r/Rareinsults | YOU LOOK LIKE A MII
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- Опубликовано: 11 ноя 2019
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Hello
Second
Edit:I am a terrible human being for having done that. My sincerest apologies.
👌
Hee hee🌚
HIIIIIIII
How to tell Damien and Zach apart:
Damien: wheezes
Zach: hardly breathes
Also, Zach doesn't say something stupid every 2 minutes
Otaking Mikohani Damien physically cannot say anything stupid, the worlds from his mouth bounce off his lips and hit the tenderness of my fragile heart every second to slowly heal me
Honestly I don't understand how people can't tell them apart. I mean yeah they sound similar but not exactly the same.
@@idontknowagoodname1108 Ha, funny joke
Damien: That's Narly
Zach: Holy Cow
"Sentient bag of cocaine" is about the best description of Stephen King I've ever heard.
Yea right Common named no profile wood color
@@Arctic_and_The_F0X I had a stroke reading your comment... what does it mean?
@@Arctic_and_The_F0X Answer him!
@@Arctic_and_The_F0X I agree man.
@@strawbbtarte That you have to put it on r/ihadastroke for karma...
2:25 “Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!”
XD XD
WHYYYYYY-JAIBEFHBXBIJEFOJEFX
NOOOOO IM CRYING-
I am from South Africa.
And when I read that lovely insult in Afrikaans I laughed so hard that the coke that I was busy drinking came threw my nose
Yah me too🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me too
Same bru 💀💀
You're from South Africa? Have you ever met Dave Matthews? He also lives in South Africa
Who says looking like a mii is an insult
You look like a big fat
r/childishinsults
King Treedede no one
dededelet this
I mean,look at Matt!
He’s a spicy boi
I would even say "You look like Cloud from Final Fantasy 7. In other words, jagged and ultra-polygonal." Now that is r/Rareinsults.
0:00 he looks like a a randomly-generated SIM from The Sims 4.
0:0 is adult cailou in real life
So this is where Baldi went after beating those children.
Is that lafayette?
He looks like a character from Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion
*sims 1
2:38 He looks like a 13 year old that has been homeless for the past 27 years
he looks like he's 9 and also 45 at the exact same time
Wait, holup, that don’t add up
he looks like that robber from home alone if he did a face swap with a kid used to advertise scams
8:47 No no no, he looks like he’s about to tell Greg Heffley to go in the ball pit with him because he’s scared
I got confused when he said “me and my boy Damien” because I forgot that it wasn’t Damien I’m crying sorry Zach ily
You look like a clown but not a clown
@@moved7685 what's funny
the boi washing machines don’t ring
the boi r/murderedbywords
wait why doesn’t damien do the videos?
I swear to God
Zach voice sound like Damien but decreases as the video continues
Yeah its really weird
Yes that's exactly what I was thinking
ruclips.net/video/t-GNKSgSvVs/видео.html
@@sleazyyeezy2238 I pressed this wanting to listen to never gonna give u up but no
I read that wrong so I set the speed to 2, weird stuff.
6:00 that’s just bdg’s naturally chaotic energy you’re seeing
LMFAO
big dong gilbert could kill god and nobody can tell me otherwise
“I can’t see them, therefore, they aren’t real.”
He probably thinks he’s a girl.
LMAOOO
DAMN
took me a second to get it but oh my god-
Calm down-
Omg-
I didnt get it at first but now-
I remember hearing a song on youtube and someone commented: This guy looks like the word osteoporosis
WTFFFFF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
I have a very stong feeling that was my friend
I feel like Zach is damiens altar ego when hes tired
Nah, Zach and Damien are just Slazo’s multiple personalities
Zach be sounding like a depressed Damian who got his hand stuck in a toaster 10 years ago and has learned to live with it
@@thatoneguynamedrelic0029 r/rareinsults
Fox News Guy: I don't wash my hands.
2020 time traveler: Bruh
r/agedlikemilk
*Oh No*
EmKay
Available: Avaliable
Albino: Al *bee* no
Thats how its pronounced some places ya know
Allbeanso
You do realize words are pronounced differently in different parts of the world and even the USA. I know, shocker 😄
"How's it going everyone and welcome back to EmKay. My name is-"
Me: * relatively new to the channel but having seen so many videos that I'm completing the sentence in my head * "Damien."
"Zach."
Me: "who the hell are you"
I just had this
there is also robin
@@koheirichan and jack, and lexi
@@shannonhewins and the one i hate the most,micheal
@@sergeantmajorabdullahmohab1837 why though
When Zach talks he sounds like Damien but when the laugh comes out you can immediately tell
Here’s a line that sums up this subreddit: ‘Some men just want to watch the world burn’
It is crazy how Zach and Damien sound almost identical. Also, Damien's impressions are crazy accurate especially his Chills one. Like I swear Damien is Chills, that's how much he sounds like him, hahaha. No but seriously, I love the videos guys, they're freaking awesome and never fail to make me laugh, thank you.
“My name is Zach”
Fans since Slazo: awe shit, here we go again
I need pie to live. He was the FIRST narrator for EmKay. The original one. Then Damien came along, and took over, and so on
I’m an average Asian slazo used to say that in the beginning of his videos for emkay
Bruh Moment ok thanks
Ok then who said "the best reddit reading south / north of the equator" or sth like that then?
@@maxcaulfield5500 Damien
Afrikaans: *exists*
Emkay: *butchers it beyond recognition*
Also emkay: I'm not gonna try and butcher it tho
Ja 😂😂
The way he said "afrikaans" 😭
Ja
@@joel_robb I know right😂
Ek is nog steeds so verras om Afrikaans in hierdie video te sien...
Oms listening to Zach try Afrikaans is amazing. Jys so slim, net die hardste aardappel, my skat. Dankie dat jy het baie hard probeer ❤ Suid Afrika en sy Afrikaans mense is trots op jou.
Pete Hegseth: "I can't see them, therefore they're not real."
The god Hegseth claims to worship: "Say that again, slower this time."
Y'all out here complaining about Zach as if you'd have been able to tell the difference if he hadn't identified himself. When God was creating Zach's vocal cords he just clicked on Damien's and hit Ctrl+C Ctrl+V
If only God did that with Megumi Ogata.
He then grabbed the laugh and made it just a tiny bit lower. Like, turns it into a wheeze.
*everybody gangsta till emkay pronounces “albino” as “albeano”*
And Lippo suction
'Omg look its a al🅱e🅰no'
Childish albino
and imPOHtent
Isn’t that how it’s pronounced? I don’t know-
Speaking of the child who couldn't wait their turn for the water fountain at school, that reminds me of that time I was good friends with this girl and nobody every did the classic "ooh are you a couple" kinda crap since we were both basically bros, and I remember that time we ran around the school grounds drinking from the water fountains and basically spit-taking at each other in the aims of seeing who can land a hit first. Suffice it to say, we didn't stop even after the tenth hit was landed and we were both soaked. It was cold, it was late autumn, but we had fun. Her name was a palindrome as well which was cool
you two still bros?
@@DEATHSIMBRACE Its been ages since then, she moved back to Europe I think around a decade ago? Yeah, that sounds right. It was early elementary back then and I'm past post-secondary now :/
My highlight of my day was you tryna read Afrikaans
I know Afrikaans and I’m dead bro😭💀
How to make a low tier rare insult: "this guy looks like how **Insert an object** **insert a sense** ."
An example: This guy looks like how LED lamps smell.
this guy looks like how water smells?
This guy looks like how ham feels
Zach sounds like npc damian
David Gibson you tried so hard on that and accomplished absolutely nothing
@David Gibson well, you are kind of right. I made this profile pic during the time I was heavily depressed as a reminder of how much of a disappointment I am. And can't really say that you are wrong about my parents either.
But, enough about me, let's see how creative can emkay viewers get with such a limited format.
“I can’t see them therefore they aren’t real.”
Does this guy not know what atoms are?!
You can see atoms. They're just really blurry and appear to mesh together.
I cannot see sound, therefore it is not real
I can't see God, therefore, he's not real.
Do you really think he knows anything about science?
Peridot Daughter of Athena-
Reverse Uno card, do YOU think he knows anything about science?
6:00 damn robot really has an interesting stuff about her besides microbiology stuff
2:30 lookin like scout from tf2 and his twin brother
I mean scout had like 8 brothers
8:00 lady in front right looks like the google maps icon.
Good one 🤣
How does this not have more likes?
Lol
Hahaha oh my god
Pfft-
6:52 he looks like the kid who always says “1, 2, 3, that’s enough for me” at the water fountain
True
No he looks like the kid that would drink water forever and get the other kids angry
Angel Wolf and THEN say 1,2,3, thats enough for me! To the other people
He looks like his only method of asking for things is to kick people below the belt until his parents give him his 49th ice cream of the day.
nah, he looks like the person who wasn't invited to the party but comes anyways and eats all of the snacks before anyone can get to it and then shits in the pool
Zach and Damien
The best RUclips duo
And we can finally tell them apart
This entire series is basically “Once you see it, you can’t unsee it.” And I love it.
"welcome back to emkay my name is zach-"
me:Wait.. WHO?!
That's the reaction my classmates make when an unwanted substitute teacher from 8 years ago came to teach Maths as at our university.
@@mayocult2025 nobody asked
Discount Thor.
Hi, you must've missed the announcement (I know its probably a joke)
@@TylerFurrisonwhat announcement? Did Damien quit or something ;-;?
“Albeano” Ima just let that sink in
Edit: highest liked comment lmao
🤣🤣🤣
Hmm.
THAT BOTHERED ME SO MUCHHHH who the hell pronounces it like thatttt
Umaru Potato Zach does, :> and I do
@@crypticrabbit1226 Oh. I thought it was just him. It bothers me so much thoughhhh
6:52 thats max verstappen!
Sub to me for no reason mini max*
6:25 is it just me or dose she look like the man from boss baby that was cross-dressing as a nanny and she sings them with the scooter
The one that chased them with a wagon and also dressed as Elvis?
She does
I as a South African can confirm this Afrikaans insult real
I, also as a South African, can confirm I used this the other day on my best friend
Kak snaaks julle is epic 😂😂
Die gebraai was fokken brutaal
Awe bras.. Hy het Afrikaans op gefok.. Was kak snaaks
@@nicoterblanche3181 nehh... 😂😂😂Lag my gat af
5:56 Brian’s just trying to confuse his Demon he sold his soul to
Wolf Girl I’m seeing a shocking lack of love for BDG in this comment section, and society as a whole
They done did the good boy
6:54 never expected to see max verstappen here.
Dakku Engu mini max*
@@angelwolf1347 thank you.
6:53 What did they do to Max?!😂
Atleast now he's a funny guy who does sometimes like to punch Ocon.
I couldn’t believe I found him here 😂
V E R S T A P P E N I N G!
Nobody:
Zach: A L B E A N O. C H A T L E S 2.
8:27 "ge naai"
as a south african, the way you said it sounded like and idiot trying to say jedi for the first time
This subreddit always makes me cheer up when im sad
Brian David Gilbert does look like he’s wearing a disguise.
I remember when he wore a fake mustache and glasses over his real mustache and glasses.
@@Quirderph I was going to mention that, BDG is a fucking treasure
@@anidiot9831 "i dont care what you say about my appearance"
His voice sounds like that one guy that says “We’ll be back after these messages”
I'm so empathetic that as soon as anyone I care about EVEN A BIT eyes start watering up I burst into tears. AND THATS WHY I CANT INSULT LIKE THAT!
7:05 **Wild west duel music plays**
me in a cowboy accent: There ain't enough space for the two of us
Seeing as Afrikaans is one of my home languages, everything about the Afrikaans had me shuddering
Oof
Just the way he said Afrikaans😭
I don't even know how to pronounce the name of the language
Exactly
@@SeBi-lv3de Yeah Afrikaans is kinda a mish mash of German, Dutch and English so it's the same when I look at Germanic languages
Who else could practically hear Damien’s laugh in the background after some of these?
5:52 not gonna lie he looks like a boss goblin you find in dungeons and dragons in a random cave because an npc promised a gold reward if you return the princess he kidnapped and she’s in the cliche position of in a cage with chains tied to the ceiling
I find it absolutely hilarious how Zach was so calm at 7:02
I’ve never heard anyone pronounce “albino” as “albeeno”
L1K3L1N3SS that’s the only way to pronounce it
I've heard Nigerian people pronounce it that way
I was shocked the first time I heard it read as albyeno, it's pronounced albiino in my dialect
Pronouncing albino as Albeeno demands you also say rheeno and speenosaurus. I don't write the rules of the English language, I just know them.
@@caenieve Looks like we in the US are the only ones to pronounce it with a long "i". 'cos we always gotta be contrarians LOL
5:56 he is. He’s disguising the fact he’s always having a breakdown for all the research he does for unraveled. Carefully, he’s a hero
5:51 Man, I can't. Every time I look at that dude, I start laughing uncontrolably.
3:18, that dude looks like the human equivalent to Toothless from How to Train a Dragon
That works but idk why
The fact I speak Afrikaans made this better. First time my home language was useful
The fact that they always butcher the pronunciation of Afrikaans makes me piss myself
I highly doubt that. Dutch has made an appearance before. The similarities should make it easier.
@@Lillith. true
Hahaha damn man, these are all simultaneously harsh, funny and true. I love these videos. Thank you for making me laugh. I really needed that today.
Zach is the type of person to not breathe for hours just to prepare for the water magic trick.
Hehe. I can just imagine the first guy doing the little wii jump thing when you throw the ball backwards
3:23 you can’t see his brain, therefore it isn’t real
Blind people:
@Ali3n Vort3x this proves my point that nothing is actually real( ruclips.net/video/fC7oUOUEEi4/видео.html )
Watch it and you'll believe too
@@SticknodesShow your the kind of person to mix strawberry’s and pepper.
Zach: albeano rat
Me: pictures a white rat covered in beans
I love how jack and Zach are always like “wow these are brutal” or “how do they cum up with these” and robin is like so picky saying “It’s rare but not good” 😂
It’s uh…. “Come”….. 😶
Feeling as if something is off about Damien...
"Howzisit going everyone." Oh. It's not Damien.
7:59 she looks like every simpsons character rolled into one.
I’m physically and emotionally exhausted right now and everything is too funny right now
Everyone talking about mark zuckerberg being a robot , but he looks more like a breed of a sid and a siren after removing his eyebrows
7:20 are we just gonna skip the fact that it looks like someone fell asleep on their keyboard making that caption
Thank you for this Zack and the Emkay team. I laughed so hard I forgot about my dysphoria for a little bit :)
These videos are just so enjoyable
That first one actually made me hit my head in the bed frame in laughter
7:29 It looks like Hitler’s mustache grew arms
Dennis McMillen r/rareinsults
@@hayleyy_.j r/ihavereddit
@@mex8694 r/yousoundlikeyouprobablyhaveredditbutneveruseditsoyouneverunderstoodthemeaningofsubreddituse
@@user-vm4kl2wu7v No, he very accurately linked that sub, you multicolored pop-tart mascot.
9:06 can I have my ceiling insulation back now
These were all awesome submissions.
6:54 He became an F1 driver.
But he still kinda looks like he would take a chicken nugget from your plate without asking.
Emkay is just a game of who gets to use the conservative frat boy voice today
What is the conservative frat boy voice? You mean the number 15 burger king fiot lettuce voice?
Erin Vinson
did u just.. use autism as an “insult”,, bad joke
mom said it's my turn with the conservative frat boy voice
@@kiwikinzo_o Dude i am not that offended AND I HAVE AUTISM
Sure it did make me triggered a little bit
But oh well
Sean Taggart
i have autism, too, that’s why i said smth 💀
as a south african, you pronunouncing afrikaans as africans deeply destroyed me.
bill cage 32
Wait
What’s the difference-
@@Zyn_Shi trust me it's pronounced very diffrently
6:07 the joke is, that in Ancient Mesopotamia, if a building broke and killed someone, you would be killed.
Zach is the kind of guy to have a rap battle with Morgan Freeman and get a tie
Damien looks like he starts “No-Nut November” 5 times a day
This is Zach
Pixel yes. Damien is also on this channel. You’re about as useful as a turd flavored lollipop
@@lunchbox96950 Well jokes on you
Mushrooms can take care of that!
But you arent a decomposer
Love how he didn't even say afrikaans correctly xD
I live in Africa and since it's one of the languages we speak here it was hillarious to listen to him even attempt to pronounce things like the "J" 's as a J and not a Y xD
5:34 I feel like that should be in subreddit called “huh, neat”
BRO! You do NOT do Brian David Gilbert dirty like that. His glasses and mustache are BEAUTIFUL!!!
Everyone: al bi no
Zack: al bean o
"It's so specific but it works"
Yes that's what r/rareinsults means
"we don't chase laser dots on the carpet" you dare question me in the prescense of random lights that move around
He sounds like that one kid pretending to be high after eating rootbeer lollipops but a grown chad version
Zach sounds like the man you’d be finding at a gas station asking people for gas money
I was just watching you! Love your vids!
Funny part is the Home Depot Manager Terminator is closer to how Cameron originally envisioned it. His original plan was to have OJ Simpson be the Terminator because it was supposed to be an infiltrator who could blend in as an everyman, but Arnold had such presence he got the role instead. Ironically, from what I remember, Cameron had a hard time selling OJ as a killer to the suits.
0:28 Manz looks like the lead zombie in “I am legend”
Creating your character on multiplayer games be like: 0:01
Thats A Human Dummy
your voice sounds like a stock audio that startup game companies would use
The cat one made me think ‘hey who tf said I didn’t I think it’s amusing to join the cat in chasing the laser pointer around’
2:40 he looks like if you photoshopped a 7-9 year old kid's face onto a crackhead
I'm crying
emkay: albeeno
Me: that’s one too many mispronunciations
*DICTIONARY WALKS IN!*
actually its pronounced albeeno
albino