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7:10 lol yes they’re talking about the koala, aka the worst animal in the world.
for context, they would rather starve to death than eat the ONLY leaf species they eat (which is also toxic & give very low energy in comparison to energy to digest) if it’s off the branch. they can’t recognise the only food they eat when it’s not. on. a. branch. also, as the leaves are poisonous, baby koalas eat their mothers poop to get the correct ‘good stuff’ (can’t remember what it was exactly) so they can properly digest their poisonous food, mother nature truly fucked up when it came to them.
Mother nature tried to course correct too many times. Especially with the "oh wait, dammit, the babies can't eat it? Guess mom's poop will have to do."
And yet _somehow_ those of their ancestors who had all those traits were more successful at reproduction than those who didn't, so it had to have been an advantage at some point. Maybe before humans wiped out most of the megafauna and altered the climate on the continent in the pleistocene.
The poop eating as babies isn't that weird, other herbivores do it too to some degree, like horses, elephants, kangaroos... It helps them get the necessary bacteria for digestion faster.
The only w that they have is that they would never abandon their joeys and there are some cases where adult koalas adopted joeys that aren't even theirs
I mean if you were on a continent riddled and surrounded with creatures that not even Dr Suess on Adderall and a post apocalyptic hyper fixation could come up with something that makes pandas not look super pathetic is a breath of fresh air.
What tf was God on when he made those johns
Hey! About the Australian mascot, I'm pretty sure they're talking about the Koala bear.
Koalas have pretty insanely smooth brains, they're famously riddled with Chlamydia and eat only eucalyptus, however eucalyptus is poisonous, which is why the baby koalas need to eat their mother's fecal pap, so that they can also eat poison leaves when they're grown, and not die.
Yes, the Koala, looks like but not actually a bear
I did not know koalas were so weird...
@@acatnamedtaz2167 Yeah I know, but aren't they called koala bears a lot?
@@AliciaMajo yeah, but it's not encouraged
damn, im aussie and i didn't know this
Why does Robin look like Elon's long lost brother?
He more or less look like Ed Sheeran and Elon had a somehow American child.
Yeah but he’s not a jerk
Ouch 😭😭
He could be, to be honest
This aligns perfectly with my Emkay fanfiction.
One I thought of with the thumbnail picture “putting that much metal on yourself only makes you attractive to magnets”
Would be funny if piercings were made with magnetic metal. They're made from stainless steel, which isn't magnetic.
Stop roasting her. She looks already roasted enough. 😢
Her skin colours can't decide if it wants to look like dry, rubbery overcooked chicken or salmonella filled raw chicken
Nah i thought she was cute 😢😢
Jokes on you I think it looks good and I am not particularly into piercings.
Koalas are the chlamydia riddled, smooth brained reps of our country, and they do a damn good job for a mascot who doesn't recognise its own food source if it's not on the tree thank you very much!
*Petah here.
i once called someone "a disgruntled water bottle" 💀
Heellppp, what did they do to you?!😭😭😭
@@Itzdahcakelovah_1i misread that as "Heli-pop" like helicopter and lollipop together 💀
@@maca864wut
9:08 he looks like he's planning to kidnap some tiny blue people
OH MY GOSH DUDE 💀💀
NO
7:15 they are talking about Koalas. Around 80% of koalas have Chlamydia.
IS THAT SCORPION 5:33
Looks more like Mileena/Kitana with blonde/white hair.
a rare insult i heard today was 'if you were any more in bread you'd be a sandwich'
Damn
@@Mustardpacket yeah it’s one I heard from a friend to another friend 💀
godDAMN what happened for that person to think of such a vile sentence?!
@@Feral_cockroach121 nothing it’s just our dinamic
it’s either I don’t get it or I can’t read
1:56 Teenaged Adam Sandler cosplaying as Pebbles from the Flintstones
Big Macs aren't super healthy but if you don't add anything extra and just eat the burger, no fries or soda...its not that bad for you all things considered
Even if you do have fries, as long as you don't eat more than 3 per day, it's fine.
Bro y’all are so fat that ain’t even true it’s lacks any nutrients and is just calories
@@ceu160193Three per day? You better mean three fries lmao
@@sentienttapioca5409 Big mac + fries is standard meal for 1 time, and you usually eat 3 times a day, so it's fine.
You're saying if you only eat big macs and nothing else, that's not too bad? I guess if you only want to live to 26.
5:39 her eyebrows look like a frying pan
TRUEEEEEE
That vibe you're getting from the strawberry blonde with the Starbucks coffee is very Stepford Wive's.
The girl in the thumbnail definitely fell into grandma's sewing drawer.
5:18 Whoa, wasn't expecting MK1 character leaks here
"They legit canonized a genderbent Khrome?" (Adding to the joke)
I don’t get it
When someone reads r/rareinsults they turn into r/commoninsults because of instagram....
Instagram comments are just offensive, no creativity. The most creative insult is the n word.
9:12 bro looks like he about to catch some smurfs with his little orange cat
😭😭😭😭😭😭
7:19 You were right with the second guess; it’s the koala, aka the most smooth brained terrestrial animal.
12:19: Reminds me of a bit from X Factor. "A lot of people work really hard for their dreams, but it's not for everyone." "That's why you use autotune and I don't"
That image of the bassist who looks like one of the ogre hunters from Shrek is from the music video for the song In The Summertime by Mungo Jerry.
I love the sentence "Without women, you would just be part of another load flushed down the toilet." But to retort, without women, whoever invented the toilet would never have been born. Also, Koala bears (which are not real bears, as they're marsupials) do indeed have smooth brains, are frequent carriers of chlamydia, and eat only poisonous eucalyptus leaves. Also, the whole smooth brain thing isn't just an anatomical feature. It's also a statement on how dumb they are. You could take eucalyptus leaves off a tree branch and put them onto a plate, right in front of a Koala, set the plate down in front of the Koala, and it would not recognize the leaves as food.
I don't know why but Robin's pocket sh*t keeps open wider and wider, might be the fact that he always looks at sub like mildlyinfuriating but the more I watch, the more unhinge he becomes
This stuck with me. Over 30 years ago I was listening to the radio and some of the DJ's between songs started to chat about hot women athletes. One of them said Martina Navratilova. After radio silence for a second or two..one of them said...."really?" and the fellow who mentioned it said, "well...she has a nice body" and the other guy said... "So does Secretariat!!" Their roar matched mine.
1:57 Why he got the face and hair of the little girl obsessed with unicorns from Despicable Me?
7:59 "seems like a nice guy"
oh. oh no...
''m'lady'' *''tips fedora''*
10:47 She looks like a purge mask
8:59 bro was the wolf in the three little pigs 💀
6:12 Guy looks like a background character for guitar hero
14:33 One magnet and she's cooked
the second one. i think i peed while laughing
You sound like you pee upside down
7:45 As much as I love Gabriel, this is accurate 😂
11:08 I RECOGNIZE THAT PERSON! THAT IS A FUNKYFROG VIDEO!!!!😂
8:19 As someone who has played Red Alert 3, i could not stop laughing.
I know the most isolated place
Start in Anchorage Alaska
Fly to Nikolai Alaska
Then take a 12hr boat ride to a place known as salmon river the largest permanent building is an out house to use the bathroom, there are a couple of tents here and there is no cell service
Can't call or text
No tv cause there is no power
No radio
But it is a good fish spot
9:14 I’m so glad Robin has seen the absolute masterpiece that is Hundreds of Beavers!
THATS DANIEL LARSON DONT BULLY HIM U NPC
14:10 every duo has a circle on a rectangle, and a rectangle on a circle
Again I love the dark background
10:06 Aquaman is actually a famous buyer of beach homes.
10:50 It really does look like she took a photo of herself before committing murder.
8:17
Being an avid Command & Conquer fan, this insult is 100% accurate
Also, shout-out to Scorched Earth.
0:35 why does her face look likes its meant to have those weird angled evil eyes?
9:47 Yeah, and sometimes it's the opposite. For new jersey people, it's "you can afford to own your own house? Get a load of Mr. Money over here."
7:54 This is the worst team I have ever played within my life
When we get on the point, everyone dies
(finish the lyrics it’s the dude who sang that song)
9:35 - Nah, sounds like he killed of the 'rents and has taken everything they owned.
My eyes were assaulted at 6:50
14:42 That's John Burke, and he's a legend.
2:05 When mom makes you wear your hair like the daughter she never had.
6:15 he looks like if sephiroth became a mumble rapper that's says the N word every another word.
The fact that this sentence almost perfectly describes the actual person on the photo...
0:39 malnourished Mrs Trunchbull
I can't help but growing my teeth I have seizures but thanks for the thought.
9:10 hundreds of beavers mention
Tupperware and takeout containers are different. When I microwave Tupperware they usually don’t melt
Australia’s “mascot” is the Koala, the Koala population has an epidemic of chlamydia. Thats what the post is talking about.
I have only been to the US a couple of times, and while the cities are dynamic and lively, as soon as you are in the "big outdoors" it feels like you could stop on any road, walk off and never be seen again... It's a flat plane of existential dread that only Russia and Canada can match. Maybe I have read too much Stephen King and Clive Barker, but there is a special kind of silence in some places, and the wind just sounds... eerie...
15:12 kinda funny how that guy got arrested for Animal Abuse
I saw one insult on an instagram comments section
“You look easy to draw”
You had to be there
7:24 My brain: “GIGGITY GIGGITY-“
8:47 the first thing I thought was “were you cleaning the chimney before this?” 😭
2:17 he may be an air pod, but I bet he knows the difference between "your" and "you're" 😂
i shit on people for using words wrong, just not to any real person. that's just cringy. good lusk out there 😊!
I was once told i was built like a dense liquid. Best one ever.
17:05 PEAKVANGELION 🔥
I remember one time I went to McDonald's and this one guy was eating 3 Big Macs in one meal with a large fry and drink. I can't imagine how you get that hungry or would want to eat that much.
11:36 unhealthy mix of every hairstyle in the wrong place and order
7:50 BLACK GRYPHON!!!!
He's great
14:34 she looks like the real life version of the jelly art style
1:38
"reddit's rarest insults"
*twitter*
My Favourite one: "Without Women, you would just be of Another Load Flushed down the Toilet"!
It's Goddamn Hilarious because IT'S S O ( ( ( T R U E ) ) ) ! 🤣 6:30
I remember this one kid in middle school that was a jerk to me and his name was Lucas long and one day I thought it would be funny to call him "Lucas not so long"
The thumbnail could have said “the only one that’s attracted to you is a magnet”
15:22 the villain of monsters vs aliens
12:13 We Found Alex Minecraft
05:34 I don't know who that person is, where they're at, what they were doing or what the rest of that outfit looks like, but that's the coolest mask I've ever seen. It looks like it's straight out of a videogame where it was worn by some cyborg assassin. Thinking about it now, it looks like it comes from Metal Gear Rising. I could totally see that twink Raiden wear that mask during lockdown.
0:09 THE FLAPPING A380 BRO I CANT-
swear to god, the women in the picture @12:08 has an ever-expanding chin. i kept looking away and looking back, and her chin was wider each time. fuckin scary.
The bassist looks like rejected fifth Beatles members rolled into one.
The bassist is Bill The Butcher from Gangs of New York dead on! 😂
9:10 wow I just ejected the food and water I was swallowing out of my nose when I saw that and my dad was in the other room and saw the water dripping out of my nose afterwards and said “yep that tracks with the noise that just came out of you” because I made some seal, dolphin, throw up ish kinda laugh noise when it happened…thanks a lot
The gold coast isn’t that bad, but that is something I would expect from alice springs
0:01:00 music video from 1970 Mungo Jerry - In the Summertime
12:14 her chin is classified as a blunt weapon
The lady at 00:27 looks like one of the killer klowns out of costume
I’m just gonna say what a lot of people should be saying: congrats to your daughter Mr. Ramsey. May Oscar live a long, happy and healthy life
Robin, try a crunch wrap with 3 cheese, steak instead of beef and avocado ranch it's banging.
4:57 why am i still alive *depressed noises*
12:40 This is the Fiat Multipla. Crowned the world's ugliest car by every car enthusiast in the world.
9:08 it's Gargamel from the Smurfs
4:20 bro stole all the chin from the Chinese guy to boost his power
11:41 coffee bean
Why does the woman at 12:02 look like you could cut through reinforce steel with her chin like in family guy
13:57 I can not explain why but this had me cackling for a very long time
1:35 why does Robin look like a knock off wild version of psy that just graduated from high school
5:31 ngl that mask actually looks sick as fuck
9:07 looks like Gargamel from the Smurfs
The wider the smile the sharper the knife. Rules of acquisition.
11:59 suprised she didnt puncture someones lung with the corner of her face.
5:59 the first thing I saw was that plushie-
I never thought I'd say the following words:
In defense of Justin Bieber:
Who wouldn't want to live inside something from a 90s Si-Fi game? It looks like the lair of a super villain. I would go live in there.
hurt copain never misses i swear 😂
9:08 he is the fire starter.
monster house was mentioned? ive been summoned.
6:16 not the Шаман!