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  • @Kashi_kanipan
    @Kashi_kanipan Год назад +1385

    4:52 Fun fact! In Japan there's a dish in which chicken and egg are put on a bowl of rice. We call it 'Oyakodon' and it literally means 'Parent and child rice bowl'.

    • @foxicecube
      @foxicecube Год назад +45

      BRUH

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 Год назад +55

      XD dang that also sounds rather tasty so i may try to remember to see were i can order it

    • @SK1N_WALK3R
      @SK1N_WALK3R Год назад +18

      Dawg I can confirm via google search.

    • @ActionYakPolice
      @ActionYakPolice Год назад +22

      apparently this is where Paul Simon got the title for the song "Mother Child Reunion", no joke

    • @MyNaymIsSnek1526
      @MyNaymIsSnek1526 Год назад +2

      Lol

  • @gl15col
    @gl15col Год назад +1046

    If I found out my kids teacher gave out those tickets for bathroom use, that would have been one of the few cases where I would complain about a teacher. Kids can get UTI's from holding it for too long. What a controlling pos.

    • @Aperson11028
      @Aperson11028 Год назад +92

      Our entire school does it and only two people in the entire building can be in the bathroom at a time plus it’s online and if you take more then 5 minutes you never get to go to the bathroom again it takes about 3 minutes to get too the bathroom once you get confirmation which takes like a hour

    • @MooseShower
      @MooseShower Год назад +44

      @@Aperson11028I didn’t have a lot to eat as a kid, so I had constipation pretty often, so I had to be in there for quite a bit

    • @Darthalamus
      @Darthalamus Год назад +26

      all of the math teachers in my school gave each student 3 bathroom passes per trimester (3 months) because there were people asking to go almost daily... its been ruining everyone elses time, although we never liked the teacher we had anyway >:(

    • @Darthalamus
      @Darthalamus Год назад

      wow.... thats just evil at that point, you might want to report those ppl@@Aperson11028

    • @intergalacticadmin200
      @intergalacticadmin200 Год назад +32

      My highschool would straight up ban certain kids from using the bathrooms. It was almost never vandals, almost always kids that just had to go often

  • @Whitleyjuan713
    @Whitleyjuan713 Год назад +3386

    Lexi is too innocent too understand the hole in the peanut butter

  • @TheHolySlothXV
    @TheHolySlothXV 6 месяцев назад +63

    The daughter saying “I’ll visit you” just shows how much of a evil mastermind she is gonna turn out to be

    • @plague_doctor-scp-049
      @plague_doctor-scp-049 5 месяцев назад +1

      bro why is donald trump ur pfp
      edit
      if you are confused its cuz he changed it, i think his old was a monke i cant remember the name of, it was big fat and orange with a sort of crest

    • @TheHolySlothXV
      @TheHolySlothXV 5 месяцев назад

      @@plague_doctor-scp-049 it’s a fat orangutan :(

    • @mrowlsss
      @mrowlsss 4 месяца назад +1

      Not really. Kids are kids and don't actually understand the extent of their-and our-words

  • @AlisonCasilli
    @AlisonCasilli Год назад +477

    I did the doll in the hall to my kids with these two creepy looking native american dolls from like the 50's. They were horrendously old and raggedy but I would just walk by and turn one of them to look at a kid's door and the next day turn it back. The first chance they got they gave them away while my back was turned lmao.

    • @killuazoldyck7442
      @killuazoldyck7442 Год назад +9

      I would have done the same thing 😂😂

    • @hanpines3808
      @hanpines3808 Год назад +12

      I did that to my cousin once and she cried

    • @mandapiee1763
      @mandapiee1763 Год назад +2

      Wow, you could have sold those 😮

    • @StaceyJayne-pe7ww
      @StaceyJayne-pe7ww Год назад +6

      At my daughter's 5th bday party, she and her friends wanted to play "bloody Mary" . 2 of the other kids' parents hid behind the shower curtain and jumped out after the 3rd bloody Mary. My daughter and her best friend immediately fell to the floor , crying. And the 2 boys tried to get out the door but kept bouncing off eachother and accidentally shutting the door-repeatedly.
      My daughter is 18 now and I still laugh out loud every time I think about it.

    • @AlisonCasilli
      @AlisonCasilli Год назад +1

      @@mandapiee1763 heh I thought the same but I kind of asked for that so I couldn’t be too mad

  • @JadianRadiator
    @JadianRadiator Год назад +216

    24:58
    It erases your save.
    So it's basically a rendition of the "press alt+f4" joke.

    • @liammacpherson7301
      @liammacpherson7301 Год назад +29

      Actually, it just causes a soft reset, bringing you back to the title screen. It will still lose you the shiny, yes, but it isn't that punishing.

    • @JadianRadiator
      @JadianRadiator Год назад +13

      @@liammacpherson7301 I didn't know that Nintendo changed the "erase save" shortcut on the title screen to a "soft reset" shortcut

    • @CJSpider10
      @CJSpider10 Год назад +8

      Imagine you were just mashing buttons because you were angry or something, and accidentally put in that combo.

    • @hereticFox2001
      @hereticFox2001 Год назад +4

      up+select+b is how to delete saves

    • @videogamerNattie98
      @videogamerNattie98 Год назад +3

      people joke about alt+f4 but people forget how useful that is to quick close any tab wanted.
      Also since Soft Resetting (Or SRing) is often used for shiny hunting, don't expect it to work on a professional shiny hunter.

  • @animaster2023
    @animaster2023 Год назад +608

    14:26 That's actually honey after it's crystallized. Fun fact: Honey is one food item that has an ETERNAL shelf life, scientists actually found a 6,000 year-old jar of honey in an Egyptian pharaoh's tomb and it was STILL EDIBLE.
    Edit: I was wrong. It wasn't a 6,000 year-old jar of honey from an EGYPTIAN PHARAOH'S tomb, it was a 500 year-old jar of honey from a ROMAN tomb. I recently fact-checked myself and realized that I got my information mixed up. Sorry 😔

    • @tsvetanstoychev655
      @tsvetanstoychev655 Год назад +53

      I am kind of shocked that people my age have never seen honey. Even on the internet or tv...

    • @Schilani
      @Schilani Год назад +73

      What's more funny is the thought of somebody finding food that has been sitting there for several millenia and just decide to lick it.

    • @bossaboy9678
      @bossaboy9678 Год назад +45

      @@Schilani thats happened alot more than youd think

    • @levievil9220
      @levievil9220 Год назад +31

      @@Schilanihow do you think we figured out what’s edible

    • @wizardsuth
      @wizardsuth Год назад +37

      Honey contains bacterial spores (especially botulinum) which normally are harmless, but a 6,000-year-old sample might contain strains you're not immune to.

  • @satoru_gojo_lover1
    @satoru_gojo_lover1 8 месяцев назад +30

    1:11:10 “What’s the worst thing you could wear a funeral?”
    The corpse 🥰

  • @ace_of_hearts_189
    @ace_of_hearts_189 Год назад +78

    6:53 I have a doll named Stabatha that my family jokes keeps the ghosts at bay. Once October starts, I’m moving her to random locations around the house and acting completely clueless. Thanks for the idea, Satans of Reddit!

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 Год назад +5

      Tis the season~
      Stabatha is on the hunt.

    • @ace_of_hearts_189
      @ace_of_hearts_189 Год назад +3

      @@singletona082 🤭

    • @moxiemouse24
      @moxiemouse24 Год назад +5

      i should do that with my Furby, Diesel Engine

    • @oxanis
      @oxanis Год назад +2

      ​@@moxiemouse24 thats scarier...

    • @Vootops
      @Vootops Год назад

      You should put a speaker in or behind it on Halloween night

  • @takatacheroki2624
    @takatacheroki2624 Год назад +247

    10:09
    If I'm understanding this correctly, what they did is basically mind-controlled the bard with a spell; they then forced the bard to cast Counter-Spell to nullify the Revivify spell that was supposed to resurrect a dead character. All in all, I imagine it's a remarkably horrific thing to experience. (And it possibly gave the bard some PTSD/wrongful guilt.)

    • @flannerysnotebook
      @flannerysnotebook Год назад +14

      Yeah, basically the party was under the assumption that the DM would be nice to them and not Counterspell a Revivify. First mistake.
      Second, they used the Revivify . I do not care how nice you think your DM is... you don't take those kinds of chances. Like ? The DM wasn't even being Satan. They were just playing things out the way that makes sense.
      Of course, I would only do this as a DM , but that's my rule for time I Dom my players--I'll only actively cast spells through your character that the NPC knows or that the character has demonstrated. But that's just me and odds are by this point the Bard Counterspell at least once (though why they didn't Counterspell the Dominate Person is beyond me, unless of course another Spellcaster forced their hand).

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 Год назад +6

      @@flannerysnotebooksomething tells me they had to react to soemthing and casting counter is a reaction thus dominate was not able ot be counterable. ie i suspect some action was used to use up the bards ability to react (as from memory its once a turn kind of thing so ya cant just react to several things) or i suspect the bard had counter spelled the first attempt Dm decided legondary action cast dom agian bard failed and was then forced to cast counter spell on the revivify. also isent there better revival spells around that take only a turn to cast.

    • @alidan
      @alidan Год назад +7

      @@flannerysnotebook the problem is, if any dm plays an encounter like it should go, it would be constant tpk's

    • @flannerysnotebook
      @flannerysnotebook Год назад +4

      @@alidan The thing is, the way I am suggesting reduces the risks of being a TPK while also making the enemy's choices feel more thematically fitting and (in my experience on both sides of the screen) more fulfilling. There's also a difference between playing encounters "how they should go" and playing "unfairly optimally". There's a reason enemies don't always "group up and hit it til it dies!". Instead they do specific strategies and tactics based on their degree and level of coordination.

  • @randomgirlontheinternet1735
    @randomgirlontheinternet1735 Год назад +92

    "Im still waiting for the warrior cats live action series" CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUSRD AND WAS THE LAST THING I EXPECTED

  • @FroggyBoi489
    @FroggyBoi489 8 месяцев назад +26

    39:50, DO NOT DO THIS, FREEING THEIR TOUNGE IS EXTREMELY HARMFUL TO CROWS AND IS A MYTH, THEY WILL SPEAK IF THEY HERE IT ENOUGH TO MIMIC. Also, just use ravens, ravens are larger, scarier looking, and mimic more.

    • @IneffableMasquerade
      @IneffableMasquerade 5 месяцев назад

      Only evil people free their tongues. It's just extra satan.

    • @satzukaze
      @satzukaze 5 месяцев назад

      How is it harmful to them

    • @sayorancode
      @sayorancode 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@satzukaze yeah i think it is probably comparable to twisting your arm around and freeing it from it's socket idk , i am not a crow

    • @All7SYN
      @All7SYN 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@satzukaze it means cutting their tongue in half

  • @Smilley85
    @Smilley85 Год назад +79

    40:30 Agree to disagree: I read two books with character deaths just as described, and I was literally weeping during the funeral scene.

    • @Insanebehaviordude
      @Insanebehaviordude Год назад +10

      Same here. I find it easier to cry when I see other characters I like mourning and struggling to move on from that person's death, and a funeral is a good way to showcase that. Even if its actually about remembering the good the person who died did, it still kills me inside. So yeah, ig it's different for everyone

    • @novaprime9394
      @novaprime9394 Год назад +2

      Something that scared me when I was younger was the death of optimus prime in the 1986 movie I will never get over that

    • @IneffableMasquerade
      @IneffableMasquerade 5 месяцев назад

      I fucking cried when I saw ace's grave after marineford

  • @Crystal-ry4pv
    @Crystal-ry4pv Год назад +183

    As a huge fan of the Warrior cats series, Robin my respect for you has shot up tremendously. That was great, thank you for that laugh.

    • @Totallynotredtail
      @Totallynotredtail Год назад +4

      I genuinely squealed

    • @mushroom7604
      @mushroom7604 Год назад +8

      It'd be so chaotic too lol, they should definitely create Into The Wild as a film, I think It'd do well

    • @marcindzamroga8945
      @marcindzamroga8945 Год назад +4

      I kind of stopped caring about warrior cats after the "forbidden love priestess" thing arc started in one of the later books. I felt like my suspension of disbelief that the characters were actual cats broke at that point. The first series was great, though!

    • @imjustyourlocalcocomilk2098
      @imjustyourlocalcocomilk2098 Год назад +1

      Sane

    • @znezhirtzloset
      @znezhirtzloset Год назад +1

      Me too🫶🫶

  • @rpengler1
    @rpengler1 Год назад +241

    18:12
    For those that don't get this one, in simple terms:
    This problem can be broken into two parts. (x^3 cos x/2) and 1/2*sqrt(4-x^2). The integral here is from 2 to -2, or a to -a. the x^3 here marks this as an odd function, and an odd function over an integral of a to -a evaluates to zero.
    That leaves 1/2*sqrt(4-x^2). Put this into a graph and you will find that this is half a circle of radius 2, which is 2pi/2, so the password here is pi
    The evil is you don't know how long the password is, and pi is an infinite number

    • @bluerendar2194
      @bluerendar2194 Год назад +15

      Answer is correct but you missed a few steps
      Circle is radius 2, so 4pi area for the integral
      but it's half the circle so 2pi
      And while x^3 cos x/2 is odd so can be ignored when distributed, 1/2 isn't, so, pi
      Also it doesn't specify to how many places

    • @hashtag_swag
      @hashtag_swag Год назад +18

      i like your funny words magic man!

    • @ladydeathorlynnjinnyjo
      @ladydeathorlynnjinnyjo Год назад +8

      Bruh, I had a stroke trying to read that, I'm so bad at math T-T

    • @bluerendar2194
      @bluerendar2194 Год назад +13

      @@ladydeathorlynnjinnyjo Dw it's formatted horribly since anything beyond elementary math becomes increasingly poorly formatted in just text
      Before algebra, much of math communication had to be in words only - which as you can see is a nightmare. Goes to show why being able to math was such a rare skill in antiquity!

    • @ladydeathorlynnjinnyjo
      @ladydeathorlynnjinnyjo Год назад +6

      @@bluerendar2194 lol, blegh, math is still to hard! Even when is is explained simply to me it takes a minute for it to process T-T

  • @realwaterenderman
    @realwaterenderman 3 месяца назад +5

    1:13:13 Fun fact! The fear isn't called Sesquipedaliaphobia. It's actually called Hippopotamonstrosesquippedaliaphobia! Even worse for hippopotamonstrosesquippedaliphobes!

  • @Wesley_H
    @Wesley_H Год назад +30

    5:29 Their FBI agent was having a particularly chaotic moment that day.

  • @-MarbleHornetsFan-
    @-MarbleHornetsFan- Год назад +244

    29:14
    For anyone who doesn’t know, in Pokémon Diamond and Pearl (I think Platinum too) there was an in game trade with an box named Mindy. She wanted you to trade her a Medicham for her Haunter. If you didn’t know, some Pokémon evolve by trade. So, if you traded her your Medicham, you’d (supposedly) get a Haunter that would evolve into Gengar. However, her Haunter was holding something called an everstone. An everstone is an item in the Pokémon games that when held, will prevent your Pokémon from evolving. So, instead of getting a Gengar from the trade, you’d end up getting a Haunter that can’t evolve.
    Edit: Spelling
    Edit: I just came across this comment I left from eight months ago, and figured I should clarify I don’t have the games (I have only played Scarlet, Lets Go Eevee, and Pokemon Legends Arceus), and this is just what I know. I just have a really bad habit of spoiling the endings of games, books, movies, and tv shows for myself.

    • @leileyaravencroft
      @leileyaravencroft Год назад +17

      That girl made me so mad when I played

    • @-MarbleHornetsFan-
      @-MarbleHornetsFan- Год назад +6

      @@leileyaravencroft I can imagine. I’ve never played, since I don’t have the right gaming system for it, but I’ve watched people play

    • @HereButGone-SorryFerret
      @HereButGone-SorryFerret Год назад +9

      wait, there's Mindy in this video? OH GOD, NOT HER.

    • @-MarbleHornetsFan-
      @-MarbleHornetsFan- Год назад +5

      @@HereButGone-SorryFerret yep

    • @Manic640
      @Manic640 9 месяцев назад +5

      That edit hits me on a speirtual level

  • @Orange_Licorice
    @Orange_Licorice Год назад +31

    This is my favorite subreddit read by some of my favorite narrators/RUclipsrs :)

  • @LadyFurina1st
    @LadyFurina1st 10 месяцев назад +1

    6:11 we need to solve this. So, we divide 105,761.80 by 678, which is 155, rounded up to 156. This means that each parking ticket was approximately $156 dollars. Hold this L for me, sister 😂

  • @M_IAWIA
    @M_IAWIA Год назад +35

    1:11 the man got a point, but i guess it depends on how many hours is left of the flight. Having a decomposing corpse on the flight for hours isn't gonna be fun

  • @VilactEats5SnicklesEveryDay
    @VilactEats5SnicklesEveryDay Год назад +17

    10:21 i can imagine how awkward the police calls are like "hello 911 someone is walking their dog by my house"

  • @Brother8237
    @Brother8237 Год назад +105

    9:56 he basically forced one of the party members to stop another party member from reviving one of the other party members to ensure a permanent death for that one player and a complete waste of two 3rd level spell slots for the party. Idk what they did to hurt the DM but my god they got boned on that turn.

    • @gummywormee41
      @gummywormee41 Год назад +3

      Tbh there's many DMs that'll do this just bc they wanna "rail road"? Idk what the TERM is but basically force certain events to happen bc they want specific things to happen.
      Considering how we don't have context as to what happened to make the DM want to do this it kinda reeks as a red flag! Mainly bc it just seems real mean and extreme for no reason, y'know?

    • @KaitouKaiju
      @KaitouKaiju Год назад +2

      ​@@gummywormee41That isn't what railroading means

    • @TypetwoAbsolute
      @TypetwoAbsolute Год назад +8

      I didn't read that as a DM action, just a chaotic evil cleric in party acting in character. My party had a rule that if you did a act up for the lulz that messed things up, you bought everyone dinner for next week

    • @FlamingoRebecca
      @FlamingoRebecca Год назад

      it deletes the save file 24:59

  • @Idkwhattoputhere_420
    @Idkwhattoputhere_420 5 месяцев назад +1

    1:09:37 “place of safety and residence” got me laughing so hard like are we talking about the same place? The place that made me have suicidal thoughts by 6th grade? The place that made me cut myself at 13 (my current age)? The place that makes me think about killing myself and everybody around me? lol (and in advance no I’m not ok)

  • @Scp-geek
    @Scp-geek Год назад +227

    I love how lexi just goes “no” with the dog search

    • @Aeon1417
      @Aeon1417 Год назад +12

      well. at least there is an answer. took me way too long.
      3rd row, 8th column. towards the bottom right.

    • @nomom4673
      @nomom4673 Год назад +2

      @@Aeon1417 i can finally rest

    • @Arlecchini
      @Arlecchini Год назад

      ⁠@@Aeon1417 still can find it is column on which axis

    • @Seafor-v4l
      @Seafor-v4l 11 месяцев назад

      It goes diagonally, the location given by @Aeon1417 is of the letter "D". The "O" crosses through the middle-right area.

    • @MidnightNachos
      @MidnightNachos 9 месяцев назад

      @@Arlecchini look up the definition of column

  • @chickaboom163
    @chickaboom163 Год назад +59

    The Screensaver prank suddenly reminded me of a work story my dad once told me a long time ago.
    He's always worked IT, albeit from different companies, one of these previous companies he had a coworker who for some reason absolutely hated Pikachu.
    Naturally my dad (behind the co-workers back) created an installed a program on the guy's work computer which would produce a Pikachu pop-up every 2-5 seconds.
    What he didn't expect the next day was that this coworker had a multiple day business trip. Long enough for my dad to forget about the program's existence, at least until he heard a wail from the guy who proceeded to burst into his work area yelling about the Pikachu.
    Apparently, the Pikachu program which had been left running the whole time had overloaded the screen to where the screen was completely covered with the pikachu pop-ups, but not only that but more will pop in and fill the gaps for any popup he removed. Making his computer completely unusable with the one thing he absolutely hated.

    • @CasualScroller36
      @CasualScroller36 9 месяцев назад +7

      Some of the best pranks are ones you don't remember executing 🤣🤣
      This comment is severely underrated❤

    • @Talonn-e6v
      @Talonn-e6v 8 месяцев назад +3

      YOUR DAD IS CRAZY LMAO

    • @chickaboom163
      @chickaboom163 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@Talonn-e6v Fr! April fools is his favorite holiday. My whole family is always on edge every April 1st.
      This year the pulled the greatest prank of absolutely nothing, leaving everyone paranoid for the entire day.

    • @valkyriedown
      @valkyriedown 8 месяцев назад +1

      That's actually a power move. Did nothing when everyone expect him to do something.
      ....or is he?

  • @AlwaysBolttheBird
    @AlwaysBolttheBird Год назад +87

    As far as cutting books in half to make them more portable I actually did this for a very specific reason. When I hiked the Appalachian Trail ebook readers weren’t really very popular yet and I wanted to read at night so I cut large books into thirds and took the first third with me and had a friend mail me a bunch of supply boxes on different dates as I walked the trail. When I got a new part of the book I sent the part I had back home. It was to keep weight and space down.

    • @mentarium
      @mentarium Год назад +3

      did you hike the whole trail or just some sections? I spent a weekend hiking it, but didn't get too far.

    • @AlwaysBolttheBird
      @AlwaysBolttheBird Год назад +5

      @@mentarium the whole trail

    • @foxicecube
      @foxicecube Год назад +4

      jesus@@AlwaysBolttheBird what the hell

    • @AlwaysBolttheBird
      @AlwaysBolttheBird Год назад +1

      @@foxicecube are you commenting on me cutting books or hiking the trail haha

    • @GotTheBestLigma
      @GotTheBestLigma Год назад +4

      People cut books like that in jail too so they can make them small enough to slide into other cells

  • @l1mel1ght69
    @l1mel1ght69 8 месяцев назад +10

    1:09:39 “your school, your place of safety.…”
    *Americans laughing*: safety!?

  • @GreyJackJack
    @GreyJackJack Год назад +74

    All the EmKay narrators love Warrior Cats and I am so here for it.

    • @MaxwellCatAlphonk
      @MaxwellCatAlphonk Год назад +13

      I used to read warrior cats myself (chronologically) but kinda stopped reading after a while. IDK why, why would I make it halfway through River Of Fire and then just stop?
      Warrior cats did influence how I see fiction though. Nowadays, I am in the Rain World Community and I just imagine warrior cats inspired fanfiction for all the slugcats (downpour and some mods included)

    • @GreyJackJack
      @GreyJackJack Год назад +4

      @@MaxwellCatAlphonk I can see you still like cats despite not reading Warriors anymore, judging by your name and PFP.
      also 2nD rEpLy YeEeEeEsSsSsS111!!!11111!

    • @skyleap2191
      @skyleap2191 Год назад +3

      Haven’t watched the video yet but I have to say I love knowing this fact as I’m a big fan of warrior cats myself

    • @Gachalover101-rv1zj
      @Gachalover101-rv1zj Год назад +3

      OMG I LOVE IT TOO 😂😂

    • @GreyJackJack
      @GreyJackJack Год назад +3

      @@skyleap2191 It's about a minute in.

  • @savagefurry
    @savagefurry Год назад +63

    Even if I found an unopened, fully sealed package of food sitting on the edge of the toilet, I would still throw it away. That's just- no. 😭

    • @mentarium
      @mentarium Год назад +4

      agreed. it's kind of scary what some people are willing to overlook

    • @AlastorFan5900
      @AlastorFan5900 Год назад +3

      I mean... I would, but only if its still airtight sealed, nonmessy and nonperishable. (like a bag of hard candy still factory sealed)

    • @savagefurry
      @savagefurry Год назад

      @@AlastorFan5900 Nah, cause someone can stick a needle into that shi- 😭

    • @xiachunze
      @xiachunze Год назад +2

      Which one did you get this from

    • @Sprigatito1234
      @Sprigatito1234 Год назад +1

      I like your username op! I’m also a savage furry!

  • @sotarro9969
    @sotarro9969 Год назад +26

    3:04
    It's all fun and games until she spawns in the backseat.

  • @ButWhyWasTaken
    @ButWhyWasTaken 7 месяцев назад +3

    12:45 The audacity of asking someone to work for you literally for free.
    Not just that but also after firing them.

  • @anenemystand498
    @anenemystand498 Год назад +69

    9:57 For those who don't play dnd, here's the simple spell/ability effect translations:
    Dominate Person: Gain complete control over a character's actions.
    Revivify: A spell used to revitalize a dead character back to life.
    Counter Spell: Prevents a spell from being cast.
    Full translation: The DM took control of one of the player's characters (the bard) and forced that character to deny a revive. Considering that such a revival would undoubtedly cost many resources and probably be a last resort, there may not be a chance to try this revive again.

    • @Infurtivation
      @Infurtivation Год назад +1

      Thank you 🙏

    • @davesaylor7829
      @davesaylor7829 Год назад +6

      Not only is it expensive (diamonds totalling 300gp), it has to be done within 60 seconds of their last breath.
      For maximum impact, contain the healer for 9 rounds so they only get one shot at it.
      Then, send them on a month long quest to find *a diamond* worth 1000gp, intercut with scenes of their friend fighting through Hell.
      As the DM, you have full control over when/if they succeed, as you control the loot. It doesn't matter how rich and powerful they are if the thing they're looking for simply doesn't exist.
      Honestly, the bard deserves it for not using counter-spell to prevent being dominated.

    • @UnknownUser-xk5rr
      @UnknownUser-xk5rr Год назад +1

      @@davesaylor7829 I feel like after a while of that, the player who plays the down character would either leave or roll up a new character.

    • @davesaylor7829
      @davesaylor7829 Год назад

      @@UnknownUser-xk5rr
      Why? They'd have stuff to do.
      A "month long quest" is only a couple sessions.
      Besides, if they die in hell, they'll have to roll a new character anyway; but, if they made it through, I'd offer them some kind of reward.

    • @gummywormee41
      @gummywormee41 Год назад

      ​@@davesaylor7829I'm assuming bc the person playing the downed character would be very annoyed

  • @animaster2023
    @animaster2023 Год назад +25

    6:39 That is NOT gonna stop some of the HOA run neighborhoods out there, they're probably gonna be like: "Quite frankly, ma'am, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!"

    • @DG_Toti
      @DG_Toti Год назад +3

      hope they enjoy prison then

  • @marcustheopilus
    @marcustheopilus 10 месяцев назад +10

    24:53 That """""""""""hack"""""""""" will reset your game when you do L + R + START + SELECT so that CERTAINLY IS r/foundsatan right there😈😈😈😈😈

  • @v4isinyourwalls
    @v4isinyourwalls 8 месяцев назад +2

    For the second one:
    SO THATS WHY WHEN I EAT I ALWAYS ENDED UP WITH HAIRS IN MY MOUTH!!!

  • @airacummins5076
    @airacummins5076 Год назад +15

    2:53 that's not just Satan that's a perv in the making

  • @andre_601
    @andre_601 Год назад +48

    Kinda want to hear that recording of Robin reading SCP-1250....
    Also, doing a crime with a dog is counted as doing one armed. Like robbing a bank with a dog is considered armed robbery.

    • @CABLEGUY569
      @CABLEGUY569 Год назад

      Hey Pilot, SCP 1250 is a set of cassette tapes, hope this helps

    • @ThatGamerPilot
      @ThatGamerPilot Год назад +1

      @@CABLEGUY569 what do the cassete tapes play

    • @SCP_O49
      @SCP_O49 Год назад

      ​@@ThatGamerPilotthey change what's recorded on them by just a little bit

  • @lisahenry20
    @lisahenry20 Год назад +7

    18:32 a comedian called Jack Whitehall already found a way around that. When they announce that a gate is open, you stand up and say "ah, that's my one"

  • @BlazeFiresoul
    @BlazeFiresoul 6 месяцев назад +1

    30:01 Okay, something I’d like to point out.
    This is different than cutting a piece out of the center of a pie. Brownies are made to be cut from any spot of the full size as long as it’s proportionate to the other pieces.

  • @JadianRadiator
    @JadianRadiator Год назад +10

    4:05
    "What a d***"
    Dude, the guy did it in retaliation of his brother being a d*** to him about him refusing to sell that tiny sliver of land to his brother.

    • @MayHugger
      @MayHugger Год назад

      I don’t see how that makes him a dick? He doesn’t have to give it up, it’s his home.

    • @3xtremelamborghini
      @3xtremelamborghini Год назад +2

      ​@@MayHuggerit was there dads land that was supposed to be shared

  • @volcaronaa
    @volcaronaa Год назад +72

    Another note for the unfinished goal is that it works way better if AFTER the character's death, the other characters reach the point where -had the dead character been with them- they would have been able to solve their unfinished goal. (Example: Character who always wanted to collect this magical sword of their culture. Have them die abruptly with the other rules... Then the next story beat is the other characters finding the sword... He was so close... but he died right before he could do it.)

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster Год назад +7

      Burning to death in Team Fortress 2 right next to a medkit D:

    • @Boba56
      @Boba56 9 месяцев назад +2

      That gives me a idea

    • @ShackleYT
      @ShackleYT 9 месяцев назад +2

      and then, the other characters choose not to do the goal at the last possible moment. never giving any of us any closure. that magic sword shall remain in that temple forever, until it's stolen by a random bandit

    • @ririlub
      @ririlub 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@ShackleYTAUUHGHGGG

    • @CeciliaLamas-zr9xp
      @CeciliaLamas-zr9xp 8 месяцев назад

      it gives off Eddie Munson

  • @doomatron7
    @doomatron7 Год назад +11

    WHEN I HEARD ROBIN SAY HE WAS WAITING FOR WARRIOR CATS LIVE ADAPTATION I LITERALLY SCREAMED THOSE ARE MY FAVOURITE BOOKS AND ARE SO UNDERRATED

  • @TaratheTigerShark
    @TaratheTigerShark 8 месяцев назад +1

    54:46 that is just... straight up evil. thats just... like pure evil. that's not chaotic evil or lawful evil or whatever, thats just evil evil. you dont get a choice to climb a wall to cheat hell and go to heaven, nah. you'll go straight down that hole the moment you enter hell.

  • @UnNamedGuy0
    @UnNamedGuy0 Год назад +19

    11:44 That's Dark holy crap she probably had a mental break down after the phone call

  • @ZER0-ed1fg
    @ZER0-ed1fg Год назад +27

    0:42 robin likes warrior cats?

    • @ClassicCheezburger
      @ClassicCheezburger 11 месяцев назад +7

      Its a decent series

    • @FluffyKatPawz
      @FluffyKatPawz 9 месяцев назад +2

      OMG YESS I WAS SO SUPRISED

    • @LunarIsHere_
      @LunarIsHere_ 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@FluffyKatPawz bro I made my friend use that pfp on discord 😭

  • @cedarfromspace
    @cedarfromspace Год назад +12

    36:15
    Kinda like how the fear of longs words is hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia…

    • @PATHOPALOOZA
      @PATHOPALOOZA Год назад +4

      And the fear of phobias is phobophobia

    • @cedarfromspace
      @cedarfromspace Год назад +5

      @@PATHOPALOOZA Not to mention the fear of words spelled the same forwards and backwards is called aibophobia

    • @PATHOPALOOZA
      @PATHOPALOOZA Год назад

      @@cedarfromspace palindromes?

    • @cedarfromspace
      @cedarfromspace Год назад

      @@PATHOPALOOZA yeah

    • @Kalverite
      @Kalverite 9 месяцев назад

      @@PATHOPALOOZA
      *is afraid of being afraid*
      *notices is afraid*
      *loop of misery1*

  • @GrifoStelle
    @GrifoStelle 2 месяца назад

    25:04 😂😂😂😂 idk what it is about this in specific… but every now and then this compilation finds its way back to me.
    And I crack up every time

  • @Xirio_
    @Xirio_ Год назад +16

    57:30 props to the editor who started bleeping robin with the piano notes of MCR's Black Parade.

  • @HollowTomajikate
    @HollowTomajikate Год назад +16

    10:05 Bard tries to revive a dead party member. OP used Dominate Person to force the same Bard to cast Counter Spell on his own revivify keeping their party member or whoever dead burning two spell slots at once. Evil.

  • @thilsiktonix
    @thilsiktonix Год назад +22

    1:55 This is actually a Gundam toy, not a Transformers toy.
    Also, this is a scarily common thing inside of the Transformers fandom. If anyone was wondering, I've seen at least five of these. I once had to bear witness to a post where someone sawed their Rodimus Prime in half, deep fried it, then put it into the freezer.
    Transformers fans are absolutely diabolical.

    • @DG_Toti
      @DG_Toti Год назад +4

      mmmmm crumchy 🤤

    • @DinoLoverGaming
      @DinoLoverGaming 11 месяцев назад

      if anyone tries to deep fry one of my Transformers, I'm deep frying both of their hands

    • @Cassette-Cryptid
      @Cassette-Cryptid 8 месяцев назад +1

      You would happen to have a link to this would you?

    • @user-em4sq1qc2m
      @user-em4sq1qc2m 5 месяцев назад

      "OPTIMUS WHAT DID THEY DID TO YOU!?"
      "they deep fried me Bublebee"
      "I'm optimus fried now"

  • @TopHatDudee
    @TopHatDudee 8 месяцев назад +1

    36:20 Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words. Also known as sesquipedalophobia , this ironically named phobia is based on a Latin term that means "long word." funny eh?

  • @PrestonGravitt
    @PrestonGravitt 10 месяцев назад +20

    This reminds me of the time when my family was going to a Halloween party. We pull up to the drive thru of a Wendy's and we're all in costumes. My dad is wearing a cop uniform. He orders some food and when we get to the first window to pay, the employee inside says, "Thank you for your service sir," and hands my dad a book of free frosty coupons. My dad just says, "Thank you," taking the coupon book and not knowing what else to do. Needless to say, we enjoyed free frostys for a while after that.

  • @bensonfitch6697
    @bensonfitch6697 Год назад +8

    That thing that happened at 1:17:45 happened to me in one of my early college classes. I reported it to the Dean, and this along with all the bad assessments he got (because he refused to assign anything other than presentations and readings, gave 15 minute lectures most days, didn't actually give a syllabus or many materials, and was over all a crap person) got him fired. Don't be afraid to be the straw that breaks the camels back if someone is doing such a horrible job. Also, Canvas has automatic due dates and deductions, so the professor might just be covering for a mistake he made.

  • @3RR0R.404
    @3RR0R.404 Год назад +8

    8:06
    A work around is writting the color on the note card.
    Like write "Taken!" and under it write "Pink Cup"
    That way even if someone shifts the cups it tells you that it correlates to the color of cup on the card.
    Or even just write it on the cups.

  • @coolnoobalert
    @coolnoobalert 4 месяца назад +1

    30:25 - You think 3 times a month is bad? One of my teachers made it 3 times a quarter. A QUARTER.

  • @skoopdewoop
    @skoopdewoop Год назад +10

    17:28
    This has nothing to do with smoking, it's just that the skin is very crunchy and has all the seasoning/sauce. AKA, it's the best part.

    • @Sky623
      @Sky623 10 месяцев назад +2

      I thought it helped keep the flavor in too. Since it is smoked, it also needs time to sit for all the juices to go to all the right places. Idk found this out from my step dad lol

  • @-BL00DMOON-
    @-BL00DMOON- Год назад +7

    4:28 I HATE those kinds of comments😭 JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU COMMENTED!!😭

  • @catdownthestreet
    @catdownthestreet Год назад +17

    Back in high school I was waiting for my parents to pick me up and a guy drove by and honked an airhorn at me. Scared the shit out of me at the time but in hindsight that's the funniest thing anyone's ever done to prank me.

    • @afternoononthebeach6818
      @afternoononthebeach6818 Год назад +2

      Sun Tzu once said:
      When in doubt, run one out.
      This applies to your situation.

    • @catdownthestreet
      @catdownthestreet Год назад

      @@afternoononthebeach6818 That's hilarious, you've inspired me to research Sun Tzu

  • @nightlucario
    @nightlucario 9 месяцев назад +1

    0:40 is what the Percy Jackson and wheel of time fans got

  • @evanschipull3102
    @evanschipull3102 Год назад +16

    31:50 - 32:14 You can use a mixture of 60% oxygen and 40% hydrogen to use the pressure from both to get it up to 100% tire pressure. You can also use methods to heat up the mixture so it expands even more and makes sure it gets up to 100%. Hope this helped! 😃

    • @CJSpider10
      @CJSpider10 Год назад

      Just tried it! Worked perfectly!

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs Год назад +37

    30:18 It is illegal to disallow the use of the bathroom (in America, at least). If you have to use it a fourth time, just go.

    • @WovenYT
      @WovenYT Год назад +11

      good. my school never did this and I honestly think anyone that works in a school and decides to try to do this shouldn't just have their idea scratched off. I think they should be fired and disallowed from teaching ever again. going to the bathroom is a human necessity and it makes no sense to try to limit that.

    • @foxicecube
      @foxicecube Год назад +1

      just get the kids to jump them@@WovenYT, i think they will be more than happy to

    • @WovenYT
      @WovenYT Год назад +2

      @@foxicecube lol yes. just let each kid just give em a good ol' kick in the groin

    • @Mothman1992
      @Mothman1992 Год назад +2

      I once pissed in the teachers waste paper basket because he didn't let me go to the bathroom. I wasn't asking

    • @WovenYT
      @WovenYT Год назад

      @@Mothman1992 good.

  • @deadlegato
    @deadlegato Год назад +22

    I remember getting into a heated debate at a comic book store about cutting the Bone anthology in half to transport it. Also I tried the radio under the siblings bed trick and my parents caught me IMMEDIATELY.

  • @umeshtagade1
    @umeshtagade1 5 месяцев назад +1

    18:16 The password is the first digits of pi
    32:37 Lexi don't got opps Lexi is the opp

  • @TotallyNotIceOwl
    @TotallyNotIceOwl Год назад +12

    I'm always that one kid who shouts the wrong answer in the kahoot game. No one really hates me but after a kahoot game...

  • @justarose
    @justarose Год назад +8

    1:47 oh my god that's eyespreen. I'm sorry I just didn't expect a big technotwt account in the wild

    • @Orions_Void
      @Orions_Void Год назад +1

      I was so surprised to see them here omg

  • @amorflos
    @amorflos Год назад +71

    Lexi is my favourite narrator she is just so funny and innocent : D

    • @Beobachter44
      @Beobachter44 Год назад

      He*

    • @xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869
      @xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869 Год назад +20

      ​@@Beobachter44hey look it's the fish that never evolved

    • @Beobachter44
      @Beobachter44 Год назад +1

      @@xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869 what do you mean? It’s clearly a guy.

    • @untrouble8191
      @untrouble8191 Год назад +15

      @@Beobachter44 i think she goes by diff pronouns lol

    • @b-cket
      @b-cket Год назад

      @@Beobachter44 you're either
      1. an oblivious guy who's probably new to the channeL
      2. a transphobe who thinks he's hot shit

  • @loganallen3440
    @loganallen3440 8 месяцев назад +1

    21:15 my tiktok comment. A jerk?! Really?! I was definitely going for evil genius. It wasn't the most evil someone could cause but it had a nice touch to it. Thanks for the video add though 😎

  • @CottonPie327
    @CottonPie327 Год назад +5

    56:46 WAIT WAIT WAIT YOU WORKED WITH SAM GLADIATOR!? THE ONE THAT KILLED TAURTIS AND TRAUMATIZED GRIAN IN HIGH SCHOOL!? HELL YEAH MISS HIS OLD HIM

  • @Flauviexxo
    @Flauviexxo Год назад +7

    Hey, Robin. We’re both waiting for the live adaptation of Warrior Cats. I feel ya pain.
    Bonus comment: 4:35 question! What if, before everything, you rolled them in hand sanitizer? That would be crazy, just rolling someone covered in hand sanitizer, salt, *and* paper cuts into a pool of lemon water! Hilarious, right?

  • @erikarussell1142
    @erikarussell1142 Год назад +19

    They do have a tool that moves parked cars. It’s called a parking lift or parking hoist. It is a car dolly that jacks the car up and makes it so you can reposition it. They’re pretty handy. Some of the big skyscrapers in the biggest city in my state has a couple of these for selfish parkers. They will often go move the car and make it so there’s more parking available. Because people like to gate keep. For whatever reason.

  • @loyal_support
    @loyal_support 5 месяцев назад +1

    29:24
    for anyone wanting to do this it's a lot more effective to do it via wonder trade. many people put up haunters or other trade evolution for their mirror trade you just catch the mirror and add an everstone(you can catch a certain Pokemon that has a 50/50 chance of having one)
    this will 100% of the time guarantee that someone was expecting an evolution but didn't get it.
    bonus! you can cancel the evolution on your end and add an ever stone so you don't even need to catch more. hope this helps someone be terrible!!

  • @Akichan07
    @Akichan07 Год назад +29

    The girlfriend airport story is very much real, the car was there for 3 years

    • @danniluxgarbe429
      @danniluxgarbe429 Год назад +9

      Adding more info: He worked at the airport, and parked the vehicle in the SECURED lot for airport personnel, moving it periodically so it wouldn't get towed. IIRC, because it was in the secured lot, the girlfriend wasn't able to have the vehicle forcibly removed without a court order or something, despite it being her property, legally speaking, because SHE didn't have access to the lot.

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 Год назад

      ​@@danniluxgarbe429if the car was in a place that she couldn't get to but he could, shouldn't she be able to get him to pay for the tickets? I don't own a car so I don't really know who is legally responsible for paying for parking tickets. But if it is always the owner, surely it should then require permission from someone to be able to put a car in their name?

    • @danniluxgarbe429
      @danniluxgarbe429 Год назад +2

      @@lisahenry20 That's just it. eventually she DID manage to get this taken to court, and if I recall correctly at that point she was able to hang a portion of the fines on the guy, but she wasn't completely off the hook either.

  • @shatterhacked
    @shatterhacked Год назад +8

    2:31 I'll do 2444666667, that way, I confuse even the people who don't know the trick. you know what? make it 12444666667

  • @NicoG3000
    @NicoG3000 Год назад +7

    1:09:45 yeah- my school did that too, for every sale we got points and if you got enough points you can get prizes. Like toys, books, candy, and to claim those things there would be a booth in the gym and the people who could get a prize lined up while the people who didn't had to watch. Since we where in elementary school we got pretty jealous or disappointed. On top of that the people who got the prizes could play with them in class

  • @Jacoe413
    @Jacoe413 10 месяцев назад +1

    30:46 as someone with gastrointestinal issues that can sometimes be severe... banning bathroom breaks is actually something that can break ADA guidelines, IEPs and 504 plans... I hope that teacher was written up ( at the very least)

  • @johningoldenboots2352
    @johningoldenboots2352 Год назад +8

    at 6:13 it was in a restricted staff parking area so they could not get in no matter how much they begged the security

  • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
    @HappilyHomicidalHooligan Год назад +5

    38:30 I'd just look him in the eye and say "oh, you mean [ending]? Thanks but I already know it, this is the 5th or 6th time I'm reading this series"...
    😄😁😆😅😂🤣

  • @LPHGaruda1
    @LPHGaruda1 Год назад +7

    6:07 the guy kept moving it around the lot apparently

  • @danniroberson4936
    @danniroberson4936 10 месяцев назад +1

    0:25 that already exists. It’s called Tonsil Stones 😂😂😂

  • @heatfromsapphire
    @heatfromsapphire Год назад +6

    15:01 “This is what finding out you’re trans feels like”
    My transmasc buddy

  • @WritersBlock3512
    @WritersBlock3512 Год назад +6

    Robin's laugh is absolutely infectious, I love it.

  • @UnknownUser-xk5rr
    @UnknownUser-xk5rr Год назад +20

    Whenever I read this subreddit I realize just how fucked-up I am because I keep on thinking of ways to make these lethal

  • @gutssparkle
    @gutssparkle 7 месяцев назад +1

    0:42 Cats is all we need to prove that would be horrible.

  • @irongnugget
    @irongnugget Год назад +8

    1:13:13 I believe it was actually changed from sesquipedalophobia to hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia to "sound more intimidating".

  • @JoyousCreeper
    @JoyousCreeper Год назад +6

    21:08 the volume and power buttons use the same technology as a regular remote, so, yes, this works

  • @lorivaldez4839
    @lorivaldez4839 Год назад +8

    Ooh these are going to be devious! Also good morning EmKay☕️☀️ Have a nice day!

    • @paperstrawsYT
      @paperstrawsYT Год назад +1

      It'll be diabolical

    • @lorivaldez4839
      @lorivaldez4839 Год назад

      @@paperstrawsYT
      I fully agree with you. This will be very diabolical indeed!

  • @marlynerpel
    @marlynerpel 7 месяцев назад +1

    50:40 One time when I was like a toddler or something I grabbed a bottle that was filled with pee (Don't ask why) And I drank a bit not knowing that it was pee, and my mom said that I had the most sour expression on my face that day.

  • @PlagueDoctorCosplayer
    @PlagueDoctorCosplayer Год назад +5

    46:16 I can imagine what they say when they almost get voted out: “GUYS I SWEAR IM GAY” it would be absolutely hilarious

  • @LookItsCole
    @LookItsCole Год назад +12

    1:13:20 it's hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

  • @rose-mariedessert3117
    @rose-mariedessert3117 Год назад +9

    0:36 WELL YOU CANT DO IT TO ME BECAUSE I LIKE PERCY JACKSON. IT ALREADY HAS TERRIBLE MOVIE ADAPTATIONS

  • @bromodragone8405
    @bromodragone8405 3 месяца назад +1

    2:00 Except that's *not* Optimus Prime. That's an RX-78-2 Gundam.

  • @wolfiadarkangel
    @wolfiadarkangel Год назад +8

    29:24
    For anyone who doesn't get it haunter is a Pokemon that *evolves when traded and everstone prevents the holder from evolving*

    • @100purenacl3
      @100purenacl3 Год назад +2

      And there is an NPC named Mindy in Diamond/Peral/Platinum that offers a Haunter in exchange for a Medicham, but when you trade, the Haunter had an everstone, preventing evolution...

    • @Chara_Dreemurr1
      @Chara_Dreemurr1 9 месяцев назад

      I hate that woman.

  • @andistansbury4366
    @andistansbury4366 Год назад +5

    36:20 wait till you hear about the fear of long words.

  • @littlebirdie2634
    @littlebirdie2634 Год назад +16

    I love how much Robin is laughing at this subreddit

  • @DrPeeper
    @DrPeeper 8 месяцев назад +1

    24:56 most nds r4 card firmware has that as the "reset" key, so that will remove your shiny if you are pirating the game

  • @alecstronach
    @alecstronach Год назад +4

    26:15 put the project somewhere else entirely, with the only valuable information in those 16 folders being instructions on how to find said project (which btw, has been renamed.) I can't see a way around that.

  • @ChloekabanOfficial
    @ChloekabanOfficial Год назад +7

    (17:00) As one of the 10 members of the audience that read xkcd, I got that joke.

  • @fluffyeevee383
    @fluffyeevee383 Год назад +6

    Was not expecting a warrior cats mention lmao. Very valid opinion.

  • @SuperrNova1GD-k5w
    @SuperrNova1GD-k5w 2 месяца назад +1

    49:58 SO IS THAT WHY MY FRIEND'S NEW TOY HAD A WERD TAPE IN IT