"The Minions have finally gotten over their obsession with bananas. They've now become hyper-fixated on homosexual relations with their employer involving various forms of preserved vegetables... and kept their love of organized gang crime as well."
That kind of statement is the result of not only not researching the topic, but also lacking the ability to read and comprehend the research material anyway.
Kit and caboodle: the entire thing, all that is included. A New England slang term referencing a kit (backpack) and kaboodle (bundles) someone might carry on a long trip.
To be fair, for the longest time I ALSO thought it was "hard not-life", because they weren't truly living. Is that correct? No. But I think it makes sense
That does make sense in context so I want to add it to my vocabulary however I think the Orphan Annie song is Hard Knock life. As in life knocks you down but you get back up like the newer phrase: School of Hard Knocks
For people struggling to spell "Assume". The only reason I can spell it correctly every time is because assuming makes an ass out of you and me. If you don't get it: assume -> ass u me -> ass you me -> ass out of you and me
This subreddit is like the game Mad Gab, where you have to guess what a phrase is supposed to be based on other words on a card. Ex. Theif Lower Duckies = The Florida Keys
The one at 21:32 was funny to me on a personal level because my name's Arthur and my family's phones keep autocorrecting it to "Arthritis" when they try to text me
[1:56] When I was younger, I used to think the song went: “Hello darkness smile friend” and then I grew up and realized its: “Hello darkness my old friend”
I have been bingewatching your videos since last week and have subscribed. I cannot express how much I'm laughing when I'm blazing at one of your videos 🖤 keep up the amazing work Emkay!
@vitaaviandhono2506 no. Just no. You see, blazing is when something is either extremely hot (physically not attractivly) or on fire. This does not make sense in this context.
@gameslab2500 omg, relax 😂 it's just a slang my friends and I use when we "blaze up". If you know you know, if you don't, there's no need to explain what blazing is. You don't like watching people have fun, do you...
42:23 when I was young, I had a birthday party where my cousin took me aside and secretly told me the present his parents got me was a life saver. When I saw the box I totally and completely expected the worlds biggest tray of minty fresh candies. I was gravely disappointed.
I think the "sewer slide" thing isn't a boneappletea. I'm under the impression that sometimes it's used to avoid saying the actual word in case it's triggering. Source: I've seen younger people in my family who I know, know how to spell it use it that way. Also, "scapegoat" comes from a misreading of the ancient hebrew word "azazel" (a name) into another word that meant "the goat that departs"- which, in the bible, was translated to mean a literal goat that took on the burden (or blame) of sin for the Jewish people and was sent into the desert to die as a sacrifice for atonement. By the time the misreading was recognized, "scapegoat" was already in the lexicon, so it just never went away. Weird story behind a weird word.
"The term 'Doppelgänger' is derived from german, and its literal meaning is "Ghostly Double". Doppelgängers were considered to be omens of bad luck, and it was believed that when he was seen by either a person's friends or even by himself, it was an omen of illness, danger and even death." the more ye know.
18:43 The person saying "spit and image" is correct. It's not as common now, but it's the original phrase. "Spitting image" is not just a boneappletea, it's two boneappleteas stacked on top of each other. "Spitten image" was a pretty common mistake for the original phrase, and an understandable one, because it has basically the same meaning. "Spitting image" came much later, and it's absolute gibberish, but it's become so common that it's considered correct.
Lol I would love to star in "the pickle in me 3" xD And I sometimes change words in things like this on purpose, because I have intrusive thoughts that are like, perfect segments of songs that I don't want to hear but my brain hates me so puts it on repeat for me
@@alexisjustexisting I'm usually the one correcting that shit lmfao Are your homophones set straight..? They definitely affect a lot of things thanks to the shitty language we call English. The English, they're unhinged as well. Thankfully, their language is really the only things Americans have to worry about nowadays.. well- and associations in our histories in a filler class. There, have I satisfied your question?
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20:03 Robin just struggling with gastroenterologist and just quickly shouting “Tummy doctor!” Is by far the funniest thing I’ve seen this week
Gas Chroh Enter Oller Gist
as a crushed asian, i can confirm that doctors highly advice people to not eat us.
as a non-crushed non-asian, i hope people stop crushing you guys, :( it sounds very painful.
@@TransfemMuffinyeah I’ll stop crushing asians
as someone who hasn't watched the video yet, im terrified
what happenned who crushed you
as a non-crushed non-asian, why do people crush y'all
I got jumpscared so hard when Robin starts narating, i'm not even mad about it. I'm laughing even, idk why but it made my day better, thanks man
same
same
Same
keep the “same” chain gonig fellas
@@man1s_e same
The urethra image at 21:42 is SO incredibly funny
the what
🤨
I made a comment about this before I saw yours lol
When you said "dog fetus" I let out a sound that sounds like a sneeze so my overprotective russian mom thinks I have lung cancer now.
Thanks I guess.
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11:25 what's the real one i thought it was standing ovulation
@@AverageConsumer-uj8smStanding ovation
i keep thinking it’s r/bonapetit
@Meandnotyou968lmao
@Meandnotyou968i love rick a slay
bone apple teeth
@@DroidyWoidythat’s what ssstalkerwolf says
R/woosh
"This Pickle in Me" Sounds like an adult film parody of Despicable Me
Lol yeah
"The Minions have finally gotten over their obsession with bananas. They've now become hyper-fixated on homosexual relations with their employer involving various forms of preserved vegetables... and kept their love of organized gang crime as well."
the “OH THATS ON PURPOSE” was so relatable 😂
The fact that he had three tries to read “osteoporosis” correctly and he did not
"kit and caboodle. everything available; usually preceded by `the' "
57:52 kit AND kaboodle. Basically the whole nine yards, the whole enchilada, etc.
1:01:04 they’re trying to say “cuisine.”
Genuinely did not know that version of the phrase, so thanks for that
@@emilysmith2965more like cousin. Korean cousin. Black cousin 🖤
Yum
Eating crushed Asians sounds extremely morbid
just wait until you hear about shellac or nonhuman animal products
but they are so juicy and crunchy at the same time! like a slightly burnt chicken tender!
i hate it when people say that ADHD doesnt exist when it has a hundred years of research behind it
It's also the most researched mental condition.
That kind of statement is the result of not only not researching the topic, but also lacking the ability to read and comprehend the research material anyway.
@@Noobzlikeu huh?
@@doe9000 My comment was simply adding on to what you said.
pov my mum when i tell her ive been struggling with (insert symptoms of adhd)
Kit and caboodle: the entire thing, all that is included. A New England slang term referencing a kit (backpack) and kaboodle (bundles) someone might carry on a long trip.
i just watched an hour and six minutes of boneappletea and i must say that was shocking.
Bs, it just came out
r/quityourbullshit
r/quityourbullshit
R/kys (keep yourself safe"
airy pfp
26:19 Actually, automated captions are labelled as automatic. The English-en setting means they were manually set.
I think every time they say something like "polish cousin" they mean cuisine.
To be fair, for the longest time I ALSO thought it was "hard not-life", because they weren't truly living. Is that correct? No. But I think it makes sense
havent watched the entire video yet and this comment scares me bc I THOUGHT THAT TOO assuming you're talking about the disney song
That does make sense in context so I want to add it to my vocabulary however I think the Orphan Annie song is Hard Knock life. As in life knocks you down but you get back up like the newer phrase: School of Hard Knocks
This subreddit reminds me of a video I watched where somebody's grandma forgot the word for caterpillars and called them pedophiles instead
Those words don't even remotely similar? How?
With low volume, listening to Damien is so much funnier because of the silent pauses
"Home of phobic." Where all the phobias live.
As someone who has ADHD (and suffers daily because of it) I get really upset when people refuse to believe it exists, probably unreasonably so lol
can relate ngl
Same
did i just watch an hour and six minutes of boneappletea? no, the video just came out
What did it come out as? Gay?
it's hard to just listen at these without watching, most sound right and it's hard to pick up on what's actually wrong
Sewer slide is because facebook can ban you for using the real word
For people struggling to spell "Assume". The only reason I can spell it correctly every time is because assuming makes an ass out of you and me.
If you don't get it: assume -> ass u me -> ass you me -> ass out of you and me
thanks so much for making videos. they genuinely brighten my day.
I swear, this is the only subreddit that makes me laugh so hard I start crying🤣🤣🤣
I really don't understand how people can think that foreign languages are made up of random english words. Why why WHY?
I always though that 'Euthanasia' was a hip name for a speed-metal band...from Tokyo.
I'll see myself out.
24:36 CARMEN IS AT YOUR HOUSE
"The least knobby dot"😭💀
15:17 this one came up while I was eating raw cookie dough straight from the tube, using a plastic spoon
16:34 I am actually shaking rn. Too much cookie dough?
an hour of Jack narrating? Yes
47:05 I'm pretty sure it's "telltale"
My eggs eye and tea was really crushing me this morning thanks for the upload
33:46 damien saying "senpai~" real 100% no clickbait
This subreddit is like the game Mad Gab, where you have to guess what a phrase is supposed to be based on other words on a card. Ex. Theif Lower Duckies = The Florida Keys
fave channel back at it, found in first minute cuz its so good
Well, better a personal circumcision than a public one.
They do them in front of a giant crowd sometimes.
I think "Polish cousin" is supposed to be "Polish cuisine".
Why do so many people not know certain French sayings when they are so confident in saying it?
The one at 21:32 was funny to me on a personal level because my name's Arthur and my family's phones keep autocorrecting it to "Arthritis" when they try to text me
2:20 No, clearly they just left out a couple commas and meant "I, Sweater God, ..." as in, they are clearly the god of sweaters.
Missed an opportunity to call this video “olive r/bonappletea
18:43 spitting image and spit and image are both correct
10:36 HIS LAUGH OMFG 😭😭
I'm not usually a tea kettle laugher but I had the exact same wheeze after reading that sentence.
2:37 the monotone "meow" is *everything* lmao
11:30
going into cardigan arrest, sweater god!
When my mom had to get bodywork done on her car, she told me she needed her “rocket panels” replaced 😂
1:00:54 cuisine, bud. Polish cuisine.
47:05 im pretty sure its supposed to be "tell tale" but im not sure
10:37 is probably the hardest I’ve heard robin laugh
7:41 "A Stereo Perosis" fucking laughing my ass off
gluten tag everyone!
[1:56] When I was younger, I used to think the song went: “Hello darkness smile friend” and then I grew up and realized its: “Hello darkness my old friend”
It took me embarassingly long to real eyes that bone apple tea is a pun.
lol me two
I was doing inventory in my old upholstery shop counting literal brass tacks when I realized that it wasn't Getting Down to Brass Tax.
I have been bingewatching your videos since last week and have subscribed. I cannot express how much I'm laughing when I'm blazing at one of your videos 🖤 keep up the amazing work Emkay!
*gazing lol
I don't think its healthy to be blazing, maybe put the fire out?
@@gameslab2500 no I'm pretty sure I meant blaze 😂
@vitaaviandhono2506 no. Just no. You see, blazing is when something is either extremely hot (physically not attractivly) or on fire. This does not make sense in this context.
@gameslab2500 omg, relax 😂 it's just a slang my friends and I use when we "blaze up". If you know you know, if you don't, there's no need to explain what blazing is. You don't like watching people have fun, do you...
4:21 that’s a phrase people used to not get comments taken down for mature topics
0:07 as someone with ADHD, i can confirm, it exists
My favourite one of these I have ever seen is escape goat ( scapegoat ). I think about it so often that it lives rent free in my brain.
10:32 I genuinely thought this was Damien because not once have I ever heard anyone else wheeze like this before
If someone is not self defecating, I'd be worried.
Some people have shit bags for medical purposes, where they cannot defecate through their anus and must have a bag attached to their stomachs.
🥚 👁️ & ☕️- 2:05
I liked the Egoraptor reference at 0:37
Robin: I learned about standoffish from a series of unfortunate events.
Bro same.
this subreddit feels like a soundalikes
25:07 If you loved Bate Oven, you should hear Mozzarella.
"eggs eye & tea" is perfect.
42:23 when I was young, I had a birthday party where my cousin took me aside and secretly told me the present his parents got me was a life saver. When I saw the box I totally and completely expected the worlds biggest tray of minty fresh candies. I was gravely disappointed.
2:28 thank you for this laugh I needed it.
I think the "sewer slide" thing isn't a boneappletea. I'm under the impression that sometimes it's used to avoid saying the actual word in case it's triggering. Source: I've seen younger people in my family who I know, know how to spell it use it that way.
Also, "scapegoat" comes from a misreading of the ancient hebrew word "azazel" (a name) into another word that meant "the goat that departs"- which, in the bible, was translated to mean a literal goat that took on the burden (or blame) of sin for the Jewish people and was sent into the desert to die as a sacrifice for atonement. By the time the misreading was recognized, "scapegoat" was already in the lexicon, so it just never went away. Weird story behind a weird word.
Damien is back, that's so awesome!!!
9:53 SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME
I always thought it was boneappleteeth...
I didn't even realize it was boneappleTEA and not boneappleTEETH until I saw this comment, I can't believe I've never noticed it.
I had a bit of an eh pip phony recently
I'm so hoppy for this! 😄
"The term 'Doppelgänger' is derived from german, and its literal meaning is "Ghostly Double". Doppelgängers were considered to be omens of bad luck, and it was believed that when he was seen by either a person's friends or even by himself, it was an omen of illness, danger and even death." the more ye know.
THAT LIL JON SCREAM IS SO ACCURATE?
waitt this is hilarious, i need more 😂😂😂😂
My grandma has Arther write this Sacking my head 😭 gotta drink a mounted due 😁
I know it does not matter but damn I just sold something in steam for the first time.
18:43 The person saying "spit and image" is correct. It's not as common now, but it's the original phrase. "Spitting image" is not just a boneappletea, it's two boneappleteas stacked on top of each other. "Spitten image" was a pretty common mistake for the original phrase, and an understandable one, because it has basically the same meaning. "Spitting image" came much later, and it's absolute gibberish, but it's become so common that it's considered correct.
this is the best viddy yogh i have ever watched
33:48 Yeah, exactly that. Send pie.
THIS SUB IS SO GOOD I NEED MORE
great Victor woah👏👏👏👏
1:03:02 guys I think they meant cooseen?? because cuisine isn't a hard word to spell idk how they messed cooseen up
4:17 this isnt r/boneappletea. “sewerslide” is what people use to talk about that topic without getting banned or triggering anyone.
THIS
Lol I would love to star in "the pickle in me 3" xD
And I sometimes change words in things like this on purpose, because I have intrusive thoughts that are like, perfect segments of songs that I don't want to hear but my brain hates me so puts it on repeat for me
Eggs, eye & tea is my favorite 😂
I'm air to the throne as well. I'm sure the king doesn't even know I exist.
I used to think that Alzheimer's disease was called "Old Timers Disease"
5:08 tally hall reference?!?/J
4:15 that is actually a common replacement instead of saying suicide because moderation hates when people say that
ive heard of a meteor shower, but youve never heard of a shower meatier than this!
These videos are a phenomenal reminder of how I should be grateful that I know how to spell without having to worry about autocorrect ruining me ^w^
But do you always use the correct your/you're and there/their/they're?
@@alexisjustexisting I'm usually the one correcting that shit lmfao
Are your homophones set straight..? They definitely affect a lot of things thanks to the shitty language we call English. The English, they're unhinged as well. Thankfully, their language is really the only things Americans have to worry about nowadays.. well- and associations in our histories in a filler class. There, have I satisfied your question?
Real
10:39 THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Good reminder to say happy pry month!