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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @battlesheep2552
    @battlesheep2552 7 дней назад +210

    1999: "i need attention so i bought an excessively big car"
    2024: "i need attention because my meme truck is trying to kill me"

    • @dmk12345
      @dmk12345 7 дней назад +9

      I’m guessing the meme truck you’re referring to is the one that looks like it came from the PlayStation 1.

  • @yoshisreal
    @yoshisreal 7 дней назад +45

    0:46 the difference here is that, despite being insufferable due to occupying like 80% of the entire road, the hummer is at least actually drivable.
    The cybertruck not only is a nuisance to other drivers for various reasons, but it can also just either straight up kill you or break down far easier than even a fucking 1982 Renault Fuego.
    If you really had to drive one of these two vehicles, just pick the one that lets you watch Madagascar while you're driving. (As in, not the cybertruck.)

  • @titush.3195
    @titush.3195 7 дней назад +87

    6:00 My hamster looking at me right before he runs straight into the lit fireplace

  • @evanwoodward6376
    @evanwoodward6376 7 дней назад +159

    13:00 Is that a Liberian flag? There’s a subreddit called r/accidentallyliberia for Americans with two brain cells that can’t recognise their own flag.

    • @Sine_Vox
      @Sine_Vox 7 дней назад +9

      yes it is liberia indeed

    • @grilledpook
      @grilledpook 7 дней назад +8

      very specific, but glad it exists.

    • @facundootero7973
      @facundootero7973 7 дней назад +7

      Bold of you to assume that they have any braincells

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 7 дней назад +6

      The Malaysian and Chilean flags also make appearances in that subreddit.

    • @alexiserlexcc
      @alexiserlexcc 7 дней назад

      She doesn’t need to hear what the liberal doctors say! She only listens to Liberian doctors!

  • @itamareizikovich6973
    @itamareizikovich6973 7 дней назад +114

    I used to take care of lovebirds.
    They had those upside-down plastic bottles they would drink from, it was very convenient to fill up.
    Every once in a while I had to get rid of the algae build up on the sides so it wouldn't pollute the water too much.
    I have done it many times, but not once have I considered using it for French pastry, not once.
    8:43

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 7 дней назад +11

      Thing is, i've tasted matcha, odds are if they made that thing correctly it would have tasted good, it was just ugly as hell.
      There's also a decent chance they didn't.

    • @BetterCallBigShotAutos
      @BetterCallBigShotAutos 6 дней назад

      デルタルーン
      0o​@@Nyghtkingiuu5uuhgeerhrjj

    • @itamareizikovich6973
      @itamareizikovich6973 4 дня назад

      @@BetterCallBigShotAutos lovely.

  • @matthewhalo1799
    @matthewhalo1799 7 дней назад +23

    “God will keep me healthy”
    Says the lady using oxygen left over from her cancer

  • @Nahyoudontgetthat
    @Nahyoudontgetthat 7 дней назад +83

    8:29 ..... Damien...... I warned you about putting turds on my screen! Krampus is coming, bro! Don't beg cause it's already done!

    • @yousseftamer4943
      @yousseftamer4943 7 дней назад +2

      Damien is getting coal this Christmas.

    • @Nahyoudontgetthat
      @Nahyoudontgetthat 7 дней назад +1

      @@yousseftamer4943 You.... don't know what the original Krampus was....
      He's getting put in a sack and beaten with a branch

    • @NintendoNate1theE2TankEngine
      @NintendoNate1theE2TankEngine 7 дней назад +1

      ...who's gonna tell this guy that Krampus isn't real?

    • @Nahyoudontgetthat
      @Nahyoudontgetthat 7 дней назад

      @@NintendoNate1theE2TankEngine Welcome to the *List*

    • @grimmason7377
      @grimmason7377 6 дней назад +1

      Your pfp looks Dennis Daily being peeping Tom in 9:00 am and distorted to most confusing way possible

  • @snowbelltheicewing66
    @snowbelltheicewing66 7 дней назад +17

    2:45 YOOOOO IT'S THE PILOT GUY a bit ago I used to obsessively watch his videos, I would be summoned at the mere mention of aircraft.

  • @pine_demon
    @pine_demon 6 дней назад +16

    That matcha croissant looks like what you would see in the toilet if you insisted on making everything in your diet matcha like this girl

    • @skellington8090
      @skellington8090 19 часов назад

      The longer I watched, the more unappetizing it looked!

  • @seagullz.1019
    @seagullz.1019 7 дней назад +39

    3:19
    that guy looks like he's slowly devolving into a gorilla fursuit.

    • @Cuddly-Cactus
      @Cuddly-Cactus 5 дней назад

      @seagullz.1019
      Yes! I literally thought, "wow bro just looks like he's devolving in real time with that look!" 🤣💀
      Glad I'm not the only that it, cheers buddy! 🥂🍻

  • @muffyxmind
    @muffyxmind 7 дней назад +382

    How are unicorns fake but giraffes real. Like what's more believable? A horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel hybrid that's 40 foot.

    • @Nethaura
      @Nethaura 7 дней назад +52

      Stolen but still funny

    • @muffyxmind
      @muffyxmind 7 дней назад +26

      @@Nethaura Oh yeah I found it on the Internet

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 7 дней назад +19

      It's because the believability of something in no way affects whether or not it exists, something that Flat Earther's are unable to grasp.

    • @humbleebumblee
      @humbleebumblee 7 дней назад +2

      Oh idk, probably because the fact wr actually see giraffes on the daily?

    • @PatshraygKawlinse-o4b
      @PatshraygKawlinse-o4b 7 дней назад

      @@humbleebumbleeWhσ αςτυαllγ sεεs gιrαffεs dαιlγ? Uηlεss γσυ ωοrκ ιη α ζοο, ι gυεss. Or sσmε ραrτs σf αfrιςα.

  • @squidwardshouse5431
    @squidwardshouse5431 7 дней назад +42

    Rick Ross looks like an introverted Tarantula

    • @heleninglis9961
      @heleninglis9961 7 дней назад +1

      Don't insult my pets like that!!!!!
      But yeah, unfortunately, I see what you mean😂

    • @CouncilBloom
      @CouncilBloom 7 дней назад +2

      Yeah some of yall just be saying random shit

  • @LAPCGames
    @LAPCGames 6 дней назад +2

    8:30
    I felt a great disturbance in the France...as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

  • @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl
    @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl 7 дней назад +6

    9:35 I saw this insult years ago and I am still looking for the video it came from, just to see how bad that music was. That comment has lived in my head rent free since 2019.
    And her response at 16:07 is just perfect.

  • @trashotaku
    @trashotaku 6 дней назад +2

    11:13 That cat looks like it’s wearing the skin of another cat like a turtleneck jumpsuit

  • @Why-vz2sc
    @Why-vz2sc 6 дней назад +4

    Saying that the cat looked like it came from Where the Wild Things Are was way to accurate

  • @someonessidechannel1485
    @someonessidechannel1485 6 дней назад +4

    that croissant at 8:30.... bro i've seen dog crap that looked healthier than that. that looked like the shriveled up loose stool of a very sick dog

    • @SeahawksFTW2014
      @SeahawksFTW2014 4 дня назад

      And then stuff squished out... Great big pile of NOPE 😂

  • @fibecheee
    @fibecheee 7 дней назад +7

    2:44 Not 74Gear 😭

  • @dragonmaster4627
    @dragonmaster4627 7 дней назад +8

    Simon Cowell looks like an alternate from the Mandela catalogue

  • @IrisTheiforgotten
    @IrisTheiforgotten 7 дней назад +4

    5:09
    bro fucking paragraph'd his ass 😭

  • @Idont_eatcrocs
    @Idont_eatcrocs 7 дней назад +20

    8:29 who wrapped the croissant in fresh straight-from-the-ocean seaweed

  • @pandynogatonga
    @pandynogatonga 7 дней назад +6

    8:29 i thought it was a baby crocodile being torn apart for a second.

  • @DrIgnacious
    @DrIgnacious 7 дней назад +9

    6:10 they didn't do my boy Noel like that 😂

  • @thingdoer2
    @thingdoer2 7 дней назад +4

    they cooked way too hard for these insults to be called rare

  • @celticsuave
    @celticsuave 7 дней назад +4

    1:58 I am dead lmao. This was the best roast I've seen in my entire life.

  • @itsOasus
    @itsOasus 7 дней назад +5

    So much Damien. Damien makes me happy. :)

  • @kiti_cat524
    @kiti_cat524 7 дней назад +7

    2:20 smells like teen girl squad

    • @darrylwilliams6888
      @darrylwilliams6888 6 дней назад +1

      But who are they tho

    • @alyssabaines7911
      @alyssabaines7911 5 дней назад

      @@darrylwilliams6888a music group called boygenius
      members are lucy dacus, julien baker and phoebe bridgers - they all have solo careers and sometimes work together to make music as boygenius

  • @zakkybounce
    @zakkybounce 7 дней назад +12

    I was hoping for a new rare insults vid. Nice!

  • @evanchismark3092
    @evanchismark3092 7 дней назад +7

    0:15 I wonder if anyone replied to him with something related to "An Hero".

  • @R.K_Chalkboard
    @R.K_Chalkboard 7 дней назад +4

    14:11 Why does this guy look like if Coffeezilla drank too much and got hungover?

  • @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
    @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 7 дней назад +1

    5:58 Thank you. I now have a favorite insult. 😂

  • @Spexx368
    @Spexx368 6 дней назад

    13:42 his nonexistent eyebrows hiding behind the 1-way mirrors he strapped to his face really compliments the grinch smile he has going on

  • @TheGodofdrawing
    @TheGodofdrawing 7 дней назад +1

    9:48 Guy looks like the nerd emoji. I can physically hear the "ERM ACKSHUALLY" from the gap in those gaping teeth already.

  • @nashira-eo9tu
    @nashira-eo9tu 2 дня назад

    4:25 has been added into my vocabulary, *thanks.*

  • @dampsto5789
    @dampsto5789 7 дней назад +2

    8:28 my dog pooped that yesterday

  • @georgerobinson1252
    @georgerobinson1252 7 дней назад +15

    someone want to clue this Gen-x'er into what it means to 'flip a lucky'?

    • @clarabear501
      @clarabear501 7 дней назад +5

      Gen z here! I have no clue. 😅

    • @Yadnnday
      @Yadnnday 7 дней назад +10

      It's a smoking thing, people will flip a cigarette in the pack that they call a 'lucky' and won't smoke it til the rest are gone. Dunno why but it's a thing

    • @vixxcelacea2778
      @vixxcelacea2778 7 дней назад +13

      Apparently it started in WWII. People in service would flip a cigarette around in the pack because when they got down to the last one, it would signify surviving another day. At least, that's what I could find. Millennial here, never heard the phrase before this video.

  • @darcydreaming6931
    @darcydreaming6931 7 дней назад +1

    1:54 NOOOOO I HAVE AN UNCLE WHO SMILES LIKE THAT WHY YOU GOTTA DO HIM SO DIRTY

  • @dreadnought4089
    @dreadnought4089 7 дней назад +1

    13:29 Probably has been said before, but he looks like a Madam Tussauds replica of Simon Cowell ever so slowly melting due to an invisible candle.

  • @hluccaskywalker8329
    @hluccaskywalker8329 7 дней назад +1

    10:25 guy on the left looks like Robert Watered-Downey Jr.

  • @dangerguy9561
    @dangerguy9561 7 дней назад +1

    8:28
    Was eating thanksgiving leftovers (Canadian here) and this almost made me lose my appetite.

  • @DoughnutThatIsIdle
    @DoughnutThatIsIdle 7 дней назад +5

    11:09
    This cat is built like Cuddles's death from the 36th episode of Happy Tree Friends (Class Act).

  • @matthewelliott7294
    @matthewelliott7294 7 дней назад +3

    Over 3,000 views in 34 minutes, Emkay stayed on.👍

  • @xX_Gravity_Xx
    @xX_Gravity_Xx 4 дня назад

    At least the Hummer looked cool and functioned properly.
    The Cyber truck is the Hummer if it were compressed down to an 8bit image and then upscaled and reconstructed.

  • @АндрейЛотарев-и3п
    @АндрейЛотарев-и3п 6 дней назад

    6:40 I know a guy who drank 7 cups of coffee in one evening
    he felt terrible the next 2-3 days but that was all

  • @The_redcoats
    @The_redcoats 4 дня назад

    11:00 me when I try to argue with someone from Birmingham and they drop this

  • @taitano12
    @taitano12 7 дней назад

    Waddya mean "slowly becoming"?? Thoughty Two has always looked like that. 😂

  • @Alverant
    @Alverant День назад

    “God will keep me healthy”
    The next tweet will be her kids with a link to a gofundme to cover her funeral costs.

  • @fred8391
    @fred8391 7 дней назад +8

    8:43 thats not a croissant thats a croiaint

  • @SeahawksFTW2014
    @SeahawksFTW2014 4 дня назад

    That is not a croissant. It's an abomination that needs to be compelled by some sort of power...

  • @KellyBeeSan
    @KellyBeeSan 3 дня назад

    13:36 I IMMEDIATELY thought of Men In Black 😭😂🤣

  • @carisskrinkle9722
    @carisskrinkle9722 7 дней назад

    These are truly inspiring. I'm taking notes

  • @kezmsfilms1300
    @kezmsfilms1300 7 дней назад +1

    You know, when Jack Black was on screen I realised that EmKay sounds just like him, like really close my god

  • @fibecheee
    @fibecheee 7 дней назад +1

    3:18 Fuck it we devolve

  • @tardybloomer
    @tardybloomer 5 дней назад

    definitely going to use that last one bc zamn

  • @macklinillustration
    @macklinillustration 7 дней назад

    8:29 every maître pâtissier just felt a disturbance in the force

  • @TheNutshaq
    @TheNutshaq 7 дней назад

    MORE DAMIEN I LOVE DAMIEN

  • @trashotaku
    @trashotaku 6 дней назад

    13:46 this man looks like if you fused Dr. Doofenshmirtz with the penguin

  • @TrumpetsharkREAL
    @TrumpetsharkREAL 7 дней назад +3

    I’ve never been this earlier holy

  • @DevilmilkX3
    @DevilmilkX3 7 дней назад

    im wearing a bon jovi shirt the stars aligned

  • @miriamlogan3733
    @miriamlogan3733 3 дня назад

    7:57 Animals are generally slaughtered before they're adults so the meat is more tender, so Mr. Beast is, in fact, eating a dead child.

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 7 дней назад +1

    Day 252 of guessing the editor.
    0:16 Kenny.
    Day 2 of asking for the double narrator videos that haven't been uploaded yet.

  • @YOASTTOAST
    @YOASTTOAST 7 дней назад +1

    3:37 the guy who posted that reposted CP 😭😭heard of em today

  • @chaus1ku
    @chaus1ku 5 дней назад

    Last 3 were crazyyy

  • @protoborg
    @protoborg 4 дня назад

    Lay off the cybertruck, butthead!

  • @AdiG1
    @AdiG1 4 дня назад

    Why does that croissant look like something I lost under my bed when I was 12?

  • @user-lx8mk2wr2r
    @user-lx8mk2wr2r 7 дней назад +1

    6:10 love that man but it looks more like theirs a smaller guy on a bigger guy.

  • @phoenyxgames2030
    @phoenyxgames2030 6 дней назад

    Why did that simon cowell image look like an ild candle melting jesus

  • @AGREY-p1s
    @AGREY-p1s 7 дней назад +1

    15:09 not even a .1 gpa it’s just 0

  • @RegularSammykid2
    @RegularSammykid2 7 дней назад +1

    It’s back

  • @chajas5529
    @chajas5529 6 дней назад

    Damn, these insults are even rarer than the chances that I get a girlfriend.

  • @Werewolf_Boyo.From_CRK
    @Werewolf_Boyo.From_CRK 13 часов назад

    4:48
    I hate this subreddit, it basically requests people to insult the ones who had their bone(s) broken.

  • @noey75
    @noey75 7 дней назад

    9:29 OMG that's my dad making the comment!

    • @RainbowFlowerCrow
      @RainbowFlowerCrow 6 дней назад +1

      What's the source video? Because someone else in the comments and I are interested in hearing how bad the music was!

  • @Orionx280
    @Orionx280 7 дней назад

    Nice work I love your channel 😂

  • @Midorikonokami
    @Midorikonokami 6 дней назад

    "cold water with the memory of coffee" sir. Sir. You need to post that on the subreddit.

  • @chaus1ku
    @chaus1ku 6 дней назад

    2:23 - 2:43 LMAOOO

  • @GSerrano21
    @GSerrano21 2 дня назад

    8:45 T h e c r i c k l e

  • @WarneD1
    @WarneD1 7 дней назад

    13:37 I am thinking botched plastic surgery or a stroke.

  • @chaus1ku
    @chaus1ku 5 дней назад

    14:18 - 14:33 LMAOOO

  • @nanardeurlambda
    @nanardeurlambda 7 дней назад

    8:30 yeah no, I'm all for matcha flavored stuff, but this does not look good. the lighting might be at fault though

  • @axelbelanger2981
    @axelbelanger2981 6 дней назад

    15:00 yet the day this vid was made was also the release date of Just Dance 2025

  • @landsquid9509
    @landsquid9509 7 дней назад +3

    according to youtube, i got here in 50 or so seconds. anyways time to watch the video

    • @swordcat4018
      @swordcat4018 7 дней назад +1

      how many peoplenoticed that it said "1 minute ago" a minute into the vid

    • @Evoimations
      @Evoimations 7 дней назад +2

      @@swordcat4018 this just in: RUclips user discovers time can pass

    • @Evoimations
      @Evoimations 7 дней назад +1

      7 minutes here

    • @swordcat4018
      @swordcat4018 7 дней назад

      @@Evoimations nuh uh lol :)

    • @Evoimations
      @Evoimations 7 дней назад

      @@swordcat4018 yuh huh

  • @bruh_8129
    @bruh_8129 3 дня назад

    15:35 isnt that gardening with less steps?

  • @NewVerseGaming
    @NewVerseGaming 7 дней назад

    9:39 bro looks like Will Mercury or Freddie Smith wtf lol

  • @dragonkaiju78
    @dragonkaiju78 7 дней назад

    15:48 *gaster rap intensifies*

  • @alyssabaines7911
    @alyssabaines7911 5 дней назад

    2:21 BOYGENIUS MENTION

  • @BananaOnTop22
    @BananaOnTop22 7 дней назад +1

    Nice.

  • @robastergaming6074
    @robastergaming6074 7 дней назад

    2:02 we don't talk shit about tico torres here

  • @morrow2869
    @morrow2869 7 дней назад

    3:23 dont diss on Pinocchio like that

  • @mati.benapezo
    @mati.benapezo 7 дней назад

    9:57 Hi! 42 here.

  • @YASSQUEENGETINTOITT
    @YASSQUEENGETINTOITT 7 дней назад +1

    Yummers

  • @bigboibob2568
    @bigboibob2568 4 дня назад

    I'm having a specific computer problem with my network card and the deleted Reddit user comments didn't help. If you reply I'll give you the details you ask for

  • @blast.507
    @blast.507 7 дней назад

    Video 2 of asking EmKay to make a video on r/AbruptChaos

  • @randomina465
    @randomina465 7 дней назад +2

    5:02 I broke rib in accident can I join never broke bone?

  • @dr_alto_clef
    @dr_alto_clef 7 дней назад

    6:08 why are people bullying daddy Noel??

  • @ericsoucie2865
    @ericsoucie2865 13 часов назад

    I don't get the last one. What's the "covers there drink" supposed to mean?

  • @chaus1ku
    @chaus1ku 5 дней назад

    8:29 - 8:45 That looks like a turd...

  • @Ducky69247
    @Ducky69247 7 дней назад +1

    Sorry to see you still take Jaboukie Young-White seriously

  • @AGREY-p1s
    @AGREY-p1s 7 дней назад

    13:40 is that robin?

  • @CookingWithCows
    @CookingWithCows 7 дней назад

    It's NeverTakesAnOffDayMien! Dude is racking up videos like he needs the money.

  • @chaus1ku
    @chaus1ku 5 дней назад

    12:27 - 12:32 Help fr though...