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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

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  • @Benwut
    @Benwut 2 месяца назад +1217

    As a guy doing an apprenticeship at a construction site, if I saw some boots under rubble or asphalt, I'd probably go a bit closer, squish the boot to make sure there's no foot in there and then laugh about it and try troll my mates by fake panicking.

    • @Tom_Nolasame
      @Tom_Nolasame 2 месяца назад +95

      "HOLY SH-T WE KILLED DAVE WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?"

    • @owenbraintlytaniel8792
      @owenbraintlytaniel8792 2 месяца назад +5

      Put some rock

    • @owenbraintlytaniel8792
      @owenbraintlytaniel8792 2 месяца назад +6

      So when they squish it like you ot felt real

    • @jamesdreads7828
      @jamesdreads7828 2 месяца назад +3

      As a guy doing an apprenticeship on site, you should go put the kettle on

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 Месяц назад +1

      The proper response

  • @chickensurfer
    @chickensurfer 2 месяца назад +1400

    If I saw boots inside concrete I would probably just stare at it and say "huh that's weird" and just walk away

    • @tomcaniff6437
      @tomcaniff6437 2 месяца назад +66

      personally, I would be like "hey free boots!" and take em.

    • @quinnfischer2716
      @quinnfischer2716 2 месяца назад +51

      storing "Add fake foot to boot" to my list of steps for this prank

    • @Karat14
      @Karat14 2 месяца назад +22

      My schools principal did that, my friend’s locker was broke and he just said, “that might be a problem”, and just walked away and never talked to him again

    • @tomcaniff6437
      @tomcaniff6437 2 месяца назад

      @@quinnfischer2716 a genius idea

    • @LitPinata
      @LitPinata 2 месяца назад

      Friend Inside Me 🤠

  • @JadianRadiator
    @JadianRadiator 2 месяца назад +609

    1:20
    He also found that that bacteria helps prevent allergies.
    I don't mean helps stop allergic reactions.
    I mean helps stop the allergy from being an allergy in the first place.

    • @CourierCat-isGod
      @CourierCat-isGod 2 месяца назад +30

      can he reattach my jaw?

    • @jimbothegymbro7086
      @jimbothegymbro7086 2 месяца назад

      organic antihistamine, just takes stomach ulcers

    • @MyNaymIsSnek1526
      @MyNaymIsSnek1526 Месяц назад +18

      @@CourierCat-isGodIsss it dissslocated? Caussse I’m a sssnake and I think that I can help you. Usss sssnakesss know everything about dissslocating and relocating jawsss!

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@CourierCat-isGodyes. It might now work right and might be attached with gorilla glue but he can reattach anything

    • @DaimyoD0
      @DaimyoD0 Месяц назад

      Also they misspelled H. pylori. Helicobacter pylori. As in the pyloric valve.

  • @Kitsuneuzuma
    @Kitsuneuzuma 2 месяца назад +492

    Imagine being hector in 11 different movies
    him: Oh I'm an actor of 11 different movies!
    her: cool so who were you?
    him: I was hector
    her: In which movie?
    him: all of them

    • @DiscordMan-k7o
      @DiscordMan-k7o 2 месяца назад +11

      Hector salamanca 🤘

    • @imvivalamilo
      @imvivalamilo 2 месяца назад +6

      It’s not real. They just used inspect element on his Wikipedia page

    • @TexTheGuy
      @TexTheGuy 2 месяца назад +2

      @@imvivalamilo r/woosh

    • @imvivalamilo
      @imvivalamilo 2 месяца назад +3

      @@TexTheGuy The joke isn’t funny if it’s bs

    • @TexTheGuy
      @TexTheGuy 2 месяца назад +3

      @@imvivalamilo oh boy arent you fun at partys

  • @asmariamoon
    @asmariamoon 2 месяца назад +167

    9:25 For anyone curious, the title of this song is "Merry-Go-Round Broke Down". Thanks, Roger Rabbit.

  • @voidilitesingularis
    @voidilitesingularis Месяц назад +34

    Ok but the priest has an even funnier follow up I saw where it's
    'People ask me "I don't understand this bible verse, can you break it down?"' And then a clip of him breakdancing
    *he can break it DOWN*

  • @itaylori
    @itaylori 2 месяца назад +141

    The H. "Pyroli" story is true, but the bacteria is H. Pylori, Helicobacter pylori. The doctor is an Australian physician named Dr. Barry Marshall. Dude is a beast. He self funded much of his research just to improve treatment options to a host of ailments. The bacterium, H. pylori, eats the stomach lining of the host but only severe cases cause significant peptic ulcers which may have contributed to the initial dismissal of Marshall's claims. I had it for years when I was a kid and it hurts like hell. The treatment is easy, just take a cycle of antibiotics, but I kept getting misdiagnosed for 3 years. My mom finally found a doctor willing to actually run tests and not pass it off as a stomach ache. Yay US medical system!
    But in all seriousness if you have frequent stomach aches, acid reflux, or heartburn, ask your doctor to test for H. pylori. The test can be as simple as a blood test and can save you from irreparable damage to your entire digestive tract.

  • @MarbleFox162
    @MarbleFox162 Месяц назад +71

    0:44 That oddly reminds me of something that happened at a thrift store I worked at. There was this elderly lady that fell asleep on one of the couches, and I didn’t really think twice. But, about an hour later, she was still there, and hadn’t moved an inch the entire time. After 30ish more minutes of no movement, I went and got a manager, and he was like “no, she’s definitely asl…” and then went silent, and did a Philip J. Fry squint for a bit before going over to wake her up. She was fine. But holy hell I was convinced she was dead. That lady slept like a rock.

  • @teresaobrien4708
    @teresaobrien4708 2 месяца назад +364

    At my high school there was a tradition that the senior class would pull some kind of prank during the last days of the school year. My junior year the seniors collected realty signs from around the area and planted them in the school's front yard.

    • @deadinside8781
      @deadinside8781 2 месяца назад +13

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 that’s perfect actually.

    • @chessiecat96
      @chessiecat96 12 дней назад

      Lol that's awesome

  • @lucaseichler3140
    @lucaseichler3140 2 месяца назад +179

    3:06 the cops don't have to come up with a reason to write him a ticket. You're legally not allowed to eat behind the wheel, as it's occupying your hands and serving as a distraction, no matter how minor you think that may be.

    • @ーテイル
      @ーテイル 2 месяца назад +26

      This is exactly what I was about to comment. It IS illegal to drive and eat at the same time, you could 100% drop whatever you're eating and look away from the road.
      And no, I'm not being paranoid, this has killed people before.

    • @krystiankowalski7335
      @krystiankowalski7335 2 месяца назад +14

      Depends on the jurisdiction. It’s not illegal everywhere. The prank in the video was an exact copy of one made by a Polish RUclipsr (even down to the cookie design), where it’s legal.

    • @DembaiVT
      @DembaiVT Месяц назад +6

      Where i live, it's absolutely legal to eat and drive. Hell it's likely necessary in some places. You should eat and drive, especially as a truck driver, over stopping and possibly getting stuck.

    • @avalonplemel8933
      @avalonplemel8933 Месяц назад +5

      Regionally dependant. In my city, the law explicitly states you can eat, drink, smoke, use a hands free mobile device, or speak with passengers while driving.

  • @Sam_on_YouTube
    @Sam_on_YouTube 2 месяца назад +70

    A friend of mine taught at a school for the deaf. A lot of kids, when they get mad, would turn off their hearing aids and shut their eyes so you couldn't yell at then in English or ASL.

    • @phlightmodel
      @phlightmodel 18 дней назад

      I'll just tap their shoulder in Morse code.

  • @gae_wead_dad_6914
    @gae_wead_dad_6914 2 месяца назад +177

    1:58
    That's not the partner you should "strive to get"
    That's the partner you should strive to be.

  • @ashberrington1596
    @ashberrington1596 2 месяца назад +100

    I turn off my hearing aids when things get too loud. I'm only mildly hearing impaired so I can't exactly mute people, but it's such a relief when I can just turn the volume down on life

    • @Bikertrons
      @Bikertrons Месяц назад +1

      The one perk of being partially deaf, other than that I bet it sucks

  • @WilburJaywright
    @WilburJaywright 2 месяца назад +42

    0:13 i’d like to point out that the couple is very obviously smirking, lol😂

  • @daemonburns-waight2421
    @daemonburns-waight2421 2 месяца назад +120

    Well it's technically "for fuck's sake", with apostrophe. "For the sake of fuck"

    • @legospaceskeleton
      @legospaceskeleton 2 месяца назад +13

      Ya, like “for god’s sake”

    • @AIaric.X0xO
      @AIaric.X0xO 24 дня назад +3

      Gotta love smart people

    • @KeithOlson
      @KeithOlson 10 дней назад +1

      ...not to be confused with 'for fuckery's sake', which has a much more mischievous meaning.

  • @BenDoherty-ir2rt
    @BenDoherty-ir2rt 2 месяца назад +42

    15:26 If this is the same story I know, the guy didn't actually rebuild the truck and drive it to safety. He straight up disassembled the bus and its engine and made a F**king motorcycle out of them, which he drove to safety. (He was then immediately fined for driving an unregistered vehicle).

    • @petloverspy
      @petloverspy 2 месяца назад +5

      That’s like, EVEN COOLER

  • @Gacha_Got_Arsorned
    @Gacha_Got_Arsorned 2 месяца назад +21

    10:17 at my friend Max’s funeral I’m gonna sing I’m still standing, and at my friend Spoons’ funeral I’m gonna sing another one bites the dust

    • @escoosy1763
      @escoosy1763 Месяц назад +1

      Beautiful song choices

  • @happyfirechannel
    @happyfirechannel Месяц назад +10

    9:42 one of my more distant aunts had a bit of a dilemma. She wanted to make sure her children/grandchildren knew what song she wants to be played at her funeral, but whenever she tried they were like “no stop talking about that mom/grandma, that’s not gonna happen any time soon,” and she couldn’t finish her sentence. So she decided to tell me. And now I, the youngest family member aside from the literal toddlers, have the duty to tell everyone after she dies that she wants Hammertime to be played at her funeral. THEY’RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE ME. THEY’RE GONNA THINK I’M PULLING SOME KIND OF CRUEL PRANK. BUT IT’S TRUE.

  • @steam1303
    @steam1303 2 месяца назад +63

    0:56 the other workers: "AH STEVE, NOOOOOOOOO"

  • @HarmonyMoonbeam024
    @HarmonyMoonbeam024 2 месяца назад +76

    6:58 As someone who sometimes gets pretty sensitive to loud noises due to ✨rAnDoM pArAnOiA✨, that sounds AMAZING

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 2 месяца назад +4

      Exactly!

    • @MyNaymIsSnek1526
      @MyNaymIsSnek1526 Месяц назад +1

      I have to deal with noisssy crowded hallwaysss nearly every day, and I completely agree with you!

    • @Bikertrons
      @Bikertrons Месяц назад

      "sounds amazing" Bit hard to hear amazing when deaf :P

  • @DogeBoy-qe3tx
    @DogeBoy-qe3tx 2 месяца назад +78

    0:17 "Don't you know? My legal name is actually 🅱️en."

  • @fallenkingdom-zd8xh
    @fallenkingdom-zd8xh Месяц назад +29

    Btw, for anyone wondering who the priest in the thumbnail is, his name is Father David Michael Moses and his content is hilarious! As a Catholic, I love it!

  • @SalahDaftarDAr
    @SalahDaftarDAr 2 месяца назад +17

    I love how this implies that 1994 Toyota Corollas were edible

  • @errantwinds-up8uu
    @errantwinds-up8uu 2 месяца назад +42

    British food is actually great (now), it just got a bad reputation because the country struggled with rationing and food insecurity so long after WWII ended that there wasn't a lot to work with. Like it is heavy, but tasty.

    • @pedrolopez4910
      @pedrolopez4910 2 месяца назад +3

      No, it’s still pretty bad 😭🙏 you’ve just gotten used to the torture

    • @potatoislife6217
      @potatoislife6217 2 месяца назад

      ​@@pedrolopez4910 depends where you are, some places it's heaven on a plate, other places, id rather kill my self and go to hell that eat what they serve me

    • @jannafrancis7452
      @jannafrancis7452 Месяц назад +1

      If that’s a statement based on it being Not-Spicy I would like to feed you a Horseradish sandwich. With English Mustard and a Rochester’s Ginger Drink.

    • @markwilliams2620
      @markwilliams2620 28 дней назад

      ​@@jannafrancis7452
      Now I have to find that in the States. Pepsico ruined my Vernors decades ago.

    • @markwilliams2620
      @markwilliams2620 28 дней назад

      ​@@jannafrancis7452
      $32.00 on Amazon. Woof.

  • @Skinofn
    @Skinofn 2 месяца назад +119

    0:19 imagine some mf called Ben sees this bathroom

    • @SaneAcorn2389
      @SaneAcorn2389 2 месяца назад +28

      I mean someone named Ben probably did on account of that was probably the guys name

    • @StnrVibe
      @StnrVibe 2 месяца назад +5

      I just said this to my brother who is also named Ben XD

  • @arrakaarkana6281
    @arrakaarkana6281 2 месяца назад +39

    18:10 that guy owns a company and RUclips channel called "unnecessary inventions" (I think that's the wording)

    •  2 месяца назад +1

      After looking it up, it probably is.

  • @spl420
    @spl420 2 месяца назад +35

    3:57 Isn't that how "I'm my own grandpa" thing happened?

  • @youdontneedtoknow106
    @youdontneedtoknow106 2 месяца назад +13

    9:00 And thats why i respect the french>:)

  • @wizardsuth
    @wizardsuth 2 месяца назад +16

    9:05 That boat was probably tied up in the Bay of Fundy, where sea level can vary by as much as 16 m (53 feet) due to tides.

    • @TheDopekitty
      @TheDopekitty 2 месяца назад +3

      As a New Brunswicker, can verify

    • @koopatroopa7968
      @koopatroopa7968 Месяц назад +2

      I call BS, there aren’t any foxes in Jotaro outfits in that image.
      (ho boy, people are gonna get wooosh’d over this, aren’t they?)

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 2 месяца назад +16

    13:45 No, dude, he didn't make a single _normal_ pancake. He made a single _gigantic_ pancake using _all_ the batter.

    • @Damy-t4v
      @Damy-t4v Месяц назад +3

      _The Father of all Pancakes_

    • @frozenflame34
      @frozenflame34 Месяц назад

      @@Damy-t4vFOAP

  • @Proud_of_Yourself
    @Proud_of_Yourself 2 месяца назад +16

    And in regards to hurricane names, certain names are retired if a hurricane is so deadly or costly due it being inappropriate due to sensitivity

    • @LegorocketsAnimation
      @LegorocketsAnimation 2 месяца назад +1

      Retired from hurricane use or human use?

    • @Proud_of_Yourself
      @Proud_of_Yourself 2 месяца назад +3

      @@LegorocketsAnimation Hurricane use, humans can still use the name

    • @silver_was_found
      @silver_was_found 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Proud_of_Yourself I have a friend named Katrina 💀

  • @najrenchelf2751
    @najrenchelf2751 2 месяца назад +40

    5:45 - isn't it "for f*ck's sake"? Like with an apostrophe?

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 2 месяца назад +5

      yeah, by analogy with 'for God's sake'-- and anyone who disbelieves me will realise I'm right if they should try to bowdlerize that to remove the blasphemy, because then it's 'for His sake', a possessive pronoun, and the possessive is in English typically rendered with an apostrophe-S.
      I remember this argument from last time

  • @leoskoble
    @leoskoble 2 месяца назад +24

    "For the sake of fuck"

  • @jwalster9412
    @jwalster9412 2 месяца назад +108

    Things i can eat as a n atheist: 1997 toyota Celica.

    • @crescentx3
      @crescentx3 2 месяца назад +4

      They’re a real delicacy!

    • @gen1945
      @gen1945 2 месяца назад +9

      a ‘91 Miata is very tender when sous vede’d for 4hrs then seared for 12 minutes, highly suggest seasoning with salt and pepper

    • @WNB_Guy912
      @WNB_Guy912 2 месяца назад +2

      Dude can I eat that for free

    • @Forgshorts
      @Forgshorts 5 дней назад +1

      Relatable

  • @linuxares
    @linuxares 2 месяца назад +11

    That doctor that cured ulcers helped me (not personally but his findings) to cure my ulcer caused by stress and those bacteria. IBS sucks but I'm thankful for him each time I see this reminder.

  • @bridgetbenson6291
    @bridgetbenson6291 2 месяца назад +34

    I think it's "for fuck's sake". 5:58

    • @asmariamoon
      @asmariamoon 2 месяца назад +9

      @@bridgetbenson6291 Yep, since it's for a work email, it's important to have the proper punctuation.

    • @GunsAndAmmo3
      @GunsAndAmmo3 2 месяца назад

      ​@@asmariamoonbut this isn't correct?

    • @asmariamoon
      @asmariamoon 2 месяца назад

      @@GunsAndAmmo3 What isn't correct about the apostrophe? The sake belongs to fuck, therefore it is fuck's sake.

    •  2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@GunsAndAmmo3is it not (for the sake of fuck, as opposed to God)?

    • @GunsAndAmmo3
      @GunsAndAmmo3 2 месяца назад +1

      Period outside quoterions

  • @KeeganMakesOpinions
    @KeeganMakesOpinions 2 месяца назад +19

    Petition for Robin to have a big compilation made of his funniest moments

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 2 месяца назад +34

    The only thing that can beat a full English breakfast is a full Irish breakfast.

    • @jordanhunter3375
      @jordanhunter3375 2 месяца назад +3

      How much potato is involved in an Irish breakfast?

    • @boinkmaster9000
      @boinkmaster9000 2 месяца назад +4

      depends on how much vodka you pair with it

    • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
      @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 2 месяца назад

      @jordanhunter3375 Maybe some leftovers from another meal, not typically that much anyhows.

    • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
      @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 2 месяца назад +1

      @boinkmaster9000 Surely you mean Whiskey? Vodka is more Slavic and Eastern European.

    • @legoqueen2445
      @legoqueen2445 2 месяца назад

      So true! It's been 23 years since I had a full Irish and it hasn't been beaten since!

  • @cowmann3555
    @cowmann3555 2 месяца назад +47

    they would probably be like "uhh who's missing.."

  • @Nacho-x8l
    @Nacho-x8l 2 месяца назад +10

    2:26 their breakfast is so good they fully gave up trying to make the other meals good thats why

    • @BazingusBoi
      @BazingusBoi Месяц назад

      Try toad in the hole. Doesn't sound nice, but Yorkshire pudding and sausage is amazing

  • @hluccaskywalker8329
    @hluccaskywalker8329 2 месяца назад +13

    15:10 this guy's just Hephaestus I guess

  • @TCHorwood-xq7mw
    @TCHorwood-xq7mw 2 месяца назад +11

    "If you would eat well in England, have breakfast three times a day." Samuel Johnson

  • @jpbaley2016
    @jpbaley2016 2 месяца назад +5

    3:13 it’s called distracted driving or even reckless driving. Though most places don’t include specific verbiage, eating and/or drinking, it requires you to remove a hand from the steering wheel and cause a safety risk.

  • @KimyrTheKlanceShipper
    @KimyrTheKlanceShipper Месяц назад +3

    9:59 SHUT UP ROBIN
    YOUR MAKING ME CRY-

  • @abadminecraftplayer
    @abadminecraftplayer 2 месяца назад +7

    5:50 I think it'd be "for f's sake". Since it's for the sake of that particular f, it's possessive, and therefore needs an apostrophe between "f*ck" and the "s"

  • @ryanswaynow
    @ryanswaynow 2 месяца назад +7

    According to Bruce Lee in the famous “be water” interview It’s actually pronounced “YIP Man”; Bruce even spells it out in the interview and starts it off with the letter “Y”.

  • @fakebobbyhill296
    @fakebobbyhill296 2 месяца назад +10

    Hey ballon guy. Commas matter. It’s the difference between “Rob, the Balloon Guy” and “Rob the Balloon Guy.”

  • @IlGreven
    @IlGreven 2 месяца назад +6

    I mean, an enterprising cop could construe eating while driving as "distracted driving", too...

  • @tommy8716
    @tommy8716 2 месяца назад +14

    18:00 are you saying UnnecessaryInventions made an unnecessary invention?

  • @Trainboyz1.
    @Trainboyz1. 2 месяца назад +6

    1:14 "Fine, I'll do it myself"

  • @MegaPhycoKiller
    @MegaPhycoKiller 2 месяца назад +28

    unfortunately the hector guy is edited. while he does play a lot of characters named hector, he plays a lot of other Mexican names. his role in price of glory is named "angel" not hector.

  • @blastodermis
    @blastodermis 2 месяца назад +6

    14:45 Now I can imagine someone hiring their services, paying the 25 extra, and just trying to also lose on a 2002 civic just to troll the bike's owner

  • @squeaktheswan2007
    @squeaktheswan2007 2 месяца назад +4

    7:23
    He's making a multiverse saga. Into the Hectorverse!

  • @deafiefox
    @deafiefox 2 месяца назад +5

    Deafie here-yes, Deafness is absolutely a superpower. Robin gets 100 points for being a Deaf ally

  • @StrawberryCuthulu
    @StrawberryCuthulu Месяц назад +2

    I love it when people like dietitians and religious folks make videos labeled “what I can’t/I do eat as a _____”, because it’s always just normal stuff for people like the dietitians and stuff nobody can eat for people like priests, it’s always so wholesome because it’s people saying that you can eat anything you want or do anything you want

  • @SollowP
    @SollowP Месяц назад +2

    3:05 pretending to do a crime (while not actually doing a crime) is still illegal is some places.
    "I was just pretending to do reckless driving."
    "I was just pretending to steal stuff."
    "I was just pretending to do aggravated assault"

    • @yes45s
      @yes45s Месяц назад

      eating while driving is a crime so he was still doing a crime lol

  • @cosmiccatalyst6448
    @cosmiccatalyst6448 2 месяца назад +5

    WE NEED MORE OF DAMIEN DOING R/FACEPALM, R/IHADASTROKE, R/COMEDYHEAVEN AND R/COMEDYCEMETERY!!!

  • @Crimzon0
    @Crimzon0 2 месяца назад +4

    The priest on the thumbnail is Father David Michael, he great

  • @WingsandBlades257
    @WingsandBlades257 2 месяца назад +9

    Robin! Finally the funny parts of my brain can be tickled.

  • @PeoplecallmeLucifer
    @PeoplecallmeLucifer 2 месяца назад +10

    1:20 ye this is what Fleming did with Penicillin

  • @Danka42
    @Danka42 Месяц назад +1

    6:13 Dude was kidnapped by the mafia and noone's even looking for him 😭

  • @Hadrians_hangout
    @Hadrians_hangout Месяц назад +1

    After I saw the boots I would have been like "oh no! Anyway"

  • @Captain_Timezone
    @Captain_Timezone 14 дней назад +1

    5:42 “you can’t kill me, I killed your wife”

  • @krillissueonshrimpment
    @krillissueonshrimpment 2 месяца назад +12

    6:04 pasta la vista*

  • @Khronically-online-kat
    @Khronically-online-kat 2 месяца назад +6

    13:05 i can confirm it dose look like a florida pool

  • @samuelcheung4799
    @samuelcheung4799 2 месяца назад +6

    3:50 - "I'm my own grandpa...."

  • @harrisoncook1002
    @harrisoncook1002 Месяц назад +2

    10:07 worst song to play at a funeral is im still standing😂😂😂

  • @thevrana
    @thevrana 2 месяца назад +6

    Pretty sure it's not allowed to drive and eat, but never heard someone got a ticket for it.

    • @winniethepooht5776
      @winniethepooht5776 Месяц назад

      It's regional, in some places it's straight up illegal and can get you ticketed as it's a distraction.

  • @RandomnesssE
    @RandomnesssE 2 месяца назад +6

    6:54 “dumb” if you know you know

  • @daemonburns-waight2421
    @daemonburns-waight2421 2 месяца назад +5

    11:28
    "Im gonna start my own storm naming system. And it's gonna have blackjack! And hookers!
    In fact, forget the storms and the blackjack!"

    • @mrman_4234
      @mrman_4234 2 месяца назад +2

      "Daww, screw the whole thing."

  • @melvinmcfly4498
    @melvinmcfly4498 2 месяца назад +6

    14:14 dawg that’s a 2000 Lincoln Town Car

    • @blockbusterhero2989
      @blockbusterhero2989 Месяц назад

      Fr

    • @kovy6447
      @kovy6447 Месяц назад

      isnt it almost the same as the 2000s Crown Victoria?

    • @melvinmcfly4498
      @melvinmcfly4498 Месяц назад

      @@kovy6447 same platform and engine, so, yes.

    • @kovy6447
      @kovy6447 Месяц назад

      @@melvinmcfly4498 no, i mean the body

  • @HatsODoom
    @HatsODoom 2 месяца назад +4

    Good to see people keeping Rick Roll alive.

  • @jwalster9412
    @jwalster9412 2 месяца назад +5

    14:33 tell him your in a genuinely fast car, and then show up tonthe race on a moped amd see how he loses that.

    • @daemonburns-waight2421
      @daemonburns-waight2421 2 месяца назад

      Lol I guess he could just stall his bike or something, that'd be funny af 🤣

  • @TheSkubna
    @TheSkubna 2 месяца назад +1

    The dude rebuilding the engine in the desert was most likely a travelling mechanic

  • @fiveelevenevan
    @fiveelevenevan 2 месяца назад +1

    Props to Fr. David Michael Moses. He gave up his favorite snack. For Jesus.

  • @Clay-qq5vb
    @Clay-qq5vb 2 месяца назад +6

    1:07 dr house moment

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 2 месяца назад +17

    I don't get the "don't like your own comment". Ofcourse I like my own comment, I posted it, ofcourse I like it!
    Are you saying you're out here posting stuff you don't think is worthy of a single like? Ladsyo, go and give yourself a like, don't undervalue yourself!

    •  2 месяца назад +1

      I think that it is seen as self-congratulatory, like the image of Obama giving himself a medal.

  • @CupidGaming522
    @CupidGaming522 2 месяца назад +2

    You can beat a full english breakfast with a full southern breakfast any day

    • @winniethepooht5776
      @winniethepooht5776 Месяц назад

      Definitely, I can think of any full breakfast in the US that easily beats out an English breakfast. One thing I'll give Britain credit for, though: fish n chips was an ingenious idea and a wonderful contribution to the culinary world. Still isn't an excuse for how bland a lot of their food is considering they OWNED INDIA, the land of INFINITE spices! And what did they do? Went to China and got tea and gunpowder.

  • @parcormasteryesiknowispell4337
    @parcormasteryesiknowispell4337 2 месяца назад +7

    0:28
    And there's proly still piss on the floor lol😂

  • @kos2919
    @kos2919 Месяц назад

    Holy shit that "We're in French, we decapitate kings" was such a great comeback. And I thought the French lost their balls a long time ago.

  • @owencoles2798
    @owencoles2798 2 месяца назад +2

    That first one would genuinely wreck the the actual Batman.

  • @alextrill1746
    @alextrill1746 28 дней назад

    Best way to react to boots inside concrete is to buy the cheapest mourning flower arrangement, and leave by the boots.

  • @xjanise2412
    @xjanise2412 2 месяца назад +3

    2:56 people duct tape bibles, cuz they touch/hold/read it a lot and the cover gets worn

  • @GDavis-e5g
    @GDavis-e5g 27 дней назад

    I’m totally playing mozart at my funeral.
    His canon in b-flat major is perfect

  • @schiefer1103
    @schiefer1103 2 месяца назад +5

    9:13 I think that is called a “drought”, you may have heard of them before.

    • @Sukii-hh1fi
      @Sukii-hh1fi Месяц назад +1

      No, droughts do not affect sea level, as the sea is globally connected and droughts are regional phenomena only capable of affecting rivers and lakes. It is most likely the Bay of Fundy between the Canadian provinces of Nova Scotia and New Brunswick. The tides in the Bay of Fundy vary depending on location, but they are the most extreme in the world nonetheless, with a maximum range of 16 metres.

  • @jacksonfunke8230
    @jacksonfunke8230 2 месяца назад +2

    I think I saw the church where my boyscout troop meets in the background of that priest picture. I see that weird boarded up door and everything unless that's standard in catholic churches.

  • @Equ3strianGam3r
    @Equ3strianGam3r 2 месяца назад

    I remember at my grandpa's funeral that I did get upset the day prior at the viewing. However, at the funeral itself I started picturing him sitting up and going, "well what are you all doing here". Me and my brother the whole time were laughing and trying to stay quiet but, it only made it worse trying to hold it in. My mom and grandma were really mad the rest of the day.

  • @BraydenSanchez-jx4uj
    @BraydenSanchez-jx4uj 2 месяца назад +5

    Tell me why one of the funniest things I've seen today is the mug with googly eyes 2:21

  • @Pandapondue
    @Pandapondue 2 месяца назад +1

    I have commented on this before, but based on the presenter's (Robin's?) tone, he might agree with a lot of people that "cOps ArE bAD", but in case, while you think you're so cool and rebel, and you pulled an epic troll and totally owned fools, maybe it, you know, does actually wasted cops' time uselessly?
    So maybe if they "invent a reason", they are completely justified? "It's just a prank, bro" meme actually exists for a reason. You don't fake a bank robbery with a toy gun (or a gun shaped cookie), and when cops arrive, expect everybody to share a friendly chuckle. And don't tell me this would be a totally different situation.
    I'm referencing 3:05.

  • @lisuru5302
    @lisuru5302 2 месяца назад +1

    im gettin real good at guessing the narrator before i click the video to watch xD. unlike the other where a collab of zach and damien caught me super off guard. now i need a all narrators come together collab.

  • @ericsoucie2865
    @ericsoucie2865 2 месяца назад

    1:20 There's a book of scientists who did stuff like this. One of them even took a scalpul and cut the blisters of a patient with that mosquito transmitted plague then he took that same scalpul and cut himself with it to prove the mosquito bites where the cause of that plague. He also took notes throughout it so it was helpful to others. Just imagine a guy almost paralized forcing himself to write notes on his death bed about his condition.
    Another one just kept cranking the heat up to test the bodys limit.

  • @AmazingAutist
    @AmazingAutist 2 месяца назад +10

    Self-Note: *_*
    *3:50** ----- **3:58*

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 2 месяца назад

      ​@@GunsAndAmmo3 for you. I hear something that triggers my misophonia. Which is why I made the note for mySELF.

    • @GunsAndAmmo3
      @GunsAndAmmo3 2 месяца назад

      @@AmazingAutist why did you comment

  • @creatureslim
    @creatureslim Месяц назад

    Most likely, there will be laughter and yelling it would depend on the boss and how much the crew f's around with'em.

  • @Shae_Sandybanks
    @Shae_Sandybanks 2 месяца назад +2

    I did something similar to the pay 50c for beans and then select no beans (was a sauce or something) so my order qualified for free delivery lol

  • @DembaiVT
    @DembaiVT Месяц назад

    A friend of the family passed away and his son picked out "dont fear the reaper" by blue oyster cult. Made me smile. 😊

  • @RandomWord53
    @RandomWord53 2 месяца назад +1

    5:10 poor cencorship, i can see through the black boxes

  • @Bikertrons
    @Bikertrons Месяц назад

    3:09 technially yes that is illegal as you have to have both hands on the wheel unless you need to remove your hands to operate a controll like the gear stick for manual cars or your indicators... etc

  • @Efreeti
    @Efreeti Месяц назад

    The Hector one is sadly a Wikipedia vandalism. He has played a couple different Hectors though. His name is Noel Gugliemi, for those wondering.

  • @NickReyes-vd2ke
    @NickReyes-vd2ke Месяц назад +1

    15:29 the only time it’s cool to like your own post
    He says as he presses the like button.

    • @NickReyes-vd2ke
      @NickReyes-vd2ke Месяц назад

      No one like this post it’ll ruin the joke

  • @MSRTA_Productions
    @MSRTA_Productions 2 месяца назад +10

    Emkay's the REAL madlad. Hands down.