The Funniest Roasts Ever
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twitch : / pegasusisok
twitter : / mythichorse
reddit : / stanpegasus
2nd channel : / @moresus
gaming channel : / @omegasus7
member : / @gigasus77
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Sussy Pegasus
interesting
pegasus nooooo
got good laughs from the subreddit
Pegasus is famous now, he got some sponsors lessgooooo
Man, haven't checked on pegasus in a while and he quite changed. He even got sponsors now
@built different no
Same bro, I was too busy with school. And plus he uploads a lot in the morning which is hard for me to see.
been watching him since late 2020
couldnt tell what change expect the video has more editing/sponsors/reddit/twitch videos
Red Wine....
Red wine
whenever i see my grandma she pretends like im a whole new person, like its so wholesome, i just grew an inch but she's there really proud of me, love you grandma💓
Damn I think she has alzimers
@@2008DodgeChallenger no... Dude....
Mine has Alzheimer’s and one time she saw me and just remembered my mom and told her that she forgot me but that she thinks I’m pretty and AHDODHAODBAOXHFI I WAS SOBBING
The pfp ruin the mood
That Ai Ai pfp tho
If World War II was a roast battle, then America surely had the best rare insult against Japan.
(For legal reasons that's a joke.)
the FBI will probably hunt u down bc of that
Holy shit
E
I don't get it, explain please.
@@earlandretoriente7395 America devastated two of Japans cities so that is what op means by best rare insult
I love how they censored pukicho's name, like he is not a super popular tumblr user
pukicho?
I think you mean pukicho
Red Wine
@@chaosdromanah8620 white
@GhostyGummy none
Pegasus sounds like that one guy that would go into the chimpanzee enclosure and try to communicate with the chimpanzees.
Holy shit he does
His voice sounds like a child just learned about strangling and tried to talk while holding a rope around their neck
@@catofdoom1361 nah
@@catofdoom1361 nah
he'd do it very calmly
""Grown men", why are you still playing video games?"
Why are these women concerned about the "grown men" that still play video games? Do they not know about rated M games, games that are not meant for people younger than 17? Also, why only grown men, why not grown women? I've been playing video games since I was 5, now I'm 17 and doubt I'll ever stop playing video games as long as I can afford them.
I completely agree , video games are for fun , everyone can play what he needs to just have fun.
It's not for kids only , it's not for adults only , it's for everyone.
And no one can force us to not play video games , even if we are “grown men”.
@@not.g5758 yep
Good! Live your dreams!
There’s this general idea that video games are only played by kids, trust me I’m 17 and I get that too. Women play games all the time but they just don’t want to “tarnish” their “reputation” by doing what kids do
@@VinexAesthetics this is sadly true
sometimes i cant tell if pegasus is joking or hes actually missing the joke and that scares me
he misses tons of jokes. like the one with British food and Germans flying overhead, it's about wartime rationing, not airline food
@@au7weeng534 thats the thing sometimes hes actually too stupid to realise it but at the same time isnt
He’s to dangerous to be left alive
@@au7weeng534 Those are lentils with sliced sausages and boiled potatoes and they taste actually pretty good if done right. As a kid in the former GDR we had this fairly often and I loved it. You can add vinegar and sugar for a little "sweet and sour" variation.
Don't buy the premade ones in cans from the supermarket though, they ain't half as good as real homemade ones.
The best part about the "grown men" post is that there are literally games rated M for mature audiences.
The m rated games are actually worse in the old days. Some games back then were more violent than today because they weren't catering to softies. Games like manhunt and the suffering even the PS2 mortal Kombat games
*Note: Copyrighting roasts are not a thing. You can be an unoriginal piece of flummery, but at least you’re funny!*
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As Pegasus slowly decends into the average commentary channel we cry
trur
Reddit kills comentary channels
I haven't watched pegasus in a while, and the first thing that comes up after a few months is a video where he comments with so many emojis that he could be mistaken for a twitter user, really sucks
Well put
@@catofdoom1361 it's just a copy paste from his sponsor, he needs money to sustain his channel. as for his actual content, like what ya like, if you wanna stop watching, goodbye and i wish you well in life.
The edits are back and lit, pega *sus*
pega _sus_
PEGA SUS IS MEGA SUS :))))
Amog
Red Wine
@@chaosdromanah8620 white wine
Megasus should make a r/teenagers series.
The amount of dumb shit there lmao
Amogus meme is dead, cry about it
Pegasus fans when they replace the p with m
@@AncientFire aged well
@@AncientFire memes dont die, but people surely do
@@AncientFire ok but have you seen a gen z making a minion meme?
sometimes i roast a friend because we are mad to eachother, and when it happens he just responds me with something like: lol didn't ask, and spams that same answer 100 times until i give up, he is my friend, but when we are angry, he is the dumbest being on the universe, like seriously, he can't accept being defeated
that's cool and all but did i ask?
Relatable 💀
My friend also does that
BRO SAME ISTG
i am glad i am not the only one :)
damn we just started in the video and it already looks like lord farquaad's about to drop a mixtape
(uhm pls the reference 👁️)
@built different build diff
Red.......Wine
Ray William jr
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@@keeganlepine5935 yass u got the reference bestie
0:58
Ah yes "rest in peace in peace"
same vibes as smh my head
Just because it’s rare it doesn’t mean it’s good.
@MrBest why are you stealing mr beast content?
Never gonna say goodbye
one more lines and im done forever bois
did i just grammar
Never gona tell a lie
Jesus Christ you are always here
:(
Once in class, I helped out a friend by solving the math problem in his notebook. The next day he said," Hey look how bad the handwriting gets here, you must have written this". I replied," Yes, I also knew I had written this cause the ans is correct".
5:51 pachycephalosaurus has a C , not an S after ‘pachy’ , also they probably didn’t get brain damage after ramming each other , since 1st of all it has 9cm of thick bone harder than steel , 2nd of all the center of its head aligned with its neck , perfect for absorbing impact
It’s a joke man
Nerd
@@huntterra need seems more like a compliment imo
It's a guess based on the behavior of rams. Rams will fight to the death and examinations have shown brain damage. The idea is to to be agressive and breed before the concussions build up too much. Kind of like an NFL player.
but why don’t bald men fight like that 🤨
1:52 I like how the sponsor literally has a jojo reference Edit: if you don't know what I mean its "dio" and "zawarudo"
Ikr
Maybe they are JoJo fans themselves
The whole game is just clash royal rip off lol
@@Eden-mn6rt how?
2:13
SPONSORSHIP END
8:30 why did i think this was a timeline of someone shrinking for a second
YAY congrats on the sponsor Pegasus!
@Just wow ur dad is finally here?
4:41 me and pegasus can play soccer happly with her forehead
5:52 the struggle is real people.
So crazy that Pegasus is getting so many sponsors!! keep up the good work and get paid!!!
It's so nice to see your favorite RUclipsrs grow, i was here since you had like 50k haha
The roast in the thumbnail simply can't be topped.
Pegasus just ending it with "You can't say that!" 😂 So now we know how he ends these videos, he waits for the worst thing to say.
ratio
That advisor was such a good render, only question I have is: do I need an RTX card to be able to run it? Because that real time rendering must be hard....
5:30 infants annihilated
2:02 This is a certified *SUS* classic
7:15 Those are lentils with sliced sausages and boiled potatoes and they taste actually pretty good if done right. As a kid in the former GDR we had this fairly often and I loved it. You can add vinegar and sugar for a little "sweet and sour" variation.
Don't buy the premade ones in cans from the supermarket though, they ain't half as good as real homemade ones.
:(
Pegasus makes the funniest roasts ever ngl
true
but he didn't
Day 291 of reminding pegasus that he exists for 10 minutes a day.
PegaSUS
Waiting for it to become 300
Lolwut
I guess he just blips out of our reality to make a video in an alternate one
yo the editing is fire pegasus back with another banger
8:18
*GOD LEVEL ROAST*
I love your videos, I was so excited and I just clicked it the moment I saw ur notification😂
damn namjesus saw some fucked up shit
@@isappycracks namjesus blesses u ✨🙏
@@itsallmikeysfault5495 damn i use damn too much
@@itsallmikeysfault5495 wait why am i flying AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JESUS IS KIDNAPPING ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
0:28 homie is yassified jesus 💀
I think "boozy panda" was my favorite part😭
The Olsen sisters are all togather oracles. But Elizabeth simply offers you tea and a seat while you wait for the twins to prepare for your reading.
But if you mock the twins in any way, Elizabeth murders you in a very supernatural and violent manner.
10:14 Y'know I wouldn't be surprised if some Twitter "feminist" started calling women wom for the same exact reason
7:38, fun fact: airplane food can be quite tasty, something about the airplane distorts your tongue
he censored the @ of the person at 8:20 but in the thumbnail it’s as clear as day lol
the thumbnail tho to accurate
rare insult: pegasus your so sus that your sus
Rare insult: Your profile pic looks like a pissed on version of Boffy's
Lmao
@@Badookum Rare insult: your profile pic looks like it was found on google
@@Badookum Rare insult: your the insult
Sus
3:33, the one on the left saw how you die, and it is something crazy, and the one on the right knows you are going to live to an old age and is happy for you.
damn theses roasts hit harder than me trying to wake up
Hurt worse than my neck
@@Kai_On_Paws_4298 Hurt worse than stubbing my toe on a corner in 2 am
@@kittycatkaii3780 fully honest my neck still hurts, I think it's muscle stiffness-
I wanna answer the question as to why I play video games: In real life I can't kill a dragon with nothing but my bare hands, let alone with a weapon.
3:47 I just realised what Pegasus' reddit name is. Look at the top right
9:00 February 2020 and December 2020 wtf did they even wait 6 weeks.
I remember when Pegasus got no sponsors I mean I don’t care about the ads but it’s nice to see Pegasus getting them
I’ll never miss a Pegasus vid never.
7:00 I can hold a one way conversation with myself like a champ.
4:40
Forehead? More like Five-head.
She looks like the Gen Z ancestor of Megamind
Some of these are just straight up compliments
Bruh that one with the turd in a marshmallow killed me. Also on the post of the eyes being perfectly spaced why did you say "you can't say that"
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11:02 mah if those two had children aliens would exist
Doctors wanna know ur location
The pegasus vids have just been getting better
Keep it up man
Start a "bruh" chain
bruh
bruh
Bruh
No i dont think i will
@@noorehab8273 bruh
1:05 ma boy capping
Eminem is just slowly turning into Nicholas Cage
Holy shit your right
After seeing your pfp I am shivering, my two braincells are having a stroke.
@@justajobro1266 brain cell? Tf is that? (People are stupid on yt so imma have to say this is a joke)
Oh god wtf did you do to Giorno
@@hypercommand8778 better than the final boss fight of p5
3:50 he looks like how disney draws dad characters
The thumbnail is true also did she assume only men play game what a dumb take
7:26 it looks like someone ate whats on the left and shit it back onto the plate on the right
2:49 as an Eminem stan this shit is funny as hell
1:27 OMG OMG PEGASUS SAID AMONG
Dang that thumbnail one is amazing
I'm not a grown man, but I hate women that ask "why do grown men play video games?! THEY SHOULDN'T ENJOY THEIR LIVES THEY SHOULD JUST BE WORKING! WAAAAAH WAAAH GOO GOO IT'S RUINING MY LIFE SO MUCH WAAA WAAAA!"
pegasus' editing gets better and better every video
Ayaw Kona makita Yung muka ni ayay
thank god you ended it there cuz that last one literally killed me
Bro I've had frag shooter for a week and its honestly rlly good! To bad it drains battery in minutes
wait till u pass arena 13 cos then everyone is a p2w player and makes the game not fun ;(
I’d recommend night shift mode on blast. Your eyes adjust to it pretty quickly so don’t worry about the Orange for too long
When you finally get to a Pegasus video early
He posts a certain time every day so :)
When you say "the best" and "for mobile devices" theres usualy a "not" somewhere.
4:42 I do feel bad for the woman’s eyes, considering she probably has 4 hidden away
Haven’t seen this guy in ages, he’s gone so famous
6:00 as a dinosaur nerd, heres how to say the dinosaur name
(Packy-sef-a-low-soar-us)
8:30 this is literally my mother 😂
Also let’s goo LumpyBarnacle
3:00 he looks like he has a hot Cheeto spider on his head
These are some RARE insults
07:30 my guy thats hashee, a traditional dutch meal. it looks gross but its amazing.
you have a cool squirtle as your pfp but youre a cool person irl 😎😎😎
8:00 BRO IM SO STUPID I LITERALLY THOUGHT "wow so will smiths real name is juwan howard?" WHILE READING THIS IM SO STUPID
Pegasus Thumbnails are so good wtfff
My sister swapped seats with a little boy so the boy could be next to the dad, turns out she ended up in first class, but guess what? SHE JUST SLEPT THROUGH IT THE WHOLE TIME
5:08 I love the feeble attempt to censor Pukichus name. Fool, you cannot censor Pukichu.
Yea I saw that picture before
meanwhile, you can't even spell pukicho
7:35 as some one who lives in the uk, that’s mainly at the northern part of england, or maybe i don’t eat like that because i’m not even english
I miss old pegasus (mushroom boi)
so my friend likes this girl, and on his birthday, she asked him "what do you want for your birthday?" and he said "i want a kiss". 2 mins later she gets from her backpack mint bubblegum and give it to him
So Pegasus is a Squirtle now? Cool, Squirtle Squad for life
squirt squad
squirtle gang
3:37 Bro looks like tiny angry boss man from the incredibles
I liked the part where they roasted them 💀
“Why do you still play video games?”
Because I’m a gamer 😎
Fun fact:someone has watched this in 2x speed and finished it
My good buddy Eric did this back in ‘99. Good times.
@Just wow literally no one gives a shit stop
8:46 my age is less than all their age combined. I'm a senior citizen.
The enemy team is Zawarudo and Dio coolest anime reference
Pegasus: best FPS on mobile
Combat master: wtf
Thats an MW clone.
@@Oddgamer0917 its Better than codm
@@KgDaniel65 it copied cod mw19. It is also removed from playstore and appstore. It really isn’t the most fun but your opinion is your opinion. Both are trash imo
That image of Juwan Howard looks like if you image blended Mr. Bean and Will Smith