ALL OF R/DIDNTKNOWIWANTEDTHAT
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- Опубликовано: 13 июн 2024
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A compilation of our best vids on the top posts from r/Didntknowiwantedthat on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay Video credits below.
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/ @itsboobin
/ @jaymick
/ @thelexikitty
/ @damienlee
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1:06:16 funnily enough the Chinese invented bamboo torture, where someone is literally strapped down on top of a bamboo shoot and after a while a stalk of bamboo grows straight through their chest cavity and the MythBusters tested it and it’s actually plausible so yeah, food for thought
It is nice to know that others know this odd fact
they uh... tested it, huh?
@@LilacShowers well yes…technically, they tested it on a dummy made out of ballistic gelatin, which is the closest equivalent you can get to human skin other then using a pig carcass as a stand-in
@@Choujifangirl I remember that episode, that one and them trying to explode a stomach with soda and pop rocks.
Came here to say this! New fear unlocked for Jack. 👌
I've got cookies for everyone
Can i have one?
Cookies???
COOKIES, U SAY?
🍪
DONT WORRY! I MADE ENOUGH FOR 3K PEOPLE! ILL MAKE MORE IF I NEED TOO
Christ the street lamp edit got me good.
it doesnt even cover the whole bench
but it is cool
The solution to the waste caused by balloons could be solved two ways:
1. Edible balloons (as long as they’re safe for both humans and the wildlife to eat, and you can even make them different flavors, like cherry or apple)
2. Biodegradable balloons (less exciting, but probably more practical than trying to make them taste good while still safe for animals to eat)
My guy, I need you to know this because it is soo cool! The indoor beekeeping. Bees activity in their hives generate tonnes of heat. If you have enough hives in your walls, they could heat the building. There are places you can say that are literal bee heated cabins and I am absolutely not over it!
watches EmKay. "Okay cool im enjoying this." Lexi starts talking "LIFE IS WORTH LIVING!"
Lexi makes you happy, Robin makes you mad, Jack does everything else
EMKAY STOP MAKING ME WANT TO USE MONEY I DON'T HAVE-
Have you considered bank robbery.
Rest in peace wallet
-Take a loan
-Cool things
-Debt
-Run from the country
Money isn't real. It's just a slave token printed by the government to keep slaves working to pay mortgages and other debts.😊
Tax evasion dude. Tax evasion
Anyone else notice that the editor forgot to censor the first time the split bath appeared? It only got censored after it zoomed out and returned to default size
2:17 Yeah, I did notice it was suddenly censored. Honestly I don't see why it ever needed to be, the people aren't indecent.
I noticed
The amount of howling and wheezing I’m doing over the chair attachment for your jeans probably has my neighbors worried. My dog definitely looks concerned.
No one cares
@@FreezeVR392 Get back in your basement, troll
48:10 I received a tortilla blanket as a gift from a friend after I mentioned enjoying "burrito mode" (eg wrapping up in a blanket) on the couch in winter. It's actually a quality-made blanket, and the print is accurate.
50:43 Hear me out...you can just swallow your chewing gum. That thing about it being in your intestines for 7 years is an urban legend (read: lie).
I'm not sure I want a street lamp shaped like slenderman offering me an umbrella, but who knows maybe he just lonely.
Response to the 70s conversation pit: They added that to Webkinz not too long ago as part of their retro collection. Ganz knows what we all want.
1:18 props to editor!!!
What about 2:18 and 2:30 lmao
@@DoAxKenney because 1:18 is funny?
Emkay when emkay posts I don’t whant to die anymore! Works like a charm
Lol. I have that shower/tub combo unit and let me tell y'all, I ain't giving it up but nothing. Rainfall shower, 2 shower heads, body sprayer, detachable foot massager, steam shower, aroma therapy, whirlpool tub, Bluetooth etc.....
5:04 my dad actually got one of these from a coworker and every time we see it we just have to laugh and say it's adorable and funny.
10:12 "Snickers bar" Riiight
I’m new to your channel and just realised you’re Australian! I’m glad to see a popular aussie that makes me laugh from time to time. It gives me a sense of pride, y’know?
41:47 Funnily enough, as long as you do it gently that is the proper way to hold a bird to restrain it (usually for small parrots kept as pets which need to be given medicine or a check up.) Since parrots need to move their ribcage in and out to breathe, holding them around the chest can be dangerous to their health. A gentle grip around the neck (more like making a ring with your fingers than actually grabbing the neck) and wings without putting pressure on the chest is the proper way to restrain a pet bird. Source: Me, as someone who has a klutz of a pet bird that I need to know how to perform first aid on/give medicine to ^^;
i had a "didnt know i wanted that" moment a couple weeks ago when i saw a post about someone's mom giving them a tiny Jesus figure and i've wanted it ever since
the typewriter art is way too good-
Fun fact: You can like a comment by double tapping it!
Neat!
Copy paste？？
@@pupucover Nah
Huh :0
Noice
7:40 I don't have one but I do use foil folded to make the dividers. Pull the foil out, cover one side, fold a divider in the foil (make a wall), cover the other portion and then cut. Also works if your pan is too big for what you need, you would cut the foil after making a 'wall'.
22:17 i used to have this but i lost it, and it was amazing.
I didn't know I wanted anything in this video, but I certainly knew I wanted this video!
Nah man I knew i needed all of these i just didnt know they existed yet
1:06:15 There was a method of torture using bamboo. Some fast-growing varieties can grow several centimeters a day. They were supposedly placed under a tied-up prisoner and then grew through parts of his body
i’ll have you know i ALREADY own Lobster Flopsters, & wear them very often FOR YEARS
I think I actually need these stuff, thanks EmKay!
17:11 that's amazing. I've genuinely forgotten controls and what i was doing in games. I need that
I didn’t know I wanted this subreddit
1:14:19 this is called tensegrity, basically the chains are causing enough tension to hold the table up. All physics, baby!
TECHNICALLY
It's not a spider lamp, because it only have 6 legs, while spider and other arachnids have 8
A guy at my high school wore fish flops every day until graduation 6:36
LOL at the Nachosaurus. My Mom made hot-dog holders in Ceramics when we were kids that were shaped like wiener dogs. They are SUPER adorable and this thing just made me grin like crazy. Thank you Robin! Also the pronunciation hotline: The first time I said brazier as in the brazen (bronze) bowl-thing used to heat spaces historically, I actually said "ladies' undergarment." So, yeah. That was fun.
28:09 just like that one image of the two tiny porcelain cats drinking milk, I have this! It's got slightly different wood, and sadly the cable making the machine move broke long ago, but I do have one and it's very cool
I'll come back later. I found my nonogram booklet yesterday and it's incredibly soothing to sink into it, but I can't watch at the same time, and this video needs eyes.
the gum one, normally gum in tins like that doesnt come wrapped, atleast all the brands i've seen
yeah, and why would you want it wrapped? That's just more plastic waste, it's good that it isn't wrapped individually
0:23 it’s a good solution until the cats scratch through that too 😂
2:53
We still had one of these at my local library in the 90s. They had repurposed it to hold different categories of magazines
8:40 that door opens into the room that guy needs to squeeze past the Christmas tree every time, and I'm 100% sure he has hit it a lot.
"Why the QUOIK would i want that?!" lol thats too funny
The thumbnail was amazing. No one can change my mind.
10:22 i need this so that i don’t have to worry about running back to my room after taking a piss at 3:00 in the morning
LMAO THE DISH DRYING RACK ONE one of my best friends is finnish so i texted asking about their dish drying rack seeing if it was an above sink one ONLY TO FIND OUT THE STANDARD IS DISH-DRYING CABINETS??? they have rack bottoms and the water drips into the sink but they look like regular cabinets. FEELS SO MUCH MORE CONVENIENTTT
i'm honored to be a part of this video
2:03 SMOOTH JURASSIC PARK REFERENCE, THANK YOU ROBIN!
2:30 Because of water temperature. You can enjoy someone’s company in the bath but hate their taste in water temperature.
As a delivery driver I can say a good door mat can make your hour. May the force be with you Star Wars Style is one i always remember, but I actually do appreciate good door mats. I have to take pictures of them to notify the Customer where their food is! ❤
The diffuser story made from Lexi made me wish I was that lucky. My diffuser stripped the top layer off some of my furniture and damaged my hifi. I learnt a very good lesson that day.
21:26 No joke, I tried that soap. It left my skin feeling super dry and smelled like generic bargain bin soap you'd buy at the dollar store.
10:24 I showed this one to my mom and she was like "That would be a fun gift for someone with arachnophobia." And when I mentioned they wouldn't set it up she said "They don't know it's a gift :)"
5:12 sorry if this has already been brought up, however im more then 3/4ths sure that magnetic goose is the goose from untitled goose game, saying this because its my comfort game lmao
The "sad bastards cookbook" is great, it's free online if you don't want a paper version and basically a large collection of recipes that can be made when depressed, sick or otherwise out of energy or money to make anything approaching a conventional meal. Very funny read too! There are different versions of most recipes to account for what you might have ingredients wise and how much energy you have available. I can guarantee there are recipes involving rice, though they would be amiss not to include ramen noodles (with optional additions to make it tastier/healthier). I felt very validated that there's a section about "you can in fact eat beans straight out of a can, if you don't have energy for more. But you have to say "it's fine like that" or it doesn't count", something like that anyway.
10:18 i got those socks for my birthday last year. Love them. Very goofy.
21:20 hell nah Robin, you’re gonna have to fight me for it
50:13 AGAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD BUT I WHEEZED SO HARD
Okay I totally purchased the dsub connector cable cover because of this (I found it for sale on a japanese auction site, cost me $15 but totally worth it)
20:13 I wouldn’t want to see the water bill, but that shower looks like it would feel just amazing
21:25 the side panel is from RDR2, I don’t know from which camp, but it was something I noticed real quick
I actually bought the sardine paper clips for studying purposes, and honestly? I kinda love them
0:40 another big issue with leaving your cats outside without a roof is that there is a decent chance that they escape.
I need that oven that tells when you started cooking. I got memorie issues. I forget to turn things off, forget im cooking if i walk off etc. Luckily i dont live alone. But its not fun having these issues.
as for the bed with the shelves.... yes you will wake yourself up by slinging a hand into the decorations or books and its aweful
I would totally by the rain sounds with the cat LOL
at 1:14:19, it's called a tensegrity table, it's a *STABLE* table held up by the tension in the links, just gotta be careful in turning it on it's side
1:52 ITS THE TPHONES GUYD WITWERAWWY THE TWESTOSTEPHONES THE TPHONW GUYS
(Obvi just their shells but a boy can dream)
9:55 Maybe not Disneyland, but definitely for walking around DC. I avoided going on my eighth grade class trip to DC because I hated how much walking there was when I went there two years prior
This is 'didntknowiwantedthat' not 'I'm not rich so I don't want it' get it right emkay!
I was at a museum yesterday and I saw a ring that had a key added onto it, I can't really explain it well but it looks so cool
1:11:35 I think I read somewhere that bonsai isn't a type of tree but instead a technique that makes any tree stay miniature
6:30 the only reason i feel the need to get these is because of how hideous they are and i kind of love them for that lol
An indoor beehive seems like a great way to lose a house.
I saw that indoor beehive back in winter of 2020 and found it cool…
I’ve been a beekeeper for 4 years now. Catch up with the times, Reddit posters.
*intece breathing*
*breathing stops*
A spider like creature walks into the room
Night light turns on
*oh hi tim*
Now that's the peak of humor 1:16
17:14 Funny story, there is a game like that... Pokemon FireRed and LeafGreen have little recaps of what all you did whenever you saved and exited the game. And when the recap is over it turns from an almost monochromatic scene to a vivid color and you can do whatever again.
12:21 Custom camper
Emkay: is that a horse trailer
Shopping for my husbands birthday with this and I have so many tabs open right now!
As a professional delivery driver, I can in fact confirm that people do read and enjoy joke welcome mats
37:02 That's a bad idea. It's stitched to the shirt, and you can't machine wash or even use regular detergent with microfiber cloth. It would literally destroy the shirt if you use a dryer.
we all needed that table cat socks
You’re wrong Robin the salt in Ramen comes from the packet not the actual brick of noodles itself but then again the brick is sealed with wax to keep it together so I don’t know which is worse😰
I would like to use a logical stance to the whole “keep your cat inside” thing. The general cat population is well over a healthy rate. How is me keeping my one cat inside going to help the birds if there are 30 strays to my one? The issue isnt people not keeping their cat inside. It’s the fact that people are not fixing their pets and adding to the issue of overpopulation.
The video games thing, I am completely on board with
24:24
"Dude, the agency is after me, and this gate is closed! Quick, open it!"
"I'm on it!" Sounds of rapid getting up, followed by the sizzle of waffle batter frying
"Hurry up!"
"I AM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN!" More sizzle
"WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG!"
"I HAVE TO GET MY KEYBOARD WAFFLE!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, KEYBOARD WAFFLE!"
"MY KEY CAPS ARE BROKEN, SO I GOT A WAFFLE KEYBOARD MAKER!"
Loud gunshot noises followed by screaming and screetching
"Jack?"
23:25 "Fuck the man and die" got some real energy to it.
i luv ur drawings ;3
15:07 I can't believe somebody would go to all of the trouble and expense to _build in a single-use, pointlessly articulated spigot_ solely to _occasionally_ put water into the _two pet bowls_ beneath it instead of just *actually making it automated enough to refill itself* so you don't have to. This is literally rich people wasting money to make their own lives harder than necessary while pretending it's an improvement.
47:34 Say what you want about it, but that thing will _definitely_ get you hammered.
BADUM TSS!
1:06:21 ever heard of bamboo torture? (Bamboo grow insanely fast and are pointy while growing)
i love you dude but the "no one cares or reads these" is super inaccurate cause let me tell you i learned the hard way everyone reads your door mats.. or whatever they are called in english
You got em right! Doormats are in fact read, as you said. Whether that be for better or for worse, we will never truly know
@@schrod1ngersc4t oh thank you! Glad i got it right lol
7:52 its an allergy thing. You wouldn't cook some beef with the pan you used at the same time to cook fish or shellfish if your guests are allergic to seafood. They'd get cross contaminated.
Nooo, if your guest has an allergy you definitely don't want to risk cooking both at the same time, the risk for cross-contamination would be way too high, like if the fat is sizzling and popping would get bits across. Just cook things separately and clean well in between, depending on your guest's allergy severity and cleaning requirements. I had a friend with a severe milk and egg allergy and we couldn't even make pizza with cheese on the same baking sheet as the pizza she had, it would have been too dangerous. She also couldn't share a straw with her boyfriend or kiss him after he ate cheese.
I have that crab pen holder, it is indeed THE BEST
26:13 red pandas do that when they feel threatened so they make themselves look bigger
0:35 that cat that’s a light grey and then dark grey on some parts is a ragdoll and looks just like my own cat. If you didn’t know, ragdoll cats’ main trait is being extremely friendly to the point where they are mentally unable to fight back. They are very loving and my cat is one of the best friends I have. 😊
I actually really love the conversation pits. Hate the colors from the 70s, but I like the concept.
the only thing worse than trees growing around you would be trees growing *through* you
I thought a mosquito net repair kit in Australia consisted of a welding kit and extra chain links
I tried the gunpowder soap! It's not bad but their gambler scent is better. It is leather, tobacco, and whiskey.
3:15 Friend was taking me to his house for dinner when we were stationed in Germany. On our way there, some jerk pulled up his tailpipe and promptly hit the high beams.
I told him to just stay steady, I got this, and I started manipulating his rearview mirror. Quickly, I managed to guide the light beam up the hood of the car following, and...
As soon as I saw the nose dip, I knew I had found my target. Not sure if that was Rogue Polezei (not bloody likely), the Baader-Meinhof Gang looking for hostages (More likely, but still not very), or just some hotheaded German Thugs looking for trouble (WAY most likely!), but, after they lost their optical sensors...
“Cats are a huge disaster.”
Tell me… i have two
One pisses on the floor and the other one tears up the blinds