I dunno if you know but Cougar has already lost all of them. Just... just see his own content. That's all you need to know. Edit: Also, he's part of the reason people are afraid of the Digital Circus fandom already
@@STRANGER0243 At least there's some good fanart (that are serious, or genuinely for fun), and some creative edits. Even some fan songs. And short animated parodies to audios. I'll keep to that side of the fandom.
Being cringy and weird is one thing. But that Kroger dude crossed the line. What he did was straight up illegal. This can land him and his employer in hot water for privacy violations. Boy would I kick up a stink about this.
@@Iliketocollectcoinsfrom my experience, they are pretty aight, It’s just that the loudest majority are weird. (Source: my high school friend is a furry, I still talk to them from time to time)
I started to listen to this while I was cleaning, and not even 45 seconds in I had to stop and pick up my phone out of sheer confusion of what I was hearing 😭
Jesus christ, I hope EmKay treated Jack to some kinda bonus for this Also, the editor, because the editing on this, voice transformations, etc were so on point
4:30 thank God for the mustache man. Hopefully that encounter encouraged that person to not sexually harass a woman (which is what that encounter would have been if it was with the girl)
EmKay always makes so much quality content, he helps me obliterate and burn my eyes like a solar flare, and cause severe migraines that force me to think about driving an exothermally charged diamond drill straight into my brain!
Brain: Toasted ✅️ Sanity: Begone ✅️ Cringe: All of it ✅️ I am so glad that I have not been the cause of, or have encountered any of whatever the heck happens inside that subreddit.
as a roleplayer (who doesnt jump into peoples dms just to rp) i can agree that NO action should be written in 1st person POV unless the entire RP is written in 1st person
Another roleplayer here, I agree! I personally don't like it. And using it to jump into peoples dms is weird. Only roleplay with people who have agreed to it before hand
I agree, I don't do them unless i am a little but they're not cringe like that. like what even is that. I have a friend who uses them like that, in a cringe-ish way, but im used to it and it doesnt bug me anymore. But I agree, "as long as both are okay with it and it is not too weird". :)
Sometimes I can’t understand why people do this It is straight up cringe and it’s straight up sexual harassment, (for some of them) it is very upsetting that people do this. This has happened to me before and it was absolutely horrible to deal with i’m a boy in case anyone was wondering
My god, these people. * Using awkward asterisks has never worked for them before when interacting with the opposite sex. * Proceeds to do it again... and again and again and again, as if somehow it'll start working at some point.
I was disabled for life after i got into a car accident, i thought i'd never walk again. But these texts made me get out of my bed and jump out of the window
As a little/age regressor (yes I know, cringe blah blah blah) that guy was larping as a little. When you age regress it's not like putting on a role, you (ime) literally can't understand things on the same level. It can lead to bad spelling/grammar but not deliberate things like chu and adding a random w in been. And there wouldn't be a random perfect spelling/grammar "oh my god." You can drift in and out of age regression but it's not like flipping a switch where you all of a suddenly have all cognizance and then bam are back in "i can't english good" mode
23:25 honestly I don't mind this one 🙃 Look , from all here this is not that harmful like others . And he have chocolates 🙃 45:55 good . Gone worse . End by cringe 💀💀💀 47:20 at least it deleted itself 🙃 52:45 well , normal ;-; . As a 🍳 myself I can tell that we are doing this too much . And very often
1) I want Jess as my Uber driver now. 2) HOW is Jack still sane after this 3) I remember Glomping... FML 4) WHO is Cougar and WHY don't we have more of them O_o
17:01 This one actually seems like a more normal interaction. They were probably already friends and maybe interested in each other, and the guy roleplaying is just being funny
Poor Jack and Cougar for having to narrate that :( I find funny how sometimes it starts a tiny bit not at all normal, and then out of nowhere theres a *starts dryhumping you* for absolutly no reason
Jack: *does r/creepyasterisks*
Phone volume: _down_
Door: *locked*
Bluetooth: >:}
Therapist: Dialed
YOUR THUMBNAIL ☠️
Braincells: None
The "**aggresivley tap dances**" one is probably the most normal one
One of my favorites when I'm just joking around with friends is "**breakdances comfortingly**"
"**hits the griddy in a sesual way**"
the duality of man
@@arashi86 mine was "intensely dancing like a worm", I don't know how that would be
"YOU TOKE AWAY MY TAP DANCING LESSONS!"
We should respect jack and cougar for sacrificing their braincells
I dunno if you know but Cougar has already lost all of them. Just... just see his own content. That's all you need to know.
Edit: Also, he's part of the reason people are afraid of the Digital Circus fandom already
They've lost them already. Going into negative braincells.
@@iclynnxyup, the reason I unsubscribed from him
@@iclynnxI like TADC by itself but the fandom with all of it's stuff is just a dumpster fire
@@STRANGER0243 At least there's some good fanart (that are serious, or genuinely for fun), and some creative edits. Even some fan songs. And short animated parodies to audios. I'll keep to that side of the fandom.
Being cringy and weird is one thing. But that Kroger dude crossed the line. What he did was straight up illegal. This can land him and his employer in hot water for privacy violations. Boy would I kick up a stink about this.
Is it at this time stamp 21:02
thank you.@@Statue_BlackrockCastle
@@Statue_BlackrockCastle GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE
I love how jack goes straight to the point and makes a furry impression
Furrys are the worst creeps this comes from experience
I agree with the person in the post. Put me in a home, I've aged approximately 1000 years
@@Iliketocollectcoinsno.
@@Iliketocollectcoinsfrom my experience, they are pretty aight,
It’s just that the loudest majority are weird.
(Source: my high school friend is a furry, I still talk to them from time to time)
@@Iliketocollectcoins not all of them. Some of them are cool
How are you still sane?
Who said i am?
@@imstoopid363not you stupi... Oh
Who said they are?
See that’s the funny thing, they’re not
Who said anyone wad
I started to listen to this while I was cleaning, and not even 45 seconds in I had to stop and pick up my phone out of sheer confusion of what I was hearing 😭
That's jack for ya.
Weak, that is all you are
I laugh whenever the victim deviously says "yes" in response to the roleplayer saying "no" in disbelief, like some mustache twirling cartoon villain
I can't it's always funny as shit, just the desperation of the “no“ and the just “yes“
7:39 I don't know why but "This is why chelsie doesn't like you" got me 😂
Jesus christ, I hope EmKay treated Jack to some kinda bonus for this
Also, the editor, because the editing on this, voice transformations, etc were so on point
4:30 thank God for the mustache man. Hopefully that encounter encouraged that person to not sexually harass a woman (which is what that encounter would have been if it was with the girl)
EmKay always makes so much quality content, he helps me obliterate and burn my eyes like a solar flare, and cause severe migraines that force me to think about driving an exothermally charged diamond drill straight into my brain!
it almost made me activate my thermonuclear gnome from cringe
@@thesillyesemkay really does help people 😊
he helped my friend make a funny steel bowl...idk what it was called, demon core?
11:40
The asterisks... they worked! IMPOSSIBLE
Brain: Toasted ✅️
Sanity: Begone ✅️
Cringe: All of it ✅️
I am so glad that I have not been the cause of, or have encountered any of whatever the heck happens inside that subreddit.
Hotel: Trivago ✅
@@crimsonkunziite lol thanks for the laugh
Hot: Old Men ✅
@@CinderTheSkulldog my best might be old-ass memes, but i still try to do it 😌
Trauma: uneeded ✅
"Your feelings are valid, your actions are not"
Just putting this here so I can come back to it when someone likes it
as a roleplayer (who doesnt jump into peoples dms just to rp) i can agree that NO action should be written in 1st person POV unless the entire RP is written in 1st person
Another roleplayer here, I agree! I personally don't like it. And using it to jump into peoples dms is weird. Only roleplay with people who have agreed to it before hand
@@Aubsy yeah i usually just stay on ai websites to rp lol
11:42 he managed to save the conversation
I believe using asterisks for roleplay is okay, as long as both are okay with it and it is not too wierd. I was cringing quite hard at the first one
I agree, I don't do them unless i am a little but they're not cringe like that. like what even is that. I have a friend who uses them like that, in a cringe-ish way, but im used to it and it doesnt bug me anymore. But I agree, "as long as both are okay with it and it is not too weird". :)
AGAIN I STORM NORMANDY WITH ASTERISK RP
Good to know Asterisk RP is still alive and well after these past 24 years.
“well”
Today storm Normandy using Asterisks RP
4:35 I hope who ever this Brandon dude is, is over 18. Cuz bro literally exposed himself to a 25 year old man.
And I'm feel bad for the mustache guy 😭
I pray for Jack's sanity, you are doing something none of us would ever think of doing
I love how the guy when asked to stop using asterisk still does the astericks stuff but without putting the asterisks in XD
29:27 we need a full version, this lives rent free in my head
"Oh you poor poor man"
"No...."
"Y e s"
We truly live in a society
“Don’t judge me look at how your name is spelled” was very funny. It didn’t even come close to making up for that pile he typed, but it was funny,
3:21 - THE ONLY NORMAL ONE
Sometimes I can’t understand why people do this It is straight up cringe and it’s straight up sexual harassment, (for some of them) it is very upsetting that people do this. This has happened to me before and it was absolutely horrible to deal with i’m a boy in case anyone was wondering
My god, these people.
* Using awkward asterisks has never worked for them before when interacting with the opposite sex.
* Proceeds to do it again... and again and again and again, as if somehow it'll start working at some point.
Emkay pumping out this much content when he should be pumping deep into us instead.
Yes
IM SORRY WHAT.☠️☠️☠️☠️
LMAO
👁👄👁
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
8:45
Y'know what, gotta appreciate the effort of trying to save the conversation
Sometimes I feel like we need to repopularize the lobotomy.
So much of this can be responded with “block them. block them. block them. block them. block them. block them. block them. block them. block them. block them. block them please? block them. block them. block them. block them. block them. BLOCK. THEM. NOW.”
6:23 jack is fr taking the best drugs (share.)
I mean, would you want to read this while sober?
@@oldmanregret you have a solid point there, absolutely not
@@oldmanregretyes, and i did
From now on, if I ever feel threatened, I will aggressively tap dance
6:38 ygolohcsyhp
İt is reverse physchology for those who didn't notice
wow, it worked!
*fards cutely*
i come back often during genshin sessions and i repeat, i love jack's narrative SO MUCH
I was disabled for life after i got into a car accident, i thought i'd never walk again. But these texts made me get out of my bed and jump out of the window
*perfect thumbnail.*
time to chime in for an hour of this
Jack is the premier narrator for this sub.
seems like Jack enjoys reading it...
As a little/age regressor (yes I know, cringe blah blah blah) that guy was larping as a little. When you age regress it's not like putting on a role, you (ime) literally can't understand things on the same level. It can lead to bad spelling/grammar but not deliberate things like chu and adding a random w in been. And there wouldn't be a random perfect spelling/grammar "oh my god." You can drift in and out of age regression but it's not like flipping a switch where you all of a suddenly have all cognizance and then bam are back in "i can't english good" mode
omfg i was looking away circa 29:28 and deadass heard "what's up potato skin" and had to go back and actually look and see that i was insane
thats all i heard
2:00 THAT LAUGH
Aw shit here we go again
Not even 3 minutes in and I’m already regretting my existence
idea: when someone asks "wanna roleplay" say "ok" and spam random video game voicelines/quotes
**Yahoo yahoo yeyeyeyeye-**
*dyslexics santa+++++Sephiroth++++++Cloud*
19:47 I absolutely did not expect a hlvrai reference in a creepyasterisks video but you know what? Yeah youre right.
23:25 honestly I don't mind this one 🙃
Look , from all here this is not that harmful like others . And he have chocolates 🙃
45:55 good . Gone worse . End by cringe 💀💀💀
47:20 at least it deleted itself 🙃
52:45 well , normal ;-; . As a 🍳 myself I can tell that we are doing this too much . And very often
44:30 "My arms are sweaty." My Brain: "(dududu) Mums Spaghetti!"
16:47 - 16:51 made me snort so hard I sounded like a machine gun for a second.
S a M e
1) I want Jess as my Uber driver now.
2) HOW is Jack still sane after this
3) I remember Glomping... FML
4) WHO is Cougar and WHY don't we have more of them O_o
What I would do is say something completely insane in defense like “reveals dynamite vest”
3:23 "* aggressively tap dances*" made me cry and now my eyes hurt
2:49 he became a 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
I don't know what's worse. Me trying to watch this without throwing up or the narrators having to read this without throwing up.
jack, jack, jack, jack. I'm sorry for what the Emkay Overlords have made you do
4:32 why is his hair so magical
10:50 funniest shit I've heard lol
im just imagining jack, robin, slazo, and lexi in the other room laughing histerically
17:01 This one actually seems like a more normal interaction. They were probably already friends and maybe interested in each other, and the guy roleplaying is just being funny
I don’t understand how they stood in a recording studio and said all of this without snorting in the middle of it
*aggressively tap dances* is the only one i'm fine with.
You have my respect for actually doing the voices so well
This is so cringy I think my soul will be wrinkled when I cringe so much it kills me
Poor Jack, This is about as painful as persistent Hornet Stings
**My palms sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy… there’s vomit on my sweater already**
Mom’s spaghetti…
That first "Oh my God" was so Bob Belcher coded 😂
to think, I come back after a year of not watching, and this glorious content is here. **steals your skin cells**
Do i rp with people? Yes. Is like any of THIS acceptable? Deargod no!
i think this is the earliest i’ve been to a video ever
Poor Jack and Cougar for having to narrate that :(
I find funny how sometimes it starts a tiny bit not at all normal, and then out of nowhere theres a *starts dryhumping you* for absolutly no reason
**peels skin off cutely**
It’s hard to believe people like that exist on this very planet
It was a mistake to eat while watching this video
jack is the perfect narrator for this particular sub
Jack you didn't have a horse you had a frackin racecar
my cat juno be like: * the thumbnail*
srsl, he's fully grown now and still suckles on my hand passionately every day. such a baby
25:55 sounds exactly like Soldier from TF2
Lmao
That Veggie Tales one caught me off guard 😭🤚
Off sick rn and i see an emkay video? I feel better already.
Wrong number.
Right number.
WRONG NUMBER!
Right number?
NO! WRONG NUMBER!
Right number.
YOU! HAVE! THE WRONG! NUMBER!!!
Right number.
"*She cringes and runs away, no, not another asterisks roleplay*" did they mean to rhyme or was it an accident?
His singing I can't, sometimes I'd be doing anything and remember one of these random singing and sing to myself as well. 🤣🤣🤣
this is what the average anti-furry's "proof" playlist looks like
4:29 the sound of that was trippy
I felt that mosquitoes "Yikes" in my soul ✊️😔
I was cooking breakfast and this started playing. I should've just listened to music instead, i hate youtube's autoplay.
Im soooo getting grounded for watching this
*wiggles antennas* what happened to humanity xD
4:26 this is the best harmony i ever heard
The way he pronounces the word missssed with all the s’s made my ears factory reset
whenever i get these kinda messages, i love responding by roleplaying my violent and gory self inflicted demise
i feel bad for the people that had to read this
I am going insane
*aggressively tap dances* uwu
the responses from the memers are the best part
11:32 was lowkey really funny 😂
Fanfic book be like:
7:26 Sorry, but,
MEW IS A MYTHICAL!
Anyway, nice video, as always!