I love how Rick and Sarah are shown being reckless while Andrew took the premeditated desicion of picking a straw and drink the chemical, the finest representation of casual idioticity vs competitive idioticity
I love how you don't even need to put a timestamp on this, I just came down to the comment section to see what people said about him and this is the first comment I saw
(1:13)I love how each one gets progressively shorter and less frequent and the years go on, but the decrease in length somehow doesn't detract from anything.
What's crazy is he actually got more engagement on his post the more times he made it, except for the last one (although it could be because of how recent the screenshot was from the post). Time and time again I see more proof that all the things we wouldn't do, out of some sense of shame or something are rewarded in wider society.
He posted it once, then again a year and a half later, then two years later, then SIX AND A HALF years later. Then an unknown number of years after that one, at least one, he posts a fifth time.
I just think he likes to kiss himself on the lips, reminding him to tweet that, because if you kiss yourself on the mirror, it can only be on the lips.
i once had the self checkout at kmart call over an attendant because it thought i failed to pay for my baby in his pram. the attendant looked at me, and i looked at her and said "i didnt steal this one, i grew him from a seed"
@@wanderingchook1193 pew, I'm glad you didn't had to pay for your baby. Once I had to pay for my baby(I was thinking of making a racist joke, but I don't do that)
I remember when I was a kid my dad was tucking me in for the night and he said “snakes don’t have arms that’s why they don’t wear vests……..good night.” And that really freaked me out.40 years later I’m still afraid of vests.
10:22 I worked there, doing that. We generally use the order ID because its a quick copy paste. Manually searching for the complete name of the item and copying and pasting was completely intentional. hats oof to that comrade in arms still on the trenches, its the little things that kept us alive.
13:40 federal judges don’t judge sins. A lot of religions consider cheating a sin, but in most countries cheating is not a crime, a federal judge will not judge you on that. Stoning a person is not a sin and is a common punishment in the bible, but is definitely a crime that a federal judge will punish you for. Not to mention that I don’t think she can sue gay people outside of the USA in the US.
For anyone wondering about the book mentioned at 19:10 there's a whole Wikipedia page about it. But in short: The book never explicitly stated sharks are immune to that, they just get it rarely. It further claims that shark cartilage can combat cancer and the author is criticized for his research on sharks by scientists.
@@eternalpastalover I think there’s a psychology about colors affecting your mood as well. Besides, it’s not like it’s a neon pink or a bright red, purple doesn’t stand out much so it’s not distracting.
7:43 it means more like "quit, data/computer school subject", as if telling the school subject to quit something, not telling someone to quit the school subject. So it doesn't make sense in Norwegian.
@Evoimations Yep if dolphins know sharks are nearby they'll swim in circles around the human(s) to ward it off and many who fell in the water from swimmers to surfers to people fallen from boats and more have all been saved by dolphins. Some speculate they've been doing it for hundreds to thousands of years.
I feel a sense of relief when i start the video and Damian's voice starts. I know I'm going to get a few laughs, probably learn something when he looks up stuff, and I'm not going to be constantly sworn at for ten minutes.
4:00 "Anything you want" except; work, be affordable at all, not be piloted by a person backstage, or anything, at all. Especially when compared to what other robotics companies have done for decades.
19:15 I don't know how to feel about the idea of someone finding out a celebrity they liked passed away by finding the visual embodiment of Bad to the Bone on their Instagram page
7:53 even worse, my school's new principal gave the African-American Recognition Award to the whitest, most basic girl in the school, the Latino equivalent to a white guy, and then the asian equivalent to some black guy iirc (now that i type this, i realize how fucked up my school is for just having these awards in the first place)
13:40 With the separation of church and state, what does she expect a federal judge to do about ruling something a sin? 14:05 I think there is a removable piece with holes in the center so you can easily replace what is used to flavor the water.
For those who need an explanation NDT is talking about the laws of reflective property. To you it may be an obvious nothing but to the science minded reflective properties have a deeper more profound meaning due to the scientific reasoning behind how they work.
1:15 notice how Tison says it several years appart, makes me think he isnt repeating himself, hes just ADHD and keeps forgetting the same way i kep forgetting i tell jokes or facts to folks
3:16 i like those chemistry class introduction classes that always have stuff like this as "what you shouldn't do in chemistry class" like it isn't the most obvious stuff ever. (Also this one kind of reminds me of phineas and ferb for some reason)
I love how Rick and Sarah are shown being reckless while Andrew took the premeditated desicion of picking a straw and drink the chemical, the finest representation of casual idioticity vs competitive idioticity
Idiocy? Didn't know idioticity was a word, though. Agree with your point, though.
@@SoraDonaldGoofy99Same here
PROFESSIONAL IDIOCY
I love how you don't even need to put a timestamp on this, I just came down to the comment section to see what people said about him and this is the first comment I saw
Andrew is the man we're all too afraid to be. Godspeed to him.
0:52 neil degrasse tyson really wants us to know that you can only kiss yourself on the lips on a mirror
your lips are always kissing each other
"I'm not as sexually frustrated as I make out with myself to be"
"I MEAN-"
@@theominouspigeon Not if you're a mouth breather.
Yeah but like did you know, in a mirror you can only kiss yourself on the lips.
hold up, am i gay for doing that?
(1:13)I love how each one gets progressively shorter and less frequent and the years go on, but the decrease in length somehow doesn't detract from anything.
What's crazy is he actually got more engagement on his post the more times he made it, except for the last one (although it could be because of how recent the screenshot was from the post). Time and time again I see more proof that all the things we wouldn't do, out of some sense of shame or something are rewarded in wider society.
Yeah, and he was rewarded more each time he posted. I'm starting to think it pays to have zero sense of shame.
no shame no pain all gains
Neil Degrasse Tyson is either very uncreative, or an amnesiac
Possibly both.
He posted it once, then again a year and a half later, then two years later, then SIX AND A HALF years later. Then an unknown number of years after that one, at least one, he posts a fifth time.
I just think he likes to kiss himself on the lips, reminding him to tweet that, because if you kiss yourself on the mirror, it can only be on the lips.
Or hear me out I have a crazy theory. He's such a busy man he forgot he posted about it before.
It's funny he posts about narcissists so often, considering, you know...
@@mage1439 NDT is eccentric but he's not narcissistic. If you followed his work you'd know that.
i once had the self checkout at kmart call over an attendant because it thought i failed to pay for my baby in his pram. the attendant looked at me, and i looked at her and said "i didnt steal this one, i grew him from a seed"
Did it work? Was you free to go? Tell the rest of the story, we need to hear all of it!
(Just for fun, to all of you that thought I meant it)
@DuoDestruction haha. I was lucky enough to get one that didnt make me pay for my own child this time. Next time, who knows.
@@wanderingchook1193how much was your kid gonna cost you? 😂
this is awesomely hilarious
@@wanderingchook1193 pew, I'm glad you didn't had to pay for your baby. Once I had to pay for my baby(I was thinking of making a racist joke, but I don't do that)
I remember when I was a kid my dad was tucking me in for the night and he said “snakes don’t have arms that’s why they don’t wear vests……..good night.” And that really freaked me out.40 years later I’m still afraid of vests.
"6 people in this class have a grade below 20"
"What does that say about your teaching ability?"
the 'we slidin' tweet has changed me. every time my car slides a bit all I can think is 'we slidin'."
"Unlock Andrew" 😂😂
do you guys accept chicken
I love all genders
What
Nah
Edit: Clarification, I like chicken, but I would not accept it as payment
Fonzies on the other hand...
its yummy so yes
Yes, i do accept chicken as my lord and savior
2:04 Perfect transition there. Going straight from talking about corn kernels to talking about a-maize-ing things happening.
6:50 Grew up as a US military kid in the 80s & 90s; can confirm that there were Burger Kings at all the bases we were stationed to, even in England.
10:22 I worked there, doing that. We generally use the order ID because its a quick copy paste. Manually searching for the complete name of the item and copying and pasting was completely intentional.
hats oof to that comrade in arms still on the trenches, its the little things that kept us alive.
13:40 federal judges don’t judge sins. A lot of religions consider cheating a sin, but in most countries cheating is not a crime, a federal judge will not judge you on that. Stoning a person is not a sin and is a common punishment in the bible, but is definitely a crime that a federal judge will punish you for.
Not to mention that I don’t think she can sue gay people outside of the USA in the US.
For anyone wondering about the book mentioned at 19:10 there's a whole Wikipedia page about it.
But in short: The book never explicitly stated sharks are immune to that, they just get it rarely. It further claims that shark cartilage can combat cancer and the author is criticized for his research on sharks by scientists.
lmao
6:50 just wait until you hear about Finland. What's the first thing we build anywhere? What we have a separate tent for? Sauna.
I would genuinly start DYING LAUGHING if I or someone said "whats up baby gorilla" in the most nonchalant way possible.
5:30 beluga whale
thats not beluga, thats irrawaddy dolphin, critically endangered species
@@trollcreativestudios1084bewuglue
"Bulbous Bouffant..."
I think that's actually YO MAMA
@renakunisaki My mom is a sperm whale
14:16 what’s wrong with it? It looks beautiful overall, except the floor. I would love to have a kitchen like that. Yes, I love purple.
Same I think people are allergic to color. I love to have fun colors around the house it brightens the mood.
@@eternalpastalover I think there’s a psychology about colors affecting your mood as well. Besides, it’s not like it’s a neon pink or a bright red, purple doesn’t stand out much so it’s not distracting.
It looks like a Twitch kitchen. A Twitchen, if you will.
I, too, love purple. And yeah, I'd love that kitchen (besides the floor, I agree on that.)
I also love purple. I would vibe with purple kitchen
14:25 *I want the purple kitchen!* 💜
SAMEE that deep purple is my favorite color, i would LOVE a kitchen like that!!!
whoops sorry i thought you were a bot because you commented in the bold font and most bots do that along with emojis but now i know you're not sory
@@doubleAbatteryummy I most certainly am _not_ sorry! 😂
14:29
I need that kitchen. Violently. I *will* throw hands, that floor looks amazing and I love it, nice backsplash, and that oven looks rather nice
7:43 it means more like "quit, data/computer school subject", as if telling the school subject to quit something, not telling someone to quit the school subject. So it doesn't make sense in Norwegian.
Neil degrase Tyson is the living embodiment of “think before you speak” 😭
00:22 oh yeah a garbage container the most beautiful sight in the world
binnie boy
Andrew is LOCKED in drinking that schlurp juice 😭
Fun Fact: There have been reports of Dolphins who protect humans who enter the ocean and even some who have pushed humans to shore to save them.
Wait really?
@Evoimations Yep if dolphins know sharks are nearby they'll swim in circles around the human(s) to ward it off and many who fell in the water from swimmers to surfers to people fallen from boats and more have all been saved by dolphins. Some speculate they've been doing it for hundreds to thousands of years.
Now look up the bad things dolphins do
those poor eels…..
@@10cloxxer24 dolphins are not far off from humans. They can be good, but they can also be utter psychopaths.
@@10cloxxer24 ? Yeah they eat eels. And??
@1:15 Can someone collect Neil DeGrasse Tyson and check his vitals? He doesn't seem well..
Methinks he’s kissed himself on the lips one too many times.
14:40 I like that kitchen color scheme tbh, I'd buy if I lived nearby and also had money XD (although those cupboards on the right seem kinda low....)
What if we kissed in the Twitchen 😳
7:20 Who uses a 6 star rating system?
Especially with half-stars, that's essentially 12 points max
I feel a sense of relief when i start the video and Damian's voice starts. I know I'm going to get a few laughs, probably learn something when he looks up stuff, and I'm not going to be constantly sworn at for ten minutes.
4:00 "Anything you want" except; work, be affordable at all, not be piloted by a person backstage, or anything, at all. Especially when compared to what other robotics companies have done for decades.
3:11 also we just didn't, i think the international space station is probably a bigger wonder than a cathedral
They still look so cool…
Steal this Album by SOAD is their least sold album
Hell yeah bruther
Heh, ironic
@@StreetcleanergamingI wouldn't say ironic, I feel like it went exactly as intended. People stole it instead of buying it.
19:15
I don't know how to feel about the idea of someone finding out a celebrity they liked passed away by finding the visual embodiment of Bad to the Bone on their Instagram page
3:26 I had that exact picture in one of my science assignments and one of my classmates laughed so hard they fell off the chair 😭
HOLY SHIT THEY SHOWED THAT ONE IN CLASS FOR ME LMAO
This was in a test 😭
I viveldly remember that image
10:03 went out with a bang
7:53 even worse, my school's new principal gave the African-American Recognition Award to the whitest, most basic girl in the school, the Latino equivalent to a white guy, and then the asian equivalent to some black guy iirc (now that i type this, i realize how fucked up my school is for just having these awards in the first place)
If they're mixed, then probably yeah, but that just made me realize how many non-mixed minorities you got there loll
Also South Asians are brown. Maybe that "Black guy" wasn't a Black guy.
@ he was an exchange student from kenya iirc
11:40
Babygirl
Baby girl
Baby gorl
Baby gor
Baby gorilla
A small misclick can screw up autocorrect a lot XD
I am still amazed by the fact people buy calculators you can download stuff on
Like isn't the point of a calculator to, you know, calculate?
It's either for the novelty, or you're a highschool student bored in class.
i watched a video where someone downloaded pokemon red on their calculator
I thought everyone had to buy one of those for school
If your robot companion dies mid-thrust it's your own fault for not charging them.
6:17 that ben 10 is a crime against humanity
14:31 wow I love this kitchen! Only problem is floor should not be marble. Maybe light slightly purple tiles.
i love when people just omit punctuation from questions and turn it into half-statements. "why is this all this needed to fly and eat my bananas."
15:04 i noticed this right away and started doing the voice right as you pointed it out, thank you lol
"We haven't unlocked Andrew yet" 😭😂😭
3:17 this was in my science class safety assignment I’m crying 😭
4:15 "I am going to turn into a truck now, brr chrr chrr, cheka ding ding chrch!"
Lmao i can translate that into transformers transforming noises
14:36 hear me out; purple is my favorite color, and i actually kinda like the purple kitchen
15:51 The demon from Truth or Dare has already possessed his body.
14:02 i bet some random freshman was laughing his ass off, stacking full lemons in a water dispenser while high.
Thank God I wasn't cut
@Tht1lemon ✂️
13:11 i love how moms pfp is just big mom from one piece
0:35 that's literally my favorite soad album
I just noticed how much bros voice changed over the years bro. Turned from very smart narrator to funny middle aged guy.
0:35 holy shit, i was listening to this album when watching this
3:17 bro drank so much of whatever is in that cup thing that he literally got burnt, full on black
You’re so talented! Keep up the awesome work.
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🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺wolv
3:16 in my science class right before our chemistry unit we had to look at a bunch of these pictures and it was hilarious😭😭😭
3:19 HELP I HAD TO DO THAT EXACT SHEET WHEN I STARTED MY SCIENCE CLASS
Same
9:51 Post nut gravity?
11:26 HELP I ALMOST SPIT OUT MY WATER😭🙏🙏-
7:47 idk how it got translated to that, but that means quit computer science
Yeah, and it's telling the computer science to quit something, not telling someone to quit computer science
5:38 it’s a beluga whale
It's not.
@@cynister7384prove it wise guy 🗿
@@cynister7384No elongated snoot and dolphins don’t have head bulge. 🐬
@TigerKingTundra Belugas aren't that gray. It looks more like an irrawaddy dolphin.
@ Thank you for the information on the Irrawaddy dolphin. 🐬
4:19 the "Tesla thrust plan" had me dying fr
13:18 OKAY WOMAN you didn't have to take it that far!
Tbf, I would absolutely love a purple kitchen like that. That looks dope as hell.
"Hows life baby gorilla" relatable 💀
10:08 had me rolling
incorrect. i played temple run half an hour ago 😍💪 20:11
13:40 With the separation of church and state, what does she expect a federal judge to do about ruling something a sin?
14:05 I think there is a removable piece with holes in the center so you can easily replace what is used to flavor the water.
8:34 it got the facts from a source which is a webpage that's a game about which one of 3 facts is false
That is a false fact because 2.
2:01 he yearnels for the kernels
Yes, they can bring burger king to anywhere on the planet. And used to have floating ice cream factories to supply the navy.
9:48 it was a group of young men trying, in their words, to “expand the building”
12:52 he changed his crosshair
Walmart flagged my son in the cart as unpaid merchandise and the attendant asked if he was on lay away.💀
13:30 dam it I can’t afford a lawyer
8:29 Definition of Big Boned
calling danny phantom a silver ben 10 is absolutely freaking insane
At 5:15, my biggest question would be what would come up if they did scan his bald spot.
For those who need an explanation NDT is talking about the laws of reflective property. To you it may be an obvious nothing but to the science minded reflective properties have a deeper more profound meaning due to the scientific reasoning behind how they work.
my favorite sub y’all make videos on with my favorite narrator, let’s go
3:25 that zaza too good 🔥
baby gorilla always gets me
The mushroom kid killed me. Gotta bathe, though if you want that fungi.
1:15 notice how Tison says it several years appart, makes me think he isnt repeating himself, hes just ADHD and keeps forgetting the same way i kep forgetting i tell jokes or facts to folks
The way he pronounced Walsall lol 💀
✨Wa Sal✨
10:04 BEST FREAKING TYPO
0:09 he's missing a tie, a hat and a certain mask
6:20 *If anything he is actually an older version of Timmy Turner.*
I want Hasbro to fight Musk over the use of "Optimus."
12:33 The voice crack 😭😭
14:26 but I want the purple kitchen
22:06 John Oliver looks like every newscaster I've ever seen at the same time
4:08 You're more likely to end up with a Big Bang moment at the hospital.
8:32
fünf.
(I love finding little technicalities like that)
I love Neil Degrasse Tyson he’s such an underrated shitposter
3:16 i like those chemistry class introduction classes that always have stuff like this as "what you shouldn't do in chemistry class" like it isn't the most obvious stuff ever.
(Also this one kind of reminds me of phineas and ferb for some reason)
3:17 i had this picture in color in science class the other day. me and my friends still talk about rick and jarvis
3:12 I pass that building all the time, it's beautiful
7:03 i hate hearing that cus there's this one kid in my geomtry class that says this ALL THE TIME