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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @foolsenigma
    @foolsenigma 2 года назад +1520

    The guy who bowled a perfect game on 911 not only was aware of what happened, he went bowling immediately after hearing about it because "he didnt know what else to do" and im convinced he was able to bowl a perfect game because he was in a mild state of shock

    • @mrmec9429
      @mrmec9429 2 года назад +70

      Strike

    • @drizzymaster69
      @drizzymaster69 2 года назад +51

      Strike

    • @Xer0280
      @Xer0280 2 года назад +30

      r/cursedcomments

    • @drizzymaster69
      @drizzymaster69 2 года назад +38

      @@Xer0280 not cursed at all totally normal thing to do on a Thursday afternoon

    • @Xer0280
      @Xer0280 2 года назад +26

      No because the guys above me said 'strike' twice.

  • @coffeebunni
    @coffeebunni 2 года назад +187

    Robins laugh never falls to make me smile

    • @dilemma5182
      @dilemma5182 2 года назад +5

      Agreed

    • @prod_by_slvg
      @prod_by_slvg 2 года назад +4

      you spelled "everybody on the emkay channel" wrong

    • @thegamingsparkle
      @thegamingsparkle Год назад +1

      @@prod_by_slvg yeah

    • @thegamingsparkle
      @thegamingsparkle Год назад +2

      @@prod_by_slvg and also “fails”

    • @ButtonyFriend41
      @ButtonyFriend41 Год назад

      Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends.
      And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should.
      And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.
      My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms.
      This ends for all of us.
      End communication.

  • @-shremi-
    @-shremi- 2 года назад +97

    Well now think about this: if the spells in Harry Potter are just Latin, then you’d just have to learn Latin to have access to all spells. That would be giving too much power too soon, and that might end up in more evil witches and wizards

    • @catchara1496
      @catchara1496 2 года назад +10

      They involve wand movement too

    • @Green24152
      @Green24152 8 месяцев назад +1

      so basically with the right usage of latin you can invent new spells

  • @roccovitacco7041
    @roccovitacco7041 Год назад +59

    It’s so funny to see how much happier robin is with subreddits like this than something like r/insaneparents.

  • @jellysquid8077
    @jellysquid8077 2 года назад +437

    10:18 Reminds me of what my brother did in Oblivion. There's a quest where you're given these boots that negate fall damage. Near the end, you're supposed to fall a great distance which "breaks them," but my brother just unequipped the boots, chugged as many bottles of alcohol as possible, and jumped. He barely survived, but the boots didn't break and he got to keep them.

    • @seanmchugh1981
      @seanmchugh1981 2 года назад +25

      Absolute mad lad

    • @monkeymunchie9717
      @monkeymunchie9717 2 года назад +43

      Who knews alcohol was a slow falling potion

    • @thespaceman5808
      @thespaceman5808 2 года назад +10

      That's Oblivion, not Skyrim.

    • @jellysquid8077
      @jellysquid8077 2 года назад +23

      @@thespaceman5808 Ah, that honestly makes sense. I knew it was one of the two, but honestly I'm surprised I didn't go straight to Oblivion, seeing its said brother's favorite of the series. Thanks for the correction! 😊

    • @darwinwoodall8659
      @darwinwoodall8659 2 года назад +7

      haha 69 likes

  • @seiyuokamihimura5082
    @seiyuokamihimura5082 Год назад +95

    The secret to opening those cake lids quietly, you gotta pop just a tiny bit at a time, while slowly rotating it.

    • @RosesTeaAndASD
      @RosesTeaAndASD Год назад +2

      Appreciate that👍

    • @teddy-beargamer6385
      @teddy-beargamer6385 Год назад +3

      *Mission Impossible theme intensifies*

    • @le_brick
      @le_brick 4 месяца назад

      No cut a hole in the bottom

    • @A_FPE_fan
      @A_FPE_fan 3 месяца назад +1

      Hes to dangerous to be kept alive

  • @nixel1324
    @nixel1324 2 года назад +55

    Me:
    "Wow, that's a long video. I'll watch part of it, then move on."
    Emkay, 1 hour+ later:
    "And that's all we got for you today folks"

  • @Aloe002
    @Aloe002 Год назад +19

    Robin sounds so enthusiastic and happy in these older videos

    • @Orangish_1
      @Orangish_1 7 месяцев назад +3

      I know, it's sad

  • @nevaehtjepkes1296
    @nevaehtjepkes1296 2 года назад +723

    I've actually won an argument with my mom before and it felt freaking amazing

    • @puglover9869
      @puglover9869 2 года назад +65

      You fine Sir are a madlad

    • @Bowossum
      @Bowossum 2 года назад +36

      The mad man

    • @N_A_243
      @N_A_243 2 года назад +53

      Mate... How are you still alive???

    • @nevaehtjepkes1296
      @nevaehtjepkes1296 2 года назад +31

      @@N_A_243 ✨️magic✨️ lol very carefully

    • @MothGM
      @MothGM 2 года назад +17

      ... could i learn this power

  • @diablominero
    @diablominero 2 года назад +32

    58:23 Even better is "thank you for your patience." Then you're attributing the other person the positive quality of patience, so they'll feel obligated to try to live up to it in future interactions with you.

  • @connor9575
    @connor9575 2 года назад +269

    This is a healthy dose of robin

    • @isappycracks
      @isappycracks 2 года назад

      @Ranarim man you gotta see this

    • @BlueAnimatedArt
      @BlueAnimatedArt 2 года назад

      @Squid Game 2.0 in my channel stfu

    • @BlueAnimatedArt
      @BlueAnimatedArt 2 года назад

      And Damien

    • @anx4560
      @anx4560 2 года назад

      @ТоmmуInnit 🅥 Nice V symbol

    • @anx4560
      @anx4560 2 года назад

      @@CrispyFwy no shit

  • @Meowdz
    @Meowdz Год назад +25

    cats when they have a little salami

  • @obnoxiousbluebird6634
    @obnoxiousbluebird6634 2 года назад +47

    0:50 I just registered how confused kids must get when one parent says "it's their house so let them decide what to do" and the other parent saying "they're the guest so let them choose"

  • @EviIKath
    @EviIKath 2 года назад +1079

    lets respect EmKay for making these videos to entertain us and taking the time to edit, make, find posts, and commentate on them

    • @kydiszellinger2909
      @kydiszellinger2909 2 года назад +33

      I love this channel for this reason, getting real sick of hearing the typical text to speech guys voice over reddit posts, nice to get some personality

    • @sleep9745
      @sleep9745 2 года назад +6

      beaned

    • @EviIKath
      @EviIKath 2 года назад +6

      @@sleep9745 hello fellow bean.

    • @rtpanda711
      @rtpanda711 2 года назад +3

      beaned

    • @pilymonsivais3
      @pilymonsivais3 2 года назад +2

      Press f to pay respect

  • @brookepearson
    @brookepearson 2 года назад +43

    "I'm gonna find whoever's been stealing my sneezes and break their legs"
    ~Robin 2021

  • @bOraNge_The_Smiley_Orange
    @bOraNge_The_Smiley_Orange Год назад +11

    I told myself I’d get some water after watching one more emkay video, it took me half an hour to realize something was up

  • @daddyratt4065
    @daddyratt4065 2 года назад +249

    51:37 Damien: *Sees pound symbol and doesnt know what it means*
    Damien 5s later: *Uses another country's currency as unit of weight*

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre 2 года назад +589

    i love how Me_irl is basically Robin and his boyfriend's subreddit ♥ Good job, birb & Zach.

    • @starscorner5519
      @starscorner5519 2 года назад +36

      Wait. Zack and Robin are together??

    • @nefwaenre
      @nefwaenre 2 года назад +59

      @@starscorner5519 Yeah. Didn't you know? Zach gave Robin mono.
      (This is a joke, btw).

    • @starscorner5519
      @starscorner5519 2 года назад +30

      @@nefwaenre Oh, I thought they actually were. Also, what does mono mean?

    • @isappycracks
      @isappycracks 2 года назад +39

      @@starscorner5519 she was trying to say homo
      (this is not a joke there is a duck with a shotgun outsi

    • @alchemysaga3745
      @alchemysaga3745 2 года назад +42

      @@starscorner5519 Mono is an illness caused by the Epstein-Barr Virus. It lasts around 30 days- though it can last longer- that causes fever, pain, and severe fatigue.
      It usually spreads via saliva, so it had the title of 'the kissing disease,' hence the jokes. In reality, it can spread through microscopic droplets like any other virus.

  • @REALLY-cool-guy
    @REALLY-cool-guy 2 года назад +44

    The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.
    To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.
    A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.
    The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.

    • @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice
      @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice 2 года назад +6

      You went hard but wheres the lie

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl Год назад +2

      Yes BUT...When my daughter was a baby and still in her carseat carrier, I'd balance it on the shopping cart, get my stuff, come back and unload then put her in the car. I had to abandon the cart because I wasn't going to leave her alone, strapped into her seat in the car. Yes, I hated leaving the cart. Yes, sometimes I'd grab a nearby person or store worker to take the cart. But that's the thing: there are a few times when leaving the cart is unavoidable. Safe baby or civil duty? I WANTED to chose both.

    • @wintergray1221
      @wintergray1221 Год назад

      @@noodlepoodlegirl I see your point, but couldn't you just have parked near a cart rack?

  • @Rainok
    @Rainok Год назад +5

    25:07 as someone who's currently learning German, I can confirm that it's a headache to learn which "the" goes with each noun
    The reason is that there's literally no pattern and you just have to memorize which gender a noun is

  • @why4559
    @why4559 2 года назад +22

    57:50 Moose are so god damn tall that they can “swim” (they just walk across lakes). Sometimes they go out into the ocean where Orcas would kill them though this is pretty rare

    • @theodfe60
      @theodfe60 2 года назад

      give me more facts pls

  • @elite9237
    @elite9237 2 года назад +35

    Me, at the age of 13 for no fucking reason: okay 30 pushup's let's go
    Me, barely any older but way less energetic: I haven't even started and my arms already hurt

  • @fatpug2.081
    @fatpug2.081 2 года назад +99

    Hello and welcome to the one hour session with Robin featuring Damien!

    • @quarkhead5044
      @quarkhead5044 2 года назад

      Your comment has finally made the impossible possible. I'm not gonna leave a like, that sin is too much to commit for me.

    • @aydenator27
      @aydenator27 2 года назад

      its actually robin and zach… its mislabeled

  • @JacobL168
    @JacobL168 Год назад +4

    I’ve binged three of these Emkay vids so far in 1.5 hours. It will never end

  • @ThatA10guy16
    @ThatA10guy16 2 года назад +28

    Me: *Sick and laughing hysterically for the entire video*
    My Dad "SHUT UP"

  • @PicklesWZ
    @PicklesWZ 2 года назад +21

    Can we all appreciate how he zooms out on almost every meme just so I can take a screenshot and send it to my friend?

  • @arfansthename
    @arfansthename 2 года назад +23

    I love that Zach sounds really like Damien that the EmKay channel even thought it was Damien.

    • @isascarparo5992
      @isascarparo5992 2 года назад +3

      I mean, there was a joke about how they were twins from different dimensions at one point xD

  • @kfscas
    @kfscas Год назад +18

    24:54 you can take cat from a little salami but you can never take little salami from cat

  • @jelly9525
    @jelly9525 2 года назад +14

    When he said "we're never getting out of 2020, folks" I paused my chewing as my brain tried to remember what year it is

    • @codexl0l.
      @codexl0l. 2 года назад

      same

    • @_Tipi
      @_Tipi 2 года назад

      You commented this on my birthday

    • @CrispyFwy
      @CrispyFwy 2 года назад

      @_Tipi cool

  • @yulikitten
    @yulikitten 2 года назад +40

    It's not always about the memes... Sometimes it's about the Mets! Yeah, the Mets! Get a home run! Love the Mets! Go Mets!

    • @isappycracks
      @isappycracks 2 года назад +3

      i agree sometimes we just need love in life and the mets baby lets gooo mets go mets

  • @wisecatstudioz
    @wisecatstudioz 2 года назад +45

    fun fact. the reason you see so many nice cars delivering domino's is because most locations are understaffed and managers end up going on deliveries

    • @hughmann5143
      @hughmann5143 2 года назад +7

      I hate how slavery still exists, bit in a milder form.

    • @gunnudoesgaming
      @gunnudoesgaming 2 года назад +3

      i have never seen them in car only bikes

  • @ascellaplays
    @ascellaplays Год назад +2

    love the way robin puts his fullest into the taco post, it really sells on the guy needing a taco

  • @joro7770
    @joro7770 2 года назад +104

    Man... The "learning German" one felt like a personal attack.
    There's far too many variations of pronouns in German.

    • @theyellowunoreversecard3711
      @theyellowunoreversecard3711 2 года назад +2

      pronounced “die” wrong as well

    • @Cloudmaster1511
      @Cloudmaster1511 2 года назад +6

      der,die,das, dem, des, dessen, ich,du,er,sie,es,wir,ihr,sie, e.t.c.

    • @narcozun
      @narcozun 2 года назад +2

      Der
      Die
      Das
      Den
      Dem

    • @mammybates
      @mammybates 2 года назад

      you are an p̶r̶o̶ f̶o̶r̶t̶b̶l̶o̶x̶ g̶a̶m̶͓̽e̶r̶ noob

    • @barisbingoel1364
      @barisbingoel1364 Год назад +2

      @@narcozun der die das dem den deren dessen denen dass ein eine einem einer einen eines

  • @krillissueonshrimpment
    @krillissueonshrimpment 2 года назад +8

    The dog inhaling the burrito made me laugh way too hard

  • @ksenewguyofcourse2539
    @ksenewguyofcourse2539 2 года назад +45

    31:25 You can't get fire aspect on an axe in survival mode. They cheated.

  • @Ace-Of-Luck
    @Ace-Of-Luck 2 года назад +2

    Strange Looking Dog: I'm way more interested in garlic bread
    Asexuals: i know, right?

  • @tylercampbell9662
    @tylercampbell9662 2 года назад +6

    26:20
    The fact I'm playing this exact game while listening to these videos makes me think the people of Emkay are my FBI agents...

  • @sandramiranda4075
    @sandramiranda4075 2 года назад +5

    5:53 that strange looking dog is on to something got me laughing too hard

  • @YuzuFizzu_
    @YuzuFizzu_ 2 года назад +6

    If you're opening those cake containers, it knows that you're trying to do it stealthily, just go loud and it'll open quieter. It'll think it's normal

  • @riddhiarora5890
    @riddhiarora5890 Год назад +2

    As a person who speaks German that pronunciation of der die das absolutely kiled my soul

  • @JonathanB139
    @JonathanB139 2 года назад +8

    “How’s life?”
    Robin: “Very Hard” Hmm me too.
    Did he say that life was hard or that he was hard? Either way, same.

  • @ziennia
    @ziennia 2 года назад +6

    Been waiting for this one for years.

  • @aka_austin
    @aka_austin 2 года назад +14

    12:21
    A Little Something The Internet People Call...
    The Josh Fight

  • @VyrtenTheUnifier
    @VyrtenTheUnifier 2 месяца назад +2

    Pro tip: If you're in an argument with your mom, and she decides to draw the "I gave birth to you" card during it, just give her the Ol' Reliable "No one asked you to."

  • @BaldskiTheIII
    @BaldskiTheIII 2 года назад +8

    *Ah i love when Emkay Uploads Another Video, Keep Up The Work EmKay!*

  • @Dante_Not_the_mod
    @Dante_Not_the_mod 2 года назад +4

    Robins voice always makes me feel so calm I’m happy to listen to Emma’s videos especially when it has robins voice cause then I’m calm

    • @Silly_beastie_neku
      @Silly_beastie_neku 2 года назад

      i prefer lexi but robin is nice to

    • @Dante_Not_the_mod
      @Dante_Not_the_mod 2 года назад

      Lexi si second for me

    • @Dante_Not_the_mod
      @Dante_Not_the_mod 2 года назад

      Also I knew how to play Pokémon but then I freaking stopped playing for a like three years and now I don’t know

  • @HumanoidAlt
    @HumanoidAlt 2 года назад +7

    7:45
    Fanfiction readers: Oh you think you are in pain?

    • @alexandalmondagent7and963
      @alexandalmondagent7and963 10 месяцев назад

      Yep pretty much, as someone who also reads fanfics that's true. 😭👍🏻

  • @Mirko-bu5zd
    @Mirko-bu5zd 4 месяца назад

    i just spent an hour watching emkay instead of doing my homework that'll take me to college and i feel wonderful, thanks.

  • @quokka_yt
    @quokka_yt 2 года назад +6

    4:58
    Well EXCUSE ME for not wanting to sell my soul to Google

  • @pointblank2926
    @pointblank2926 2 года назад +6

    4:55 when I was younger, I would think of jokes on the fly, like mid- meal think of : (somebody at the bottom of the stairs, me going down) (me, to other, while ho!ding something) *kinda worried voice* "I think I'm coming down with something" them either thinking I'm an idiot or laughing , then never getting to use the joke

  • @wet0wl
    @wet0wl 2 года назад +5

    Damien’s laugh is pure dopamine

  • @PerfectGoat717
    @PerfectGoat717 Год назад +1

    I haven't laughed in a while, glad I rediscovered your content :)

  • @statyk6520
    @statyk6520 2 года назад +8

    The guy at 7:00 actually said he was fully aware of what had happened on 9/11 and the only thing he knew to do was go bowl his heart out.

  • @andiblend3537
    @andiblend3537 2 года назад +4

    4:24 As a fellow half Italian.... I feel called out

  • @wawayalert
    @wawayalert 2 года назад +5

    why does robin have a godly Master Chief impression

  • @baldi_real_no_fake
    @baldi_real_no_fake 6 месяцев назад

    "me at daytime:"
    "Me at nighttime:" meme is exactly what im doing right now
    Watching emkays video without skipping

  • @joaquimleal4390
    @joaquimleal4390 2 года назад +4

    6:12 me: **evil laughter**
    I DONT EVEN LIKE CAKE

  • @DeletedUser-tn5ky
    @DeletedUser-tn5ky 2 года назад +10

    I always have to think a little when i see that thumbnail, the first thing that comes to my mind is fat markiplier eating a potato and then i remember that's big ed

    • @appleua4807
      @appleua4807 2 года назад

      Idk why that happens
      I think it's a natural instinct or something.

  • @pastelokami
    @pastelokami 2 года назад +7

    16:27
    As a lactose intlorent(and dumb) person, this is freaking hilarious lmao

  • @r0cky794
    @r0cky794 2 года назад +1

    The way Robin said taco had me in hysterics idk why.

  • @guts60
    @guts60 2 года назад +9

    0:14 Notice the Bearded Dragon’s stance. It’s tail is sticking straight out, it’s legs are straight to allow a larger appearance, and the lizard’s iconic beard is puffed out and the scales on the beard turned black. This means the Beareded Dragon is really stressed and feels threatened.
    Source: owning a bearded dragon named Azula, who has a brother named Zuko who is a Bahaman Anole.

  • @alex_gravityfallsfan
    @alex_gravityfallsfan 2 года назад +5

    2:54 IT LEVIES YO GOSHDAM CORPUS!

  • @komisapire1365
    @komisapire1365 2 года назад +15

    I like how we all collectively agreed to show up here today

    • @komisapire1365
      @komisapire1365 2 года назад

      @Ranarim tf did bots do to you kid?

    • @CrispyFwy
      @CrispyFwy 2 года назад

      @Komi Sapire try to give me a virus

  • @andrewstrain5635
    @andrewstrain5635 Год назад +5

    1:24 WHAT THE HELL IS A MIRACLE WHIP SANDWICH AND WHY DOES IT EXIST?

  • @notCynicalReally
    @notCynicalReally 2 года назад +3

    Fun fact! The reason why villains in power rangers/shows that tend to have originated in Japan is because of old samurai traditions, where when fighting another samurai, both opponents would introduce themselves to make sure everyone knew who won the fight and if the loser was actually worth any money, as a Lord would usually pay well for more important enemies killed in a duel.

  • @atr0stisticbreak991
    @atr0stisticbreak991 2 года назад +12

    this man is a talented youtuber, i hope you one day achieve your biggest goal. mad respect you amount of people you influence is mad bro keep going love the content

  • @kingconrad4577
    @kingconrad4577 2 года назад +5

    I love me_irl. So relatable yet so funny

  • @yoshiyoshi9496
    @yoshiyoshi9496 2 года назад +4

    0:50 Mario party, then it won’t feel like his house and I won’t be a guest

  • @UnionPacific3977
    @UnionPacific3977 2 года назад +4

    8:48
    Funniest part of this entire video.

  • @MaddHadder
    @MaddHadder 2 года назад +6

    Fun fact: the reason your voice sounds different in video/different to other people is because when you speak your bones vibrate and they vibrate all the way up to your eardrums making your voice sound deeper to yourself.

  • @isabelavazquez7445
    @isabelavazquez7445 Год назад +1

    pls the focaccia one made me laugh so hard omg help it hurts

  • @axelwulf6220
    @axelwulf6220 Год назад +3

    Did no-one actually hear about the Josh Battle?
    Winner keeps the name Josh

  • @stephanieann6622
    @stephanieann6622 Год назад +3

    7:23 the best thing about cereal is the bottom of the bag powder

  • @JadianRadiator
    @JadianRadiator 2 года назад +5

    24:23
    I saw the movie.
    She didn't have an irl body,
    as she was just an AI program.
    Meaning there was no email address _to_ get.

  • @TurretIIToothpaste
    @TurretIIToothpaste 9 месяцев назад +1

    14:45 I was watching this while drawing and that censor scared me so bad I jumped and almost dropped my stylus. But it’s funny so I’ll continue giggling like a weirdo.

  • @ratgodlovechez
    @ratgodlovechez 11 месяцев назад +3

    20:17 smoothest move ever

  • @J4V4C4T
    @J4V4C4T 2 года назад +4

    If someone's wondering what that sign really meant (14:48):
    Similar signs are often placed near big roads to tell the drivers to slow down for the kids
    (Also poor choice of words and as far as I can tell there's a comma missing)

    • @bredman-hk4yt
      @bredman-hk4yt 2 года назад +1

      ja ich denke aber die verstehen das schon

  • @MyDeathBunny
    @MyDeathBunny 2 года назад +13

    The line about a miracle whip sandwich recipe for depression was too real for me…☹️

  • @ravenzorsmth
    @ravenzorsmth Год назад

    29:18 Robin saying “I’ll break their legs” is so refreshing idk why

  • @zag1797
    @zag1797 2 года назад +4

    21:38 I was laughing at this for 5 minutes and i have no fucking idea why

  • @catwithissues535
    @catwithissues535 2 года назад +5

    42:17 I was at a mall one time all by myself and I was going down the escalators and I reached the underground parking station. There were 2 security guards there. I realised I was not on the ground floor, took my phone, fiddled with it a bit, and then just walked back the escalator up.

  • @IceSpiderGaming
    @IceSpiderGaming 2 года назад +8

    49:34
    Not true, I have a phobia of cows because every time I go into my grandparents field I get chased by one of them. Help me, I am traumatized.

  • @zarakikon6352
    @zarakikon6352 Год назад +2

    I heard that question before about the GW monument. Appearently they wanted to build some other things (including a statue of him) by the Pillar. But then they got strapped for cash and had to stop at just the pillar. Shame though that no one else later on made an effort to finish the original plan for that place.

  • @Redemptive_Neerdowell
    @Redemptive_Neerdowell 2 года назад +6

    Speaking of ancestors, I should not elaborate when I say that my ancestors were hunter-gatherers with a genetic quirk because they live in the north that made them caucasian-pale that goes away when exposed to the sun long enough. The most early thing I know about them before Native American congregation camps existed is that they were in the America's before the Europeans from Spain, France and the UK. I don't know if they were there before the vikings or not.

    • @Kysdoogle
      @Kysdoogle 2 года назад

      If you also changed in the sun people would know when you’ve been in your room for 6 months without moving and no light

  • @guardian3636
    @guardian3636 2 года назад +4

    It feels weird watching a comp video with only robin and zack

  • @Scp_096-u4t
    @Scp_096-u4t Месяц назад +3

    Give the cat some salami

  • @SH4K3ZULA_L0L
    @SH4K3ZULA_L0L Год назад

    I like how relatable these all are XD

  • @JadianRadiator
    @JadianRadiator 2 года назад +4

    59:18
    It is legitimately possible to give good health advice (not just mental health) with your health being that bad.

  • @TopTom55
    @TopTom55 2 года назад +5

    6:49 oh yeah, here in Italy you have to take an extra test before taking the diriving license to learn how to doge shells and bullet bills, you also have to learn how to don’t miss the random raimbow boxes on the streets, the most difficult test of all is the one where you have to dodge the bananas, the rest is pretty easy, apart from the shell dodgeing practice, THAT was painful. Sorry for the eventual mistakes in spelling and grammar, but as i said I am italian

    • @ashleycd6487
      @ashleycd6487 2 года назад +1

      What about the blue shell

    • @wondywon5463
      @wondywon5463 2 года назад

      @@ashleycd6487 that’s how they revoke your license

    • @ashleycd6487
      @ashleycd6487 2 года назад

      @@wondywon5463 not if I have a blue shell

  • @robertmacdougal8875
    @robertmacdougal8875 Год назад +17

    6:41 I always wondered how the fuck depression and anxiety go together

    • @hushfur
      @hushfur Год назад +1

      a true phenomenon aint it

  • @turkey_sandwhich
    @turkey_sandwhich Год назад +1

    let's appreciate everyone at EmKay for giving the cat a little salami

  • @iome2895
    @iome2895 2 года назад +10

    As an Italian, I can assure you that Mario Kart does its job correctly

    • @jvgradiz906
      @jvgradiz906 2 года назад

      LOCK BACK!
      IT IS THE BLUE SHE...
      *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

  • @jean-lucpicard8186
    @jean-lucpicard8186 2 года назад +4

    46:15 The normal answer is 25, because each drink is 10, each burger is 5, and each container of fries is 2, so "5+2x10" (according to the order of operations it's actually done as "5+(2x10)") is 25.
    6.95 is still not wrong though.

  • @ratwasher.
    @ratwasher. 2 года назад +5

    21:29 lol cat salami

  • @kenny667
    @kenny667 2 года назад +2

    Lol Robin out here having to do 70 thousand pushups

  • @robinsonkaspar3395
    @robinsonkaspar3395 2 года назад +18

    10:17 First, he’s clearly the deliverator.
    Second, you may have clever drug dealers in your town. Driving to random houses in an HOA is much easier if you’re delivering pizza, or if it looks like you’re delivering pizza.

  • @viento1231
    @viento1231 2 года назад +5

    13:44 I see this as an absolute win Burger king is disgusting change my mind.

  • @theguywhoasked3265
    @theguywhoasked3265 2 года назад +5

    4:10 it was me I ASKED

    • @Al1a_R0s3
      @Al1a_R0s3 10 месяцев назад

      ITS HIM
      WE FINALLY FOUND THE GUY WHO ASKED

  • @enubuzorify1895
    @enubuzorify1895 2 года назад +1

    This was extremely hilarious and to think that I was watching this at night
    And I was laughing so hard my mum woke up to check up on me and my bro had to stop playing FREEFIRE 🤣🤣🤣

  • @GreenSonic4975
    @GreenSonic4975 2 года назад +5

    0:42 that really has to hurt alot