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  • @Firesword610
    @Firesword610 2 месяца назад +775

    "My name's Jack, the snack that smiles back,"
    -jack, the snack that smiles back

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 2 месяца назад +3

      Wait, who said that?

    • @Firesword610
      @Firesword610 2 месяца назад +13

      @andistansbury4366 in the older videos, jack said that a couple of times, he is one of the narrators of Emkay

    • @aaaaaxo
      @aaaaaxo 2 месяца назад +5

      @@andistansbury4366 it might be Jack, the snack that smiles back, but idk that's just a guess

    • @themajesticspider-man6116
      @themajesticspider-man6116 2 месяца назад +3

      @@andistansbury4366 Jack, the snack that smiles back.

    • @eggs376
      @eggs376 2 месяца назад +3

      Now guys, I have this theory. It’s just speculation, so don’t bash me. BUT. I’m pretty sure Jack is the snack who smiles back. (Just a theory.)

  • @durk5331
    @durk5331 2 месяца назад +345

    To the people who think Autism just showed up in the 90's my mom (born in the 60's) recently realized, thanks to Multiple of her kids being diagnosed, and her fitting the criteria, That SHE is Autistic....
    It's 100% Not that it started showing up, its that we started noticing and understanding it...

    • @svgarpaws
      @svgarpaws 2 месяца назад

      great time to remind everyone that the first person ever formally diagnosed with autism, Donald Triplett, only died LAST YEAR at 89 years old.

    • @Moon_x_sun
      @Moon_x_sun 2 месяца назад +52

      Exactly!
      Also those that are like “everyone is _autistic/trans/gay_ nowadays” they said something similar when people stopped forcing lefties to be right handed bc it increased quite sharply, but then it flattened at around 11% of the population being left handed.
      Autism always been here but now we know about it and how to diagnose it and all that.

    • @Basterdio123
      @Basterdio123 Месяц назад +11

      ​@@Moon_x_sunStill extremely saddening though how misinformed a lot of people are about it.

    • @PaulA-hv4cd
      @PaulA-hv4cd Месяц назад +21

      I find it hilarious how they say "no one was autistic in the 70s and 80s" when the first autistic person was diagnosis was in 1943

    • @eldritchcupcakes3195
      @eldritchcupcakes3195 Месяц назад +13

      my grandpa's an arborist who's obsessed with trees. he can identify trees at a glance. this man really, really likes trees, and also has a plethora of other autistic traits, but no I'm sure it's wokeism that made me get diagnosed

  • @WeAreKAV
    @WeAreKAV 2 месяца назад +204

    17:33 Autism during that time period was often wrongly diagnosed as schizophrenia btw, which is kind of like the left handed thing but it was actually more serious than the left handed. Imagine having a learning disability and it was diagnosed as a psychological disorder.

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 Месяц назад +11

      Pretty sure it was the same with Bipolar

    • @LukeySkywookie
      @LukeySkywookie Месяц назад +6

      I remember my mom telling me about this (either that, or I read it somewhere). Either way, as an autistic person myself, I find this bit incredibly appalling. People should not be treated as something they are not, and they should get the help that they deserve and the treatment that would actually help them

    • @tophatgaming1873
      @tophatgaming1873 Месяц назад +3

      @@LukeySkywookie the first instance of autism being described scientifically was in 1908, and at the time, the language simply wasn't there, but there were attempts to help us, even then

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx Месяц назад

      I literally got beaten as a child for using my left hand. Go fuck yourself.

    • @LukeySkywookie
      @LukeySkywookie Месяц назад +1

      ​@@tophatgaming1873wasn't it all wrong tho? Again going back to the imperfect diagnosis thing

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis13 2 месяца назад +432

    Fun fact: Power tools have existed for literal centuries.
    They were simply powered by water wheels before people figured out steam and electricity.

    • @TCHorwood-xq7mw
      @TCHorwood-xq7mw 2 месяца назад +12

      Cordless tools have been around even longer.

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 2 месяца назад +10

      Is it power tool, if it's powered by slaves? You know, like many things were, before someone figured out, that you can use water or wind for it.

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 2 месяца назад +19

      @@ceu160193 Theoretically, I guess it could be.
      Like, there were power tools that were powered by a donkey or oxen in a treadmill. That work could be done by slaves instead.
      However, I'm not sure how common that was, simply because using lifestock was generally more efficient. Like, you'd need a whole lot of slaves to have the same power as an oxen, and by comparison, the oxen is likely going to be cheaper to obtain, have cheaper general upkeep and will be able to do work for longer. Can't feed slaves on hay, after all.
      Slaves were more so used to replace regular workers.

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 2 месяца назад +3

      @@darthplagueis13 Not all places had animals, that could be used for that purpose.

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 2 месяца назад +7

      @@ceu160193 Most did. And those that didn't usually didn't have cultures that really developed into that direction.

  • @fiction-
    @fiction- 2 месяца назад +370

    I'm kinda glad Breaking Bad came out cause I hardly even get compliments on my English anymore when I tell people I'm from New Mexico. Before that, I once got told I'd have to pay for international shipping to send something to my mom.

    • @mage1439
      @mage1439 2 месяца назад +56

      If the people getting paid to ship your stuff don't know the states of the union, I don't know that I'd trust them with my packages.

    • @trishapellis
      @trishapellis 2 месяца назад +40

      Sorry that's annoying for you but it's also low key hilarious

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 2 месяца назад +24

      Did they skip, like... 3rd grade social studies?

    • @FerreTrip
      @FerreTrip Месяц назад +7

      I want to ask you to tell me you're joking, but I know you aren't, and that's so Goddamn sad -_-

  • @s-viper1462
    @s-viper1462 2 месяца назад +195

    8:00 Minecraft released in 2009 and a more polished version was later released in 2011. People who played Minecraft as kids when it released are teenagers, and people who played it as teenagers when it released are adults now.

    • @moth.monster
      @moth.monster 2 месяца назад +33

      Adults? Hell a lot of Minecraft's early fans are in their 30s or even 40s by now. I don't understand people who think that video games are nothing but toys for children.

    • @trishapellis
      @trishapellis 2 месяца назад +16

      Yeah aside from Jack's extremely good argument, it seems this mom is just not aware that that movie was actually very much meant to be a nostalgia farm for adults - those people who have the money and independence to go to the theater whether or not their parents approve.

    • @VynDimentional
      @VynDimentional 2 месяца назад +9

      I have played Minecraft since I was 5.
      I am 16.
      You are right

    • @s-viper1462
      @s-viper1462 2 месяца назад +3

      @@VynDimentional Same. My parents got me the Xbox 360 Edition for getting good grades. I asked for it because I watched Stampy Long Nose a lot as a kid.

    • @freyawion5337
      @freyawion5337 2 месяца назад +5

      I was 5 when it released originally, played it probably since 7.
      I am 19.

  • @aidenosewart721
    @aidenosewart721 2 месяца назад +104

    As to the point of the diddler defenders. A Shakespeare quote says it best "methinks thou doth protest too much"

    • @Xx-PotatoChips-xX
      @Xx-PotatoChips-xX День назад

      "methinks" i just can't take this seriously,sorry-

  • @davidsmith7752
    @davidsmith7752 2 месяца назад +99

    The main importance of spices throughout history wasn't as a flavouring (although that was an acknowledged benefit), it was how good they are at preserving a variety of foods. Similar to salt and honey, spices are really good for their antibacterial properties, allowing meats to remain edible much longer than they would otherwise before the development of refrigeration.

  • @Fayanora
    @Fayanora 2 месяца назад +58

    17:21 Autistic people show up in the historical records as "changeling children" -- the way many "autism parents" talk about how autism "stole their child" and "replaced them" is identical to how changeling babies were talked about, except take out "autism" and replace it with "faeries."
    And transgender people have existed in the historical record since ancient Greece. The priestesses of Cybele were all trans women who ritually performed their own orchiectomies (removal of testes) and drank the urine of pregnant mares to get the hormones for ancient HRT.
    As to gluten intolerance, people with that used to just die, mostly.

    • @joshuahunt3032
      @joshuahunt3032 Месяц назад +12

      I suspect autistic people were probably around even longer than the changeling records, given some aspects of it could’ve been remarkably useful for the survival of groups of hunter-gatherers. In a way, for all we know, autistic people could’ve been nature’s specialists. And I hypothesize this as someone on the spectrum myself.

    • @Fayanora
      @Fayanora Месяц назад +2

      @@joshuahunt3032 Yes exactly

    • @gordonfreeman7187
      @gordonfreeman7187 Месяц назад

      Those ancient Greeks had some serious issues.

    • @ItstoadXD
      @ItstoadXD Месяц назад

      :o I’m a fairy? :o

    • @Fayanora
      @Fayanora Месяц назад

      @@gordonfreeman7187 The urine of pregnant mares contains feminizing hormones. It was ancient HRT.

  • @caitlinabbott7895
    @caitlinabbott7895 2 месяца назад +71

    Jack Singing Bits
    3:42 El0n Musk
    6:02 Screenshot
    23:25 Trains

  • @marlyd
    @marlyd Месяц назад +42

    Reading together is actually really nice. Both sitting together and both reading or picking a book to buddy read and discuss together are really fun things to do, I do so with both my partner and friends and family. Especially fun with long distance friends, something to regularly talk about together.

    • @MauveMimi
      @MauveMimi Месяц назад +1

      thats what i thought as well. reading with other people is quite common, you even do it in school. there are also book clubs. ig just a very poor example on the narrators part lol.

  • @edcaldwell4326
    @edcaldwell4326 2 месяца назад +328

    10:42 "What of note is produced in France?"
    My immediate thought: Uh, your Statue of Liberty?

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 2 месяца назад +15

      French cheese? Oh wait, it's banned in US.

    • @edcaldwell4326
      @edcaldwell4326 2 месяца назад +4

      @@ceu160193 French fries

    • @AlbertaGeek
      @AlbertaGeek 2 месяца назад +36

      Oh, they'll just wine about that.

    • @hiccupwarrior89
      @hiccupwarrior89 2 месяца назад +9

      @@edcaldwell4326 they're belgian

    • @nadhindrahakim4761
      @nadhindrahakim4761 2 месяца назад +8

      @@AlbertaGeek That was actually good, take my like and get out.

  • @davidrw61
    @davidrw61 Месяц назад +14

    I DO remember the 70's & 80's. I WAS autistic; but didn't get diagnosed until 2018. That diagnosis gave me a new, very useful, perspective on the difficulties I've had ALL MY LIFE.
    Just because we didn't know about it doesn't mean it didn't exist. (But, of course, what you're REALLY saying is that you miss the days when it was OK to be ignorant of these things....)

    • @havanadaurcy1321
      @havanadaurcy1321 День назад

      Bet she/he/it wants racism cartoons against Asians back too

  • @Andizu1
    @Andizu1 Месяц назад +16

    "Find a schoolbus in the morning and just get on it"
    Love it. I'm SO going to use that at some point.

  • @dimensionlord1770
    @dimensionlord1770 2 месяца назад +100

    11:00 The Guillotine, I'd say that one was of note, I mean I saw this post and it was the first thing to "pop up off the top of my head"

    • @alex_wolfdev
      @alex_wolfdev 2 месяца назад +10

      would’ve been better suited on a r/puns video, but here, take my like

    • @Bonnie_friend
      @Bonnie_friend 20 дней назад

      ​@@alex_wolfdev11:35 I actually had a pun myself. Jon Bon Pony, isn't he the guy that sang "Living on a Mare"?

  • @lukeytron
    @lukeytron 2 месяца назад +31

    As an Irishman, I loved the way you switched to the Irish accent for the "ya absolute gowl" one.

    • @Basterdio123
      @Basterdio123 Месяц назад +2

      It was an actual good one aswell lol

  • @ThatDigitalDemon
    @ThatDigitalDemon Месяц назад +7

    21:20
    "In South Dakota, we're having babies (for lunch)!"
    That is incredible.

  • @StormKupo08
    @StormKupo08 Месяц назад +7

    23:34 I at one point sat down and tried to see what the most effective way of transport I could come up with would be like, and after spending like half an hour going from one thing to another and thinking about different ways to do it. I had a very effecient form of transport! Then I realised I reinvented the train...

  • @WarneD1
    @WarneD1 2 месяца назад +45

    15:00 why do I get the feeling that this family photo is what Grock spat out when prompted with “Elon Musk Happy Family.”

    • @lisuru5302
      @lisuru5302 2 месяца назад +5

      I THOUGHT THE SAME, Elon Musk though looks more AI generated then an AI generated photo of him would look 😂😂

  • @Boundwithflame23
    @Boundwithflame23 2 месяца назад +32

    12:16 can’t read a book together
    I mean…books clubs? 😅
    I know in this case “together” just means at the same time but if you both have a copy of the book you can each read at your own pace and then talk about what you read.
    So you’re still enjoying the activity and the book together in a way

  • @funnywelshman6380
    @funnywelshman6380 2 месяца назад +11

    DanTDM is wholesome and always comes across as someone who genuinely cares about people

  • @TyrannostarusRex
    @TyrannostarusRex 2 месяца назад +30

    The Alaska one is so real. Literally so many people in the lower 48 have no idea where Alaska is, that it’s part of the US and not Canada, or anything about it. Every time I talk to my student loan people, they think I’m in Arkansas and a few haven’t understood that I’m in Alaska.

    • @Green24152
      @Green24152 Месяц назад +2

      And this is why Plague Inc. just makes it a part of Canada.

  • @babyswole4511
    @babyswole4511 2 месяца назад +92

    I hate when they make video game movies of old games and then say “IT’S MEANT FOR KIDS” like the adults didn’t grow up with those games. Minecraft is 15 years old. There are absolutely adults who would love to see a movie about a game that’s been important to them for years.

  • @DaltonKevinM
    @DaltonKevinM 2 месяца назад +6

    At this point, worrying about harming our economy is akin to worrying about poisoning a cadaver

  • @Monster_Forgers
    @Monster_Forgers 2 месяца назад +30

    I love our wonderful narrators, they all bring a certain energy to the table

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester Месяц назад +9

    6:40 I love how the first response on reddit, whenever somebody posts or comments something stupid or slightly offensive, is to watch their post or comment history, and then publicly shame them

    • @tzarsalad
      @tzarsalad 24 дня назад +2

      In this case, it’s directly relevant. It would be one thing if they were having this argument, but this was Cbat guy or cylinder guy, and that was brought up, but in this instance, it’s deserved.

  • @BringMayFlowers
    @BringMayFlowers 2 месяца назад +58

    I'd get custom hoops that read "dinosaur".

  • @shadowstrider42
    @shadowstrider42 2 месяца назад +65

    I am not against content creators getting financial stability for entertaining the masses, but logan paul should not be their spokesperson... or anyone's spokesperson for that matter.

  • @epichoagie5999
    @epichoagie5999 Месяц назад +14

    13:30 I hate to agree with a boomer here, but like...yeah, historically speaking, he's right. The US education system was never meant to educate people beyond worker drone status.

    • @Arandomguywhoisdumb
      @Arandomguywhoisdumb Месяц назад

      *worker drone?*

    • @w..1113
      @w..1113 19 дней назад +2

      That's true, but it's not like that's a good thing which should be defended... And someone whose job requires them to check people's ID's and passports should *at least* know which territories belong to the country they work in.

    • @epichoagie5999
      @epichoagie5999 19 дней назад +1

      @w..1113 well yeah that's how it SHOULD be. And I never defended it. I'm saying I'm not surprised.

  • @TheElementalGemsStudios
    @TheElementalGemsStudios Месяц назад +4

    12:15, I say this as a guy, who is both an avid gamer and an avid book reader, with a girlfriend who loves reading and playing games as well, we love talking about our books, and occasionally we will just… read a book together and hang out, or we will play a game together, so yes you can read a book with your partner together, as well as play games, love your videos! Just saying

  • @StypidRoofer
    @StypidRoofer 2 месяца назад +195

    My boy callin us snacks like we delicious 😭😭😭😭

    • @markivantv4395
      @markivantv4395 2 месяца назад +11

      Who said you aren't

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 2 месяца назад

      ​@@markivantv4395Only one way to find out!

    • @LocalCertifiedBear
      @LocalCertifiedBear 2 месяца назад +2

      ⁠Madlad saw a chance and shot it. Respect.

    • @buggy96
      @buggy96 2 месяца назад

      Blocky what are you doing here​@@markivantv4395

    • @very_weird_person
      @very_weird_person 2 месяца назад +3

      I mean with that pfp you might as well be

  • @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985
    @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985 2 месяца назад +17

    2:49 the devastation of multiple ocean ecosystems, removing major port cities from the ocean, cost, the fact we can easily fit multiple European countries in our borders.

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 Месяц назад +1

      It's a literal James Bond villain plan

    • @syedalirizwan-ok7qm
      @syedalirizwan-ok7qm Месяц назад +2

      Or the fact that the material required to fill it would be impossible.

  • @kurotsuki7427
    @kurotsuki7427 2 месяца назад +63

    Im a snack? Do i involve cheese? The best snacks involve cheese

    • @jordan_cagle
      @jordan_cagle 2 месяца назад +10

      It depends, if you’re lactose intolerant, then yes it definitely does need cheese, but if not, this can change based on the person’s preference. Me, I am feeling like I want some of those pigs in a blanket with cheese dipping sauce, or smokies.

    • @mage1439
      @mage1439 2 месяца назад +3

      @@jordan_cagle BRB, getting some lil smokies and a packet of velveeta.

    • @jordan_cagle
      @jordan_cagle 2 месяца назад +3

      @@mage1439 same. I’m going to the store to get some hotdogs and croissant dough with some cheese to make some.

    • @Mag3.1415
      @Mag3.1415 2 месяца назад +2

      You can only become a good snack if you bathe in cheese daily for a week.

    • @zKrieger
      @zKrieger 2 месяца назад +1

      Ya just make sure the mold isn't cheesy

  • @blakehatfield7328
    @blakehatfield7328 2 месяца назад +34

    20:14 didn’t expect to see lumity on emkay today

    • @daanwilmer
      @daanwilmer 2 месяца назад

      Me neither, but I love it!
      For who doesn't know what this is about: go and watch The Owl House. It's amazing! Also, Dana Terrace (who posted the reply-tweet) is the creator and showrunner.

    • @erorr.sanitynotavailable6937
      @erorr.sanitynotavailable6937 2 месяца назад +4

      Classic Dana W.

  • @js8303
    @js8303 2 месяца назад +58

    I love how he just called us snacks😭

  • @Shovel_lover-j8g
    @Shovel_lover-j8g Месяц назад +8

    10:20 bro casually forgets about the battle sisters, slanesh and her daemons, guardsmen, and the psykers.

  • @redpandamurphy
    @redpandamurphy 2 месяца назад +33

    14:23. To see one of our lads finally push back on the Americans for the bs they talk about with being related to Ireland brings a tear to my eye. That's not to say that we hate ye, but if your closest relation to Ireland is a grampa's cousin twice removed, you don't really have a relation with Ireland. And for the other American's who have a closer link to ireland, please at least visit so that you actually know what it's like to live here, and join in the craic.

    • @waandeo7839
      @waandeo7839 2 месяца назад

      Yeah, we kinda suck.

  • @aribantala
    @aribantala 2 месяца назад +6

    12:15
    You can though, Jack. The concept of "Multiple copies of the same book" or, "a Kindle (e-book tablet)" exist

  • @jonahwade9683
    @jonahwade9683 2 месяца назад +15

    18:34 personally, one of my favorites from this vid

    • @TwiliPaladin
      @TwiliPaladin 2 месяца назад +7

      There is NO recovering from that.

    • @curefestive1774
      @curefestive1774 2 месяца назад +7

      There's literally nothing Vikki can do at that point. Lol

  • @ampisbadatthis
    @ampisbadatthis 2 месяца назад +56

    "you can't socialise while reading a book" oh boy, that's the worst argument I've ever heard! have you heard of a book club? a group reading?

    • @wandy8842
      @wandy8842 2 месяца назад +8

      You are not socialiazing "while reading" though, except if you are reading out loud I guess. You mostly share what you have read after reading.
      But I don't think this was to downplay reading but to show how ridiculous the first argument is. Yet, you will never hear anyone say anything against reading books (or at least not before you describe what kind of books you are reading...).

    • @HinataShoyo-lv6sp
      @HinataShoyo-lv6sp 2 месяца назад +1

      Its not fun tho

    • @ampisbadatthis
      @ampisbadatthis 2 месяца назад +7

      @wandy8842 That is fair, yes, but I did mention group reading to cover that (like a table read of a comic/book/play, etc. with friends)
      and don't get me wrong, I understand his point and agree with most of it, the only part I disagree with is that there are "social" and "anti-social" hobbies. I don't think gaming is better or worse because you *can* play multiplayer or in a vc, especially because you can also play singleplayer or with strangers (without voice)
      my point was really to provide some counter examples to that specific part of the argument, sorry if my exaggerations came across as dismissive.

    • @wandy8842
      @wandy8842 2 месяца назад +4

      @@ampisbadatthis Ah then that's my bad I didn't know group reading was something like that.

    • @CottonCandyy69
      @CottonCandyy69 2 месяца назад

      @@HinataShoyo-lv6sp your opinion

  • @necroprogaming6851
    @necroprogaming6851 2 месяца назад +17

    Warhammer: LITERALLY THE ENTIRETY OF THE SISTERS OF BATTLE, also sisters of silence, Astra Militarum, and more. The only explicit no-females factions are the Space Marines and any adjacent factions like chaos space marines and grey knights. This for lore reasons involving how space marines are made.

    • @gabrote42
      @gabrote42 2 месяца назад +1

      Living Saints saving the battle moment.

    • @virgilmcmath6363
      @virgilmcmath6363 2 месяца назад

      don't forget the orks
      they don't seem to have any genders among them

  • @davidrw61
    @davidrw61 Месяц назад +5

    @13:44- You never lived it because NO ONE ever lived it. It's a fake, phony illusion of simplicity that ignores the complex reality of what life was actually like (at the dawn of the Cold War & nuclear paranoia). This is the trouble-free, perfect-life fantasy that was being sold on TV at the time. It was no more real than an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" or "The Brady Bunch". You can't "go back" to something that never existed.

  • @TemmieUnderTF2TransRights
    @TemmieUnderTF2TransRights Месяц назад +3

    5:30 I love these interactions so much

  • @marissat7150
    @marissat7150 2 месяца назад +16

    21:21
    there's the dark humor we love to see

    • @Captaincory1
      @Captaincory1 2 месяца назад +4

      I laughed when I noticed it was the self confessed puppy killer who was ignoring child mortality rates

    • @RocketCouch
      @RocketCouch 2 месяца назад

      Hey you snacks!

  • @aribantala
    @aribantala 2 месяца назад +4

    10:45
    "What of note is produced in France"
    The muskets, bullets, uniforms, cannons, and even ships that gave your nation their independence from the British

  • @xdtjv2843
    @xdtjv2843 Месяц назад +3

    Reading might be a solo thing, but it's very easy to extract reading into a social realm by having discussions about the themes and motives, and the good and bad parts. You read them alone, but you understand them together. However, the point still stands, gaming is a great social activity, even though it is often seen as an incel one.

  • @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337
    @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337 2 месяца назад +9

    I feel like a Noah’s Arc theme park could potentially work, you could have like a lot of different exhibits talking about all manner of animals, most likely whatever ones are explicitly mentioned in that story, make it like a really advanced zoo or something. It could theoretically work
    Ken Ham probably shouldn’t run it tho with hypocritical takes like that

    • @midnight4685
      @midnight4685 2 месяца назад +5

      It’s called the Creation Museum and it’s styled a bit like a museum. Unfortunately it’s just to say that the creation story of the Bible is completely true, and that the flood is why we think the Earth is billions of years old when it’s actually 6000 (arbitrary number gotten by adding up the ages of the men in the Bible). It doesn’t account for all the different habitats creatures would need and the boat couldn’t fit the amounts of food every creature would need. It doesn’t explain those and instead spends many of its exhibits blandly insulting science.
      It’s a bit strange.

  • @RaveWolfTheSwede
    @RaveWolfTheSwede Месяц назад +3

    "You cant read a book together"
    Bro's never heard of a book club :D

  • @Ostermond
    @Ostermond Месяц назад +6

    the thing with techbros is that they’re cripplingly terrified of the working class - hence them trying to make all these ridiculous gadgetbahns to “fix traffic” when the answer (trains) has been right there the whole time. They see “trains” and think “ew, poors”.

    • @wumi2419
      @wumi2419 28 дней назад +1

      The other side has the same problem but with emissions.
      Do what has been done for centuries and implement cleaner and more efficient methods of burning hydrocarbons/coal? No, just close it all and replace with solar and more batteries than can ever be produced.

  • @xdtjv2843
    @xdtjv2843 Месяц назад +2

    "People seem to forget that adults are just tall children with more responsibilities, life experience and trauma" - Perfection

  • @Anodyne_Akôn
    @Anodyne_Akôn 2 месяца назад +28

    "Unpopular opinion" : Some of the stupidest, most idiotic and inane shit you can imagine.

    • @Luigicat11
      @Luigicat11 2 месяца назад +11

      Either that or something so common sense you wonder what rock that person has lived under to believe it's unpopular. There's no in-between.

    • @Luigicat11
      @Luigicat11 2 месяца назад +3

      But yes, the examples in this video that got clapped back on are definitely the former.

  • @Duckie_is_coming
    @Duckie_is_coming 2 месяца назад +5

    Fun fact, one of the biggest nuclear rod recyclers are the french and they do it so good
    Its like every 100 used rods makes 90 new rods(90%)(im not sure tho,someone pls fact check)

  • @DuckiesLeDuck
    @DuckiesLeDuck 2 месяца назад +3

    2:39
    As a Dutch person, I'm gonna be yapping a bit:
    Just coming in with the door in house, no, that would not be possible. Building dykes in water of that depth would, simply put, be impossible, and if not physically, financially. It already takes a lot to maintain the little polders we have in the Netherlands, ensuring one of that size and that depth will stay put is a task not yet possible with our current technology. The only reason we Dutch people aren't having floods constantly is because we tamed the dragon that is the sea. You ever wonder why there's a North Sea and no South Sea? Yeah that's a lake now. Can't say the same for the USA and the ATLANTIC OCEAN.
    Source: I live in a country that's for like 1/3 under sea level and we get lessons on this topic at like 7/8 years old. It ain't rocket science.

  • @cyberwomble7524
    @cyberwomble7524 2 месяца назад +5

    "Can't read a book together" - thousands of fandoms disagree...

  • @joeywomer
    @joeywomer 2 месяца назад +25

    Funny how an AI image of Elon Musk looks better than the actual thing.

    • @AlbertaGeek
      @AlbertaGeek 2 месяца назад +4

      He kept cranking them out until he found one he like and posted that.

    • @flybacker10
      @flybacker10 2 месяца назад +1

      @@AlbertaGeek its not elon that posted it

  • @simlover00
    @simlover00 2 месяца назад +7

    13:26 😂makes sense now that so many Americans think Europe consists only of London, Paris and rome

  • @lisuru5302
    @lisuru5302 2 месяца назад +6

    14:55 Elon looks more AI generated then an AI generated photo of him would look.

  • @diamondmx3076
    @diamondmx3076 Месяц назад +1

    You absolutely can read a book together. Buy two copies, read through at a similar pace. Buy it on audiobook, listen together and cuddle. Read it at separate times and talk about it. Lots of ways to read a book together!

  • @As_Ztupid
    @As_Ztupid 2 месяца назад +663

    Super Duper Spoiler warning⚠️
    (If you red this without watching the video you WILL die)
    "hey you snacks" 💀💀💀

    • @alex_wolfdev
      @alex_wolfdev 2 месяца назад +62

      “I’m the jack that smiles back”

    • @Samurai_Stoner
      @Samurai_Stoner 2 месяца назад +11

      Am I a snack?

    • @UntitledVideoChannel
      @UntitledVideoChannel 2 месяца назад +4

      Please put a timestamp before commenting a quote. The video is 25 minutes long.

    • @SaneAcorn2389
      @SaneAcorn2389 2 месяца назад +2

      Thanks for spoiling the video

    • @brycethoreson9216
      @brycethoreson9216 2 месяца назад

      With that comment plus skull emojis, I have come to the conclusion that you are a necrophiliac

  • @xavierventress2639
    @xavierventress2639 2 месяца назад +18

    Am I the only one who has jack as favorite narrator on emkay

    • @Dangerzone334ArchiveOfficial
      @Dangerzone334ArchiveOfficial 2 месяца назад

      Nope, his sense of humor is basically the same as mine 😂

    • @TheCrowFrend
      @TheCrowFrend 2 месяца назад +1

      Tbh, I think Damien has the slightest lead he's just like me fr

  • @roempoetliar7995
    @roempoetliar7995 2 месяца назад +10

    maybe you cant read a book together, but with a good book and a some persuasion check you can infect them and passionately talk about it together(well it goes with any hobies... BUT STILL!)

  • @Capster097
    @Capster097 2 месяца назад +6

    13:17 and that’s the problem. That is why people want to reform the education system

  • @amelioravictoriadionyssia3323
    @amelioravictoriadionyssia3323 2 месяца назад +5

    "It is a misconception that people should not smoke"
    - Alfaric of Wyndham baby

  • @kevinfloresjaramillo7009
    @kevinfloresjaramillo7009 Месяц назад +1

    2:42 Rayquaza. That's what stopping you and in a very convincing manner

  • @dontaskquestions8721
    @dontaskquestions8721 Месяц назад +5

    22:44 Forbidden Gummy

  • @LocalGiganfan1980
    @LocalGiganfan1980 Месяц назад +3

    Can confirm human tastes like Ham/Pork.
    Don’t ask how I know.

  • @Kwispy_and_Scattered
    @Kwispy_and_Scattered Месяц назад +4

    2:40 Maxie of Team Magma is that you?

  • @lilharm
    @lilharm 2 месяца назад +19

    10:44 the wine your mother was drinking while pregnant with you, Red

  • @gatex33d74
    @gatex33d74 2 месяца назад +3

    Every time an old subreddit is featured in a video, i play the game "count until politics", in which you count the amount of posts shown until you see anything related to American politics
    In this video it took the surprising and insane amount of 3 (three) posts, and it could have been 2 if you accept the british museum as politics

  • @neojustexists
    @neojustexists 23 дня назад +1

    8:14 i literally have been playing Minecraft since i was 11, im 24 now and i like how the movie looks so far. People are entitled to their opinion, but sometimes opinions are better off kept to themselves.

  • @LaifaCanyonLurker
    @LaifaCanyonLurker 2 месяца назад +5

    16:19 tbh i don't think relationships are worth literally sacrificing yourself over. Life is short, don't spend it on someone who doesn't appreciate you! I may be aroace but it just lets me see clearly that being lonely is BETTER than this.

    • @ItstoadXD
      @ItstoadXD Месяц назад +1

      No, no you are correct

  • @W1LD_and_his_voices
    @W1LD_and_his_voices 2 месяца назад +7

    Well someone failed geography class.

  • @staticnoise_
    @staticnoise_ 2 месяца назад +4

    10:26
    This is the level of insult I could only dream of coming up with on the spot

  • @HANAKINskywoker
    @HANAKINskywoker 2 месяца назад +5

    19:35 technically it is
    Nobody said that unpopular opinion can't be stupid

  • @AkilGoldsboro
    @AkilGoldsboro Месяц назад +4

    Brennan lee mulligan is hilarious

  • @benpotato9994
    @benpotato9994 2 месяца назад +2

    "12min 20 seconds in, you can "read" books together if its an audiobook, although it might not truly be reading to some

  • @jemoeder1457
    @jemoeder1457 2 месяца назад +26

    3:00 my Dutch ass laughing in Flevolands, just try more

    • @OxPolya
      @OxPolya 2 месяца назад +1

      Omg 😂I love this comnent

    • @realgod1002
      @realgod1002 2 месяца назад +1

      Indeed. but then again we the Dutch are the country that every other country comes running to when ANYTHING involving Water needs to be done xD. So even IF they would try they have to come crawling to us with tears in their eyes to see HOW we do it xD

    • @nieqai
      @nieqai 2 месяца назад +1

      i ran to the comments to see if anyone mentioned this. clearly they didnt try hard enough. we are pros at turning water into land.

  • @elvingearmasterirma7241
    @elvingearmasterirma7241 27 дней назад +1

    You can read a book together actually! But it can be hard because it is easier to find a game you both enjoy as apposed to a genre you both enjoy

  • @mikethewhizz5085
    @mikethewhizz5085 Месяц назад +1

    Watching emkay without hearing Robin's opinions is my favorite

  • @enderkatze6129
    @enderkatze6129 Месяц назад +2

    13:15 medieval peasant ahh mindset

  • @CyanicusTwice
    @CyanicusTwice Месяц назад +2

    23:26. Not only that but trains predate cars by over 80 years

  • @FrancisR420
    @FrancisR420 Месяц назад +2

    16:40 I relate to that guy as i too am afraid of power tools, they're so loud and nobody's been sucked into a hand tool.

  • @durk5331
    @durk5331 2 месяца назад +5

    The Main Problem with people thinking there aren't Queer Kids is, if there weren't Queer Kids, there wouldn't be Queer Adults....

  • @bearlyachannel5694
    @bearlyachannel5694 2 месяца назад +5

    2:40 for those who don’t know that was supposed to a joke referring how stupid the alantropa was.
    Alantropa was a proposition to the Spain government on draining the Mediterranean Sea.
    And I assume the original post was exaggerating the stupidity of the original idea

    • @nieqai
      @nieqai 2 месяца назад +1

      how stupid is it though? the dutch drained parts of the (now ex-)Zuiderzee to create the modern day province of Flevoland. now this isnt nearly as big as the mediterranean sea but still..... maybe they didnt employ enough dutch engineers xD

  • @1withthelion
    @1withthelion 2 месяца назад +1

    7:55 This is exactly why My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic skyrocketed in popularity for both kids and adults, I never would've expected to fall in love with the show, but then I realized it had such a large following of people in their adult years so I decided to check it out and before long I was sucked in. I also found out that many a people who were disgusted with Bronies ended up becoming one once they gave it a try

  • @AlexandarHullRichter
    @AlexandarHullRichter 2 месяца назад +36

    Just going to throw out there, the very existence of dog breeds is proof of evolution. If a creature couldn't evolve into a different type of creature, all dogs would appear to be the same, and not as completely separate looking breeds.

    • @Dma-x3q
      @Dma-x3q Месяц назад +3

      Also cat breeds, a lot of different plant species, shrimp breeds, etc.

  • @jfjdheudchxjxj8238
    @jfjdheudchxjxj8238 Месяц назад +1

    how can bro go from sounding like your every day dude as friendly as a kid's tv show mailman, to an asmr voice actor th (his intro for context)

  • @shiko-hirosuki
    @shiko-hirosuki 2 месяца назад +14

    Man, we can never escape the Lunchly drama, can we...? 24:34

    • @arcticfluffyfoxy
      @arcticfluffyfoxy Месяц назад +1

      escape???
      are you really on their side????

    • @shiko-hirosuki
      @shiko-hirosuki Месяц назад +2

      @arcticfluffyfoxy What? Whose side?

    • @maxalon2479
      @maxalon2479 24 дня назад

      @@shiko-hirosukiLunchly’s

    • @shiko-hirosuki
      @shiko-hirosuki 23 дня назад +3

      @@maxalon2479 I hate Lunchly's with a passion. I just think that the drama is getting redundant at this point.

    • @maxalon2479
      @maxalon2479 21 день назад +2

      @@shiko-hirosuki true -_-
      like damn bro it’s been more than a month since this all began, please shut up and stop harassing them, tf they doing to you

  • @Alverant
    @Alverant 2 месяца назад +22

    Ah yes, Muskie being all about "free speech" until he's offended.

  • @rambofan334
    @rambofan334 Месяц назад +4

    11:20 Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

  • @twisty3858
    @twisty3858 2 месяца назад +4

    23:23 We should change the saying of trying to reinvent the wheel to trying to reinvent the train instead.

  • @Charles-xc7hb
    @Charles-xc7hb 19 дней назад +1

    2:43 but you can though although the technique is usually only used on the China sea to make islands and is usually done on shallow waters, basically it is using sand from somewhere like a desert and just dumping it into the water, it may not be as big as she wants it to be as i believe it is vary deep there so aka a money issue and no doubt it would cause environmental damage aka a ethical issue but it could give more land maybe like a mile or so of extra land from North to south but likely not much more

  • @efad3215
    @efad3215 2 месяца назад +14

    2:37 It is sadly.

    • @souldragon9130
      @souldragon9130 2 месяца назад

      What exactly?

    • @efad3215
      @efad3215 2 месяца назад

      @souldragon9130 Sorry if I reply a few times I don't mean to spam but yt is being weird with my comment on my end.

    • @efad3215
      @efad3215 2 месяца назад +2

      @@souldragon9130 Breonna Taylor

    • @AkiUwUx3
      @AkiUwUx3 Месяц назад +1

      @@efad3215 I could've swore it was actually just referencing the ATF

  • @Theturtleman123
    @Theturtleman123 Месяц назад +2

    Biggest burn ever 18:30 💀

  • @RJDavis-ku5ct
    @RJDavis-ku5ct Месяц назад +4

    13:10 except for making sure you dont go to jail for illegal border crossing

  • @THE_BIG_SHOT_circa-1997
    @THE_BIG_SHOT_circa-1997 2 месяца назад +8

    HELL YHA THE OWL HOUSE

    • @GeckoTech_Engineer
      @GeckoTech_Engineer 2 месяца назад +1

      Owl house, gravity falls, amphibia and big city greens are the best things that came out of Disney in my opinion

  • @leokeatonn
    @leokeatonn 2 месяца назад +4

    Seeing posts like the one at 18:16 again always reminds me of when I used to watch @SorrowTV back in the day, I can only read these in the voices he would use. Miss that guy, hope he's doing ok.

  • @hexagonalchaos
    @hexagonalchaos Месяц назад +1

    the snack that smiles back is back

  • @chefcircuit5392
    @chefcircuit5392 2 месяца назад +7

    I don’t drink so I might be wrong, but isn’t champagne made EXCLUSIVELY in France…?
    Edit: nvm he said ir

  • @westonmarks925
    @westonmarks925 2 месяца назад +3

    16:45 it baffles me how people don’t understand the principle of the BETTERMENT OF SOCIETY.