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  • @Zinervawyrm
    @Zinervawyrm 3 месяца назад +166

    Woman saves boss' life by donating kidney and is fired soon after.
    In an unrelated story: Said woman's boss woke up in a seedy motel's bathroom bathtub, filled with ice.

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 3 месяца назад +31

      i mean clearly he didn't want the kidney and thus he broke warranty and it had to be returned

    • @Mcasii15
      @Mcasii15 3 месяца назад +9

      i legitimately cackled when i saw this

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 Месяц назад +7

      Breaking News: Local hero donates 293 kidneys to local hospital.

    • @Cinder_in
      @Cinder_in Месяц назад +2

      is this a saw reference I feel like this is a saw reference

    • @Zinervawyrm
      @Zinervawyrm Месяц назад

      @@Cinder_in No, just the trope of waking up in an ice bath after your organs being stolen portrayed in media.
      But, dammit, now I'm just picturing Jigsaw being pro-workers rights. And all his victims being crappy managers and CEOs.

  • @girl1213
    @girl1213 3 месяца назад +301

    "I have an Immune System."
    Doesn't stop people from dying from diseases

    • @kaydenene1
      @kaydenene1 3 месяца назад +37

      THIS omg. our immune system is good until literally any disease or infection or ANYTHING enters the body. i have an immune system of steel but when i do get sick it hits me like a bus. OUR IMMUNE SYSTEMS ARENT PERFECT. VACCINES ARENT BAD. PEOPLE NEED TO GIVE MORE CREDIT TO THE PEOPLE THAT KNOW MORE THAN US.

    • @kaydenene1
      @kaydenene1 3 месяца назад +17

      kinda went on a rant sorry bro😞

    • @S3lkie-Gutz
      @S3lkie-Gutz 3 месяца назад

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@kaydenene1 it’s all fun and games until your immune system turns against you. most people don’t even consider autoimmune disease and immunodeficiency either. in fact you get more sick when you have autoimmunity and it can exhaust your immune system to the point you become immunocompromised. people need to stop relying on their immune system so much as if it’s perfect and impervious to autoimmune responses or immunosuppression and trust their medical professionals

    • @nikitatavernitilitvynova
      @nikitatavernitilitvynova 3 месяца назад +10

      I have an immune system too. That didn't stop me from getting my brother sick in February with a cold. Nor did it stop me from possibly getting food poisoning last week and having a nasty fever that lasted a few days right before I was supposed to leave for a trip. Nor did it stop me at 12/13 from getting untreated pneumonia to the point of developping fluids in my lungs. Okay maybe my immune system is wack but when I was sick a week ago I was shocked I felt alive and didn't die on the couch. I felt so good I left for the trip still sick and I didn't look sick at all and ended up recovering the day after.

    • @girl1213
      @girl1213 3 месяца назад +14

      @@kaydenene1 Think we're allowed to rant when we're faced with stupidity since stupidity doesn't want to listen

  • @AlwaysANemesis
    @AlwaysANemesis 3 месяца назад +205

    That "Alpha Male Boot Camp" sure is an expensive, roundabout way to pay to get dommed.

    • @pyromainia4710
      @pyromainia4710 3 месяца назад

      Now I want to see an ultra-rich sub pay for it, go, and the whole time just quietly moan and whimper next to the people that think they're being "Alpha" going through it.
      Heck if I had the money and constitution, I'D do it just to mock them lol

    • @sarahloveless1726
      @sarahloveless1726 3 месяца назад +33

      Can you imagine a gay sub going to one of this, having a complete blast and when he tells his fellow gay subs and they start going it blows up the whole thing😂

    • @ditto7047
      @ditto7047 2 месяца назад

      ​@@sarahloveless1726
      Someone's gonna be blowing...

  • @insideAdirtyMind
    @insideAdirtyMind 3 месяца назад +389

    It is so funny that they call themselves alpha and then pay 18000 dollar to submit to other men. You can not make this s up.

    • @nerdypenguin9164
      @nerdypenguin9164 3 месяца назад

      Cause its only okay to submit to other alpha males. 😂

    • @ianrau6373
      @ianrau6373 3 месяца назад +30

      I mean considering the lot of them probably have blown way more on crypto trading it’s probably not the stupidest thing they’ve ever done, which makes it even funnier.

    • @Gaminginvrrr
      @Gaminginvrrr 3 месяца назад

      they are literally being dominated by other men that is literally the textbook definition of a “beta male”

    • @jenniferhernandez5998
      @jenniferhernandez5998 3 месяца назад +42

      Bdsm club could be cheaper.

    • @justicefool3942
      @justicefool3942 3 месяца назад

      What's ironic is these "Alphas" won't even join the military, where they will get the same kind of treatment, except they actually get paid to go through it.
      Problem though, is once Basic Training is done, you now actually have to follow up on your "Alpha" training, instead of going back to your life where you can continue pretending to be an Alpha.

  • @christophergroenewald5847
    @christophergroenewald5847 3 месяца назад +1401

    There is very little difference between real and synthetic diamonds. The only reason synthetic diamonds are undervalued and real diamonds are so expensive is because of the debeers group. Debeers was a mining company that ruled the diamond market for almost a century. This allowed them to single handedly manipulate the market to artificially inflate the value of diamonds through artificial scarcity. They were also responsible for coming up with the concept of diamond engagement rings and played a major role in convincing people that synthetic diamonds were cheap and worthless.

    • @pirobot668beta
      @pirobot668beta 3 месяца назад +159

      DeBeers has been trying to get the word 'diamond' copyrighted for years so only their product can carry the name.
      They 'harvest' tons of diamonds from a beach every day, only to put them into long-term storage.

    • @clintelkins9630
      @clintelkins9630 3 месяца назад +125

      Yeah they're literally both just carbon, there is literally no difference in their composition, it's stupid how diamond ads are like "our lab grown diamonds are indistinguishable from natural diamonds" YEAH BECAUSE THEYRE JUST CARBON

    • @emeraldfinder5
      @emeraldfinder5 3 месяца назад +53

      @@clintelkins9630 you’re just carbon!

    • @appledr8808
      @appledr8808 3 месяца назад +70

      ​@@emeraldfinder5 we are all just carbon 😢

    • @GogiRegion
      @GogiRegion 3 месяца назад +81

      The funniest part is that synthetic diamonds tend to have fewer impurities. You can’t actually tell for sure if a diamond is mined or synthetic, but the man made ones tend to be more pure.

  • @Kage6415
    @Kage6415 3 месяца назад +73

    13:44 One of my favorite quotes from George Carlin comes from one of his prolife bits, "If you're pre-born, you're fine, but if you're preschool, you're f***ed!"

  • @uberculex
    @uberculex 3 месяца назад +71

    "God's brilliant design for childbirth"?
    HAS ANY CHRISTIAN ACTUALLY READ THE DAMN BIBLE?!

    • @soukenmarufwt5224
      @soukenmarufwt5224 3 месяца назад +14

      Apparently not.
      I read it before (even older versions) and I hate religion of any kind

    • @raphaelchan7574
      @raphaelchan7574 2 месяца назад +13

      Me, and I’m very sure God literally made Eve’s body feel pain every time she has children so I have no idea where she got that information from

    • @firstnext5482
      @firstnext5482 2 месяца назад +7

      Nah, they listen to the guy who said he's read it. He can't be wrong because he wouldn't lie about what's in the bible- he told me the bible says he can't, so he definitely doesn't!
      (saying this is why the church hated Martin Luther, among other reasons)

    • @galaxyplayz9680
      @galaxyplayz9680 2 месяца назад

      @@raphaelchan7574Well yes, she lost the gift of living forever and living pain free because she took the forbidden fruit.

    • @sandrosliske
      @sandrosliske 2 месяца назад

      ​@@firstnext5482 this! 100% this!

  • @Terra_Egg
    @Terra_Egg 3 месяца назад +241

    13:52 as a wise man (Emerson Brophy) once said, “they think kids only matter when they’re not born yet”

    • @carrotman410
      @carrotman410 3 месяца назад +34

      As another wise man ( rucka rucka ali) once said "fighting for the life of a fetus only untill it individuates."

    • @cftyftyufyfuyfty
      @cftyftyufyfuyfty 3 месяца назад +4

      Who actually thinks that? Do you, like, have names of people irl..?

    • @-Galaxy-2695
      @-Galaxy-2695 3 месяца назад +18

      @@cftyftyufyfuyfty thinks that kids only matter in the womb? I direct you to literally every orphanage ever, my private school is donating to a shit ton of kids who’s parents probably had this mindset, you’re choosing a rock to live under and it shows

    • @-Galaxy-2695
      @-Galaxy-2695 3 месяца назад +14

      @@cftyftyufyfuyfty and if you want the names of people who think this, look no further than Taylor Lackford, 13:56 of this very video

    • @tashkagc6585
      @tashkagc6585 3 месяца назад

      "Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers." - George Carlin.
      Also from GC: "They're all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don't want to know about you. They don't want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're preborn, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're fucked.”

  • @SylvieGrimalkin
    @SylvieGrimalkin 3 месяца назад +150

    Geez. I’m extremely allergic to curry,chilli and pepper. So bad that I rarely eat in restaurants. One of my husbands friends invites us over for a bbq. My husband makes it extremely clear that I am allergic. We all sit down to eat and the meat smells and looks amazing. Took 2 bites of my steak when the “friend” says see you can’t taste it can you? I asked what? He said the pepper rub I put on it. My husband lost his nut and we left. I spent 5 hours on the bathroom floor in agony, one trip to the emergency room and 5 days with severely inflamed intestines and bowels. Please for the love of all you hold dear. DO NOT MESS WITH ANYONES FOOD PREFERENCES OR ALLERGIES!! If he hadn’t told me and I’d kept eating it would have caused emergency surgery or possible death.

    • @Jade_1872
      @Jade_1872 2 месяца назад +22

      This reminds me of my blood kin. None of them take allergies seriously unless you start to die five minutes after. Just end up in agony and swollen up for days throwing up? It’s fine you’re dramatic. So happy my new family understands even if they are sad I can’t eat something specific they love, they care more for my health over their egos.

    • @kevinsundelin8639
      @kevinsundelin8639 2 месяца назад +25

      I never understood why people are so fucking nonchalant about these things. I have a friend who is severely allergic to multiple common food ingredients, she accidentally ingested it and had to go to the hospital because she went into anyphylactic shock and her boyfriend had the audacity to question her on it, implying it wasn't that bad when I was literally right next to her the entire time.
      Another good friend of mine is allergic to apples, tomatoes and bell pepper, only in fresh form but cooked and baked in food is okay and while those unfortunately are three of my favorite foods ever, like I can eat bell pepper and tomatoes raw as a snack cause I love it so much, why would I ever force my allergic friend to eat it? It would achieve nothing but an allergic reaction (Not sure how severe but I don't want to take any chances) and one less friendship. So fucking stupid.

    • @RipliWitani
      @RipliWitani 2 месяца назад +12

      I would have not invited you or said bring your own food. What he did was actually criminal. It's a felony to trick someone

    • @tobiasbayer4866
      @tobiasbayer4866 2 месяца назад +27

      I hate the people that try to "test" your allergy. It seems like they believe that an allergy is synonymous with just not liking food. It isnt. This is especially prevalent with parents and their children where they just assume their child is bratty, doesnt want to eat smth and then lie about being allergic.
      This exact thing happened to my mother, she became extremely allergic to fish, not deathly allergic thankfully, more like spent the next hour under the water faucet allergic, and when she told her parents she didnt want to eat fish anymore because it makes her mouth hurt/swell, they just proceeded to secretly mix some of it into her food....
      Absolutely disgusting. Please, just believe people when they tell you they cant eat smth, especially children and especially your own children.

    • @SvenskaIdioterna
      @SvenskaIdioterna 2 месяца назад +2

      I would've definitely reported it to the police and sued them for damages. At that point, it's attempted murder since they knew you were allergic, there are no excuses. I'd also never talk to them again.

  • @omgtatercat
    @omgtatercat 3 месяца назад +68

    The Rock letting his girls put makeup and wigs on him is one of my favorite things to see: big, burly dudes putting aside their masculinity to bond with their daughters by doing something girly with them, because spending time with them is more important to them than keeping up an image. That's how it should be! Honestly love to see it.

    • @CentipedeM
      @CentipedeM 2 месяца назад +11

      i agree! but they're not "putting aside" their masculinity, they're just being not insecure and enjoying life

    • @MaticTheProto
      @MaticTheProto 2 месяца назад +3

      "putting aside their masculinity"... such a dumb sentence

    • @someonewhomighthaveskin
      @someonewhomighthaveskin 2 месяца назад +1

      That is an ALPHA MALE moment

  • @Scarlett.Granger
    @Scarlett.Granger 3 месяца назад +27

    Well imho the "Foreign pervert" tattoo was not a good example because that seems like a very accurate translation of "lover of Asian beauty" lol
    I see nothing wrong there lol

  • @Yosh-00
    @Yosh-00 3 месяца назад +31

    That Halloween candy visually made me angry. That bucket was FULL TO THE BRIM

    • @Outerscale
      @Outerscale 3 месяца назад +9

      Mark robers next invesion, a water gun that soaks you if you take more than one treat

    • @SvenskaIdioterna
      @SvenskaIdioterna 2 месяца назад +1

      Honestly, I'd report them to the cops. The rules of halloween and so on are clear, especially since people tend to write "take one" on the bucket. But even without that, they know that taking more is not ok. When they do this, it's robbery and theft can be reported, he has video proof and all.

  • @rhael42
    @rhael42 3 месяца назад +104

    "Wait, pro lifers never cared about children?"
    They never have, Robin. Never have.

  • @battlesheep2552
    @battlesheep2552 3 месяца назад +42

    Imagine getting the Bukkake talk. "You see, when a bunch of men love a woman..."

    • @Sclasspsycho
      @Sclasspsycho 3 месяца назад +10

      I'm sure she confused it with "bull hockey".

    • @thebacongodfather777
      @thebacongodfather777 3 месяца назад +7

      i used to think bukkake was some sort of vegetable

    • @fisheyenomiko
      @fisheyenomiko 3 месяца назад +3

      @@thebacongodfather777 Oh, like an eggplant? (-;

    • @rosesandmilk
      @rosesandmilk 3 месяца назад +4

      I can guarantee those men don’t love the woman lol.

    • @article10
      @article10 3 месяца назад

      "When a bunch of men love a woman very much, they sense a romantic feeling which makes them squirt out 'love juice' from their belly. The woman will drink the 'love juice' from her mouth till it reaches her stomach, in which a baby will form from the juice. And that's how you're born"

  • @InternetBINNY
    @InternetBINNY 3 месяца назад +32

    20:30 the thing about this post and feeding something to someone without their permission, vegan or not, if you do that to me, I don’t care who you are but I’ll immediately drop you. My relationship with food is bad, I’m a picky eater, and if someone EVER does that to me, then bye. Fuck them.

    • @I-Hate-Everybody-But-You
      @I-Hate-Everybody-But-You 3 месяца назад

      yeah, same here. ive never really been a fan of ANY burgers so I definitely wouldn’t care too much in that case, but if you put one of my “picky” foods in something and dont tell me, im throwing hands

  • @markusmura9953
    @markusmura9953 3 месяца назад +45

    3:52 I'm a christian and I am in DISBELIEF as to how this person doesnt know the CRUSADES that happened a couple hundred years ago

    • @patbracken
      @patbracken 3 месяца назад +1

      Or, you know... the old testament. The one where God tells his chosen people to slaughter the native population of Canaan so they can take it for themselves.

    • @EldyPlaysMinecraft
      @EldyPlaysMinecraft 3 месяца назад +5

      They were more than a couple hundred years ago lol.

    • @markusmura9953
      @markusmura9953 3 месяца назад +4

      @@EldyPlaysMinecraft I mean 2-400s is still a Couple if we stretch the definition a bit :)

    • @Fish-bt4c
      @Fish-bt4c 3 месяца назад +1

      @@markusmura9953 1271 is not 200-400 years ago, thats when the final significant crusade took place

    • @fisheyenomiko
      @fisheyenomiko 3 месяца назад +9

      @@Fish-bt4c "The last execution of the Inquisition was in Spain in 1826."
      Yeah, the Crusades may have ended many centuries ago, but it's not as if that was the last time Christianity was used to justify horrible things, up to and including murder.

  • @trishapellis
    @trishapellis 3 месяца назад +131

    3:37 Genesis 3:16: To the woman He said, “I will make your pains in childbearing very severe; with painful labor you will give birth to children."
    10:29 The reason why she says she's haunted by this is because the fact that this straight woman had to ask this question heavily implies she has never had an orgasm.
    14:20 It's because the pro-life movement has nothing to do with children, or babies, or anything like that. What they care about is murder. It's like, if you're a jobless homeless alcoholic whatever, people in general will be unlikely to want anything to do with you, but the police will still (be expected to) investigate your murder and put the culprit in prison. Nobody cares about the well-being of those children. The only thing that matters in the pro-life movement is that, in pro-lifers' minds, murder is happening, and murder is bad and should be prevented. And the only reason why they argue about when exactly a fetus is to be legally recognized as a human being is because the law happens to frame murder in terms of human beings and they haven't been able to just ban abortion as is.

    • @girl1213
      @girl1213 3 месяца назад +21

      Many of these people think they have the same power of persuasion as those in the Middle Ages, unable to accept that the world changed a lot since then

    • @Equ3strianGam3r
      @Equ3strianGam3r 3 месяца назад +17

      I thought that there was something in the book of Genesis about childbirth and the pains of labor were punishment for eating the forbidden fruit.

    • @basementdwellercosplay
      @basementdwellercosplay 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@Equ3strianGam3r it does, I think the verse they gave is God saying the punishment for eating the forbidden fruit

    • @Alverant
      @Alverant 3 месяца назад

      "What they care about is murder."
      Not true. If it was, you'd see them protesting against guns, capital punishment, police violence, polluting companies, persecution of LGBTQ+ people, etc. Instead they seem to be for those things. What they care about is control.

    • @trishapellis
      @trishapellis 3 месяца назад +4

      @@basementdwellercosplay That is exactly what it is, yes.

  • @lorenzoditrolio6680
    @lorenzoditrolio6680 3 месяца назад +34

    Kid: gets a tattoo with a pal for a good little reminder
    Parents: Is tHiS A siGn Of SatAn!!!

    • @thespudlord686
      @thespudlord686 3 месяца назад +26

      All I could think of it was lesbians

    • @xx_kittenkulture_xx1530
      @xx_kittenkulture_xx1530 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@thespudlord686me too ngl

    • @michaelmann7816
      @michaelmann7816 3 месяца назад +17

      ​@@xx_kittenkulture_xx1530 Neither of you are alone on this one. My first thought was "well, she's definitely crafty..."

    • @freeeeeeeez
      @freeeeeeeez 3 месяца назад +12

      whos gonna tell em

    • @fisheyenomiko
      @fisheyenomiko 3 месяца назад +6

      @@thespudlord686 Yeah, I was like, "No, no, her friend and her just like scissoring--I mean crafting!"

  • @Anonymousrando-uz9sn
    @Anonymousrando-uz9sn 3 месяца назад +14

    I want to intentionally get a tattoo in a language i don't know, but make it nonsense so if someone says "you know what your tattoo means, right" i can just say whatever nonsense it is and leave them flabbergasted.

    • @hayasheeeesh
      @hayasheeeesh 3 месяца назад +2

      ウーパールーパー/uupaaruupaa is Japanese for axolotl, and where the Pokemon Wooper gets its name from. The reason for this is because アホロトル/aholotoru means "dumbass old geezer", so they couldn't use that.

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 2 месяца назад

      @@hayasheeeesh clicked "Translate to English" on your comment, Google thinks both mean Axolotl

    • @hayasheeeesh
      @hayasheeeesh 27 дней назад

      @@vibaj16 jisho is a more trustworthy source than Google translate

  • @brainard8211
    @brainard8211 3 месяца назад +22

    3:39
    what Bible is she reading 😭
    Genesis 3 16 literally says "I will greatly multiply your pain in childbearing; in pain you shall bring forth children"

    • @filanfyretracker
      @filanfyretracker 3 месяца назад

      These people have probably never opened a Bible. I have even seen some stories that in some parts of the south there are churches where pastors are being told by their worshippers that the readings of Jesus are weak and leftist.

    • @SaHaRaSquad
      @SaHaRaSquad 3 месяца назад +2

      They aren't reading any books ever and only know the stuff a pastor is telling them.

  • @Chiffawndue
    @Chiffawndue 3 месяца назад +24

    Robin doing Iron Will was everything
    Also the pregnant woman had the right spirit. Just wrong idea. After birth, the hormones essentially mask the pain you felt so you’ll do it again. So it’s not painless obviously, but it essentially makes you “forget” because of said hormones. Forget in quotes because you don’t. And everyone is different ofc.

  • @mandelbrotwurst
    @mandelbrotwurst 3 месяца назад +11

    h... here's my k.. kidney boss...
    "You're fired. Thanks for the kidney though."

  • @tech34756
    @tech34756 3 месяца назад +12

    I consider it ironic that my mum interrupted my dad teaching me basic carpentry skills to make me go to church one Good Friday.

    • @airacummins5076
      @airacummins5076 3 месяца назад +2

      Well you can pick up what you were learning on Easter!

    • @TimpBizkit
      @TimpBizkit 3 месяца назад +4

      Well Jesus was a carpenter. Probably still is in Heaven.

  • @AIHumanEquality
    @AIHumanEquality 3 месяца назад +25

    My mother had a similar thing happen on Halloween. We had a sign out that said please take *one* and a camera up that wasn't even hidden and people would still take multiple and they weren't individual candy pieces they were loaded bags.

    • @Solkard
      @Solkard 3 месяца назад +2

      Were they people from your neighborhood?

    • @SvenskaIdioterna
      @SvenskaIdioterna 2 месяца назад

      If you have video proof, can't you report it to the police? I think people don't understand that it's robbery, stealing, plain theft. They go onto your property, ignore the sign and well-known rules of the holiday (including it not being for adults) and proceed to rob your property. You allowed them ONE, anything beyond that is illegal to take and certainly no better than running off with their lawn chairs.

  • @SilverAceOfSpades
    @SilverAceOfSpades 3 месяца назад +13

    I had surgery yesterday and it went really well

  • @alrecks619
    @alrecks619 3 месяца назад +16

    14:02 "54 people that clearly agree with it" not necessarily, the laugh reacts to statetements can mean that some parts of them actually disagree lmao.

    • @tzarg
      @tzarg 3 месяца назад +5

      Yeah, I've never used facebook so I'm assuming 54 is all the reactions added up and I think laughing is the most reacted one

    • @michaelmann7816
      @michaelmann7816 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@tzarg Neither have I, but I think you're right. As to what that means, all I can really say is that people laugh at visionaries, comedians and clowns equally...

    • @hayasheeeesh
      @hayasheeeesh 3 месяца назад

      ​@@tzarg correct, they're placed in order of most to least reacted, so a majority of the people who reacted are laughing. And likely AT her.

  • @SugaMot
    @SugaMot 3 месяца назад +10

    3:18 The Bible literally says that the pain of childbirth was punishment for eve eating the fruit...

  • @ImJustSpaceMan
    @ImJustSpaceMan 3 месяца назад +28

    You know its going to be fun when robin does r/facepalm

    • @jaso100
      @jaso100 3 месяца назад +1

      Finally a fellow demon cat
      DEMON CATS ASSEMBLE

  • @tylerbartlett28
    @tylerbartlett28 3 месяца назад +8

    19:05 coconut head's all grown up now

  • @josemengelez6947
    @josemengelez6947 3 месяца назад +25

    omg she confused "fakakta" with "bukakke". i'm dying.

    • @gr_pefxnta
      @gr_pefxnta 3 месяца назад +2

      what does it mean?

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@gr_pefxntait's when a bunch of men love a woman very much so they stand around the woman and shoot their love goo onto her.

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx 3 месяца назад +15

      ​@@gr_pefxnta Bukkake means something about multiple men "splashing" onto one person at the same time.

    • @gr_pefxnta
      @gr_pefxnta 3 месяца назад +3

      @@iclynnx oh..! thanks 😭

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx 3 месяца назад +6

      @@gr_pefxnta It can also be a type of Japenese noodle dish, so maybe you can think of that instead. "Bukkake" literally translates to "splashing" or something, so maybe there's something splashed on the noodle dish.

  • @Lunar994
    @Lunar994 3 месяца назад +64

    Not so Fun Fact: A woman on twitter did believe the world was gonna end due to the eclipse, so she unalived her husband and one of her daughters (the oldest one survived) before ending herself.

    • @skelepunner745sans5
      @skelepunner745sans5 3 месяца назад +9

      Dear God

    • @goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789
      @goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789 3 месяца назад +12

      I thought it was- well, it can't be the youngest because... because one of the children who died was a baby.... man I really, really hope that surviving kid gets real, affordable therapy-

  • @BRACE_The_Ace
    @BRACE_The_Ace 3 месяца назад +6

    19:25 What's worse, is that she has an emoji for reference in her username

  • @maxwellmegagamer8535
    @maxwellmegagamer8535 3 месяца назад +2

    19:44
    That’s food tampering, and is illegal. That person can straight up sue the dad

  • @DulcetNuance
    @DulcetNuance 3 месяца назад +10

    Damn bro starts the video with an MLP reference. Respect.

  • @chernobyl169
    @chernobyl169 3 месяца назад +7

    9:16 Welcome to the reason my light is off on the 31st of October

  • @wantedbird55srandomchannel28
    @wantedbird55srandomchannel28 3 месяца назад +12

    1:13 Maybe they just poorly explained why looking at the eclipse may cause eye damage?

    • @thespudlord686
      @thespudlord686 3 месяца назад

      It's Q
      He's a trolling piece of shit
      While it is good advice to not stare at an eclipse he was alluding to something much more sinister

    • @maxwell6881
      @maxwell6881 3 месяца назад +6

      Looking at the sun without an eclipse causes eye damage as well. The eclipse is short, and the times before and after the eclipse will still cause eye damage.

  • @Jellydoughnuthole
    @Jellydoughnuthole 2 месяца назад +1

    3:54 NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

  • @mr_flor
    @mr_flor 3 месяца назад +3

    7:20 that's why in Russian they are appropriately called "artificial diamonds" and not fake

  • @dmoreoboe
    @dmoreoboe 22 дня назад +1

    0:33 Actual boot camp pays YOU to be there

  • @superbluhedgehog1
    @superbluhedgehog1 3 месяца назад +19

    With regard to Jenner's blasting of the "Trans Visibility Day": That day has been the same day for years. It was instituted in 2009, and it just so happened to coincide this year (2024) with Easter Sunday. it's like they have no idea how international holidays work. What about back in 2018, when Easter happened to fall on APRIL FOOLS DAY!!! Hell, it'll be on April Fools day in 5 years (2029)! Truly a r/facepalm.

    • @addison1024
      @addison1024 2 месяца назад +1

      Pretty sure it'll be on 4/20 next year

  • @dragosrandomstuff9261
    @dragosrandomstuff9261 Месяц назад +1

    3:21 the funniest thing about this is that, in Genesis, God purposefully made childbirth painful to punish Eve for eating the fruit
    So girlie’s out there like “God’s wonderful design will make labor painless!! 😊” when he made you hurt in the first place.

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 3 месяца назад +16

    9:23 This is sickening. Especially given those shoveling the candy into their bags are adults.
    This attitude is why Trump has supporters.

    • @catfacecat.
      @catfacecat. 3 месяца назад +1

      Do you mean Biden?

    • @Fish-bt4c
      @Fish-bt4c 3 месяца назад +5

      why did you make this political
      you had basically zero reason to bring trump up

    • @j.p.6932
      @j.p.6932 3 месяца назад

      @@catfacecat.
      No, Biden supporters actually care about helping other people

    • @j.p.6932
      @j.p.6932 3 месяца назад +7

      @@Fish-bt4c They’re displaying the same selfish “me first. I’m the only one who matters” mentality that he embodies and promotes

    • @SilverNine89
      @SilverNine89 3 месяца назад

      @@j.p.6932 Do you mean Trump?

  • @sanders_billy
    @sanders_billy 2 месяца назад +1

    10:11 isn't this the same woman who thought that it was gay to see men crying at their own weddings

  • @blast_processing6577
    @blast_processing6577 3 месяца назад +3

    " military grade _inspired_ "
    😂

  • @venessafugi6768
    @venessafugi6768 24 дня назад +1

    The candy hoarders make my blood boil unreasonably high

  • @WarneD1
    @WarneD1 2 месяца назад +1

    3:39 maybe the blocked pain receptors she is referring to is from the epidural that “god inspired man to make.”

  • @jimwormmaster
    @jimwormmaster 3 месяца назад +1

    9:25: IIRC, UgoLord did a video on something like this. If the sign clearly says "TAKE ONE", and you empty the bowl, even if it was left outside, that can be considered theft, and is actually illegal. By having the "TAKE ONE" sign, you establish a contract of sorts, a condition to the offer of candy, and going against that breaks the terms of said arrangement.

  • @Numbr1RatedSalesman1997
    @Numbr1RatedSalesman1997 Месяц назад +1

    2:40 To be fair, Bukkake *does* just means splashing but depends how you interpret it.

  • @Knightess
    @Knightess 3 месяца назад +4

    17:26 I could understand it before the explanation and lost my mind. Someone is trolling that person and/or the tattoo artist with that collection of symbols.

  • @JustALittleGhostOfHallownest
    @JustALittleGhostOfHallownest Месяц назад

    7:59 imagine buying a shiny rock that’s actually super common and is really cheap and low quality when lab grown is actually higher quality because it lacks natural imperfections in the crystal structure (and has less borderline slave labor).

  • @joeywomer
    @joeywomer Месяц назад

    I looooove managers that are hypocritical and think they don’t want to follow their own rules, but the moment you tell them something in that same contract they wrote up, they get upset and throw a tantrum like a baby.

  • @TOMMY716
    @TOMMY716 22 дня назад +1

    A little sad thing about the eclipse one because if I remember there was a whole bunch of people who apparently actually did kill themselves and their family like apparently there was a woman who killed her husband and her two children

  • @touffedaviau8370
    @touffedaviau8370 3 месяца назад +4

    Did EmKay and The Click post almost the same video on the same day? 😂

    • @RaphaPortoRP
      @RaphaPortoRP 3 месяца назад +2

      Yeah I noticed it too!
      Btw, I found both of them funny af. 😂

  • @MisatoBestWoman
    @MisatoBestWoman 3 месяца назад +1

    Videos like these.. it’s all just so exhausting, the never ending insanity and low IQ stuff Robin narrating helps make them enjoyable.

  • @LuckySketches
    @LuckySketches 5 дней назад

    There are so many things in this video that should really be an arrestable offense.

  • @Damy-t4v
    @Damy-t4v 23 дня назад +1

    3:34 In fact, God made childbirth so painful as a punishment for Eve trusting the snake.

  • @ChiropteraNightfall
    @ChiropteraNightfall 3 месяца назад +2

    Every third Robin video I'm reminded he's an MLP nerd
    Nothing wrong with it, so am I for recognizing the references- usually Iron Will-, but it just... It's shocking every time. Like seeing a puppy on Mars.

  • @karatebat5156
    @karatebat5156 3 месяца назад +3

    3:09 What happened was that she forgot to switch accounts.

  • @reptile1840
    @reptile1840 3 месяца назад +1

    Yeah I’m like 90% sure the woman can sue her former boss for wrongful termination

  • @Yes-ig1tu
    @Yes-ig1tu 3 месяца назад +3

    19:20 clash of clans barbarian looking hair

    • @samdemel4126
      @samdemel4126 3 месяца назад +1

      That’s why it looks like a texture from fallout

  • @erikarussell1142
    @erikarussell1142 2 месяца назад

    LAB GROWN DIAMONDS DO NOT IMPACT THE ENVIRONMENT 😂

  • @marshmallowsonthemoon9292
    @marshmallowsonthemoon9292 Месяц назад

    3:46 today, class, we will be learning about these things called *_CRUSADES._*

  • @Hamsamwichfromouterspace
    @Hamsamwichfromouterspace 3 месяца назад +3

    9:02 robin missed a Ifunny watermark

  •  3 месяца назад +1

    Maybe those best friends one day even become roommates.

  • @zenith5844
    @zenith5844 3 месяца назад +1

    It is so wild to me that men will recognize that patriarchy negatively effects them by making it hard to communicate their feeling and have those feeling validated and then turn around and actively maintain patriarchal systems that negatively affect women. Not saying that’s what happened in the video, but just and observation from similar conversations I’ve had in person

  • @killerharmony
    @killerharmony 3 месяца назад +1

    oh my god my favorite subreddit, thanks emkay i love cringing so hard that my eyes fall out of their sockets ❤

  • @zukostryder
    @zukostryder 12 дней назад

    3:52 immediately went to the "holy" wars

  • @smile-tl9in
    @smile-tl9in 3 месяца назад +2

    5:51 tbh it would probably be one of the least hostile divorce out there.

  • @cewla3348
    @cewla3348 2 месяца назад

    7:40
    i'd go "what the fuck? we're hundreds of kilometers away, did you go into debt for this drink?"

  • @jonathangoodwin5609
    @jonathangoodwin5609 3 месяца назад +3

    4:13 pretty sure this was pretty obviously a joke.

  • @carolinesconcertvids860
    @carolinesconcertvids860 Месяц назад

    UK show Come Dine With Me. One of them was vegan. One of the hosts bullied her throughout the show about being vegan. He put parnesan cheese on her food, then when she asked for a fresh lot he put some on again. She ended up eating the potatoes. What he "forgot" to mention was they were cooked in goose fat

  • @thearkmecha4637
    @thearkmecha4637 14 дней назад

    Starting with an mlp reference was a crazy throwback for my brain

  • @MissShiniSato
    @MissShiniSato 3 месяца назад +2

    I hope she sued her boss 🙌🏽

  • @jesuschrist861
    @jesuschrist861 28 дней назад +2

    1:28
    Maybe.

  • @Retro_Lightning
    @Retro_Lightning 3 месяца назад +2

    The amount of bot comments is so yikes

    • @mjjoe76
      @mjjoe76 3 месяца назад

      They plague the platform, but YT spends its resources on demonetizing videos for bogus copyright strikes.

  • @Manhandle730
    @Manhandle730 3 месяца назад +1

    Regular boot camp pays you. What a deal!!

  • @Matt_8000
    @Matt_8000 Месяц назад

    3:40 - I think she was referring to the fact that your body/mind is made to forget the worst of the pain during childbirth so that mothers are okay with having more kids. I am only guessing here, as she worded this hilariously wrong
    19:38 - It's hilarious she's posting that since the correct one is at the end of her name

  • @funbricks1
    @funbricks1 Месяц назад +2

    Jesus didn't come back during the eclipse because if you remember the bible says "The rapture will come when humanity least expects it" and every other day I remember to say "I expect the rapture" so Jesus can't come down yet (i'm not done watching titanic)

  • @af9162
    @af9162 2 месяца назад +1

    21:04 and historians say they were best friends

  • @vidal9747
    @vidal9747 3 месяца назад

    Funny thing, in Brazil we have these contracts that basically make you act as a company and stop receiving your working rights. But, if the company forces you to have regular enough work times, overtime and act enough like an employee, you can sue them to have every right they didn't paid handed to you.

  • @Wagonball_Z
    @Wagonball_Z 3 месяца назад

    yes those who want power usually have ulterior motives for it..I.E. polititions,presidents,etc . those who do not even want it often do not abuse their power and are most suited to have it.

  • @JG-vh1xc
    @JG-vh1xc 23 дня назад +1

    3:36 that fuckin BOOK literally says that God meant for birth to be painful

  • @CageBlack1443
    @CageBlack1443 2 месяца назад

    That was a jumpscare, wasn't expecting to see Robin impersonate a MY LITTLE PONY character.
    Hey, Iron Will is one of the more interesting ones.

  • @matthewluebbering7180
    @matthewluebbering7180 Месяц назад +1

    Okay that painless birth one is dumb because it is stated in the Bible that painful birth is among the punishments for eating that apple

  • @hicknopunk
    @hicknopunk 3 месяца назад +7

    Child birth is not even CLOSE to how much pain you can feel. Kidney stone passing, pancreatisis are both much more painful than child birth.

    • @protoborg
      @protoborg 3 месяца назад +3

      And you know this how exactly?

    • @SilverNine89
      @SilverNine89 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@protoborg According to an an article Keck Medicine of USC, "Myth or Fact: Are Kidney Stones As Painful as Childbirth?":
      Nguyen points to a Scandinavian study from 1996, in which 70 first-time mothers rated their worst pain during labor as being on average between seven and eight, on a scale of 1-to-10, with 10 being the worst pain imaginable. Mothers with multiple childbirths, who often have a slightly easier experience, rated their worst pain as six to seven. “When we recently surveyed 287 kidney stone patients in 2016, they rated their worst pain as being very similar to that of childbirth, with an average pain score of 7.9 out of 10,” Nguyen says."
      However, I'm curious as to how many of the people that rated their pain score with passing kidney stones actually have experienced giving birth. In addition, according to that same article, 5% of women have experienced kidney stones while 10% of men have experienced the same thing.
      Anyways, that being said, are we in some kind of competition of what is more painful or something?

    • @eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee8
      @eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee8 3 месяца назад +5

      The issue here is pain is very subjective and varies from person to person. Those who have given birth aren’t the only ones who have had kidney stones or pancreatitis. Males tend to have lower pain tolerance than females on average so the numbers could easily be skewed due to that alone. Add in the concept of epidurals and pain management, and you can see why it is hard to get a definitive answer.

    • @Dan-dy8zp
      @Dan-dy8zp 3 месяца назад +1

      It's going to depend on the size of the kidney stone, and probably other variables I imagine.

    • @screamingalgae9380
      @screamingalgae9380 3 месяца назад

      Anecdotal, but someone I knew had both given birth and passed a kidney stone--she said the kidney stone was worse.

  • @ssjbread2803
    @ssjbread2803 3 месяца назад

    Funniest part about boot camp...if you join the military THEY PAY YOU to do boot camp!

  • @cosmiccatalyst6448
    @cosmiccatalyst6448 3 месяца назад +4

    11:37 You can’t compare those things, and to quote one of the comments on a different post about it:
    “Anyone comparing negligence that resulted in vehicular manslaughter to premeditated murder that was predated by years of domestic abuse needs to get their brain checked.
    Caitlyn sucks but the two situations are in whole different ballparks.”

    • @hayasheeeesh
      @hayasheeeesh 3 месяца назад +1

      Are they incomparable? Yes.
      Is Caitlyn being hypocritical for calling out a murderer when she herself killed someone AND got away with it? Also yes.

  • @bootmii98
    @bootmii98 2 месяца назад

    I mean, all the tunnels we have in the Bay Area show that it can be done.

  • @Telesecter
    @Telesecter 3 месяца назад +2

    12:05 He had good intentions, but the plan failed.

  • @Utopia390rl
    @Utopia390rl Месяц назад +1

    1:24 no, but he was correct. Something big did come. It was called the moon

  • @nedhunter4444
    @nedhunter4444 3 месяца назад +1

    1:30 Something big was coming, though. The moon. It came into the space directly between the earth and the sun for a little bit.

  • @nickthelick
    @nickthelick 3 месяца назад +3

    Maybe that pregnant woman's god is Xenu. Silent birth ffs 😂

    • @Raegoer
      @Raegoer 3 месяца назад +1

      Why did my brain read that as Final Fantasy Seven… I think I saw a believably-video-game word and themed my autofill

  • @DeskFan
    @DeskFan 3 месяца назад

    3:03 damn she really just switched teams

  • @thesadisticskitty7665
    @thesadisticskitty7665 3 месяца назад +3

    0:13 brony exposed

  • @Outerscale
    @Outerscale 3 месяца назад

    8:25 Yeah, i agree there *is* a difference between the two. lab grown ones are more durable, cheaper, dont have an inflated price, don't ruin the environment due to excessive mining of them, this list could go on forever but ive made my point

  • @reducedfaticecreamisjustde1447
    @reducedfaticecreamisjustde1447 2 месяца назад

    Elon's post has exactly the same energy as that famous Bill Gates "die poor, it's your fault" quote.

  • @aaliyah452
    @aaliyah452 3 месяца назад +1

    6:37 it’s a lot harder to see a doctor now 😭

  • @-coffee_creamer-5327
    @-coffee_creamer-5327 3 месяца назад +57

    No views in 48 seconds? Really fell off

    • @DeltaMan867
      @DeltaMan867 3 месяца назад +2

      Ok buddy

    • @lucienmoolman8017
      @lucienmoolman8017 3 месяца назад +7

      Bro has NO IDEA HOW RUclips LIVE UPDATE WORK🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🔥🔥

    • @batz_bucketz
      @batz_bucketz 3 месяца назад

      Fr

    • @batz_bucketz
      @batz_bucketz 3 месяца назад

      ​@@DeltaMan867"Erm, okay buddy.." -🤓

    • @eme.515
      @eme.515 3 месяца назад

      222 views in 3 mins? real falloff

  • @davidgeorge1943
    @davidgeorge1943 3 месяца назад

    19:06 man looks like if Ragetti from Pirates of the Caribbean gave up the pirates' life and went straight.

  • @CombustibleCake
    @CombustibleCake 3 месяца назад +1

    hey uh i haven't been actively christian for about a decade but ummm i still clearly remember how jesus declared that looking after children is the greatest thing we can do as people because they are the future