@@oldmanregretI wouldn’t call undefined a compliment. It could also imply that calling it any other term would be insulting to everything else labelled with that term.
9:27 I pick D) "You can have other children!" Not only does it drive a future customer, which in itself grows yet another future customer, it's always good to stay positive.
"My mom hooks up with my friends" "Hey man I'm sorry to hear. If you need a friend to talk to I got you" I almost passed out from laughing at that one!!
@@ThisOldSkaterif you square an imaginary number (i.e. square root of -1) you will get a negative number, they may not apply in traditional math but they do exist despite their name
I mean that first one's not even cursed lol that could actually very well be the case. You never know a person's life of course but calling someone at 4am without an emergency is kinda globally weird. I was known to party til 9am on the weekends and even then ppl still didn't call me at 4am.
5:20 All I want is just someone too hug. I think the desriptive word is tactile. That's why I got my crush in my basement. Now for me to see if there is a r/CursedRUclips subreddit.
Ummm. I believe people can have there own opinion even political one's and I don't care what yours is but... why the hell would Trump winning matter to Jacksepticeye? like I get there are people here in the US upset about it but dude don't even live here...
2:54 The square-root of negative 1 is called an imaginary number. So he is basically saying her beauty is non-existent
Or if you put it into a calculator app it’s undefined, so on one hand you have an insult and on the other you have a compliment
😂
@@oldmanregretI wouldn’t call undefined a compliment. It could also imply that calling it any other term would be insulting to everything else labelled with that term.
i was thinking "i" or "undefined" and couldnt figure out what it was supposed to mean. 😐
This is exactly why math education is important
√-1 is actually the value of the Imaginary Number
If I had a nickel for every time I went to type a comment and someone already typed it, I’d have mad a 10 cent profit today
🤑🤑🤑🤑
UNCUT BEAST IS CRAZY
I cut it every month
@@woodcrafte_r bit of a monthly trim
@@woodcrafte_rdo u know what they mean or 😭
@@woodcrafte_rbro’s built like an axolotl 😭😭
@@Guest2501it either grows back or he’s got a 24 pack of foreskin 😭
9:27 I pick D) "You can have other children!"
Not only does it drive a future customer, which in itself grows yet another future customer, it's always good to stay positive.
5:21 its a suicide joke.
"My mom hooks up with my friends"
"Hey man I'm sorry to hear. If you need a friend to talk to I got you"
I almost passed out from laughing at that one!!
2:54 AS A MATH NERD I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THIS IS A CRAZY REJECTION 😭😭
nothing is as cursed as the comments people can post on reddit
"Is the 20th floor high enough?"
Might be a 7/11 joke.
2 soon?
0:51 that doctor who reference got me out of nowhere
Right??
lmao same i was gonna comment about it but you beat me to it!
3:23 never in my life have I thought that physics could be this dark and I absolutely love it 😂
0:13 This was missing some context, the comment that goes right after the post read: “And if you run out of presents, throw your kids out the window!”
smh
3:08 I know this joke is old but, he kinda GHOSTED her
2:49 that says "square root of minus one". It's literally an imaginary number btw
How can RUclips Gatekeep this from me for 25 seconds grrr
8:22,yeah. Almost died to this. Choking to death on pizza. Good job, Emkay. 🤣👍🤮
5:02 look up the character from the TV show DR WHO called commander skaak and you will see what I mean.
This had two meanings one is shown right now 5:37
2:50 You skipped math class? That's the SQUARE ROOT SYMBOL!
He did go on to say later in the video that he's kinda dumb, sooo.... at least he's honest?
5:10 built to survive a car crash
the baby looks like that one image of a baby emerging from some powder 0:46
LMAO I THOUGHT THAT TOO
Skeletor
1:30 - "Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full proce for a late pizza" - Michelangelo 1990
2:54 √-1 is square root of -1, the imaginary number
So, their beauty is an imagination. Oof
2:21 fun fact Kent cigarettes used to have micronite filters which were made out of asbestos.
7:41 In an 18+ Discord I’m on, the admin changed a guy’s name to Mark Suckleburg for the exact same joke lol
@6:30 No we are not!
3:20 nobody is a full fledged doctor at 22.
The person in the thumbnail looks like they’re good at hunting survivors down in Pillar Chase 2
“what if your run out of kids?”
So, 22 years old and a doctor. Congratulations Doogie.
THUMBNAIL IS WILLLDDDDDD
So he wasn't ghosting you he was just a ghost
0:52 dudn't know Zach was a Doctor Who fan
3:23 Only if you don't take into account the movement of the Earth.
2:25 You may not be entitled to financial compensation.
3:58 He says he's going to jump 😬
2:52 that’s the square root of negative one, it means imaginary numbers as you can’t square negative numbers
You mean can't square a number and get a negative number.
@@ThisOldSkaterif you square an imaginary number (i.e. square root of -1) you will get a negative number, they may not apply in traditional math but they do exist despite their name
@@rn.arined No, I just meant you can square negative numbers all day, the result just won't be negative: "you can’t square negative numbers"
0:50 nosferatu
We all have an uncut beast. Sometimes that beast is the friends we made along the way ☺️
the fact that he doesn't know who Ea-Nasir is, genuinely upsets me. i dont know why.
2:55
“Your beauty” is i.
i = square root of -1
1:30 i…i have no words for that one. That one… That one got me good
4:28 Idk why, but i hear the "When...."That is at the start of "Demons" by Imagine dragons
9:57 ok guys here’s the plan, egg salad
0:54 Just watch out for the Cybermats!
I actually asked a friend with long nails, and they said they use the mummy tp method
The fact that people need to look at hands to tell if a pic of Zuch is AI or not...
0:53 that Doctor Who reference punched me in the face
"Honey, i see you're hard, eat your food"
4:52
I said the name outloud, and I just felt a wave of dread wash over me, send help 😭🙏
2:43 I don't really get it, is it because the square root of -1 equals to ¡?
imaginary number
Ok
I finished one emkay video and this one popped up.
0:51 Elmo looking demon
How dare RUclips keep this from me ngl
Merry Christmas to those that celebrate and a great day to all :)
This is the earliest I've been
bro still exists damn..
0:53 HELL YEAH DOCTOR WHO
3:30 can confirm the toaster bath method doesn’t work
0:33 Lmao a Fallout 4 text post meme slipped in there
Hi Mr Mayor 👋
0:44 codsworth and hancock banter
2:50 why is he saying " but your beauty is still i " ?
(square root of minus one is "i" in weird maths)
I think it was meant as impossible, not i even if thtas correct
Imaginary
0:53 Love the Doctor Who reference 👌
i did not need to hear that
2:55 isn't this basic high school knowledge
10:57 As a gay guy I feel both of those urges.
3:37 air conditioning teeth
I mean that first one's not even cursed lol that could actually very well be the case. You never know a person's life of course but calling someone at 4am without an emergency is kinda globally weird. I was known to party til 9am on the weekends and even then ppl still didn't call me at 4am.
2:52 the square root of -1 (√-1) is i.
I don't get it either
The i means imaginary
got this recommended when it came out fourtyfour seconds ago
0:51 taskmaster or skeletor
Critmaster
*bass boosted frying pan sound*
@@MARKET_GARDNERI It's nice to see TF2 community still manages to flood comment sections with TF2 memes
@@Caterman_the_pomson_enjoyer indeed haha 🤣👍
@@Caterman_the_pomson_enjoyer nice seeing ya lad
Holy shit, my post is on Emkay lmao (r/Minesticks)
I used to watch you guys a lot during quarantine, all the best!
8:11
0:49 skelator
3:08 ah yes, very family friendly
0:45 that baby looks like Sans
Mini shovels is crazy
merry christmas peeps
I love watching a really new cause you watch every number rise
0:54 I like the doctor who reference
0:25 it's december first? emkay records videos one year in advance?
00:50 oh look, it's Cubone !
0:45 skeletor
0:55 Doctor Who reference.
The coma thing isn't the moyher beigg cruel in case anyone is wondering. It's a really sad story. The guy has lockdd in syndrome.
Call the baby ghost
So he literally ghosted
Nice Doctor Who reference
0:45 Skeletor
7:12 7 seconds is very specific. I'm going to need someone to elaborate on that.
5:20 All I want is just someone too hug. I think the desriptive word is tactile. That's why I got my crush in my basement.
Now for me to see if there is a r/CursedRUclips subreddit.
I imagine too hug is when you hug so hard strawberry jelly comes out.
3:03 still better than being human
Ummm. I believe people can have there own opinion even political one's and I don't care what yours is but... why the hell would Trump winning matter to Jacksepticeye? like I get there are people here in the US upset about it but dude don't even live here...
Age 22, Being a doctor? Really?
They're probably a nurse since that's just a four year year degree
00:45 sans
Happy holidays...
Ea-nasir mentioned
YES! MORE CURSED COMMENTS!
Honestly, some of these made me laugh my ass off.
1:02 doctor who reference!!!!
0:44 sans
i got this video in 30 seconds but didnt know what to comment