the actual reason human babys come out half baked is because we have proportionately giant heads so we come out undeveloped so that women survive childbirth
Fun fact about human babies; We're born as late as possible to still pass trough natural ways but our big brain still needs time to grow and be functionnal
nah jk it starts out functional but then the parents and the other adults start causing damage and it stops being functional and too many choose to not let it be so again
Yeah, it's not about living long but being 'intelligent'. Ironically, because we can become quite smart, we are less smart and more helpless than other species as babies...
We are born underdeveloped because if we developed at the point that other animals do before we are born no baby would survive and the mothers would die
I love how they censored Pukicho's name. Like the entire internet knows about him, but like especially EmKay since he pops up at least once per video lmao
7:27 _"could eat corn through a chain link fence!"_ reminds me of one of my mom's favorite insults.. _"That guy is so bucktoothed he could eat grits from a bottle!"_
I heard some guy online say anything being born comes with the ability to quickly do what they need to survive. they said that human babies cry and wail when born because the most important thing to our survival is calling for help when we need it.
"She has no talent and even less self-awareness" is a DIABOLICAL (and hilarious) read from a mother about her child 😭 like if my mom said that to me I'd just be like "damn you gagged me with that one" 💀
@@RadioactiveSherbet Didja ever see the clip where John Lennon was playing and singing "Memphis Tennessee" with Chuck Berry and his band, and Yoko was playing a bongo drum. She started yowling in that way she has, and the expression on Chuck's face was PRICELESS. He actually signaled to his sound man to cut her mike! Type in John Lennon and Chuck Berry if you want to see it. Hilarious!
@@HershewedThe two sides aren't the same. Not by a long shot. I wish they were, because that would give me a choice in elections. One side is literally planning to turn the US into a fascist Christian theocracy and the other is just asking for the same rights that practically the entire rest of the world enjoys, especially countries the majority of Americans can agree are nice places.
lmfao what an epic level troll that was tho. i gotta wonder if the guy who claimed he wrote that in his memoir was doin it just for laughs or to actually screw with republicans
Nice triple threat of buzzwords, let me break it down for you. First off, something can’t be both fascist and a theocracy, because a core part of fascism is making an autocracy, which directly clashes with making priests have power. Second, the party you think wants that merely wants to boot out the corrupt centralized government that’s headfucking the country, and third, what you think are “rights” that the other side wants to allow, aren’t actually rights, they’re just actions that will kill off the notion of families, kill off local businesses by ruining the economy, and kill off Americans by allowing criminals to come in and be pampered so they can distribute one of the most addictive drugs in our lifetime.
8:54 got you. So, to find out the base cost of the average, healthy human, you need to find out the cost of each organ, which can be done by looking up the value of a transplant for organs The cornea(s) is 60k (each cornea is 30k)+ a 1.4m heart, + 1.1mil intestine, + 862k lungs, + 415k kidneys + 893k bone marrow, + 347k pancreas + 200-300 per pint of blood, with 8-10 pints of blood, that would be 3000 (of course we are doing most expensive because we don’t know the blood type robin has) this comes out with a total of 5,080,000, so we know the human body costs a lot, now, lets move on. The human body tastes “like pork or beef” according to someone who has eaten human before, so we will say every pound of a human is a pound of pork, 3.99 a loin * 200 pounds = 798, sorry, but no human costs a lot from weight. This brings our total up to 5,080,798. So, moral of the story, everyone costs around the same, and if you think you are worth more than someone, that just means you are really, really, really heavy. And also just big overall. This could be inaccurate though but this is just like a healthy person, who’s still alive.
Obsessed with Robins continuous laughter throughout this video. He just seemed to be vibin and having a grand ole time, love videos where he just gets to sit back and giggle.
18:53 as a person with pectus excavatum, that is a pretty severe case of pectus excavatum and they would probably need surgery. It doesn't affect me physically, as in shortness of breath or any other problem like that. It only affected me socially because I usually get stares when shirtless and made me incredibly self-conscious in my appearance. For exercises to improve it, you can't improve it but you can "hide" it by doing chest exercises to build muscle in the chest region. And for those that suffer from pectus excavatum, you are perfect the way you are and never let your condition make you feel down ever❤
If your anything like me i am just looking in a random direction, realised i might be looking at someone, and then desperately and awkwardly divert my eyes.
23:17 YUP! I started learning piano in second grade, and realized I had ABSOLUTELY NO natural talent for it. A decade later, I wrote my own song, and nowadays I can learn any song possible in human hands in a week.
Next video will likely be back to regular scheduling an they will be back to pissing him off as much as they possibly can. They gave him this one as a break. 😂😂😂
@@the_real_mr.grapes I agree with you, I don't think it has to do with the type of subreddit. For a while he seemed to be in a bad place mentally and it unfortunately affected his work, quite a few people found the videos he narrated much less enjoyable to listen to. I'm really glad to see he's doing better, it's so nice to hear him laugh like that! 😊
9:04 $12,205,779.5 for • Fat (liquified) • Skin • Spleen • Stomach • Heart • Eyes • Liver • Blood • Skeleton I added the fat to the value because it’s $60,000 per gallon 😊
7:34 she looks kind of like what would happen if you made a wax sculpture but spilled some ink in between the teeth and tried to compensate by making it look extra glossy
5:13 The reason human babies can't do all the things that animals do when they're born is because we have Brain Too Big syndrome. Literally, if we were born "done" we would get stuck in and crack the pelvis bones of our mothers with our big, solid heads! And we can't just move the bones out of the way because those bones are needed to be in that position for us to be properly bipedal! So, human babies are born "early" before we can start doing actual stuff that other animals do, and with a squishy little incomplete skull because, again, WE WOULD SMASH OUR MOTHERS BONES if we weren't.
Also because we're not prey animals. Predators like cats and dogs as well as tree-nesting birds are also born/hatched half-cooked because they can afford to be, whereas animals like ungulates or ground birds have to be able to get up and run as fast as possible so they're not immediately eaten. Whether us not being prey animals facilitated the big brains or the big brains facilitated us not being prey is a bit of a chicken-and-egg situation though 🤔
6:33 They didn't just do the toilet paper thing, they also sat on the can for an hour doomscrolling until someone banged really hard on the door and then they went "oops, sorry" and now they're leaving without flushing
The reason we take so long to develop is because of our intelligence. We have a huge brain to body mass ratio. Lots of extra brain for doing all of the thinking, instead of it all being dedicated to controlling our bodies and just living until we can make offspring. Our heads are just too large to be fully functional at birth.
Just to add to this if pregnancy were to take long enough for the brain to fully develop our bodies would grow soo big it would by imposoble to give birth.
there was this one time i was at a cafe doing some artwork, and my ex friend (we do not get along together at all) came to me and started being rude because she can never leave a pour soul alone er fringe/bangs were looking awful and i insulted her with "your fringe looks like its been deep airfried, try take the grease out before speaking to me"
it's so refreshing to see a rare insults video with mostly consistent bangers. even better to see robin absolutely losing it for at least a couple minutes straight.
I'd only add that they look so randomly placed. It's not the tatts themselves, but the fact that there seems to be a lack of intelligent placement, which clashes with what he already has (as you pointed out).
20:21 - Dead on, and below that image the text would read like, "Meet Justin he used smoke crack and sing, now that he's off the pipe he's trying his best to get back on the mic, and we here at Shady Hills Rehab Retreat are really rooting for him! Way to go Justin!"
Somebody said of JB "He now looks like the type that would have kidnapped his younger self and held him for ransom to buy drugs." True; he DOES. Pretty sure he's got something worse than "Lyme Disease"; where TF would he get "Lyme disease" from? In one of those hotel rooms he trashed? P Diddy's estate? if they said "AIDS" I'd believe it 100%.
The panic with which I started googling when he said "J. K. Simmons was peak" because I thought he meant the man died and I was not prepared for the emotional devastation. Good news, he's alive. He's fine.
Trying to define a furry is like trying to define the last digits of pi. Even when I paste EXACTLY what the definition of furry says, SOMEONE has a problem with it 😭
@@BiscuitFlash Honestly I don't think furries should care if people get it a little wrong unless people confuse us with something worse. But have a good day!
Pectus excavatum can be treated with a suction cup, but it is similar to retainers for your teeth. If you don't use it, it won't work. I opted for the surgical steel bar treatment. They cut me open, slid a bar in below my sternum, patched me up, then took it out two years later.
That 'tea' at 03:21, is what we in the UK would call 'Gnat's Piss'. If that were served here, it's maker would be found, and nailed to a tree, by a baying mob waving flaming torches and garden implements. Fact.
10:30 - You can open the emergency exit door easily if the plane is still on the ground or hasn't yet reached high altitude. I sat on the exit row once and the stewardess warned me jokingly that they'd toss me through it if I did that.
this was on the ground, the woman in question open the door because they had them board the plane and the left them in the plane with the AC off for over an hour sitting in the sun and it got to over 120 degrees in the plane. they wouldnt let the passengers off. and people were suffering from heat exhaustion. the airline should have been sued into the ground for what they did
Any source for this? 'cause I seem to recollect my gynecology professor (who was a bit of a history nerd) state the exact opposite, naming other great apes gestational period as evidence.
5:13 The reason human babies are useless is we haven't finished developing. to be able to walk upright we needed smaller hips. smaller hips mean smaller baby. To have a smaller baby they develop less before birth.
Plus iirc we evolved to have bigger brains (whether that does anything for us is debatable) which meant we had to be born earlier or our heads wouldn't fit
14:39 That’s a screen grab from Terminator: Dark Fate, and that’s the terminator. He definitely doesn’t have the same intimidating presence as Arnold or Robert Patrick
9:06 from personal experience, robin costs exactly 3 Costco hots dogs. and 17 nickels. Although it costs another 1800 usd if you want him shipped with food, water, and air
Looking at Robins right arm then looking at that shirt you could be forgiven for thinking he's slowly getting the design on the shirt tattooed on his arm. 😂😂😂
ROBINS LAUGH IS BRINGING ME SO MUCH JOY I love when Robin gets to laugh his ass off I beg emkay to give this man more funny shit PLEASE 🙏 LET MY MAN BE JOYUS AND WHIMSICAL FOR ONCE 💔💔
Robin can be sold as a slave for about 35,000$ depending on the source (modern prices, ancient prices, etc.). But if in a poor country, then roughly 90$, such as the last country to abolish slavery, Mauritania, having prices for a singular slave at 90$. Considering Robin seems to be healthy and generally a skilled speaker, I'd say 14,000$ (US Domestic Slave Trade Market), that's if he's good at other things, such as construction and hard labor. Selling his organs would probably make around 45 million or more due to his current condition; being relatively healthy. This is all in USD.
Actually a lot of money, not necessarily because of the person, but because parts, skin, and bones, surprisingly sell for a lot, or I don’t know, they could put you up to work, you’d cost a lot more than you’d think.
That whole "If men are agreeing with you, you said something stupid." thing was a self-fulfilling prophecy. Also, I predict Robin's value to be 37 cents per pound.
Yesterday I poured a bowl of cereal and there was no milk... I used a tiny bit of vanilla coffee flavoring, it was a bit too sweet but not terrible. It was coco puffs.
"He looks like science."
Robin: *maniacal evil scientist laughter*
Eggman DOES look like science though
She blinded me with science. He looks like the guy who kept saying "Science!"
His laugh sounds like science.
I wanna look like science
He looks like Dr. Coomer
the actual reason human babys come out half baked is because we have proportionately giant heads so we come out undeveloped so that women survive childbirth
not a very fun fact
Wait how woudl they survive I had a big ass head so that seems painful
@@b0xman935 C-Section
@@b0xman935 yeah dude... child birth is painful
@@b0xman935 either c section or in many cases the muscle around the hole tears apart
Robin can be sold at an astounding, $20.15. The extra fifteen cents for the tats.
What about Lexi?
Lexi is priceless
@@WE-te3vp no, Lexi is worthless
Idk man I feel like he’d go for 2 mcchickens and a half full lemonade
@@ArtemisAYO$40.17
I don’t think I’ve ever seen Robin this consistently happy
SO GLAD IT'S NOT JUST ME LMFAO
He's in a good mood this time
The goosebump tattoo is a nice idea. You could just say
“I have goosebump on my arm”
Even better, you can get multiple small tattoos, so you can say “I have Goosebumps on my arm”
Looking like science is never an insult.
real
Rare compliments?
@@awesomestylesyeah probably
Real, that's nothing compared to the likes of toe eyed cabbage.
Unless your a nerd
The science insult sounds like a compliment more than anything
rare compliments
True. He truly does look like science.
@@ladykoiwolfe He looks like he's boutta solve a mathematical problem and cause a breakthrough in nuclear fusion.
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING!!
🤓
Fun fact about human babies;
We're born as late as possible to still pass trough natural ways but our big brain still needs time to grow and be functionnal
and too many people never get to that stage…
nah jk it starts out functional but then the parents and the other adults start causing damage and it stops being functional and too many choose to not let it be so again
@@CassxowarySee, that’s why I believe that a lot of the world’s problems could maybe ultimately be traced back to millennia-old abuse.
Yeah, it's not about living long but being 'intelligent'. Ironically, because we can become quite smart, we are less smart and more helpless than other species as babies...
We are born underdeveloped because if we developed at the point that other animals do before we are born no baby would survive and the mothers would die
9:00 bro just wanted to tell us he’s 6’3” without it sounding like he’s bragging
About 10 mil because organs are worth a lot
I like how your idea motive for buying a person goes straight to cannibalism instead of slavery.
Slavery is illegal. Cannibalism isn't illegal if it's consensual.
@@andistansbury4366 well, slavery isnt illegal if its consensual either.... But thats another discussion...
@@Luci-morningstar-- if it was consensual it wouldn't be slavery, but rather volunteer work
the piercing is a 40 minute train ride away from the other nostril
And the nasal passage is the tunnel.
got their own time zones
@@foreverpainful 💀
It's day on one side of his nose, it's night on the other.
take my nonexistent gold
I love how they censored Pukicho's name. Like the entire internet knows about him, but like especially EmKay since he pops up at least once per video lmao
who is Pukicho im being serious
@@Oscribus tumblr's token resident. most iconic tumblr posts are in origin from pukicho
@@evrenisprettyuniversal oh right that person! now i remember, i just havent watched Tumblr clips in a minute, lol
@@evrenisprettyuniversalisnt he the guy who said "i love how people have been DYING..."
@@nameless......................sounds in character for him
7:27 _"could eat corn through a chain link fence!"_ reminds me of one of my mom's favorite insults.. _"That guy is so bucktoothed he could eat grits from a bottle!"_
WHAT?
who are her opps 🙏 😭
I heard some guy online say anything being born comes with the ability to quickly do what they need to survive. they said that human babies cry and wail when born because the most important thing to our survival is calling for help when we need it.
4:39 robin got the look and posture of an uncle that wants to watch you play twister💀
Completely
BRUH
can we post this to r/rareinsults, and try to get it into an emkay video
Nice to see that Robin is getting the more chill subreddit
Anthony padillas tatoos looks like a math professor mistook him for a chalk board
I still like them, but this is so true 😭
Looks more like a toddler got hold of a pen while he napped on the couch.
he’s cool, but he looks like a cave painting
Omg that explains so much for me, personally. 😅
They look like he asked to be turned into a Rosetta Stone but for the vampire language from Blade.
The "Bold of you to assume that you're expensive" should have been followed up by "Bold of you to assume that I have 20 dollars"
bold of you to assume that hes not worth -20$
@@zaidalvi-r2lbold of you to assume that I’m using dollars.
@@Capybara481
So uh then doll hairs?
@@Capybara481 bold of you to assume i'm not being paid to take him
bold of you to assume they would pay money for me
"Bro could smoke a cigar in the rain" he'd be a reverse chimney
like a stove vent hood
@@m______a_v-b exactly.
Lexture - When Lexi gives a lecture during a Hardware/Software gore video.
She needs to start using that😂
"She has no talent and even less self-awareness" is a DIABOLICAL (and hilarious) read from a mother about her child 😭 like if my mom said that to me I'd just be like "damn you gagged me with that one" 💀
She said "STEP-daughter".
I thought it couldn't get any more savage when she compared her to Yoko Ono... then she referenced Guantanamo Bay. Yikes!
@@RadioactiveSherbet Didja ever see the clip where John Lennon was playing and singing "Memphis Tennessee" with Chuck Berry and his band, and Yoko was playing a bongo drum. She started yowling in that way she has, and the expression on Chuck's face was PRICELESS. He actually signaled to his sound man to cut her mike! Type in John Lennon and Chuck Berry if you want to see it. Hilarious!
I heard someone call JD Vance "Vladimir futon" and I wheezed
O
M
G
XD
@@HershewedThe two sides aren't the same. Not by a long shot. I wish they were, because that would give me a choice in elections. One side is literally planning to turn the US into a fascist Christian theocracy and the other is just asking for the same rights that practically the entire rest of the world enjoys, especially countries the majority of Americans can agree are nice places.
@@doomsdayrabbit4398 the right aren't doing that lmao. literally noone who matters endorses or cares about project 2025
lmfao what an epic level troll that was tho. i gotta wonder if the guy who claimed he wrote that in his memoir was doin it just for laughs or to actually screw with republicans
Nice triple threat of buzzwords, let me break it down for you. First off, something can’t be both fascist and a theocracy, because a core part of fascism is making an autocracy, which directly clashes with making priests have power. Second, the party you think wants that merely wants to boot out the corrupt centralized government that’s headfucking the country, and third, what you think are “rights” that the other side wants to allow, aren’t actually rights, they’re just actions that will kill off the notion of families, kill off local businesses by ruining the economy, and kill off Americans by allowing criminals to come in and be pampered so they can distribute one of the most addictive drugs in our lifetime.
Since Robin is always on the angry subreddits, seeing him just laugh for a while is honestly wholesome to me. ^u^
I died of laughter though because he had the freaking smiling critters smile
I’ve never seen something that reminds me more of a 20 foot tall demon cat (I mean absolutely no offense)
8:54 got you.
So, to find out the base cost of the average, healthy human, you need to find out the cost of each organ, which can be done by looking up the value of a transplant for organs
The cornea(s) is 60k (each cornea is 30k)+ a 1.4m heart, + 1.1mil intestine, + 862k lungs, + 415k kidneys + 893k bone marrow, + 347k pancreas + 200-300 per pint of blood, with 8-10 pints of blood, that would be 3000 (of course we are doing most expensive because we don’t know the blood type robin has) this comes out with a total of 5,080,000, so we know the human body costs a lot, now, lets move on.
The human body tastes “like pork or beef” according to someone who has eaten human before, so we will say every pound of a human is a pound of pork, 3.99 a loin * 200 pounds = 798, sorry, but no human costs a lot from weight. This brings our total up to 5,080,798.
So, moral of the story, everyone costs around the same, and if you think you are worth more than someone, that just means you are really, really, really heavy. And also just big overall.
This could be inaccurate though but this is just like a healthy person, who’s still alive.
What the fu-
god damn
4:02 It looks like a math equation 😭😭😭😭
Ptsd
Obsessed with Robins continuous laughter throughout this video. He just seemed to be vibin and having a grand ole time, love videos where he just gets to sit back and giggle.
18:53 as a person with pectus excavatum, that is a pretty severe case of pectus excavatum and they would probably need surgery. It doesn't affect me physically, as in shortness of breath or any other problem like that. It only affected me socially because I usually get stares when shirtless and made me incredibly self-conscious in my appearance. For exercises to improve it, you can't improve it but you can "hide" it by doing chest exercises to build muscle in the chest region. And for those that suffer from pectus excavatum, you are perfect the way you are and never let your condition make you feel down ever❤
On the plus side you could do a really awesome Dark Souls cosplay.
People who stare don't always mean harm. Many of them are just curious or intrigued, and trying to understand what they are looking at.
If your anything like me i am just looking in a random direction, realised i might be looking at someone, and then desperately and awkwardly divert my eyes.
i have the same thing, but i have short breathing and my classmates bully me also because im skinny and u see it more
Just get big enough that the distended stomach looks properly proportioned! (This is a joke)
23:17 YUP! I started learning piano in second grade, and realized I had ABSOLUTELY NO natural talent for it. A decade later, I wrote my own song, and nowadays I can learn any song possible in human hands in a week.
I want to congratulate you but I don’t know how I should word it
@@PorpleTortel”congratulations” could work
Two wise violinists remind us to practice 40 hours each day so maybe we can play Ernst’s last rose of summer better than anyone. You are doing well.
18:00 dude looks like a cyberpunk character on low settings XD
This guy laughs like he's in a laughing contest
Seems robin is having a good day huh?
Good for him
Next video will likely be back to regular scheduling an they will be back to pissing him off as much as they possibly can. They gave him this one as a break. 😂😂😂
Idk if it's just me, but he *sounds* quite a bit happier nowadays.
@@the_real_mr.grapes I hope it stays that way
@the_real_mr.grapes only because he hasn't been given a r/mildlyinfuriating video for a little while lol
@@the_real_mr.grapes I agree with you, I don't think it has to do with the type of subreddit. For a while he seemed to be in a bad place mentally and it unfortunately affected his work, quite a few people found the videos he narrated much less enjoyable to listen to.
I'm really glad to see he's doing better, it's so nice to hear him laugh like that! 😊
Robin laughing hard throughout this video is what made me laugh the most, his laugh is amazing 😂❤
9:04 $12,205,779.5 for
• Fat (liquified)
• Skin
• Spleen
• Stomach
• Heart
• Eyes
• Liver
• Blood
• Skeleton
I added the fat to the value because it’s $60,000 per gallon 😊
i never knew number could be unsettling... a human being sells for $12 million
This is disturbingly specific but knowing the alleged value of human fat on makes me feel valuable 😂😂
So what you’re saying is Jeff Bezos could hypothetically afford >15 000 human beings without going broke
@@rubensf7780 yes…
@@OxPolya I write crime stories for fun..I have the real listings from the black market. My search history is going to send me to jail one day 😭
half reading half headache inducing laughter
14:35 why does he look like white barack obama
Boobin’s back everyone
Robin's having fun in rareinsults.
Something i never thought would happen.
Speaking of which, at 7:48 someone had the smiling critters smile, I mean no offense but I have never thought more about the twenty foot demon cat
Omg, Robin's laugh is everything!
7:48 that’s a smiling critters looking smile
Never seen someone who reminds of a giant demonic cat
7:34 she looks kind of like what would happen if you made a wax sculpture but spilled some ink in between the teeth and tried to compensate by making it look extra glossy
5:13 The reason human babies can't do all the things that animals do when they're born is because we have Brain Too Big syndrome. Literally, if we were born "done" we would get stuck in and crack the pelvis bones of our mothers with our big, solid heads! And we can't just move the bones out of the way because those bones are needed to be in that position for us to be properly bipedal! So, human babies are born "early" before we can start doing actual stuff that other animals do, and with a squishy little incomplete skull because, again, WE WOULD SMASH OUR MOTHERS BONES if we weren't.
dont babies already destroy their mothers pelvises tho
@@puppypow57 sometimes yeah. That’s why wide hips are considered a good thing by people who want kids
@@hanhanthegreatthey also just look nice, probably for that reason tho
Also because we're not prey animals. Predators like cats and dogs as well as tree-nesting birds are also born/hatched half-cooked because they can afford to be, whereas animals like ungulates or ground birds have to be able to get up and run as fast as possible so they're not immediately eaten. Whether us not being prey animals facilitated the big brains or the big brains facilitated us not being prey is a bit of a chicken-and-egg situation though 🤔
6:33 They didn't just do the toilet paper thing, they also sat on the can for an hour doomscrolling until someone banged really hard on the door and then they went "oops, sorry" and now they're leaving without flushing
The reason we take so long to develop is because of our intelligence. We have a huge brain to body mass ratio. Lots of extra brain for doing all of the thinking, instead of it all being dedicated to controlling our bodies and just living until we can make offspring. Our heads are just too large to be fully functional at birth.
Just to add to this if pregnancy were to take long enough for the brain to fully develop our bodies would grow soo big it would by imposoble to give birth.
13:04 Those earrings look like if you hopped through them, you'd be taken to the mushroom planet.
I bet you are the type of person to salt your fries with a salt lamp and cook your steak with a clothing iron.
but let's be fair there's worse methods of doing those
I love when people insult creatively...
there was this one time i was at a cafe doing some artwork, and my ex friend (we do not get along together at all) came to me and started being rude because she can never leave a pour soul alone er fringe/bangs were looking awful and i insulted her with "your fringe looks like its been deep airfried, try take the grease out before speaking to me"
@@sambia414deep air fried??
@@blast.507 airfrier. very crispy and c r i s p
it's so refreshing to see a rare insults video with mostly consistent bangers. even better to see robin absolutely losing it for at least a couple minutes straight.
The problem with Anthony's tattoos isn't that they look bad. It's that they clash with the existing tattoos he already has.
Agreed, and I see him going the black out route in the future.
I'd only add that they look so randomly placed. It's not the tatts themselves, but the fact that there seems to be a lack of intelligent placement, which clashes with what he already has (as you pointed out).
20:21 - Dead on, and below that image the text would read like, "Meet Justin he used smoke crack and sing, now that he's off the pipe he's trying his best to get back on the mic, and we here at Shady Hills Rehab Retreat are really rooting for him! Way to go Justin!"
Somebody said of JB "He now looks like the type that would have kidnapped his younger self and held him for ransom to buy drugs." True; he DOES. Pretty sure he's got something worse than "Lyme Disease"; where TF would he get "Lyme disease" from? In one of those hotel rooms he trashed? P Diddy's estate? if they said "AIDS" I'd believe it 100%.
This one reminds me of that picture where Douglas MacArthur is standing next to Hirohito to assert dominance
You would be worth the square root of negative one.
The panic with which I started googling when he said "J. K. Simmons was peak" because I thought he meant the man died and I was not prepared for the emotional devastation. Good news, he's alive. He's fine.
👍🏿
15:17 - If I had a penny for every single person that thinks they know what a furry is but doesn't I'd be a multi-millionaire.
Trying to define a furry is like trying to define the last digits of pi. Even when I paste EXACTLY what the definition of furry says, SOMEONE has a problem with it 😭
@@BiscuitFlash Really? Man, we get mad at everyone for defining us wrong but when people try to do it right we still get angry? That's stupid of us.
@@BiscuitFlash Honestly I don't think furries should care if people get it a little wrong unless people confuse us with something worse. But have a good day!
@@Orsonster Same. Thanks
Like some people thing furries are the people attracted to animals. NOOOO ITS ZOOPHILES!!!! BLAME THE ZOOS👹👹👹
It feels good to hear robin laughing his full ass off instead of being angry for a change 😊
You would robably cost 3 buttons and a fish
19:39 he looks like hes wearing chainmail armor
DANG THAT WAS GOOD
This is the happiest I’ve heard Robin sound in a while
Lexture sounds like advice Lexi would give to people about tech
We need a lexture to get her lexplanations
something's off...
Robin's unusually happy
Pectus excavatum can be treated with a suction cup, but it is similar to retainers for your teeth. If you don't use it, it won't work.
I opted for the surgical steel bar treatment. They cut me open, slid a bar in below my sternum, patched me up, then took it out two years later.
It's always those uncomfortably specific, accurate ones
That 'tea' at 03:21, is what we in the UK would call 'Gnat's Piss'. If that were served here, it's maker would be found, and nailed to a tree, by a baying mob waving flaming torches and garden implements. Fact.
It doesn’t look like tea.
I jocking called it 'Hold the tea'
I actually love robin’s tattoos, they are PERFECT! Vaporwave vibes, good gods it’s amazing
finally a non angry robin subreddit
"he looks like science"
-MrAntiReputations
19:50 bro went from looking like a romance vampire to a ‘goofy’ vampire in a kids movie
18:23 I like that Pukicho’s name was censored like it wasn’t extremely obvious who he is
... I don't know 0_0
who? some of us aren’t on tumblr or the gaming side of it if there is one
@@Cassxowary I’m not on tumblr either, I know of him from other EmKay videos
we will always know its pukicho frs
I was thinking the same thing, like, censoring the name anti gonna do shit
10:30 - You can open the emergency exit door easily if the plane is still on the ground or hasn't yet reached high altitude. I sat on the exit row once and the stewardess warned me jokingly that they'd toss me through it if I did that.
Downside is that it'll deploy the slides and you have to pay to replace them and get banned from either that airline or entirely.
this was on the ground, the woman in question open the door because they had them board the plane and the left them in the plane with the AC off for over an hour sitting in the sun and it got to over 120 degrees in the plane. they wouldnt let the passengers off. and people were suffering from heat exhaustion.
the airline should have been sued into the ground for what they did
13:26 Heroin Potter and Draco Malformed 💀
OK. I see it. Ugh. You win.
I love that. Don't for get Minerva MethGonagall!
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@@BetterCallBigShotAutos Albus DumbleDealer
@@Damy-t4vHerbmione Ganja
edit of shame: disregard this comment and all that of which i have spoken
Imagine middle ages women birthing 2 year olds and dying from blood loss 😭
@@Mr.Capitalism MIDDLE AGES???💀
@@SupposedQueer its pretty long ago 💀
@@Mr.Capitalism dude... the middle ages were from 500-1500 anno domini😭
Any source for this? 'cause I seem to recollect my gynecology professor (who was a bit of a history nerd) state the exact opposite, naming other great apes gestational period as evidence.
7:20 she looks like Barbie but with Fredbear jaw and teeth 💀
5:13 The reason human babies are useless is we haven't finished developing. to be able to walk upright we needed smaller hips. smaller hips mean smaller baby. To have a smaller baby they develop less before birth.
Plus iirc we evolved to have bigger brains (whether that does anything for us is debatable) which meant we had to be born earlier or our heads wouldn't fit
more of this for robin please! i like not listening to him scream for 30 minutes
I like when robin gets the chill subreddit
0:10
Holy shit! It’s Mr. Science himself! He invented science! Some hold the camera I wanna get a picture with him!
Robin is priceless!! He brings such humor and joy to us all!! But ima star the bidding at 89 cents😂
Behold... the Robin that is Throbbin has returned
14:39 That’s a screen grab from Terminator: Dark Fate, and that’s the terminator. He definitely doesn’t have the same intimidating presence as Arnold or Robert Patrick
True
I think we bit got confused about the Home Depot Manager part
XD
The Rev-9!
9:06 from personal experience, robin costs exactly 3 Costco hots dogs. and 17 nickels. Although it costs another 1800 usd if you want him shipped with food, water, and air
Communication skills of an alarm clock is crazy
18:07 Bro's rocking the HawkMo.
8:07 The heating was actually turned up above average in the classroom that day. She was shivering because her soul is a solid block of ice.
fr.
8:39
"Bold of u to assume that I meant I was expensive"
Looking at Robins right arm then looking at that shirt you could be forgiven for thinking he's slowly getting the design on the shirt tattooed on his arm. 😂😂😂
robin really does have the paper cup design on his arm and im all here for it
9:37 as someone who has had to clean out the dirty sink and try not to throw up, let alone retch, at the smell alone, I can relate
Thank you for your service.
1:00 just go wild
"What do you mean I'm so Mexican I'M ASIAN?!"
XD
Robin’s worth 2 Costco Hotdogs
THAT DOGGIE IS SO CUTTT.
who cut a doggie?!
@@Cassxowary the car.
ROBINS LAUGH IS BRINGING ME SO MUCH JOY
I love when Robin gets to laugh his ass off I beg emkay to give this man more funny shit PLEASE 🙏
LET MY MAN BE JOYUS AND WHIMSICAL FOR ONCE 💔💔
Bro looks like an ancient cave painting 3:41
Robin can be sold as a slave for about 35,000$ depending on the source (modern prices, ancient prices, etc.). But if in a poor country, then roughly 90$, such as the last country to abolish slavery, Mauritania, having prices for a singular slave at 90$. Considering Robin seems to be healthy and generally a skilled speaker, I'd say 14,000$ (US Domestic Slave Trade Market), that's if he's good at other things, such as construction and hard labor. Selling his organs would probably make around 45 million or more due to his current condition; being relatively healthy. This is all in USD.
What's wrong with you
This is too good
if i was robin I'd be shitting bricks while reading this
emkay looks like master hand from smash bros
can't wait for the smash bros video eventually in that case
just gotta replace "everyone is here!" with "every subreddit is here!" and we're set
Reactor's hand, aka
E M K A Y!
Actually a lot of money, not necessarily because of the person, but because parts, skin, and bones, surprisingly sell for a lot, or I don’t know, they could put you up to work, you’d cost a lot more than you’d think.
That whole "If men are agreeing with you, you said something stupid." thing was a self-fulfilling prophecy. Also, I predict Robin's value to be 37 cents per pound.
Robin being as honest as possible if it was a cannibal thing it would be at least over 1000
7:08 Bros having a bad bad day.
He looks like he’s gonna get his way and then steamroll whatever he sees.
He looks like if yandere dev had a stepbrother called Ferb and a sister called Candice (nuts)
Rare insults have me rolling on the floor 😂
3:51 bro looks like a cavemen cave with all those tattoos😭🙏
Looks like robin has been looksmaxing
Yesterday I poured a bowl of cereal and there was no milk... I used a tiny bit of vanilla coffee flavoring, it was a bit too sweet but not terrible. It was coco puffs.