if you set a man on fire he will be warm for the rest of his life and afterwards you have a somewhat burnt on the outside meal but perfectly cooked on the inside
I just gotta say I respect the guy, that does the photoshop trolling so much. Like his works always clean af, even tho he just does it to mess with folks.
“if someone says which way to the beach, you can literally point in any direction and be correct” i told this to my sister, thinking she would think it’s cool, but she just pointed up.
Somewhere in that direction, however far away, is a planet upon which a beach may be located in the exact spot that she was pointing to. Therefore, that statement is still correct.
We don't know for sure Newton died a virgin. He apparently boasted on his death bed that he had "never known a woman", and he seemed to be very uninterested in women as a whole, meaning he could've possibly been either asexual or gay. However, he had a very close friendship with a man who he shared a room with for 20 years, and seemed to have a pretty tumultuous falling out which gave him a nervous breakdown and apparently they never met or spoke again after that point. Some speculate that they could've been romantically involved, but there is no way to know for sure.
@@Oturan20 I think the point you're trying to make is that they don't imply each other to be true, am I correct? Mutually exclusive means they both imply the other to be false. If a, not b; and if b, not a
4:42 There already is a "Bees" constellation in the night sky. Well, not actually a constellation, but within Cancer there's Praesepe, aka the "Beehive Cluster". It's a nebulous mass to the naked eye, but Galileo in 1609 was able to resolve 40 stars within it.
I was doing "homework" and I couldn't stop laughing. Unfortunately my mom was in the room and she was suspicious of me "typing a paper on To Kill a Mockingbird"
Suppose you marry a widow who already has a grown up daughter, and your father marries the widow's grown up daughter. Now the widows's daughter becomes your mother. Since your mother's mother is your wife, your wife is also your grandmother. As the husband of your grandmother, you become your own grandpa.
Not really if you watch several of their videos back to back you will find they Recycle a crap ton of pics and just switch out who does the voice over. And yes I am aware this is a compilation video but the point still stands.
@@DeathclawJedi i disagree with you, yeah they often show the same meme to multiple narrators but, they're very different people who react to them in very different ways so it's not repetitive, it's interesting to see the differences in their humor
This is my favourite one. I just love the entertainment value of Damien and Zach reading the absolute funniest memes - I laughed practically all the way through!
I love in compilation videos when you can just straight up see how many times things just get constantly reposted on major subreddits and still get the internet points every time.
Depending on the damage walking on them may damage them farther or be dangerous. Like if the gears n shit are all fucked up it may become basically a stair machine at the gym.
My teacher had a 30 min long conversation with us about birds. Here is a part of it: Teacher: Class, why do birds fly? Class: Because they can T: What gives them the ability to fly? C: wings T: No I mean how do they achieve liftoff C: By achieving liftoff T: Can birds fly though? C: Imagine being a bird but not being able to fly Penguins:
34:39 As a person who has died before, I can say, no, no I actually haven’t For context I was an infant and my heart stopped for about 40 seconds. Babies can do that apparently, and I’m still surviving, so I think it worked out. I don’t remeber it, as I was maybe 2-3 months old, I’m not really sure, I was *tiny*, but when your heart stops for longer than a small amount of time, that’s considered dead, so technically I’ve survived 99.98% of my worst days.
Meanwhile, in some countries, Subway bread is legally cake. (seriously, there was a whole lawsuit about it, look it up... short version, it contains too much sugar to qualify as "bread").
@Mallory Trimpe it's much simpler than you think. He's talking about how beer is a liquid bread since its made with wheat barley sugar and yeast, and I said that by that logic, both vodka and whiskey are liquid bread since they are made exactly like beer (ofc its distilled after but that doesn't really matter)
17:18 this part made me realize, one of my brother's old online friends actually knew what it meant, but he responded with "i dont know". I thought he didn't know that, I BELIEVED THIS FOR 5 OR 6 YEARS NOW.
47:48 Australia did something similar "please keep 3 adult ibises away from each other" Don't know which guy in Canberra thought bin chickens was a good unit of measurement but it happened
51:03 Technically Ash is a 10 y/o with 32y of experience💀💀💀 "22years since the start of the show, Ash Ketchum has finally become a Pokemon Master after winning the Alola league"(at the age of 10)
2:34 Well a landmine is faster the lego is more painful and it stays there for a long time since it's night when You try to go back to sleep You Will still feel the pain making the lego worse
"Are you astutely aware of the factoid in question that the sea of earth holds within itself more vehicles for land-to-air transports than the atmosphere houses modules made for seafaring?"
"The human race will never become extinct during anyone's lifetime" WRONG. What if at least one human is transformed into something that is not human and retains all their memories and then outlives all the humans (This is the plot of the backstory of my game I'm working on)
@@kazuu_44 By just using the eggs. An omelette is nothing more than scrambled eggs, except left in one piece of course, with some other dry ingredients like ham. Why would I want milk flavour in my egg dish. But to each their own of course.
6:20 Weird thought, but has anyone ever wished that some constution equipment totals your car? That way you can get of paying a car payment. Or is it just me? That pic just reminded me of that.
"Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life." I think that works better than the flying nonsense, as he said it's more plummeting lol.
"Did you know there are more airplanes in the sea than submarines in the sky" just showing up 100 times is really kicking the mood in the balls
Lol
but.....did you know there are more airplanes in the sea than submarines in the sky?.....
But… did you know I pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
@@dipshiznit420 you know that’s interesting because I actually heard that there are more planes in the sea than submarines in the sky
if you set a man on fire he will be warm for the rest of his life and afterwards you have a somewhat burnt on the outside meal but perfectly cooked on the inside
There are so many repeats in this, Robin and Damien are having a conversation through time.
my brother, you proly never heard reposts. he's just keeping it authentic here lmao
My guess is because this is a compilation of different episodes, and the repeats just happened to be in there from multiple/different ones...
“I love being kissed by Casper” as someone named Casper this gave me a fucking heart attack
💀
Yes just yes
@Flingus4 [GD] woah same!!
Casper's in my username!
Are you by chance a friendly ghost
" it's not drinking alone if ur pregnant " I literally almost spit out my orange soda
But I will be if you keep drinking
(It)
It soon will be.
"orange soda"
guess you're fantastic, get some help
I just gotta say I respect the guy, that does the photoshop trolling so much.
Like his works always clean af, even tho he just does it to mess with folks.
isnt that why people request him?
I want to follow him because he is a fucking legend
@@otterpopgames9824 at this point I'm pretty sure you're right, but I like to think that he started it as a troll lol
I mean, even though he messes with people, he IS an actual professional as well.
he does the actual thing they want and does the joke one
“if someone says which way to the beach, you can literally point in any direction and be correct” i told this to my sister, thinking she would think it’s cool, but she just pointed up.
Somewhere in that direction, however far away, is a planet upon which a beach may be located in the exact spot that she was pointing to. Therefore, that statement is still correct.
well the point will probably fall back down due to gravity and be shifted a bit because earth's rotation, so if it keeps going it will reach a beach
Wrong, not all coastlines are beaches so you could theoretically point in a direction that forms a circle that has no beaches, only cliffs n shit
@@teathesilkwing7616You must be fun
@@SaphirePhionex sorry if my comment came off as like, “um actually” or something, I meant my correction more humorously
We don't know for sure Newton died a virgin. He apparently boasted on his death bed that he had "never known a woman", and he seemed to be very uninterested in women as a whole, meaning he could've possibly been either asexual or gay. However, he had a very close friendship with a man who he shared a room with for 20 years, and seemed to have a pretty tumultuous falling out which gave him a nervous breakdown and apparently they never met or spoke again after that point. Some speculate that they could've been romantically involved, but there is no way to know for sure.
I feel like we do know for sure
r/achillesandhispal
I still see him as asexual tbh, not gay
Just because they could've been _romantically_ involved doesn't mean they had sex! After all, _Asexual_ and _Aromantic_ aren't mutually exclusive.
@@Oturan20 I think the point you're trying to make is that they don't imply each other to be true, am I correct? Mutually exclusive means they both imply the other to be false. If a, not b; and if b, not a
0:44 Got to love how deku's t-shirt says "I should have died 573 times already" when he asking a question about death lol
If you didn't say that, I would never see Deku on it
@@crypticlol this comment was forever ago, but I was still glad to find someone else who knew it was deku :3
@@sav_Demon4416 artstyles really can change a whole character lmao
@@crypticlolyea. The way I draw him is pretty show similar accept for headcanons and his hair being a bit longer
4:42 There already is a "Bees" constellation in the night sky. Well, not actually a constellation, but within Cancer there's Praesepe, aka the "Beehive Cluster". It's a nebulous mass to the naked eye, but Galileo in 1609 was able to resolve 40 stars within it.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Then alot of people have the bees! (Dark humor cancer joke lol)
but im blind
@@vast_vlex8302 lets just say this wasn't directed at you blind people. also if you blind how did you see this post?
@@Stupid_Neko_Gamer screen reader or sm
I was doing "homework" and I couldn't stop laughing. Unfortunately my mom was in the room and she was suspicious of me "typing a paper on To Kill a Mockingbird"
“Murder is funny to you, Robin?”
(Yes I know what the book is about)
Missed Damien's wheezing laughs so much
Same bro
he is gone ?
uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ǝdʎʇ uɐɔ I
the damien lee channel in question:
the Damien returning to the channel like a year later in question:
Suppose you marry a widow who already has a grown up daughter, and your father marries the widow's grown up daughter. Now the widows's daughter becomes your mother. Since your mother's mother is your wife, your wife is also your grandmother. As the husband of your grandmother, you become your own grandpa.
Cool i guess, but what am i going to do with this information
@@Damy-t4v idk
@@Damy-t4v do it coward
Now if fry did that instead of time travel in futurama he wouldn't of been able to defeat the brains (if you get that we are INSTANTLY getting along)
Man these guys are amazing, every day like 2 vids are made. Keep up the great work!
Not really if you watch several of their videos back to back you will find they Recycle a crap ton of pics and just switch out who does the voice over. And yes I am aware this is a compilation video but the point still stands.
@@DeathclawJedi yes
@@DeathclawJedi i disagree with you, yeah they often show the same meme to multiple narrators but, they're very different people who react to them in very different ways so it's not repetitive, it's interesting to see the differences in their humor
@@DeathclawJedi it's probably because of subreddit reposts
Thanks a ton!
the way he says "they might be allergic to soup" oh my god
"after you read the dictionary every other book is just a remix"
doctor Seuss books: not today
I feel like ever Dr. Seuss book is just an early template for r/Brandnewsentence.
Same with Shakespeare.
12:57 I dont know if this has already been said or not but having your breath smell like alcohol is a symptom of Alcoholic ketoacidosis.
0:49 "Transaction is cancelled for some reasons" literally me trying to write an article for school
This is my favourite one. I just love the entertainment value of Damien and Zach reading the absolute funniest memes - I laughed practically all the way through!
13:15 as someone with depression, ADHD, and Asthma, yes.
Advancement gotten: How did we get here?
-sincerely a person with autism, ADHD, and EDS
I love in compilation videos when you can just straight up see how many times things just get constantly reposted on major subreddits and still get the internet points every time.
I find some of the funniest parts of these videos are when the narrators are just laughing their asses off its just so good
8:15
"This is the best way to spot a trans person"
No, this is Patrick.
This is the best way to spot a Patrick at krusty krabs
@@ClassicCheezburgerno, this is Patrick
@@ManioqV No, it's actually Patrick, sorry for thr confusion.
@@ManioqV no this Is patrick
i love the photoshop guy james, just malicious compliance as a person and hes amazing
9:46 that voice change screed me dude
9:56
thats the tea being ready
7:10 ACTUALLY... HEAR ME OUT. CAN WE NORMALIZE THAT PHRASE BC I HAVE BURNED MYSELF BY SLOSHING HOT LIQUIDS AND CHOKED ON SOUPS WAY TOO MUCH LOL
Fun fact, there’s a coupon that gets you 20 dollars off at any store! It’s called a 20 dollar bill.
I think that might be in the video but I didn’t watch it all yet give me like an hour/2
What a steal!
Fun fact: if you walk into a bank with a gun and scream “GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY” you will go to prison
@@TheDuckOfAllDucks With a toy gun even
@@RGC_animation no that's a school
5:13 I JUST SPAT OUT MY COKE COLA LMAO
26:35 this kid looks 90, 40 and 4 all at the same time
I never understood why they put 'out of order' signs on escalators... they should just put 'temporarily stairs'
Mitch Hedberg said the same thing.
because they might get damaged??
@@cewla3348how?
Temporarily you have to walk
Depending on the damage walking on them may damage them farther or be dangerous. Like if the gears n shit are all fucked up it may become basically a stair machine at the gym.
“Throw a man out of the airplane and he flies for the rest of his life”
*D.B. Cooper refuses to comment.*
15:21
No matter how many times he might show up as a meme, we always praise him for his comedy 😂
This is truly one of the videos on this platform.
No, a platform is something that can hold creatures and/or objects. This is RUclips.
@@ald0319 A RUclips is a platform for videos since it holds videos on it
@@ald0319 what
0:32 NoT FOR LONG
As a person who eats truth for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, I can confirm that this is absolutely delicious! 😋
No, this is Patrick.
No, this is Patrick.
No, this is Patrick.
No, this is Patrick
No, this is Patrick
15:44 - Not an expert, but I think Hedgehogs mostly eat bugs. (But they can never be buggered at all!)
My teacher had a 30 min long conversation with us about birds. Here is a part of it:
Teacher: Class, why do birds fly?
Class: Because they can
T: What gives them the ability to fly?
C: wings
T: No I mean how do they achieve liftoff
C: By achieving liftoff
T: Can birds fly though?
C: Imagine being a bird but not being able to fly
Penguins:
Emus:
I love that the conversation immediately veered straight into roasting whole animal species
Ostriches
Kiwi
Dodo(but they are kind dead)
Once you know the alphabet, every other book is just a remix.
12:59 thats called auto brewery syndrome, not alcohlism because being an alcoholic is your choice and auto brewery syndrome is not your choice
23:05 Lost the opportunity to say “Don’t worry! I flushed the toilet!”
34:39
As a person who has died before, I can say, no, no I actually haven’t
For context I was an infant and my heart stopped for about 40 seconds. Babies can do that apparently, and I’m still surviving, so I think it worked out. I don’t remeber it, as I was maybe 2-3 months old, I’m not really sure, I was *tiny*, but when your heart stops for longer than a small amount of time, that’s considered dead, so technically I’ve survived 99.98% of my worst days.
Maybe it was 20 seconds, I’m not sure. I dont remeber the story very well
39:16 by that logic both whisky and vodka are liquid bread also most cakes are bread
Meanwhile, in some countries, Subway bread is legally cake. (seriously, there was a whole lawsuit about it, look it up... short version, it contains too much sugar to qualify as "bread").
@@richard3365 dude I watch food theory
@@ozthebeeman dude, very cool
I just read that out of context and I have questions
@Mallory Trimpe it's much simpler than you think. He's talking about how beer is a liquid bread since its made with wheat barley sugar and yeast, and I said that by that logic, both vodka and whiskey are liquid bread since they are made exactly like beer (ofc its distilled after but that doesn't really matter)
17:18 this part made me realize, one of my brother's old online friends actually knew what it meant, but he responded with "i dont know". I thought he didn't know that, I BELIEVED THIS FOR 5 OR 6 YEARS NOW.
47:48
Australia did something similar "please keep 3 adult ibises away from each other"
Don't know which guy in Canberra thought bin chickens was a good unit of measurement but it happened
8:55 A common misconception is that blind people only see a black void, but in reality, they can see, but their eyes just choose not to!
1:02 I want descriptions of all movies from whoever made that
12:20 no its falling with style
Toy Story XD
0:10 From now on i'll never eat and look at breads the same way i used to anymore.
8:05 you added the most to this lol
“Especially if you’re dead” I SPIT OUT MY MTN DEW 🤣
The text at 32:16 reads, ‘He got in a car crash and didn’t get insurance beforehand’
7:05 well, atleast it didn't say "Here, your hot"
51:03
Technically Ash is a 10 y/o with 32y of experience💀💀💀
"22years since the start of the show, Ash Ketchum has finally become a Pokemon Master after winning the Alola league"(at the age of 10)
2:34 Well a landmine is faster the lego is more painful and it stays there for a long time since it's night when You try to go back to sleep You Will still feel the pain making the lego worse
“IN THE GUHREGE 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🧐🧐🧐🧐🎩🎩🎩🎩”
timestamp plz?
8:04 no it’s the iron giant.
17:01 that is a hen...
15:00 If the rock is gone
Tornado
45:02 BEST UNDERTALE REFERENCE I'VE EVER SEEN
42:54
*"Be careful, nudity this video has, mmmm."*
-Yoda 2022
20:00 Babies are travel sized people. That had me stopped for a while. Also the earlier one of the baby cousin in the hospital
9:01 ok that is pure evil
also me: cackles
4:58 me who’s a ambervert:I am four parallel universes ahead of you
4:10 no Isaac newton didn't invent gravity yet so it's possible that the built them like that
30:02 Money can buy happiness, though. You need money to buy antidepressants.
4:56 *laughs in ambiverted*
Key word "Likely"
"Are you astutely aware of the factoid in question that the sea of earth holds within itself more vehicles for land-to-air transports than the atmosphere houses modules made for seafaring?"
16:31 and if ur trans you can say "thanks i picked it myself"
2:24 I'M WEARING THAT SHIRT RIGHT NOW?!
This is my favourite type of humour! It's so stupid, I love it!
5:01 4 out of 5! I really am a bee! (I am ambiverted)
That's why they said "likely", meaning they are that and are, but rarely, others
The laugh. That's all I can say.
17:58 reporter: qual é o segredo pra passar dos 100?
Velho sendo entrevistado: é só não morrer
Now that drones are commonplace, no one can really claim to see alien spaceships without someone asking if maybe it was a drone
30:25 I choked and passed out for ten minutes
2:30 i am not joking I was listening to bohemian rapsody and i saw that is it played that part
"The human race will never become extinct during anyone's lifetime" WRONG. What if at least one human is transformed into something that is not human and retains all their memories and then outlives all the humans
(This is the plot of the backstory of my game I'm working on)
2:22 is a good one
5:40 i see someone else on facebook is also an amazon basics toaster. i salute this stranger
Robin has a mix of immature poop/fart humor, actual funny and original and jokes, and millennial jokes.
13:11 “how can you be dead? Just live.”
9:29 why do I want to see someone try and submit this video to PH just to see if they’d think it’s an actual video
18:53 "What are they doing in there?" What are they doing? I have no idea, but whatever it is I'm sure they Excel at it.
12:24 "this isn't flying it's falling with style"-Tim Allen
9:18 no thats a finger
No this is Patrick!
@@Blake-cw8wlno this is iron giant
45:01 : No, Robin, that's a T-Rex head.
57:05 Molecules speed up because they heat up thats why
"Wll you know what they say, Time Flys" that got me so hard
3:31 Wait wait wait, please don't tell me people put milk in an omelette! Such a crime against food can't be real!!!
It actually is good. Give it a try before saying anything . And also the likes u got says everything
@@TerrorOfTeacup I have actually tried it and I stand by my statement. But to each their own.
thats?? how you make it?? what?? how do you get an omelette without milk..
@@kazuu_44 By just using the eggs. An omelette is nothing more than scrambled eggs, except left in one piece of course, with some other dry ingredients like ham. Why would I want milk flavour in my egg dish. But to each their own of course.
52:13 Fun fact: Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 was a Boeing 777
1:10 literally 😭😭
6:20 Weird thought, but has anyone ever wished that some constution equipment totals your car? That way you can get of paying a car payment. Or is it just me? That pic just reminded me of that.
Damian is the ultimate tea kettle
29:48 Technically, the r/TechnicallyTheTruth subredit IS the dad joke subreddit
3:11 what's the show dude
community
16:20 i told this to my friend and he said they could play inside the blue whale like jonah 💀
Bro this is one of the videos I've ever seen
1:48 same thing applies to cakes lol.
It's a common misconception that chameleons camouflage. Their color actually changes based on their emotions.
"Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life." I think that works better than the flying nonsense, as he said it's more plummeting lol.