i seen a thing like that when I was going to the park I think they where just talking about cancer even though they said it would cause cancer like ns its cancer
i read this as, "damien and robin both have daughter with a contagious laugh. also hearing lexi narrating it makes my day a brighter." AND IM FUCKING DYING OF LAUGHTER
I didn’t know there is more than one person running this account so I was just like “does this dude just change his voice to fw us or what” then I looked at the chapters and finally realized I’m a dumbass
i could only read "Mad Trans Artist" and thought its a small art gallery owned by an artist who is mad and trans and has a edgy humor to name his shop like that lol
Here is the text of the "Manual": The Balancing Kit should only be used if there is anunacceptable amount of fan-wobble after completing all the steps in your Owners Manual under "Attaching The Fan Blades." 1. Turn the fan on and set the speedcontrol setting to a speed at which the wobble is the greatest. 2. Turn off the fan and allow it to come to a complete stop. Select one blade and place the balance clip on it. halfway between the blade holder tip on the trailing edge of the blade. 3. Turn the fan on. Note whether the wobble has increased or decreased. Turn the fan off, move the clip to another blade and retest. Repeat this procedure on all blades noting the blade on which the greatest improvement is achieved. 4. Move the clip back to the blade that showed the greatest improvement. Move the clip inward on this blade and operate the fan th find the position where the clip gives the improvement. 5. Remove the clip and install a balancingweight to the blade along the centerine near the point where the clip was positioned.
17:41 This was a creature who wanted to take on the shape of a human. One day this creature thought that if it made a company it could steal the body of some poor unfortunate worker. After a month of hiding from the employees it found its target being a man named Thomas Samson. It's slug like form attacked Samson and crawled down his neck and took over Samson's mind. However a friend of Samson saw the attack and fought back against the creature who now invested his friend. The creature crawled on the walls and Samson's eyes turned black. After minutes of fighting the friend managed to tear the nose off using a wrench. From Samson a devilish voice cried out saying MY NOSE MY NOSE YOU TOOK MY NOSE! The creature lept up through the roof and Samson was pronounced dead and the friend was arrested for involvement in the disappearance through the nose. Shortly after the mascot of the business changed its mascot from a bear to a man with no nose. Now the creature lurks though the homes close to its business and looks for the next body to infect changing mascots as the bodies are swapped. Hope you liked my creepy pasta.
30:47 Holding the blade of your sword was an actual technique used by knights in the medieval ages. If I recall, it was called half-swording. While it seems dangerous, soem swords were actually designed to be used like this, and it gives you better control and precision with your stabs.
Yup. But half-swording is only ever done while wearing suitable protective gear on your hands (or, I would assume, if you're absolutely desperate), and was done with swords that were more or less sharp all the way down to the crossguard. And as the name suggest, one hand is roughly halfway up the blade for this. It's also done for control (central swivel point - quick redirection), but more importantly it allows some additional techniques (like the always fun "bonk him over the head with the pommel"), and it "shortens" the blade, to use in very close combat, to wind the other fighter's weapon out of their hand, to assist parrying a heavy blow from above, etc.. What she's doing...is basically standing in a pose that would require the longer handle of a two-handed sword...with a one-handed sword, with a style suggesting no blunting on the lower blade. Basically, she's losing some fingers with her first forceful strike. You *can* use an unprotected hand to stabilize a one-handed sword by putting it alongside the flat side of the blade for certain techniques (for example, a "parry assist" that you can turn into a sliding counter-attack...if that description makes any sense to you), but that's not what she's doing either.
49:50 The messed-up word is probably meant to be "spring". The rest is French, and says, "10 tissues, folded 4 times. Soft and resistant" (as in, they don't tear too easily or something)
10:40 The worst thing about it is that with a little bit of thinking, they couldve just used a lemon sliced in the pacman style to convey the same message with a little bit of creativity
13:54 I'm epileptic and have found myself in the hospital a handful of times throughout the pandemic as a result (I live in Canada, if that matters). At least 20% of the nursing staff that I saw were either wearing their masks below their noses, under their chins or simply not wearing any face coverings what so ever. Mostly nurses working behind the desks but that didn't really make me feel much safer. It still blows my mind in hindsight, hospital staff (in the ICU no less) not wearing masks during a fucking pandemic.
@@linainverse9369 if wearing a mask is suffocating, how do surgeons wear them for upwards of 12 hours straight during procedures that require sterile environments? Surely such procedures would be impossible. Oh wait, masks don't actually suffocate. They're made to block droplets, not oxygen. Professional athletes, dancers, and laborers have all worn masks in recent years while performing strenuous activity, and I haven't heard of a single incident of anyone dropping dead from mask suffocation.
@@linainverse9369 I'm sorry that happened to you. The vast majority of claims about masks being unsafe are anecdotal in nature, with very little statistical evidence to back up said claims.
Chairs at 14:28, that is something that is called "Hidden Hostile Design", the city planners do not want to ride bikes there or that folk stand in that area, so they put chairs that are very unpractical and hard to sit on, folk think the city made a resting area but it is just a way for the city to avoid make real benches that homeless or drunk folk can rest on, and as you see, all chairs are made for a person that are alone and not for two friends that want to rest. Folk may say; but there is a table there for a group of four, but that table is to small so when folk sit there their feet will almost touch and you can't use that table for eating or anything. It is your city's way to say "piss off" in a polite way.
1:03:05 It's a murder mystery, Prime Video shows the names of characters and their actors above the timeline for each scene so when the killer is still unknown and murders someone it spoils the twist.
30:53 Although not like she is doing here, techniques such as half-swording do exist, and were used surprisingly often, especially since you only get cut if the blade moves.
@@netkat7486 I do agree but the only reason to do so is to be comfortable with my experience in hema there still isn’t much of a risk ungloved with halfswording up until your friend hits your hand on the lower part which tends to happen when you fuck up swinging or parrying while half swording and your buddy clips your hand
@@ToastOnCoffee I do Viking re-enactment and the likelihood of accidental injury is a lot of the reason I wouldn't recommend it without gloves lol. Hell I don't like even practicing without my mail gloves on.
14:35 We have public chairs like this in our city too but made of steel. They can rotate 360° but indeed are looking weird. In Cologne the city district council had an years long argument about the style of public benches they want to install. They fought like absolute madlads about the decision between two styles.. in the end they have chosen a third one.
35:44: So here's why it's a problem. The answer to the problem is 15.826. However, they had to round up to the nearest decimal point. So since the last number is 6, it rounds up to the nearest 10, making the number 15.830. and since they want only two numbers AFTER the decimal point, zero drops from the equation completely, making the correct answer now, 15.83
Those "beard" t-shirts; not sure about his, but the logo on hers is definitely a flat overlay. [] There was a public building where I used to live which had a disabled lift - but no button to call the lift down and no intercom to tell the person at reception that you needed the lift. You had to go up the steps to tell them that you couldn't get up the steps and needed to use the lift.
Because they wouldn’t drain.. if they made the ridges higher at the front whilst the grooves sloped down to the front, it would all be good, but that’s probably far too complicated..
@@ukuleletyke its cause houses settle and its sloped cause of trhat put a cup of water on the base of your tub and if its not level witrh the rim you have your answer
The ridges are supposed to be level, while the grooves are slanted to let out water. It was either installed wrong, or the way changed and made it slant
I think it's called X-ray or something, it's a thing Amazon prime does, it pops up every time you pause and lists all the actors in the scene and sometimes gives little fun facts so if you pause before the killer is revealed it spoils the mystery
I think this is on Paramount because my aunt said something similar on her Snapchat if you pause it it tells you what actors are in the scene and who plays them
32:53 woody looks like he stubbed his toe and buzz is just saluting his toe that probably got stubbed to death 49:27 I cant even explain how hard i laughed on this one i literally dropped my laptop
25:15 yeah, cause it's referring to the absorbency, not the actual dimensions of the product. Light, super, and super plus are all approximately the same size since, y'know, _flow_ has nothing to do with _size_ .
3:42 It looks a secretarial desk. One side has normal drawers. The other side (shown) mirrors the 3 drawers but is a single door that hides a mechanism (apparently removed from this one, since they stopped making Selectrics like 40 years ago) which has a spring-loaded slide out shelf that holds a 50# IBM Selectric (or equivalent) typewriter. Once you pull it out, it pops up to desk height for typing. A stereotypical 60's 100# typist would need to be careful pushing it back down to put away, she might not have the mass to do it. And she should completely not go anywhere near it if there's no typewriter on it, she'd beat Alan Shepard into space.
1:03:05 The crappy design is that it's showing the cast as they appear on screen for the first time. You can see the time remaining in the bottom right, the movie has almost an hour and a half to go and they're spoiling who the killer is for you.
1:02:57 The crappy design is that, with some things, when you pause it shows what actors play what characters. They aren't at the end of the show/movie yet, they don't know who the killer is, and now the tv gave it away by not using a different name.
4:57 dude if you stick your head in that bear or whatever it looks like its about to use Epitaph to defeat italian teenagers because his daughter is still alive
19:06 i actually have these cups! they’re pretty cool, they come in five colors and when you put a cold drink in it the confetti changes to whatever color it is, although when not in use it does look…interesting, to say the least
I just bought the "Whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend *HORSE* " shirt. Thanks for increasing my already way to big supply of funny graphic t-shirts, EmKay crew!
17:00 originally it was the lowest point but over time the ground sinks and raises and usually infrastructure like sewers prevents the ground from lowering, so the ground around the drains ends up lowering and the drain is no longer effective. Modern designs have compound mesh to fix this problem but this is most likely an older drain
17:09 I know a similar place. The actual hole thing (it’s not a curb so it goes straight down) is in a depression in the ground. HOWEVER, there’s a small problem. It’s on a tiny hill of concrete, so while it’s under the rest of the ground height, it’s acytually the same level. Above a depression in the ground.
Bruh I'm trying to load the dishwasher while watching this and I'm literally trying to not collapse from laughter at the same time lmao. Why are crappy designs so funny to me? 😂😂
I owned the hydro power water gun and it's as bad of a product as it is a risk to getting your parents pulled over, mine didn't even fuckin work properly without forcing open the end where the water comes out, because it wasn't even punched out correctly.
5:33 Why is Michigan 2 different colors? Also, I can't get over that Adorpion shirt at 28:41. Finally, how is the shortcut for copy going to protect my computer at 1:08:09?
41:04 the broom looks like that because they use stronger plastic bristles for durability and then they split the fibers at the tip to help trap the dirt and dust better meaning less sweeping the same spot to move the dirt.
The wheelchair ramp thing: before you actually go out about the town with a wheelchair user, you dont realise HOW MUCH of society expects wheelchair users to have carers with them. As in, these things are all built with the expectation that wheelchair users could not possibly be grown adults living their own lives. And it unnecessarily becomes a self fulfilling prophecy
The one about the Julian calendar hits deep. I work at a grocery store and every so often we find julian dates. It is both infuriating and idiotic in my opinion.
20:19 I have a mess kit with a far superior version of this where the spoon is on one end and on the other end is the fork, which has a toothed edge that works as a knife
1:02:57 That is a thing on Amazon Prime where it says who plays who in the PAUSE MENU at ANY POINT IN THE MOVIE and now the entire movie just got spoiled. Sucks to be them!
"Whats up sexy, I'm Lexi!"
"Whats poppin, I'm Robin."
"Hey there. I'm Jack, the snack that smiles back."
WE NEED ONE FOR DAMIEN, PLEASE
"My namien is Damien, let's go."
"Hey my name isn't Ian,it's Damien."
“What’s rainin’?, I’m Damien.”
“I’m not an Alien, I’m Damien.”
d a m i e n
I just love Lexi screaming "Who approved this??" for 20 mins straight
Me too lol
She really went insane on that one
42:25
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lol
Damien throwing that flashbang prank at 4am REALLY got the point across
the "chemical name here" thing is the most accurate california warning sign I've ever seen
My glasses came with the same exact words of that expect there’s a name in the *CHEMICAL NAME HERE*, no idea if it’s actually real lmao
i seen a thing like that when I was going to the park I think they where just talking about cancer even though they said it would cause cancer like ns its cancer
Literally every chemical has that warning in california lol even shit like glass and helium
@@generalgrievous2202 yes.
Life is known to the state of California to cause cancer
Damien and Robin both have such a contagious laugh. Also hearing Lexi narrate literally anything always makes my day a little brighter.
i read this as,
"damien and robin both have daughter with a contagious laugh. also hearing lexi narrating it makes my day a brighter."
AND IM FUCKING DYING OF LAUGHTER
Damien is my fav narrator because of his laugh I just love it
Very true, but I like Robin's laugh
7ji
I didn’t know there is more than one person running this account so I was just like “does this dude just change his voice to fw us or what” then I looked at the chapters and finally realized I’m a dumbass
Lexi's voice makes me so happy for literally no explainable reason
are they a girl? i genuinely cant tell
@Creatornotos_gangus Yes, Lexi is a woman. A trans woman, but definitely a beautiful woman.
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@@ImMentallyGonefrrr
His or her or idk what they are reminds of a youtuber I used to watch bit I can't find them
27:53 it’s an art supply store in the USA called “Mad Transit Artists”. Hope it helps Robin.
@@shizumi...8254 can you not post porn links
I only managed to read Mad and Art.
I thought it was "Mad Trama Art" and I was very concerned.
@@abloodcorpse3318 KASKKJSDN
i could only read "Mad Trans Artist" and thought its a small art gallery owned by an artist who is mad and trans and has a edgy humor to name his shop like that lol
Fun fact: That "say no to drugs" syringe is actually an ink pen that writes red.
I have one of those.
It's funnier being a syringe
Can I have it
Here is the text of the "Manual":
The Balancing Kit should only be used if there
is anunacceptable amount of fan-wobble after
completing all the steps in your Owners Manual
under "Attaching The Fan Blades."
1. Turn the fan on and set the speedcontrol
setting to a speed at which the wobble is the
greatest.
2. Turn off the fan and allow it to come to a
complete stop. Select one blade and place the
balance clip on it. halfway between the blade
holder tip on the trailing edge of the blade.
3. Turn the fan on. Note whether the wobble
has increased or decreased. Turn the fan off,
move the clip to another blade and retest.
Repeat this procedure on all blades noting the
blade on which the greatest improvement is
achieved.
4. Move the clip back to the blade that showed
the greatest improvement. Move the clip inward
on this blade and operate the fan th find the
position where the clip gives the improvement.
5. Remove the clip and install a balancingweight
to the blade along the centerine near the point
where the clip was positioned.
17:41 This was a creature who wanted to take on the shape of a human. One day this creature thought that if it made a company it could steal the body of some poor unfortunate worker. After a month of hiding from the employees it found its target being a man named Thomas Samson. It's slug like form attacked Samson and crawled down his neck and took over Samson's mind.
However a friend of Samson saw the attack and fought back against the creature who now invested his friend. The creature crawled on the walls and Samson's eyes turned black. After minutes of fighting the friend managed to tear the nose off using a wrench. From Samson a devilish voice cried out saying MY NOSE MY NOSE YOU TOOK MY NOSE!
The creature lept up through the roof and Samson was pronounced dead and the friend was arrested for involvement in the disappearance through the nose.
Shortly after the mascot of the business changed its mascot from a bear to a man with no nose.
Now the creature lurks though the homes close to its business and looks for the next body to infect changing mascots as the bodies are swapped.
Hope you liked my creepy pasta.
he's pointing to the viewer cause your body is his next target....
Honestly yours is way better than the one like 6 from the top
Top 10 Anime fights of 2022.
@@forcefulremovalofthefrench399 I fricken wish that could get animated but sadly I lack the skill. It's a great visual though 👌
You could make this an SCP.
“Uncle Roy, there’s a guy”
this officially fucking broke me, i can’t fucking breathe and i’m actually crying 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
If they WANT me to believe, that some weird mutated-looking guy, is just going to appear and attack my children-
@@thehorrorarcadepreductions9451 what?
~I feel the gay energy~
@@darkela5507 I FEEL THE G A Y
@@pee-soup8950 FEEL THE G A Y
ok but 3:58 is damien's best laugh EVER, i don't know how he cracked himself up so bad but he sure did
t h e i n s a n i t y l a u g h
seagull moment
He got cracked up tho-
@@randomlygeneratedhandle y u p
30:47
Holding the blade of your sword was an actual technique used by knights in the medieval ages. If I recall, it was called half-swording. While it seems dangerous, soem swords were actually designed to be used like this, and it gives you better control and precision with your stabs.
Yup. But half-swording is only ever done while wearing suitable protective gear on your hands (or, I would assume, if you're absolutely desperate), and was done with swords that were more or less sharp all the way down to the crossguard. And as the name suggest, one hand is roughly halfway up the blade for this. It's also done for control (central swivel point - quick redirection), but more importantly it allows some additional techniques (like the always fun "bonk him over the head with the pommel"), and it "shortens" the blade, to use in very close combat, to wind the other fighter's weapon out of their hand, to assist parrying a heavy blow from above, etc..
What she's doing...is basically standing in a pose that would require the longer handle of a two-handed sword...with a one-handed sword, with a style suggesting no blunting on the lower blade. Basically, she's losing some fingers with her first forceful strike.
You *can* use an unprotected hand to stabilize a one-handed sword by putting it alongside the flat side of the blade for certain techniques (for example, a "parry assist" that you can turn into a sliding counter-attack...if that description makes any sense to you), but that's not what she's doing either.
huh, cool!
They usually had swords with specifically made portions of the sword for it that wouldn’t slice your hand open
@@drsnova7313 That is actually fascinating, thank you.
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"That isn't a window that's a hole, Door is too short".
If there's a hole then there's always a way in.
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@@user-tt6jr7rz5l yes
@@user-tt6jr7rz5l yeah
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49:50 The messed-up word is probably meant to be "spring". The rest is French, and says, "10 tissues, folded 4 times. Soft and resistant" (as in, they don't tear too easily or something)
10:40 The worst thing about it is that with a little bit of thinking, they couldve just used a lemon sliced in the pacman style to convey the same message with a little bit of creativity
13:54 I'm epileptic and have found myself in the hospital a handful of times throughout the pandemic as a result (I live in Canada, if that matters). At least 20% of the nursing staff that I saw were either wearing their masks below their noses, under their chins or simply not wearing any face coverings what so ever. Mostly nurses working behind the desks but that didn't really make me feel much safer. It still blows my mind in hindsight, hospital staff (in the ICU no less) not wearing masks during a fucking pandemic.
Because they didn't do a damn thing. If you were any kind of real liberal you wouldn't have worn them either.
People maybe don't want to suffocate, that's probably why
@@linainverse9369 if wearing a mask is suffocating, how do surgeons wear them for upwards of 12 hours straight during procedures that require sterile environments? Surely such procedures would be impossible. Oh wait, masks don't actually suffocate. They're made to block droplets, not oxygen. Professional athletes, dancers, and laborers have all worn masks in recent years while performing strenuous activity, and I haven't heard of a single incident of anyone dropping dead from mask suffocation.
@@painter-midge I fainted once from it, so there's that
@@linainverse9369 I'm sorry that happened to you. The vast majority of claims about masks being unsafe are anecdotal in nature, with very little statistical evidence to back up said claims.
"No Leaving or Returning"
... "Don't worry, I won't keep you long. I'll keep you forever."
Damien and Robin, both dying laughing at these posts, is just the thing i need after a very bad day. Best medicine ever :')
I hope the rest of your week gets better 😌
Finally a bot free comment that has replys
HORSE
i had a bad day too and im sick so this really is medicine
What about Damien?
I love how Damien is worried about the a/c bill and not the fact that it would be very easy to break in
@don't be surprised you live up to your name
uhh not really unless your a cat or slenderman lol
@@animeloveer97 lets hope to god that roblox slenders never come to life or that poor guy is doomed
I mean if youre spending all your money in the bills what would you have left to be stolen🤷♂️
"You said something about MY dinner?! **RIPS SHIRT**" LOL. I love the voices he does for the pictures.
0:37 as a Brazilian, i have seen many toucans in my life and i can confirm that the two beak toucan is a real sub-species
Damn I've been living in the wrong part of Brazil for so many years, Acre truly has some amazing things
Ikr, our country has so many incredible species like the double beak toucan
@@hackerwolf1995. funny how i live in São Paulo
I googled it to see if it was just a weird wikipedia article and it is real
WHAT?
Chairs at 14:28, that is something that is called "Hidden Hostile Design", the city planners do not want to ride bikes there or that folk stand in that area, so they put chairs that are very unpractical and hard to sit on, folk think the city made a resting area but it is just a way for the city to avoid make real benches that homeless or drunk folk can rest on, and as you see, all chairs are made for a person that are alone and not for two friends that want to rest. Folk may say; but there is a table there for a group of four, but that table is to small so when folk sit there their feet will almost touch and you can't use that table for eating or anything. It is your city's way to say "piss off" in a polite way.
about as hidden as a damn mountain range lol
alternative title: damien laughing at his own jokes while robin and lexi try to do their job
1:03:05 It's a murder mystery, Prime Video shows the names of characters and their actors above the timeline for each scene so when the killer is still unknown and murders someone it spoils the twist.
30:53 Although not like she is doing here, techniques such as half-swording do exist, and were used surprisingly often, especially since you only get cut if the blade moves.
To add to this, many larger blades had no edge for the first 3-5 inches above the guard SPECIFICALLY so you could do this.
There's 3 handles on a greatsword just for different ways to wield it!
Though half-swording is still better done with gloves...
@@netkat7486 I do agree but the only reason to do so is to be comfortable with my experience in hema there still isn’t much of a risk ungloved with halfswording up until your friend hits your hand on the lower part which tends to happen when you fuck up swinging or parrying while half swording and your buddy clips your hand
@@ToastOnCoffee I do Viking re-enactment and the likelihood of accidental injury is a lot of the reason I wouldn't recommend it without gloves lol. Hell I don't like even practicing without my mail gloves on.
14:35 We have public chairs like this in our city too but made of steel. They can rotate 360° but indeed are looking weird. In Cologne the city district council had an years long argument about the style of public benches they want to install. They fought like absolute madlads about the decision between two styles.. in the end they have chosen a third one.
*1:00** Ah yes, my favorite singer, Bllle Elllsh.*
@@jimhounfela1165 ah yes corn
@@jimhounfela1165 lmfao try another method, what the fuck are those #Humanity tho
@@jimhounfela1165 Why is this in japanese tho?
BRO YOU'RE FINALLY OFF SHORTS
35:44:
So here's why it's a problem. The answer to the problem is 15.826. However, they had to round up to the nearest decimal point. So since the last number is 6, it rounds up to the nearest 10, making the number 15.830. and since they want only two numbers AFTER the decimal point, zero drops from the equation completely, making the correct answer now, 15.83
0:38 that “two beak toucan” is a real animal. Though it’s not called a two beak toucan. It’s a hornbill that’s poorly depicted.
I like how Robin's description is just "the"
the
the
the
The
the
Those "beard" t-shirts; not sure about his, but the logo on hers is definitely a flat overlay.
[] There was a public building where I used to live which had a disabled lift - but no button to call the lift down and no intercom to tell the person at reception that you needed the lift. You had to go up the steps to tell them that you couldn't get up the steps and needed to use the lift.
"No one plays it- How- Okay, number one, why are they repping the west side? Number two,..."
-Damien 11:47
8:20 Damien. Did you only see those handles and not the fact that one cabinet door was different?
Oh my God the first one is square I didn’t notice it oh my God
I NOTICED THAT LOL
My question is, why don't they make the soap-holders slightly higher in the front? Are they trying to kill us from slipping on soap in the shower?
Because they wouldn’t drain.. if they made the ridges higher at the front whilst the grooves sloped down to the front, it would all be good, but that’s probably far too complicated..
@@ukuleletyke its cause houses settle and its sloped cause of trhat put a cup of water on the base of your tub and if its not level witrh the rim you have your answer
The ridges are supposed to be level, while the grooves are slanted to let out water. It was either installed wrong, or the way changed and made it slant
yes, yes they are
23:54 is a mistranslation. It is actually supposed to say "Jesus," which makes more sense.
1:03:07 I'll assume that's a problem because the killer's identity is supposed to be a mystery in the film, but the credits just show that right away.
I think it's called X-ray or something, it's a thing Amazon prime does, it pops up every time you pause and lists all the actors in the scene and sometimes gives little fun facts so if you pause before the killer is revealed it spoils the mystery
@@dragonwaffles6856 it is called X-ray
I think this is on Paramount because my aunt said something similar on her Snapchat if you pause it it tells you what actors are in the scene and who plays them
my favorite, GIANT SLABS
Shush bot!
@@spamtondgamer5435 i hate bots
Ugh. Same!
46:21 "disease moist lung slime" I will call mucus that everyday now
32:53
woody looks like he stubbed his toe and buzz is just saluting his toe that probably got stubbed to death
49:27
I cant even explain how hard i laughed on this one
i literally dropped my laptop
Sans got the headpats
That "Paris" globe had me nearly dying. I think I tasted my own blood, from laughing too hard.
25:15 yeah, cause it's referring to the absorbency, not the actual dimensions of the product. Light, super, and super plus are all approximately the same size since, y'know, _flow_ has nothing to do with _size_ .
I just realized about 45 minutes into the vid that there *is* background music and you guys didn't forget it and now I'm contemplating life
The annoying thing about 22:39 is that there's another pole in the background that is ALSO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PATH.
19:12 I have this cup full of milk right now and the confetti gets colorful when you fill it up
DAMIEN’S LAUGH FREAKING NEVER GETS OLD!!!🤣🤣🤣 3:57
What the roof doin’
T R U T H
1:02:57
Because it was supposed to be a mystery, and at the beginning of the movie, amazon shows you that that guy is the killer.
And that's why I don't watch murder mysteries there.
1:56 That’s not buzz light-year that’s Luzz yight-bēar
3:42 It looks a secretarial desk. One side has normal drawers. The other side (shown) mirrors the 3 drawers but is a single door that hides a mechanism (apparently removed from this one, since they stopped making Selectrics like 40 years ago) which has a spring-loaded slide out shelf that holds a 50# IBM Selectric (or equivalent) typewriter. Once you pull it out, it pops up to desk height for typing. A stereotypical 60's 100# typist would need to be careful pushing it back down to put away, she might not have the mass to do it. And she should completely not go anywhere near it if there's no typewriter on it, she'd beat Alan Shepard into space.
the fake drawrs are just decrorative its not tht deep
Great, so thrilled to know that the bathroom I've had nightmares about since I was a kid actually exists :P
At 23:05
T R U T H
Buzz and woody at 32:53 had me ABSOLUTELY wheezing so hard last night 😂😂😂
Lexi's voice makes my brain do the happy chemicals
7:44 “dude it’s sinep”
OP: "I got hit with the blinding youtube logo!"
Digital artists: I have no such weaknesses.
1:03:05 The crappy design is that it's showing the cast as they appear on screen for the first time. You can see the time remaining in the bottom right, the movie has almost an hour and a half to go and they're spoiling who the killer is for you.
1:02:57
The crappy design is that, with some things, when you pause it shows what actors play what characters. They aren't at the end of the show/movie yet, they don't know who the killer is, and now the tv gave it away by not using a different name.
31:48 in Russia, you do not graduate high school. HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATES YOU.
I'm suddenly ill, yet reopening this video to Damien laughing at the new Monster House has cured my soul for today.
4:57 dude if you stick your head in that bear or whatever it looks like its about to use Epitaph to defeat italian teenagers because his daughter is still alive
@Yo no, it is a part 5 reference
@Yo I like JoJo,
hey wanna talk on discord bout jojo?
doppio... my sweet sweet doppio.
DAAAARURURURURURU DAAAAAAAAAAARURURYRURURURUURURURU
4:07 he thinks he's the minecraft villager
29:44 that's one of the Golden Girls im fucking crying
me,a media designer in his 1st semester: *taking notes of what NOT TO DO*
Your name was so similar to my name that I saw the LYNN and I was like is your name Evelyn but then I left and I saw it said faelynn
14:14 Actually, masks for surgery were made to keep blood off of the surgeon's face.
19:06 i actually have these cups! they’re pretty cool, they come in five colors and when you put a cold drink in it the confetti changes to whatever color it is, although when not in use it does look…interesting, to say the least
19:37 I HAVE YHAT HEADBAND KM CRYING 💀💀
I wish you a happyb irthday
Happy B irthday!
I just bought the "Whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend *HORSE* " shirt. Thanks for increasing my already way to big supply of funny graphic t-shirts, EmKay crew!
17:00 originally it was the lowest point but over time the ground sinks and raises and usually infrastructure like sewers prevents the ground from lowering, so the ground around the drains ends up lowering and the drain is no longer effective. Modern designs have compound mesh to fix this problem but this is most likely an older drain
17:09 I know a similar place. The actual hole thing (it’s not a curb so it goes straight down) is in a depression in the ground. HOWEVER, there’s a small problem. It’s on a tiny hill of concrete, so while it’s under the rest of the ground height, it’s acytually the same level. Above a depression in the ground.
Actually it’s a storm drain, it’s for big floods only, it’s not a sewer
Bruh I'm trying to load the dishwasher while watching this and I'm literally trying to not collapse from laughter at the same time lmao. Why are crappy designs so funny to me? 😂😂
I like how he put "THE ABSOLUTE WORST" not best to signify that these crappy designs were so bad they had to all be put in one video
I owned the hydro power water gun and it's as bad of a product as it is a risk to getting your parents pulled over, mine didn't even fuckin work properly without forcing open the end where the water comes out, because it wasn't even punched out correctly.
5:41 As a Long Islander I can confirm we are state 51.
Finally some recognition
38:05, i have a car that does that too, except the "accept" button is small. and it also covers the entire screen.
"Monster house 2" got me so good I woke up my neighbor laughing. I kinda feel bad but at the same time, thank you for bringing this into my life
39:41
Just fyi: "Koks" is German slang for cocaine.
It's also coal for heating old ovens. Which is also called Koks. 😉
Koks means cooks in Dutch
5:33 Why is Michigan 2 different colors?
Also, I can't get over that Adorpion shirt at 28:41.
Finally, how is the shortcut for copy going to protect my computer at 1:08:09?
Idk why but I just found the way Damian said “monkeys on them” at 29:22
It made me laugh so much
19:28 plot twist : the creature looking guy is uncle roy
4:20 (the guy named jack) help
41:04 the broom looks like that because they use stronger plastic bristles for durability and then they split the fibers at the tip to help trap the dirt and dust better meaning less sweeping the same spot to move the dirt.
yea well it still just gets stuck to it god bromms piss me off lmao
The drawer is actually for kids to hide when they're in danger
What drawer
@@LaserKatze you guys probably call that cupboard
13:06 burt sAMPSOn
Damien: "tried"
Robin "THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Damien: "Damien 2.0"
Lexi: "The Sexi one"
Damien: "WHY ME AGAIN"
3:54 looks like Patrick when he is about to say "no im dirty dan" to SpongeBob
23:05 is actually the exact kinda bathroom they had at the juvie I stayed about a year in, though switch it around a bit.
The more I watch, the more silly everything is, and I'm laughing so hard at the weirdest stuff now.
I stopped watching an EmKay video to WATCH THIS EMKAY VIDEO
Same
The wheelchair ramp thing: before you actually go out about the town with a wheelchair user, you dont realise HOW MUCH of society expects wheelchair users to have carers with them.
As in, these things are all built with the expectation that wheelchair users could not possibly be grown adults living their own lives.
And it unnecessarily becomes a self fulfilling prophecy
The one about the Julian calendar hits deep. I work at a grocery store and every so often we find julian dates. It is both infuriating and idiotic in my opinion.
19:59 got me so good, I nearly suffocated of laughter
Same. I had no right being so damn funny. 😂
omg this got me so hard.. i WANT that shirt xD
h o r s e
0:50 Maybe they meant that he’s gay and only dating her to appear straight. So she would be his “beard”.
21:03 I'd like a whole EmKay video with Robin doing this accent the whole video
20:19
I have a mess kit with a far superior version of this where the spoon is on one end and on the other end is the fork, which has a toothed edge that works as a knife
1:02:57 That is a thing on Amazon Prime where it says who plays who in the PAUSE MENU at ANY POINT IN THE MOVIE and now the entire movie just got spoiled. Sucks to be them!
17:05 that is actually done on purpose so when it rains a lot dosent overload the draining system
10:18 i gently ask you to cease your current movimentation
First time seeing your videos and I'm hooked. The laughter is so contagious! 😂😂😂 New subscriber here!
Ah finally
A collection of the subreddit that perfectly describes me
ok this is just sad lmao
@@tarniafela6955 I don't get why bots are thing
Also that website name is terrifying
@@0brick85 ikr there’s so many bots nowadays
A crappy design 😀
0:27 its qarquebue
21:10 “mke cuy is moe”
I love that whole "three bagpipes and an accordian" to protect the doggos thing.