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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @zegamingcuber857
    @zegamingcuber857 7 месяцев назад +228

    From what I remember the crystal caves are in fact slightly hotter than human body temperature and extremely humid. Water will condense inside of your lungs and drown you if you stay in the caves for too long.

    • @kianmaundrill9375
      @kianmaundrill9375 7 месяцев назад +9

      Jesus christ-

    • @QueenMonny
      @QueenMonny 7 месяцев назад +10

      I thought it might be gasses. But that makes sense. Thank you.

    • @Rose_petal4233
      @Rose_petal4233 6 месяцев назад +5

      Oh jesus christ thats tarrifying

    • @galomendo
      @galomendo 4 месяца назад +2

      i thought it was just too hot-

    • @Deleted_Eevee
      @Deleted_Eevee 4 месяца назад

      Bet

  • @darktacan9690
    @darktacan9690 7 месяцев назад +474

    1:45 "Cocaine Bear? We should make a movie about this"

    • @happydog0
      @happydog0 7 месяцев назад +12

      Best part is that they did just that

    • @RandomExpunger
      @RandomExpunger 7 месяцев назад

      @@happydog0can confirm, ive seen ads

    • @iso_plays6444
      @iso_plays6444 7 месяцев назад +22

      @@happydog0that’s the point of the comment

    • @Somethingcreative-e1h
      @Somethingcreative-e1h 7 месяцев назад +18

      five joints at freddys

    • @andrewcarlson3486
      @andrewcarlson3486 7 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@Somethingcreative-e1h bruh the fuckin animatronics wouldn't even attack due to them being baked as hell

  • @erikapotgieter2221
    @erikapotgieter2221 7 месяцев назад +367

    You never truly comprehend how massively dangerous hippos are until you've seen one scamper up a hill way faster than they should be able to. They're terrifying.

    • @Mrnike1945
      @Mrnike1945 7 месяцев назад +4

      I like eating chips
      #9 8 +@; ;95

    • @casualspartan4532
      @casualspartan4532 7 месяцев назад +13

      it's a similar concept to a warhammer space marine running at 40+ mph. an organism THAT CHONKY should not be moving that fast.

    • @GunsAndAmmo3
      @GunsAndAmmo3 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@casualspartan4532okay bro

    • @DatBlooBoi
      @DatBlooBoi 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Mrnike1945 did u drop the bag on the keyboard

    • @raincatpawz
      @raincatpawz 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Mrnike1945 Cat on keyboard.

  • @natorgator4969
    @natorgator4969 7 месяцев назад +91

    25:30 If i'm not mistaken, in that cave (or a cave like it) if you stay for longer then 10 minutes, you drown due to the humidity.

    • @emilattila
      @emilattila 7 месяцев назад +16

      Humans cannot get rid of their body heat in these conditions, and so exposure to these caves is very limited. heat + humidity combined

    • @motionless_horizon
      @motionless_horizon 8 дней назад +1

      @@emilattilathe main reason the cave is dangerous in this case, is the 100% humidity and slightly above human body temperatures. Our lungs are colder than the air in the cave, so the water in the air condenses in your lungs and drowns you, which will happen faster than heat stroke

  • @Nurple17
    @Nurple17 7 месяцев назад +61

    1:11:09 Great amount of controversy surrounding this dog.
    Balto, still a good boy, who technically did do the things he did, but also established the acceptance of Alaskan and Siberian Huskies in the American household. The controversy is actually about the seeming lack of ethics that the musher (dog sled racer person) had, the low ethics of the media, and the continuing low standard of treatment of the dog's original family and of the community at the hands of the Cleveland Zoo and the Cleveland Museum of Natural History...and also from the city of Cleveland as well.
    First controversy: The way the dog sled medicine rush relay was supposed to work was that they were supposed to Daisy chain the medicine to different teams, at certain intervals, all the way to the destination. This would allow the mushers to not potentially die of exposure, and of course this allows the dogs to not only rest, but also prevents sled related injuries, and distemper: the number one risk of managing a dog sled team as a musher, is that fights can break out among the pack, during a race, where the dogs will try to kill each other if they aren't stopped (kind of a too many cooks situation except the cook in front of you occasionally throws snow, mud, and their back legs in your face), a risk that only grows when each leg of a race gets bigger and as each dog starts to tire out. Also, as frost builds up on a dog's body, particularly the face, can lead to other complications as well.
    Enter the family friend of the dog's owner, and Iditarod hopeful. The owner couldn't participate, and handed his 2 dogs off to the racer. Yep, 2 sled dogs, not only Balto. This family friend, as established earlier, was training for the Iditarod race for the purpose of attaining fame and fortune. When a diphtheria outbreak was hospitalizing half of the community youth in the face of one of many blizzards threatening the towns road system, they had no choice, and this guy answered.
    Balto's team position was 17th in line for this relay, and each relay in line, from start to finish, was only 20-30 kilometers each. At the end of the relay, each musher was supposed to hitch up at the rest stations, alert the next musher, inspect the cargo for any broken vials of medicine, help detach and then attach a new dog team to the sled. Doing it this way would've gotten the medicine to Nome Alaska just as fast.
    According to the account of Balto's musher, he tried and failed to alert the next 3 mushers in line because he thought they were asleep (technically correct as every racer in this relay needed to be fully rested before each leg), and wouldn't wake up. After the third one, the guy hitched up new dogs to the sled, except instead of leaving Balto and Balto's brother with the other dogs, he replaced 2 of the dogs with them and left, with Balto supposedly at the lead position of each team. At that point, Balto's musher only changed out the dogs at every 3rd station, and still "tried and failed to alert the new racers at those stations".
    About 10 hours later, and after passing 20+ relay stations, the team finally arrived in Nome with the precious cargo, where miraculously, none of the vials of medicine were damaged or compromised by the treacherous terrain.
    The team was immediately received with local reporters and cameras, interviewing the musher, who went on to provide his harrowing account, which would become one of the widest reaching publications in Alaska's history to reach and spread in the contiguous 48 below, and working concurrently with the first controversy to produce the second:
    Upon interviewing the family of Balto's actual owner, he pointed out a few things: the lead dog in the photo of the team pulling into Nome wasn't actually Balto, noting the dog's markings on his face and the coloration of his fur (apparently he was able to make this distinction with the grainy as hell photo that the paper printed) and that Balto wasn't ever trained to be lead dog in the first place due to apparent vision problems a lead dog shouldn't have, but rather trained in mid pack position. However, he noted that Balto was shown in the picture as being directly behind the lead position. Balto's owner also echoed a position from the other mushers in the relay: the musher was going for glory and fame and chose not to alert them and literally risked not only himself and the dogs, but also all of the medicine for the kids at the destination. This part of the story didn't see as much of a wide reception, and was largely suppressed to just the West Coast of the US.
    The third controversy, and ultimately the deciding fate of the good boy, was the family letting the media take their dog on tour in the US. There were shows introducing Balto as "the hero of Nome" to the American public, mostly children. Enter the city of Cleveland Ohio into the controversy, initially with the best of intentions: certain city officials noticed that Balto was showing signs of malnutrition and dehydration, complete with visible ribs and patches of fur missing. The dog was taken into custody as a rescue effort from the abuse and neglect that he suffered at the hands of the handlers that the family trusted to look after him. The city, lacking independent veterinarians, turned him over to the ones at the Cleveland Zoo for rehabilitation. They used this rehabilitation effort to also attract visitors, and gave the dog one of the bigger exhibits to run around, gave him a proper diet, and he became nearly the centerpiece of attention, even into his final years.
    The family only became aware of this in his final months and, with the help of their community, sent demands for Balto's return to his family in his final days, and away from the stress that comes with being a zoo animal. The City of Cleveland would deny this request, saying the dog is essentially one of its own citizens, whose own deeds might as well be the shared accomplishment of the City as well, citing it was their city workers who noticed the dog's mishandling and abuse and that the family should've known better than to trust their dog to shady people, implying the family was just as guilty.
    After the dog finally died, the City had him stuffed and put up on full display in the Cleveland Museum of Natural History, which is where the dog resides today. Once more, the family and citizens of Nome asked for the return of the dog's remains, only to be denied again.
    Moral of the story: Fuck Cleveland.

    • @desaug
      @desaug 6 месяцев назад +5

      im gonna cry

    • @aesthxticedxts5915
      @aesthxticedxts5915 5 месяцев назад +2

      Wow..

    • @kg-Whatthehelliseventhat
      @kg-Whatthehelliseventhat 3 месяца назад

      Thank you for taking the time to write this and include spacing.

    • @MAXIMUMPOWER42
      @MAXIMUMPOWER42 Месяц назад

      As a proud Colombian (Ohio). I agree, F 🦆 CLEVELAND!!!!

    • @KateCantDraw
      @KateCantDraw 23 дня назад

      As someone who grew up in Alaska and learned about the "story" of Balto, I wish this was taught to us.

  • @fakenails
    @fakenails 7 месяцев назад +145

    9:00 Chef Andre Rush left the White House kitchen around 2020. He is now a celebrity chef and has a couple of shows he is part of.

    • @Tax_3vas1on
      @Tax_3vas1on 7 месяцев назад +14

      He also has a youtube channel, i think. I’ve seen him in other popular chef youtube channels at least.

    • @fakenails
      @fakenails 7 месяцев назад +15

      @@Tax_3vas1on Yeap. He does, hence is now celebrity chef status. He plays that aggressive chef/aggressive cooking (unlike that kind of angry rude Joe Bastianich does on MasterChef) pretty well and it is hilarious.

    • @annamaywhitney4378
      @annamaywhitney4378 6 месяцев назад

      Llll🤤

    • @Jasontrehiurgdugfiudsufhdudhdi
      @Jasontrehiurgdugfiudsufhdudhdi 3 месяца назад

      He's appeared on cooking channels like bayashi and albert

  • @lilacheart_
    @lilacheart_ 7 месяцев назад +278

    glad to see robin appropriately shaming those with obese pets. it isn’t cute, it’s neglect and abuse.

    • @diejaykaynz3r078
      @diejaykaynz3r078 7 месяцев назад +10

      this! 👍🏼

    • @GogiRegion
      @GogiRegion 6 месяцев назад +13

      We do have a dog who is underweight and a dog who is overweight and we have a really hard time distributing dog food amongst our dogs fairly. I feel like that is the only time an obese dog is okay (as soon as our underweight dog passes since she is older, our older dog may be able to have a chance at a healthy weight).

    • @mezzyscosh8037
      @mezzyscosh8037 6 месяцев назад +12

      You’re acting like it’s always the owner’s fault. There are so many animals that are adopted as obese and due to living as such for so long they cannot lose enough weight to be of a healthy weight. Animals don’t have the same kind of weight control as humans do. Don’t act like you can always fix your pet’s issues when you can’t even communicate with them.

    • @lilacheart_
      @lilacheart_ 6 месяцев назад +13

      @@mezzyscosh8037 while it isn’t always the owners fault, it IS the owners responsibility. saying they can’t lose the weight is asinine and negligent. you are in charge of their food intake and their exercise. MAKE THEM.

    • @lilacheart_
      @lilacheart_ 6 месяцев назад +13

      @@GogiRegion i highly recommend feeding them in separate rooms!

  • @michaeldavidryandanielpaul1990
    @michaeldavidryandanielpaul1990 7 месяцев назад +120

    R.I.P. The unit that was Freya!

    • @Lyrebird.Rainwing
      @Lyrebird.Rainwing 7 месяцев назад +6

      What happened?

    • @michaeldavidryandanielpaul1990
      @michaeldavidryandanielpaul1990 7 месяцев назад +51

      @@Lyrebird.Rainwing Freya the walrus has been killed because: humans, "Norwegian authorities have killed the walrus that was drawing large numbers of human onlookers. They said it was necessary because people had failed to heed warnings that their safety could be in danger." She never hurt anyone, just lounged in the sun. People were very ticked off!

    • @Lyrebird.Rainwing
      @Lyrebird.Rainwing 7 месяцев назад +26

      @@michaeldavidryandanielpaul1990 Wow, killed because they were too popular, that is horrible

    • @michaeldavidryandanielpaul1990
      @michaeldavidryandanielpaul1990 7 месяцев назад +11

      @@Lyrebird.Rainwing 👍 Absolutely!

    • @locrianphantom3547
      @locrianphantom3547 7 месяцев назад

      @@michaeldavidryandanielpaul1990relocation thoooo

  • @amandaconner8623
    @amandaconner8623 7 месяцев назад +75

    And Sadie would be getting all the pumpkins she can handle😂

    • @irongnugget
      @irongnugget 7 месяцев назад +1

      Sadie looks embarrassed lol

  • @killuazoldyck7442
    @killuazoldyck7442 7 месяцев назад +14

    1:18:33
    "This is the hen that lays the eggs that doomguy eats for breakfast."
    The light brahma rooster in the mans arms:

  • @TITANSPEAKERMAN-160
    @TITANSPEAKERMAN-160 7 месяцев назад +19

    About the centipede, it lived in a time where the oxygen was far higher event today that’s why it’s so big so a flamethrower would do good damage

  • @Halvos12
    @Halvos12 7 месяцев назад +12

    Pro tip, if you see a katana that is of ludicrous size it's a horse killer, that said I don't see any suggestion the hanja-no-ontashi was ever used in battle and seems to be more of a symbol to ward off demons.

  • @Sakura.coyoteborn
    @Sakura.coyoteborn Месяц назад +3

    Fun little horse fact, bigger horses like Ardennes and other drafts tend to be calmer and gentler than smaller horses and pony’s, so even tho they might look scary to non horse people I’d much rather be around a draft horse that’s twice my size that a pony :3

  • @spidersinyourventilationsystem
    @spidersinyourventilationsystem 7 месяцев назад +30

    14:30 guy looks like hes gonna fly up to you and your pet deer-fox after shapeshifting into a smaller version of himself to ask you to help him investigate why the weather spirits are angy, leading the three of you and your friends to investigate the weather station on the hill

    • @Jwsponky
      @Jwsponky 7 месяцев назад +2

      ...That is specific enough I can only assume it is a reference, but I do not get it.

    • @meganbrowning8813
      @meganbrowning8813 7 месяцев назад +2

      Hilda reference

    • @Jwsponky
      @Jwsponky 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@meganbrowning8813 ...Never heard of it.

    • @meganbrowning8813
      @meganbrowning8813 7 месяцев назад +1

      Netflix show

    • @meganbrowning8813
      @meganbrowning8813 7 месяцев назад +1

      You should watch it

  • @JennyEverywhere
    @JennyEverywhere 7 месяцев назад +20

    13:45 That's no fern! That's the Krynoid! Call UNIT Headquarters and ask Lethbridge-Stewart to call The Doctor!
    On second thought, it could be a very short Triffid.

  • @lachouette_et_le_phoque
    @lachouette_et_le_phoque 7 месяцев назад +5

    1:11:07 that is clearly not an embalmed dog, he's stuffed. (Aka his skin was removed, prepared and glued over a body mannequin. Embalming would keep the soft tissues/insides and replace the blood with embalming fluid. It doesn't work very well for long-term body storage.) Being stuffed is clearly the correct choice for a furry animal.

  • @jessicas.4898
    @jessicas.4898 7 месяцев назад +12

    21:48 "A Giant Peanut...that's the safest thing I can say." LOL

  • @charlatate
    @charlatate 4 месяца назад +9

    The average bald eagle can carry away a small toddler with ease so the thunder bird would pick that man up with no problem

    • @DeezNutz69-420
      @DeezNutz69-420 8 дней назад

      And now I know why 18-inch bore shotguns exist

  • @KomaValorina
    @KomaValorina 7 месяцев назад +14

    0:46 watermelon can grow without pulp
    5:41 lemme do et foor yuuu
    7:05 The McSpaghetti was discontinued sometime in the 80's and I think the only place you can still get it is Florida
    7:10 SOUND OFF FOR MONTEREY BAY AQUARIUM LET'S GOOOOO
    31:57 I knew it

    • @phlagenjoyer
      @phlagenjoyer 6 месяцев назад

      17:39 also let me do it for you

    • @chouxy_aya
      @chouxy_aya 5 месяцев назад +3

      You can get a MC spaghetti in the Philippines I think

    • @KomaValorina
      @KomaValorina 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@chouxy_aya I believe that is true yes

    • @dom_fan6481
      @dom_fan6481 4 месяца назад +2

      Its true I eat it there's mcspaghetti in the Philippines ​@@KomaValorina

    • @the_dawgg
      @the_dawgg 4 месяца назад +3

      MONTEREY BAY MENTIONED rest in peace rosa 🙏 you were our queen

  • @mariahbenetatos
    @mariahbenetatos 7 месяцев назад +49

    McSpaghetti is exclusive to the phillippines and apparently Orlando, Florida

    • @shaoronmd
      @shaoronmd 4 месяца назад +1

      Does Orlando have a sizeable Filipino population?

    • @mariahbenetatos
      @mariahbenetatos 4 месяца назад +2

      @@shaoronmd I havent a clue.

    • @WindStar-wu4qo
      @WindStar-wu4qo 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@shaoronmdno but they have a rise in Japanese population and MCspaghetti can be found in Japan too

    • @FazliAlwaysLost
      @FazliAlwaysLost 4 месяца назад +2

      If i remember indonesia has it too

    • @Geraldandme
      @Geraldandme Месяц назад

      :0

  • @Choujifangirl
    @Choujifangirl 5 месяцев назад +3

    18:56 while that’s actually really funny in reality that dog is just getting ready to sneeze, and the reason I know this is because most dogs look like that when they’re about ready to sneeze

  • @karenlanzer745
    @karenlanzer745 7 месяцев назад +17

    The Defect jellybeans are indeed a thing. They're labelled as "Bellyflops" (Jelly Belly defects) they used to sell them at Dollar Tree though I haven't seen them in a long time.

  • @immagical7036
    @immagical7036 7 месяцев назад +22

    3:28 the way Robin just immediately shoots the man with facts tho

    • @Battlesny
      @Battlesny 6 месяцев назад

      Not really. A cube is still a square.

    • @immagical7036
      @immagical7036 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Battlesny a 3D square. Regular squares are 2D

    • @Battlesny
      @Battlesny 6 месяцев назад

      @@immagical7036 ok, if you want to be that technical. It's actually thousands of ovoids.

    • @Viewer-NaN
      @Viewer-NaN 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@immagical7036 rice crispy squares aren't squares either

    • @immagical7036
      @immagical7036 4 месяца назад

      @@Viewer-NaN to square or not to square

  • @mailcs06
    @mailcs06 6 месяцев назад +6

    11:57
    I had suspected the McDonalds with the McSpaghetti was Filipino! Jolliebee is Filipino fast food chain that is *very* popular in it’s home country, and one of their more popular items is Spaghetti with hotdogs in it, so I guess McDonald’s felt like they had to offer spaghetti to be able to compete.
    Also, on a side note, Jolliebee’s Chickenjoy is pretty much the best fast food fried chicken you’ll ever have. It’s genuinely amazing.

  • @Eathamporkes
    @Eathamporkes 2 месяца назад +3

    7:04 he flew in economy class to go to the Philippines to get one of the special items only sold in the Philippines (the spaghetti is unique to Filipino McDonalds)

    • @Eathamporkes
      @Eathamporkes 2 месяца назад

      Here’s confirmation 11:57

  • @kousagitsukino6614
    @kousagitsukino6614 7 месяцев назад +35

    I see carrots, *_I click carrots._*

  • @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
    @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi 7 месяцев назад +27

    Absolute unit of a video

    • @Idont_eatcrocs
      @Idont_eatcrocs 7 месяцев назад

      I’ve seen a ten hour video >:D

    • @rhinobeetle11
      @rhinobeetle11 7 месяцев назад

      @@Idont_eatcrocs I've seen a 15 hour video on Tumblr, what was the 10 hour video you found? when I find the 15 hour one I'll add it to this comment.

    • @xurve
      @xurve 7 месяцев назад

      @@Idont_eatcrocs oh yeah? is it as heavy as this one?

  • @TRA5Hthetvpegxd
    @TRA5Hthetvpegxd Месяц назад +2

    3:38 dude that’s master chief before the cybernetics

  • @katanah3195
    @katanah3195 7 месяцев назад +6

    I am almost convinced that Maine Coons are actually just small big cats that either like human hugs or tolerate snuggles for free food. Those things are huge, and if I ever get to cuddle with one that decides it likes me, it'll be as close to big cat cuddles as I'll ever get.

    • @DrachenGothik666
      @DrachenGothik666 7 месяцев назад

      I adore Maine Coons, & if I'm ever lucky enough to adopt one, I'll be happy to care for them the rest of my life.

  • @Eathamporkes
    @Eathamporkes 2 месяца назад +2

    6:03 he’s like a wizard, big robe, moustache, power stance and sheer unit size

  • @discotheunicorn447
    @discotheunicorn447 5 месяцев назад +4

    3:39
    Ar-denz is how you pronounce that name. These horses are used mostly for driving but are being refined to be less wide and are therefore becoming more popular as riding breeds (because you can fit your legs around them easier). They are known to be calm, like most draft horses. Due to their size, they, unfortunately aren't as versatile as some other draft breeds, though I personally think they're great. (I'm a sucker for the horses with the feathered [thickly furred] legs)

  • @gretchenmyers1279
    @gretchenmyers1279 7 месяцев назад +15

    The Click has an absolute unit of a cat, it's majestic af

    • @ethnedragon8287
      @ethnedragon8287 7 месяцев назад

      He's a Maine Coon!

    • @phlagenjoyer
      @phlagenjoyer 6 месяцев назад

      We have started a circle

    • @xoxosara365
      @xoxosara365 5 месяцев назад

      can i get a time stamp?

    • @gretchenmyers1279
      @gretchenmyers1279 5 месяцев назад

      @@xoxosara365 he just brought him out in one of his videos a while back

  • @AlphaRaptor2k6
    @AlphaRaptor2k6 7 месяцев назад +4

    That White House chef...could give Steven Segal a run for "chef that can save the day" money.

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 12 дней назад +1

    9:00 he isn’t still working at the White House, but that man has a RUclips channel! He’s called Chef Rush, and he’s AWESOME.

  • @Battlesny
    @Battlesny 7 месяцев назад +5

    50:04 that sword reminds me of the dragon slaying sword from Berserk that was made when a king demanded the blacksmiths of his kingdom to forge a sword that could kill a dragon, and this one blacksmith just decides that no pansy ass zweiander could be great enough to hurt one.

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling 4 месяца назад

      Why use swords to hunt dragons when siege engines exist.

  • @AJHaydenTV
    @AJHaydenTV 5 месяцев назад +1

    The phrase "A lot of tech was really big before it was modernized and put into smaller packages" is the funniest nothing statement ever. It's basically like saying, "thing big until not big."

  • @theominouspigeon
    @theominouspigeon 7 месяцев назад +13

    vivo really just turned into a lion

  • @ReynaDraws
    @ReynaDraws 21 день назад +1

    cat fact: theres actually a large breed of cat i think same size as a dog or smth?
    11:10 You gon run then pinch your nose and rum further if that doesnt work or pinch yo nose and run if it doesnt work

  • @yo_boi_john4471
    @yo_boi_john4471 7 месяцев назад +9

    2:04 That face. He is either proud or miserable, or he just ate a 4 year old.

  • @darkonyx6995
    @darkonyx6995 3 месяца назад +2

    1:05:34 It's like, not even a debate at this point, it's been a consensus that all theropods (meat-eating dinosaurs) that lacked a beak had lips (with the exception of Spinosaurus, since it's jaws had interlocking teeth that would make lip coverage impossible). The lips of dinosaurs wouldn't have been like the lips of mammals though, they wouldn't be able to move them or snarl, instead, they would have been more like the lips of lizards, which have the purpose to cover their teeth so they won't dry out.

  • @malfolin
    @malfolin 7 месяцев назад +9

    Oh so now youtube is not allowing to show natural human body formations so you have to blur it? Damn where the world is going.

  • @Sakura.coyoteborn
    @Sakura.coyoteborn Месяц назад +1

    19:11 another horse fact, that’s a quarter and a very healthy one at that, their not too big just very strong and agile :3

  • @Benwut
    @Benwut 7 месяцев назад +6

    I was 13.5 pounds when I was born cos pre-eclampsia mixed with genetics. All of me and my siblings were huge, and my placenta was the largest ever seen in my hospital, and was so large it was taken by the doctors to be studied lmao

  • @ChaosTheoriesLuxe
    @ChaosTheoriesLuxe 5 месяцев назад +2

    0:48 My partner told me about this. Apparently, that is a watermelon. Not a cucumber. It didn't ripen or something.

  • @serryx1944
    @serryx1944 7 месяцев назад +4

    8:59 Holy hell its Roadblock from the g.i. joe cartoons. That's awesome lol

  • @lunafox9
    @lunafox9 7 месяцев назад +2

    38:46 I remember those, one of my mom's friends worked at one in a mall that was open nearby, they sold regular sized versions and the friend would gift my sister a small one on her birthday which is on Halloween and would give me a regular cookie I got a sticker from there and it's still stuck on our old dresser with tmnt charater head sticker on it, they're were really good, it's just a cookie with a thicker cream like icing on it but they used bitter dark chocolate with half the amount of sugar which the amount of sugar the icing had replaced the amount removed.

  • @lorivaldez4839
    @lorivaldez4839 7 месяцев назад +3

    Yay! This is going to be fun! Happy Friday EmKay⭐️⭐️

  • @MattyBoIndustries
    @MattyBoIndustries 4 месяца назад +1

    Worlds biggest McDonald is where that man was at, which makes sense

  • @dennisschonig6629
    @dennisschonig6629 7 месяцев назад +3

    love your vids please never stop

  • @kassyrobinson1816
    @kassyrobinson1816 Месяц назад +1

    How do you eat that burger, he asks...with a whole lot of friends. Call in the national Guard or maybe the homeless population of the west coast. I'm sure there were a lot of offers of help there.

  • @lokiwolf6194
    @lokiwolf6194 7 месяцев назад +5

    The Post Box that got bombed is in Manchester England, there's a plaque on it

    • @livelaughseal9322
      @livelaughseal9322 5 месяцев назад

      nobody died thankfully and it even led to the development of the area

  • @ZA-mb5di
    @ZA-mb5di 4 месяца назад +1

    25:33 yes, you would die in there after a short time.
    The air is very humid and hot, and the moisture has to condense somewhere, so it chooses your LUNGS

  • @Kirzophrenic
    @Kirzophrenic 7 месяцев назад +3

    mcspaggeti at philipines :3 with the rice n stuff

    • @Lulululuc
      @Lulululuc 7 месяцев назад

      ohhhhh yeah i see it now, almost forgot other countries don’t usually have rice LOL
      the menu uses pesos too, and it definitely says “sulit” in the top right

  • @DarcOne13
    @DarcOne13 7 месяцев назад +1

    35:05 That fish is called an arapaima, and I consider them the archnemesis of famous fisherman Jeremy Wade. He was once struck in the chest by one attempting escape and was in pain six weeks afterwards. He refers to them as "living missiles."

  • @RegisteredFelon-ki8be
    @RegisteredFelon-ki8be 7 месяцев назад +3

    5:57 Thats not a NBA player thats a fuggin’ class 3 alternate 😦

  • @angelofdeath1345
    @angelofdeath1345 4 месяца назад +1

    1:10:39 Balto actually had a move made in his memory called “Balto” and it’s one of my childhood favorites 😊

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling 4 месяца назад

      Though he only covered the last stretch of the 5 day long, 20 people relay-race that cost several other sled dogs their lives.

  • @sansfan67
    @sansfan67 7 месяцев назад +908

    I can tell that this comment will get lost, if you found this, hello! :>
    (Oh my god how did I get to the top of the comments just by saying hi-)

  • @invariablybefuddled4415
    @invariablybefuddled4415 7 месяцев назад +1

    It concerns me when an Australian is scared of our animals.

  • @tipsythecat
    @tipsythecat 7 месяцев назад +5

    oh my fuck, I need that carrot for... research purposes >w>

    • @BoinguMcGoingu
      @BoinguMcGoingu 7 месяцев назад +1

      this isn’t rule 34 dawg

    • @tipsythecat
      @tipsythecat 7 месяцев назад

      @@BoinguMcGoingu if it exists, there is porn of it. including me and that massive dong carrot

    • @olakpasa6486
      @olakpasa6486 7 месяцев назад +1

      I compel you to stop

    • @tipsythecat
      @tipsythecat 7 месяцев назад

      @@olakpasa6486 owo nyaaa! need me a fucky wucky uwu

  • @Chaos_lord_beans
    @Chaos_lord_beans 4 месяца назад +1

    I'm happy to say that the White House Chef has a successful RUclips channel

  • @quetzalcoatl189
    @quetzalcoatl189 7 месяцев назад +5

    3:38 shires and Clydesdales are also absolute units they weigh from 2,000 to 3,000 pounds and are 17.2 hands tall at there withers and I have one and let me tell you one kick from a shire is sending you back to your creator
    Also 19:10 💀

    • @melissajacobs5822
      @melissajacobs5822 7 месяцев назад +1

      My 12yo daughter is absolutely OBSESSED with Shires! Her fav ❤ We donate to a draft horse rescue

    • @quetzalcoatl189
      @quetzalcoatl189 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@melissajacobs5822 that’s amazing

  • @Ultranger
    @Ultranger 7 месяцев назад +2

    Anything: *Is big*
    Lexi: It ate the others!

  • @serenityenderson
    @serenityenderson 7 месяцев назад +3

    Can you start putting proper narrator-based timestamps back please!!!

    • @melissajacobs5822
      @melissajacobs5822 7 месяцев назад +1

      Yes!! I noticed it the last 2 compilation videos. It's infuriating to me because i cant stand one of the narrators. Like, hearing them pisses me off

    • @serenityenderson
      @serenityenderson 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@melissajacobs5822 Weirdly, I'm the same! Damian's voice gives me the creeps, so I miss out of any of the amazing subs that he does...

    • @melissajacobs5822
      @melissajacobs5822 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@serenityenderson for me it's Jack. He's always doin too much & makes videos quite awkward sometimes

    • @serenityenderson
      @serenityenderson 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@melissajacobs5822 I used to *love* Robin, but (as I work in AI research) his anti-everything-AI rants really upset me! The only I have no issues with is Lexi, but she's not been narrating as much recently... 😢

    • @melissajacobs5822
      @melissajacobs5822 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@serenityenderson Lexi's so freakin cute 🩷

  • @mr.scarlo2234
    @mr.scarlo2234 7 месяцев назад +3

    Day 1849 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”

  • @Blissful_Think1ng
    @Blissful_Think1ng 7 месяцев назад +1

    4:40 this breed is the Norwegian Forest cat, known for it’s size. It can grow up to 3’ 7” long.

    • @qu1ckbl4d39
      @qu1ckbl4d39 7 месяцев назад

      U still watching 😂

    • @qu1ckbl4d39
      @qu1ckbl4d39 7 месяцев назад

      You can finish the video I believe in u

  • @siamsiamguite2909
    @siamsiamguite2909 7 месяцев назад +112

    People under 10 minutes should like this comment
    Edi: i started a riot
    Edit two: stop commenting and just shut up in my reply section already
    Edit three: shut the [BRUH] up

  • @octoguygmod
    @octoguygmod 4 месяца назад +1

    5:40 "Didn't I do it for you" ahh dog

  • @LiamR-k1y
    @LiamR-k1y 4 месяца назад +1

    6:03 that is literally just Graystripe from warrior cats

  • @citizenspaghetti
    @citizenspaghetti 6 месяцев назад +1

    My coworker has a greenhouse. I received a 3.5 foot long 2-inch diameter cucumber from him a couple of days ago. He said that wasn't even "the big one"...

  • @mrlox9576
    @mrlox9576 6 месяцев назад +2

    3:23 Robin slipped one past the censors. Lol

  • @celticphoenix2579
    @celticphoenix2579 Месяц назад

    The high pitched puffy puppy voice just made my entire year! Thank you 😂 😊

  • @memez_r_life6692
    @memez_r_life6692 3 месяца назад +2

    "Chonky" pets aren't cute. Image you put on 20 pounds. You're gonna suffer. For pets, putting on even 1 or 2 extra pounds feels like the human equivalent of about 20. You're hurting them. They will be happier overall if you limit their food, even if their eyes are cute.

    • @uta6280
      @uta6280 16 дней назад

      Yeah, my girl is down about 5lbs from January and is currently a little under 10lbs. She'll sit sadly by her mat for more food, but only gets about 1/4 cup a day despite her best attempts. Can't free feed as she'll scarf then vomit and can't give her all 1/4 in one or two meals or she'll throw up bile. She grew up with Cali who was our 16 or 17 year old cat who barely ate, so had to keep out enough for both to eat, then after she passed we got a few more cats currently have four but my cat lives full time in my room and refuses to leave for food, water, or anything else so it makes it easier to control her eating. Briefly tried to harness train her for exercise, but she got spooked and injured her paws a little but good news her blood work said she's low risk for diabetes (the entire reason I was trying to exercise her.).

  • @ashgrun
    @ashgrun 6 месяцев назад +1

    "ron pearlman kitty" those are just mainecoons. that is their average sizes. yes they are very big, yes they are very expensive and needy

  • @Minecraftgaming2632
    @Minecraftgaming2632 5 месяцев назад +1

    Juggernauts before the zombie apocalypse: 3:38

  • @megafriends6485
    @megafriends6485 7 месяцев назад +1

    0:11 every rdr2 fan thought of sadie adler

  • @G3R1K2
    @G3R1K2 4 месяца назад +1

    1:00:58 I'm so glad that such a big dog comes from my country

  • @thatoneboozer1347
    @thatoneboozer1347 6 месяцев назад +1

    3:37 "ok"
    My brother in christ, that is a riot shield on his left arm, and it looks like a fucking table tray to him.

  • @the_dawgg
    @the_dawgg 4 месяца назад +1

    8:51 CHEF RUSH MENTIONED LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

  • @violak5099
    @violak5099 Месяц назад

    1:12:30 ~ that story really reminds me of a situation when i was a child. My mother, her parents and i were on vacation and my mom and i were in a souvenirs shop. My grandparents were just outside talking to a friend they met. My grandpa wanted to "buy" (i had no idea what that meant) me a stuffed animal, a lugworm to be specific. My mom asked me to pick one (some had glasses, hats, a scarf...) and i did. I was so excited about that one, that i wanted to tell my grandpa about it and show it to him and see his reaction, to see whether he approved. So i ran outside. I ran so quickly, that my mom could not grab me in time and had to run after me.
    My grandpa was confused, after a little discussion the situation was cleared and my grandpa went inside to pay for the lugworm. I still have it. A great memory of my grandpa. I wish he was here right now and could help me. To me he was like a magical creature. If he wanted something, he found a way to make it happen.

  • @thomashaquet7193
    @thomashaquet7193 7 месяцев назад +1

    2:16 actually a blob (Physarum polycephalum) can reach an unlimited size if feed properly, and it's a single cell organism too. This one is capable of moving and learning, with just being a very big cell.

  • @bromodragone8405
    @bromodragone8405 7 месяцев назад +1

    0:25 MY CABBAGE!

  • @Fritz-op5ce
    @Fritz-op5ce 6 месяцев назад +1

    Be careful of the cat picture at 7:44, it could be an SCP that slowly turns you into a talking cat. The SCP is SCP-3270

  • @rileyswiftfoot6177
    @rileyswiftfoot6177 10 дней назад

    14:26 just a friendly reminder, golden eagles have been known to rip mountain goats off the sides of cliffs and send them tumbling to their doom. A “thunderbird” (probably a relative to argivantis) could pull much heavier.

  • @ひりて
    @ひりて 4 месяца назад +1

    8:05 i thought the toad had two very long legs and nice shoes for a split second

  • @fennecfox941
    @fennecfox941 7 месяцев назад +1

    I was actually there for the record breaking hamburger. It was at a fair and they sold tickets to get a piece of it after they made the record official. It looked even larger in person.

  • @radimstritecky3783
    @radimstritecky3783 7 месяцев назад +2

    27:44 Fun fact: That house is built around a water tower.

  • @onnovalify
    @onnovalify 7 месяцев назад +1

    11:00 that lizard has paralysis venom in its mouth and can climb trees, sooo good luck to whoever lives behind the gate!

  • @lancepeterson7997
    @lancepeterson7997 4 месяца назад

    that bird would definetely pick up an average adult human.

  • @jslay-oz9mh
    @jslay-oz9mh 4 месяца назад +1

    1:04 - Robin you don't understand, THE CALLED THE COPS ON A BOY.

  • @greywriter
    @greywriter 6 месяцев назад

    I've been dealing with (i think) food poisoning all day, and listening to Emkay as comfort. Lexi, Robin and Jack have helped immensely (Lexi + animals especially, lol)

  • @TYazaja
    @TYazaja 24 дня назад

    50:23 I believe that the handle was lost because if you look to the right, you can see the holes and scuffed parts from the glue and to get the handle on. Since it was probably wood or some sort of degradable material, it either rotted away or was too bad to managed to recover and they probably didn't want to mess up the authenticity of the sword by adding another handle

  • @Zacian2.0
    @Zacian2.0 7 месяцев назад +1

    cats need to be banned from r/absoluteunits, it is abuse when people let their cats get that fat. Its not 'cute' unless you think animal abuse is 'cute' and it for sure is not.

  • @benmatterson8409
    @benmatterson8409 7 месяцев назад

    Sir, you have gone above and beyond; "Hitler toad" versus "double Quarter Pounder with cheese" FTW!

  • @coleagnew691
    @coleagnew691 7 месяцев назад +1

    For 2:40 that is in fact a Flemish giant rabbit, it is perfectly healthy don’t worry.

  • @racecorner7627
    @racecorner7627 4 месяца назад +1

    7:02 this is in the Phillipines. I can confirm because of the hotdogs in the Spaghetti which is a very usual thing in the Philippines.

  • @Un_sane
    @Un_sane 7 месяцев назад +1

    Cant belive this is another hour long video 💀🙏

  • @catman64parsons26
    @catman64parsons26 Месяц назад +1

    7:03, the McDonald's is in Chicago I'm pretty sure

  • @thiele.banana
    @thiele.banana 7 месяцев назад +1

    fun fact for Robert Förstermann (bike guy). he can generate enough watt with his legs to get a toast done.

  • @MerryGoldberry
    @MerryGoldberry 7 месяцев назад +1

    I'm not gonna watch this hour-plus long video, but I did come here to say that this thumbnail has shown up in my feed several times in the past day or two, and it made its way into my dreams last night. I was dreaming about those carrots, I think they were in a soup or something.
    Prob'ly no one cares but I thought it funny.

  • @RealFoxy03
    @RealFoxy03 Месяц назад

    5:32 I laughed so hard when I saw the baby, that I then went into a coughing fit xD