Officially, his catchphrase is "hold the phone!" Which is not something that I would have chosen because he does have other things that could be a catchphrase, like what you just said.
That stove is a mod for woks. That gas/flame concentrator snaps onto the gas release, and that ring, off to the side, sits around the burner, and is the base for the wok.
@@Lunas2525 pretty sure it supposed to be that way. it's purple is probably just an artifact of the camera. the height is because it's a pressurize propane stove. wok cooking uses these kinds of jet stoves. you can see the propane tank in the lower right and I think that foil is the hose. so my question is why isn't the hose run under the counter
Fun fact: it’s not the colour red that angers the bull, it’s the waving of the flag. Wouldn’t it annoy you too if some random guy just starts waving shît in your face and yelling at you for no reason
It took me like half a year with my therapist to finally get meds for my anxiety. Like, yes, I understand that these non-medication techniques help people. Even if they helped me, I do not want to use all my energy on controlling the anxiety gremlins in my brain. I do not want to experience constant background dread even when I'm trying to relax. The medication has helped significantly and I can now function.
Knowing a person with sever anxiety disorder, I entirely understand what you are living. Those medicament allow you to have a life instead of being a quivering bundle of anxiety.
Yeah, plus a lot of mental illness (anxiety included) is an imbalance of chemicals in the brain. Sure, you could develop coping strategies to feel ok within that imbalance. But why do that when you can just supplement for it with pills and use therapy to elevate yourself further? Meds move the sick people up to a more level playing field with the non-sick people so that they can actually deal with their problems and not feel like they're drowning.
I have pretty bad generalized anxiety and it took four different meds before finding one that actually worked for me. I never realized how absurdly high my baseline anxiety levels were until I got my current med - and no wonder I was tired all the time, the anxiety gremlins were throwing the biggest party of the year every day!
I had the opposite problem, went in for a week and she was trying to prescribe me with shit. Not the mention the bibles she gave me.... need a new one 💀
As a fellow musician, that last one is definitely true. We get paid per performance & sale, rather than hourly rates like most jobs. If you are part of an institution (like how the singer is part of an opera), you also get some pay for your time in rehearsals - it's not a lot, but every penny counts - as it's part of your job description/contract. Not turning up, or cancelled performances, means we just don't get paid for that, regardless of the reasons why.
About that meds one, nah, the horrifying part about needing medication is the fact that sometimes, you can't get it. Sometimes, they stop making a kind of medication. Sometimes you cant afford the 300 dollars it takes to get a fucking refill. I hate that so fucking much.
Real answer time! That’s a wok burner. Woks require a much stronger flame to heat evenly and correctly and practically no consumer grade stovetop is capable of generating enough heat, so you usually have to run some modifications on your stove if you want proper wok cooking
At least you are self-aware enough to acknowledge it. Lot if people online say the dumbest/psychotic stuff and think their somehow better than everyone else.
Now that you mention it, yeah. Dude's traumatized and angry and unkillable and he just spends all his time eating comfort food, making light of nearly any situation, and saving as many people as he can.
Really feels weird seeing people not know the life cycle of salmon, since my class hatched and released a clutch of them when I was in fifth grade. Not to mention that Magic School Bus episode. In hindsight, yeah, most people don't live in the right place to do that, and of those that do, most probably still don't, but it was such a normal part of my childhood it's instinctively as odd to me as somebody not knowing that caterpillars turn into butterflies. It's also weird seeing Aloy catch what are clearly spawning salmon to use in cooking in "Horizon: Forbidden West." By that point they're basically sexually frustrated zombies, and I don't think they'd be very palatable.
hiiii EmKay, really big fan! fred's catchphrase is "i've got a plan", because he's never really that freaked out, and he's the planner of the group. with all my love and respect, maddex.
Made me think of the walking dead and how they were walking with zombies with a rope and everything like pets. I dont remember too well its been a while since i've watched it😭😭
8:59 step children I can understand and learn to love. but if my wife ever got pregnant and bore children while still married to me and they weren't my kids, in other words cheated on me while we were still together, oh hell no, it's over right there.
But that's different. Like the problem isn't she's having another man's kid, it's that she cheated. You'd still have a problem even if she didn't get pregnant. Unless you forgave your wife yet treated the kid as they're the one that did something wrong, like you sometimes see in reddit stories, these are completely different things. And anyone that does that is a horrible person, worse than the cheater imo.
I developed and undeveloped an allergy as an adult. In my mid 20s, I was suddenly alergic to coconut, then about a year ago I accidentally drank a sports drink made with coconut water and it didn't kill me, didn't even make me slightly ittchy. The human body is weird, man.
this gives me hope that my onion/garlic allergy will go away because it is so difficult to avoid cross contamination even just living with another person
@@taegra Is it an allergy or an intolerance like lactose intolerance? If it's like an intolerance, you can take Beano for that (might need to double or triple the dose but it's fine, it's just an enzyme your body is supposed to naturally produce.) I had been telling my mom for months to check if she's still allergic to shrimp/shellfish (she developed it suddenly about 30 years ago, nearly died.) She finally got it checked, turned out she's no longer allergic. 🥳 I'm happy for her - she loved that stuff (even if it gives me the ick). I hope my randomly developed allergies go away soon. It does sound like most Mast Cell Activation allergies (generally allergies that develop out of nowhere) go away after at least 30 years - so long as you avoid coming into contact with it for the duration - if not earlier, so check with your doctor periodically if you still are.
3:33 about that bit about eating dirt Larvitar, iirc, needs to consume an entire mountain to evolve into Pupitar according to the pokedex. the mission is on Shimmer hill and the parent is worrying about their child eating dirt. The Parent is trying to prevent a massive natural disaster
5:10 As cool as ancient Egypt is, are you actually suggesting it might be cooler than fricken DINOSAURS?? Because that's one hell of a debate to be had.
"Things that happened" "This" Can we all agree to leave this behind when anything remotely actually interesting happens? Like is it really that unbelievable that an opera singer and a judge are quirky enough to do that sort of thing?
Life is weirder than fiction. But there are also plenty of people who love attention and would invent a fake story for that. In my opinion if a story is entertaining then I can listen to it without having to call it out. I don't belief it but I also don't doubt it. Unless I have reasons for one of the two. But if there is a logical contradiction in the story then I love to point it out, at least if I think the situation allows for it. This allows for an automatic peer review. After all some other guy may come along and correct me. And then I have learned something.
Honestly that glasses part is pretty real, they arent cheap either, and if you dont pay up you cant drive and you might as well learn braille and start making 1 ply shit paper for the military
1:59 On a somewhat related note there's a local brand here named "Jack's" Not only do they make cleaning products, they also make food, snacks, cookware and other random utilities and tools... because they're a "Jack of All Trades" XD,
@@Adamcito. Lol! More than the average person but not at all as much as many reptile people. I have 3 ball pythons and have done a lot of research but I don’t have hands on experience with venomous reptiles, although they’re amazing and I’m lucky to be around a lot of them and their keepers.
8:11 now that is parenting!when i was a kid walkie talkies were the coolest thing ever for me,that mom made an indimitating experience into a fun core memory for her children.this is so wholesome
One of my favorite things to do when making OCs is reconstruct the idea of the anti-hero. I've only had one that actually stuck around (aka, I didn't end up bored of them), but he's perhaps my favorite one, anyway. Big, scarred up dude who works with a hacker group to find criminals the law won't take care of and get rid of them, enjoys working on weaponry and traps to get the job done, and has absolutely stopped in the middle of running from a crime scene to drop to the sidewalk and pet a cat he found. Just absolutely enamored with the simplest things in life. Loves cooking, and it's always his late grandmother's recipes he uses. The only reason he's ended up with the anti-hero shtick is because he's really good at what he does. No comic style Gothic darkness, no over-the-top dramatic noir sequences, no heavy trenchcoats and big guns and going off about the lawlessness of his city - just taking care of business and then taking a nap in his van with his dog. That's what I feel anti-heros tend to lack, man. Just stuff that humanizes them aside from "love story with a journalist" or something.
My senior year in HS back in the 90s, my English teacher had us do one of those reports on our personal heroes. I did it on Howard Stern to annoy my teacher. And just to make it extremely annoying, I took it extremely seriously. I wrote a proper paper describing him as a hero of free speech (keep in mind this was 25+ years ago, back when Stern was good). Which perfectly fulfilled all the points in the task.
You might be getting an intolerance for the factory processed government cheese. Some people who think they’re lactose intolerant are fully capable of drinking raw milk, but not store milk.
I always thought I had no allergies. Well in my early twenties I found out I have a slight allergy to mint, then later found out I am also allergic to penicillin. Weirdest things to be allergic to.
15:50 is literally just Wolverine He is the edgy 90's anti-hero that inspired Punisher, who inspired Lobo, Billy Butcher, etc. Every person who has ever written that character has done exactly what they described
3:44 The funniest part about this, is that Tyranitar's basically just saying something EVERY Larvitar does. Basically she's saying: "He likes playing!" or "He exists!"
The calculus teacher thing may have been a slight foray into topology, because to really understand some of the REALLY weird s#!t in topology, you'd better understand your calculus.
16:21 can a US person explain that attendance fee? so you’re normally forced to attend AND have to pay 50 every time/day?! or is that what you get paid?
The attendance fee is the amount you get paid for being a juror. Notice below it says that federal employees may not receive that amount. But $50 is way less than what most people make in a day, hence the explanation of financial hardship.
15:30 Yes and lawn mowing companies know they’re machines are often dangerously loud, there are solutions to dappen the sound or remove it completely, the reason they don’t is because it lets you feel “the power of the X lawn Equipment”. Generally lawn culture is bad even for your lawn, it kills baby trees and plants, and pollenators that would improve your garden/lawn. And thats not mentioning how: lawn pesticides and fertilizers can EXTREMELY dangerous and are often both unregulated and untested, the noise from the machines can cause hearing loss, the loud noise raises neighborhood aggression, the dust makes certain areas of the street less useable, and many many many more.
i didnt have an ancient egypt phase (my childhood history phase revolved around the titanic) but there was a book in the same series about vampires called vampyrology i think, maybe vampirology, it kickstarted my vampire obsession as a kid. i wanted to be a vampire sooooo bad id act scared when i got to the bits abt vampire hunting and stuff to rlly play it up in my third grade mind
Why does that poster act like mowing grass is a necessary evil? Just don't mow your lawn brah. Natural grass looks awesome and it's better for the environment.
4:10 yo finally someone else who gets it bro also 6x6=36 does taste like an artificially flavored generic lemon candy, and 7 broke 8s heart, and 8 naively becomes friends with the more jaded/mature 9, who is also 7’s ex… I got really bored during fourth grade math homework
As someone who couldn’t love a child, not even my own hypothetical child, I have learned that HELL NO. I am not dealing with that shit, because I am aware that I would be a bad parent
I didn't even question a calculus teacher teaching something unrelated to calculus because mine taught us how to win at roulette and count cards. One of the best teachers I ever had.
![Seungmin "그렇게, 천천히, 우리(As we are)" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kAzmhLHePqU/mqdefault.jpg)
Fred’s catchphrase is Let’s Spilt up gang and it’s just less versatile than the rest of the gangs
Fred says Fuck
He's also said "hold the phone" a lot in recent adaptations
You beat me to it, I was gonna comment this
"Gang, I think we've got a mystery on our hands!"
"Its trap time!"
Like seriously, wdm 'NO CATCHPHRASES' lol
@@kaila-denzenhughes4130 ya beat me to it
Fred's catchphrase is just "Well, gang" and all of it's variations. He always say that after everyone settle down from their catchphrase shock
"Yes indeedy!"
Officially, his catchphrase is "hold the phone!" Which is not something that I would have chosen because he does have other things that could be a catchphrase, like what you just said.
Actually it's *"FUUUUUUUUUU-"*
Also "Let's split up!"
Perfect given the circumstances
Fred says Fuck.
That stove is a mod for woks. That gas/flame concentrator snaps onto the gas release, and that ring, off to the side, sits around the burner, and is the base for the wok.
That isnt the issue we have. Why is it a foot tall and purple.
@@Lunas2525 pretty sure it supposed to be that way. it's purple is probably just an artifact of the camera. the height is because it's a pressurize propane stove. wok cooking uses these kinds of jet stoves. you can see the propane tank in the lower right and I think that foil is the hose. so my question is why isn't the hose run under the counter
She turned it into a bloody afterburner! That things gonna take off and fight in the skies!
I wonder if this'll burn through their gas
The first thing I thought was "oooo, tasty fried rice", though not as tasty as that done using OG kerosene.
Fun fact: it’s not the colour red that angers the bull, it’s the waving of the flag. Wouldn’t it annoy you too if some random guy just starts waving shît in your face and yelling at you for no reason
America🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷
Edit: I hope it's just Windows 11 that doesn't have flag emojis, and I hope everyone else doesn't see "AmericaPRPRPRPRPRPR"
@@VkngVdyeah you’re good
Also what the hell does this mean
It’s like going “France 🇬🇫 🇬🇫🇬🇫”
I am genuinely confused
@@VkngVd ... were you hoping they'd change into the American flag?
I think bulls are color blind too, so yes, it is the flag moving.
@SarahAbramova either a conscious choice to not do the actual emoji or they were tired and clicked the emoji that looked similar but wasn’t correct
"The Egyptology book was too golden and shiny" no way, the one with the red gem? Holy shit did we all own the exact same book?
That explains why I didn't have an Ancient Egypt phase. I feel like I've seen that book somewhere, but I surely didn't own one
Yes. I also know what you're talking aboyt
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i still have it
Yup, read it like 10 times
Not anymore, but I do still have the pirateology one.
It took me like half a year with my therapist to finally get meds for my anxiety. Like, yes, I understand that these non-medication techniques help people. Even if they helped me, I do not want to use all my energy on controlling the anxiety gremlins in my brain. I do not want to experience constant background dread even when I'm trying to relax. The medication has helped significantly and I can now function.
"anxiety gremlins", loved that
Hope you're doing well 👍
Knowing a person with sever anxiety disorder, I entirely understand what you are living. Those medicament allow you to have a life instead of being a quivering bundle of anxiety.
Yeah, plus a lot of mental illness (anxiety included) is an imbalance of chemicals in the brain. Sure, you could develop coping strategies to feel ok within that imbalance. But why do that when you can just supplement for it with pills and use therapy to elevate yourself further? Meds move the sick people up to a more level playing field with the non-sick people so that they can actually deal with their problems and not feel like they're drowning.
I have pretty bad generalized anxiety and it took four different meds before finding one that actually worked for me. I never realized how absurdly high my baseline anxiety levels were until I got my current med - and no wonder I was tired all the time, the anxiety gremlins were throwing the biggest party of the year every day!
I had the opposite problem, went in for a week and she was trying to prescribe me with shit. Not the mention the bibles she gave me.... need a new one 💀
Either the fire is 3000°F or it has potassium chloride (among other things) in it
Edit: guys, I know the fire isn't actually purple
(1649°C)
Or both
Yes.
@@MawDawsholy moly
this baby goes from zero to house fire in 2.8 seconds
No catchphrase? "All right gang, let's split up and look for clues!"
Nah, Fred's catchphrase is "suck it hard, Daphne"
Dude sent PROOF he got excused from jury duty for singing😭😭
Well, she did call herself melodramaticsoprano, so username checks out.
As a fellow musician, that last one is definitely true. We get paid per performance & sale, rather than hourly rates like most jobs. If you are part of an institution (like how the singer is part of an opera), you also get some pay for your time in rehearsals - it's not a lot, but every penny counts - as it's part of your job description/contract. Not turning up, or cancelled performances, means we just don't get paid for that, regardless of the reasons why.
Every time he says "hashtag" while reading the tags I want to SCREAM. You just read them as normal sentences!!!!
Hashtag No :D
Hashtag pound sign
Hashtag but that feels like tumblr culture
Hashtag y'know, reading it WITH hashtag
Hashtag what’s it to ya!?
About that meds one, nah, the horrifying part about needing medication is the fact that sometimes, you can't get it.
Sometimes, they stop making a kind of medication.
Sometimes you cant afford the 300 dollars it takes to get a fucking refill. I hate that so fucking much.
Fred's catchphrase is "let's spit up and look for clues"
It's just not a simple catchphrase like the others have
It's "hold the phone!" officially
Uhm achually its split up
@@Sombodydumb oops typo, and no proof reading
Thanks for pointing that out, a hadn't noticed I wrote spit instead of split
That’s not a stove anymore, that’s a jet engine
Underrated comment
Or a beskar forge
1:40
Real answer time!
That’s a wok burner. Woks require a much stronger flame to heat evenly and correctly and practically no consumer grade stovetop is capable of generating enough heat, so you usually have to run some modifications on your stove if you want proper wok cooking
Reminds me of the scrap mechanic thruster
good god not the SR-71 engineer working on my stove
stove now includes 100% more afterburner!!!!!!
@gamingwithlukeJToH +NASA stamp of approval!
That's no longer a stove burner, that's a jet engine with afterburner.
@@Kualinar Is my oven about to go to war?
@@StealthTheFoxz As it want to go down into the ground, you should not worry about that possibility.
Ahh, yes r/tumblr an ongoing pop quiz of "did I see this in a PMSeymour video or is it something new"
Still fun even if I've seen some of it before.
or a bettina video
Or one of Click's videos
Or on my actual dashboard
or all of the above
0:48 I imagine the snakes are just sitting there like “What is the weird tree doing??”
as an avid tumblr user: i am sorry for what hellish things come out of this platform because I am a harbinger of them myself.
Na it's mostly aight
@@fongjasper8206 maybe in the parts you reside
Do not apologize for bringing whimsical absurdity into a world that desperately needs it.
At least you are self-aware enough to acknowledge it. Lot if people online say the dumbest/psychotic stuff and think their somehow better than everyone else.
The reconstruction of a 90s anti-hero kinda just sounds like Dante from DMC
Now that you mention it, yeah. Dude's traumatized and angry and unkillable and he just spends all his time eating comfort food, making light of nearly any situation, and saving as many people as he can.
0:26 fred does have a catchphrase, its "lets split up gang"
Was going to say that. Saw a video saying how people don't realize it because the others are just like 1 word, and it's right.
🍊 Hey apple
🍎 what?
💀 Amaaa ziiing graaaaace
Idksterling reference?
0:16 Ah, that’s where he ended up after the “Xnopyt” incident.
Really feels weird seeing people not know the life cycle of salmon, since my class hatched and released a clutch of them when I was in fifth grade. Not to mention that Magic School Bus episode. In hindsight, yeah, most people don't live in the right place to do that, and of those that do, most probably still don't, but it was such a normal part of my childhood it's instinctively as odd to me as somebody not knowing that caterpillars turn into butterflies. It's also weird seeing Aloy catch what are clearly spawning salmon to use in cooking in "Horizon: Forbidden West." By that point they're basically sexually frustrated zombies, and I don't think they'd be very palatable.
Seeing your mutuals in a r/tumblr video, YES I KNOW THAT WEIRDO!!!
1:32 IS THAT A PURPLE FLAME!?!?!
Mhm
is purple flame even possible?
@@average_animation_enthusiast I was wondering the same thing
@@MrPlunger777 I'm pretty sure the limit is blue, right? vsauce said that
@ it is. If you mix fire with some things, you can make rgb fire. Gerald thinks Gerald saw somewhere that a white flame is also possible.
Anyone who thinks that cyanide is the gentle way out doesn't know how cyanide works.
does it melt your insides out
no, but it basically makes it so that oxygen just doesn't work. it suffocates you from the inside out.
For the last one I love how each account gave their own personal experience of “yeah, that checks out”
hiiii EmKay, really big fan! fred's catchphrase is "i've got a plan", because he's never really that freaked out, and he's the planner of the group.
with all my love and respect, maddex.
I came here looking for strange tumblr posts.
I was NOT, however, expecting....
THE CHICKEN TOWEL.
As an active Tumblrite, I can tell you we do not say the # out loud when reading #'s below posts :)
We ARE all insane and mentally unwell though!
We all love walking the corpse
As a corpse I love going out on walks
Same@@garchomper9850
*THE corpse
@@jonasjarboe2627 THE corpse 🚶🏻♀️🚶🏻♂️*
Made me think of the walking dead and how they were walking with zombies with a rope and everything like pets. I dont remember too well its been a while since i've watched it😭😭
8:59 step children I can understand and learn to love. but if my wife ever got pregnant and bore children while still married to me and they weren't my kids, in other words cheated on me while we were still together, oh hell no, it's over right there.
But that's different. Like the problem isn't she's having another man's kid, it's that she cheated. You'd still have a problem even if she didn't get pregnant. Unless you forgave your wife yet treated the kid as they're the one that did something wrong, like you sometimes see in reddit stories, these are completely different things. And anyone that does that is a horrible person, worse than the cheater imo.
"Got a Cat Jamal"...damn it.
If his catchphrase is “well, [blank] gang!”
He could say “well shit, gang.”
Skeletons are funny. I think everyone would love the skeleton
In October, I always see a few vehicles with skeletons strapped either to the front bumper or the spare tire. Yes, I love the skeletons.
I developed and undeveloped an allergy as an adult. In my mid 20s, I was suddenly alergic to coconut, then about a year ago I accidentally drank a sports drink made with coconut water and it didn't kill me, didn't even make me slightly ittchy. The human body is weird, man.
this gives me hope that my onion/garlic allergy will go away because it is so difficult to avoid cross contamination even just living with another person
@@taegra Is it an allergy or an intolerance like lactose intolerance? If it's like an intolerance, you can take Beano for that (might need to double or triple the dose but it's fine, it's just an enzyme your body is supposed to naturally produce.)
I had been telling my mom for months to check if she's still allergic to shrimp/shellfish (she developed it suddenly about 30 years ago, nearly died.) She finally got it checked, turned out she's no longer allergic. 🥳 I'm happy for her - she loved that stuff (even if it gives me the ick). I hope my randomly developed allergies go away soon. It does sound like most Mast Cell Activation allergies (generally allergies that develop out of nowhere) go away after at least 30 years - so long as you avoid coming into contact with it for the duration - if not earlier, so check with your doctor periodically if you still are.
NO NO NO, that stove is now PERFECT.
1:57 a wok adapter, she did a good job
Jet afterburner
@@npc_citizen9276 Thats how you know its done well
@@ratoh1710 ahh... i love the smell and taste of jet fuel in the morning
If shes banned can she come do that to my stove? All four burners? Might summon something but idk seems like quality work to me
3:33
about that bit about eating dirt
Larvitar, iirc, needs to consume an entire mountain to evolve into Pupitar according to the pokedex.
the mission is on Shimmer hill
and the parent is worrying about their child eating dirt.
The Parent is trying to prevent a massive natural disaster
5:10 As cool as ancient Egypt is, are you actually suggesting it might be cooler than fricken DINOSAURS?? Because that's one hell of a debate to be had.
I think they are equally cool, but in very different ways. To me, it's impossible to compare them.
EDIT: Yes, I take this very seriously ;P
Pro tip: You can have both phases at once
You see, monke brain like secrets. Dinosaurs have no secrets. But monke brain also like big lizards. So monke brain like both
i never had a egypt or dino phase, but i did have a Titanic phase :P
Those snakes looks like king cobras, which can actually be incredibly chill. Idk why though
"Things that happened"
"This"
Can we all agree to leave this behind when anything remotely actually interesting happens? Like is it really that unbelievable that an opera singer and a judge are quirky enough to do that sort of thing?
Good thing the girlie got proof AND other Tumblr users got her back
Life is weirder than fiction. But there are also plenty of people who love attention and would invent a fake story for that.
In my opinion if a story is entertaining then I can listen to it without having to call it out. I don't belief it but I also don't doubt it. Unless I have reasons for one of the two.
But if there is a logical contradiction in the story then I love to point it out, at least if I think the situation allows for it. This allows for an automatic peer review. After all some other guy may come along and correct me. And then I have learned something.
Honestly that glasses part is pretty real, they arent cheap either, and if you dont pay up you cant drive and you might as well learn braille and start making 1 ply shit paper for the military
The power waking after a cat one is amazing 😂😂😂😂😂
1:59 On a somewhat related note there's a local brand here named "Jack's" Not only do they make cleaning products, they also make food, snacks, cookware and other random utilities and tools... because they're a "Jack of All Trades" XD,
1:05 made the nostalgia reaaaly flow in
" Hey Apple! "
1:32 "i will not let you destroy my world" ahh stovetop
:55 Those aren’t pythons, they’re Malaysian king cobras. Sorry, I’m a snake geek. Lmao
Amazing. Thank you for the snake lore
Neat!
You seem to be the kind of person that knows more than handful of fun facts about danger noodles...
@@Adamcito. Lol! More than the average person but not at all as much as many reptile people. I have 3 ball pythons and have done a lot of research but I don’t have hands on experience with venomous reptiles, although they’re amazing and I’m lucky to be around a lot of them and their keepers.
@@loriw2661 now that you mentioned that you have 3 ball pythons, you are obligated by law to tell their names :)
8:11 now that is parenting!when i was a kid walkie talkies were the coolest thing ever for me,that mom made an indimitating experience into a fun core memory for her children.this is so wholesome
7:24 bulls are colourblind though lol and that’s just what red is known for and gives
@6:23, where is the Wizard wearing a Duster and a Blasting Rod in the Right Hand and a Hand-Gun in his Left, btw no hat
My favorite part about being on tumblr is seeing these posts in the wild
1:50 when your partner was a designer for the sr-71
That blowtorch stovetop is a _fire hazard._
1:33 bro done turned the burner to an afterburner. Bro is bout to go mach 2!
r/Tumbl is great because it‘s the most random stuff and still makes sense
One of my favorite things to do when making OCs is reconstruct the idea of the anti-hero. I've only had one that actually stuck around (aka, I didn't end up bored of them), but he's perhaps my favorite one, anyway. Big, scarred up dude who works with a hacker group to find criminals the law won't take care of and get rid of them, enjoys working on weaponry and traps to get the job done, and has absolutely stopped in the middle of running from a crime scene to drop to the sidewalk and pet a cat he found. Just absolutely enamored with the simplest things in life. Loves cooking, and it's always his late grandmother's recipes he uses. The only reason he's ended up with the anti-hero shtick is because he's really good at what he does. No comic style Gothic darkness, no over-the-top dramatic noir sequences, no heavy trenchcoats and big guns and going off about the lawlessness of his city - just taking care of business and then taking a nap in his van with his dog.
That's what I feel anti-heros tend to lack, man. Just stuff that humanizes them aside from "love story with a journalist" or something.
Over 7,000 in 1 hour, Emkay stayed on
The “fell off” joke just fell off and never got back up
My senior year in HS back in the 90s, my English teacher had us do one of those reports on our personal heroes. I did it on Howard Stern to annoy my teacher. And just to make it extremely annoying, I took it extremely seriously. I wrote a proper paper describing him as a hero of free speech (keep in mind this was 25+ years ago, back when Stern was good). Which perfectly fulfilled all the points in the task.
Me, following the cat at a brisk pace.
The cat goes into someone else's yard.
Me ...
I don't have allergies, but the longer I live, the less ability I have to digest cheese. I'm not lactose intolerant. It's just cheese.
Is it specific cheeses or all cheese?
You might be getting an intolerance for the factory processed government cheese.
Some people who think they’re lactose intolerant are fully capable of drinking raw milk, but not store milk.
I need that oven burner badly
"Tumblr users want me carnally. For my Skeleton" That's quite a cursed sentence. She does know the black Market exists, right?
5:49 me being allergic to fleas and most types of grass…..
I'm allergic to about 400 things
At least now u have an excuse when someone says, “touch grass”
@@jha4141 people: Touch grass
Me: Can't I'm allergic
I always thought I had no allergies. Well in my early twenties I found out I have a slight allergy to mint, then later found out I am also allergic to penicillin. Weirdest things to be allergic to.
0:56 Those are cobra and look like they're ready to strike .
15:50 is literally just Wolverine
He is the edgy 90's anti-hero that inspired Punisher, who inspired Lobo, Billy Butcher, etc.
Every person who has ever written that character has done exactly what they described
I love that Wolfy made it on here😂😂😂
jet fire kitchen
new upgrade for the woman of the house
3:44 The funniest part about this, is that Tyranitar's basically just saying something EVERY Larvitar does. Basically she's saying: "He likes playing!" or "He exists!"
"Hello, I'm out here walking the corpse"
OH my day is shining now XD
The calculus teacher thing may have been a slight foray into topology, because to really understand some of the REALLY weird s#!t in topology, you'd better understand your calculus.
NO WAY!? 2 MINUTES!!!! I FEEL LIKE A GOD!!! I HAVE THE BEST TIMING
16:21 can a US person explain that attendance fee? so you’re normally forced to attend AND have to pay 50 every time/day?! or is that what you get paid?
The attendance fee is the amount you get paid for being a juror. Notice below it says that federal employees may not receive that amount.
But $50 is way less than what most people make in a day, hence the explanation of financial hardship.
1:41 this stove is by the color of it around 1650 Celsius (3000 fahrenheit)
Holy shit
Bro that's around the surface of the sun wth
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15:30 Yes and lawn mowing companies know they’re machines are often dangerously loud, there are solutions to dappen the sound or remove it completely, the reason they don’t is because it lets you feel “the power of the X lawn Equipment”.
Generally lawn culture is bad even for your lawn, it kills baby trees and plants, and pollenators that would improve your garden/lawn.
And thats not mentioning how: lawn pesticides and fertilizers can EXTREMELY dangerous and are often both unregulated and untested, the noise from the machines can cause hearing loss, the loud noise raises neighborhood aggression, the dust makes certain areas of the street less useable, and many many many more.
11:39 Isn’t that one of the EPIC the musical animators?
It is!!!
i didnt have an ancient egypt phase (my childhood history phase revolved around the titanic) but there was a book in the same series about vampires called vampyrology i think, maybe vampirology, it kickstarted my vampire obsession as a kid. i wanted to be a vampire sooooo bad id act scared when i got to the bits abt vampire hunting and stuff to rlly play it up in my third grade mind
That oven looks like it has thrust, holy 💀
That oven is responsible for keeping the earth moving
Love the correction of gandalf's big naturals. Essential.
13:10 does this imply that minecraft salmon are *always* horny?
also neat pun
1:45 as a scientist FUCK YEAH I WANT TO MAKE THAT SO I CAN CREATE AWSOME DISPLAYS
Why does that poster act like mowing grass is a necessary evil? Just don't mow your lawn brah. Natural grass looks awesome and it's better for the environment.
* angry hoa noises *
Except when the state government fines me a few hundred bucks for my house being a fire hazard
7:07 Am I the only one who immediately got excited and thought "PERCY JACKSON SODA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
6:31 Ah, Gandalf big naturals
I love walking the corpse - End avatars, presumably
heyy magnus archives reference in the wild
TMA!!!!
Oliver Banks reading this: HEY
(also 9:01 was just Gertrude coming up with Buried countermeasures)
THE MAGNUS INSTITUTE IS A PODCAST DISTRIBUTED BY- *gets killed by Elias Bouchard with a pipe*
For King Arthur one i would take him to get vaccinated.
Astrophysicist Tumblr user Kaijuno back at it again
GET THAT SKELETON OUT OF THE BACK SEAT... it should be in the front seat !
I JUST WANTED TO STUDY MANNNNN!!! STOP COMING IN MY FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
It looks like you were cursed with good videos popping into your feed when you are about to be productive
what are you doing in RUclips when you should be studying?
0:26 fred actually does have a catch phrase, "lets split up" would it fit this situation, probably not
14:45 wdym poor guy?? he loves his wife
4:10 yo finally someone else who gets it bro also 6x6=36 does taste like an artificially flavored generic lemon candy, and 7 broke 8s heart, and 8 naively becomes friends with the more jaded/mature 9, who is also 7’s ex…
I got really bored during fourth grade math homework
Deploy the beef strips
As someone who couldn’t love a child, not even my own hypothetical child, I have learned that HELL NO. I am not dealing with that shit, because I am aware that I would be a bad parent
I'd want that stove. I wouldn't trust myself to be within 100 feet of it, but I want that stove.
Fred doesnt have a catchphrase out of fear or shock. He just has his leadership. At least, i always got the impression that he was the leader.
"Im out walking the corpse"
Like in the Walking Dead or Rapture-palooza. I didn't know pet zombies were so common but alright.
I didn't even question a calculus teacher teaching something unrelated to calculus because mine taught us how to win at roulette and count cards. One of the best teachers I ever had.
I am reasonably confident that this guy was gonna leave his family if he emptied that bean jar. 6:05