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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024

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  • @CraftingTableMC
    @CraftingTableMC 2 года назад +2865

    Hey! I have an idea for a video, a mystery subreddit. You don't tell us the name of the subreddit, and we guess it from the video. Thanks and have a happy holiday!

    • @Anakin_-Skywalker
      @Anakin_-Skywalker 2 года назад +85

      Yo that's an amazing idea ngl

    • @cybercritterowo
      @cybercritterowo 2 года назад +49

      r/dankmemes, r/memes, r/funny be like

    • @Bamburfix
      @Bamburfix 2 года назад +44

      @z̷o̷n̷a̷ h̷o̷r̷n̷y̷🔥🤤 fucking WHAT

    • @COAL3SCE
      @COAL3SCE 2 года назад +6

      @UCk8r3-Q2wDi7eWfVhZrlECg BRUH WHAT THE HELL BOY

    • @funtimefoxy8539
      @funtimefoxy8539 2 года назад +14

      r/angryupvote

  • @zuttoaragi8349
    @zuttoaragi8349 2 года назад +1196

    I didn't realize hearing Damien dying of laughter is something I needed so badly.

    • @countryboii4107
      @countryboii4107 2 года назад +22

      I'm laughing at him laughing 🤣

    • @themutesiren5542
      @themutesiren5542 2 года назад +7

      @@countryboii4107 i'm laughing at you laughing at him laughing

    • @countryboii4107
      @countryboii4107 2 года назад +4

      @@themutesiren5542 Im laughing at you laughing at me laughing at him laughing

    • @balzinyojawz4326
      @balzinyojawz4326 2 года назад +5

      I'm laughing at you all laughing at each other

    • @haybaleanimations2758
      @haybaleanimations2758 2 года назад +7

      I'm just laughing. Not at or with anyone, I'm just laughing.

  • @loganstrickler
    @loganstrickler 2 года назад +689

    I'm glad that Damien is actually honest with his thoughts on cursed comments

    • @sumthngcool4221
      @sumthngcool4221 2 года назад +3

      Yeah same

    • @yuvalgabay1023
      @yuvalgabay1023 2 года назад +12

      There is some gems but yaa most of them are holco jokes, grap or vore jokes

    • @vrabb9030
      @vrabb9030 2 года назад +15

      @@yuvalgabay1023 literally it's 70% hitler, 10% grape jokes, 10% disabled jokes and then 30% 'children in my basement' jokes
      i'm as bad at math as i am good at kidnapping children.

    • @flamingdog9207
      @flamingdog9207 Год назад +4

      @@yuvalgabay1023 don't forget the bestiality

    • @dumbahhbisexual
      @dumbahhbisexual Год назад +1

      @@yuvalgabay1023where the fuck did vore jokes come from??

  • @scratchpaper639
    @scratchpaper639 2 года назад +290

    watching Damien die of laughter makes the video so much funnier

    • @relic4460
      @relic4460 2 года назад +1

      Where's the laughter complication?
      Chicken noodle soup for the dopamine addicts, it will be.

  • @jrr7031
    @jrr7031 2 года назад +271

    I missed Damien Lee...his laugh is so infectious. He is literally the only reason I subscribed in the 1st place. Like 3 years agom

    • @cottton
      @cottton 2 года назад +7

      I mean we have zach now and well theyre basically the same person lmao

    • @sufferr2914
      @sufferr2914 2 года назад +2

      Go watch deelee

    • @ongakuwotabeta
      @ongakuwotabeta 2 года назад +2

      @@standuser2094 Damien Lee now

  • @MafiaStrawberryShortcake
    @MafiaStrawberryShortcake 2 года назад +240

    Damien’s laugh gives me life I swear 😂😂

  • @Emanon616
    @Emanon616 2 года назад +199

    Damien's laugh is the most contagious thing on earth.

  • @potato_boy1244
    @potato_boy1244 2 года назад +447

    The first part with Damien was more comedy heaven and not cursed comments

    • @greenbird4497
      @greenbird4497 2 года назад +1

      @z̷o̷n̷a̷ h̷o̷r̷n̷y̷🔥😍 what the heck

    • @potato_boy1244
      @potato_boy1244 2 года назад +4

      @@greenbird4497 they’re spam bots just report it

    • @potato_boy1244
      @potato_boy1244 2 года назад +1

      @dollaraing❤jj bro wtf

    • @nogoodatbeam
      @nogoodatbeam 2 года назад

      @@potato_boy1244 you cant do anything they make new channels

  • @cabideconsumer8374
    @cabideconsumer8374 2 года назад +128

    Damien is the only person keeping me sane

  • @ceejaym1717
    @ceejaym1717 2 года назад +85

    4:51 he smacked his desk so hard the dishes In The sink started shaking

    • @ceejaym1717
      @ceejaym1717 2 года назад +4

      @z̷o̷n̷a̷ h̷o̷r̷n̷y̷🔥😍 why

  • @jakeup0118
    @jakeup0118 2 года назад +94

    I can’t get over Damien’s laugh in the first parts of the video. xD

    • @Vickydtheguy
      @Vickydtheguy 2 года назад +1

      @z̷o̷n̷a̷ h̷o̷r̷n̷y̷🔥😍 no leave

    • @rredy
      @rredy 2 года назад

      Sqme

  • @connexusstudent4144
    @connexusstudent4144 2 года назад +49

    6:00 Holy shit I forgot how good his plankton impression is.

  • @lucaseverett1239
    @lucaseverett1239 2 года назад +63

    Five minutes in and I cry hearing Damien dying of laughter brings back memories of when I first watched an Emkay video
    I know Damien has a channel of his own I am just reminiscing about the past
    P.S I also love Robin,Jack,and Lexi

    • @lucaseverett1239
      @lucaseverett1239 2 года назад +1

      Damien has 2 Chanels technically Deelee basically a Reddit channel with emkay, and Damien Lee his own channel where he does Reddit with face cam and also reacts to other things

    • @Sableye17
      @Sableye17 Год назад

      I'd rather have Damien than lexi. Not a good trade

    • @MothGM
      @MothGM Год назад

      @@Sableye17 whats wrong with lexi?

    • @Sableye17
      @Sableye17 Год назад

      @@MothGM ehh i liked damien more

    • @MothGM
      @MothGM Год назад +1

      @@Sableye17 thats fair but the way you phrased it seemed like you had an issue with lexi specifically

  • @unicornsloth5982
    @unicornsloth5982 2 года назад +42

    Damien has the most contagious laughter of anybody I have ever met

  • @Patamonhope
    @Patamonhope 2 года назад +49

    awesome content as always, cheers me up when ive had a shit day

    • @STermaT
      @STermaT 2 года назад +4

      These bots dont make it better do they

  • @panzerofthelake3389
    @panzerofthelake3389 2 года назад +44

    bro i havent watched this channel for almost 2 years and oh boy im glad i came back
    Edit:Not gonna lie i was having a really bad headache when i woke up and then i remembered a old emkay video i watched over two years ago so i decided to watch a emkay video and because of the amount of joy i had i forgot about my headache to the point that the headache stopped thank you emkay for curing my headache

    • @ragnard0967
      @ragnard0967 2 года назад +2

      Cool comment section isn’t?

  •  2 года назад +12

    That intro is making me have a nostalgic stroke attack.

  • @JackyBurnsides
    @JackyBurnsides 2 года назад +7

    I love hearing someone straight up slap the shit out of their desk in laughter, its amazing.

  • @hollypierce3076
    @hollypierce3076 2 года назад +22

    I have never been so terrified and laughed so much at the same time!

  • @alexandermendoza381
    @alexandermendoza381 2 года назад +24

    The way they cut Robin randomnly is perfect

  • @troyscribner4342
    @troyscribner4342 2 года назад +10

    6:53, pretty sure i was in that class and im still astounded that kid didnt get bullied or picked on for that question.

  • @lachocolatchaud
    @lachocolatchaud 2 года назад +51

    we need Damien back, that man's laughter is contagious

    • @Aerul.22
      @Aerul.22 2 года назад +2

      What happened to Damien ?

    • @TheSnazzyBoi
      @TheSnazzyBoi 2 года назад +4

      @@Aerul.22 he quit emkay and now has his own channels (it's called deelee I think)

    • @penguinyoda515
      @penguinyoda515 2 года назад +1

      He has his own channel called deelee. Its pretty good!

    • @lachocolatchaud
      @lachocolatchaud 2 года назад +1

      @@penguinyoda515 Ik, I’m subbed to it

  • @HauntedKnight646
    @HauntedKnight646 2 года назад +7

    This morning I wasn’t feeling so good but this cheered me up thank you!

  • @Celestial-yq6hz
    @Celestial-yq6hz 2 года назад +18

    Apparently Damien finds these hysteric, cause I can see he’s dying after each one 😁

  • @asta3749
    @asta3749 2 года назад +26

    loved Damiens laugh more than memes

  • @BlueAnimatedArt
    @BlueAnimatedArt 2 года назад +22

    I just got reminded of the time I tried something I saw on reddit. She actually fell for it.
    Person 1: Country roads!
    Person 2: Take me home!
    Person 1: I mean, if you insist.

  • @kagekanachisuke
    @kagekanachisuke 2 года назад +15

    An hour worth of r/CURSED COMMENTS, i needed this to feel some emotion.... finally...

  • @JadianRadiator
    @JadianRadiator 2 года назад +5

    26:29
    That's why the original Japan broadcast of all anime has a "please only watch in a well-lit room away from the TV" statement from the respective animes' characters at the beginning of every episode... or at least most episodes.

  • @A_random_autistic
    @A_random_autistic 2 года назад +11

    Alliterative title 1 hour and 39 seconds of Damien having a laugh attack

  • @LibertyPrime-D3M0CR4CY
    @LibertyPrime-D3M0CR4CY 8 месяцев назад +2

    “Now that’s a way to piss off the multiple voices and personalities of a disembodied hand.”

  • @masonboone4307
    @masonboone4307 11 месяцев назад +3

    0:28 i'd think pooping 1000 gallons of mayonaise would be better than a throwing star

  • @devindoesntlikeyou2546
    @devindoesntlikeyou2546 2 года назад +11

    Damien's demonic laughing gives me the happy chemicals

  • @KidCit.y
    @KidCit.y 2 года назад +3

    Kudos to the Editor! He made robins part so much more better with the cuts 🤣🤣

  • @dizzymicwaslive
    @dizzymicwaslive 2 года назад +5

    I never knew what i needed in life was Damien laughing hard. i think this is the best sub reddit because damien dont laugh like this everyday0

  • @menub283
    @menub283 2 года назад +19

    I love Damien's laugh lmao

  • @LexingtonNerd
    @LexingtonNerd 2 года назад +3

    55:00 i lost it at the excitement in his voice. He was so excited.

  • @PancakeNation
    @PancakeNation 2 года назад +6

    As a cashier, if someone started moaning as I was scanning their items, I would have died inside

  • @FreddyFazbear-mn7lj
    @FreddyFazbear-mn7lj Год назад +1

    2:18 LMFAOOOO I'm just imagining the cashier staring at them as they m*and while scanning their items like*"What the actual fu-"

  • @jannieseth
    @jannieseth 2 года назад +5

    YES, the holy grail of nice words and bible-related from this subreddit, finally. I can watch with my family, especially grandpa!

  • @deadstareffect
    @deadstareffect Год назад +2

    4:50 this is a laugh that kept on giving

  • @jamesmcgrath1731
    @jamesmcgrath1731 Год назад +4

    6:34 I’m doing it the other way around. In fifth grade my teacher was explaining discharge and right after she was done she said “So basically, your vagina is a cleaning machine.” Me and my friend still talk about that.

  • @bravewater5737
    @bravewater5737 2 года назад +21

    Emkay without Damien is like InformOverload without Charlotte. Those channels don't feel the same without them.

  • @Thepurplerobot10
    @Thepurplerobot10 Год назад +6

    11:18 little did he know 2 years later

  • @FreddyFazbear-mn7lj
    @FreddyFazbear-mn7lj Год назад +2

    Hearing damiens Laugh is The best laugh I have ever heard-

  • @charlesflynn4213
    @charlesflynn4213 2 года назад +8

    I'm 5 min in and I cant stop laughing at damiens laughing

  • @Xtpfr
    @Xtpfr Год назад +1

    When he mentioned the ghost babies pulling him in i just imagined
    "FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!!"

  • @dappahraptah9566
    @dappahraptah9566 2 года назад +3

    i feel like the only reason this video is an hour long is because the amount of times he burst out laughing for like a whole minute 💀

  • @bigfgreatsword
    @bigfgreatsword 2 года назад +2

    Literally rewatching all of the Cursedcomment and the timing couldn't be better

  • @WARHAMMER_OFZILLYHOO
    @WARHAMMER_OFZILLYHOO 2 года назад +5

    Merry late Christmas Emkay!

  • @asfahusaini9062
    @asfahusaini9062 2 года назад +9

    A barrage of laughter by Damien(watch the clip after it too):
    3:43
    The other one 11:00

  • @AntoinettexKitten
    @AntoinettexKitten 2 года назад +7

    I feel for the one about the cousin. My exgirlfriend's stepdad is my aunt's uncle. My dad was adopted and his adoptive older brother is married to the niece of my ex's stepdad. We found out the morning after. I told my dad and he was quiet for a bit and then said 'at least you're not pregnant'. Arkansas is a terrible, magical place

  • @JessLovesHerGirlfriend
    @JessLovesHerGirlfriend 2 года назад +4

    Damiens laugher is so infectious!

  • @TheNewbie78
    @TheNewbie78 6 месяцев назад +1

    I am so glad my parents can’t understand English while playing this in the car 😂😂😂😂

  • @Darkevil2988
    @Darkevil2988 2 года назад +4

    dude his laugh is so contagious

  • @ExDixionconderoga
    @ExDixionconderoga Год назад +3

    7:20 Imagine you pause and the sound continues

  • @rushifa_
    @rushifa_ Год назад +3

    As a person living in new Jersey I can confirm what's said at 6:18.

  • @andrewlanglois6362
    @andrewlanglois6362 2 года назад +1

    For Crying Out LOUD!!! 36:46That superstition was from a No-Nonsense guy warning others to watch out for Stray Cats while walking around, as they can become REALLY FERAL!!!

  • @dameonfrye8406
    @dameonfrye8406 2 года назад +3

    Glad both us Dameon/Damiens can laugh at this no matter how horrifying

  • @balintkurucz7245
    @balintkurucz7245 2 года назад +2

    Damien dying laughing is my favourite part of emkay videos

  • @BaldskiTheIII
    @BaldskiTheIII 2 года назад +9

    *Fortnite Creator Is Buying Thousands Of Acres Of Forests To Stop It From Being Cut Down.*
    *This man is a genius!*

    • @Thatcher-vk4ul
      @Thatcher-vk4ul 2 года назад

      @z̷o̷n̷a̷ h̷o̷r̷n̷y̷🔥🤤 wHAt

    • @eeelorde9962
      @eeelorde9962 2 года назад +1

      BROTHER WE MEET AGAIN

  • @kikiblue7169
    @kikiblue7169 2 года назад +2

    on the fighting your bullies kid all i could think is "well the children of bullies usually are also bullies so..... might be deserved but also might not."

  • @Rekuzan
    @Rekuzan 2 года назад +3

    "If I die laughing, do I still get the money?" .....well, your family does.

  • @thesomeone2932
    @thesomeone2932 2 года назад +14

    Imagine getting a heart form the Emkay dude

  • @shialtin
    @shialtin 2 года назад +8

    Lexi's laugh makes me happy.
    Robin's laugh makes me feel seen.
    Jack's laugh makes me feel horny.
    Damian's laugh makes me laugh along every time.

  • @The_Pigeon_King_
    @The_Pigeon_King_ Год назад +1

    4:00 I choked on my fricking water. Imagine if they still did this for older kids. If only this is how they x-rayed my younger brother when he broke his ankle a few years, I would have lost it

  • @Synthia_Lovr
    @Synthia_Lovr 2 года назад +2

    59:40
    I lost it when Mumbo Jumbo was mentioned, why they gotta do him like that 😭

    • @Vi______
      @Vi______ Год назад

      The birth of a legend

  • @shadowgirl_10
    @shadowgirl_10 Год назад +1

    I’m watching this in a restaurant with my grandma and brother (I have headphones on) and we’re waiting for our orders and I just can’t stop snickering😂😂😂

  • @blavietes
    @blavietes 2 года назад +3

    Dude, Damien's laugh gives me life haha

  • @theunseen205
    @theunseen205 2 года назад +1

    I haven't watched this yet but good job.
    This is your third upload today (for at least where I live)
    Everytime you make a video it brightens my day

  • @Abenson1983
    @Abenson1983 2 года назад +4

    5:34 I live five minutes away from this jail lol

  • @cloudtem
    @cloudtem Год назад +1

    I'm watching this at 4 in the morning and we both are having a great time

    • @Coloriey
      @Coloriey 7 месяцев назад +2

      7 months later, 4:04 am, here too

  • @sweatshirtsnuggle5479
    @sweatshirtsnuggle5479 2 года назад +8

    This wouldn’t be that funny if it wasn’t for Damien’s laughter

  • @chaoswarriorx4411
    @chaoswarriorx4411 2 года назад +2

    “There is another.”
    Chest aches in laughter

  • @markmeyer6233
    @markmeyer6233 2 года назад +5

    Make a version of this channel were they dint have to bleed things out or use different words, heating Damien say " those milk makers are all mine b€$ch" would have me rolling

  • @williambenson7299
    @williambenson7299 2 года назад +2

    Something: exists
    Damien: laughs

  • @lucid4666
    @lucid4666 2 года назад +4

    I guess those kids who watched that Pokémon episode seized the day.

  • @1ucy.1uvz.meh.
    @1ucy.1uvz.meh. Год назад +1

    Shower thought: Are oranges called oranges because oranges are orange, or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

  • @MrGerhardGrobler
    @MrGerhardGrobler 2 года назад +3

    24:31 That is a real product. It also comes with a 2 point wall adapter. 10 years ago, you could charge any, and I include apple iphones, with that universal charger. At the time I owned 3 nokia phones, an Samsung E250 and a Palm Centrino. I could charge them all at the same time, almost

  • @doodlesyoru2108
    @doodlesyoru2108 Год назад +1

    25:58
    To aggravate this, in Japan and the Manchuria part of China, there's a mosquito-borne disease called "japanese encephalitis". Death rate is similar to Dengue fever once symptoms are developed, and 50%+ of the survivors develop epilepsy for the rest of their lives.

  • @Sickness22
    @Sickness22 Год назад +3

    14:08 .....THE LAST THING I TOOK A PHOTO OF WAS A KITCHEN KNIFE

  • @wept2_
    @wept2_ 11 месяцев назад +2

    4:03 BRUH LOOK HOW PISSED THE FIRST ONE LOOKS

  • @aiodensghost8645
    @aiodensghost8645 Год назад +3

    7:15 NOOO my early childhood!!

  • @cabbagemerchant6519
    @cabbagemerchant6519 2 года назад +1

    i just watched 7 hours of emkay straight and my brain needs more

  • @ChillDragon
    @ChillDragon 2 года назад +4

    Damian had the time of his life lmao

  • @denysbrazovskijd696
    @denysbrazovskijd696 2 года назад +2

    Alternative title: EMkey hysterically laughing at the start

  • @NeonArsonist
    @NeonArsonist 2 года назад +6

    0:43
    This information is wrong, the only person capable of laying a egg is noriaki kakyoin from the jojos bizarre adventure series, proof is provided in the dojinshi known as jojos bizarre married life from clamp in wonderland. Yes kakyoin is Japanese, but this doesn’t mean all Asians lay eggs.
    Thank you for listening to my Tedtalk :)

  • @Allir_Suma
    @Allir_Suma 8 месяцев назад +2

    bros going to be on the ground laughing and still read the rest of the post

  • @coatedpikachu8816
    @coatedpikachu8816 2 года назад +3

    9:13 there isnt A person trapped in my basement

  • @edschramm6757
    @edschramm6757 2 года назад +2

    Going back to the level 1 dungeon? Being handed the elementary school math textbook after having attempted calculus

  • @theshadowprismarine3433
    @theshadowprismarine3433 2 года назад +3

    at 23:05 an ad perfectly cut the scream

  • @asagothe_fander
    @asagothe_fander Год назад +1

    I don’t know if I’m experiencing a glitch but this video only has 22 likes and that is criminally underrated

  • @Titania77714
    @Titania77714 2 года назад +5

    41:40 that's not cursed that's genius! 🤣

  • @OficiallyAnimated
    @OficiallyAnimated Год назад

    This LITERALLY brightened up my day

  • @fluffyboy6006
    @fluffyboy6006 2 года назад +8

    As a person with autism seeing the bleach part was funny and is true

  • @TeddyBear-um5ll
    @TeddyBear-um5ll 2 года назад +2

    I like the first one because of the laughter it has, and the comments.

  • @aikoafton30
    @aikoafton30 2 года назад +3

    His laughter gives me way more life than Lexi ig

  • @jinxthefox3541
    @jinxthefox3541 2 месяца назад

    3:52 Damien just lost not just his breath but his life from laughing too hard

  • @utahraptor1578
    @utahraptor1578 2 года назад +4

    34:53 megalovania starts playing

  • @s__1625
    @s__1625 Год назад +1

    That lemon was biblically accurate

  • @ooghaboogha4362
    @ooghaboogha4362 2 года назад +7

    Oof...This is too cursed