Fun fact: When a corporation asks you to donate money to a charity at a checkout, they pool all that money and donate in their name as a tax write off. DO NOT assist them in their tax dodging efforts. There are better ways to donate.
This gets spread everywhere but it's just not true. They donate sales or profit, they write it off. You donate cash, you get to write it off. I doubt youtube will let me leave a link but I'll try in a separate reply. But just google it.
Yeah! Like I take $10 a week out of every paycheck every year and send it directly to 211 through my job (a center here that helps the homeless and needy by providing a simple phone number to get info on shelters and food banks and other helpful info for anyone, any age, any situation. They also help with resources to get off drugs and alc) and it always comes up to a substantial enough amount for them to use and appreciate it. My workplace does this for me and bc my workplace is nonprofit it's done in our names individually and they send thank you letters for large amounts :) it's an awesome opportunity i wouldn't have otherwise. I'm glad I read the little slips in the info stands! 211 helped me out a lot once so I'm more than glad to help them ☺️
This just isn't true. It's a common misunderstanding, though. If they are just collecting donations it is your deduction. They get some social karma and the charity is happy to have the visibility. They could only (maybe) claim anything they matched or a portion of sales they gave. That's why sales tax isn't revenue. They collect it and remit it to the proper local/county/state offices.
@@GenerationalSavant They do still only give an extremely EXTREMELY small amount of the money you give them to the charity. They usually just pocket the rest. The fine print is important to read on store charity drives and products. They're usually riding the hype of people's generosity for their profits.
14:18 here's what you do (don't actually do this.) Start labeling the packaging as "Poison, do not eat!" And see if they continue. If they do, add laxatives to it and they should stop afterwards. If they sue, they shouldn't have an actual case. Getting poisoned after eating something labled as "Poison" won't hold up in court.
"are your new neighbours actually blind? if so, they get a pass" no, Robin, they don't get a pass, y'know, on account of DRIVING A CAR BLINDLY! very not ok to do
All this does is remind me of the Mythbuster episode where Adam and Jamie got plastered and had a blind man drive them around to their destination. Adam has a video on his YT channel talking about it a bit, in relation to Jamie.
14:00 Yeah, the teacher is doing their best to try to make the assignment more "fun" than it is to try to keep the kids engaged with it. It is really sweet, but at the same time, I'm 85% sure some of the lyrics are in the wrong spots if they aren't straight up dated for the kids, since I believe a couple songs are going on 10 years old, along with some of the slang.
They are so embarrassingly dated, I'm pretty sure this is Millennial or Gen X humor. Not like what Millennials think kids like; what Millenials liked when they were kids.
@@Grianfan90Eh, I wouldn't go that far, since ten years ago all the younger Millenials had already entered their 20's. While young, not really kid territory. Now if it were a young GenZ teacher I could see it, since most of them were still teens at that point. The only thing pointing out this is a more recent paper is the use of "Mid", since even though it's existed since the 00s in slang, seems to have spiked in popularity over the last couple of years.
4:03 at least in Germany, if someone blocks the driveway to your property, AFAIK you can call the police, they check if it's the case and then let that car get towed. 4:30 that's one of the newest stunts of HP: if the model number ends in an "e", the printer only runs on subscription, you can't use it otherwise. I still have an old HP OfficeJet running, but if that one ever finally fails, you can be 100% sure that its successor won't be another HP...
Hacking someone's credit card, using their money and then emailing the person you stole from asking them why a transaction was canceled (in this case a plane flight) is the funniest thing to me
5:50 I can completely believe this one. Cheap stud finder won't differentiate studs from pipes, so they mounted the TV holder when the finder beeped. This picture, with drywall cut out, is probably taken when trying to find why does the living room smell like literal shit.
I always ask question like what is on the other side of the wall such as bathroom or whatever so they don't have any issues if i ever mount something myself. i don't ever mount anything by myself unless it is a photo, painting, or poster still in a frame i cam hang.
Hey guys, im making a cat cafè, you must bring your own cats, coffee, food, and cafè, $100 per hour, you must stay for 5 hours per droplet of coffee you bring
it was shit to begin with, literal shit and ground up cancer tumours and covid and more if it includes meat but also the other stuff from fellow animals
The Geek Squad one is real. It was an honest mistake. The stud finder mistook the pipe for a stud. They mounted it to the pipe by accident. The owner had the drywall cut around the mount so the picture makes it look like they knew it was a pipe. It has happened A LOT!
12:47 One time I googled if you could freeze jello and it was basically 2 things 1) Don't freeze it ever! It changes the texture and its gross! 2) Definitely freeze it! It changes the texture and its awesome!
Now with AI bullshit, entire articles read like that because the AI doesn't actually understand what it is trained on so it'll happily contradict itself repeatedly.
To get the best answer to google questions, wikipedia is the way to go. Failing that, the sources they cite. Anything quora or forum question is generally just opinions from users
Does even work properly because it uses fucking vanilla ice who hasn’t been relavent in decades Hell the first time I heard his hit it was a parody used in a rice pudding advert
I’ve never gotten the point of outdoor pets. Literally the entire point of having a pet is being able to spend time with it… at this point it’s not even a pet, it’s a random animal that’s confined to your yard
3:47 When I lived in Okinawa there was a cat cafe where we would have to take a treat to give to the cats, we weren’t allowed to bring any food or outside drinks and could only get a drink from this vending machine 😭 I still loved that place
0:41 This ain't just mildly infuriating, this is a lawsuit waiting to happen. Raw chicken- Hell, any raw meat can give you serious food poisoning! This chicken is so raw, it's running to the other side of the road!!
18:13 you can also rub the batteries so they spin back and forth really quick while they're in the case to make a teensy bit more power. It wont keep a gameboy alive but its great for remotes on these dumb new smart TVs with no manual buttons
TV Channels should be required to run an anti scammer AD in the add breaks, just "Don't give gift cards to corporations, don't give your passwords over the phone.. etc.. etc.."
Yeah, these OPs have the patience of saints to only be mildly pissed off about _someone hacking their credit card and then having the gall to bitch about them canceling a flight paid for with their own stolen money._
9:34 that truck is not street legal, vehicles shall not exceed 102 inches, a parking space is 96 inches wide, this vehicle's entire right side wouldn't even fit the nearest of the dualies if they parked right against the left line edge
Oh man, I wish someone would tell the truck drivers here in California that. Between those tires and belching out enough exhaust to drown a small island nation, it’s a wonder we don’t have even MORE wildfires than we currently do per year.
@@zyriantel9601California has some of the most strict car/truck laws in the US. And those tires aren't hurting anything, I can guarantee that thing fits between the lines going down the road.
14:53 I assume your roommate plans to use this for a cage for pets or a terrarium, Its important to bake sticks and random gunk so that there will be nothing like bugs, harmful moss or invasive plants come along for the ride.
That AI generated image, it does ruin lives. Because people who comment on them believing it are then targeted for scams, because clearly they'll fall for anything. It's the new 'put spelling mistakes in the scam letter, so you sift out the smarter ones and are only left with the idiots that are easy to scam' method. I commented on a post like that saying it was fake and got a DM from the poster (which was a bot) telling me to type yes for 20 free dollars or some shit.
16:04 Ooh! This is perfect! I can translate this! It reads as follows: "We, as a multi-national, multi-billion dollar corporation, require more money from our customers. As such, you will buy our products for a 10% markup; sure, we COULD use it to pay our employees more, but honestly...who cares about the employees? Who cares about what THEY think? And, honestly, who cares what YOU think, lowly peasant? If you don't like our practices...well...honestly, who cares? You'll still buy because, really, what other choices do you have? What, you think YOU can do BETTER? Make your OWN? Pffft! Yeah, right. Real cute. Complain all you want to all 15 of your followers on whatever social media platform you have (of whom are, let's be real, just your closest family members), but whilst you're on OUR turf? Yeah, no...shut up and buy our stuff. We're Subway, we don't care." ...Wow...usually when Wendy's is savage they're not so verbose...and at least when Wendy's does it it's funny... O.o
18:54 I thought the little kid in the background was supposed to be considered the 12th drummer cuz they're dressed so similar...but it'd be weird to have a kid included in the gift that their true love gave to them. Lol
17:33 I disagree with that being innocent. I don't think it's innocent at all to pretend to be Native American a marginalized people that have been genocided, have their land stolen, and continually repressed, to be used as a fucking internet points game.
Nope. A local small grocery store started using these stickers a while back and they are the worst. They do indeed leave a sticky residue and are hard to peel off (they like to tear) even if they are dry. Luckily I haven't encountered them in any other store yet and I rarely shop in this store (and now I try not to buy any veggies from them).
clearly you have never tried to remove the stickers on pool noodles, you could peel them off the moment you leave the checkout and at least 40% of that stuff is staying
Ugh, that stolen plates one reminds me of my mom. She got personalized plates and came out of work one day to find 3 of the 4 bolts holding it in were removed. Someone tried to remove the plates, but couldn't get the last bolt undone so they left it. Also, if you are attempting to steal plates, does it make sense to steal plates that have something memorable and easily identifiable as their text? That's dumb.
@@nikkimcdonald4562 It depends. Breaded chicken is usually fried. But it can also be baked (nowhere near as good as fried) or grilled (annoying with the crust, but tastes the best).
@@Jeff-ss6qt usually they use smth sticky yet edible like egg yolk, atleast that's what my grandma does. it also gets your hands messy, but you can wash them so it's fine.
11:08 I wish people would just do harmless ones, like the pastries. Those are cute, non-harmful, and very tasty. Or just, say you're having a boy or girl, not that hard
15:38 This shit, man...can't stand it. My wife is wheelchair-bound, so we have a ramp like that. Came out of a grocery store once, and a lady was parked in that no parking spot right next to us. I told her that's not a fucking parking spot, it's for the handicap space next to it to use for a ramp. She had the nerve to bitch at me for being rude. Only time that's ever happened to us, but I've rarely been so goddamn livid.
The first one is literally what I got the last time I ordered from Panera, except that the bacon wasn’t even cooked. IT WAS COLD. Are they even trying??
12:13. To give them some credit, maybe there are some patients at that hospital who believe in all that psychic, crystal stuff, and they buy those "healing bracelets" to feel more comfortable throughout their recovery, even if they don't actually work, they at least make the patient calm and happy, right?
7:54 literally as Robin said "that looks like socal" I was like "that's gotta be in California" and when he pointed out the fence, I said "freeway" as he said "some big highway" haha. Great minds think alike. Lol
10:43 So the manager was pissed because they...ordered something with a higher price tag? If he means that the pizza costs a lot to make, that ain't on the customers. Sounds like poor profit management, my guy.
The only time it is okay to use contents of a package that wasn't meant for you, is if Walmart gives the "oh well, will fix your order" and doesn't take the things back when they bring the stuff you actually bought. Or whatever company that delivered the package without charging you for the accidental stuff.
18:18 That happened at my school too, they charged kids for meals, Covid hit and they gave meals for free, but now that we as a society have started somewhat recovering from Covid they’ve started charging kids again 😒
18:15 I can never fully explain the absolute *embarrassment* I felt one time when they took the plate of breakfast out of my hand, had me stand to the side and gave me a “cheaper version” because “I couldn’t afford it on my account”
15:00 Those stickers and adhesives are technically edible, but I think the residue issue depends on the length of time the label was on there, not the quality. They freeze just about every fruit and vegetable so they can have "fresh" produce all year long.
lol. bell pepper doesn't survive freezing like that. its still edible when thawed, but it'll be a nasty mush. cooking it makes the texture "feel" better they do CHILL all the fresh produce in transport, however
@@Notmiddleg with a piece that thin, it being frozen just means you have to cook it for a bit longer. It still won't burn on the outside in the time it takes for the inside to cook (unless you set the heat way too high)
16:45 - ANY, and I mean ANY corporation that is asking for donations to something are only doing it to keep their tax payment down. Those donations do NOT go in your name and do so in the company name. People are so gullible with this and it aint funny when it happens. The company I used to work with started doing it with the app they use so you can pay for food and such with that I actually voiced against it, not the reason I left either, however they didnt like me pointing it out, but couldnt do crap about it. Many customers also called them out on it because people didnt realize what was actually going on. This company by the way runs multiple gas stations and is the largest independent in my state and the owners recently sold it for a 10 figure sum to another 'independent'.
That rubric was FIRE and I love it and I'm laughing, okay? A teacher with humor who is doing their best to communicate to their kids? Excellent. Absolutely excellent. And while the only category of "mid" might confuse a whiny Karen of a parent, the alternatives would be fail or cringe and that's so much worse.
That Pizza Ranch post infuriates me because I work there. If someone has paid for their buffet, then they can get any pizza they want, no matter how ridiculously expensive it is with the toppings. It's included with the price of their meal, so what that guy did went completely against store policy.
I love when you and jack do these storie could you 2 do more please thanks for the upload and how would i work for Emkay or are they hiring thanks if not thats cool
7:50 Thats likey a bell from a card game called Halli Galli. IIRC if ssomeone gets a pair on the stack (like uno) or you have last card you have to ring the bell. The first to ring the bell can drop a card or if it is the last card , wins
4:41 I can't believe it! How could these scammers and con artists have made a dinosaur park with no dinosaurs? I'm so glad my state has a dinosaur park with actual, real dinosaurs.
Bruh, the dino one, c'mon, I've seen dinosaur plastic figures that look more alive than those, I would have accepted flimsy ass animatronics that barely move over those giant poorly painted dino toys.
Subway only offers insurance and benefits for full time workers. Part of orientation is a meeting about how great the benefits are and how high the salaries can be. I guarantee this is why almost no one outside of management is full time, no matter how understaffed their stores are. I worked at 5 of them. My home store was the *least* understaffed in the area and I was still there alone more than 50% of the time.
Wanna feel upset? I replaced the sugar on my workplace pantry with powdered sugar and change the salt with salt cube. To add another inconvenience, I moved the sink 5 cm lower than usual, moved the stove 10 cm higher and place the fridge horizontally. And Im not fired yet
7:38 I can believe it, happened to me when my mum was in the ICU after her bowel ruptured, they called me 'unreliable' because I called out twice after getting 'the call'. Third time and they fired me.
Fun fact: When a corporation asks you to donate money to a charity at a checkout, they pool all that money and donate in their name as a tax write off. DO NOT assist them in their tax dodging efforts. There are better ways to donate.
This gets spread everywhere but it's just not true. They donate sales or profit, they write it off. You donate cash, you get to write it off. I doubt youtube will let me leave a link but I'll try in a separate reply. But just google it.
Yeah! Like I take $10 a week out of every paycheck every year and send it directly to 211 through my job (a center here that helps the homeless and needy by providing a simple phone number to get info on shelters and food banks and other helpful info for anyone, any age, any situation. They also help with resources to get off drugs and alc) and it always comes up to a substantial enough amount for them to use and appreciate it. My workplace does this for me and bc my workplace is nonprofit it's done in our names individually and they send thank you letters for large amounts :) it's an awesome opportunity i wouldn't have otherwise. I'm glad I read the little slips in the info stands! 211 helped me out a lot once so I'm more than glad to help them ☺️
This just isn't true. It's a common misunderstanding, though. If they are just collecting donations it is your deduction. They get some social karma and the charity is happy to have the visibility. They could only (maybe) claim anything they matched or a portion of sales they gave. That's why sales tax isn't revenue. They collect it and remit it to the proper local/county/state offices.
@@GenerationalSavant They do still only give an extremely EXTREMELY small amount of the money you give them to the charity. They usually just pocket the rest.
The fine print is important to read on store charity drives and products. They're usually riding the hype of people's generosity for their profits.
14:18 here's what you do (don't actually do this.) Start labeling the packaging as "Poison, do not eat!" And see if they continue. If they do, add laxatives to it and they should stop afterwards. If they sue, they shouldn't have an actual case. Getting poisoned after eating something labled as "Poison" won't hold up in court.
Smart!
Damn, bro has both of the top two comments
How do you have multiple top comments
iirc this was discussed on some legal advice subreddit
Add laxative to one specific part of the food like inside an apple, so you can still eat your own food if they decide to not steal.
This chicken is so raw that I can still hear it *clucking*
dude if you dropped your sandwich that mf would start crossing the road
Chicken so raw it pecked the bread...
You’re in every comment section
Give it a day and it'll lay an egg
@@feuerling nice rhyme we built there...
"are your new neighbours actually blind? if so, they get a pass"
no, Robin, they don't get a pass, y'know, on account of DRIVING A CAR BLINDLY! very not ok to do
All this does is remind me of the Mythbuster episode where Adam and Jamie got plastered and had a blind man drive them around to their destination. Adam has a video on his YT channel talking about it a bit, in relation to Jamie.
Sarcasm go brrrrrrrrrrrr
14:00 Yeah, the teacher is doing their best to try to make the assignment more "fun" than it is to try to keep the kids engaged with it. It is really sweet, but at the same time, I'm 85% sure some of the lyrics are in the wrong spots if they aren't straight up dated for the kids, since I believe a couple songs are going on 10 years old, along with some of the slang.
They are so embarrassingly dated, I'm pretty sure this is Millennial or Gen X humor. Not like what Millennials think kids like; what Millenials liked when they were kids.
@@Grianfan90Eh, I wouldn't go that far, since ten years ago all the younger Millenials had already entered their 20's. While young, not really kid territory. Now if it were a young GenZ teacher I could see it, since most of them were still teens at that point.
The only thing pointing out this is a more recent paper is the use of "Mid", since even though it's existed since the 00s in slang, seems to have spiked in popularity over the last couple of years.
16:10 The extra fee will keep things affordable? That’s great! I'm so glad that I can pay more so that I don’t have to… pay more.
You see, you use the money to destroy the money, it makes perfect sense!
4:03 at least in Germany, if someone blocks the driveway to your property, AFAIK you can call the police, they check if it's the case and then let that car get towed.
4:30 that's one of the newest stunts of HP: if the model number ends in an "e", the printer only runs on subscription, you can't use it otherwise. I still have an old HP OfficeJet running, but if that one ever finally fails, you can be 100% sure that its successor won't be another HP...
Hacking someone's credit card, using their money and then emailing the person you stole from asking them why a transaction was canceled (in this case a plane flight) is the funniest thing to me
5:50 I can completely believe this one. Cheap stud finder won't differentiate studs from pipes, so they mounted the TV holder when the finder beeped. This picture, with drywall cut out, is probably taken when trying to find why does the living room smell like literal shit.
And I am again baffled by America's hollow walls.
I always ask question like what is on the other side of the wall such as bathroom or whatever so they don't have any issues if i ever mount something myself. i don't ever mount anything by myself unless it is a photo, painting, or poster still in a frame i cam hang.
Hey guys, im making a cat cafè, you must bring your own cats, coffee, food, and cafè, $100 per hour, you must stay for 5 hours per droplet of coffee you bring
For a part time cat, this is definitely a rip off
@@bippbunn Man, where do I have to go to apply to be a part-time cat?
@@zyriantel9601 walmart
hey at least i dont have to construct my own walls and roof
I consider this a steal, the last cat cafe I went to made me bring my own construction materials to build the cafe
I use to work at a pizza restaurant and have seen people walk out with hot pizza sideways like it's a duffle bag
Pain
Now my question is; did they call back to complain aboit the state of the pizza?
The first one is just criminal. Good lord Panera.
Panera has gone to shit after 2019
Panera fell off bro its terrible
no it’s not, they saved the lives of the customer and their victims.
it was shit to begin with, literal shit and ground up cancer tumours and covid and more if it includes meat but also the other stuff from fellow animals
and don’t invoke the lord if you’re fine with the horrific stuff. He didn’t cause this, you all do if you consume it.
Getting fired from your job because your loved one passed away is disgusting and disrespectful.
It also sounds downright illegal.
@@kazulitheseawing3284 Yeah, that too.
That sandwich looks like it went through the Great Depression
_thousand yard stare_
@@Chicken-bu1tw Oh nawh....
I think it's still going through....
More like the black plague
0:52 The chicken is so raw that it will wake you up in the morning
Uh, I’m thinking you’ll be waking up faster than that.
The Geek Squad one is real. It was an honest mistake. The stud finder mistook the pipe for a stud. They mounted it to the pipe by accident. The owner had the drywall cut around the mount so the picture makes it look like they knew it was a pipe.
It has happened A LOT!
12:47
One time I googled if you could freeze jello and it was basically 2 things
1) Don't freeze it ever! It changes the texture and its gross!
2) Definitely freeze it! It changes the texture and its awesome!
Now with AI bullshit, entire articles read like that because the AI doesn't actually understand what it is trained on so it'll happily contradict itself repeatedly.
To get the best answer to google questions, wikipedia is the way to go. Failing that, the sources they cite. Anything quora or forum question is generally just opinions from users
I can speak from experience. Frozen Jell-O has a very weird texture but it isn't bad. I quite like it
13:38 "How do you do, fellow kids? I also share your fondness for musical entertainment."
Does even work properly because it uses fucking vanilla ice who hasn’t been relavent in decades
Hell the first time I heard his hit it was a parody used in a rice pudding advert
I read that in lauren’s voice
The mid category was just insults lmao
Reading this made me more aggressive than it should have
i literally only recognize like three songs. one is from 2019, the other is like a decade old, and the final one is from like 2022
4:13 when i tell you i genuinely teared up, i can't imagine how icky that is for those poor babies :(
I’ve never gotten the point of outdoor pets. Literally the entire point of having a pet is being able to spend time with it… at this point it’s not even a pet, it’s a random animal that’s confined to your yard
3:47 When I lived in Okinawa there was a cat cafe where we would have to take a treat to give to the cats, we weren’t allowed to bring any food or outside drinks and could only get a drink from this vending machine 😭 I still loved that place
0:41 This ain't just mildly infuriating, this is a lawsuit waiting to happen.
Raw chicken- Hell, any raw meat can give you serious food poisoning!
This chicken is so raw, it's running to the other side of the road!!
18:13 you can also rub the batteries so they spin back and forth really quick while they're in the case to make a teensy bit more power. It wont keep a gameboy alive but its great for remotes on these dumb new smart TVs with no manual buttons
TV Channels should be required to run an anti scammer AD in the add breaks, just "Don't give gift cards to corporations, don't give your passwords over the phone.. etc.. etc.."
10:14 That waiter must be training to be a doctor with that handwriting.
When it comes to the truck blocking the driveway at 4:04... Boy that'd be getting towed, so damn fast..
If only they put actual mildly infurating stuff here, most of this is kind of devastating if it was me
Yeah, these OPs have the patience of saints to only be mildly pissed off about _someone hacking their credit card and then having the gall to bitch about them canceling a flight paid for with their own stolen money._
9:34 that truck is not street legal, vehicles shall not exceed 102 inches, a parking space is 96 inches wide, this vehicle's entire right side wouldn't even fit the nearest of the dualies if they parked right against the left line edge
Oh man, I wish someone would tell the truck drivers here in California that.
Between those tires and belching out enough exhaust to drown a small island nation, it’s a wonder we don’t have even MORE wildfires than we currently do per year.
@@zyriantel9601California has some of the most strict car/truck laws in the US. And those tires aren't hurting anything, I can guarantee that thing fits between the lines going down the road.
@@williamletts9487 Yeah, nice of California to have those laws, too bad they’re treated like a joke and nobody follows them.
"Player got kicked out of a professional esport tournament because his mom was in last stage cancer"
r/ MILDLY infuriating
14:53 I assume your roommate plans to use this for a cage for pets or a terrarium, Its important to bake sticks and random gunk so that there will be nothing like bugs, harmful moss or invasive plants come along for the ride.
The biggest thing about that post is the fact I’ve been validated about calling those seed pods “gumballs”
That AI generated image, it does ruin lives. Because people who comment on them believing it are then targeted for scams, because clearly they'll fall for anything. It's the new 'put spelling mistakes in the scam letter, so you sift out the smarter ones and are only left with the idiots that are easy to scam' method.
I commented on a post like that saying it was fake and got a DM from the poster (which was a bot) telling me to type yes for 20 free dollars or some shit.
0:12 …..nah, I’m fighting everybody in that place
16:04 Ooh! This is perfect! I can translate this! It reads as follows: "We, as a multi-national, multi-billion dollar corporation, require more money from our customers. As such, you will buy our products for a 10% markup; sure, we COULD use it to pay our employees more, but honestly...who cares about the employees? Who cares about what THEY think? And, honestly, who cares what YOU think, lowly peasant? If you don't like our practices...well...honestly, who cares? You'll still buy because, really, what other choices do you have? What, you think YOU can do BETTER? Make your OWN? Pffft! Yeah, right. Real cute. Complain all you want to all 15 of your followers on whatever social media platform you have (of whom are, let's be real, just your closest family members), but whilst you're on OUR turf? Yeah, no...shut up and buy our stuff. We're Subway, we don't care." ...Wow...usually when Wendy's is savage they're not so verbose...and at least when Wendy's does it it's funny... O.o
EPSON make great printers and I won’t hear otherwise. It just bloody works.
5:18 it is a federal crime to open someone elses mail, they admitted they did on the note. press charges.
I'd take that note from the people who stole my stuff right down to the police station. They literally told on themselves.
The pork taco was the saddest attempt at a taco I’ve ever seen.
18:54 I thought the little kid in the background was supposed to be considered the 12th drummer cuz they're dressed so similar...but it'd be weird to have a kid included in the gift that their true love gave to them. Lol
0:39 that’s not rare, that’s LEGENDARY
17:33 I disagree with that being innocent. I don't think it's innocent at all to pretend to be Native American a marginalized people that have been genocided, have their land stolen, and continually repressed, to be used as a fucking internet points game.
the person who keeps taking a bite out of the person's stick of butter now owes them a new stick of butter forever. 😊
Robin rambled surprisingly short about roommates and “soaking” their pots
“you can’t get salmonella, this is a chicken not a salmon”
You're making me doubly internally scream. Worst choir ever. I didn't wanna remember this.
I’m a gonna stay far, far, far away from this potentially emerging argument.
That was definitely a chicken chicken sandwich!!
On the produce stickers: that happens when you get them wet. They peel off fine if theyre dry
Nope. A local small grocery store started using these stickers a while back and they are the worst. They do indeed leave a sticky residue and are hard to peel off (they like to tear) even if they are dry.
Luckily I haven't encountered them in any other store yet and I rarely shop in this store (and now I try not to buy any veggies from them).
clearly you have never tried to remove the stickers on pool noodles, you could peel them off the moment you leave the checkout and at least 40% of that stuff is staying
Ugh, that stolen plates one reminds me of my mom. She got personalized plates and came out of work one day to find 3 of the 4 bolts holding it in were removed. Someone tried to remove the plates, but couldn't get the last bolt undone so they left it. Also, if you are attempting to steal plates, does it make sense to steal plates that have something memorable and easily identifiable as their text? That's dumb.
0:58 mm butter yummy
i read this in a homer simpon voice
@@EchidnaSharp homer simpon
@@jimothybimothy6 homer simpon
@@EchidnaSharpdo you mean Homer Simpson by any chance?
@@matthewelliott7294 homer simpon
That chicken is just breaded, not a second on the grill.
Breaded chicken is baked not grilled.
@nikkimcdonald4562 someone with mcdonald would definitely know that
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It depends. Breaded chicken is usually fried. But it can also be baked (nowhere near as good as fried) or grilled (annoying with the crust, but tastes the best).
@@horsinaczI wonder what they use to keep the crust on while grilling. Edible super glue? /j
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usually they use smth sticky yet edible like egg yolk, atleast that's what my grandma does.
it also gets your hands messy, but you can wash them so it's fine.
11:08 I wish people would just do harmless ones, like the pastries. Those are cute, non-harmful, and very tasty. Or just, say you're having a boy or girl, not that hard
15:38 This shit, man...can't stand it. My wife is wheelchair-bound, so we have a ramp like that. Came out of a grocery store once, and a lady was parked in that no parking spot right next to us. I told her that's not a fucking parking spot, it's for the handicap space next to it to use for a ramp. She had the nerve to bitch at me for being rude. Only time that's ever happened to us, but I've rarely been so goddamn livid.
5:15 legally speaking if a package is wrongly delivered to your address you can take it. It’s not stealing.
The first one is literally what I got the last time I ordered from Panera, except that the bacon wasn’t even cooked. IT WAS COLD. Are they even trying??
Either that employee strike is still in full swing, or Panera just don’t give a shit.
I had awful soup last couple times I went so I stopped going totally
12:13. To give them some credit, maybe there are some patients at that hospital who believe in all that psychic, crystal stuff, and they buy those "healing bracelets" to feel more comfortable throughout their recovery, even if they don't actually work, they at least make the patient calm and happy, right?
2:55 lol “Can-berra”
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17:20 Ah, yes. HPPY 12th Birthday, Rosa.
7:54 literally as Robin said "that looks like socal" I was like "that's gotta be in California" and when he pointed out the fence, I said "freeway" as he said "some big highway" haha. Great minds think alike. Lol
12:16 mmm nothing i love more than thorium all over my hands, slowly giving *everyone* radiation 🥰
The chicken was so raw, Gordon Ramsay died because neither the raw chicken nor the Master Chef himself could exist in the same universe at once
10:43 So the manager was pissed because they...ordered something with a higher price tag? If he means that the pizza costs a lot to make, that ain't on the customers. Sounds like poor profit management, my guy.
17:49 the batteries look like they got their soul sucked out of them
0:27 I don't think blind drivers get a pass..
They didn't even bread the chicken right, they just super glued bread crumbs to it
Not even superglue, it's that Elmer's school glue😆
18:19 that happened to me once, now I’m worried about how much everything costs
The only time it is okay to use contents of a package that wasn't meant for you, is if Walmart gives the "oh well, will fix your order" and doesn't take the things back when they bring the stuff you actually bought. Or whatever company that delivered the package without charging you for the accidental stuff.
18:18 That happened at my school too, they charged kids for meals, Covid hit and they gave meals for free, but now that we as a society have started somewhat recovering from Covid they’ve started charging kids again 😒
18:15 I can never fully explain the absolute *embarrassment* I felt one time when they took the plate of breakfast out of my hand, had me stand to the side and gave me a “cheaper version” because “I couldn’t afford it on my account”
15:00 Those stickers and adhesives are technically edible, but I think the residue issue depends on the length of time the label was on there, not the quality. They freeze just about every fruit and vegetable so they can have "fresh" produce all year long.
lol. bell pepper doesn't survive freezing like that. its still edible when thawed, but it'll be a nasty mush. cooking it makes the texture "feel" better
they do CHILL all the fresh produce in transport, however
0:47 yes. it tastes awful with an indescribable texture that honestly feels like if nails on a chalkboard was a food
Usually the chicken was cooked immediately after it was taken out of the freezer
@@Notmiddleg with a piece that thin, it being frozen just means you have to cook it for a bit longer. It still won't burn on the outside in the time it takes for the inside to cook (unless you set the heat way too high)
16:45 - ANY, and I mean ANY corporation that is asking for donations to something are only doing it to keep their tax payment down. Those donations do NOT go in your name and do so in the company name. People are so gullible with this and it aint funny when it happens. The company I used to work with started doing it with the app they use so you can pay for food and such with that I actually voiced against it, not the reason I left either, however they didnt like me pointing it out, but couldnt do crap about it. Many customers also called them out on it because people didnt realize what was actually going on. This company by the way runs multiple gas stations and is the largest independent in my state and the owners recently sold it for a 10 figure sum to another 'independent'.
the only time i do those "donations" any more is if i'm paying cash at my local ma and pa pet shop.
9:22 There’s no way someone actually asked a potential date to put their kids up for adoption.
4:41
disgusting, how do these people get away with this?
i fucking know, DISGUSTING! i call lawsuit
That rubric was FIRE and I love it and I'm laughing, okay? A teacher with humor who is doing their best to communicate to their kids? Excellent. Absolutely excellent.
And while the only category of "mid" might confuse a whiny Karen of a parent, the alternatives would be fail or cringe and that's so much worse.
4:28 fun fact HP is now in the rent a printer market so you can never own one of their printers ever again don't you just fucking love this bullshit.
That Pizza Ranch post infuriates me because I work there. If someone has paid for their buffet, then they can get any pizza they want, no matter how ridiculously expensive it is with the toppings. It's included with the price of their meal, so what that guy did went completely against store policy.
15:41 This was taken in the Kroger parking lot in my hometown. I see this bullspit so much around here, it really infuriates me when it happens.
I love when you and jack do these storie could you 2 do more please thanks for the upload and how would i work for Emkay or are they hiring thanks if not thats cool
0:50 the thought of eating raw chicken is so revolting to me, the way I imagine the texture makes me uncomfortable every time 😭
11:31 at least they sent *something*. Most companies just ghost you.
The twelfth drummer is the one holding the other eleven lol
7:50 Thats likey a bell from a card game called Halli Galli. IIRC if ssomeone gets a pair on the stack (like uno) or you have last card you have to ring the bell. The first to ring the bell can drop a card or if it is the last card , wins
That chicken is so undercooked, it froze the tongue of whoever took a bite.
4:41 I can't believe it! How could these scammers and con artists have made a dinosaur park with no dinosaurs? I'm so glad my state has a dinosaur park with actual, real dinosaurs.
16:24 Genuinely confused here. Can someone explain, please?
I’m here for the response. My husband has one very close to this and I’m confused. 😂
Bro thinks they can make a " *cafe* "with no food or coffee
I'm pretty sure you can still see that chicken breathing😂
11:17 that started a huge wildfire
0:09 Digging the Pony Plushies there Robin
The bathroom mirror and the low-quality air mode purifier are taking me out, I'm so glad it's not all something that makes me wanna punch walls 😭
Bruh, the dino one, c'mon, I've seen dinosaur plastic figures that look more alive than those, I would have accepted flimsy ass animatronics that barely move over those giant poorly painted dino toys.
Why is a dating app match asking you to put your kids up for adoption on _mildly_ infuriating?
Looks like they might have mistaken the pipe for a stud. The drywall cut cut away after, notice there's still a section of it under the mount.
11:14 dude just cut a cake
The only people that think Uptown Funk is a still good song are old people at weddings.
9:35 idk what those trucks are called but I call em the trucks with hips 🤣
0:40 Bro got the Jack Scalfoni special.
Subway only offers insurance and benefits for full time workers. Part of orientation is a meeting about how great the benefits are and how high the salaries can be. I guarantee this is why almost no one outside of management is full time, no matter how understaffed their stores are. I worked at 5 of them. My home store was the *least* understaffed in the area and I was still there alone more than 50% of the time.
2:55 IT'S "CAN-BRA" ROBIN 😭😭
Wanna feel upset? I replaced the sugar on my workplace pantry with powdered sugar and change the salt with salt cube. To add another inconvenience, I moved the sink 5 cm lower than usual, moved the stove 10 cm higher and place the fridge horizontally.
And Im not fired yet
3:23 CAT CAFE (cafe not included in packaging)
That sandwich was more sad than my Miracle whip sandwich
7:38 I can believe it, happened to me when my mum was in the ICU after her bowel ruptured, they called me 'unreliable' because I called out twice after getting 'the call'. Third time and they fired me.
12:22 OMGOSH I LOVE PIGPEN'S CHARACTER SO MUCH! He's so underated!