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Cookies and pepperoni actually are so far in the opposite direction from each other that the flavors kind of cancel out. I do know this from experience. That person just made a disappointment pizza
Seeing what was shown in the video, they truly deserve nothing less.
I do wonder what the story behind your experience is 😂
@@kenenigans i saw a similar image to that one online as a teen once and the curiosity got the better of me lol
@@kenenigans curiosity makes you do some weird shit.
please enlighten us on your experience
2:00 That was just a frozen pizza with a little pouch of frozen cookie dough inside. Whoever made it this way made a decision to put those cookies on the pizza, instead of on a separate pan like you're supposed to. It's not like it's packed that way.
We know, it was specified in the video like 4 times
@@VermillionRacing😂
13:10 Don't forget about how he'll charge thousands of dollars for this subpar food, only to pay his chefs minimum wage for making it.
What an utterly unlikable man.
Wait He pays His CHEFS fucking MINIMUM WAGE?!
@@enderkatze6129 Of course he does, the man is a hot air baloon filled with pure ego.
AaANd That Is One Of The Reasons I Hate Salt Bae.
Never knew that.
Holy crap what a horrible person!
Also, love your pfp! Glad to know someone knows about Thumb Wresting Federation
@@Jokoko2828 doesn’t he hire a look alike for his restaurant to do the only thing he does in his restaurant for him? You know the part where he scatter salt which need I remind you hits his arm and arm hair first that you can’t guarantee to be clean.
The single bite of steak for $100 makes me irrationally angry.
For less than $100, you can buy a cheap charcoal grill, charcoal, a cut of steak, and a lighter. Guarantee you the result will taste better, too
But it's the best steak in the world
Believe me when I say that there is nothing irrational about your anger.
@@tylerbartlett28 thats still really fuckin dumb
ive seen a bunch of very fancy high grade specialty olive fed spa treated A5 wagyu with a noble lineage going back a hundred years or whatever and for a 100 dollars you should get at least 10 of those tiny bites on a plate with an actual tasty meal around it plus an appetizer and dessert if i had to judge from memory, and that bite was so small i cant really scale it up mentally. if he was billed 100 dollars for just a bite then im beyond baffled
I am a cook at a reputable restaurant in my town, and once a consultant chef that came to help us improve (he actually had a f'n Michelin star) told me that "the more bullshit you have to add to food, the worst it is, if it is any good the flavor is enough to sell it".
Mmm, Nutella pizza with marshmallows and banana
@@krickuAre you a Ninja Turtle, perchance?
10:45 I'm sorry, but if I pay for a four cheese pizza and am given American "Cheese", I will go full Karen on that place.
That's fair. I'll allow it.
Great use of quotation marks!
And I will be right alongside you
kraft singles and all adjacent imitations are exclusively for making grilled cheese with the extra long pull
@@genericuser984 I politely disagree, I believe that provolone cheese gives you the best and longest cheese pull with the added benefit of not tasting like plastic
I don't care if the beef is the highest quality on earth and the chef is a literal god, that "steak" was smaller than the garnish
i would 100% find some way to sue them
@@Geebagninja I mean, if they don't make it clear anywhere in the restaurant that it's that small, you could easily go after false advertisement. Because that is not "A steak", that is "A part of a steak".
If I ordered a hamburger and they cut a 1 inch square out of it and gave that tiny bite to me and said "yep, that's it" you'd definitely call bullshit, after all.
@@TuffMelon I BETTER CALL SAUL
And nobody is even talking about them smoking the dish but then covering the steak with a smaller cloche completely negating the function of the smoke, meaning the ONLY reason for it to be there is to make it look fancier
@@TuffMelon OK but here’s the thing usually fancy pants restaurants have smaller portions but they have waves of smaller portions just having a smaller portion of a single bite of food is fucking ridiculous to me and it’s also a good way to lose customers very very, very quickly
If Gordon Ramsey was narrating this, he would definitely be cursing non stop and passive aggressively criticizing everything (except maybe the Dino chicken and mash potato volcano)
He’d likely compliment its creativity
He would only praise a child making that and he would still criticize preparing food almost on top of a computer.
@@insaincaldo he's praised adults before
@@insaincaldo Gordon Ramsey already reacted to Lazypotnoodles making a Beef Wellington in pretty much the same circumstances, and, if I remember correctly, had nothing but praise. Something along the lines of her dorm room being the poshest dorm room in the world
I'd award extra points based off construction and style for the edible dino-rama.
15:58 it's the medieval feeling you get from just biting in a block of cheese that makes it so special.
At least they said they took a lump before chomping, eat your serving however you like it.
When I used to get Lunchables, I'd sandwich all the meat and save the cheese, so at the end, I could have a stack of cheese on a single cracker, and it was *bliss!*
I was just thinking that the only two times it's acceptable to eat this way are if:
1) you're living in a dorm, or
2) you're taking a break in the middle of a quest that an old wizard sent you on.
The goldfish Mac and cheese shows that he put a hell of a lot of effort into cooking for her. That perfection takes so much time. He did the best with what he had. So enjoy it and realise that a guy who puts this much effort into just a meal for you will put just as much effort into the relationship. He will do anything to make you happy, even if he can’t afford things he will still be super thoughtful and caring. Most women won’t see this but the girl who notices the effort has scored a winner.
Do goldfish crackers taste good, tho? I wouldn't know, because I've never tried them.
YO WTF THAT DINO NUGGIES VOLCANO SHIT IS EPIC HUUUUH???!!! 🤯
I agree! I’d feel bad eating it, though.
The old "How did you find the steak?" "it was under the garnish" joke but in real life
6:50 this is the same person that made the dorm room filet mignon that Gordon Ramsay praised
They’ve clearly got some serious culinary talent!
Ironically, the best coffee I have ever had outside of home was from a small gas station ran by someone from India. I don't know the details of the coffee but I stopped in and walked past the coffee and it smelled so delicious, so I got a cup. It was absolutely delicious. It made me sad that I would never be able to get coffee there again. If you walk past a coffee pot or coffee place and it smells delicious, try a cup. Might be a good cup.
When I lived in North India (about 10 years ago) Most coffee had high content of chicory.
That's actually a pretty fair rule of thumb with restaurants in general. If you're not even hungry, but it smells so good you're still thinking about going in anyways? Write down the place's name and contact info, and go back there or place an order later, with an appetite. Odds are, it'll be worth it.
My favorite local coffee shop is run out of a house that someone remodeled into a coffee shop.
Why could you never go back?
In the case that the place isn't gone, do you remember what the location was? I don't know why I'm asking, coffee sucks ass (if you disagree, you're wrong, it smells terrible) but still for the rest of the heathens here could you share?
@@charlottebarham7722you know, it's okay to admit to being wrong. There's support groups for that.
Cooking the food from a dream is interesting. I've had lots of dreams that included games, songs, poems, and foods that don't exist. Making a dream food a reality is interesting and fun even if it's an abomination.
You should make a channel doing that. I’d sub immediately
I dreamed about a really fancy chocolate cake
To be fair, I'm not entirely sure what greek salad is, but looking at it it seemed to be tomato, cucumber and maybe celery...
I can think of worse things to put in there, all the vegetables were quite watery and didn't have strong flavour, there's a degree of fresh and crunchy texture that they'd be adding to the chewy cookie with chocolate chunks, both tomato and cucumber are often paired with sweet things, not necessarily THAT sweet, but I could certainly "eat" it, I just would rather squirt a load of cream inside 😂
*Watching tutorial*
1: Make sure you are absolutely starving
2: Watch the video
3: either get even more hungry or lose every single bit of your apetite
4: get therapy (unrelated)
Why do I need need therapy
@@adminion10 cuz
Step 3 for me will be losing my apetite.
step 4 is definitely related to some of these clips lol
Instructions unclear, having a heart attack.
I legit almost vomited when I saw the peanut butter salad recipe
It looks like one of the reject salads that B. Dylan Hollis sometimes makes.
@@transmascdruid77 "This isn't a recipe, it's a misdemeanor!"
Seeing vomit commonly induces instinct to vomit.
I don't think the flavor would be TOO bad but it looks awful...
Me too! It seriously looked like vomit. Or diarrhea. I honestly don’t know how that person’s dad was able to eat it….
I used to genuinely believe "all pizza is good pizza" but Pittsburgh just proved this wrong.
That isn't really what most pizza places are like in Pittsburgh.
All pizza is good pizza*
* unless it’s from Pittsburgh.
isnt that just a pizza lunchable? i'd eat it
@@nametheocmaker I've never seen them as pizza though.
15:30
The dog is questioning their sins.
The dog put them up to it. "See? Told ya plates where overated! Get rid of the table next, you'll see eating off the floor's where it's at"
7:50 as someone who has worked in food service and understands how droplet transmission works and how dirty the human mouth actually is (especially when you consider how many people don’t brush their teeth regularly), I don’t want any kind of food that has someone else’s breath (and probably also their saliva) in it. I suspect the reason it has to be burnt is to get it above sterilization temperature, but even then I wouldn’t trust it.
The worst part is, if this was a restaurant, they probably wouldn't tell the customers that someone in the kitchen is breathing (and by extension spitting) into their pizza.
Are we not gonna talk about the fact RUclips put a climate change thing?
"RUclips AI, are you okay?"
"CLIMATE CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Folks are afraid that AI will take over the world?
Brother. The AI has got dementia.
🤖
@@TheOnlyVanillaCoco ?
I live in Pittsburgh (on purpose) and I have never once witnessed a pizza like that here. How dare they spread such slander!!
as someone else from this relative area, I apologize on behalf of our people for whatever that pizza was. I’ve never seen one, but I’m sure it exists.
yooo im also in the asthma/bridges city
This is the best comment I have read in years. It has a Dave Chappelle vibe.
I feel like that sauce one might be malicious compliance inspired. Because sometimes you just get tired of picky people/ I ain't trying to get shot over not giving enough sauce. I'll never forget the time someone at subway wanted so much mayo it was literally like its own separate layer on the sandwich 🫠
An M&M cookie in the shape of a hand called the king's hand is fine, fill it with some kind of icecream that makes sense. But SALAD?! Leave dream logic in dreams and art.
To be fair, I'm not entirely sure what greek salad is, but looking at it it seemed to be tomato, cucumber and maybe celery...
I can think of worse things to put in there, all the vegetables were quite watery and didn't have strong flavour, there's a degree of fresh and crunchy texture that they'd be adding to the chewy cookie with chocolate chunks, both tomato and cucumber are often paired with sweet things, not necessarily THAT sweet, but I could certainly "eat" it, I just would rather squirt a load of cream inside 😂
Imagine someone thinks of an almond cookie with thin peanut butter filling.
And call it The Two Fingers
"Mario the hell out of this and treat it like a Goomba"
I'm dying. Accurate but I'm dying here 😂
Whenever I see someone try some weird food combination, my first question is usually "but... was it good?"
I'm a very adventurous eater. I'm willing to taste test almost anything. My only off-limits foods are anything too slimy (like oysters), anything that has a high chance of making me sick, anything underdone, and brains.
my dad used to eat (idk if he still does) sheep brain... yea just seeing it makes me lose my appetite. Are bugs also an off-limit food for you?
Since you're willing to try odd recipes, here's my family's version of a German classic, Toast hawaii :)
Whole grain toast bread (toast here is square bread specifically made to be toasted, not just normal bread that has been toasted.)
Medium spicy mustard
Sliced ham
Pineapple rings
Lingonberry jam
Sliced Gouda
Cover a baking sheet with paper, place the toast, put a thin smear of mustard, ham slice, the pineapple, put the jam in the pineapple hole, cover with the cheese slice.
Bake in the oven at 180°C until the cheese is melted and starts to get that nice golden-bown tone at the edges.
You can also put some pepper on it for some extra spice.
@@feuerling that actually sounds alright tbf... I might try it sometime although I have no idea how to get lingonberry jam or how it even tastes 😂
@@kenenigans maybe off limits but only because of potential parasites and other issues relating to it. we already eat a lot of bugs thanks to contamination in the food supply. check out the i think it's fda food defect manual.
@@feuerling no idea where to get lingonberry jam or what it would taste like, but it sounds like it might be tasty (your recipe). i'd try it.
15:47 What makes this even more frustrating is that the knife is RIGHT THERE! Above the Salami... just why?
At least he cuts off his own chunk and doesn't but of the whole salami and cheese.
Okay so.. TECHNICALLY tomato, mozzarella, and basil is a caprese salad... But usually you dice and toss with a punch of sale and drizzle of olive oil. 😂 It's delicious though! Also it's pronounced "ka-prey-zay"
Thank you
Tomatoes aren’t vegetables 12:23
@@Charlie-uv9zn correct, they are botanically a fruit. culinarily, though, they are mainly used as vegetables
@@Charlie-uv9znuhm ackshually ☝️🤓
Alternate title: how to lose your appetite, and worry for humanity all in one video! 🤮
I do somewhat like the idea behind the bomb plate at 4:05, but with a more substantial meal than that pathetic plastic dollar-store toy chicken. And at a significantly lower price. People... 🙄
what confuses me the most (apart from the price) is what the chicken had to do with it being a bomb? Like, in addition to looking plastic-y, it didn't look like it was spicy (at least to me), and it wasn't served with any visible sides???? Were the sides hidden in the lower half of the dish somehow? Maybe it's some kind of niche character/franchise cafe type deal, like the Hello Kitty cafe, where they can get away with putting basically anything they want on the menu as long as it LOOKS like a character, but still. genuinely confused, do not comprehend.
The waigu steak is usually like 500-1000 dollars so the spoonful for only a hundred bucks for the BEST STEAK IN THE WORLD is accurate.
Also “that is shit from a butt.”
11:39 - Does the Western world not know about ćevapi? Guys, you're absolutely missing out!
Norwegian here, I grew up with cevapcici (pardon the incorrect spelling, my keyboard doesn't have the right letters) because my mom lived in Croatia for some time. One of my favorite dishes ever ❤️
Oh my god, yes, those are amazing!
Yeah, but they look distinctively different
@@Mr_Yeah Not necessarily. When I make them at home, that's exactly what they look like :D
No, they have no clue lmao. Čevapi so the best.
9:51 that Mac and cheese hot dog wrapped in a tortilla and grilled in a panini press kind of gives me flashbacks to Prison Spread
IYKYK
If you replace Kraft with fries and hot dogs with minced meat, you get French tacos
6:02 I am not at all ok with how close that pot of water is to the laptop 💦
17:30. This one is like they started by trying to think of a way to make a cheap Cannelloni, but then finished with a war crime instead.
And where is the seasoning???
It's literally mac and cheese with hot dogs. How do you think the mac and cheese sauce is made? Milk and cheap velveeta (if you're fancy, use cheddar). The cannelloni replace the maccaroni and the sausages give it some more flavor
Boss: "Okay, after every step, add a bit more sauce, just don't add too much to each layer."
Employee: "got it boss!"
Employee 0:23
13:45 I don't know if a Standwich is a type of sandwich or not. I realize that probably needs to be a debate to be had.
14:24 Whoa. Wait a minute. Set the foil issue aside for a second. Is that corn? Who eats corn as a side with spaghetti?
Those people who don't eat any other vegetable.
Both corn and peas can work with tomato sauce. Source: my old workplace where we'd often get a can of each and make a big pot of pasta for the crew. It's a rather cheap way to add some bulk to it. Can also replace the meatballs with some simple sausage, same idea. It's not gonna be fancy, but it'll be filling and hearty.
Doesn’t seem strange or off-putting to me.
3:46 With lemons it does at least help with mucus build ups.
0:11 This reminds me so much of HowToBasic
but instead of eggs, its sauce 😂
*add some sauce to this comment*
23 likes? Let me fix that
*adds sauce onto the like button, and adds 1 like*
8:20 I think the dough itself was black (Possibly charcoal infused?) You can see the dough has a darker color before he even puts it into the oven, which made it look more burnt than it really was. Don't get me wrong, the bubble was 100% burnt to a crisp and would get thanos snapped if you looked at it funny, but I think the bottom was still probably just fine.
It's called a cold cheese pizza and it's something that some college town made to give the drunk students something to eat when they are unable to make a decision or don't want to burn the roof of their mouths.
Oh so it's just drunkard slop.
Sadly I wouldn't be aloud to have half the equipment that person has in my dorm for one reason or another 6:42
The blowing into the pizza was just unsanitary and gross
Yes, but they did cook off the germs
@@3178.productions And they cooked off all the food too while they were at it.
Do you even know what cooking is?
@@3178.productions dont care honestly. If they're required to wash their hands while handling food, they should also avoid putting their spit and hot breath on food
Well if you sanitize your lungs with soap before it will be perfectly fine. (For legal reasons, don’t do this)
Not gonna lie, I'm baked af and that panini grilled mac and cheese with hot dog wrap looks tasty.
I'm sober, and I think it looks tasty.
Great now I'm hungry. I'll eat ANYTHING.
💀
Even possible poison?
Anything? Eat my homework
Even the burger hotdogs?
@@ConnortheGonnor yes
9:53 Jack! Tor-till-ah? It's tor-tee-ya!
5:57 this shouldn't be here, because that's FUCKING AWESOME
2:50 it looks like a burnt Gila Monster 💀
1:42 there were so many treats they could’ve filled it with and they chose *greek salad??!?*
They did say it was from a dream they had. Dreams are often strange.
4:10 $100 for a roast pigeon
5:48 "GLEEFUL LITTLE RABBIT" 💀
7:40 This is not what I thought of when I heard "volcano pizza", it looks horrendous. Search for "Vulkan pizza" (literally translates to Volcano pizza) instead, that's a 6 segmented pizza often with different toppings on each section and the center often filled with fries and sauces.
Or maybe the dessert version with Nutella, fruits, and berries...
If someone surprised me with the dino nuggies volcano back in college.. new crush for sure
Wait... are you telling me he's actually never heard of a Dino nugget volcano?
one of my friends swears by peanut butter and pepperoni sandwiches being delicious. I tried a bite of this abomination during a cookout with all our other friends. the flavor leaves you absolutely disgusted and yet…. it leaves an interesting and bearable taste in your mouth long after you swallow it. it’s ever so vaguely reminisce of the peanut sauce often had with spring rolls. but either you never eat it again, or you’re so perplexed trying to process it that you need to take another bite.
Once upon a time, I used to buy a block of cheese and eat the whole thing for lunch or dinner.
Then I ended up saving money by joining Weight Watchers.
how were your shits
5:40 Lettuce leaves and watery mayo? You mean deconstructed salad and deconstructed ranch?
16:30 Forget the flavors. Think of ALL THE SUGAR. That's got the Type II Diabetes merit batch with honors.
I have a sweet tooth, but wow world I deny that instantly.
I think some of those are those sugar free syrups.
0:35 Moders should render Mario-Games' enemy-deaths with burger-style-destruction rated-M for splattering-cheese-guts & condiments at the 4th-wall: Mario-lands & with a sound of slight-crack, the enemy squirts realistically-crushed bursting-juices a short distance, which Mario slides-on like Ice-tiles; & if enemy sprites are in proximity to splattered innards, they reverse course without turning, backing away.
17:11 I'm right there with you bro, I'm crying too I can't believe this
Some of this stuff is leggimitly making me feel sick to my stomach thankfully I am near a toilet.
fun fact. sushi is just vinegar rice. it is not referring to the fish that goes on it. you can put whatever ya want on it but it needs to be a vinegar rice ball to be sushi. there's probably more nuances to it that i'm not aware of yet but i do know it's important that it's suppose to be a kind of rice ball and anything else is not sushi
The Mexican side of the Trump pizza looks tasty as hell, though. The American side looks like a heart attack.
The hot durger looks like something I would unironically make and eat.
Edit: The hot dog with "extra patty," not the Ćevapi at the 11:45-ish timestamp. Different tone.
I apologize to anyone I may have offended, I didn't know until now that Ćevapi was a thing.
Those "monstrosities" have their own Wikipedia article. The person just didn't know it was already a thing.
"Ćevapi (Cyrillic: ћевапи, pronounced [tɕeʋǎːpi]) or ćevapčići (formal: diminutive; Cyrillic: ћевапчићи, pronounced [tɕeʋǎptʃitɕi]) is a grilled dish of minced meat found traditionally in the countries of southeast Europe (the Balkans). It is considered a national dish of Bosnia and Herzegovina and Serbia,[2] with Bosnia and Herzegovina taking steps in branding and placing them on the list of intangible heritage, with a nomination for inclusion on the UNESCO List of Intangible Cultural Heritage. Ćevapi are also common in Albania, Bulgaria, Croatia,[3][4][5] Kosovo, Montenegro, North Macedonia and Western Romania."
"Pittsburgh is as bad as it sounds."
My brother lives there '-'
3:18
oo benyenye wader
11:09
Blue cheese
Ye-haw cheese
And creem cheese. What’s the 4rth
Maybe cheese-sauce?
16:55 is like an unspeakably awful version of toad in the hole, using cheese instead of batter
11:34 Take it to work and eat it with a hotdog bun while making sure someone can see you eat it.. When asked "What are you eating?", you should say "This sh_t is amazing! You should try it!" Then slowly rip off a juicy chunk of the burger dog before holding it up towards them to try a bite..
Also, it is a great way to make sure no one steals your lunch ever again..
0:45 chizz
*car sounds intensified*
Normally I'd be upset about this joke but it looked like a popped pimple to me so "chizz" is the lesser evil.
I saw that on microwave society
Microwave society r/stupidfood
Jeese
11:49 That's ćevapčići.
Gesundheit.
10:28 what in the great depression takoyaki is this sh--
CHEESE! 15:25
7:02 I agree, that's actually pretty cool!
4:18 Just the way Jack said it looked like a rubber toy made me what to lose my mind like when Robin goes on a 30 second long laughing binge. (I remembered him reading dressing like Funky Kong makes you look extremely divorced, and couldn't help but lose it as well.)
4:33 I think it’s a How to Train Your Dragon reference. It’s Toothless, a black dragon who shoots fire balls
14:36 Ah, steak medallion. My old man ordered this at a wedding reception while everyone else ordered the cod. They got big ol fillets battered and fried, he got two of these about the size of a silver dollar with a few sick looking asparagus and a couple near raw carrots....for $65 bucks. Lol, eat shit, pop, enjoy your fancy rich people food
As a Southwest Pennsylvanian who lives a bus ride's distance to Pittsburgh, we do not claim that pizza.
Idk who decided to claim that we do that but, we don’t.
0:23 Don't order delivery from "The Sauce"
XD
I once decided to put to the test the '80s tagline "A sandwich just isn't a sandwich without the tangy zip of Miracle Whip", by having it with peanut butter.
That was even worse false advertising than common sense would tell you.
Years later I tried it again, just to be sure it was as awful as I remembered.
It was.
the sauce part in the start made me uncontrollably laugh for like 10 minutes straight because my buddy kept making jokes about how you're supposed to eat every part like "plastic bag with a hint of sauce"
7:20 the mirror cube next to it is so real like this is something only a cuber would do
That Mac’n’ cheese with the goldfish bread crumbs looks like something I would of made.
17:13 - his tears are how humanity just makes the worst food crimes imaginable. And just don't understand it. I honestly believe with them. Its insane
11:23 Okay, so us putting cold toppings on pizza is weird, but other people putting cold rubbery disgusting "chicken" on a salad is normal?
it's 4pm time for your bullying session
Ok if anyone's sincerely interested in low waste stuff, pasta water goes into your garden, or on pot plants, once it's cooled.
4:40 My american ass thought that middle glass was full of corn syrup
3:24 at my school for a few days they has a big water thing that said "blueberry water" and it was just tons of blueberries and ice together I tried it out tasted like crap
0:46
You know, there is a reason why we Czechs are using something like Eidam for fried cheese and not Chedar. Especially if is it intended to be put between 2 slices of bun
0:12
*Add some sauce*
Add some fries
*Add some sauce*
Add some meat
*Add some sauce*
Add some salad
*Add some sauce*
Add some pickles
*Add some sauce*
Add some spice and close the lid
*Add some sauce*
Add some spice, tissues and sauce
*Add some sauce*
Close it
And don’t forget to *Add some sauce*
2:23 Tried it before with Papa Johns pizza and a slice of the cookie pizza on top. I’ll keep them separate going forward. I mean it was alright, but yeah…no…
9:54 A demonstration of the fine line between stupidity and genius.
*Timestamps for the video*
Start: 0:00
End: 17:58
Thank you
Fair enough
That clears things up thanks!
Thank you
r/uselesscommentbots
0:44 that splat sound effect makes it a trillion times funnier
if you pause on the flash-frame at 8:45 there's poetry made in moods of four different handwriting, meaning each font isn't an account of moods, but, mental-faculties of that person writing; degenerating & simplifying till generalizations; the cursive prompts this idea, "One can fail until graced by default", ergo, 'suck so hard, Gad takes pitty', or, faceplant till a god grabs the puppet strings its-self. the poet is inspiring
2:11 I have eaten the Digorno and dessert cookie combo before. This is NOT in the instructions!
14:50 fancy restaurants should put total weight of the edible part of the meal on the menu
You know, if you crush up those gold fish, they probably would go hard on a noodle dish, maybe not mac and cheese though, I feel like you wouldn't get the most out of them there, but maybe something like Lasagna, or maybe even spaghetti.
As a student, the hallways can get CRAZY! Kids will slam each other into the walls and shuffing each other! That glass "water bottle" will shatter and get EVERYWHERE! Please don't bring glass to school (the costodianes/can't spell it will not have a fun time cleaning up the mess of the aftermath)!
13:20 I've tried this but with ham. Quite literally one of the best things I've ever tasted.
12:11 remember when airplanes would give you a free sample pack of cigarettes? Now we have this lol