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- Опубликовано: 18 авг 2024
- Over an hour of the top posts from r/Technicallythetruth on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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Jack ► / @jaymick
Damien ► / notdamienlee
Robin ► / xycronva
Lexi ► / thelexikitty
Jack | yes: 00:00:00
Damien | tru... i guess?: 00:19:2
Robin | not wrong..: 00:32:04
Lexi | memes that make you breathe: 00:42:52
Damien | INVISIBLE TAPE: 01:00:25
Robin | i suppose so: 01:13:25
1:22 Fun fact. The speed at which a squirrel will be injured in a fall is greater than the squirrel's terminal velocity. Squirrels are immune to falling damage... unless they don't land right, I guess.
I think it's the same for most insects, too.
They got feather falling
@@MrGrippy they be hacking
Applies to cats, too. An old teacher of mine used to say you could drop a cat from the top of the Empire State Building, and the cat would live, but the pedestrian it hit would not.
Not because of energy transfer, but angry cat.
@@robertbeisert3315 how does he know?
Why was it zoomed in
Some people say its because I zoomed in, but if you look from “7:46 to idk” you’ll see it too
I also want to know this, it was kind of irritating.
The milky way one? It's because the earth is within the milky way. Thus it's technically a photo of the milky way
@@cabinonfire6365🤓
@@cabinonfire6365 no almost all of them were
To show the one website how to do it
8:16 same energy as:
Person in home: Who are you and how did you get in here?!
Locksmith: I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith!
2:18 this has the same energy as "we're going to die!" "Think positive!" "Im positive we're going to die!"
"Close your eyes for full screen."
This guy is the hero we needed, but didn't deserve as he provided us such a useful information.
Hey you're everywhere dude
Yeah you were literally on the last video I watched
guys help i cant see when i close my eyes
@@Zephyrinnit yeah u're right dude I literally saw this guy everywhere
@@fbiwastaken_ LMAO ME NEITHER
SHANE,
PLEASE STOP LABELING THE CAKE DONUTS *"BONELESS."*
IF CUSTOMERS ASK FOR THEM BONE-IN, WE CANNOT SUPPLY THEM.
-MANAGEMENT
Yes we can simply but those steak bones in it to management pls don’t fire me
WHY NOT PUT BREAD OVER BONES AND ADD BLOOD ONTO IT? GREAT IDEA INIT?
I mean we can supply them, but we'd lose too many employees that way
Lexi: "I don't how how we went from cleansing to consuming spirits"
Me: "they aren't talking about the ones that haunt you"
1:07:00 We are in the milky way. Grass is also in the milky way. Therefore, a picture of grass is a close-up of the milky way.
Edit: got the time wrong
🤓
Actually, I believe it's referring to the fact that cows are animals that produce milk, they eat grass, and grass is also a pathway that they walk on and "Way" is a name for a street type and streets are used to travel, so thus the name "Milky" 'cause cows, and "Way" because grass.
@@kingwilliamdelphox you are overthinking it... it's definitely just because we are in the milky way 🤣...I mean, you can't get much closer to our galaxy than the person in the picture...
@@kingwilliamdelphox that’s the way I saw it at first too
1:25:03 I knew this one! I was playing Persona 4, and it is one of the questions
Jack, Lexi, Damien and Robin’s voices are engrained into my brain
Edit: Brian, has died. We will remorse Brian forever, and ever. Does anybody have some words to say?
Yeah same
There voice head bangs my head like 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
There the people who voice my thought
Same here lol
Same I don’t think I’ll ever be able to get them out of my head they’re completely engraved into my head I could watch one of these videos blindfolded and automatically know it’s the truth
Why is the video zoomed in from 7:47 to 19:00? Did the editor done goofed?
I thought I was the only one who noticed
I hate it >.< Just stuck listening
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST MY SCREEN
oh cool so it's not just me
Oh you too?
Anyone else notice that the video is strangely zoomed in? I’ve tried to zoom out, but nothing changed.
YESSS
fr
only for some minutes at the beginning
"Who needs a partner when you have a dild-" -Jack December 2022
54:34
this is a reference to Plato's statement that a human is defined as a featherless biped
then Diogenes comes busting in to the classroom holding a featherless chicken and proclaims"Behold, a featherless biped"
Teacher: “jimmy what bird cant fly”
Jimmy: “well, that would be a dead bird”
I see no argument here... except the fact that it most likely could fly a whole lot before.
Wait, there's an argument.
Fun fact for that squirrel fact early in the video, squirrels can fall an infinite amount of distance without dying. It is the lack of food that will kill them rather than the impact
For clarification: squirrels if they can go without food or water, will NOT die of fall damage
Just looked it up. Yes, lions do live in jungles. It's not their primary habitat and there's the issue of both lions and jungles becoming increasingly scarce; but they do, in fact, live in jungles at least occasionally.
the best part of this was when lexi said "the lexi wife" lmao... quick get to the lexi mobile where we will use the lexi bazooka to fight crime
I prefer the Lexi Carl Gustav recoilless rifle
My nickname is Lexi lol
My name is lexi
my history teacher in high school had a poster that said "if at first you don't succeed parachuting is not for you". when i found it we were talking about something really serious and i just couldn't stop laughing
26:59 technically any room can be one you escape from if you leave with enough style
16:02 that’s going on my tombstone. “Died from too many birthdays”
Lexi and I have a lot in common. We are both trans and legally blind.
*new here* Lexi's trans!? AWESOME
@@autismrizzard I love everytime someone brings up that Lexi is trans this reply pops up. Not only because it's cute but it also blocks the transphobic replies that would normally appear
@@justanotheranimeprofilepicI haven't seen any ever. Are people nice or is the moderation working.
@@boreal3255 think its just you not looking at the bad comments, i see them all the time😭
I'm nonbinary and I'm a furry + I'm gay soo wtf am I called in the world of lgbtq
0:52 just realized that it was actually talking about the word nothing, my brain went straight to "Nag does?"
I wouldn't have gotten that if it wasn't for this comment
I literally commented “nutmeg” I’m tired man
I thought nibbling
I asked openai,
A chair is a piece of furniture designed for seating one person. It typically has a backrest, legs, and a seat, and is used in a variety of settings, including homes, offices, and public spaces. Chairs are often made from a variety of materials, such as wood, metal, and plastic, and can come in a range of styles and designs. To be classified as a chair, an object must be designed specifically for the purpose of providing a place for someone to sit, and must have a backrest, legs, and a seat for the person to sit on.
stools are chairs
its always gonna be a fun day when emkay uploads a compilation video like this. Thanks!
Post: 404 not found
Nobody absolutely nobody:
Me: Haha 404 brain not found *walks straight into a wall 3 seconds later
Hearing Jack, Lexi, Robin, and Damien is now part of my daily routine.
1:07:03 The joke is that Earth is in the Milky Way, so the image of grass is a close-up image of the Milky Way, because the grass is on Earth which is in the Milky Way.
Same 🍷🗿
Alot of the posts seem zoomed in where you can't see the whole image or read the text.
54:03 that was funny, the editor was just dying
6:07 "wand fighting" 💀
Didn't expect to see RT in this video but that was a nice surprise! Love these long-form videos, really nice to listen to while doing work.
I think I love you
Fun fact: there are more planes in the sea than submarines in the sky
Fun fact:your reading a fun fact
@@Pheonixonyx Fun fact: Fun fact: Fun fact:
Imagine the title was "TECHNICALLY THE TOP OF R/TECHNICALLYTHETRUTH"
mm these long compilation videos are literally the thing that helps me sleep rn thanks :’)
I fall asleep and draw to these videos
It is so weird to see CallMeKevin and RTGame out of the context of their own channels. Good to see they have been immortalized through their memery for all to see
1:07:06 Earth is in the Milky Way galaxy. Anything on Earth is technically a close-up picture of the Milky Way. A microscopic picture of the fibers in your jeans is technically a close-up picture of your jeans.
every picture is a closeup of the universe (technically the truth)
I called my friend, and said "I kicked a pregnant lady." and she said "Why?" and I said "Before I was born." and started laughing. It took her 10 minutes to call me back and say "I GET IT NOW!" LMFAOOOO
2:09 I was expecting him to say “You like living more than you like chicken”
1:06:55 since we're in the milky way, that grass is part of the milky way therefore a closeup
An infinite bag of Swedish Fish??
Oh Lexi. You know the way to my heart.
Robin’s realization reaction at 7:17 made me giggle
Thats Jack, the Snack thats smiles back.
I was listening to this at 12:15 am because I needed something to listen to while I shower and holy shit 1:09:32 scared me
This entire thing has made me realize how hungry all the emkay members are
For Lexi: Lots of things spawn in the Nether in Minecraft, Piglins, Hoglins (no, Piglins and Hoglins aren't the same thing), Magma Cubes, Striders, Ghasts, Endermen, Skeletons, Wither Skeletons (no, Skeletons and Wither Skeletons are not the same), Blazes, and Zombie Pigmen.
Skeletons, withered Skeleton, and blazes
@@lexispirtheart Thank you
And zombie pigmen
@@marcusmining5505 Thank you
2:00 and that joke went straight over his head... ya know Hulks real name is Bruce Banner right?
Bcure Wyane*
So youre saying that he bans anyone with the name "bruce".
@@nameless...................... no, that's batman.
@@lonemarkkingoftypos3722
he bans batman then?
Wtf is this comment thread XD
Also, eating lasagna in the shower seems like something Peter B. Parker from the Spider-Verse would do.
Technically you're not piloting a bone mech, your piloting a muscle mech with bone struts and meat armor
Skin armour aktuallyyyy
6:42 i quite literally almost died by chocking on my sandwich
22:08 Snuppy, the first cloned dog, is an exception to that.
"EVERYONE ELSE ARE BITCHES OR SONS OF BITCHES!! IM THE ONLY ONE!!!"
-Snuppy
is it just me, or is the video zoomed in?
not just you.
That's cap, It's zoomed in for me too
U
YES AN INTRO AFTER SO LONG
They do it on every long ones. :')
5:18 They’re probably saving them for the finale, they have to introduce them at some point so why not in the apocalypse season
Elon Musk being African American is the one that got me. Alongside “A shoe” which had me laughing for a solid two minutes.
Actually fun fact: having 5 fingers is actually a reccesive gene
29:38 Imagine someone said "That'd explain the obesity rates"
"Jungle" was a term used to refer to many various wild biomes, including the savannah, where lions live
If the “Metaverse” gets popular, we might be living in a simulation.....
1:39 --- Holy sh- that's my university!!! I absolutely LOVED going to SHSU. Super proud of my degree from there. It's a great school!
As our motto states: "A measure of a life is its service" -- and this man just served up some sweet, sweet punnery to make our lives just a wee bit better.
Proud of you, fellow Bearkat!
5:56 help that’s Kaede Akematsu from danganronpa not a Jojo stan
😂 yeah I know
I guess Kaede didn't want to be left hanging
I laughed so hard at this part 7:01
*blood and muscle and mucus and spit and salivAHSJGH*
Is it just me or are the posts zoomed in way too much?
In case anyone hasn't said, the guy from Countdown is Alex Horne
53:45 is it just me or does the alien sound like the guy from Aqua teen hunger force
I wanna recommend these videos to my mom but I'm scared shell ask why I'm watching reddit
Lol, his name is Alex Horne.
And if you watch him and Greg Davies on Taskmaster, you’ll never forget his name again because the giant Greg Davies refers to him almost exclusively as, “llllllliiiittle Alex Horne!” In a high pitched voice 😂
Let’s just appreciate how clean the username “MilfMunching” is
That's the truth
“100% of people struck by lightning die”
Tell that to the people who have been struck by lightning and are still alive, especially if they’ve been struck more than once.
38:50
I'd just like to point out it's not Santa's job to stop bullies. The best he can do is give them coal for Christmas.
If you want a rough conversion from kilos to pounds, just double the kilos and add 10%. So, 100 kilos is approximately 220 pounds.
I should be sleeping but I like Jack's voice
3:15 Literaly you if you say “racist should die” ur beginning racist and say tecnicly “I should die”
11:13 straight out of south park lol
I hear lexis voice every time a see a cute animal
1:21:41 That was AMAZING you need to wright a story Amazing detail.
Fun Fact. The man in the picture at 14:27 is Till Lindemann. The lead singer of the German metal band Rammstein, and this stunt, alongside other stunts more ridiculous than this one are performed at their live shows.
How to outsmart a genie, make a deal for infinite wishes if you can outsmart him, wish for nothing to change, now you either have infinite wishes or your wishes changed and now you’ve outsmarted the genie
Man that ten hour video is awesome
hope yalls are staying safe rn in the usa, im also from the usa and i just heard that yallls are getting big snowstorm so i hope this vid brings all pf us a good day
Thx man, it’s hard in Texas rn it’s colder then Michigan.
@@Thatspaceperson as a Texan, luckily my pipes didn’t bust but a ton of my neighbors did. Luckily it should be over now
This is random and totally unrelated, but my cat just fell asleep on my foot and I can feel his warm little breath on my foot 🥺🥺🥺
5:19 my life literally laged infront of my eyes 😂😂😂
Penguins do lay eggs
Just got a power outage and this is the only video I’m able to watch as yt can’t load lol
Oof
Me: “Hey can I get some salted potato chips please?”
Mcdonald’s Employee: “Sorry, we don’t sell that here.”
Me: “I want french fries, idiot.”
That fan art joke cracked me up, no. Seriously, it cracked me up. i can feel my blood and internal organs falling out of me
8:51 hell yeah kid
I played this by accident, clicked off, then went to play it again
If I named my son physics, then I would be the father of physics
"Ive never heard a man say 'hit me on the nuts again"'
Well clearly you havent heard of CBT lol
In the second vid at the beginning I thought for a moment that was David the Baker, one of the old narrators from EzPz
"oh a structure of a butt, 90% cheeks 1% crack".
What's the other 9% then?
hole
If you're anything like the men in my family... hair.
damn these two replies are so different
@@ventea489 but theyre accurate
T h e o p e n p a r t
"I will never experience what it is like being this man right now" did not age well in regards to till lindemann 😂
The answer to 1:35 is......Squirrels can withstand strikes at their terminal velocity and can withstand falls of up to 200 feet. The squirrel's body is the main cause of its low final velocity. Because of the large area-to-mass ratio, gravity isn't pushing a squirrel down with too much force. It is designed to lessen the effects of a fall
You're welcome folks.
Ok the table tennis one killed me
then how are you here it killed you (itsthetruth)
43:37 I’m Gonna Double Down On That & Say That I Once Met Someone Called Karen Who Was 6’4
With the full movie thing, jokes on them, I barely blink.
1:32 So it turns out a squirrel would need to fall about 4800 miles in order to die because that would give it time to starve to death because they can survive terminal velocity
6:15 Im not sure if i want to laugh or be appalled
I'm trans and learning that Lexi is trans and married makes me so happy for some reason
Question, was Lexi born as a boy and became a girl or the other way around?
@@Starzbe tbh im not really completely sure, but I think shes a trans woman. mtf.
10:45 We also don't know how Latin sounded as a spoken language so we made that shit up too
The music just triggers something in me making me more calm and sophisticated