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  • @bees3001
    @bees3001 Год назад +1421

    Emkay had one job, and that is to entertain.
    And they nailed it

    • @Expertsmap_2
      @Expertsmap_2 Год назад +15

      underrated comment

    • @i_amnotfauna
      @i_amnotfauna Год назад +23

      ​@@Expertsmap_2not anymore now that it's pinned

    • @TheaterCryptid
      @TheaterCryptid Год назад +7

      The first line of the description isn't agreeing with the accuracy /hj
      I've been trying to figure out if it was done on purpose or not and I really don't know.

    • @KinkajouDeRainwonk
      @KinkajouDeRainwonk Год назад +3

      W bee

    • @dominikinfante9002
      @dominikinfante9002 Год назад +1

      BEES3001

  • @andre_601
    @andre_601 Год назад +393

    I recall a professor once saying this beautiful quote:
    "This is a human brain. And it's quite a cool piece of nature. And some people want to keep it as clean and mint-condition as possible, so they barely use it."

    • @KennyMcCormick69_420
      @KennyMcCormick69_420 8 месяцев назад +10

      I just made this 80 likes bc it was annoying me that it was 79. I hate that number. Anyway, lovely comment 😃👍

    • @mell0wzgmd
      @mell0wzgmd 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@KennyMcCormick69_420same with 114

    • @RocketWeaponsGuy
      @RocketWeaponsGuy 8 месяцев назад +4

      121 likes is 11². Its neat.

    • @devilnier
      @devilnier 6 месяцев назад +1

      Grapes is my favorite x food

    • @Perfect-cell9
      @Perfect-cell9 3 месяца назад +1

      And this is the hahagefawchuckleomalis

  • @elijahpatterson2596
    @elijahpatterson2596 Год назад +130

    Can we appreciate the bus driver at 1:24 had the awareness to stop before the thing collapsed? That saves someone's life, maybe even multiple people's lives.

  • @NafrytiNosferatu
    @NafrytiNosferatu Год назад +21

    4:22 These are ear buds for VR Headsets, the headphone jack is up by the Forehead on the Index and just in front of the cheek under the Quest 2. They're designed like this to minimize the amount of hanging wires to catch on your controllers, hands, or anything else around you as you play in VR.

  • @prjndigo
    @prjndigo 9 месяцев назад +8

    the microfence is a property line indicator that has to have a survey to be installed. When I pulled out my fence I left the mid-yard gate with its posts and the post and run along the fence to the end without chain link on it because the neighbor's wood fence has a tendency to blow over: as long as the corners and ends of runs are still where they were installed it is still legally a fence and doesn't need a new survey.

  • @ThorinWolf
    @ThorinWolf Год назад +228

    31:27 Advice: DO NOT try to land on water. At terminal velocity, it's like hitting concrete. You could also hit the bottom of the body of water and be in even greater trouble, especially since your legs are now broken. It is generally advisable to head for a haystack, feet first on landing. You'll likely break your legs, but you may just survive, especially since your head won't hit anything hard.

    • @errorhostnotfound1165
      @errorhostnotfound1165 Год назад +15

      Seems like you would need a pretty big haystack or else you would fly through it and into the ground

    • @ThorinWolf
      @ThorinWolf Год назад +26

      @@errorhostnotfound1165 they're already quite dense and quite compressive. You don't really get handmade ones anymore (at least over here), so you can trust their density.

    • @guywholovemaps1591
      @guywholovemaps1591 Год назад +1

      That’s not 17 ; it’s 16 in Arabic 45:46

    • @iffracem
      @iffracem Год назад +13

      You and Emkay are missing the obvious, the label for hitting haystacks is on the water picture, the label for hitting water is on the haystack picture.

    • @timohara7717
      @timohara7717 9 месяцев назад

      You can just paraglide or use 1 iron 6 wood to make a shield and parry the ground

  • @Ottavari
    @Ottavari Год назад +273

    An all Damien video is a blessing from EmKay.

  • @AlexFoobar104
    @AlexFoobar104 Год назад +115

    26:22 is actually correct as far as I can tell. "Dialog im Dunkeln" means "Dialogue in he dark" in german. That's a museum in Vienna where you get guided through complete darkness by a blind person.
    Partypooper mode off.

    • @bowser1166
      @bowser1166 Год назад +10

      It’s about the Braille underneath. Good luck reading that.

    • @thymecrafter
      @thymecrafter 8 месяцев назад

      alright then I will give me a time stamp

    • @communications23
      @communications23 4 месяца назад

      @@bowser1166 It says the same thing. That's what braille is for.

    • @bowser1166
      @bowser1166 4 месяца назад

      @@communications23 Duh, and how are you supposed to read Braille on a totally flat surface? Braille isn’t supposed to be read visually, it’s no use that way…

    • @gentuxable
      @gentuxable 4 месяца назад +1

      @@bowser1166 Duh, it's just decoration/artwork for people not blind. No blind person would even expect that there's a line of text to read in Braille. Nobody sane walks around town touching billboards to find something to read. Let alone some of them are covered by glas anyway. The only places where Braille makes sense is where people would naturally touch like on doorposts or handrails.

  • @Grandbee7182
    @Grandbee7182 10 месяцев назад +30

    0:22 baby needs beer and wine

  • @Shinypancake0
    @Shinypancake0 5 месяцев назад +10

    1 hour of pure, unfiltered Damien. its awesome.

  • @WARREN_G_III_Official
    @WARREN_G_III_Official Год назад +86

    10:09 I watched a video from a pilot explaining this clip with the loose window over a year ago. Apparently, if I remember correctly, despite this being terrifying for many people, aside from slight decrease in interior pressure, there was no real danger, and depending on the plane, it may be common which is why the windows are usually multi-layered.

    • @carstekoch
      @carstekoch Год назад +20

      It's fine.
      It's just the inner lining. Basically a scratch and dirt protection for the actual window pane. It shouldn't have any effect on the pressure.

  • @Aloofgoblinoid
    @Aloofgoblinoid Год назад +46

    Re: timestamp 37:15 Was taking an online test for something I needed professionally about 15 years ago, kept giving me wrong answers despite entering the right answer based on the instructions. I screenshot each phase of the test, got into the web script, and found who published the website. Had an attorney send them a strongly worded letter. No answer, no fix to the test. Reported them to the appropriate beaurocratic offices for malpractice on the website. 2 weeks later I got an "after review of..." letter inviting me to retake the test on paper at no cost to me and the site was "under construction."

  • @metadragon6209
    @metadragon6209 Год назад +162

    Not to be a nerd, but that battery number was the negative 64-bit integer limit, so it's not completely random.

    • @voidseeker4394
      @voidseeker4394 Год назад

      So it was charged to MAXINT64 %, and then charged one more percent? That's unfortunate...

    • @ProShidder
      @ProShidder 7 месяцев назад +10

      NERRRRRRRRRRRRD.

    • @karmmaroo
      @karmmaroo 6 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@ProShidder 🤓

    • @eliestor3691
      @eliestor3691 6 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@ProShidderif you even wondered how far Minecraft is, pretty sure you have heard of this number

    • @ProShidder
      @ProShidder 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@eliestor3691 No I haven't, I rarely play Minecraft anymore, if I do it's because of a lack of internet.

  • @RESTOREMADAMQUEENYOUCOWARDS
    @RESTOREMADAMQUEENYOUCOWARDS 2 дня назад +1

    Ive been searching for months for a full-damian video, and HERE IT IS! With the best subreddit.

  • @AshtonSnapp
    @AshtonSnapp Год назад +14

    12:30 I feel like, at this restaurant, if you ran into the wrong bathroom they’d be understanding.

  • @arthurlavigne9859
    @arthurlavigne9859 Год назад +50

    Regarding the US Mail, I have a story to share from my experience as a letter carrier years ago during training. We were being instructed on package handling when the postal trainer picked up a box labeled "fragile handle with care." Unfortunately, instead of handling it delicately, he carelessly tossed the box into a bin approximately six feet away, resulting in the sound of shattering glass. It was at that moment he informed us, "The sender may have included those instructions, but they didn't pay for special handling, so you are not obligated to follow them." Additionally, he took a large envelope marked "do not bend" and proceeded to fold it, emphasizing, "Again, no special handling was paid for, so if folding is necessary to fit it in their mailbox, go ahead!" While I suspect this scenario was staged for training purposes, it effectively conveyed to us letter carriers that unless an official stamp denoting payment for special handling was present, we were instructed not to treat it any differently from regular mail.

    • @furdiburd
      @furdiburd Год назад +12

      That hurt to read! Imagine buying the newest tablet and getting it bented 😢

    • @KrispyKalamari
      @KrispyKalamari Год назад +17

      You shouldn’t treat REGULAR packages like that! Wtf?

    • @arthurlavigne9859
      @arthurlavigne9859 Год назад +13

      @@KrispyKalamari I agree, it almost encouraged us to abuse mail and I didn't stay a letter carrier for not long after this, but that is a whole other story.

    • @arthurlavigne9859
      @arthurlavigne9859 Год назад +8

      @@furdiburd Like I said i think it was staged to get the point across and I am sure tablets get shipped now with special handling as a given. This was 1988, things might have changed.

    • @vibrantgleam
      @vibrantgleam 23 дня назад

      NO. NO NO NO NO NO. THIS IS PAINFUL.

  • @MiloMiller-film
    @MiloMiller-film Год назад +27

    "Dark" is the one of the best Tv series out there - and the whole mirrored images thing is a recurring motif across the show. The entire opening sequence is a bunch of psychedelic mirrored images.

  • @konmanman-p7e
    @konmanman-p7e Год назад +241

    EmKay produces some of the best and funniest content ever.

  • @LarsDVDTimeYT
    @LarsDVDTimeYT 10 месяцев назад +18

    This is what your mom calls “Darth Maul at Home”: 2:23

  • @GaMeHaAn
    @GaMeHaAn Год назад +65

    3:30 the ramp isn't for the handicapped, it is there to make you handicapped

    • @emeraldz2
      @emeraldz2 4 месяца назад +4

      underrated

  • @TikkaQrow
    @TikkaQrow Год назад +14

    10:11 As scary as that clip seems, it's perfectly fine.
    The inside window on airplanes exist only to keep people from touching/damaging the very expensive outside windows and are meant to be replaceable.
    Those inside ones actually do just pop out and take like a minute and $10 to replace.
    The outside windows, which can get VERY VERY cold, -54°C (-65°F), are very expensive. You don't want passengers touching those.

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles Год назад +290

    A compilation with no one but Damien? Nice.

  • @se21_psych0
    @se21_psych0 11 месяцев назад +4

    33:31
    "Yeah hi can I get a burger with pickles on the side"

  • @emilysmith2965
    @emilysmith2965 10 месяцев назад +3

    54:04 this is probably supposed to say being DEAF did not stop Beethoven from writing music. Being dead certainly did 🤣

  • @CraftyLilSoto
    @CraftyLilSoto Год назад +68

    An hour of Damien? Yes please!

  • @gramathy999
    @gramathy999 Год назад +43

    the inner windows on planes are basically just decorative to protect the outer windows from stupid passengers. It being loose isn't a big deal.

    • @Davian2073
      @Davian2073 Год назад

      But still, it scares me

    • @Davian2073
      @Davian2073 Год назад

      ​@RCKING97Yeah, and air pressure won't kill you

    • @RegenTonnenEnte
      @RegenTonnenEnte 8 месяцев назад

      I mean it even usually has a hole in it.

  • @JadianRadiator
    @JadianRadiator Год назад +19

    22:00
    Remember little plastic table/shape that came with your pizza?
    That plastic table is there to prevent this.

    • @Medium4343
      @Medium4343 Год назад +4

      Respect to the worker putting the table there

  • @nos9784
    @nos9784 Год назад +4

    13:35
    Train tracks: do you see the rust?
    Those are not in use- happens a lot in countries stupid enough to scale back their railroads.
    The concrete does not hurt anyone.

    • @gentuxable
      @gentuxable 4 месяца назад +1

      But the tracks look recently built, look how white the ties are.

    • @doomsdayrabbit4398
      @doomsdayrabbit4398 3 месяца назад

      Like the US?

  • @that-one-kid-420
    @that-one-kid-420 Год назад +8

    19:58 are bro gonna ignore Thursday 38th💀

  • @Just_a_commenter
    @Just_a_commenter Год назад +173

    Love hearing Damien in these longer videos :3

  • @kindagamer525
    @kindagamer525 Год назад +32

    16:06
    Damien: What's your favorite food that starts with x?
    Me: Grapes.
    Damien: If it's grapes you're banned off the channel.
    Me: Oh. I'll see myself out then.

  • @flashcraft_
    @flashcraft_ Год назад +51

    i love how he makes reddit 100x more enjoyable

  • @GunGuntheking
    @GunGuntheking 4 месяца назад +6

    14:22 every time when we played Kahoot in class my best friend would always go so mad that he would get sent to the principals office, one day he broke the doorknob

    • @simonchaosthefart
      @simonchaosthefart 4 месяца назад

      O ya

    • @Fizzypop.bowie123
      @Fizzypop.bowie123 3 месяца назад

      ​@simonchaosthefart why did i read that like the kool aid man?

    • @GunGuntheking
      @GunGuntheking Месяц назад +1

      @@Fizzypop.bowie123 OOOOOOOHHHH *YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!*

  • @aurispheresounds2285
    @aurispheresounds2285 9 месяцев назад +1

    "Look out, its's the Yieed, wouldn't want to get on the bad side of the Yieed road"
    Thats just gold. straight comedy gold.

  • @iifrozenfireii1887
    @iifrozenfireii1887 Год назад +20

    Just gotta say…
    At 21:30, it says the serving size is 2 gummies, and there are 30 servings per container. 60 gummies total. Directions say fully chew two gummies daily, meaning 30 days of gummies. I do find it amusing that it says “one a day” on the front, though.

    • @graysonhopkins6022
      @graysonhopkins6022 Год назад +1

      I thought the same thing when I saw it

    • @beanorama
      @beanorama 5 месяцев назад

      @@graysonhopkins6022 Exactly lol

  • @MussoliniSpaghetti
    @MussoliniSpaghetti Год назад +25

    36:37 "Ive seen these balls before" -Damien 2023

  • @mullisaukko423
    @mullisaukko423 Год назад +12

    3:12 I like how instead of using a bowl, they got a shrimp tank (yup thats a shrimp tank, too small for fish but big enough for cherry shrimp) and put gravel in there and even DECORATED it. gotta have some enrichment for the phone

  • @ethereal_doodles7120
    @ethereal_doodles7120 5 месяцев назад +3

    35:26 I speak Norwegian and "toalett" actually means "restroom", I love imagining it as a typo of toilet though

  • @skamtebordv
    @skamtebordv 10 месяцев назад +2

    if bro said nickers the entire british are gonna pull out their knives and pull up on his house

  • @soonergaming4747
    @soonergaming4747 Год назад +14

    I’m a Chick-fil-A employee, those sandwiches were just made fresh, that’s why the cheese melted, and the pickles are on the bottom bun, and you probably went in 10 minutes before closing

  • @andrewblair859
    @andrewblair859 Год назад +38

    4:06 Man, what a wonderful laugh.

    • @Iike_tonk
      @Iike_tonk 6 месяцев назад +1

      I sounded like a dolphin😂😂😂😂

  • @errorhostnotfound1165
    @errorhostnotfound1165 Год назад +9

    19:47 it is completely useless, but you have to remember that someone put that there. Someone had to take the time to drive the poles into the ground and somehow still thought "yeah, this works"

  • @alpheaowl7573
    @alpheaowl7573 Год назад +13

    Why does Damian sound like an A10 warthog sometimes, like he goes **BRRRRRRT** and then starts wheezing

    • @AAC_Stuff
      @AAC_Stuff Год назад +1

      If Damian was in the A F hed be a good A10 anyway cuz he pounds people with laughs

  • @birdgirl97_2
    @birdgirl97_2 10 месяцев назад +1

    21:47 serving size is 2 gummies servings per container is 30 gummies therefore, there are 60 gummies in total.

  • @CrimsonsHorseLife
    @CrimsonsHorseLife 7 месяцев назад +7

    I have a ruler that goes “9 11 10” I dread to think how many times I’ve accidentally drawn the wrong length because we had that ruler for years before noticing 💀

  • @makingmemesat3AM
    @makingmemesat3AM Год назад +18

    31:43 THAT IS THE WORST IDEA POSSIBLE. FIrst of all, Water is incredibly dense, 1 g/cm^3. If you don't know how heavy that is, just thing back to the last time you carried a full bucket and how heavy that felt. If you landed in the water from 30,000 ft then it would be like slamming into cobblestone, tarmac or concrete. you would die. Especially due to your unaerodynamic shape as a human. Birds which regularly dive, especially into water would have a better chance at surviving

    • @bobczech7774
      @bobczech7774 9 месяцев назад +1

      Even if you did survive you still wouldn't be able to get out of the water due to all the injuries you get

  • @RandomShtick2
    @RandomShtick2 Год назад +16

    I was watching this at 2:00 am in the morning, resulting in me laughing to tears at everything. Everything.

  • @Nyerguds
    @Nyerguds Год назад +7

    The yellow lines are temporary traffic indicators used in areas where they are working on the road. They are generally taped onto the road, which explains why wet weather and cars driving over them often make them warp and move around in weird scrunched up shapes.

  • @gabbyz-w0rld
    @gabbyz-w0rld Год назад +1

    57 minutes of just Damien. This is amazing.

  • @Isac_SHD
    @Isac_SHD Год назад +1

    The beer and baby thing is actually a marketing strategy because a research is done with dads and often after they come home from work they buy diapers for their babies and some beer.

  • @TheCasualGuy2
    @TheCasualGuy2 Год назад +24

    I love how Dick Smith was featured twice in this

  • @leeyenherngcalebpeircess6121
    @leeyenherngcalebpeircess6121 Год назад +18

    0:51 it's not a mistake... *_It's a REVOLUTION_*

    • @TaniaRocha_tsr
      @TaniaRocha_tsr Год назад +5

      It is indeed not a mistake. That's part of a tile artistic installation on a subway station in Lisbon, with a lot of intentionally "misapplied" tile patterns of old nobility people. :)

  • @PachaJosh
    @PachaJosh Год назад +8

    For damien: the internals of a plane are all for your own comfort. None of it is needed for the plane to safely function.

  • @Chaosonic
    @Chaosonic 10 месяцев назад +1

    At 33:20, on construction sites, they don't actually use paint for the temporary lines; they use a very heavy duty yellow tape. It makes it easier when they have to move the lines around a lot. Sometimes it can get scraped up by heavier vehicles, tho.

  • @cortz9487
    @cortz9487 11 месяцев назад +2

    Imagine Damien travelling to just get the big cheese from Woolworths

  • @NocturnalPyro
    @NocturnalPyro Год назад +5

    10:14 this one is actually fine, the inner window is only there for insulation the outer window is what handles the pressure, so safety wise it's not a problem.

  • @slothpw
    @slothpw Год назад +25

    EmKay had one job changing the description from r/Insaneparents to r/OneJob

  • @lenseeing829
    @lenseeing829 Год назад +10

    16:31 This is my childhood drink right there, always had this whenever there's special event. Now I buy this because its cheap and still great than other cheap choco milk brands

  • @Normalavgeekaviation
    @Normalavgeekaviation 11 месяцев назад +1

    The cheese at 17:06 is in a Australian and New Zealand supermarket chain called “Woolworths” in Australia and “Countdown” in New Zealand

  • @James-Alai
    @James-Alai 29 дней назад +2

    When I was 17 I went to a concert and I had explosive diarrhea so I ran into the stall and went full grenade mode. As i was going- loudly- I heard a clop clop so I looked through the crack of the door and saw a couple pairs of high heals. I realized that I was in the girls bathroom. I didn't know what to do so I pulled my shirt over my face, screamed and sprinted out of the bathroom. I don't remember why I decided to write this.

  • @BlueGuy49
    @BlueGuy49 Год назад +22

    0:13 clorox be like: WE DO NOT CARE

  • @rosiefay7283
    @rosiefay7283 Год назад +11

    5:36 We all know what the fourth F is and that it's taboo. This is intentional.

  • @lucaslevelups9592
    @lucaslevelups9592 Год назад +10

    0:27 This seems like an integer overflow where the number has got over the signed 64-bit integer limit and wrapped all the way around to that number (negative 64-bit integer limit)

    • @bobczech7774
      @bobczech7774 Год назад

      yes, 64 is 9223372036854775807. Add one to it on a 64 bit CPU and you have the same number.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Год назад

      Still have to memorize that one, I got the 127, 32785 and ~2.14 billion down

    • @bobczech7774
      @bobczech7774 Год назад

      32767*

    • @amog8235
      @amog8235 10 месяцев назад

      WHAT DOES THAT EVEN SAY?! 92 QUINTILLION?

  • @Poetawesomendo
    @Poetawesomendo 8 месяцев назад +3

    6:25 can’t believe the summer of 2000 was almost 17 years ago….

    • @Poetawesomendo
      @Poetawesomendo Месяц назад

      @JdDanceh_but.its_fanya don’t say?

  • @craftypotato9792
    @craftypotato9792 11 дней назад +1

    13:00 It's a commissary. They are military versions of walmart built on military bases. The budget is not a problem...

  • @PunkiDaNightcrawler
    @PunkiDaNightcrawler Год назад +18

    The emkay gods have come down to bless us with the best subredit, for 57 minutes.

  • @m72j32
    @m72j32 Год назад +10

    23:16 it says "UNCUT" too lmfao 🤣

  • @TheCrateOfLemons
    @TheCrateOfLemons Год назад +5

    "The fact that these are giant slabs of cheese. Is this for commercial use?" My guy, have you never used a cheese grater? I'm worried about you now.

  • @Vitreous78
    @Vitreous78 16 дней назад

    Both human and AI error in this compilation, and both not only a sign of comedy, but also a tragic symbol of imperfection

  • @littlehousebrower7752
    @littlehousebrower7752 8 месяцев назад

    5:18 That brings a whole new meaning to "butter scraped over too much bread."

  • @windee5714
    @windee5714 Год назад +12

    5:19 is that banana for scale

  • @mr_flor
    @mr_flor Год назад +7

    3:47 Looks good?! Bro... There's no way in this Universes in which THIS LOOKS GOOD!!!😭😭😭😭

  • @jonincannon
    @jonincannon Год назад +20

    I’m so behind on the World wars, I’ve gotta find time to catch up on the series.

    • @flyingdoggo9887
      @flyingdoggo9887 Год назад

      it got really good in season 3 (spoilers in read more)
      nukes!

    • @Davian2073
      @Davian2073 Год назад

      World War 111 is about to release years after World War 11 was first released

  • @ryanfroon
    @ryanfroon Год назад +1

    'Dialog im Dunkeln' is German for Dialogue in the dark

  • @RuffrunnerHaddock-mf9nn
    @RuffrunnerHaddock-mf9nn 8 месяцев назад +1

    9:24 WHAT?? I didn't even know we had the third one!! Where was I?

  • @Soviet_Man56
    @Soviet_Man56 Год назад +19

    5:58 That got me laughing for so long

  • @hinzster
    @hinzster Год назад +4

    Toalett is perfectly correct in some countries. It's not "you had one job", it was more of "I only speak American!"

  • @HimitsuYami
    @HimitsuYami Год назад +4

    For the noclip part, the fun thing is while it (obviously) doesn't matter IRL, in Final Fantasy XIV, that would be totally usable because in housing areas, if you walk into something long enough without your actual position changing, the game will disable collision with it for you so you absolutely could walk right in (assuming you don't also phase through the floor/stairs)

  • @matthew-reborn
    @matthew-reborn 17 дней назад

    16:28 for people who are wondering what a chuckie is: its a Filipino drink that is stored in a carton, its chocolate milk and my sisters child REALLY loves it

  • @thogameskanaal
    @thogameskanaal 10 месяцев назад +2

    35:38 that's right. He asked to remain anonymous. I don't see the problem here...

  • @connordymond2157
    @connordymond2157 Год назад +7

    24:00 omg the actual horror of that one

  • @veritysmiler6634
    @veritysmiler6634 Год назад +7

    17:00 Thats either in Australia or New Zealand. It's in a supermarket chain called Countdown (It's called Woolworths in Aussie, I can tell from the logo on the packet.). We don't have "Cheddar" or "American" cheese, (well, we do, but we prefer these ones) we have big ol' slabs of "Tasty" "Mild" and "Edam". It's like how in Canada they have bags of milk, and over here, we have big bricks of cheese. It's easier to grate, and srsly, freshly grated Tasty is my comfort food. I swear, if you grew up in NZ or Aussie, and your mums making pizza for dinner, you have grabbed a handful of cheese off the chopping board and shoved it in your mouth when she wasn't looking, if you say you haven't, you're either lactose intolerant, weird, or lying.

    • @MarbleSquare422
      @MarbleSquare422 Год назад +1

      It's also called Woolworths in South Africa

  • @evanstevens7918
    @evanstevens7918 Год назад +8

    4:53 those kids dodged a bullet they almost had to watch detective pikachu

    • @evanstevens7918
      @evanstevens7918 Год назад

      I have to add at 10:15 that window isnt broke its just loose happens from time to time and btw that window isnt going to break its more likely to break on the ground than in the air most likely going to get repaired after that flight and those windows are special there are two windows there not one and honestly the inner part of the jet you see actually doesnt need to be there its just to cover up the metal and wires and other stuff

    • @B.L.U.S
      @B.L.U.S Год назад +1

      Hey Pikachu himself is pretty cute
      Why do I hear saliva?
      Nope Nope nope so much nope
      Good by humanity I thought we made nice things but it seams not bye!(activate c4 on my feet)

  • @fsythy
    @fsythy Год назад +6

    44:45 that's my country's national tv channel

  • @Kanthros-kreations
    @Kanthros-kreations Год назад +1

    22:49 I worked in a pizza restaurant for 9 years...the amount of times I fucked up the slice and had to shamefully slice again is immense. I've also missed the center and accidentally took out a tiny triangle of pizza out of the center lmao

  • @lulzyiethelulzzer89
    @lulzyiethelulzzer89 Год назад +11

    2:01 apparently the campaign wasn't too cool to do drugs.

  • @goldenwerewolf5579
    @goldenwerewolf5579 Год назад +6

    45:56 it’s not 17 Oreos, it’s says x16 Oreos in arabic, so there is nothing wrong with it

  • @PastelScoops
    @PastelScoops Год назад +7

    40:36 plot twist: that's medication to help with OCD

  • @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
    @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 5 месяцев назад

    21:29
    You put more thought into that than 80% of my patients.
    You gave me hope.

  • @CelestialStrawberriesYT
    @CelestialStrawberriesYT 8 месяцев назад

    “And speaking of upside down, nice”
    You’re right in more ways than one 💀

  • @adumbooctopus1115
    @adumbooctopus1115 Год назад +8

    35:18 haha, I made that post :)

  • @NicetimeNicetimetonot
    @NicetimeNicetimetonot Год назад +6

    I love how in every one of these the voice actor always gets lots of love from the comments

  • @noajohansson8023
    @noajohansson8023 Год назад +8

    The toalett is toilet in swedish so if that is in Sweden it is not suposed to be on the subreddit

  • @average_enby
    @average_enby 11 месяцев назад

    Damien, a note about the cheese at 17:24
    Giant bricks of cheese like that are used mainly for shredding or slicing. :D

  • @MelonGuy27
    @MelonGuy27 Год назад +7

    4:13 VERY FUNNY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @phydur3056
    @phydur3056 Год назад +5

    40:48 I probably don't need to say this, but since he asked, I'm pretty sure it's a baby changing station. It is weird that the parent is kneeling, though.

    • @Noblp
      @Noblp 10 месяцев назад

      No, it’s not. It’s a “seats for parents with small children” sign. Just rotate it 90° counterclockwise. We have them in public transport right next to a parking spot for baby carriage. It is “one job” moment 😂

  • @zamorskiii374
    @zamorskiii374 Год назад +8

    14:48 fanta specifically makes such blue labels inverted (I remember ad with this)

    • @myfishcalledbobble6923
      @myfishcalledbobble6923 5 месяцев назад

      yeah i think it means like "this fanta turns your world upside down" i think it was ukranian bc i had one of those too

  • @Future_nebula
    @Future_nebula Год назад +14

    1:01 if you can’t tell what it is, it’s just war

  • @notvivid_YT
    @notvivid_YT 7 месяцев назад

    2:48
    this is the floor where you most likley to get thirsty when its a hot day and you have to walk 2 floors to get up here

  • @eduard162-v1h
    @eduard162-v1h 2 месяца назад

    9:42
    Bottom left corner: how I do things when no one is around:
    Rest of the wall: how I do things when someone is watching me