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  • @SakuraStardust
    @SakuraStardust 5 лет назад +4665

    Wow, imagine actually being destroyed online by Arnold Schwarzenegger

    • @jessegd6306
      @jessegd6306 5 лет назад +519

      He wasn't destroyed.
      He was...
      *Puts on sunglasses...*
      ...Terminated.

    • @jasonsummit1885
      @jasonsummit1885 5 лет назад +83

      And for once I actually agreed with the former governor of California.

    • @alexas.7634
      @alexas.7634 5 лет назад +43

      Except that "I know what you're looking for is attention and you won't get any" part.
      Uh? Yes he will have plenty now...

    • @nox_luna
      @nox_luna 5 лет назад +33

      arnold is fucking awesome

    • @jellybingey2850
      @jellybingey2850 5 лет назад +39

      @@alexas.7634 He never said that, he said no one will ever remember you.

  • @MAXDragon670
    @MAXDragon670 5 лет назад +17615

    Random Minecraft sounds in the beginning?
    Edit: guys...its been a year, can we all just move on from this????

    • @walkersunited7962
      @walkersunited7962 5 лет назад +2465

      I thought I had my game on lmfao

    • @gvusal
      @gvusal 5 лет назад +846

      Button sounds

    • @thatghostieboi8312
      @thatghostieboi8312 5 лет назад +1209

      I knew I wasn't crazy.

    • @kirbo4208
      @kirbo4208 5 лет назад +572

      Creeper
      Edit: what did i start

    • @jumpydaman
      @jumpydaman 5 лет назад +632

      I was playing mc while watching and It confused me

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад +5243

    Take this either as an insult or a compliment.
    Out of all 300,000,000 sperm cells, we got you.

    • @gvusal
      @gvusal 5 лет назад +307

      Stay where you staying. I am calling police. You are way too much

    • @lazyproeagle
      @lazyproeagle 5 лет назад +269

      I took it as both

    • @ZayanGL
      @ZayanGL 5 лет назад +117

      Damn I won the biggest marathon of my life

    • @denyan4507
      @denyan4507 5 лет назад +17

      Nah it's an insult for me

    • @bangwrldd
      @bangwrldd 5 лет назад +36

      I'll take it as an insult because I am a dissapointment

  • @zackaree9166
    @zackaree9166 4 года назад +1680

    Emkay: "you look burnt" is a rare insult
    Me an intellectual: "Ya know what; I love myself even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget I still love myself"

  • @chaddy_cheese6855
    @chaddy_cheese6855 5 лет назад +3881

    Why do I hear Minecraft arrows and pressure plates/trip wire hooks at the begining of the video?

    • @benp.865
      @benp.865 5 лет назад +419

      I think thats an AFK fishfarm

    • @lokithemortal491
      @lokithemortal491 5 лет назад +383

      @@benp.865 Emkay actually plays Minecraft. I'm so proud.

    • @ZeFluffyNuphkin
      @ZeFluffyNuphkin 5 лет назад +127

      @@_AniWatch be quiet you dubstep

    • @_AniWatch
      @_AniWatch 5 лет назад +19

      @@ZeFluffyNuphkin shut up you nob.

    • @WhoTookThomas112
      @WhoTookThomas112 5 лет назад +88

      @@_AniWatch get demonitized, you ugly pant

  • @bean1002
    @bean1002 4 года назад +2096

    Damien- “nothing wrong with a little bit of a tooth gap”
    The tooth gap-
    🦷 🦷

    • @shortfilmmadness5213
      @shortfilmmadness5213 4 года назад +17

      Lookin like 2D from Gorillaz ass

    • @logged-out
      @logged-out 4 года назад

      Each cm of that tooth gap is a brain cell i lost looking at this comment.

    • @whalesharko4465
      @whalesharko4465 4 года назад

      Haha, that's... Really, haha... Funny
      Damn, I've never realised how gappy my teeth are before

    • @johndough7159
      @johndough7159 4 года назад +10

      Normal people: TEETH
      Her: TEE. TH

    • @Jotki
      @Jotki 4 года назад +11

      Those teeth are sponsored by Gap™

  • @MetaDHedge28
    @MetaDHedge28 4 года назад +2228

    This man should voice Plankton if his original voice actor retires
    Edit: This ain't an insult. It's a genuine thought. You people are mean

    • @hour30films36
      @hour30films36 4 года назад +30

      @@user-ek4qp3pi6v what

    • @logged-out
      @logged-out 4 года назад +18

      If you were an actor, you would be the door.

    • @MetaDHedge28
      @MetaDHedge28 4 года назад +89

      @@logged-out I'll have you know I've been in several theater productions and have never once been a door but have been told I was one of the best actors you freaking sour yellow orange

    • @MetaDHedge28
      @MetaDHedge28 4 года назад +6

      @Energetic Ethan So?

    • @EgoJordy
      @EgoJordy 4 года назад +140

      Why are people replying to this one comment sound so angry? He was just saying that he made a good impression ._.

  • @DMphobia
    @DMphobia 4 года назад +733

    8:12 "Does she floss her teeth with a mattress?"
    Thavage.

  • @fr0gg1t
    @fr0gg1t 4 года назад +1729

    Gotta add “you unseasoned chicken wing” to my insult list.

    • @sophii7906
      @sophii7906 4 года назад +15

      And the plague one

    • @NiqIce
      @NiqIce 4 года назад +2

      yes

    • @joelfett4739
      @joelfett4739 4 года назад +12

      Or you unelasticized rubber chicken

    • @alargebucket635
      @alargebucket635 4 года назад +6

      Remus my favourite rat man! 💚

    • @karl_is_loading
      @karl_is_loading 4 года назад

      Galaxypug4ever make sure to add Dense Cabbage!

  • @sleepyote
    @sleepyote 5 лет назад +1226

    That plankton impression tho. It'd be awesome if he did a whole insults video or roast me video in that voice.

    • @vel9259
      @vel9259 5 лет назад +4

      I ruined your 69 likes hehe

    • @thatdeadgirl
      @thatdeadgirl 5 лет назад +9

      it was so accurate omg

    • @queebles3183
      @queebles3183 3 года назад

      @@vel9259 gonna have to get it to 420...

    • @queebles3183
      @queebles3183 3 года назад

      I know realise I cannot count

    • @sleepyote
      @sleepyote 3 года назад

      I completely forgot about this

  • @user-ym5uu7fr9e
    @user-ym5uu7fr9e 5 лет назад +1610

    2:27 that's mikaela long making fun of refinery29, she sure as hell doesn't work for them

    • @cuponoodles7541
      @cuponoodles7541 5 лет назад +41

      yeah xd she definitely doesnt work for them

    • @stagnantfox3027
      @stagnantfox3027 5 лет назад +95

      I'm still surprised people don't know her. She's a vine star and also doing well on youtube and is pretty close to jenna marbles...

    • @XxCatcocanutxX
      @XxCatcocanutxX 5 лет назад +13

      @@stagnantfox3027 I freaking love her

    • @crystalmethany3245
      @crystalmethany3245 5 лет назад +11

      @God dont we all god

    • @ebc6970
      @ebc6970 5 лет назад +2

      who?

  • @machfassett5749
    @machfassett5749 4 года назад +410

    "I'm inspired to get a plague. Let's get a plague, baby!"
    i can't tell if this aged like milk or like wine

    • @machfassett5749
      @machfassett5749 3 года назад +6

      @EnchantingEcho Brilliant, thank you

    • @thatsimp7413
      @thatsimp7413 3 года назад +18

      Water, it turned warm. Some people like it, other people hate it

    • @Hstone-wq1tl
      @Hstone-wq1tl 3 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @borbzone9351
      @borbzone9351 3 года назад +2

      As a plague doctor, OH GOD PLEASE DONT

    • @SamuelTrademarked
      @SamuelTrademarked Год назад +2

      Aged like the Black Plague

  • @Djuztin
    @Djuztin 5 лет назад +1064

    This dude had his minecraft running while recording a video. What a legend

    • @wildone9946
      @wildone9946 5 лет назад +43

      I seriously thought I was hearing things XD

    • @jeykies3745.
      @jeykies3745. 5 лет назад +5

      Justo yes

    • @GertRist
      @GertRist 2 года назад +2

      @@wildone9946 same

    • @AxiimRedux
      @AxiimRedux 2 года назад +4

      @@PasiHatGrasi my minecraft was open so i was confused

    • @favoinousscum3718
      @favoinousscum3718 2 года назад +1

      THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS?!?!

  • @FinneganTheCaptain
    @FinneganTheCaptain 4 года назад +881

    “That’s Sean Astin from Lord of the Rings, you fetus.”
    Oh yeah? That’s Sean Astin from The Goonies. Who’s the fetus now?

    • @bert3840
      @bert3840 4 года назад +7

      Sean Astin from Rudy?

    • @TheRealCaptainFreedom
      @TheRealCaptainFreedom 4 года назад +2

      Generic Acoustic Guitar No, Lord Of The Rings.

    • @cearapearson8752
      @cearapearson8752 4 года назад +8

      Sean Astin from 50 First Dates

    • @akiraren
      @akiraren 4 года назад +3

      Sean Austin from the womb

    • @Mael_Str0M
      @Mael_Str0M 4 года назад +2

      That’s Sean Austin from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

  • @capernoited3838
    @capernoited3838 4 года назад +561

    2:35 she’s not Refinery29, she’s making a video roasting them lmao

    • @carysjames3405
      @carysjames3405 4 года назад +36

      I'm so glad someone else noticed this and not just me 😂😂

    • @yoonbooty7458
      @yoonbooty7458 4 года назад +37

      Poor Mikaela 😂

    • @deleted4116
      @deleted4116 4 года назад +15

      i’m glad u said something

    • @biancan6583
      @biancan6583 4 года назад

      People are so dumb. It honestly made me angry that he was laughing at her without even knowing the context. Shitty human.

    • @hannahbobby2348
      @hannahbobby2348 4 года назад +2

      @@biancan6583 Calm down it's not like he did it on purpose

  • @lecoeur2
    @lecoeur2 4 года назад +163

    I can't lie, the plankton voice is IMMACULATE

  • @apollo-or3mo
    @apollo-or3mo 5 лет назад +1655

    2:31 the girl in the video actually kind of mocks refinery29

    • @angelicahernandez2692
      @angelicahernandez2692 5 лет назад +12

      Lmaooooo I get this joke

    • @boiihiu7111
      @boiihiu7111 5 лет назад +152

      When i read this comment i was like what if it's Mikaela and then it actually showed her i'm-

    • @-xgachagirlx-3500
      @-xgachagirlx-3500 5 лет назад +55

      I love Mikaela

    • @myckeli
      @myckeli 5 лет назад +72

      She has mad make-up skills, it's just their tutorials that are trash hahah

    • @boiihiu7111
      @boiihiu7111 5 лет назад

      @@-xgachagirlx-3500 same mate

  • @dividale2821
    @dividale2821 5 лет назад +2156

    Are you the plankton voice actor? You actually sound exactly like him 3:07

    • @dexterthecat0271
      @dexterthecat0271 5 лет назад +57

      Levon Aronian right????

    • @g.ferreira6745
      @g.ferreira6745 5 лет назад +164

      He actually is really good at dubbing people

    • @retosius7962
      @retosius7962 5 лет назад +45

      damn I was gonna say that the impression was pretty much perfect

    • @vivi-nn3vg
      @vivi-nn3vg 5 лет назад +9

      IKR

    • @jaxosaurus5383
      @jaxosaurus5383 5 лет назад +1

      it's called an impression.

  • @scrub8423
    @scrub8423 5 лет назад +1313

    "there are approximately 390 billion trees in the Amazon Rainforest"
    ABOUT THAT

  • @moontruther7519
    @moontruther7519 3 года назад +67

    Arnold really hit him with the “I’m not removing this because it can teach more likable people not to be how you are.” Damn, he really is the terminator.

  • @RDDESIGNOFEHT
    @RDDESIGNOFEHT 4 года назад +663

    0:07 *i don’t care that you broke your elbow*

    • @yoursleepparalysisdemon8171
      @yoursleepparalysisdemon8171 4 года назад +16

      Donna Winkler he does look like that guy

    • @shinmalphur2734
      @shinmalphur2734 4 года назад +4

      Dwight from the office

    • @xtonibx5770
      @xtonibx5770 4 года назад +2

      @@shinmalphur2734 He looks nothing like Dwight lmao

    • @Leah-xk9pt
      @Leah-xk9pt 4 года назад +1

      Copying other comments be like:
      *_-Its free real estate-_*

    • @xtonibx5770
      @xtonibx5770 4 года назад

      @@Leah-xk9pt it's a youtube comment so boohoo

  • @Sparrow_203
    @Sparrow_203 4 года назад +379

    3:55
    Someone: *insults the disabled*
    Arnold: prepare to be terminated

  • @Adamdecemeber
    @Adamdecemeber 5 лет назад +973

    For the thumbnail...
    She looks roasted enough.

  • @sammobley4487
    @sammobley4487 3 года назад +52

    3:08 That Plankton impression was spot on

  • @sarahwithglasses
    @sarahwithglasses 5 лет назад +340

    2:30 *MIKAELA*
    Also Damien they are insulting Refinery 29, and she’s not a part of them she was making a video joking about them lmao

    • @mia8769
      @mia8769 5 лет назад +18

      I was looking for this comment thank you

    • @rebecar7630
      @rebecar7630 5 лет назад +1

      turtle mia same

    • @jeykies3745.
      @jeykies3745. 5 лет назад

      Rebeca R same

  • @louknx
    @louknx 4 года назад +1106

    OMFG HE THOUGHT MIKAELA WAS THE REFINERY 21 GIRLS I'M DYING

    • @louknx
      @louknx 4 года назад +35

      WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT I STILL LAUGH

    • @logged-out
      @logged-out 4 года назад +1

      better now than never

    • @dartboardbaby
      @dartboardbaby 4 года назад

      Omg!

    • @a33-z4j
      @a33-z4j 4 года назад +35

      I know I was like “SHES THE OPPOSITE”

    • @honestlystop-8701
      @honestlystop-8701 4 года назад +1

      @@a33-z4j they're exactly the same

  • @mewyorkcityf46607
    @mewyorkcityf46607 4 года назад +322

    How to call someone useless in school:
    You are a white colored crayon

    • @DepFromDiscord
      @DepFromDiscord 4 года назад +45

      Comeback: “but I’m on black paper.”

    • @cxx23
      @cxx23 4 года назад +17

      @@nobody7817 You're right, except that white doesn't contain every color of pigment, but reflects every color of light that we can see. But you're only wrong with the use of the word pigment and perhaps "contains".
      Your intended meaning is still correct.
      You just mixed additive and subtractive color a bit.

    • @Slimmeyy
      @Slimmeyy 4 года назад +9

      @@nobody7817 Could say that white is the most boring colour because it just reflects everything, instead of having any kind of personality.
      Then again, black is a selfish colour.

    • @logged-out
      @logged-out 4 года назад

      i thought of that too while watching this

    • @cxx23
      @cxx23 4 года назад +7

      @@Slimmeyy I like that one a lot. What's funny is that white can be used to mean both boring and interesting.
      You're like white, you reflect everything because you have no personality of your own.
      You're like white, you reflect all outside influences because you have a unique personality.

  • @redheartstudios8973
    @redheartstudios8973 3 года назад +44

    Y'know, I thought the "You Look Burnt" insult wasn't rare... *it was well done*

  • @ymarie4801
    @ymarie4801 5 лет назад +680

    2:27 she was trying refinery29 bad makeups.
    She's mocking them.

    • @oonaverse
      @oonaverse 5 лет назад +14

      Y Marie glad you said

    • @beeft999
      @beeft999 5 лет назад +8

      was just gunna say that!

    • @misterwinkybluff
      @misterwinkybluff 5 лет назад +21

      He just laughs at shit and doesn’t even know the context.

    • @terramas
      @terramas 5 лет назад +3

      06:55 God spent so much time just designing the seed, then you idiot humans come along and chop down his hard working wood only so you can print the words you believe he gave you...

    • @lottiephilpotts
      @lottiephilpotts 5 лет назад +7

      Exactly, Mikaela is actually good at makeup... unless she’s drunk 😂

  • @hiiragii
    @hiiragii 4 года назад +260

    “How about you close your eyes and imagine yourself being a more likeable person then open them and weep”
    It works

    • @mysterypuns
      @mysterypuns 4 года назад +1

      Nope, can't imagine the unthinkable

    • @hiiragii
      @hiiragii 4 года назад +1

      MysteryPuns true

  • @conor7168
    @conor7168 4 года назад +195

    0:01 the owner looks like he doesn't care that you broke your elbow

    • @gremlinteddy
      @gremlinteddy 4 года назад +1

      Conor lmao
      Yes

    • @cxx23
      @cxx23 4 года назад +4

      I'm gonna say it

    • @cash_wtp
      @cash_wtp 4 года назад +1

      Insomnia copied comment from original video eh

  • @suffermore66
    @suffermore66 4 года назад +198

    “Triple H looks like the default Nord in Skyrim wtf”
    *Hey you, You’re finally awake*

    • @DripTitan6988
      @DripTitan6988 3 года назад +4

      Hey You, it's time to play the game

    • @chickennumgit1055
      @chickennumgit1055 3 года назад +5

      Hey you....
      Wait I don't even have Skyrim

    • @nicholasloremann4741
      @nicholasloremann4741 3 года назад +2

      @@chickennumgit1055 oh you will have it soon....

    • @noyou1735
      @noyou1735 3 года назад +2

      Btw I did all the side quests first...
      Alduin was no match

    • @noyou1735
      @noyou1735 3 года назад +1

      I didn’t even die once in the final boss fight

  • @mercenarychef9465
    @mercenarychef9465 5 лет назад +681

    "Emotional range of A NERF bullet"
    Wow.

  • @ethereal8213
    @ethereal8213 5 лет назад +355

    2:32 that’s mikeala long :D she did a video on how awful refinery29 is

    • @debbydee6633
      @debbydee6633 5 лет назад +65

      And here is all the love just for you

    • @ratinajar9570
      @ratinajar9570 5 лет назад +4

      I don’t like you are giving love to a lil loli it makes me uncomfortable

  • @FlameHeart3063
    @FlameHeart3063 5 лет назад +620

    Damian's laugh: *exists*
    Depression: I don't feel so good. *Turns to dust*

    • @cloud_iz_kool5511
      @cloud_iz_kool5511 4 года назад +4

      Very true...

    • @noteden2684
      @noteden2684 4 года назад +2

      M-Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good

    • @HeriEystberg
      @HeriEystberg 2 года назад

      His natural laugh is fine, but I can't stand it when he forces it and laughs for 10 seconds longer than needed.

  • @hebonky
    @hebonky 3 года назад +16

    Jackass: insults the disabled
    Arnold Swartzinager: I'll be back

  • @inhle1688
    @inhle1688 5 лет назад +366

    2:27, Damien I don’t think you understand what’d going on in this picture.
    That git, isn’t refinery21 she made a video dissing it (Mikaela long)

  • @just_micheal9641
    @just_micheal9641 4 года назад +401

    Fun fact: in Germany everyone claps when the plain lands

    • @johnnygnoneeded
      @johnnygnoneeded 4 года назад +10

      And I thought it was just a Lufthansa thing! ; p

    • @jessicajacobs2294
      @jessicajacobs2294 4 года назад +19

      Plane* plain is when you put no seasoning on your meat it is plain

    • @bencenagy5459
      @bencenagy5459 4 года назад +4

      Oh my god
      Now i'm happy that i'm hungarian

    • @F1.Fanatic
      @F1.Fanatic 3 года назад +2

      I agree

    • @AvrageWhiteGuy
      @AvrageWhiteGuy 3 года назад

      @@bencenagy5459 same

  • @FM-Whispers
    @FM-Whispers 5 лет назад +322

    Day 2 asking Damien to do a whole video of him just laughing

  • @eddie4346
    @eddie4346 3 года назад +27

    “Is he wearing Asbestos Fabric?”
    Nah, that’s just his name. dude looking like a sim

    • @UwU-df2qw
      @UwU-df2qw 3 года назад +1

      Dude, why is your pfp trying to rip off EmKay?

    • @eddie4346
      @eddie4346 3 года назад +1

      @@UwU-df2qw That's just the image I chose as my pfp because i wanted to change my pfp but i didn't know what to change it to. So i just chose the hand-reaching-out-to-grab-you picture that i've seen in some cursed emoji memes. I had no intention of copying Emkay??

    • @UwU-df2qw
      @UwU-df2qw 3 года назад +1

      @@eddie4346 I just wanted to stick to the theme of the video

    • @eddie4346
      @eddie4346 3 года назад +2

      @@UwU-df2qw oh right lol sorry

    • @blowmanuts9584
      @blowmanuts9584 3 года назад

      That's his fuckin name?! A material that gives people cancer and is generally bad for people's wellbeing? Jesus his parents must of hated this kid

  • @shringledingle_
    @shringledingle_ 5 лет назад +309

    2:32 that's not refinery29 lmao, she was making fun of them

    • @ishii5878
      @ishii5878 4 года назад +2

      Beh, **wheeze**

  • @purpelephant947
    @purpelephant947 5 лет назад +267

    "You cup of decaf"
    Ive never heard that one! I'm gonna start using it 😂

  • @miniaturelabyrinth7765
    @miniaturelabyrinth7765 5 лет назад +245

    I love how we can hear you play minecraft in the background. It just adds to the video.

  • @mysteryman4553
    @mysteryman4553 3 года назад +42

    He's an insult I just came up with:
    You're like a pull tab on an expired can of cream corn.
    Nobody wants to do anything with you, and if they do, they immediately regret it and get as far away from you as possible

  • @juliawilderness577
    @juliawilderness577 5 лет назад +96

    2:35 the girl isn’t a part of refinery29, she’s more or less just making fun of them

  • @Fayanora
    @Fayanora 4 года назад +256

    How to tell someone their baby is ugly: When you first see the baby, say, "Oh how cute! What breed is he, a Shih Tzu?"

    • @jamielaporte6967
      @jamielaporte6967 4 года назад +17

      Better yet, "Oh, it looks just like you :)"

    • @Ace-hh6ej
      @Ace-hh6ej 4 года назад +10

      Or just ask them to take their child back to Alabama and stay there. The kids making Sloth from Th Goonies looking like the winner in the Sexiest Man in The World for the past decade...

    • @Fayanora
      @Fayanora 4 года назад +12

      @afootineachworld Because everyone thinks their baby is cute, but honestly at least half of them are ugly as fuck.

    • @Ace-hh6ej
      @Ace-hh6ej 4 года назад +2

      afootineachworld Would you call Hitler a cute baby

    • @Fayanora
      @Fayanora 4 года назад +7

      @@Ace-hh6ej Nein.

  • @dragonyxaa4495
    @dragonyxaa4495 5 лет назад +124

    0:39 hey! I saw that girl at comic con! She was awesome! My dad was so amazed someone could do that!

    • @no1chopperstan
      @no1chopperstan 5 лет назад +7

      That's so cool!! It was such a cool outfit

    • @isamepython
      @isamepython 5 лет назад

      That’s pretty awesome.

  • @generalshaagi4832
    @generalshaagi4832 4 года назад +21

    Arnold’s roast was so hot I legitimately think after he burned in the lava he said “hey dude, wanna be friends?” And the lava said “yeah sure”

  • @DriverError27
    @DriverError27 5 лет назад +77

    0:20 were you playing Minecraft in the background?

  • @mirandajatib6794
    @mirandajatib6794 4 года назад +89

    The girl in the thumbnail looks like my sims when I leave them unattended for 5 minutes.

  • @Nathwart
    @Nathwart 4 года назад +128

    “What are her nails made of?”
    Me: Her tooth gap used to have no space those ARE her teeth

  • @georgefeser6483
    @georgefeser6483 3 года назад +16

    "When I see an ugly baby, I usually scream and grab a can of Raid" - Damien, EmKay, 2019
    _This line broke me_

  • @graciethebelle
    @graciethebelle 4 года назад +57

    Damn Arnold straight up MURDERED that troll with words.

  • @harveyheath9038
    @harveyheath9038 5 лет назад +162

    3:08 is no one gonna talk about his FREAKING AMAZING impression of plankton

    • @xerospace.
      @xerospace. 5 лет назад +4

      why are you commenting while walking

    • @harveyheath9038
      @harveyheath9038 5 лет назад +5

      FrostWaterYX i can never stop walking. I am the ever being

    • @edoneill6138
      @edoneill6138 5 лет назад +1

      Furret whar

    • @ratinajar9570
      @ratinajar9570 5 лет назад

      I dislike furret just my opinion don’t hurts me

    • @justajcrispy3406
      @justajcrispy3406 5 лет назад +1

      It's honestly not that good

  • @zvitleysa
    @zvitleysa 5 лет назад +50

    The people who say 'first' in the comments are the same people who would call 911 because the workers at Wendy's wouldn't give them a Big Mac.

    • @glizzystrapzz
      @glizzystrapzz 5 лет назад

      yeah, i like this, this is nice

    • @slightlyspicysoysauce2332
      @slightlyspicysoysauce2332 5 лет назад +1

      And the people like you who leave these types of comments are the same people who cosplay as every celebrity ever the second they learn of their existence instead of searching for a job and marriage.

  • @scrablse2613
    @scrablse2613 3 года назад +36

    2:05 That caught me so off guard, HOW IS IT THAT ACCURATE LMFAOO

  • @joyhachey9249
    @joyhachey9249 5 лет назад +172

    One time I saw someone say "Why the chocolate pudding did you do that you christmas tree?!" I will now swear at people using only those words.
    EDIT: *heard

    • @onelayercake5154
      @onelayercake5154 5 лет назад +6

      What?

    • @q_w0ckk
      @q_w0ckk 5 лет назад +11

      OneLayerCake i have no idea what he just said his grammar.... he is speaking the language of the gods

    • @vuda6891
      @vuda6891 5 лет назад +5

      White Hound it really isnt that funny

    • @axireon9889
      @axireon9889 5 лет назад +7

      @@vuda6891 Nor was your reply necessary, you tasteless donut.

    • @calvinnotklein6368
      @calvinnotklein6368 5 лет назад +2

      StitchYYT Lmao that sounds like Gordon Ramsay would use the insult. “Fucking tasteless donut.”

  • @iamthelunareclipse5183
    @iamthelunareclipse5183 4 года назад +43

    Imagine being a tiny seed growing into a magnificent tree, only to be cut down and turned into the 50 shades of grey series. You've suffered for way too long, and this is you're punishment. The Injustice is unbearable.

  • @justkiddingjames
    @justkiddingjames 4 года назад +67

    3:21 When I was that young, I didn't even know what North, South, West, and East was lol. I just always drew it on the left.
    Jokes on you guys. I don't even eat popcorn

    • @yeehawsheriff9389
      @yeehawsheriff9389 4 года назад +9

      Then you're probably be that one kid who tries to drown a fish to death

    • @sangaperezgimenez6717
      @sangaperezgimenez6717 4 года назад +3

      @@yeehawsheriff9389 or the guy that puts milk with cereal instead of cereal with milk

    • @Slimmeyy
      @Slimmeyy 4 года назад

      @@sangaperezgimenez6717 You mean the correct way? Or it's just badly worded, you're wrong either way.

    • @logged-out
      @logged-out 4 года назад

      You don't eat popcorn?
      Your taste buds are probably so dried out and stale from lack of flavour that that's the reason your personality is so bland

  • @weirddiscoveries8306
    @weirddiscoveries8306 3 года назад +5

    Are we not gonna talk about the random mincraft noises at the beginning lmao?

  • @gamger710
    @gamger710 4 года назад +142

    0:14
    Emkay: does intro
    every computer mouse nearby: *CLICK CLICK CLICK*

    • @autistic_kittycat
      @autistic_kittycat 4 года назад +1

      Myusername waskidnapped oml yes

    • @Bleebledop
      @Bleebledop 4 года назад +3

      He’s playing minecraft

    • @Travinater
      @Travinater 3 года назад

      @@Bleebledop oh you’re playing Minecraft, *I LIKE YOUR CUT G*

    • @ampwavegaming1305
      @ampwavegaming1305 3 года назад

      @@Travinater *_EARRAPE TACO BELL SOUND EFFECT_*

  • @sczln
    @sczln 5 лет назад +29

    Are you really playing minecraft while looking t r/Rareinsults????/ belongs in the madlad section

  • @psyxanmendoris
    @psyxanmendoris 5 лет назад +115

    My mother really hates me swearing so I changed the swear words with classical music composers.
    *BACH!* is my favourite.

  • @sinderblock3
    @sinderblock3 4 года назад +15

    Arnold went Black Sabbath mode “You have two possible paths you can be the chosen one or death!”

  • @privatesnakeeyes4811
    @privatesnakeeyes4811 5 лет назад +133

    I was on twitter today and I found out that Damien has BLUE HAIR. Needless to say, I was mildly surprised.

  • @andrejavier8823
    @andrejavier8823 5 лет назад +69

    Why are there sounds of Minecraft?
    Edit: I just realize he was multi tasking by reading and using a computer

  • @FBI-ob5eo
    @FBI-ob5eo 5 лет назад +30

    No one:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    This video: _мIпесгаfт lеvег sоund_

  • @sockbonez1929
    @sockbonez1929 4 года назад +18

    Is anyone gonna talk about how absolutely perfect his plankton impression was???

    • @IMikalottafriends
      @IMikalottafriends 3 года назад +1

      Timestamp? I glossed over it

    • @sockbonez1929
      @sockbonez1929 3 года назад

      @@IMikalottafriends 3:06 ! Would've gotten back sooner, it was just reaaaaaaallly late when you commented haha

    • @Cooldudelol514
      @Cooldudelol514 3 года назад

      @@IMikalottafriends watch the whole fucking video

  • @ethanallred2543
    @ethanallred2543 4 года назад +39

    8:13 My dad saw this and he said, "Maybe not a mattress but definitely a tow rope."

    • @NoName-ld7gg
      @NoName-ld7gg 4 года назад +5

      *W H E E Z E*

    • @MJHootHoot
      @MJHootHoot 3 года назад

      Oooooof! You didn’t have to kill the fucker!

  • @madeleinecarpenter9197
    @madeleinecarpenter9197 4 года назад +25

    2:26 actually that’s Mikaela Long, and she was making fun of Refinery29 I that video... lmao

  • @koyo5088
    @koyo5088 4 года назад +45

    "Sean Astin was in Lord of the rings, feetus"
    Yes, but he was also in the goonies. _feeTuS_

    • @coconoot_
      @coconoot_ 4 года назад

      gwen
      Lmaooo 💀💀💀

    • @astonished-scout
      @astonished-scout 3 года назад

      It's fetus, fetus
      *sees it's from 9 months ago*
      👦🔫

    • @koyo5088
      @koyo5088 3 года назад

      @@astonished-scout omigosh all my comments were all so cringe 💀

    • @astonished-scout
      @astonished-scout 3 года назад

      @@koyo5088 You should see mine.

  • @alexgolberg3851
    @alexgolberg3851 4 года назад +19

    2:11 Looks like an angler fish.

    • @gaslightgatekeepgirlboss222
      @gaslightgatekeepgirlboss222 4 года назад +1

      I said that out loud and my brother was also talking to me (I have headphones on) and he said, "I AM speaking English" XD

    • @alexgolberg3851
      @alexgolberg3851 4 года назад +1

      @@gaslightgatekeepgirlboss222 *French baugette noises*

  • @imjusthere8926
    @imjusthere8926 5 лет назад +15

    Are you playing Minecraft in the background? XD

  • @sirapple589
    @sirapple589 5 лет назад +92

    5:04 is from the channel SciShow.
    They produce scientific education type videos.
    The video was probably to do with materials.

    • @MissCaraMint
      @MissCaraMint 5 лет назад +2

      Sir Apple Michael Aranda. I remember when he was one of the big ones. Glad he’s still doing scishow.

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 5 лет назад

      MissCaraMint
      The biggest thing that they ever did was start VidCon.
      I think they still run it.
      Always good for a quick lesson or bar fact.

    • @serenityblock7557
      @serenityblock7557 5 лет назад

      Sir Apple I’m not sure about this but I’m pretty sure the company that runs MTV owns vidcon now, but take that with a grain of salt

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 5 лет назад

      Serenity Block
      A quick bit of research shows that Viacom acquired VidCon in 2018.
      Is that the company you mean?

    • @serenityblock7557
      @serenityblock7557 5 лет назад

      Sir Apple YES THATS IT!! I recall hearing complaints about how vidcon changed and that it was less creator focused because it was now owned by a massive international corporation as opposed to actual creators, which is also where I heard vidcon was acquired by Viacom

  • @Bandoriexe
    @Bandoriexe 4 года назад +29

    2:31 the video is where she gives herself a refinery29 makeover she hasn’t done anything yet that the introduction lmao

  • @NoName-ld7gg
    @NoName-ld7gg 4 года назад +8

    3:28
    Um, I always drew the sun on the left side, it just felt natural. And, I don’t even like popcorn, so haha jokes on you!!

    • @NoName-ld7gg
      @NoName-ld7gg 4 года назад +1

      I honestly cannot believe that this comment was a whole frickin 3 months ago.....it feels like so much shorter.

    • @Depreuz
      @Depreuz 3 года назад

      Yeah me too. The rises in the east and when you look towards the sun from the northern side of the equator it'll rise on the left of the horizon.

  • @lilypaduu
    @lilypaduu 5 лет назад +42

    this
    boy
    has
    some
    *-DARK-*
    *-THEME-*

    • @nope1959
      @nope1959 5 лет назад +2

      this boy has some.. what? I expected an answer. Refund!

  • @ketchdeweese5771
    @ketchdeweese5771 5 лет назад +30

    The girl in the video from the refinery 29 post, that's Mikaela Long.
    She's done videos talking ABOUT refinery 29.
    She's not actually with them, Damien. x3

  • @wowwhataname2950
    @wowwhataname2950 5 лет назад +49

    The refinery 29 one...
    The picture is a girl who was making fun of them
    Oof

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce 5 лет назад +3

      It's pretty hilarious he assumed it was her the insult was directed toward though XD

  • @LaVaBoYZ.
    @LaVaBoYZ. 4 года назад +3

    Respect the fact Damien was making a video and playing Minecraft simultaneously.

  • @Trilink2
    @Trilink2 5 лет назад +82

    4:56 is what you get when you hit randomize in the sims.

  • @trevorbirdingtierlist
    @trevorbirdingtierlist 4 года назад +36

    Everyone: Hey, that’s Sean Astin from Stranger Things/Lord of the Rings.
    Me: Hey, that’s that guy who showed up in a single episode of Supergirl!!!

  • @HappyCynic
    @HappyCynic 5 лет назад +44

    "The anonymous mask"
    Or, as people older than 15 call it, the Guy Fawkes mask from V for Vendetta.

    • @bananamillz1765
      @bananamillz1765 5 лет назад +3

      *insert clapping gif*

    • @thealchemistking4063
      @thealchemistking4063 5 лет назад +1

      FINALLY *SOMEONE WHO I CAN RELATE TOO* however I did first see that movie when I was 14 sooooo

    • @obamnaprismus
      @obamnaprismus 5 лет назад

      Legendary movie
      Now the debate: is V a woman or a man
      I think we all know she is a woman

    • @thealchemistking4063
      @thealchemistking4063 5 лет назад

      @@obamnaprismus But v has a deep masculine voice

    • @montyr2083
      @montyr2083 5 лет назад

      Or, as people older than 25 call it, the Guy Fawkes mask from actual events in three dimensions, like Bonfire Night. :)

  • @SenikaiGamez
    @SenikaiGamez 5 лет назад +40

    I just hear Minecraft pressure plates at the background...

  • @chaistarwolf5664
    @chaistarwolf5664 5 лет назад +7

    Even tho I look like a Burnt chicken nugget I still love myself ;-;

  • @bigsauce326
    @bigsauce326 4 года назад +82

    4:55 dude also looks like he’s from the sims

    • @Sooshee_J
      @Sooshee_J 4 года назад +7

      that's gotta be the party outfit

    • @funkydog8222
      @funkydog8222 4 года назад +4

      Gar of gleeff? Ahaha!

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 года назад

      dutchy! baba gloopi
      *Drowns Sims in pool*

  • @sonyas948
    @sonyas948 4 года назад +10

    I like how every episode starts with the cuphead music

  • @helpme9869
    @helpme9869 4 года назад +48

    “hAvE yOu HaD a ChUm DoG”
    - Damien

  • @n0t__idk396
    @n0t__idk396 5 лет назад +29

    "you unseasoned chicken wing" is now probably my favour insult

    • @katlenertz4924
      @katlenertz4924 5 лет назад +3

      You mean your "flavour insult"
      I'll show myself out

  • @-cosmiclown-
    @-cosmiclown- 5 лет назад +39

    I really needed this type of positivity
    Thank you for this EmKay

    • @raulperez2308
      @raulperez2308 5 лет назад +4

      well im hiv positive if it helps

    • @bananamillz1765
      @bananamillz1765 5 лет назад +1

      that moment when you forget your favorite youtubers name

    • @-cosmiclown-
      @-cosmiclown- 5 лет назад

      Really Banana Millz

  • @alexreid1173
    @alexreid1173 3 года назад +5

    Damien’s plankton impression was so accurate holy shit

  • @theskyfiddler2087
    @theskyfiddler2087 5 лет назад +30

    Bro you uploaded at the same time as Mumbo Jumbo and I clicked on the wrong video but that’s ok

  • @malenaboeva6759
    @malenaboeva6759 5 лет назад +67

    2:30 thats Mikaela Long and she has a RUclips channel, she actually makes fun of them

    • @krisa3528
      @krisa3528 4 года назад +1

      Malena Boeva was looking for this comment! That comment was taken out of context. I do believe that video was her making fun of them specifically and someone was giving their opinion of Refinery29 as well.

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 5 лет назад +45

    I used to have a friend who called people a “white crayon” because of how useless they were.

    • @marlonmontelhiggins8570
      @marlonmontelhiggins8570 5 лет назад +6

      Well, if the paper on which you're using a white crayon is any other colour than white, then the white crayon would be of use.

    • @marioanothlp
      @marioanothlp 5 лет назад +9

      My friends and I loved to come up with creative insults to throw at each other. That stopped when someone found the holy grail, going: "I know people resemble their parents a lot when it comes to their face, but to see your resemblance your parents would have to pull their pants down...."

    • @kaosminajj
      @kaosminajj 4 года назад +1

      Mister Phantome not that great.

    • @ismelllikechicken2339
      @ismelllikechicken2339 4 года назад +2

      @@marioanothlp you sound like the person who borrows your gluestick and sticks it up all the way and it ends up half way from being sqaushed down on the paper and gives it back to you with the lid barely on and ask for it back again since they didn't finish the job repeating the same process till the time runs out and you end up having to throw paper in your tub/locker or bag.

    • @marioanothlp
      @marioanothlp 4 года назад +1

      @@ismelllikechicken2339 Could you take that hostage situation of a sentence and release it back to society? Their families are missing them dearly and you most certainly seem to have no plan on what to do with them....

  • @ikkeheltvanlig
    @ikkeheltvanlig 3 года назад +9

    Omfg this is the best sentence ever created by mankind...
    "If brains were gasoline she couldn't run a pissant's go-kart two laps around a cheerio"
    Pure gold

  • @hayden9384
    @hayden9384 5 лет назад +46

    I will be using all of these, thank you.

  • @generic_stranger1160
    @generic_stranger1160 5 лет назад +18

    4:10
    You could have spoken it in the Terminator Voice

  • @manafurnace
    @manafurnace 5 лет назад +100

    i run koboldpost-generator (11:52) and i gotta say it's incredibly surreal appearing on emkay. i didnt even know i ended up on reddit to begin with

    • @Gimm1g
      @Gimm1g 5 лет назад +5

      Ive written that one down. Its a great insult/threat

    • @cheeryyu4975
      @cheeryyu4975 5 лет назад

      AMAZING

    • @knightoflight4973
      @knightoflight4973 5 лет назад +2

      I WAS THE ONE THAT POSTED THAT, YOURE WELCOME

    • @manafurnace
      @manafurnace 5 лет назад

      @@knightoflight4973 i would die for you

    • @knightoflight4973
      @knightoflight4973 5 лет назад

      @@manafurnace I'm following you, i think

  • @olivia-ot4xj
    @olivia-ot4xj 3 года назад +2

    Is no one going to mention that he sounds like plankton from SpongeBob?

  • @devicraft3230
    @devicraft3230 5 лет назад +18

    Is no one gonna point out how amazing that plankton impression is?