Jack: I went to a gay bar and I didn’t swing that way but I naught a guy a drink Also Jack: acts hella gay during the whole video, gags, and moans during the whole video
It is a legendary skill mastered by any man early in his High School tenure. You are not a real man until you can embarrass your friends with suspiciously realistic moans.
Me: I'm bisexual Straight girl: oh, that's cool, just don't flirt with me Me: oh, don't worry, you're not really my type Straight girl: ExCuSe Me?! ArE yOu CalLiNg Me UgLy?! Me: ... Edit: holy shit, this blew up. And I will now be saying "yes" to any straight girl who asks me this. U guys inspired me, thank you xxx
the fifth dimension is when time is a physical object where you are stuck interacting with yourself at the same time as you're interacting with yourself and where you cant live or die you are nothing
I love how even if the fan work isn’t the best or anything like that he still says it’s great and still has appreciation for it because he knows it was made my a fan/someone who may look up to him
13:12- HAMILTON REFERENCES! WOOO! Fun fact: John Laurens and Alexander Hamilton had an affair. They wrote letters to each other and Hamilton wrote one about the length of his "nose".
I read their letters, my jaw dropped. However, this was before Hamilton met Eliza, and Laurens was so ashamed he told Hamilton he needs to find a wife so they can stop having feelings for each other
“If you haven’t put headphones on at this point I think you are ssOO UNDARING~” *casually pauses the video to find my headphones because I’m straight.*
Fml „You are sooooaaaaah daring“ My mom is next to me Trying to eat While I’m waiting for my pizza This is awful Edit (21.6.2021) I was rewatching this today without noticing that I already have watched the video So Im eating pizza again (Same Pizza toppings) and the moment I heard „You are soooooaaaaah daring“ I noticed But I had headphones on I improved…
Because language is fluid and changes over time. Could you imagine some white person to say the n word without being considered racist? There was a time when it didn’t make you racist. But over time and historical events language changes like always. If it wouldn’t it‘d be called dead like Latin. And sorry but no matter what ones sexuality or gender is noone in their right mind would accept having ”Gaylord“ on their birth certificate.
Jack: if you still haven't put on headphones yet then YoU aRe sOooOooOOOOO dArInGg Me: My mom who just walked past my door: My dad: So it has come to this then, THE TALK. Me: Oh ffs...
I feel included now that if I was a day earlier, I wouldn't get the Hamilton reference at like 13:12 Thank you so much Jack It's fuckign 2am please help me
Hey, Jack; I don't think you'll ever see this, but you and all the others that have narrated make me so happy and brighten my day every time I see an update. It makes my day to see you guys still spending your time to entertain and make others happy. Y'all are amazing, thank you for existing.
1:57 I'm worried about the guy who got a collage as a roommate that he takes with him every sunday to do the laundry. That whole distancing goes too far.
Day 15 of asking for these subreddits (again, due to double uploads): Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks Lexi: -r/mildlyinteresting -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this). Thanks! :D
Two girls: *Loving each other.*
Everyone: Meh. that's normal.
Two boys: *Staring at each other for 2 seconds*
Everyone: Man. that's pretty gei.
Bruh thays pretty gay
What the-
*what the fu-*
Why were THEY looking for 5 seconds. Everyone also includes guys
That’s pretty gae
That’s pretty gæ
Jack - Moans for the people not wearing headphones
Me, without headphones, but home alone: "YOU FOOLISH HUMAN!"
@x_iced tea_x 6:20
me in the middle of the night:
I had just walked into the bathroom 🤦🏼♀️😂
this happened during school. but thank god i was muted
that made me flinch lmAO
Nobody:
Jack: *uses a French accent for something in Spanish
@Charleston Henry You mean 'oui oui' smh my head
*m r . w o r l d w i d e*
Lynnxx No, they meant wee wee- can you not see the joke? Lmao
Qué chucha weón.
@@cravensworrth can you not see _my_ joke?
Jack: "If you aren't wearing headphones right now you're really daring"
Me, wearing earbuds: "Welcome to downtown Coolsville, population: me!"
and me
And He^^, above me.
Listening with my TV speakers.
I screen shared it.
And me
6:20 "If you haven't put headphones on y-"
I don't think I've ever covered my speaker faster.
I had this playin with no headphones I AM A POWERFUL PANSEXUAL
@@kaiempress9362 lol same
*am I the only person who actually replayed that a few times-*
@@Haunted_Plush I have replayed it more than 10 times already
@@beanmann000 I'm glad I'm not the only one who...
*Actually wanted to hear that*
Jack: I went to a gay bar and I didn’t swing that way but I naught a guy a drink
Also Jack: acts hella gay during the whole video, gags, and moans during the whole video
How does one act gay??
@@lidijaaleksoska5559 he happy :DD
Ok...but..he said he *didn't*
So....
(I know he has a gf)
The question is: What was he doing at the gay bar?
@@alex_is_drawing1562 Bi?
Listening to Jack moan makes me understand this subreddit perfectly.
This man only speaks facts
Simp4kpop 420 i saw him on another comment section saying that australia is real so yOuR dEfInItly rOnG
@@forkenstein HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
(breathes in)
HA
I need a timestamp
@@TheUltima_Werewolf for what purposes exactly my good sir?
The “you are so daring~” scared the shit out of me
Made me realize I'm Bi not gay
Gave me flashbacks to my friends that were dudez
6:21 😳🏳️🌈
My sister gave me the weirdest look when he did that...I CANT FIX MY REP IN MY OWN HOUSE 💀
Im 666 like lol
I'm a little worried by how good Jack is at moaning
It is a legendary skill mastered by any man early in his High School tenure. You are not a real man until you can embarrass your friends with suspiciously realistic moans.
Or he’s fucking with another dude behind the camera or does it really often but hey, that works too
I'm not 😏
this reply section fits the video way too well
he has practice
Two women: *literally make out*
Society: aw they’re best friends :)
Two men: *look at each other for more than 2 minutes*
Society: gay
r/tenicallythetruth
I-i mean-- I'm so confused but it's so true.
Shout out to the the madoka wearing strangely familiar glasses pfp
Le bonk with gay hammer
bc theres a million gay memes
Not at how my brother and his gf just heard Jack moan. I’m moving to Antarctica. This is my new life now.
Let me help you populate Antarctica.
wha- wha- what the fck man
Ladarius Savage Thank you, kind stranger. I will try my best.
Fun Time Wouldn’t that be difficult? Raising a child at such temperatures?
juliowasme I had my phone playing while doing chores. My brother and his gf were in the same room as me- Fun stuff.
Day 1 petitioning until jack says “hello I’m jack. The snack that smiles back”
That is amazing
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I think he did. :)
I support this
@@amygreenu he did
Now that's what I call a category 3 bruh moment
Hello Justin
I do also
Justin Y. Why are you everywhere pls
More like a category 5 bro moment amirite???
Bruh I see you say the same quote everywhere try harder
The kid: goes to court to sue his parents
The judge: aight gaylord let's get this over with
Pablo is that you- BELUGA!!
@@LLLIIIIEEENNNNN Yes.
Jack: *Moans*
Me: *Rewinds to hear it 10 thousand times*
Same.
Excuse me?
@@polyphome8748 Yeah ?
@@NaayeWolf_YT wot
@@polyphome8748 Wut... ?
Me: I'm bisexual
Straight girl: oh, that's cool, just don't flirt with me
Me: oh, don't worry, you're not really my type
Straight girl: ExCuSe Me?! ArE yOu CalLiNg Me UgLy?!
Me: ...
Edit: holy shit, this blew up. And I will now be saying "yes" to any straight girl who asks me this. U guys inspired me, thank you xxx
So true
Me: I'm pansexual
Straight girl: Don't have a crush on me
Me: Nah, I have standards
just say yes
the fifth dimension is when time is a physical object where you are stuck interacting with yourself at the same time as you're interacting with yourself and where you cant live or die you are nothing
@@gooseinatuxedo thanks for the not so fun fact ._.,
'Gaylord' is an actual name,is it not? Like not as a joke.
My neighbor is named Gaylord....
Yes it is a real name
Its supposed to be the "happy" gay not the homosexual gay. Basically happy lord
@@nickmishmash6064 Of course, that makes sense. I assume Gaylord is an older name so the word 'gay' would've had a different meaning a long while ago.
It ia
No, I do not want to know why Dumbledore is called the Headmaster.
Or why Grindelwald was called "Greedy Walls"
Gacha Katicorn yes you do
Neither do i
Oh no
@Some guy with an cursed pfp [Mayk Felix] wtf giorno u are the boss and doing THIS
“If you still haven’t put in earphones”
J O K E S O N Y O U !
IM WATCHING THIS ON THE LIVING ROOM TV WITH MY FAMILY THERE!
@@user-nj7oh8ob5f soooo....are you 16 now?
He said “if you haven’t put headphones on then YOUR SO DARING”
plus, I am not interested in women if a bot replies to me
I love how even if the fan work isn’t the best or anything like that he still says it’s great and still has appreciation for it because he knows it was made my a fan/someone who may look up to him
Me: Wow, I can't find my headphones. I'm sure it'll be fine, though.
Emkay: I'm gonna end this man's whole career.
6:20
"soo~aahh daring!"
“And you give him a kiss. Just a little kiss of appreciation”
Dude. I think this subreddit is getting to you 🤗
You ever think he knew from experience ~?
LOL UR PROFILE PIC IS SO FUNNY
13:12- HAMILTON REFERENCES! WOOO!
Fun fact: John Laurens and Alexander Hamilton had an affair. They wrote letters to each other and Hamilton wrote one about the length of his "nose".
I read their letters, my jaw dropped. However, this was before Hamilton met Eliza, and Laurens was so ashamed he told Hamilton he needs to find a wife so they can stop having feelings for each other
Ooooo-
Yeah I also read it, it was adorable but it was sad at the same time.
n o s e
@@yosianderson4828 yeah "nose"
*_10:02_**_- If this isn't allowed as a ringtone I'm cancelling Jack- Done and done._*
I love that Emkay isn’t all toxic masculinity and scared to mention the “G” word 😱. It’s really just refreshing
*Why is nobody talking about how EmKay just casually mentioned he was in a gay bar for no reason?* 7:06
idk is his life tho
@Sanswagon, the Meddler o k
@Sanswagon, the Meddler cmon maybe he didnt know
He could have gone with Lexi maybe, or his other gay friends. You never know.
wait, what
I watched this while sucking a popsicle to assert dominance
Good
Good
childish, Im eating a slim jim
I did it while sucking one😏🤣🤣
Im eating a banana
Sues his parents for being named Gaylord
1 week later: I think I’m gay
Imagine loosing this apportunity to be a gaylord
11:20 Yeah sure... You were "Applauding" to the meme
Mhm 😏
@@kitsunegaming2740 mmmmmmmm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Phone? Yeeted.
RUclips? Deleted.
Holy water? Needed.
“If you haven’t put headphones on at this point I think you are ssOO UNDARING~”
*casually pauses the video to find my headphones because I’m straight.*
*-straight-*
"It is much easier to walk around with a mask than a lady on your face" damn bro you chad
Yeah I prefer the other way much easier and cheaper to skin people and you can sell it
@@wormwalll6557 Hol,Up
@@jonathanjoestar193 I will not as someone is ordering from me after them you can
@@wormwalll6557 this comment is cursed
@@jonathanjoestar193 no it is blessed
Any heterosexuality I have left:
Jack moaning in the camera:
I have achieved the *FULL GAY*
*laughs in bi*
Same tho, my bisexuality is paining me
I’m an asexual straight female and I found that pretty amusing
@@bun3213 why am I in the exact same situation?
😩💦
I just read a title that said "a mouse that vibrates?"
It does
Have you tried yet😏
Rick Belde 👁 👅 👁
Me: Aah yes well that's going up my a-.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP.
In the middle of this video, I heard “THAT’S HUGE!” Out of context, and then I realized that it was a toilet paper ad.
I searched for this videos for hours just to hear Jack moan and that is why I need friends
Omg same o.O
L
Holy shit me too!!!
Same QWQ
same wtf
Girls: "I think I'm gay" "It's okay Ill still support you"
Guys: "I think I'm gay" "Cool"
So when do you want to meet?
@@entonduck ?
"Nobody needs go know"
Said Alexander Hamilton.
Ive been looking for this comment
@@build-a-bearfrogewiththesp2900 same
@@build-a-bearfrogewiththesp2900 poor Eliza 😩
The man who was cheating on his wife with her sister and possibly 3 other people
@i'vestolenyourcat
well the man can't say "no"
but like does he even deserve to marry an Angel like Eliza?
Fml
„You are sooooaaaaah daring“
My mom is next to me
Trying to eat
While I’m waiting for my pizza
This is awful
Edit (21.6.2021)
I was rewatching this today without noticing that I already have watched the video
So
Im eating pizza again (Same Pizza toppings) and the moment I heard „You are soooooaaaaah daring“ I noticed
But I had headphones on
I improved…
@Burger Cat do not question my life decisions
I like his voice..
But did you get the pizza?
@@ellerose1178 The pizza was really good
Was tuna
Mhm.
@Ross With No Sauce Sh*t was straight up BUSSIN
@Ross With No Sauce both works 😂🌈
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Jack: MAXIMUM GLUTEUTATION
I must mention it, it was a perfect pronunciation at 5:46
"Latex battle bikini"
*Wow.*
They didn't say what kind of battle 😏
6:22
I-
That made me feel some type of way and i dont know if i like this feeling or not-
Ima just-
Go curl up and laugh nervously-
For fucking real-
Translation: ah yes, I very much agree.
I never thought I'd get pleased hearing him moan like that, but here I am
For a good solid twelve seconds I doubted my sexuality… then after that moment I no longer doubted I was gay-
Same
Jack: "I disagree, the lack of sensitivity from constant exposure has enabled to last EVEN LONGER"
Me: *He speaks for us*
Jack moaning is perhaps the very thing we all needed to get that edge on life isn’t it
I definitely edged.
@@Pluras Love this energy
@@Pluras BAHAHA
3:00 sounds like a fanfic somehow
"gay" means "happy" in the past or even now why would he sue his parents
Because language is fluid and changes over time. Could you imagine some white person to say the n word without being considered racist? There was a time when it didn’t make you racist. But over time and historical events language changes like always. If it wouldn’t it‘d be called dead like Latin.
And sorry but no matter what ones sexuality or gender is noone in their right mind would accept having ”Gaylord“ on their birth certificate.
@@Max3110 it could be a familial name
@@Max3110 honestly the name gaylord is better than my dead name
So his name is happylord?
@@pofromteletubbies1243 yes
Ok so uh...WHY DID JACKS MOAN SOUND SO GENUINE??
6:21
You must be new here
@@mayo_sodayo9566 it's funny cuz I'm not.
SEÑOR WOOFERS ?!
I love your user and pfp
And nice....
-like he got an @ or-
Jack: if you still haven't put on headphones yet then YoU aRe sOooOooOOOOO dArInGg
Me:
My mom who just walked past my door:
My dad: So it has come to this then, THE TALK.
Me: Oh ffs...
Rip
"If you aren't wearing headphones you're really daring"
Me: *slowly turns the volume down*
1:20 for context Dumbledore is canonically gay
Right...... Forgot that
Yo wouldn’t It would be really cool if EZPZ & Emkay did a collab?
That's most vids
Yep
They already did lmao
THANK YOU. YES.
Yes
Annnnnnndddd I'm gay now..... dammit Jack you just had to moan!
now listen to lexi and you’ll be straight again
@@Oh_Low bisexual culture is being attracted to both Lexi and Jack /j
6:40 THE VOICE HE GAVE HER I CAN'T--
2:16 - The guy taking off the jeans definitely rolled a crit fail.
As a very masculine gay man, I tell my friends that they act gayer than me and I sleep with other men.
1:08 A superior ending to Batman v Superman
I feel included now that if I was a day earlier, I wouldn't get the Hamilton reference at like 13:12
Thank you so much Jack
It's fuckign 2am please help me
✨ tHE REYNOLDS PAMPHLET ✨
@@elyzionite 👁HAVE YOU READ THIS👁
@@rarebonedisease6551 ALEXANDER HAMILTON HAD A TORRID AFFAIR
@@mikeymouseclubhouse2809 AND HE WROTE IT DOWN RIGHT THERE
@@viviangui4792 HIGHLIGHTS
"I'm going to lose so much money" -Jack
You will when I'm done with you- mwhahahah
1:48 ngl i thought they said child instead of cliché and i was very concerned
3:07, sweet home Alabama, except I don’t live in Alabama and I listen to, to many memes for comfort.
Day 106 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees for no reason again since there were two uploads this time
Good keep asking lord bread man
dont forget r/unexpectedtf2
Bread stapled to trees is so old and pretty dumb.
Ders972 youre pretty young and so dumb
@@owo2362 thank you for reminding me to be more positive! I deserved that awesome insult. Thanks yo!
I loved the "nobody needs to know" part you're really good at singing
The end of "Say No to This" be like
The Emkay gang needs to make a cover of Say No To This... XD
I love he harmony smh
13:42 I need this as a big poster on my wall.
I already have it 😂
I love it 😂 the guy in the meme at 6:58 is a character named Jack… and then Jack goes on to tell his experience at a gay bar
2:41 I visibly cringed just cus I like my smutty situations on Wattpad and with fictional characters only
I am a man of many dares, I have never watched one episode with headphones.
Yes yes, I know I am a madlad.
I watch it with a speaker on max volume
@@GNSleepie You are clearly dumber then I *gives my crown*
oH gOooOooOooOon
I don’t use headphones either
@@GNSleepie who doesnt
I was unaware how vicerally uncomfortable it would be to hear Jack gulp after uh. Eating a gogurt
Hey, Jack; I don't think you'll ever see this, but you and all the others that have narrated make me so happy and brighten my day every time I see an update. It makes my day to see you guys still spending your time to entertain and make others happy. Y'all are amazing, thank you for existing.
Wholesome until you put the some in the whole
The "half of a novel about a whale" reference is just too good
Mate did a fanfic about laundry, THAT'S THE COMMUNITY I WANT, Y'ALL
Petition for jack to say: hello everyone my name is jack and I am high on crack and welcome back to emkay” for the intro
I think would get *YELLOW DOLLAR SIGN*
Petition for jack to say” you are sooo daringgg to watch this without headphones” in every vid he’s in in the same voice
6:59: Shows Jack Burrowman, a gay man who plays a omnisexual/pansexual character. *Ah yes.*
Omnisexual sounds like an ultimate move, not a sexuality choice
Oh no, you're slowly turning into the click.
oH yEs
BRO UR RIGHT OH NO
UwU emmy wemmy is joining cliccy wiccy?
5:07 *new fear unlocked*
**dadophobia unlocked**
Me: *Not getting sleep sometimes at night*
Also me: Guess I'm gay
13:12 was that I Hamilton reference I spotted? Because it sounded exactly as the last sentence in "Say No To This."
I thought I was the only one who noticed!
The Rumor Come Out: Does Bruno Mars Is Gay?
Yes. Bruno mars is does is poopie.
Grammar is bad.
ok but the dude in the intro meme is like lowkey cute.... no homo
6:30 OH MY GOD HE SANG DOUBLE TROUBLE!!
HELL YEAH SOMEBODY ELSE HAS KNOWLEDGE OF THE SONG
8:39 Can we just acknowledge the fact that this post has 911 Retweets and comments?
I feel so bad for the editor but this why I love Jack
I feel like it was wrong to be drinking milk while watching this video.
Most straight men flirt with their homies cause women won’t
lol
The band scares me sometimes due to this
Who wouldnt because theyll stop breathing soon one chance you know
PIatinumEntity
Ew what? Lmao.
PIatinumEntity
And you’re a guy with an anime pfp. So what?
People: Why do you always say that you're pan/omni and not totally lesbian?
Me:...
(Watches 6:20)
*_c l a r i f i c a t i o n . . ._*
Jack moaning made me start uncomfortably chuckling. But also makes me ask myself if i swing that way.
O_o
1:34
I saw this on SootHouse and now I’m on the floor eating nothing but cereal itself sadly.
6:05 pretty sure those are sopposed to be hands
on a side note, i like all the different ways jack avoids saying penoos
Oh so that’s why I can’t sleep at night. I know I’m gay but I didn’t know why I couldn’t sleep. Weird
1:57 I'm worried about the guy who got a collage as a roommate that he takes with him every sunday to do the laundry. That whole distancing goes too far.
8:31
Try listening to this on full blast without context. Don't forget the mental picture!
"nobody needs to know"
Ayy nice hamilton reference
I cant read this without singing it
8:54
it took me almost a year from when i first saw this format to realize that the guy holding a rocket launcher is eminem and now im fricking dying
Day 15 of asking for these subreddits (again, due to double uploads):
Robin:
-r/ihadastroke
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/Wellthatsucks
Lexi:
-r/mildlyinteresting
-r/notlikeothergirls
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this).
Thanks! :D
8th
12:22 every YAOI READER KNOWS WHY
Either that or a black line
"Either a defeatist, or submissive. Either way, relatible." Oof. Way to call my depressed ass out, man.
2:47 Oh Gods that is a whole new level of awkward 😳
13:12 That sounded scarily close to how it was sung in Say No To This-
Wow I wonder why
3:45
That had me dying !
holly shit.poor them!!
Gaylord: I'll sue my parents for naming me gaylord
Also Gaylord: i want my name to be changed to Tiffany
6:14 Is that supposed to be 2 thicc men because if it isn't I can't see it any other way
It's two hands lmao
@@necromanteagiota1775 ohhhhhhhh
I see
@@necromanteagiota1775damn you have multiple subscribers