As a guy doing an apprenticeship at a construction site, if I saw some boots under rubble or asphalt, I'd probably go a bit closer, squish the boot to make sure there's no foot in there and then laugh about it and try troll my mates by fake panicking.
1:20 He also found that that bacteria helps prevent allergies. I don't mean helps stop allergic reactions. I mean helps stop the allergy from being an allergy in the first place.
At my high school there was a tradition that the senior class would pull some kind of prank during the last days of the school year. My junior year the seniors collected realty signs from around the area and planted them in the school's front yard.
Imagine being hector in 11 different movies him: Oh I'm an actor of 11 different movies! her: cool so who were you? him: I was hector her: In which movie? him: all of them
3:06 the cops don't have to come up with a reason to write him a ticket. You're legally not allowed to eat behind the wheel, as it's occupying your hands and serving as a distraction, no matter how minor you think that may be.
The H. "Pyroli" story is true, but the bacteria is H. Pylori, Helicobacter pylori. The doctor is an Australian physician named Dr. Barry Marshall. Dude is a beast. He self funded much of his research just to improve treatment options to a host of ailments. The bacterium, H. pylori, eats the stomach lining of the host but only severe cases cause significant peptic ulcers which may have contributed to the initial dismissal of Marshall's claims. I had it for years when I was a kid and it hurts like hell. The treatment is easy, just take a cycle of antibiotics, but I kept getting misdiagnosed for 3 years. My mom finally found a doctor willing to actually run tests and not pass it off as a stomach ache. Yay US medical system! But in all seriousness if you have frequent stomach aches, acid reflux, or heartburn, ask your doctor to test for H. pylori. The test can be as simple as a blood test and can save you from irreparable damage to your entire digestive tract.
I turn off my hearing aids when things get too loud. I'm only mildly hearing impaired so I can't exactly mute people, but it's such a relief when I can just turn the volume down on life
British food is actually great (now), it just got a bad reputation because the country struggled with rationing and food insecurity so long after WWII ended that there wasn't a lot to work with. Like it is heavy, but tasty.
I don't get the "don't like your own comment". Ofcourse I like my own comment, I posted it, ofcourse I like it! Are you saying you're out here posting stuff you don't think is worthy of a single like? Ladsyo, go and give yourself a like, don't undervalue yourself!
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I think that it is seen as self-congratulatory, like the image of Obama giving himself a medal.
yeah, by analogy with 'for God's sake'-- and anyone who disbelieves me will realise I'm right if they should try to bowdlerize that to remove the blasphemy, because then it's 'for His sake', a possessive pronoun, and the possessive is in English typically rendered with an apostrophe-S. I remember this argument from last time
15:26 If this is the same story I know, the guy didn't actually rebuild the truck and drive it to safety. He straight up disassembled the bus and its engine and made a F**king motorcycle out of them, which he drove to safety. (He was then immediately fined for driving an unregistered vehicle).
According to Bruce Lee in the famous “be water” interview It’s actually pronounced “YIP Man”; Bruce even spells it out in the interview and starts it off with the letter “Y”.
That doctor that cured ulcers helped me (not personally but his findings) to cure my ulcer caused by stress and those bacteria. IBS sucks but I'm thankful for him each time I see this reminder.
14:45 Now I can imagine someone hiring their services, paying the 25 extra, and just trying to also lose on a 2002 civic just to troll the bike's owner
im gettin real good at guessing the narrator before i click the video to watch xD. unlike the other where a collab of zach and damien caught me super off guard. now i need a all narrators come together collab.
I remember at my grandpa's funeral that I did get upset the day prior at the viewing. However, at the funeral itself I started picturing him sitting up and going, "well what are you all doing here". Me and my brother the whole time were laughing and trying to stay quiet but, it only made it worse trying to hold it in. My mom and grandma were really mad the rest of the day.
9:34 Also a good idea is to record a message that will be played at your funeral. A message each for one of you most important friends and family members, something that can make them smile, like a dumb funny accident you had together with them. And you should also say either at the start of the message or at the end that you won't be sad if they don't show up, that it's good that they have a reason not to come to your funeral because it shows that tehy still have other important people that they care about and that they can continue living a happy live
3:13 it’s called distracted driving or even reckless driving. Though most places don’t include specific verbiage, eating and/or drinking, it requires you to remove a hand from the steering wheel and cause a safety risk.
I’m not even going to write a comment about how I got here thirty minutes after upload or how I stayed up to watch it. I’m that much of a madlad. Ugh, so tired…..
If I was working at that construction site and I came across a pair of old boots, then I would recruit a co-worker to join me in pranking the rest of the crew. It would be like this... Me: Hey Steve, you want to play a prank on everyone else with me? Steve: Absloutely! What do you need me to do? Me: OK great! So bring me that pair of spare boots, and just don't let anyone see you with them or you give them to me. Steve: Ok got you, then what? Me: Then you go hide behind the dumpster, we are going to pretend it's you that got stuck under the asphalt, so when you hear me scream, "Oh dear God No! It's Steve under there! Help! we gotta get him out!" Do not come out until a good 5 minutes later Steve: Brilliant, now I'm going to get you those boots in stealth mode! Let's do this! 🤣💀
With the tape the cover of books to look like a Bible, honestly a lot of people at the churches I’ve attended in the past have bibles that are falling apart. I have ones from my great grandma that have seen better days and literally have their spines falling apart (my own is a bit scruffy but probably more so from moving like 7 times, since I tend to focus more on how scripture has changed in different translations rather than assuming one translation is 100% an accurate interpretation and not just the interpretation made by one person or group of people and their biases). If the fellow used the same colored tape and used roughly the same sized books, I highly doubt someone at a church would notice the difference. Even if they do, grandpa’s probably old enough that they’re not going to say anything about it because no one argues with grandpa 😂 he’s been here long enough, he can do what he wants lol
I think I saw the church where my boyscout troop meets in the background of that priest picture. I see that weird boarded up door and everything unless that's standard in catholic churches.
8:30 I showed his ramble (That only happens in the US ) to my mother (who works as HR manager at the company she is in) and she didn't say anything, just lifted her hand and flipped my computer's screen off
2:20 the biggest reason why British Food is THAT bad is because of Rationing. The UK is still rationing their food at least a decade after World War II. They were decolonizing, and there's influx of people that were fighting the war returning home... You need extra food... Since you can't spawn food out of thin air... you retain eating those canned and preserved slops well over a decade... It stuck for a while even after the rationing got lifted. There's seriously awesome British Food... English Breakfast, Cornish Pasties, Humble pie, Toad in a hole, Fish and Chips, Haggis (yes haggis is awesome. It's a Giant Sheep Sausage ffs!). Those Jellied eels, Bovril soup, Chicken in a can, Baked beans on plain toast or whatever have yous are struggle foods so of course they suck balls
5:58 - Actually 🤓☝️the grammatically correct version is: Oh, for fuck's sake! And this is because the word fuck in this phrase (or sentence) is the subject and so it's possessive of the word sake, as in it is the sake of the fuck. (I hope that makes sense! And please like this comment if you would like to attend my TedTalk on the proper usage of grammar in the English language!) 👍
As a guy doing an apprenticeship at a construction site, if I saw some boots under rubble or asphalt, I'd probably go a bit closer, squish the boot to make sure there's no foot in there and then laugh about it and try troll my mates by fake panicking.
"HOLY SH-T WE KILLED DAVE WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?"
If I saw boots inside concrete I would probably just stare at it and say "huh that's weird" and just walk away
personally, I would be like "hey free boots!" and take em.
storing "Add fake foot to boot" to my list of steps for this prank
1:20
He also found that that bacteria helps prevent allergies.
I don't mean helps stop allergic reactions.
I mean helps stop the allergy from being an allergy in the first place.
can he reattach my jaw?
At my high school there was a tradition that the senior class would pull some kind of prank during the last days of the school year. My junior year the seniors collected realty signs from around the area and planted them in the school's front yard.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 that’s perfect actually.
Imagine being hector in 11 different movies
him: Oh I'm an actor of 11 different movies!
her: cool so who were you?
him: I was hector
her: In which movie?
him: all of them
Hector salamanca 🤘
It’s not real. They just used inspect element on his Wikipedia page
@@imvivalamilo r/woosh
@@TexTheGuy The joke isn’t funny if it’s bs
@@imvivalamilo oh boy arent you fun at partys
3:06 the cops don't have to come up with a reason to write him a ticket. You're legally not allowed to eat behind the wheel, as it's occupying your hands and serving as a distraction, no matter how minor you think that may be.
9:25 For anyone curious, the title of this song is "Merry-Go-Round Broke Down". Thanks, Roger Rabbit.
0:56 the other workers: "AH STEVE, NOOOOOOOOO"
The H. "Pyroli" story is true, but the bacteria is H. Pylori, Helicobacter pylori. The doctor is an Australian physician named Dr. Barry Marshall. Dude is a beast. He self funded much of his research just to improve treatment options to a host of ailments. The bacterium, H. pylori, eats the stomach lining of the host but only severe cases cause significant peptic ulcers which may have contributed to the initial dismissal of Marshall's claims. I had it for years when I was a kid and it hurts like hell. The treatment is easy, just take a cycle of antibiotics, but I kept getting misdiagnosed for 3 years. My mom finally found a doctor willing to actually run tests and not pass it off as a stomach ache. Yay US medical system!
But in all seriousness if you have frequent stomach aches, acid reflux, or heartburn, ask your doctor to test for H. pylori. The test can be as simple as a blood test and can save you from irreparable damage to your entire digestive tract.
6:58 As someone who sometimes gets pretty sensitive to loud noises due to ✨rAnDoM pArAnOiA✨, that sounds AMAZING
Exactly!
1:58
That's not the partner you should "strive to get"
That's the partner you should strive to be.
]es unfortunately
in this world, everyone wants change.
but no one WANTS to change.
@@AffectionateLocomotive that change always starts with you brother
i'd say both
@@gae_wead_dad_6914 idk maybe.
0:19 imagine some mf called Ben sees this bathroom
I mean someone named Ben probably did on account of that was probably the guys name
I just said this to my brother who is also named Ben XD
I turn off my hearing aids when things get too loud. I'm only mildly hearing impaired so I can't exactly mute people, but it's such a relief when I can just turn the volume down on life
British food is actually great (now), it just got a bad reputation because the country struggled with rationing and food insecurity so long after WWII ended that there wasn't a lot to work with. Like it is heavy, but tasty.
they would probably be like "uhh who's missing.."
"If you would eat well in England, have breakfast three times a day." Samuel Johnson
0:17 "Don't you know? My legal name is actually 🅱️en."
I don't get the "don't like your own comment". Ofcourse I like my own comment, I posted it, ofcourse I like it!
Are you saying you're out here posting stuff you don't think is worthy of a single like? Ladsyo, go and give yourself a like, don't undervalue yourself!
I think that it is seen as self-congratulatory, like the image of Obama giving himself a medal.
"For the sake of fuck"
5:45 - isn't it "for f*ck's sake"? Like with an apostrophe?
yeah, by analogy with 'for God's sake'-- and anyone who disbelieves me will realise I'm right if they should try to bowdlerize that to remove the blasphemy, because then it's 'for His sake', a possessive pronoun, and the possessive is in English typically rendered with an apostrophe-S.
I remember this argument from last time
Petition for Robin to have a big compilation made of his funniest moments
I vote
3:57 Isn't that how "I'm my own grandpa" thing happened?
Things i can eat as a n atheist: 1997 toyota Celica.
They’re a real delicacy!
a ‘91 Miata is very tender when sous vede’d for 4hrs then seared for 12 minutes, highly suggest seasoning with salt and pepper
18:10 that guy owns a company and RUclips channel called "unnecessary inventions" (I think that's the wording)
After looking it up, it probably is.
I think it's "for fuck's sake". 5:58
@@bridgetbenson6291 Yep, since it's for a work email, it's important to have the proper punctuation.
@@asmariamoonbut this isn't correct?
@@GunsAndAmmo3 What isn't correct about the apostrophe? The sake belongs to fuck, therefore it is fuck's sake.
@@GunsAndAmmo3is it not (for the sake of fuck, as opposed to God)?
Period outside quoterions
9:05 That boat was probably tied up in the Bay of Fundy, where sea level can vary by as much as 16 m (53 feet) due to tides.
As a New Brunswicker, can verify
The only thing that can beat a full English breakfast is a full Irish breakfast.
How much potato is involved in an Irish breakfast?
depends on how much vodka you pair with it
@jordanhunter3375 Maybe some leftovers from another meal, not typically that much anyhows.
@boinkmaster9000 Surely you mean Whiskey? Vodka is more Slavic and Eastern European.
So true! It's been 23 years since I had a full Irish and it hasn't been beaten since!
15:26 If this is the same story I know, the guy didn't actually rebuild the truck and drive it to safety. He straight up disassembled the bus and its engine and made a F**king motorcycle out of them, which he drove to safety. (He was then immediately fined for driving an unregistered vehicle).
That’s like, EVEN COOLER
Robin! Finally the funny parts of my brain can be tickled.
Hey ballon guy. Commas matter. It’s the difference between “Rob, the Balloon Guy” and “Rob the Balloon Guy.”
According to Bruce Lee in the famous “be water” interview It’s actually pronounced “YIP Man”; Bruce even spells it out in the interview and starts it off with the letter “Y”.
1:20 ye this is what Fleming did with Penicillin
That doctor that cured ulcers helped me (not personally but his findings) to cure my ulcer caused by stress and those bacteria. IBS sucks but I'm thankful for him each time I see this reminder.
14:45 Now I can imagine someone hiring their services, paying the 25 extra, and just trying to also lose on a 2002 civic just to troll the bike's owner
That first one would genuinely wreck the the actual Batman.
I love how this implies that 1994 Toyota Corollas were edible
im gettin real good at guessing the narrator before i click the video to watch xD. unlike the other where a collab of zach and damien caught me super off guard. now i need a all narrators come together collab.
10:17 at my friend Max’s funeral I’m gonna sing I’m still standing, and at my friend Spoons’ funeral I’m gonna sing another one bites the dust
Pretty sure it's not allowed to drive and eat, but never heard someone got a ticket for it.
Good to see people keeping Rick Roll alive.
And in regards to hurricane names, certain names are retired if a hurricane is so deadly or costly due it being inappropriate due to sensitivity
Retired from hurricane use or human use?
@@LegorocketsAnimation Hurricane use, humans can still use the name
Each time you post, I'm excited!
9:13 I think that is called a “drought”, you may have heard of them before.
Emkay's the REAL madlad. Hands down.
Tell me why one of the funniest things I've seen today is the mug with googly eyes 2:21
13:45 No, dude, he didn't make a single _normal_ pancake. He made a single _gigantic_ pancake using _all_ the batter.
I did something similar to the pay 50c for beans and then select no beans (was a sauce or something) so my order qualified for free delivery lol
2:26 their breakfast is so good they fully gave up trying to make the other meals good thats why
I remember at my grandpa's funeral that I did get upset the day prior at the viewing. However, at the funeral itself I started picturing him sitting up and going, "well what are you all doing here". Me and my brother the whole time were laughing and trying to stay quiet but, it only made it worse trying to hold it in. My mom and grandma were really mad the rest of the day.
9:34 Also a good idea is to record a message that will be played at your funeral. A message each for one of you most important friends and family members, something that can make them smile, like a dumb funny accident you had together with them. And you should also say either at the start of the message or at the end that you won't be sad if they don't show up, that it's good that they have a reason not to come to your funeral because it shows that tehy still have other important people that they care about and that they can continue living a happy live
3:13 it’s called distracted driving or even reckless driving. Though most places don’t include specific verbiage, eating and/or drinking, it requires you to remove a hand from the steering wheel and cause a safety risk.
WE NEED MORE OF DAMIEN DOING R/FACEPALM, R/IHADASTROKE, R/COMEDYHEAVEN AND R/COMEDYCEMETERY!!!
In my family we throw a party, funeral is rare
I’m enjoying this think you EmKay
6:04 pasta la vista*
1:51
There are three types of POIs in MUN. This type of question; genuine questions; and people who are asking questions to just poke holes.
I’m not even going to write a comment about how I got here thirty minutes after upload or how I stayed up to watch it. I’m that much of a madlad. Ugh, so tired…..
If I was working at that construction site and I came across a pair of old boots, then I would recruit a co-worker to join me in pranking the rest of the crew. It would be like this...
Me: Hey Steve, you want to play a prank on everyone else with me?
Steve: Absloutely! What do you need me to do?
Me: OK great! So bring me that pair of spare boots, and just don't let anyone see you with them or you give them to me.
Steve: Ok got you, then what?
Me: Then you go hide behind the dumpster, we are going to pretend it's you that got stuck under the asphalt, so when you hear me scream, "Oh dear God No! It's Steve under there! Help! we gotta get him out!" Do not come out until a good 5 minutes later
Steve: Brilliant, now I'm going to get you those boots in stealth mode! Let's do this! 🤣💀
15:10 this guy's just Hephaestus I guess
6:13 ............ and later an audit discovered he embezzled 2.5 million dollars.
With the tape the cover of books to look like a Bible, honestly a lot of people at the churches I’ve attended in the past have bibles that are falling apart. I have ones from my great grandma that have seen better days and literally have their spines falling apart (my own is a bit scruffy but probably more so from moving like 7 times, since I tend to focus more on how scripture has changed in different translations rather than assuming one translation is 100% an accurate interpretation and not just the interpretation made by one person or group of people and their biases).
If the fellow used the same colored tape and used roughly the same sized books, I highly doubt someone at a church would notice the difference. Even if they do, grandpa’s probably old enough that they’re not going to say anything about it because no one argues with grandpa 😂 he’s been here long enough, he can do what he wants lol
18:10 Thats why he is called "Unnecessary Inventions"
5:48 the most professional way to say that would be “for the sake of fuck” or “for fuck’s sake”
I want "We Plough The Fields And Scatter" at my funeral.
11:28
"Im gonna start my own storm naming system. And it's gonna have blackjack! And hookers!
In fact, forget the storms and the blackjack!"
Things I can eat as a pagan: Lamborghini Aventador LP770-4 Super Veloce Jota 63 Edition Roadster
That doctor was impressive
Ahh yes a reddit where we all belong
5:45
I usually say "for fuck's sake"! Yes, including the apostrophe (this thing 👉').
4:41 this is too good to be true 😭
I think I saw the church where my boyscout troop meets in the background of that priest picture. I see that weird boarded up door and everything unless that's standard in catholic churches.
2:13
Blood pudding.
Jellied eels.
If the Brits invented it its vile, if they adopted it from another culture then its fine.
Both of those sound like food you'd get at a Halloween party, but they'd be dark red fruit punch and jello with gummy worms in it or something.
8:30 I showed his ramble (That only happens in the US ) to my mother (who works as HR manager at the company she is in) and she didn't say anything, just lifted her hand and flipped my computer's screen off
I wanted my funeral to be a roast, but my fiancee didn't like that. So instead I'm going to have somebody play the Anvil Chorus
18:01
Yes, like some sort of UNNECESSARY INVENTION or something
i unironically want live life from the sonic and the black knight soundtrack to play at my funeral
Better yet, ask someone to do a coffee run.😂
I mean, an enterprising cop could construe eating while driving as "distracted driving", too...
Self-Note: *_*
*3:50** ----- **3:58*
@@GunsAndAmmo3 for you. I hear something that triggers my misophonia. Which is why I made the note for mySELF.
@@AmazingAutist why did you comment
6:12 i know it's nerdy, but: *diavolo intensifies*
2:20 the biggest reason why British Food is THAT bad is because of Rationing.
The UK is still rationing their food at least a decade after World War II. They were decolonizing, and there's influx of people that were fighting the war returning home... You need extra food... Since you can't spawn food out of thin air... you retain eating those canned and preserved slops well over a decade... It stuck for a while even after the rationing got lifted.
There's seriously awesome British Food... English Breakfast, Cornish Pasties, Humble pie, Toad in a hole, Fish and Chips, Haggis (yes haggis is awesome. It's a Giant Sheep Sausage ffs!).
Those Jellied eels, Bovril soup, Chicken in a can, Baked beans on plain toast or whatever have yous are struggle foods so of course they suck balls
I'm going to be "that guy." It's H. pylori. Not H. pyroli. There, I got that out of my system.
Props to Fr. David Michael Moses. He gave up his favorite snack. For Jesus.
0:28
And there's proly still piss on the floor lol😂
The dude rebuilding the engine in the desert was most likely a travelling mechanic
5:58 I agree but would put an apostrophe since its possessive
14:33 tell him your in a genuinely fast car, and then show up tonthe race on a moped amd see how he loses that.
Lol I guess he could just stall his bike or something, that'd be funny af 🤣
Well it's technically "for fuck's sake", with apostrophe. "For the sake of fuck"
5:58 - Actually 🤓☝️the grammatically correct version is: Oh, for fuck's sake!
And this is because the word fuck in this phrase (or sentence) is the subject and so it's possessive of the word sake, as in it is the sake of the fuck.
(I hope that makes sense! And please like this comment if you would like to attend my TedTalk on the proper usage of grammar in the English language!) 👍
13:05 i can confirm it dose look like a florida pool
You can beat a full english breakfast with a full southern breakfast any day
I pick up the phone every time someone calls, unless it's a specific aunt
7:06 No, you're not crazy for thinking so. It's literally the only upside as near as I can tell so far.
i am now getting the evil eye from my dog ,while am trying to explain i didnt squeak her toy to play ,it was YOU
0:20 if Ben resigned and another guy replaced him, would the sign changed to “MAN”?
15:08 Well mate you're gonna try pretty damn hard otherwise you're walking home thru that desert
1:22 Dr. Alfred E. Newman
3:40 gotta make that Toyota logo family tree
Deafie here-yes, Deafness is absolutely a superpower. Robin gets 100 points for being a Deaf ally
You're a creative genius, seriously!
This is very bot-y , lol