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19:57 Because this is Tumblr. We do not speak like normal human beings on Tumblr. We speak like feral lgbts, neurodivergents, furries, and more, because that's what we are. Don't go to the freak show and get annoyed when everyone is acting like freaks.
Someone at EmKay needs to pin this post
I want tumblr for this specific reason- I get to talk like a freaking gremlin
@@-_Nifi_- Then make one. It's a treat
Probably the most accurate description of tumblr I’ve read so for.
ROBIN! important Tumblr information! Yes the person who said "wow what a strange thing to add to my post" is in the right, not the wrong! They get notifications from everything added on. This is *their* post. People saying weird things is annoying and frustrating! It's just Tumblr culture. Don't derail posts! It's like barging into someone's personal room and saying "I don't like your poster. Take it down." Like no? I live here? Why are you commenting on what I put up? Hello? Who tf are you to say that?? Thank you, that is all.
replying to push this up the algorithm!
@mallowanimationsyt4646 look at this wonderful fella, instead of saying 87 comments no reply let me fix that, they posted an ORIGINALLY written response, guys
More boost (:
Thanks for the info?
@@rayzhao4913 likes and no replies? let me DESTROY that. fixing is for LOSERS.
Real reason vets are more common in zombie movies than doctors:
Animals don't usually get zombified, humans do. Where are you gonna go if someone bites you and you're hella bleeding and starting to feel really sick? The hospital.
A huge portion of the zombies in a breakout area going to be centered in and around hospitals. The same place doctors are.
Furthermore, vets know a lot of general healthcare skills and can do a decent amount of medical stuff on people
@AnythingButBecky1127 yes, but thats not relevant to why theyre more populous than actual human doctors
@@madsfiedler3884 Bruh... The human doctors got eaten.
@PillowTalk420 they got munched and crunched and became a zombies lunch 😂
@@PillowTalk420 Now they are zombie doctors.
Writing smut is SO HARD because it's genuinely difficult to find words for private parts that sound sexy
Just go back to the usual 2 or 3. Get creative with other stuff instead TRUST ME. It gets way too weird.
Pull up the webster dictionary
Probably best to not focus on the parts itself and just get creative with writing around them
@@privpiThis is 100% the way to go. Suggestion and subtlety is way sexier than the penis thesaurus
I’d say the… receiver bits are decently easy to write. It’s the pokey bit that’s hard to find names for. That might just be because I’m a trans guy and a lot of us have preferred words for our bits already so you can find those easily
13:58 - it was a reference to the most adorable vid on youtube, about a pet lizard pepperony having a birthday dinner and the girl behind the camera just going 'oh i love you!! you are going to live forever!! my best friend!!!'
i send that vid to anyone having a birthday
its just so wholesome
please look it up
what's the name of the video
@@mackback319 searching pepperoni lizard birthday gets the right video im pretty sure
@@mackback319"HAPPY FIRST BIRTHDAY BIG DOG PEPERONIE!!!!" by peperonie babie
(highly recommend them)
WHATS THE NAMEEE
@@Tubatu4419 the link is right above you, babe
It's interesting to hear how tumblr posts come across to someone with no experience on the site. Jokes that seem obviously ironic and self-aware to me seem to read to Robin as sincere cringe.
"These two additions are funnier than the original post" That's how Tumblr be tbh
I think the joke with the original post is that OP got extreme sideye for buying such an unremarkable collection of items.
@@VinemapleYeah I can see that, I just meant that a lot of Tumblr posts will have funnier additions than the original post :)
@@KevillCore Yes, they do
Yes, doctors in general are trained to deal with violent patients. Hence why code brown and such exist. But counterpoint--veterinarians are used to requiring a much more rapid reaction time, because lbr, a dog is going to whip around and bite you with much more speed and power than any human can pull off. And humans don't typically carry diseases that can be transmitted to you with said bite (rabies for example, not dissimilar to being a zombie). It would likely be difficult to adapt from "my patient may bite me and it'll suck because it could become infected but as soon as I'll heal the worst that will come of it is a nasty scar" to "if my patient bites me, my life is over and many people are screwed because I'm the only doctor alive". Should more doctors be alive in zombie movies? Yes actually, I feel way more would survive than are given credit. But I can also see why logically people may have assumed vets were more likely to make it. On that note--field medics. Why don't we ever see field medics or ER doctors?
Probably because they're less well-known.
I mean most doctors would have been at the hospitals during the outbreak
ER trauma doctors still would have been used to having convenient sterile tools, though yeah they’d be faster considering they usually have to go fast
@@august6760a lot of zombie scenarios have a patient zero type thing, where one guy gets zombied after one hospital takes them. Zombie infections usually have some early sign that a character can dramatically hide for a cliffhanger, so the hospital thinks it’s normal illness until bam everyone’s zombified, but after that hospitals usually stop taking in the people clearly about to go zombie. Or the doctor might’ve been off that day, or in a scenario where the outbreak happened outside a hospital they were a tad busy boarding up the windows so the zombies can’t get in
I’d unfortunately argue there’s a difference between not being taught about cities and infrastructure outside of the US, and actively being taught that x y or z country is a dilapidated wasteland and it’s only saving grace is the big fancy country next door to it.
In a lot of rural areas especially that’s the kind of education students are getting in the US. While I had the common sense to know that most countries had pretty decent infrastructure even if it was never explicitly stated, there were some I was actively misinformed on and had to relearn from my own research.
I'd say that it's partly a geographic thing. I live in a large city pretty close to the US-Mexico border, and I was taught a lot about Mexico, while I unironically thought like 5 people total lived in Canada until I was teenager
It's also a state by state thing. The US doesn't have one education system, it has 50. The department of education tries to set standards, but the states generally have the final say in most things.
I’d agree. There’s also one more thing I thought of. In the US we learn about how other countries came about, but then stop once the history stops pertaining to us. So we cut off learning about it and don’t follow any other countries’ history into modern times. Sort of making it seem like it’s stuck in the past if you don’t really think about it. History classes are heavily centered on the US too. You get Mesopotamia, Egypt, China, the UK and then the US as they came about.
Yeah, I was always taught that Africa and Mexico were depressing wasteland with the occasional village waiting for a charity to come film there. Massachusetts, by the way.
I interpreted the "children entering a gender neutral bathroom" post as the giant skeleton representing the child, and as a person who has had to fight chaotic children of all genders with no sense of decency out of my bathroom stall on several occasions I fully accepted it. Children crawling under the gaps in bathroom stalls is the real bathroom safety issue no one talks about 🤣
Had a kid stick their head under the stall as I was getting up, gasp, and shout full volume "Your thingy is smaller than my daddy's!"
The father was very apologetic once I got out of the stall but both of us broke into laughter about it.
Well, this makes more sense than my read of it being some cursed kind of liminal horror / homophobia crossover.
I’m just imagining a kid that is basically just afraid of bathrooms. Seriously, how would this kind go the bathroom at home? Or outside? Poor kid!
God, Children entering ANY Public Bathroom is a menace. I don't really know why but the moment one of them steps into the porcelain thrones room, they become court jesters no one wanted
@ They do! They get to exercise the same lack of cares as a jester that has free rein to roast the king!
“Yeah! I turned on all the sinks, peeked under your stall, and then farted on your leg. What are you gonna do about it?”
-someone’s “little angle”, somewhere, probably
*becomes a minister because the bard and knight make a cute couple and I wanna give them my blessing*
**Becomes a Priest (or whoever does that) so I could make their marriage official.**
*becomes a king, who arranges a marriage between his daughter and the knight for strategical reasons*
*Becomes a mercenary and murders the king so the knight and the bard's relationship continues to go on*
Becomes a dragon to demand the princess as a sacrifice, get slain by the knight and lock him and the princess into an arranged marriage.
Becomes a royal advisor to talk to the princess and convince her to leave the arranged marriage for strategic purposes
OMG THATNK U for the critic talk. ive been feeling this way for some years, its like ppl are allergic to 'just having fun'...
.. drunk spelling.. im not fixing it
On one hand, you shouldn't demand nobody criticises anything. On the other, you don't need to be a jerk every time you see something that isn't handmade for you.
Exactly! There's no nuance anymore, its either "I hate this film and all its flaws that I picked out without looking for something good" or "I love this film, anyone who disagrees is automatically wrong"
@@osheridanyea, thats what they said
Hard agreed. I've always despised critic ratings in the first place given that it says our tastes need to be universal, they obviously aren't. The angry reviewers don't help this one bit.
*Becomes a necromancer strictly because my pet hamster died and I miss him*
"Bartholomev Chungus Gingersnap |||?! What happened to my friend?"
The plot of frankenweenie
Yep
13:45 my favourite entries are "one-eyed wonder worm", and "throbbing python of love".
I'm just laughing at a Tumblr user being traumatized by "rod of meat." Are you sure you belong here, sweaty?
@@Vinemaple Heh... Sweaty...
Lung disturbed is another... interesting one. Along side both needle and noodle for those with low self esteem
...........................purple-headed yogurt slinger.
NAH🙏💀
22:15 the thing is that one of the only things im actually scared of is "things that try to look human but failed"
So almost any analog horror gets me
That and a mixture of horror beyond our comprehension and impossible reality
Which I also like…
i just finished the vid (trust me bro)
i see you
X for doubt 😂😂😂
Hmmm
I too, have altered the laws of spacetime physics in a localised area to finish watching it before it could possibly have been watched in its entirety.
yes, yes, it sounds trust worthy enough
18:26 oh god THAT thing... the manga where an earthquake splits a mountain and its full of people shaped holes. Every hole, has a person and they're all drawn to them. Once they go in, they cant come out. At the other end, what eventually emerges is not human anymore
ITS MY HOLE
@cearl11 oh so thats what thats from
@@crazyboutferrets yeahhhh its a weird manga lmao
soooo, u wanna name it?
@@madsfiedler3884 The Enigma of Amigara Fault
I think Robin does the critical thinking and ‘this is why this stuff is this’ tumblr posts better than the ‘look at this dumb stuff’ tumblr posts
Can we get two guys on the tumblr videos 😭🙏🏽
I agree with you but I think some people like to laugh at Robin for missing the point. I hate it, but I think they might be in the majority
r/Tumblr will always be my favorite subreddit you guys cover. Reminds me of my old days as a tumblr user...
come back
Same! I’ll never go back, but it was a good time.
Return to containment.
Go back
i cant unsee Trump as an american gyaru
hai hai !! im an american gyaru and i really really hate that youre right
Jesus Christ... I hate you for this but Good Lord, you're right
John Henry Vs Godzilla is an interesting debate.
If it were any mecha kaiju it would be John hands down, the entire point is the triumph of man against machine, but this recontextualizes it into man vs nature, much as Godzilla himself was originally a metaphor of the dangers of nuclear (which makes sense coming from Japan).
As someone well and deep into Mr Henry, I can’t say with confidence how this battle would end.
But seriously, any mech kaiju? One shot, they ain’t got a chance against the Steel Driving Man.
Didnt he die tho? So how can any kiju kill a ghost/zombie?
@
He died with a hammer in his hand, but he beat the machine and proved Man’s will.
And a ghost or zombie wouldn’t be close to the dumbest thing for a Kaiju fight and you know it.
"Do not approach the male"........Curses! They're on to me.
9:39 I used to buy vhs tapes in charity shops, on the rare occasion that they showed up at all, and one of the movies I got was battlefield earth. it didn't come with the printed insert in the case, I only knew the name of the film from the lazer etch on the top of the vhs shell. so with no idea what it was, I decided to watch it pretty much as soon as I got it back home, and I gotta say I quite liked it. I don't particularly remember anythig being particularly awful about it even now. but months after I watched it, I was watching some random youtube video, I can't remember which, and they casually mentioned battlefield earth getting a joke award for worst picture of the decade, in disbelief I googled it and sure enough it was true.
Me and my husband watched a whole season of a tv show in one day on Netflix and were like ‘hm…that was pretty good, I wonder if they’re gonna do another season?’ So I looked it up and people were talking about how it was the most horrible show ever made and EVERYONE hated it, critics, normal folks, every article was about how much it sucked and would never get another season. We were both sitting there like… ‘something is wrong with us.’ I’m not even gonna say what it was because I’m too embarrassed and also I don’t remember the name lol.
jimmy budget is utterly devestating
i miss jimmy buffet......
I miss being able to afford the Chinese Buffet.@@eriasshara2151
2:09 I'm a Kiwi we use similar slang the only word I wasn't familiar with was durries, the rest of it made sense. So yeah the translation is good :)
I mean, it's pretty obvious from context what the sentence is about, even if I can't quite parse every word. If I was hanging out with him, I'd understand enough, especially because I'd be riding along in any case. Not gonna drive in a right-hand-drive country, no way, I know my limitations.
10:37
OH MY GOD I DID THAT!!!
Not the blackmail thing, but the whole pretending to know the instrument but with no clue how to actually play it
It was because my mom wanted me to play it, despite my protests and complete lack of understanding of how to play it no matter how much the teacher tried to teach me or I practiced. So at some point, I gave up trying and just faked it for the next few years until my mom finally let me quit
12:30 I was always shown the depressing movie portrayal of every other country, like legit in school they showed us charities and were always like “kids in Africa always live in these little mud huts without clothes or soccer balls”, and god knows Mexico in American movies is always an orange wasteland.
My favourite weird merchant is from Shattered Pixel Dungeon. Just because their description is literally like: "You wonder what a Merchant is doing here, but looking at those prices you suddenly understand."
Also the dude can teleport away if his shop is threatened, either due to getting damaged or because you stole from him, and enemies don't target him and his always at the top (safest) level of any area.
This dude really thought about it and just perfected his trade. Massive Respect.
21:49 Okami is officially getting a sequel
I can't wait to see how they screw it up and somehow inject gender politics into a dog game
15:27 that is an onomatopeia of someone LAUGHING my good sir! you read that as wheezing from laughter, devolving into incoherent nonsense! you have read tumblr posts for hours, and have not yet grasped the lingua de franka of the platform?
21:45 my favorite example of the RPG salesman in constant, mortal peril is Toripo from Blue Dragon. Hi Akira toriyama WHY are you selling me hearts In this weird cave full of monsters and bombs. How did you survive the literal moon lasers?
This is hard to get past in EVERY game I find it in. Yes, it is a crippling problem lol
Johnny Appleseed wasn't a Ronin, a Ronin is a type of wandering warrior. He wandered, but he was a lover, not a fighter.
Lmao the reason he planted apple trees is because there was a law that if you were growing crops on the land the you owned it, he used the law to steal land from indigenous people, DEFINITELY a lover
that would be the joke, Sparky
@@Vinemaple that did not seem like a joke, sorry
thank god this came out, it gave me strength for my new military airforce exam.
Sir or madam you are going into the Military Air Force, yes? Have you received the new identification card in the mail?
Did u win
7:01 Given that John Henry died from overexertion just to prove that one good man could beat a machine, I feel like he would go full on kamikaze to take down Godzilla - which is doubly appropriate. Proof once again that Japan's Meiji and America's Wild West eras are the same character in different silly hats.
He'd die in the Hollywood version, at least. And the white characters would have completely forgotten him by the end of the movie.
I feel like this would begin the second ultimate showdown… or whatever it’d be called cause the first one was the ultimate so the second wouldn’t be ultimatw
@@-_Nifi_- I believe the word you're looking for is "penultimate". I could very well be wrong, but this was at least the closest word in my current vocabulary.
@@-_Nifi_- That is the perfect title right there: "Ultimatw Shwodown of Ultimatw Tedsiny."
The Aussie translation was shmick!!
24:01
I'm so mad that there aren't that much Transformers fans that are into Greek mythology, because many of the Transformers I SWEAR TO GOD are based on Greek Gods or myths.
THIS IS SO INTRIGUING TO ME, AND I HAVE NOBODY TO TALK ABOUT THIS WITH.
*Gestures to Nitro Zues*
I can't believe that THIS is the Tumblr post on EmKay that is giving me an existential crisis.
@@Vinemaple I understand how you feel on a spiritual level
12:09 that is not a US curriculum that is common sense. On a separate note, people need to realize that since schools aren't really following a national curriculum strictly, it's just a very loose set of rules, the way your educated in one state can be very different in another. Like how in Texas you're not allowed to learn about queer people at all in school no matter what they have done in history or science, nor are they allowed to teach you critical thinking skills, but if you go to another state they have no issues teaching you about this, comprehensive sexual education, in-depth world history and basic critical thinking skills.
Pretty sure that the guy faking playing french horn is something that happened in diary of a wimpy kid
6:57 This is an easy question to answer. Godzilla is generally slighty weaker, or parallel, in power to Mechagodzilla (a machine). John Henry is famous for outperforming a machine, and would thus logically be stronger than Mechagodzilla. Therefore, by rule of powerscaling, John Henry would likely beat Godzilla.
8:38 this is why cinemawins > cinemasins
I agree that cinemawins is more entertaining because it's better to celebrate a film's little details that to pick it apart.
That said, I've never liked the comparison between it and its douchy counterpart. I don't think cinemasins was never meant to be taken as legit movie reviews. It's nit-picky and pedantic far too stupid to be anything but comedy.
@@UlfFormynder it’s 8 am right now so I can’t think of any examples by myself, but I think theb1rdman does a good job showing that cinemasins was, atleast originally, supposed to be serious. Also, since CinemaWins was made basically to counter CinemaSins’ negativity, it’s only fair to compare them
@UlfFormynder and yet i fail to ha ha.
We need cinema, just cinema, every single detail is reviewed objectively then subjectively
8:53 Chris Stuckman is a bad example to base your argument. He said that because he wants to work in the industry as a director he wouldn't make harsh reviews anymore because he didn't want to ruin potential job opportunities. So the guy hasn't chilled because he has a better understanding of movies now, he's done it for convenience.
15:55 - okay, but I wanna see this "horrifying and demonic array" because you know it's either tight AF or hilariously benign.
This photo fascinated me when it came out! It looks like some crazy mother forced her teenage daughter to write and deliver it for her, creepy.
I tried to look into the concept of Satan's bride, etc, and found out it's NOT in the _Malleus Maleficorum_ (and definitely not in the Bible), but I did see that it was showing up in early European witch trial confessions... but that was all the time I spent on it. Although I suppose it's possible that Churchy McKaren got it from a Swedish horror movie?
The fandom crap really started jumping the shark when we started judging ships. I got called a fascist for liking Reylo.
Some people are incredibly willing to threaten committing "sewerslide" over people enjoying the Hazbin Hotel ship Radioapple, aka Alastor x Lucifer. The fact that people were mad about it actually fuelled me to make a little animation with the ship. I was tired of people assuming ace people like Alastor can't even date or enjoy intimacy.
@@iclynnx dude remember the fucking Needle cookies someone gave to an undertale fan artist over a ship?
@@Avriel_Mimiga Hmm maybe I remember hearing about that sometime. That's insane though!
did you ever hear ab something called *hetalia*?
The way people get SO hostile and even threatening to proshippers is honestly disheartening
Vegetable and fruit are both culinary categories, with vegetables being more on the savoury/bitter side and fruits being sweeter. But fruit is also a biological category ( mostly distinct from the culinary category) in which the edible part is the flower.
You’re almost there….a “fruit” is the ripened ovary of a flower. I only specify that because some fruits, like zucchini, do have edible flowers.
@@andrewollmann304 not only do some fruits have edible flowers, but there's a sub-category of vegetables called "edible flowers" which includes things like broccoli, cauliflower, and artichoke, where the main edible part of the plant is the flower/flower bud.
@ I was just commenting on another post that broccoli is an edible flower.
Vegetables don’t exist.
Shhhhh don't ruin this for us lol
To answer the question for writers: given the event that smut has entered the arena and male genitalia is a part of it, you pick maybe 3 to make sure the sentences are all same-y but otherwise it's not actually the part that's going to be all that dynamic. I typically pick the most common and roll from there. There's a lot to describe in such a scene, and the parts are a central piece of the action itself have to have consistency. If I was to write a scene where a character is styling their hair to much frustration, I'm not worried about making sure I didn't use the word _hair_ 40 times on the page, I'm making sure everything else about it is doing the job I need it to do, and that it does it well.
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8:25 People also forget how common it is that :
You take the clock apart and .... wait only 2 of these gears mesh, how did anyone try and pass this as a working clock?!
...You know how some people have the Tom Ford book on their coffee tables? I'mma get the cheezburger book for mine. Far more classy.
No yeah that Australian translation is accurate
13:40 one time I read a spicy fic about robots and I full on lost it at "her sensetive metal lips"
that just threw me out of the mood so quick it was insane
4:21 after a quick google search: carbon dating is only possible in organic materials or iron based materials. Most signs however are made from aluminium wich is, as far as i found, not possible to carbon date. The samples also have to be between 300 and 60000 years old since after 60000 years the c14 content is too little to propperly detect
4:47 oh Robin, foolish Robin…
Tumblr users never give up.
*becomes a centaur because my mom fucked a horse*
**becomes a dog fruitar because my DM said I could and I was going through a Regretevator phase at the time**
16:42 This doesn't relate to the internet, but I finally found someone. I thought I would be alone my entire life; he thought he would be, too, yet we found each other by pure chance.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but your perfect companion exists. Whether you call them friends, lovers, or partners, they're out there. There are so many forms of love and companions; eventually, you will find one, even if it's just yourself.
11:27 as a music kid (in multiple school ensembles as well as doing music outside of school) the fact that this person didn't even try, ESPECIALLY with something like a horn instrument, makes me completely agree with Robin. Stuff like that literally wrecks a whole ensemble. Even fumbling around on your instrument desperately is a better idea bc at least you're doing something 😭
25:21 the MY WEEN heart locket is a gif in the original post
22:03 okay but in all fairness Monument Mythos expands on the concept quite a bit, and is surprising good despite the absurdity of the concept.
I think the absurdity makes it all the better. It goes from "spooky monster inside Statue of Liberty" to "super powerful godlike beings have to stop the Mars snake from destroying Earth"
@@T.Gonz1216 don't forget that there is also an earth snake, which is George Washington.
9:14 cinemasins
They went from being fairly funny and giving a good mix of joke criticism and actual criticism to being insufferable jackasses seemingly overnight.
7:33 My brain saw "Patrick" and autocompleted to "Patrick Star".
Is this Mr. Bateman?
NO, THIS IS PATRICK!
the edge of sleep leaves prime video in 13 days
13:27 *clears throat* Around 25. Most of them are something very much phallic in shape. And all of them are absolutely funny if you think about them too hard
23:50 people need to stop using culinary and botanical terminologies interchangeably.
vegetable is a CULINARY word. it doesn't fit anywhere in botany
fruit is both BOTANICAL and CULINARY (presumably because botany took it from cooking terms early on and they don't want to change it now) but its definition in both DO NOT MATCH
mushroom not being plant is strange to be sure, but doesn't actually factor in their vegetability
Oh hey I still have that old lolcat book. Unfortunately the pages are starting to fall out
0:20 Hey its Long Horse by Trevor Henderson! 😂
1:45 I take offence to the fact you didn't do it in your best Aussie accent. Mainly cause it only sounds normal when it's done in the accent.
2:09 yea that whole post is correct.
… I got an ad for a tumbler halfway through this video. A TUMBLER like a metal cup for water..
13:53
So pet lizards get a dish of mostly sugar and gelatin on their birthday?
Because fruit salad is a dessert, and not an actual salad.
Gelatin is not a traditional ingredient in fruit salad. Some variations include whipped cream and marshmallows but a basic fruit salad is just various kinds of fruit (some cut up) served together. You may be thinking of jello salad.
@noahwinold5943 well I don't know the name of the vegan equivalent
The movie review RUclips genre falls into two categories:
Cinema Sins.
Cinema Wins.
It is fairly obvious which one is better and which one is actively ruining the genre of movie review and just making writing worse in general.
"Are you ok Bogleech?" Objectively no that tumblr user isn't ok, they're actually a horrible person. For example, they accused me of lying about having trauma.
Also an easy signifier, they're on tumblr
@@deadpool569 True.
*sneaks /j onto your comment* :3
I love when Emkay does Tumblr videos!! Please do more of these!!
10:38 i did this!! i did this all through elementary school!! it was easy since i played flute (theyre fairly quiet compared to other instruments) and i wasnt the only flute in the band so all i had to do was refuse to do solos and i could coast on by randomly hitting the keys without making any sounds and just pretending like i knew what i was doing. i never figured out how to read sheet music, didnt have the breath control to hold a note, and i couldnt ever remember which finger placements to do to make the different sounds, but if you werent in band you *had* to be in chorus and the chorus teacher scared me so instead of quitting i faked it and literally no one ever figured me out not even my fellow flutists. but yea i did feel pretty lame so as soon as i got to middle school and band became optional i quit so fast
I was gonna say "it _would_ be the French horn," but thinking of how _many_ flutists there are in school orchestras, this tracks.
So a lot of schools ive been in painted mexico as some super trashy 3rd world country which is pretty fucked
2:11 I know two things are correct. McDonald’s is indeed shortened to “maccas,” and gas stations are called “servos.”
I knew grog is alcohol cuz Irish Rovers
13:30 - As someone who has written plenty of "Happy Time Fiction" I may have a few extra to use depending on the genre I'm writing for, but if you mention the shmenis so many times you have to start using terms like "rod of meat", then you messed up somewhere. There's plenty of other things to accentuate. A good fic involves more than the two main "parts". Some writers also dance around words a bit too much, just say it! Don't be so scared of just saying it plainly! Or maybe the writer just thinks "rod of meat" sounds hot. Now I may have written for a lot of kinks, but somehow "rod of meat" feels like it's finally crossing a line.
But if you just want a literal answer, I think my limit is 5-6 different ways of saying it before it's gone too far.
This is good advice that extends to other aspects of creative writing!
23:58 SO TRUE, but my favourite part is the gay robots
_Canonically married_ gay robots, even!
Same
I think the point with the veterinarian one is that, while yes, doctors might be aware of the risk of biting, but do you REALLY expect a person, especially someone grown, to bite you??? No, but you'd expect that of an animal, so vets are more mentally prepared for that possibility
Some people really struggle with “don’t like don’t read/interact/keep scrolling” and it shows, because they have to make it everyone else’s problem.
4:44 becomes a mage just to ruin the blossoming romance between the bard and the knight
10:48 that was me in 5th grade 😂 any performance id just look to the person next to me and copy their finger movements
That infinitely better than faking dw
6:30 The best part of this is when you realize that the supposed time period of the legend of Johnny Appleseed was actually during the same point in time that there were also real Ronin living in feudal Japan, and the Japanese Meiji era was at the same time in history as the American wild west was (1868-1912), so those statements could actually be considered to be _literally historically accurate._
7:19 on the weekend at midnight with music like "angel with a shotgun" playing in the background, anger is also one if the components (totally didn't experience this)
Emkay releasing a video is like candy.
15:52 The coffeshop where Newton dissected a dolphin is not a coffeshop. It's THE coffeshop. It
was the meetingplace for the royal society, and generally a lot of other big names in science and literature.
16:25 - This made me realize I'm so glad despite being insanely far apart all my friends and I are somehow in rhe same timezone. The silly little freaks all accidentally concentrate in Eastern Standard Time.
4:55 "breaks knuckles" got me dying
Writing promts is the account you search for when you cannot naturally source your wretched thoughts
22:03 MONUMENT MYTHOS IS PEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:((
16:23
I saw this post and instantly thought of my online friends who I've known for 5 years and met because we each like Undertale and decided it was time to get sappy and say how much I love them
It clear Robin does not understand that Chris Stuckman has gone to far and his reviews are now bland and is only like this because he making a film and want Hollywood to like him.
23:36 Tomatoes are both fruits and vegetables, because those terms refer to different things: botanical and culinary uses. Fruits are fleshy unripened ovaries that protect the actual seeds. Pea pods are a fruit, but peas themselves are a seed, and they're both still vegetables. Vegetables incorperate a lot of different plant parts (including fruits and mushrooms, which are not plants as mentioned) because they don't actually refer to a specific plant part, they're just used in savory dishes.
Slay the Spite literally has the merchant right near the secret final boss going "how did I get here?"
CEOs after Luigi: 14:37
watching people who clearly don't use tumblr, regularly at least, enter the text post twilight zone is always entertaining. things are a bit chaotic here, and the sooner you accept that the better lmao
0:11 no, I’m on RUclips
No this is Patrick
I’m in Twitch Magic the NeoGathering
Durries was the only word from that sentence I didn't understand and, as an American, I don't know if I should be horrified or proud.
Durries or Darts... both wdve fit.
Not appreciating someone faking the ability to play an instrument for years, while using blackmail, is just a bit sad. Dunno emkay man, you're a bit weird there.
I’m friends with that person and it was actually really impressive. They are going to hate that their post ended up in a RUclips video.
Nah seems pretty valid. Cause yeha it could have been funny to just fake it till you make it, but then theres the blackmail part. The poor hornist having to pick up slack to play for two people cause the other person is holding something over their head. Cause thats just like bullying and exploitation
Episode 1 of letting my cat choose what I watch by letting him walk across my tablet screen
23:30 the funny part is, fruits and vegetables are 2 very different definitons, so one thing can be both. Fruit is a biological definiton, vegetable is only used in the kitchen
12:41
The problem is not mentioned properly. It isn't that american students aren't told that other countries have meteopolitan centers, it's that we're told countries we dont like are inhospitable hellholes. We're only ecer told that these places are like, mud brick huts and farms because its easier to manipulate us that way I think
11:09 can conform, the mellophone player still calls my sibling melllophony
13:09 brits also have 3 emergency custard creams. The amount they eat is directly proportional to the amount of stressful stimuli
11:10 a mellophone is like a french horn for marching bands. hence "mellophony"