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We once pulled the alt+F4 on a teacher. No one, be it us or the teacher, could fathom how he fell for it.
He was an IT teacher, we were IT students... It was supposed to be an insider joke.
Teachers are overworked and underpaid is likely how.
i think he had a brain fart
honestly rip on whatever he was working on unsaved
It's not as bad as the server admin that destroyed half the computers in the computer lab in school because I told him that "del *.*" Deleted the cache off the system and he ran it on all the PCs at once
@@amelioravictoriadionyssia3323 you didn't, he didn't omg that's so horrably funny
1:44 "Balls are SWINGIN'" I love Emkay quotes and randomly saying them to my friends without any context
can't believe he has 3 small star-shaped balls
@@theominouspigeon is that A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE
@@I.Love.Kiyotakano
😭
He's so fucking hilarious! 🤣
13:32 I would fill it with some red colored liquid soap, so they first would think it is watery ketchup but then when they try to wash it off they would realize it is actually soap.
And then they have to get more ☺
They will never be able to trust anything ever again.
@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 That’s the plan 😈😈😈
Yeesh. I think everyone has a little S@t@n in them 😬
I will be seen
There are 8 billion people in the world. 65% of that is 5.2 billion. On average, someone would spend around 5 minutes a day sitting on a toilet to take shit. That's about 0.35% of a day dedicated to that activity, which means that about 18.2 million people are sitting on a toilet (or the local equivalent) at any given time.
most interesting thing I've read today!
so i still get 5 billion people
No way it's only 5 minutes, I would expect at least 10
Nerd.
Lol.
My ass cannot be talking I'm in 10th grade and have precalculus.
some shat themself while asking their crush out
20:08 “wow, it sure was *nice* of you to give me that dollar”
*annoyed sigh as you fish out another dollar*
“wow, two dollars, you’re so generous, what a *nice* quality”
and so on
@@rascaltherascal very nice of you to point that out :)
@@rascaltherascalHow *nice* of you to clarify.
stop
@@MaxineP-rimethat’s not _nice_
@@itsmewzie *reluctantly gives you a dollar*
My one thing that I want for my funeral is that someone dresses up as the grim reaper. I've always wanted to dress up as one when I went to a funeral, but my mom wouldn't see the humor in it.
That's me
@@TheGrimReaperXDno way
Don't take this seriously, but you can always wait until someone's funeral is on halloween, then nobody could accuse you of being inconsiderate😅
No no no what you do is go to the nursing home at night as the Grim Reaper
The Loonie Toon's "That's all folks" for the curtain draw would have my spirit double over laughing!
I want "I fell into a burnin' ring of fire" for mine
*Looney tunes
Easy way to remember that it's Looney _Tunes,_ not Looney Toons: the alternate name is Merry Melodies. Tunes, melodies, both kinds of music.
6:22 -- If you're on the toilet you won't shit yourself; the wish will wait until you pull up your pants, then you'll shit yourself.
Evil
But then it would wait for you too?
2:50 i think changing a programmer's code and replacing semi-colons with Greek question marks is more immediately evil, and lasts longer if you can remap the keybind for semicolon to said symbol.
Oh my god this would be actual hell.
You'd need some sort of algorithm to do this automatically depending on the size of the code, you could be replacing semicolons for hours
@@webpombo7765 does your IDE not have a Refactor command?
@@webpombo7765"find and replace" is our lord savior
@@webpombo7765%s/;/;/g
Does anyone else think Robin or Jack should do a collab with The Click?
YES we need this
I certainly think so
OMG YES
Yes
Jack especially. The energy bouncing off eachother would be LEGENDARY
"I suspect they want to sin" TOOK ME OUT 😭
1:52 the chiller font brings back good memories. my sixteenth birthday, i made invitations, and i used that font as an edgy high schooler. it said "let's start a riot! mei's 16th birthday", in reference to the Three Days Grace song. ahhh simpler times...
My best friend passed away and had requested “ding dong the witch is dead” we couldn’t help but smile at her joke (also the funeral was on Halloween)
That’s amazing, rest in peace to her
3:10
One very specific instance: a Halloween party. My friend’s Mom hosted and made such chocolates, but they were labeled. People knew they were gambling when they bit into one of these. He brought them to our DnD session, and whenever I went to have one I’d tear it in half, first
Chiller font is still one of my favorites. I also had an undertale oc named after that font (cause skeletons in Undertale are font based). I'd say it was cringey but I have no shame.
thats very cool :D
Chiller as the name of an undertale skelebro is cool. It fits the font thing like you said. I think that's cooler than Ariel
I love that for you
Ah yes, my favorite undertale character, _Script 2_
@@snuuygaming38274Wingdings 2
15:49
Roses are red, the sky can be pink
I could have made this rhyme, but decided not to.
Wishing for me,
Praying for you,
People must breath
And I'm telling you you're doing it manually now
@@ftjellies bro whyyyy
@@da1syfr lel
@@ftjelliesSTOP
@Rose2ndC1L3 no
8:21 flagging this for nudity so a RUclips employee has to watch 20 minutes of EmKay
6:28 you know what.
Becoming an omnipotent and immortal.
The Chaos would be immeasurably
Hear me out: a tv show about this idea. but instead its ALL of humanity.
Storylines of people creating new species, and said species going to war, people creating magic, drama between people as someone cut another guys planet in half, that kinda shit
If you're omnipotent there would be no such thing as chaos. You have to have relativity to invoke chaos.
@@AIHumanEquality okay, so it wouldnt be chaotic for me to make a bright pink and cutesie, eldritch horror who needs to eat planets to survive, and is almost completely unkillable?
@@someguy15721No because you'd have made it on purpose. Chaos by its nature has to be unpredictable. An ordered madness is still ordered not chaos.
@@AIHumanEquality I mean there are billions of other people with very different goals that are just as powerful, so...
3:39 if I broke my toe from dropping something, I know damn well I would cackle at this care package. That’s gold.
Whether the weather be good, or whether the weather be bad. We'll weather the weather no matter the weather, whether it be good or be bad.
NOO
Is this a quote from “The Phantom Tollbooth” or am I crazy
Perfection👌
Oldie but a goodie.
I wonder whether with westerly winds and wetter weather the wonderfully wakeful wethers will woefully withdraw wither they will.
sounds like a limerick
6:40 There are 8 billion people on the earth, are you implying that 10-25% of the population is on the toilet at a time..? If 65% of people were to be affected i'd say maybe 10 million people or so would be on the toilet, and that still feels like a lot.
I reported this video for nudity so that a youtube employee is forced to watch this masterpiece.
Genius
I saw this just as that section came up
Samee
Bro
Idiot. bots review these. Also nice copy and pasted comment.
Hear me out
What if someone surgically inserted a singular hair folicle inside of someone’s leg. So every time they move, or do anything really, they will feel an insane inner itch that they can’t ever scratch. And they would also feel mild, not huge ammount of pain every time they walk. The folicle would be so small, and so well hidden that any attempt of removing it would be basically impossible.
Why did you think of this. Are you ok? It seems too cruel and knowledgeable for someone sane and well-being
@ couldn’t be feeling better.
@@Swabitty that "couldn't be feeling better" reminds me of that one "it's been 9 years, I hope everything is going well in your life!"
"It couldn't have been going worse, Keith"
@@airam1721 oh
I'm telling god
3:30 that one cracked me up so much damn it's such an amazing one, ALL reminders of his injury in hilarious ways, how tf do you get such a silly idea man
8:41 “Thats all folks!”
5:36 POV: The Sims
Thanks for the idea
0:25 Fortunately for those who might otherwise have aibohphobia, aibohphobia does not actually exist afaik. There's a word for it, but iirc there are no actual diagnosed cases of it. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliaphobia, however, does exist I believe (hopefully I spelled it right; I typed it from memory). That's the fear of long words.
You almost got it correct there you accidentally swapped the I and the L in the dailaphobia part
what does "afaik" and "iirc" mean? i have literally never heard those in my life lol
@@morganisapro8k "Afaik" is "as far as I know" and "iirc" is "if I recall correctly."
@@ForgetfulBeliirc could also be more easily remembered as “if i remember correctly” as words most people are familiar with
Got to love these cringe made up words
12:40 Ketchup actually originally meant just sauce, so the bottle is probably old af
@@danieltojzan6869 No catch up used to mean to reach something or someone.
@@AIHumanEqualitythey said ketchup, not catch up... 🙂
@@ihaunturcloset Whoosh.
Originally yes, however the words Ketchup and Sauce are still used today. In Australia for example we call Ketchup by the name Sauce. Ketchup is a word that got created imv within the US. Also, sauce are served hot, ketchup isnt.
@@AIHumanEquality 👏👏👏 nice joke, very funny.
7:23 "light hearted" mf this subreddit is supposed to be the opposite of light hearted
Yeah that guy is a villain
"You need to commit to the goddamn bit!" (15:10) The most hardcore thing I've heard today.
The one with Jerry and Robby is a social psych experiment where you give two groups an identical test, and in one group everyone has to answer it (so the distribution of time spent and results achieved is pretty normal), whereas in the other group only a small subset actually had to answer the test, with everyone else getting instructions like these to make it seem like the test was extremely easy. Turns out in the second scenario, people score *consistently* a lot lower than when just given the test normally
17:30 "South Park - The fractured but whole" did that. there's a quest where you have to follow Cartman and he complains about how he hates escort missions because of how slow you are
Genies did exist... until someone wished that they didn't.
omg you might be onto something
🧞♂️: 😮
Djinn did exist, until King Solomon . . .
Every December, I make Martha Washingtons for my family. They're delicious little truffles full of coconut and pecans, dipped in chocolate.
Next year, I'm adding a single Brussels sprout.
0:20 it’s much like hippopotomonstrosesquippedailaphobia which is the fear of long words, but don’t worry it has a shorter version of which is sesquiladailaphobia
Or really most speech impediments.
Lisp
Rhotacism
Lamdacism
Stutter
All include phonetic combinations especially hard for people with the condition to pronounce.
19:52 each time you need to sneeze, you have to pay a dollar in order to actually sneeze. Otherwise it doesn’t go away.
What does that mean for people in countries that don't use the dollar? Are we perpetually needing to sneeze?
@@anannoyance4807yes, *achoo* I am europ *achoo* ean and can confirm
@@anannoyance4807the exchange rate…?
Bro is NOT the wizard
1:31: This is why I'm glad that you can ask for a definition.
1:36 Why not banish the wallet-stealing fiend with your mighty stream to assert dominance?
19:16 think of how horrible it would be to have explosive mosquitoes
9:08 At my grandma's funeral my grandpa had all of us throw fishing lures in her grave
3:43 is just job humor between work colleagues. If i broke a toe at work i would laugh if someone got me those.
6:57 65% is 5,200,000,000 so yeah probably a lot on the toilet
Yeah but even if 1 billion were on the toilet then still half the world would shit themselves. I wonder what kind of news coverage that would get
Are you illiterate? 65% of people shit themselves, many of which won't be on the toilet.
Another guy estimated that only about 10 million people on the toilet
17:41 I find this one quite hilarious because me and one of my friends were texting earlier, wishing minor inconveniences on my bestie's ex because he's a freakin' jerk face now (from the things she's described to me and as a psychology student, I suspect he may be a narcissist) and that was one of my wishes on him lol. Some others I said were "I hope every time he puts his clothes in the dryer, no matter how long he leaves them in they come out just every so slightly damp" "I hope every time he eats a piece of chocolate, it's always slightly melted and makes a sticky, sugary mess" "I hope every time he takes a shower, there's annoying air pockets in the shampoo pump" and "I hope every time he goes to sleep, he's always just a little too hot with the blankets on, but a little too cold with them off" 😂 As a very passive girlie, this is the most violence one can ever get out of me. Unless you offer to battle me in a stick fight. In that case I'ma absolutely destroy your knuckles
This immediately reminded me of an old very popular Swedish rap song that ends with this kind of curses 😂 the end lyrics are something like "I hope you will never ever remember a pin code, that your watch is always 20 minutes late, and may all of your hard drives crash forever."
@ That is AMAZING 🤣
13:45 PVZ 2 devs making the newest plant:
It would probably move in a circle and the devs would still find a way to fuck up the animation
18:54 this reminds me of the directions test that just test how well you can follow directions.
See, I was the kid that actually wasn't fooled but I did the things anyway because I was bored 😢
20:19 the correct way to do it is the opposite it costs a dollar to be mean.
8:31 Elton john- I'm still standing
The WOMP WOMP actually killed me lmao
Selling someone's (fake) upper teeth is crazy
10:33 Even less people understand that hawks would have a really hard time even taking a small dog. The biggest bird struggles to lift a four pound rabbit, they aren’t going to try their luck with something that can bite back.
3:17 "We've all heard the horror stories."
(upbeat music playing in the background)
0:58 Blastin' Berry Cherry koolaid made for an excellent April Fool's prank
Wait wait wait the genie tv show idea is actually so fun 😅 (19:30)
8:42 *'Merry-Go-Round Broken Down'. 'March of the Gladiators' is also correct.*
19:12 *"I wish I had 4 wishes!" {Genie wiggles his fingers as if creating a miracle.} "You have 3 wishes."*
what
I wish I had 5 wishes!
honestly, the guy selling the teeth has a point
For the wish I'd wish for half a ton of gold. 65% of the population get's also half a ton of gold, making the price of gold plummet. Now it's cheap as plastic.
Pros: Now it can be used extensively for anything that requires electric contacts (gold doesn't rust)
Pro Pros: "Let's return to the gold standard" weirdos get to eat sh_t now because it's worthless.
10:23
My parents forcing me who doesnt know these bridgs to go over these for "a memorable experience":
8:10 i just flagged this for nudity so a youtube employee has to watch 20 minutes of emkay
“so im selling her upper teeth” 😭
I have revoked your upper teeth privileges
Marker bfdi :)
@Megumi-kp4br Airy one :)
Hi pin from the hit object show bfdi !!
@@Puddle_Bug Hi clock from the hit object show Its Time For The!!!
4:26 what's wrong about this?
He put the coin with a screw in the wet concrete in a way that when the concrete hardens, it will be impossible to pick up the coin.
@@Crimzon0 oh my god...
@@Crimzon0 EVIL
@@Crimzon0 that is evil and genius at the same time
Thank you for posting this; I was looking for the answer
3:25 One of my dad's friends actually did it. He made custom wrappers (Like quality street) as well.
12:56
For bonus points, fill it with watery mustard and ketchup! Boy will that be funny
13:37 This is absolutely, without a doubt, the most evil thing in this video.
If I saw a headjar I'd go "Wait what. Oh cool, how? Huh, neat. Shame it's not real.". And then I'd steal the idea.
6:09 no, I’ve never done a single embarrassing thing
While conscious enough to remember it :3
The best ones aren't when they ruin someones entire week but just when they waste 30 seconds of someone's time.
"It costs nothing to be nice"
"Well now it costs $1"
Isn't that just late-stage capitalism?
4:18 I Will. I most certainly will. Thank you
2:10 - You dont tell them Alt+F4 anymore, just tell them Ctrl+F4 will do it. If you dont know what it does, then I aint telling ya :)
I’ll say it, it closes the active tab or window
Windows Key + L
@@Zenixikolock screen
Aibohphobia is literally a hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia situation
Imagine you taking your boyfriend's candy and he sells your teeth
*cereal
8:00 W orange peanut, i love this youtuber
Same
3:03 this happened to me once. It took my dumba at least 3 bites to realize it was not in fact green chocolate. Now I know I love brussels sprouts
My friends genuinely do not let me do anything medical related because they all know that if I were a surgeon, as my patient would go under the anaesthesia, I would turn to my assistant and go "ok pull up the wikiHow article."
...and I absolutely would do that.
2:29 the oldest trick in the book
2:29 my curiosity got the better of me (I know what it does but it's like saying don't press the big red button)
15:50 yeah, I don't think Satan would drive a jeep.
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If you scrolled all the way down here, your gay. OoOoOoOoOoHhHh ScArY!
2:05 I remember always hating that font as a kid, lol. Meanwhile, EVERY font that resembled copperplate? My favorite thing as a child, and I still like em a lot.
18:34 this would be a fun game ngl, i loved breaking big pieces of ice when i was a kid
19:55 Every fast food chain has to have a reasonable $1 meal option.
17:23 Anne franks diary was published after she died
Thanks Patrick
16:51 that is the definition of selflessness to do something that will benefit other when gain nothing in return
4:11 If the couple wants to make it. Akward for the third wheeler just. Make fully focused eye contact while doing it😂
cuck chair!?
REFERENCE!?
he made a jschlatt reference
16:56 you return the cart to make the person who puts the carts back’s job better
20:28 doesn't work anyways because it's change the price. kindness doesn't have a price placed on it, so there is no price for being nice that can be changed to $1💀
Emkay and darkdom should collaborate
14:14 I would give them the mint for the joke but I would also put at least a hundred with it because of the help that it says they did
Classmate: curses
Me: I´m going to tell the teacher
Classmate: Avada..
16:48 This one doesn't work in the UK. We have Shopping trollys here, but they pretty much universally have coin opperated locks on them. When you put the trolly back it lets you take the coin back. So we do have something to gain here by returning them, a £1 coin.
It's funny how some people see nothing wrong with stealing a shopping cart worth several hundred pounds but resent losing a one pound deposit enough to return it.
Bananas without a b is a pineapple, why? Because, ananas is Malay for pineapple, nanas is pineapple. Therefore, ananas = apineapple.
2:41 i use alt f4 to quickly leave stuff
aibohphobia is wild
4:26 I don't understand what's going on here.
Me neither I was scrolling comments for an answer
6:24 cats. Cats that cuddle, but cats that unbelievably hate you when given to the evil people.
2:24 I actually used the alt+f4 thing on my brother (age 10) and he actually did it. Let's just say he didn't find it as humorous as I did.
YAAASSS GIVE ME THE ROBIN! Just what I needed this saturday morning!
1:43 BALLS
12:05 i had to pause to notice the vapes 💀
This soundtrack slaps, great choice!
You pfp mildly reminds me of the lady at 7:53
6:33 most wish granters are like the monkey's paw, so something vague enough to be different for each person but concise enough to not be able to be monkey's pawed
something like "answers"