually really boring apprently
2:15 that’s nothing I swallowed an earring. just note this happened when I was eating oatmeal and I didn’t realize and I was 6 another thing I did not go to the hospital
Nice
I swallowed a battery when I was like 3, now I have ADHD
But that was the only time I went to the hospital lol
Nobody:
Literally not a soul:
Damian: **WhEeZE**
Why does emkay sound like he smoked a bowl before shooting
Maybe he did
r/rareinsults
He smokes with mike
Maybe he smokes with joe
I dare you to ask who mike is
Go ahead mad-lad
4:21
Sweet, sweet doppio. The meme from shitpost crusaders had blossomed
[@Chris J] our little boy doppio will prevail
6:52
OH MY GOD MIKU WHAT THE-
I want to do this with Fuckass
Actually I wanna do it with Yuzuki Yukari-
[@Delightfulrainbow 205] FUCKASS
IM SCREAMING
weeb
I wanna do this with deku or bakugou 😂
9:38 me during a trip to Bishop Creek Alaska: *literally doing shirtless push-ups against the creek*
Me seeing this now:*Wheeze*
If you thought his laughing is bad, you must hear German RUclipsr „Maudado" laughing, and you'll be glad he only laughs like this
6:39 something similar was made for the movie „the raid 2“ during the filming of the car chase.
Every time Damien says "Yucky" I'm uh... Imma drink water
3:11 this got cutted by an ad and i laughed
I took two sweets from a bucket filled with candy that had sign that said ‘take one’
BRO CALM DOWN DUDE
r/madlads
You monster
I took the bucket
“Ok he wanted it”
Damien-2019
6:44:
”I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known...”
I’m probably like one of three people here who actually appreciates this as a Miku fan
I make 2 just need 1 more lol
Yeeees!! Miku rules!!
this is hilarious who wouldn't appreciate
“sporange,” an uncommon botanical term for a part of a fern THAT rhymes with orange, because door hinge is actually a compound word thus it's not one word it's to push together but on the other hand sporange is a word and it's not two different words mashed together and it perfectly rhymes with orange
I've been trying to find what it was
Thank you :)
1:30 it should take 1/2 health if you step on the "broken glass"
4:02
My response would be: “What son?”
No one:
Damien:ahaaHAHAHA- *wHeEzE*
In 3:50 that kid has a smug buzz lightyear smile.
Imagine having such a bad day you dislike emkays video
*pumps 12 gage
I really wonder who and why people dislike videos that... Clearly it not bad AT ALL
Of course, this one video might not have been funny for them nor they did like the r/ in question, BUT… there are some great videos that people dislike and I just can't grt a grasp on why
@@sr.lontra you came so close to working out the simple answer, that different people have different tastes so what is obviously good to you might be bad to someone else.
@@FFKonoko yep
Sr. Lontra they dislike because they are jealous
last time i was this early, damien had an ugly laugh
i was never early
damien has best laugh
10:34 my man played for ~420 days
Say it with me now!!!!! Nice...
420.679 days, or less then 420 69 such a disappointment.