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well, I mean you could, but then you'd have to move. I can't see any kid staying quiet about where they got to go for bring your kid to work day and in a school that stuff spreads faster than wildfire.
UhM nOt everYone is sayiNg that if everYone is sayiNg tHat tHen Emkay shOuld be saYing thAt aLso. (Also me and Elmo had a fight for those who are interested in comment war)
I think the idea is just that men only have one hole at the front, so where else would the blood come from? What do you think men have as an unused reproductive component that’s being turned into blood?
"Just use a vacuum and end the period in a day" If I could have found a comercially available vacuum with enough suction to rip my uterus out, don't you think I would have already?
6:50 This brings to mind a stomach turning image of a zombie trying to bite someone, and all the teeth either snapping off, crumbling off or kinda splaying out like they're getting pulled - pick your favourite (read: most disgusty)
My favorite quote for men having periods is that we’d have competitions on who has the heaviest flow. I have never been so ashamed to admit I totally agree with that statement.
"Period cramps should be a valid reason to be absent from work." Honey, I'm a lesbian, and I can tell you for a fact that if your period cramps are THAT BAD where you can't work, like worse than my IBS flare ups kind of bad or worse than Crohns kind of bad, you might want to go to the doctor and get on some birth control to lessen the blow 😅 And fill out an accommodation form while you're at it. Amazing and funny video as always, Damien! 👍💛
@@fortunatecookie I get a double dose of people dealing with cramps 😂 Myself and my girlfriend. Two of my sister-in-laws are gay too, and one of which I live with as well. God, it's horrifying, but at least we all hit that week the same time every month. Tldr: I have a lot of experience with different kind of cramping and how different women deal with it and handle it 😁
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"who's jo-"
*ad interrupts him*
Well that ad sure saved his life
Lol
Who Is Joe?
( oh no )
@@jm_mc101 JOE MAMA
@First name Last name hmm
@First name Last name *HMMMMMM*
"Who's jo-"
*ad popups*
*_top ten miracles that saved peoples lives_*
dinoboi 7 i didnt got an add
-TARO.
Haven me
Joe mama
i didn't see an ad lol
It just cut to the next post
“Grandma’s dead body blown up by military”
Water isn’t the only shower liquid you can use.
Well once again they’re called boomers
@@xxrolloutxx1143 damn lol
"I mean really for pornstars isn't everyday bring your kid to work day?"
That depends on what kind of porn you do, Damien...
Lizzy Troy oh oh no
Fuck no
well, I mean you could, but then you'd have to move. I can't see any kid staying quiet about where they got to go for bring your kid to work day and in a school that stuff spreads faster than wildfire.
@LingLing Paganini I got the joke, just fun to consider logistics sometimes
Sweet home Alabama song will start playin on that day she brings the kid to work
Emkay: who’s joe?
Everyone: so, you have chosen death
Joe jenkins
Its joe jenkins
UhM nOt everYone is sayiNg that if everYone is sayiNg tHat tHen Emkay shOuld be saYing thAt aLso.
(Also me and Elmo had a fight for those who are interested in comment war)
@@syrup9355 Hello :)
@@elmothewise3915 your sentence is wrong it should be "it's a joke,Christ."
Learn english DUMMY
Nobody:
Damien: *THERES A TREE GOWIN IN MY BUM BUM*
108th like
Owen Samuels no
He also said 40000 instead of 400000 have fun with this thought.
*Mr beast want to know your location*
the way he said bum bum just made me laugh hard.
When u sneeze and fart at the same time ur body takes a screenshot
What about puke and shit? Hard reset?
*I'm gonna pretend I didn't see this*
God is leaving
This is my favorite comment ever. This is the first time I've heard this one. Thanks!
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
“For pornstars isn’t it always bring ur kid to work day?”
Me- B O I
"Little bro! What are you doing!?"
Crossing Plays it’s actually Stebro don’t question how I know
@@justvibe3768 we are both know different things. Let's leave it at that.
Crossing Plays sure dude lol
@@justvibe3768 pretty sure he said it right
2:15
I can’t believe Grunkle Stan got shot by a tree drone ✌️😔
How Do You Know That It's Grunkle Stan?
@@sonysangalang From The Voice.
@@sonysangalang From The Voice.
@Aiden Mulder thanks mate c:
😔👉👈
11:20 I read about a Kansas man who did something like this: he decided to hoover out his fart but instead hoovered out part of his intestine
www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2mdm6v/tifu_by_vacuuming_my_anus/?
This guy?
oof-
Thank you
@@Noobfortress that's not a fun day
Krowwaxe SFM zoinks
Damien: Who’s Joe
*Breaking news: Man killed after brigade of joe mamas*
1:01
It’s Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Chewy.
Imagine buff Damien in crop top and blazer, that could be a Jojo's character.
Stop, I can only get so confused
Marshal Marshall YES YES YES YES
Stand: Damien of Jugment
User: The Reddit
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO’S REFERENCE?!
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS YOUR DEAR JONATHAN JOESTAR, BUT IT WAS ME, DAMIAN!!
Cursed comments is just if rare insults and cursed images had a child
This guy is spitting facts
*I need fanart*
One day you all will answer to a being higher then God and Satan and they shall not be pleased with your actions
@Hjö nk will they also be displeased by our lewd personifications of their fortification?
One of the user raped the image
I figured out how to tell if the narrator is Damien or Zach. Damien starts with “what’s up guys” and Zach starts with “How’s it going everybody”
It's easy for me I just here the voice and go hey this is Damien
Zach:
Damien; *wheezes every other post*
I know when they say there name
@@zeyy84True
Girls during puberty: *Paint the town RED*
Boys during puberty: *i pee mayonnaise*
I respect that paint the town red joke. Good job, boah!
yes combine the ketchup and mayo and you get something you dip into
no
wha
@@bl00dsh3d NO NO NO PLEASE
All these people talking about "Who's Joe?" And I'm just over here like "Imma have to check out this 'Gothsluts' subreddit..."
And if you know her name later pls tell!
@@chimiminuhh this is no time for waiting, for I have already broken the law.
i got no idea who joe is either...
So you have chosen.... Death
@@chadano7215 username checks out.
"Just peeing blood"
*sigh* so who's gonna tell him thats not how it works
Guys only have 1 hole for that
JaidenThePoodleMoth722 😶
It would be for dudes tho
@JaidenThePoodleMoth722 OH MY GOOSHH I'M EATING DUDE
You don't know how we think.
Damien: don't you have ballistic dummies?
Me: they wanted to see blood and guts flying
Wouldn't everyone blood and guts flying in my eyes what a surprise
They just wanted a more entertaining show. One last show before sending the troops out to die.
@@juliancastro9950 cry about it 🌞🤚
Military: *buys a dead body*
The military a day later: *GOTTA BLAST*
NUT
@@mihirkagalkar8349 sorry sir but years/months later I gotta say it: r/cursedcomments
so they like to muC on dead bodies?
@@daddychannie_97one mans trash is another mans treasure
"Who's joe?"
Me: *Listen here pal-*
Eliothebeast joe mama
Joe Seph Stalin
@@cvetomirgeorgiev9106 Joe could send you to gulqg
@@abandonedchannel797 as in yuri hentai? :3
Wait I don't get it who's joe
Emkay: who's Joe?
Me: the Spanish inquisition
No one expects the Spanish inquisition
Well done there
Take her... TO THE COMFY CHAIR
Except my hostage thatw from Spain!
Reminds me of my friend who wanted to dress like the Spanish Inquisition and go trick-or-treating on October 30.
I like funnies but sometimes I don’t feel like getting a joke. This was neither here nor there
3:43 so umm... who wanna tell them that Jesus was not white?
So? Donald Trump's orange
@@Super_mong nah they meant Jesus Christ is Arabic
or Christian.. 👀
"When I see the flamin' hot slide, I flamin' hot ride!"
-damien 2019
"When I see the flamin' hot slide, I flamin' hot ride!"
"-damien 2019"
-Getting reel 2.0: The Aftermath 2019
Playtime's over
Damien:who’s joe?
Me:so you have chosen death?
Yeah he has 'joe'sen death.
Ba dum tis
JOE MAMA
@@larsm1920 I never imagined that I would one day find someone that I would hate so much for making a 'joe'ke
“Who’s joe?”
My braincells: *ight imma head out*
VorteX 9 JOW MAMA
*JOE SAD LIFE*
You N-NORRMMMIE! ReeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEeeEeEeEeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3333eeeeEee3e3eee3e3ee3ee3e3eEeEeEeEeEeEeeEeE!
"When I see the flaming hot slide, I flaming hot ride."
Put that sentence out of context.
*Goes up to see kids*
LIEUTENANT. ARREST THIS MAN! 👆🏼
_ARREST HIM!_
1:09
Who ever that girl's best friend is...
WE ALL SALUTE TO YOU BRO!!!
The only man I know with some balls of steel
I'm waiting for the day when we can see Damien in a crop top. I'm here for the journey.
We're all waiting attentively for that blessed moment
I'm going to pretend that this will be good.
Akyanos that could happen anytime, just gotta find out what weapon to use
yes.
@@notYourBro44 no need to pretend.
Damien: "I wanna put him in my shirt pocket and give him little cheeses"
Chinchillas can't fit in a small pocket, nor eat cheese...
Hush he thinks it's a mouse don't ruin the blessed innocence
@@tiffanywilliams6040 excuse me but _what_
you says that they can't fit into MY pocket?
*puts a chinchilla in my asshole*
@@astralbirthvoid Nor can mice
AlfonzoG_YT Oh- Well that’s all right-
9:51 how did he guess my inator I use on my hostages in the basement??
Get-hostaged-and-unable-to-call-for-help-inator
Its been a year bro,release my kids from your basement
@@fyro4137 uh let me think
@@fyro4137 It’s been 2 years, I think they’re dead now
3:40 Okay, I’m a Christian and even non-Christians should already know that Jesus was NOT white.
well christians ARE white...
He was also was Jewish and considering he lived in the Middle East his eyes were probably not blue either
fun fact: Jesus wasn't Christian. He was Jewish.
And I'm pretty sure a man from the Middle East wasn't blond and blue-eyed either.
So there is a religion based of a dead jew?
3:40
Jesus was not a Christian, did not have white hair or blue eyes, and the Roman elites believed in roman gods
@@starleemartin1961 I think I saw somewhere how Jesus would look like but it doesn't take a genius to figure he wouldn't be Caucasian
Well, i don't think that Adolf will like this information...
"Who's Joe?"
Haven't you heard of the Joestar family?
*joe mama*
@@dragulagoddess5767 well played
Yare yare daze
Who's jo-ZA WARULDO
Joe's mama
"WE'D BE JACKSON POLLOCKING THE STREETS" DAMIEN NO
Damien, when you get your period. You don’t pee blood. My man, my dude. I love you, but it’s not controllable
Isnt it more like getting a cut like you can't stop it
It depends how long for it plus I am female--and i don't think males understand very with women
I think the idea is just that men only have one hole at the front, so where else would the blood come from? What do you think men have as an unused reproductive component that’s being turned into blood?
"I mean really for pornstars isn't everyday bring your kid to work day?"
r/cursedcomments
That's why I'm a camera man, I can bring my family everyday to work and still have fun!
@@djblackhat u take pics or videos?
Edit: Actually i think I answered my own question
@@martingamez01 bro I was trying to make a cursed comment. Did you read the title of the video XD. CURSED COMMENTS INCEPTION XD
Its that from hazbin hotel?
I had my sister bring me to her ‘’workplace’m
The fourth brother was called Chewey. They cooked him and chewed him up.
I’m sorry.
More like *TASTEY*
The Gaming Ace nope. Huey, Dewey, Louie and CHEWEY
"Who's Joe?"
Ahem, Joe mama.
You set yourself for this.
“ *When I see the flaming hot slide I flaming hot ride* “
-Damien
6:08 Damien now realizes that he *probably just hit on an 16 year old goth girl.*
I’m sorry
She was smokin tho
16 is legal in most places
@@ConnorsVoid and prison is just a place
One thing some 71 year old would say is giggitt
I meant giggity
Emkay: says something related to the video
Also emkay: starts laughing to himself
That's why reddit posts are 1000 times funnier on his channel.
@@somecartoonweeb3947 ikr
3:29 Just open your mouth, and close your eyes ...
*It's raining tacos!*
The good old Roblox days
“WHEN I SEE THE FLAMING HOT SLIDE I FLAMING HOT *R I D E* “
-Damien 2020
I love Zach alot, he's funny as hell but y'all... I think Damien has my heart ( ´◡‿ゝ◡`)
Same
This
Damien could kill me and I wouldn’t complain. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mine too
True.😌🙂
actually since eggs aren't fertilized, it's more like a chicken period.
No. Just no.
Oh my God. Life ruining
r/CursedComments
Not if you're chinese and eat the unborn chic with the fertilized egg (That's a real thing)
Hens eat their unfertilized eggs, just so you know
“Present your best argument for eating bacon”
Why don’t you present your best argument for eating corn
5:59
“She looks like a Monster High doll”
My friend Carson
I'm glad i am watching this on my tiny b&w tv in a 80s boombox
"Who's Joe?"
Joe Channel is amazing
ruclips.net/video/dJ8VjyPw0qY/видео.html look whos channel it it.....
Joe mama
Hi, I'm your 69th like. Nice.
Why the fuck does this have likes
Damien: Who's Joe?
Entire comment section: Very poor choice of words.
Edit: A stack of likes. Nice.
Who is joe, though? Is he like Yuri?
@@glow9418 JOE MAMA!!!
I was going to like but you have 69 like HA!
GlowBoi :D WhO’S YuRi????
What's Joe, who's ligma.
9:45 is my favorite part in this whole video. Also great job on the Doofenshmirtz impression Damien
Damien: Wai- Who's Joe?
I see you seek death, my friend.
“Just peein blood-“
I’m sorry to break it to u but that’s not how it works
Involuntarily, yes
That's how periods work tho-
I think he meant that for a man it would come out the pee hole? Still, having a period is more comparable to bleeding hemorrhoids tbh.
@@blakeswett6084 they dont work
Well guess what that is how it works I've been pissing blood for 7 days straight
I should go to a doctor shouldn't I?
Damien: *reads reddit post out loud*
Everyone: . _.
Damien: *wheezing to death*
1:27 Damien’s laugh + the babie’s expression = perfection
Jesus was Jewish and probably wasn't white lol. Middle Eastern
No, he was Hebrew and back in the day Middle East wasn’t even a term yet. Jerusalem was and still in Africa.
@@Thollis1987 r/wooooosh
@@tunok3874 Oh no I got r/wooshed 😑😑😑
@@Thollis1987 are u being sarcastic?!?!?
@@tunok3874 I guess so.
“Just wait till I’m beautiful”
You’re already beautiful though
True
@@helleboreofficial4692 i would to and im a lesbian
I love how even in the middle of a cursed comments video, Damien is like "I shall pet the chinchilla and call him mine."
11:35 So you’re telling me that you don’t fall asleep and still have the energy to laugh?
Tell me your secret.
I can’t be the only one who loves it when some picture of a cute animal pops up and Damien goes all mushy it’s just adorable
"Just use a vacuum and end the period in a day"
If I could have found a comercially available vacuum with enough suction to rip my uterus out, don't you think I would have already?
This is the biggest mood
Honestly
Yes
Hey enjoy the free paint for a week.
@@sabrinaguzman6201 HHHHGHK
ewww
hahhahahha
At 1:01 as soon as he said joe and ad started playing and i was like "wHAT"
Damien will you be my goth gf with ur newly bought crop tops lmao
2:36 this dude should be on r/woosh
I love it when Damien Laughs❤️ brings joy to my soul
"You get it? Because... nut"
Thanks, Damien
28 STAB WOUNDS.
A man of culture, i see?
i feel so bad, its RK500 or 700 not RX
CONNOR
@@sumcheeze umm lol RX500 is like a number I invented for myself, kind of an OC, it became kind of my nickname or alias on various social media's
LMAO WHEN DAMIEN SAID "who's joe?" I GOT AN AD FOR A APP CALLED "death prediction" LMAOOO
But when he said "who's joe" I got a lootbear ad
when he said who’s joe my mother abandoned me
Sliding down on your knees down that slide will give you the worst burn ever.
"Dog-and-ball-torture-inator!"
Finally, I can get that ball out of my dog's mouth.
11:17 Winter in Canada:
"My crotch signs the snow."
"I pee my name in blood."
"My name is writ in three colours."
Family:
Aww your so handsome, I bet all the girls fall for you! :3
How To - Minecraft tutorials this isn’t cursed
Mugiwara no Luffy
but it is funny
It is funny my mans
sanji vinsmoke no Sanji don’t betray me again
@@CasualJamer again?
9:44 best part
Fun fact: That Jesus and Trump comparison was wrong. Jesus wasn’t Christian.
...
@@Fehligs Does there seem to be an issue?
Pj Spirit well, technically you’re not wrong, he was Jewish
*insert OVA Dio face when he realized that Jotaro didn’t even use his stand, and stopped THE WORLD’S fist* Yeah, this was a jojo reference.
He wasn't white, blue eyed, or blonde either. He was born in the middle east.
"WHEN I SEE THE FLAMIN HOT SLIDE I FLAMIN HOT RIDE"
*Damien starts talking long while the goth girl picture is showing up*
Me : Thank you benevolent content creator
In some of these his narration sounded like Sans' voice and it made me laugh even harder 🤣
6:50 This brings to mind a stomach turning image of a zombie trying to bite someone, and all the teeth either snapping off, crumbling off or kinda splaying out like they're getting pulled - pick your favourite (read: most disgusty)
"Get it cause like. Nut"
Damien, 2019
We couldn't be prouder of you, bud
But it's November
*Day 2*
Petition for Damian to say "Hello oo my namien is Damien!"
noice
I sign with a like
Please
AD DA signed
2:55 What the fuck...
1:37 what if she breaks the chains
3:34 chocolate rain
My favorite quote for men having periods is that we’d have competitions on who has the heaviest flow. I have never been so ashamed to admit I totally agree with that statement.
5:00 "one man can dream" as i get an ad that says "dream" on it
Emkay: who’s joe-
*AD PLAYS*
Imagine replacing drone strikes with high impact tree missiles.
I’d have a heart attack too if my washer started screaming at me with its tiny beak
1:00 when he said whos joe that netflix ad played that goes like "mama thought me..." And i laughed so hard
9:09 i heard nothing then my bro took a big dump in the toilet
"O panzer of the lake, what is your wisdom?"
The russains are invading.
What?
@@ela472 did somebody reply then delete the reply or are you just so lonely you're jusr talking to yourself?
Tye first option.
The*
namealr ................what was that?
Take me off the mortal plane baby lets go
Emkay
2019
*plain
Pain
Damien: *sees reddit comment about eating people* aww man stop that
Also Damien: 6:35
Pog
0:30 he's not a veggie until AFTER becoming a cabbage lol
"Present your best argument for eating bacon."
Well, what else are we supposed to do with it?
@zieg quantom infinite conversion of rotten food to mud, very useful!
“Who’s Joe”
So...you’ve chosen death.
It’s Joe Mama.
(I never got an ad meaning he’s gone.)
xX Ponyo booooooo
@@tommy3408 Boo on you. You filthy ps1 graphic dog.
If the world were ran by millions of clones of me, WW2 would look like a kids game.
I feel like he takes separate laugh takes just to make sure we crack up when he does. If so, he's doing it right.
"Period cramps should be a valid reason to be absent from work."
Honey, I'm a lesbian, and I can tell you for a fact that if your period cramps are THAT BAD where you can't work, like worse than my IBS flare ups kind of bad or worse than Crohns kind of bad, you might want to go to the doctor and get on some birth control to lessen the blow 😅 And fill out an accommodation form while you're at it.
Amazing and funny video as always, Damien! 👍💛
Dude i have the same conditions as you! I have severe crohns disease ulcerative colitis and ibd!
Wait what does being a lesbian have to do with it?
@@fortunatecookie I get a double dose of people dealing with cramps 😂 Myself and my girlfriend. Two of my sister-in-laws are gay too, and one of which I live with as well. God, it's horrifying, but at least we all hit that week the same time every month.
Tldr: I have a lot of experience with different kind of cramping and how different women deal with it and handle it 😁
@@firefangredmoon5961 Dude, then you know! We suffer together 😂😅
Things are worse when you're trans/NB and you gotta deal with dysphoria A N D pain, both equally debilitating!
Damien being pro crop tops is the best thing I've heard all day
6:59 BRO HAS WALLNUT MINDSET💀
Top 69 words recorded before disaster
Number 69:
“Who’s joe?”
*JOE MA-nevermind*