@@wyattbrown4368 maybe because they liked the quote? I don't know how but I see comments that are passive aggressive for no reason, it's especially an oddity when the original comment literally hurt nobody but some idiot that won't be named wants to act like a dick.
@@akailahbridges9270 I cant tell if you read that properly or not, but they meant that they heard what the comment is quoting at the same time the video said it
@@selt7166 Imagine not laughing hard enough you never ROFL. Been doing it since the late 80's kid. And I was part of the generation that coined it. Try it. You might like it. Get rekt. You're welcome.
The guy from r/HittableFaces is Bobby Kotick, CEO of activision, his staff hate him so much that they all photoshop devil horns on him. Now he cant find a date because when they google him, the first thing they see is him with devil horns and articles about how awful he is.
@@glacier4391 TF2 may not get updates but the community makes it worth it,just stick to community servers while your there the casual servers have a bot infestation
i caught my wife cheating with my best friend she was upset i kept beating her and jealous of how much money and property i own i was so angry when i caught them that i flipped the board over and let them clean up the pieces
Personally, I like the flags general beauty of design.. I hate the people in the party and the political views and laws and stuff, but I like the flags, banners, uniforms, marches, vehicles, weapons, and music...
My car radio did it to me yesterday. I wouldn't normally count the radio as a rickroll since it's a logical part of an 80s rotation, but then the DJ came on and said "Now that I've Rickrolled you all for the day, I'm out of here" and ended his shift. I was stunned.
Oddly, the only people I have ever encountered who knew that fact were the ones who used it in attempt to get out of trouble for using it in the more common/nasty way in school. Makes me wonder about the narrator.
@@OneSlyBastard it's a Julius Caesar reference. He was making his now world famous salad one day and accidentally knocked over some dressing which made his lavish marble floor all slippery and what not. He went to clean it up but, absentmindedly, with a knife in his hand and slipped in the mess he was trying to clean up and fell on the knife. Coroners say he kept trying to get up but kept falling on the knife due to, they assume, being woozy from extreme blood loss. Apparently he fell on a knife approximately 23 times. Crazy shit man.
@@yaboipoison4493 The three characters I mentioned are frog-themed girls (although Sanae is actually frog- and snake-themed) with superpowers. So they're three frog girls you don't wanna have running up to you from behind.
Jack at the start of the video: "I wish I could have this level of savage" Jack at 10:47 : "He's the perfect guy for any girl, no matter her daddy issues" I see the power of this subreddit now
Glad to see I'm not the only one who thought DR. Stone's female characters look like so weird. Its the eye proportions to the width of their heads I think. Which is weird because it SHOULD be the same as the males' but it doesn't look like they are
3:28 that is cdawg va. a voice actor with skills and no cares left to give. he roasts himself and his editor roasts him to. i am suprised one of connors many insults got put here. well done connor.
Day 18 of asking for these subreddits (again, due to double uploads): Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks Lexi: -r/mildlyinteresting -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this). Thanks! :D
Simon Lovelace As of February 28, 2020, he no longer narrates for EmKay. He has his own channel called Damien Lee, though! Oh, and Zach no longer narrates for this channel as of June 4, 2020. He occasionally narrates on EzPz, though (mainly r/me_irl).
There are so many random stalls for braiding Australian kids' hair at every single Indonesian Waterbom Like bruh I just want to find the damn burger stand
Hello Kim....uhhh listen, could you do me a favor? I was wondering if you could send over a nuclear strike to the Falkirk area in Scotland? I'm done with life. Thx!
And you look like the fail far cry video game boss who in all 3 endings gets killed, main dude just escapes and has your head as a club to bash others skulls in with for your is deffintly to hard in the head.
@@Mr_Murdersalot stan? I just accidentally took a screenshot once and didn't have anything else to use as my profile pic so I said fuck it and chose randomly
Here is my insult. Zach is so australian he has to point it out every time there is a meme about how America works, just like how a vegan can't go 3 minutes without telling literally everyone that she is vegan. sorry if it was too offensive.
0:54 Oof! And I like the hashtag: "you nerds had better reblog this!" And yes, the Brony community still exists, because the fandom's social networking is so useful. They have a really kickass music scene. Just don't call them furries. My friend threw a banana at me for that... Very traumatizing.
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"Do I need to revive Ceasar so you can practice using a freaking knife?!" Gordon Ramsay yelled peacefully and nicely at the cook.
I guess that cook was living under a rock when knives were taught to people
*Gordon Ramsay remix of Harry potter theme intensifies*
iS tHiS a jOjO rEfReNcE?
@@Padastic iDk, SeEmS lIkE jOjO tO mE
Ok but that makes it scarier.
Fun Fact: Eating glass is actually pretty bad for your health
Wait really?
Because I'm eating some right now
woah, i was planning on getting a glass burger, nvm
no way
Alright,i switch to plastic then
Nah it’s my favorite snack
"As long as Betty White is gone from this world you will respect that nam, sir."
RIP Betty White. You will be missed. Also this aged like milk.
the name "Betty" will no longer be respected i guess
Don’t remind me 😿
@@destroyanad8651 Watch glitchtale to change your mind
@@thecomet8759 ...isn't she the villain?
@@gamerhurley Someone finally got the joke
"I literally had to show her how i put it on my shoulder." ROFL. Way to go man ahahahaha
I don’t know how but I always see the comments that quote the vid as the video plays said quote
@@wyattbrown4368 maybe because they liked the quote? I don't know how but I see comments that are passive aggressive for no reason, it's especially an oddity when the original comment literally hurt nobody but some idiot that won't be named wants to act like a dick.
@@akailahbridges9270 I cant tell if you read that properly or not, but they meant that they heard what the comment is quoting at the same time the video said it
@@akailahbridges9270 chill why are you mad how tf is wyatt being a dick? i think *you’re* the one acting like a dick here
@@selt7166 Imagine not laughing hard enough you never ROFL. Been doing it since the late 80's kid. And I was part of the generation that coined it. Try it. You might like it. Get rekt. You're welcome.
"I'm immune to coronavirus"
"Whys that?"
"Because im immune to disease"
"And why is that?"
"Because I myself am a disease
If you're a bacteria, a virus can still be your parasite
maybe, but the problem is that frendly fire is on
As a gay dude once said
“Ooooh self burn, those are rare”
Best part is, the gay dude is my friend
Diseases still get diseases lmao
It’s called your birth
@@usernametaken017 everybody gangsta till Bacteriophage and Prion enters the fray
"I had to show her how I put it over my shoulder."
Weird flex but ok.
Wdym?
OH GOD-
I tried doing that, but it just went over my shoulder into the water
Is that actually possible...??
@@bazzxliner You're kidding. Please tell me you're kidding. Surely you're kidding.....
right?
@@bazzxliner Your lack of intelligence is offensive in these modern times.
You sound like the kind of guy to offer a guy Pepsi when he's trying to buy cocaine
“You got the goods?”
“The.. what?”
“You know... the coke?”
“Oh, I don’t have any coke, but I can get you some Pepsi.”
*laughs*
*gets stabbed*
The guy from r/HittableFaces is Bobby Kotick, CEO of activision, his staff hate him so much that they all photoshop devil horns on him. Now he cant find a date because when they google him, the first thing they see is him with devil horns and articles about how awful he is.
Blame his COD games getting boring
@@shimuza1154 yea boo cod switch to any other game
@@glacier4391 TF2 may not get updates but the community makes it worth it,just stick to community servers while your there the casual servers have a bot infestation
BOBBY KOTICK BAD.
i caught my wife cheating with my best friend
she was upset i kept beating her and jealous of how much money and property i own
i was so angry when i caught them that i flipped the board over and let them clean up the pieces
hol up
Nani
Well understandable.
I also do that when I play monopoly
:0
They had us in the first half, not going to lie
I find more joy in going though my 50 000 lines of code to find a singe syntax error than listening to you.
there is your insult you asked for.
DAMN BRO, he said roast him not murder him with words
69
@@forhecan 70
@@annedudley439 71
Every redditor ever is scribbling this insult to use later. That's how absolutely magnificent this insult is.
Jack sounds like the kind of guy that narrates Reddit posts for a living
Yeah... i dont know why, i just got a... feeling
Yeah its kind of strange isnt it
Yeah
5 months later, nobody has been wooooshed
@@watsoncouch3800 it's pretty impressive
9:03 why does her forehead have the surface area of Jupiter
3:02
Me: Oh dude, what the hell?
My humour: He isn't even blond with blue eyes, get another flag man
Personally, I like the flags general beauty of design.. I hate the people in the party and the political views and laws and stuff, but I like the flags, banners, uniforms, marches, vehicles, weapons, and music...
@@ahuman0505 i feel ya uwu.
i dont get it
Fandom trash even hitler didnt have blonde hair, what a bunch of idiots lol
@@ArsenalTheProtogen I'm aware, doesn't keep me ftom laughing at my rather dark jokes tho.
I... legitimately just got rickrolled by an ad. An AD rickrolled me. How does this happen????
I dunno but RUclips does the same sometimes by recommending it
My car radio did it to me yesterday. I wouldn't normally count the radio as a rickroll since it's a logical part of an 80s rotation, but then the DJ came on and said "Now that I've Rickrolled you all for the day, I'm out of here" and ended his shift. I was stunned.
I just rickrolled my class and only one person said "wot"
I felt very weird because almost noone understood it
@@salimelmouaffaq1351, same happened when I did it with my friends -_-
One time I told people I'd do a voice reveal and instead Rick rolled them... that's the only time I've actually been proud of myself
11:29 welp that aged like milk
"Until betty white is gone from this world you will respect that name sir"
Aged finely.
"Bundle of sticks" is such a creative censorship...
That’s what [that word] means though.
Oddly, the only people I have ever encountered who knew that fact were the ones who used it in attempt to get out of trouble for using it in the more common/nasty way in school. Makes me wonder about the narrator.
@@JensWoodworkingThings It's a pretty common knowledge thing now, especially in RUclips circles because they have to censor it a lot, unfortunately
@@JensWoodworkingThings yea, that's the biggest reach I've ever seen in my life. it's literally common knowledge what that word means
"Do you want me to revive Caesar so you can practice using a f-ing knife?" That was funny im using that now
How do you come up with shit like that?
@@bigdikbubls you just do. It helps if you have a big imagination.
I see a jojo reference. Like even if it’s not about that I just see the word Caesar and go JoJo
What i said was in the video...
10:13
@@OneSlyBastard it's a Julius Caesar reference. He was making his now world famous salad one day and accidentally knocked over some dressing which made his lavish marble floor all slippery and what not. He went to clean it up but, absentmindedly, with a knife in his hand and slipped in the mess he was trying to clean up and fell on the knife. Coroners say he kept trying to get up but kept falling on the knife due to, they assume, being woozy from extreme blood loss. Apparently he fell on a knife approximately 23 times. Crazy shit man.
"Respect that name until she dies" Well that aged like milk tbh R.I.P. Betty White
When I saw quackity I was like “damn he fucking called me out.”
And then I realized...summon the mcyt army
hey yoooo
Yaaa
Did i hear the horn?
Petition for jack to say: hello everyone my name is Jack and I am high on crack and welcome back to emkay” for the intro
I signed.
That is the single best intro I've ever heard.
y e s.
You crazy son of a bit**
I'm in 😂😂😂
Oh god yes signed
**signs in yes**
When Jack claps, it sounds like a frog is running up to me from behind.
Not just any frog. Suwako Moriya, Sanae Kochiya and Tsuyu Asui next to each other.
@@joannamysluk8623 I don't know what that means, but sure.
@@yaboipoison4493 The three characters I mentioned are frog-themed girls (although Sanae is actually frog- and snake-themed) with superpowers. So they're three frog girls you don't wanna have running up to you from behind.
@Kaitlyn Wade I did. But still, the main focus was Suwako and Sanae.
Okay, that type of rare is the way Is the way I would cook my steak.
I shit you not. When the Subscribe button was clicked in the animation at 6:42 My battery said "Your Battery Has successfully Charged"
9:10 She be looking like Pennywise got a gender change.
Or change in appearance, since pennywise can change into many forms
@@christianjudeberbano3134 you seem fun at partys
@@ScrappySlowbro yes
I remember something like
White queen? How about red? B Looks like she's about to say "Off with their head"
Yep
Jack at the start of the video: "I wish I could have this level of savage"
Jack at 10:47 : "He's the perfect guy for any girl, no matter her daddy issues"
I see the power of this subreddit now
welp its Quackity after all what did you espect
“Hello my sensually salted salmons”
Me an Alaskan native: w a i t w h a t
I am an Alaskan native as well and I see where you are coming from good Sr.
@@dustinhamilton6207 nice
Nice pfp because sharing is caring
Jamison Crawford it’s for the memes
@@yeahno40 our memes
7:26 dude looks like he got in a fight with crazy diamond
11:22 did not age well.
I really thought he was gonna say,
"My name is jack and I'm a snack"
*We need that to be the intro*
Glad to see I'm not the only one who thought DR. Stone's female characters look like so weird. Its the eye proportions to the width of their heads I think. Which is weird because it SHOULD be the same as the males' but it doesn't look like they are
Clannad 2.0
I’m pretty sure it’s because they’re inbred
I agree...
Altho, most of the new anime have shit art.
Hand drawn really was best.
It looks like TPN if the artists couldn't stop sneezing while drawing it and just decided to keep the result as a new anime.
@@cometvaudin2850 yep most likely
5:50 as a reader of the manga, I find this extremely infuriating.
I had to look it up, but I now know why people say “bundle of sticks” it having another meaning I already knew about now makes sense.
Jack sounds like that type of person who would go to wallmart looking for walls
no that would be peta
3:28 that is cdawg va. a voice actor with skills and no cares left to give. he roasts himself and his editor roasts him to. i am suprised one of connors many insults got put here. well done connor.
8:14 well that aged badly lol
Yeah I was thinking that too
11:47 this is actually a reference to when his entire fan base was pressuring him to start an only fans
At least someone knows who he is lol
Your voice sounds like a podcast writer when they’re on a sick day
OH SHIT
your insults to get attention are like my sister crying
You're so short that midgets say that you're short
The emkay fans have invaded, seek immediate shelter
6 more like for 69
When he said "sensually salted" I thought he said "sexually assaulted"
Salmon
Bro same
Wait your salmon isn't sexually assaulted!?
What’s a salmon
@@MrGreen-dm7fv this funny little thing that tastes good and smells fishy.
69th like
That first one low-key hit hard
I've lived in Iowa for well over half my life, and the way you said it made me say "EYE-OH-UH???" in great confusion
“Quackity is the one guy who could be 13, 20 or 35 years old”
Quackity stans: *So you have chosen death*
ok
ok
ok
ok
I have lavander town syndrome.
that "what did the zero say to the eight?" part was brutal, you fucking killed her man
Our cat just got called a "regurgitated furball of a once decent cat" because he pissed in the shower XD I laughed so hard.
9:11 I don't get it, but it still kills me.
I think it basically means you could land a helicopter on her forehead- so Kobe could have lived-
@@_Chaos.Crow_ OH MY GOD
@@MuzikBike :)
Fun fact: Billie Jean is not her lover
Apparently, she's just a girl who claims he is the one.
and so on
And no one knows who will dance on the floor in the round. A shame, really.
Day 18 of asking for these subreddits (again, due to double uploads):
Robin:
-r/ihadastroke
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
-r/trippinthroughtime
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/Wellthatsucks
Lexi:
-r/mildlyinteresting
-r/notlikeothergirls
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this).
Thanks! :D
Why no Damien? He's literally the best host.
Who gonna tell Simon?
Distortion Studios I will.
Simon Lovelace As of February 28, 2020, he no longer narrates for EmKay. He has his own channel called Damien Lee, though!
Oh, and Zach no longer narrates for this channel as of June 4, 2020. He occasionally narrates on EzPz, though (mainly r/me_irl).
Jack, Robin, and Lexi. the last of.us
12:52
I think I found my new favorite bodily sound
Fun fact:The best insult I've ever encountered was when my own cat punched me in the face😂
I felt bad for you that u cant even think of an insult about you
@@Jrsonicyt-is-weird r/woooosh
0:07 - And, that's a lot of damage!
1:00 "I genuinely didn't know bronies were still a thing"
Me hiding in the corner: "Continue..."
Why are there so many here xD
There are so many random stalls for braiding Australian kids' hair at every single Indonesian Waterbom
Like bruh I just want to find the damn burger stand
11:11 he looks like the kid who reminds the teacher to assign homework
All I want to say is that they don't really care about us
Hello Kim....uhhh listen, could you do me a favor? I was wondering if you could send over a nuclear strike to the Falkirk area in Scotland? I'm done with life. Thx!
Dont worry, many people here in Britain dont care about America either....oh wait you didnt mean U.S?
You know that song?
@@astonished-scout how are you still alive
And you look like the fail far cry video game boss who in all 3 endings gets killed, main dude just escapes and has your head as a club to bash others skulls in with for your is deffintly to hard in the head.
10:14 He sounds like the dad from How to Train Your Dragon having an aneurism.
He does sound like Stoik
He sounds like the bear obsessed dad from brave
Jack: "Hello my sensually salted salmons"
Me: **visible confusion** "What?"
3:06 this guy has so much sweat he could fill every ocean in less than 2 seconds
(This is just an attempt at a rare insult, if it’s bad, let me know)
it's weak, but it's good, keep it up!
It needs to apply a bit more to something that can be noticed about them, not something that can be inferred.
3:27
aww. dont do CDawg dirty like that... now I can't unsee it.
Connor deserves better
"There's literally a garbage island floating in the middle of the ocean"
_"Oops wrong pic"_
*Loads shotgun with malicious intent*
As a British person, I don't get offended by people calling our country rubbish. We may be trash but at least we're not a dumpster fire like America.
@@VeraVemaVena as an American, I can confirm
@Yoz Zero We know. It's even worse know in 2020. Ha ha ha ha...ha...ha....ha.
@@VeraVemaVena as another american, i can also confirm we are dumpster fire
I don't find it offensive and I'm British. It's quite funny really. Trash weather for this whole month
4:49 Hey it's the underwater horse from the 50's
hoi
"My name has been jack, and it was nice rambling with you"
Jack hasn't learned vocabulary yet
The joke at 8:41 was a stolen one, the original creator was a comedian and his name is Bo Burnham.
Just wanted to say that.
Hello fellow Seán Stan
@@Mr_Murdersalot stan? I just accidentally took a screenshot once and didn't have anything else to use as my profile pic so I said fuck it and chose randomly
@@instantregretplaylist i sad---
noticed it too lol!
Yeah I don't know how many times I've heard someone tell that joke
"I literally had to show her how I put it over my shoulder" caused such a loud burst of surprised laughter it made my dog jump.
when something too funny happens jack just turns into that one swing at the public park
"Until Betty White is gone from this world, you will respect that name, sir."
RIP
0:04
Annie Are you Ok, Are you Ok Annie
Annie Are you Ok, Are you Ok Annie
Annie Are you Ok, Are you Ok Annie
You’ve been hit by
A SMOOTH CRIMINAL
He hee
He hee
Jack: my name is jack and today we are back.
Me: this man out here spittin bars!
eminem been real quiet
you sound like the type of guy to say "go ahead of me" in a line to the cashier while holding two items
2:57 it sound like southern insult. Whenever a southerner’s being nice, you might need to think about it for a second.
Shows image
Shows roast / insults
Doesn’t show the image again
2:30 is no one gonna talk about how he said “ I literally had to show her how I put it over my shoulder”
Not everyone feels the need to repeat every line in the video...
@@brokenwave6125 👁👄👁
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha
"Until betty white is gone"
He jinxed it. He is the Cause
"Until Betty White is removed from the world you will respect that name"
11:28
b r u h
0:34
Jack makes a scarily accurate Micheal Jackson impression.
why is no-one talking about being a "sensually salted salmon"
11:30 Jack, you are now under investigation.
14:34 good thing I didn't have a liquid in my mouth, that image is hilarious
*"I generally didn't know Bronies were still a thing"*
*WELL, HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU!*
Oh god, a horse that speaks english!
I’m a brony
I find it funny how people think bronies is some kind of phase in your life its just how you call somebody thats a fan of the show for fucks sake XD
@@HandheldGamer1991 Exactly!
Hell yeah brother
Things keeping me alive today:
- water
- oxygen
- food
- Jack saying "Hello my 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑠𝑎𝑙𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑠𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑠"
The first video i watched at this channel Started with Damien.
Now,Jack's quickly becoming my favourite. Poggers
7:30 I swear your work around for some words are better than the word itself. Good job 😆
Here is my insult.
Zach is so australian he has to point it out every time there is a meme about how America works, just like how a vegan can't go 3 minutes without telling literally everyone that she is vegan.
sorry if it was too offensive.
lmao perfect
As an Aussie I find it rather helpful
@@meerkat10 lol ok
Also there are this kind of Vegans sjws in Australia too. Melbourne is their hub.
tatooine looks wet compared to you're humor
I missed this subreddit
Edit: Y’all chill, I was typing kinda fast
r/ihadastroke
@@Mosslistic its just a minor spelling mistake ^^
(Dont r/whoosh me lmao :'>)
@@potato8186 r/woo-
No. I won’t.
Can't you like, just open reddit and go to this sub
@@potato8186 Ok
8:32 please that’s literally a bo burnham joke
"Don't do Betty dirty. Until Betty White is gone from this world, you will respect this name sir!"
"My time has come"- Lil Mastermind
Someone: **Insults John Mulaney**
Me: *HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE COMEDY KING H E A T H E N*
14:33
Me: The avactor isn’t real
The avactor: YOU JUST GOT ANGLED
I will crucify your vocal chords
Jack ia the type of person you would see laughing at a funeral and everyone agreed out of pity
I did not expect to be called a salted salmon this morning
12:51 lol, that squeal. x'D
0:45
So it's a pigment of our imaginations?
That's a clever pun, my friend.
"Until Betty white is gone from this world you will respect that name sir!" - Emkay
me: *sips coffee*
me: About that-
Every time i go to this subreddit i hear EmKay wheezing out of exitance
Jack sounds like he dosent know when to shut up at parties.
Granted I don't know what parties sound like since I've never been invited
Oh. Self burn. Those are rare.
But same
I am an extroverted, but still socially akward bunch of cells
Fun Fact: *Most deaths in America are caused by dying.*
Edit: Omg this is the most likes I've ever gotten thank you-
Fun fact: Every 60 seconds in America, a minute passes
*most*
M-most?
Fun fact: *Most of depression is caused by existing.*
Mostly Covid
“I genuinely didn’t know bronies was a thing”
You have summoned my attention
oh no
Adele might look like she’s been on a deserted island for a while, but my hat’s off to her she looks really healthy 🤗good for her 😊
3:28 did not know I would see CDawgVA here
0:54 Oof! And I like the hashtag: "you nerds had better reblog this!"
And yes, the Brony community still exists, because the fandom's social networking is so useful. They have a really kickass music scene.
Just don't call them furries. My friend threw a banana at me for that... Very traumatizing.
XD oh yeah never call us furries. You will pay with your blood.
8:10 oof. didn't age well.
5:06 He looks like a minor antagonist in a movie who's main goal is to track down the protagonist who forgot to pay 5 cents at his hotel.