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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

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  • @a.s.raiyan2003-4
    @a.s.raiyan2003-4 8 дней назад +159

    2:54 The square-root of negative 1 is called an imaginary number. So he is basically saying her beauty is non-existent

    • @oldmanregret
      @oldmanregret 8 дней назад +16

      Or if you put it into a calculator app it’s undefined, so on one hand you have an insult and on the other you have a compliment

    • @Gimmickvr
      @Gimmickvr 8 дней назад +3

      😂

    • @deadlineuniverse3189
      @deadlineuniverse3189 7 дней назад +2

      @@oldmanregretI wouldn’t call undefined a compliment. It could also imply that calling it any other term would be insulting to everything else labelled with that term.

    • @KoljaWolfi
      @KoljaWolfi 7 дней назад +1

      i was thinking "i" or "undefined" and couldnt figure out what it was supposed to mean. 😐

    • @MadameMinty
      @MadameMinty 6 дней назад +2

      This is exactly why math education is important

  • @AaAaAccslytrflp
    @AaAaAccslytrflp 8 дней назад +82

    √-1 is actually the value of the Imaginary Number

    • @xanjab_editz7789
      @xanjab_editz7789 8 дней назад +8

      If I had a nickel for every time I went to type a comment and someone already typed it, I’d have mad a 10 cent profit today

    • @FullerSand
      @FullerSand 3 дня назад +1

      🤑🤑🤑🤑

  • @Random-h1n
    @Random-h1n 8 дней назад +125

    UNCUT BEAST IS CRAZY

    • @woodcrafte_r
      @woodcrafte_r 8 дней назад +7

      I cut it every month

    • @Jackieness402
      @Jackieness402 8 дней назад +1

      @@woodcrafte_r bit of a monthly trim

    • @strawberrymilk1186
      @strawberrymilk1186 7 дней назад

      @@woodcrafte_rdo u know what they mean or 😭

    • @Guest2501
      @Guest2501 7 дней назад +3

      @@woodcrafte_rbro’s built like an axolotl 😭😭

    • @anyamusume237
      @anyamusume237 9 часов назад

      @@Guest2501it either grows back or he’s got a 24 pack of foreskin 😭

  • @reznovvazileski3193
    @reznovvazileski3193 8 дней назад +52

    9:27 I pick D) "You can have other children!"
    Not only does it drive a future customer, which in itself grows yet another future customer, it's always good to stay positive.

  • @Deegonbeefon
    @Deegonbeefon 8 дней назад +20

    5:21 its a suicide joke.

  • @colinhooper1933
    @colinhooper1933 4 дня назад +3

    "My mom hooks up with my friends"
    "Hey man I'm sorry to hear. If you need a friend to talk to I got you"
    I almost passed out from laughing at that one!!

  • @ScpVelvet
    @ScpVelvet 7 дней назад +9

    2:54 AS A MATH NERD I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THIS IS A CRAZY REJECTION 😭😭

  • @j-type6275
    @j-type6275 8 дней назад +23

    nothing is as cursed as the comments people can post on reddit

  • @menosproblemos6993
    @menosproblemos6993 4 дня назад +1

    "Is the 20th floor high enough?"
    Might be a 7/11 joke.
    2 soon?

  • @Mohammedamine9.
    @Mohammedamine9. 8 дней назад +18

    0:51 that doctor who reference got me out of nowhere

  • @rashedmaitta9974
    @rashedmaitta9974 4 дня назад +1

    3:23 never in my life have I thought that physics could be this dark and I absolutely love it 😂

  • @Kaydenjames1028
    @Kaydenjames1028 4 дня назад +3

    0:13 This was missing some context, the comment that goes right after the post read: “And if you run out of presents, throw your kids out the window!”

  • @Filves1773-n4b
    @Filves1773-n4b 8 дней назад +10

    3:08 I know this joke is old but, he kinda GHOSTED her

  • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
    @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 8 дней назад +6

    2:49 that says "square root of minus one". It's literally an imaginary number btw

  • @zabacz4224
    @zabacz4224 8 дней назад +8

    How can RUclips Gatekeep this from me for 25 seconds grrr

  • @KXZero
    @KXZero 7 дней назад +3

    8:22,yeah. Almost died to this. Choking to death on pizza. Good job, Emkay. 🤣👍🤮

  • @adamweston4152
    @adamweston4152 3 дня назад +1

    5:02 look up the character from the TV show DR WHO called commander skaak and you will see what I mean.

  • @ethenzilla3973
    @ethenzilla3973 8 дней назад +5

    This had two meanings one is shown right now 5:37

  • @NoName_5555
    @NoName_5555 8 дней назад +5

    2:50 You skipped math class? That's the SQUARE ROOT SYMBOL!

    • @notafraidofchange
      @notafraidofchange 4 дня назад

      He did go on to say later in the video that he's kinda dumb, sooo.... at least he's honest?

  • @Gojo_miku
    @Gojo_miku 8 дней назад +4

    5:10 built to survive a car crash

  • @goldyellow5781
    @goldyellow5781 8 дней назад +14

    the baby looks like that one image of a baby emerging from some powder 0:46

  • @geedub88
    @geedub88 8 дней назад +1

    1:30 - "Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full proce for a late pizza" - Michelangelo 1990

  • @theominouspigeon
    @theominouspigeon 8 дней назад +15

    2:54 √-1 is square root of -1, the imaginary number

    • @lemmymaster
      @lemmymaster 8 дней назад +3

      So, their beauty is an imagination. Oof

  • @michealpersicko9531
    @michealpersicko9531 2 дня назад

    2:21 fun fact Kent cigarettes used to have micronite filters which were made out of asbestos.

  • @alexismyers6053
    @alexismyers6053 8 дней назад +2

    7:41 In an 18+ Discord I’m on, the admin changed a guy’s name to Mark Suckleburg for the exact same joke lol

  • @minners71
    @minners71 4 дня назад +1

    @6:30 No we are not!

  • @jimbob-q3r
    @jimbob-q3r 4 дня назад

    3:20 nobody is a full fledged doctor at 22.

  • @Mr_Edward_Nigma
    @Mr_Edward_Nigma 5 дней назад

    The person in the thumbnail looks like they’re good at hunting survivors down in Pillar Chase 2

  • @ThatWindowsGuy488
    @ThatWindowsGuy488 8 дней назад +1

    “what if your run out of kids?”

  • @SteveM1959
    @SteveM1959 7 дней назад

    So, 22 years old and a doctor. Congratulations Doogie.

  • @informationdebug
    @informationdebug 7 дней назад +1

    THUMBNAIL IS WILLLDDDDDD

  • @WilliamAftonin1985
    @WilliamAftonin1985 8 дней назад +1

    So he wasn't ghosting you he was just a ghost

  • @hopecookies1935
    @hopecookies1935 8 дней назад +2

    0:52 dudn't know Zach was a Doctor Who fan

  • @jonmendelson1104
    @jonmendelson1104 8 дней назад +1

    3:23 Only if you don't take into account the movement of the Earth.

  • @ericgolightly8450
    @ericgolightly8450 6 дней назад

    2:25 You may not be entitled to financial compensation.
    3:58 He says he's going to jump 😬

  • @TylerSchneider-v8v
    @TylerSchneider-v8v 8 дней назад +1

    2:52 that’s the square root of negative one, it means imaginary numbers as you can’t square negative numbers

    • @ThisOldSkater
      @ThisOldSkater 8 дней назад +1

      You mean can't square a number and get a negative number.

    • @rn.arined
      @rn.arined 8 дней назад

      @@ThisOldSkaterif you square an imaginary number (i.e. square root of -1) you will get a negative number, they may not apply in traditional math but they do exist despite their name

    • @ThisOldSkater
      @ThisOldSkater 6 дней назад

      @@rn.arined No, I just meant you can square negative numbers all day, the result just won't be negative: "you can’t square negative numbers"

  • @zincler3123
    @zincler3123 8 дней назад +3

    0:50 nosferatu

  • @anibeth2868
    @anibeth2868 8 дней назад

    We all have an uncut beast. Sometimes that beast is the friends we made along the way ☺️

  • @muttthingy9908
    @muttthingy9908 8 дней назад

    the fact that he doesn't know who Ea-Nasir is, genuinely upsets me. i dont know why.

  • @ChillyUltraKill
    @ChillyUltraKill 7 дней назад

    2:55
    “Your beauty” is i.
    i = square root of -1

  • @cinderstar9718
    @cinderstar9718 8 дней назад

    1:30 i…i have no words for that one. That one… That one got me good

  • @Puffyboyz
    @Puffyboyz 7 дней назад

    4:28 Idk why, but i hear the "When...."That is at the start of "Demons" by Imagine dragons

  • @melon-melon71
    @melon-melon71 3 дня назад

    9:57 ok guys here’s the plan, egg salad

  • @Aster_Master
    @Aster_Master 6 дней назад

    0:54 Just watch out for the Cybermats!

  • @kitkat7805
    @kitkat7805 6 дней назад

    I actually asked a friend with long nails, and they said they use the mummy tp method

  • @ThisOldSkater
    @ThisOldSkater 8 дней назад

    The fact that people need to look at hands to tell if a pic of Zuch is AI or not...

  • @Kibi27
    @Kibi27 8 дней назад

    0:53 that Doctor Who reference punched me in the face

  • @felipebustos3563
    @felipebustos3563 День назад

    "Honey, i see you're hard, eat your food"

  • @Gleepgloorp42069
    @Gleepgloorp42069 8 дней назад

    4:52
    I said the name outloud, and I just felt a wave of dread wash over me, send help 😭🙏

  • @pushie5082
    @pushie5082 8 дней назад +2

    2:43 I don't really get it, is it because the square root of -1 equals to ¡?

  • @DrIgnacious
    @DrIgnacious 8 дней назад

    I finished one emkay video and this one popped up.

  • @RandomFunnyGuyOnTheInternet
    @RandomFunnyGuyOnTheInternet 7 дней назад

    0:51 Elmo looking demon

  • @TSGtheGoober
    @TSGtheGoober 8 дней назад

    How dare RUclips keep this from me ngl

  • @torismith9360
    @torismith9360 8 дней назад

    Merry Christmas to those that celebrate and a great day to all :)

  • @djnightmare1005
    @djnightmare1005 8 дней назад

    This is the earliest I've been

  • @SCP--gh7vg
    @SCP--gh7vg 8 дней назад +2

    bro still exists damn..

  • @riverrile
    @riverrile 8 дней назад

    0:53 HELL YEAH DOCTOR WHO

  • @cozyvrc
    @cozyvrc 8 дней назад

    3:30 can confirm the toaster bath method doesn’t work

  • @nopenopity-nope6621
    @nopenopity-nope6621 8 дней назад +1

    0:33 Lmao a Fallout 4 text post meme slipped in there
    Hi Mr Mayor 👋

  • @Vaultboyfromfallout
    @Vaultboyfromfallout 8 дней назад

    0:44 codsworth and hancock banter

  • @TetraSky
    @TetraSky 8 дней назад +1

    2:50 why is he saying " but your beauty is still i " ?
    (square root of minus one is "i" in weird maths)

    • @dosensardellen
      @dosensardellen 8 дней назад

      I think it was meant as impossible, not i even if thtas correct

    • @ThisOldSkater
      @ThisOldSkater 8 дней назад

      Imaginary

  • @null_verdict
    @null_verdict 8 дней назад

    0:53 Love the Doctor Who reference 👌

  • @theominouspigeon
    @theominouspigeon 8 дней назад +1

    i did not need to hear that

  • @Lefkefb
    @Lefkefb 4 дня назад

    2:55 isn't this basic high school knowledge

  • @Paracertherium233
    @Paracertherium233 8 дней назад +1

    10:57 As a gay guy I feel both of those urges.

  • @themagigdorito
    @themagigdorito 8 дней назад +1

    3:37 air conditioning teeth

  • @reznovvazileski3193
    @reznovvazileski3193 8 дней назад

    I mean that first one's not even cursed lol that could actually very well be the case. You never know a person's life of course but calling someone at 4am without an emergency is kinda globally weird. I was known to party til 9am on the weekends and even then ppl still didn't call me at 4am.

  • @SP_1st
    @SP_1st 8 дней назад +1

    2:52 the square root of -1 (√-1) is i.
    I don't get it either

  • @nominatively
    @nominatively 8 дней назад

    got this recommended when it came out fourtyfour seconds ago

  • @Caterman_the_pomson_enjoyer
    @Caterman_the_pomson_enjoyer 8 дней назад +1

    0:51 taskmaster or skeletor

    • @MARKET_GARDNERI
      @MARKET_GARDNERI 8 дней назад

      Critmaster
      *bass boosted frying pan sound*

    • @Caterman_the_pomson_enjoyer
      @Caterman_the_pomson_enjoyer 8 дней назад

      @@MARKET_GARDNERI It's nice to see TF2 community still manages to flood comment sections with TF2 memes

    • @MARKET_GARDNERI
      @MARKET_GARDNERI 8 дней назад

      @@Caterman_the_pomson_enjoyer indeed haha 🤣👍

    • @MARKET_GARDNERI
      @MARKET_GARDNERI 8 дней назад

      @@Caterman_the_pomson_enjoyer nice seeing ya lad

  • @thebeaninchili
    @thebeaninchili 7 дней назад

    Holy shit, my post is on Emkay lmao (r/Minesticks)
    I used to watch you guys a lot during quarantine, all the best!
    8:11

  • @error-ianglitcher2753
    @error-ianglitcher2753 4 дня назад

    0:49 skelator

  • @BenIThink
    @BenIThink 8 дней назад

    3:08 ah yes, very family friendly

  • @HallowMyth
    @HallowMyth 3 дня назад

    0:45 that baby looks like Sans

  • @DisIsYubtub
    @DisIsYubtub 8 дней назад

    Mini shovels is crazy

  • @baguette.commenter
    @baguette.commenter 8 дней назад

    merry christmas peeps

  • @cottoncandyicecreamcat7554
    @cottoncandyicecreamcat7554 8 дней назад

    I love watching a really new cause you watch every number rise

  • @M4rshmallo
    @M4rshmallo 8 дней назад

    0:54 I like the doctor who reference

  • @bukkchickenbukk
    @bukkchickenbukk 8 дней назад

    0:25 it's december first? emkay records videos one year in advance?

  • @Popmycherryyo
    @Popmycherryyo 8 дней назад

    00:50 oh look, it's Cubone !

  • @bubbletractor
    @bubbletractor 8 дней назад

    0:45 skeletor

  • @CJSwag32
    @CJSwag32 8 дней назад

    0:55 Doctor Who reference.

  • @YamiHoOu
    @YamiHoOu 6 дней назад

    The coma thing isn't the moyher beigg cruel in case anyone is wondering. It's a really sad story. The guy has lockdd in syndrome.

  • @AaronConner-l8t
    @AaronConner-l8t 8 дней назад

    Call the baby ghost

  • @grouchyolddan
    @grouchyolddan 5 дней назад

    So he literally ghosted

  • @KJImpakt
    @KJImpakt День назад

    Nice Doctor Who reference

  • @Kagira2006
    @Kagira2006 6 дней назад

    0:45 Skeletor

  • @RyanBlack-ul3zv
    @RyanBlack-ul3zv 8 дней назад

    7:12 7 seconds is very specific. I'm going to need someone to elaborate on that.

  • @ericsoucie2865
    @ericsoucie2865 8 дней назад

    5:20 All I want is just someone too hug. I think the desriptive word is tactile. That's why I got my crush in my basement.
    Now for me to see if there is a r/CursedRUclips subreddit.

    • @thelunchlady8276
      @thelunchlady8276 8 дней назад

      I imagine too hug is when you hug so hard strawberry jelly comes out.

  • @altarofshadows
    @altarofshadows 6 дней назад

    3:03 still better than being human

  • @LikesToArgueOverNothing
    @LikesToArgueOverNothing 7 дней назад +1

    Ummm. I believe people can have there own opinion even political one's and I don't care what yours is but... why the hell would Trump winning matter to Jacksepticeye? like I get there are people here in the US upset about it but dude don't even live here...

  • @burakozc3079
    @burakozc3079 3 дня назад

    Age 22, Being a doctor? Really?

    • @historytoday4645
      @historytoday4645 День назад

      They're probably a nurse since that's just a four year year degree

  • @NicoleMayfield-g3n
    @NicoleMayfield-g3n 8 дней назад

    00:45 sans

  • @Bruh_idk69lul
    @Bruh_idk69lul 7 дней назад

    Happy holidays...

  • @matheussanthiago9685
    @matheussanthiago9685 7 дней назад

    Ea-nasir mentioned

  • @firebrakerthunder1277
    @firebrakerthunder1277 8 дней назад

    YES! MORE CURSED COMMENTS!

  • @elijoki99
    @elijoki99 8 дней назад

    Honestly, some of these made me laugh my ass off.

  • @FandomTheWise
    @FandomTheWise 3 дня назад

    1:02 doctor who reference!!!!

  • @para_que_estas_viendo_esto
    @para_que_estas_viendo_esto 8 дней назад

    0:44 sans

  • @tapattermtemtheprotogen3177
    @tapattermtemtheprotogen3177 8 дней назад

    i got this video in 30 seconds but didnt know what to comment