@@faybelle2991 second of all, I'm not lying. I don't use Adblock, and one day I just got an ad that was people telling me how we don't need to watch ads and we should get paid for doing something we don't want to do. The thing is, I don't think it was an official ad since what the actual f**k lol
Sudden Darkness lmao nigga my pfp is a photoshopped picture of Gerard Way with tits. Thanks for the advice. Not so thanks for the negative attitude and insults, as not only am I still in school, but you also couldn’t have simply looked name to see that ‘Salvatoré’ isn’t a female name-so why would I be a female?
I was more distracted by a memory of a massive rant Jon Stewart went on over Trump and his fellow tragically missed abortion opportunity Sarah Palin eating at a pizza chain restaurant using a knife and fork with the slices stacked on top of each other.
MY LAST NAME IS *KOBAYASHI* he might be a relative though. EDIT: Anyways just to clear up: My name is Jack Kobayashi :) I have a british mum and a Japanese dad. I was born in Liverpool but I moved to Japan at six years old! Also, I get a LOT of comments (in real life) about that one anime with Kobayashi in it and it's quite funny 😂 Anyways that's all I wanted to clear up!
You've got the blood of old school"girls" and champion hot dog eaters coursing through your veins. We are not worthy of you gracing us with your almighty presence. Praise be the epic Kobayashi clan!
We have a childhood friend of ours that's six feet , two inches. His name is Evan. My sister said when she dies ...he has agreed to dress at the grim reaper and randomly stand in corners silently staring at people. When I give a speech ....i am to say "we are here because SOMEONE couldn't stay alive....I now get her car" And our childhood friend will point at people and whisper "you're next". Mind you, Evan has agreed to this and finds it hilarious.
11:25. Iv'e mastered the ability to "fake" my mom's voice so Everytime my little brother is doing something he isn't allowed to I yell his name in my mom's voice.
I have mastered the ability to "fake" my uncle's voice. At a new year party, all my cousins were in the same room and I shouted "Hey" like my uncle does and they all panicked 'cause they thought that they did someting wrong. Oh and I am a girl with a lower voice than the average.
@@eddmaster2841 y tho theres no re *ONE THOUSAND THOUSAND STRONG THUNDERS TORMENT FROM THE MIGHTY SEAT OF THE FLAMING FIRMAMENT* son not to. Its just pizz *DWELLING PLACE OF DRAGONS CAST DOWN FROM THE POISON STARS*
@@NintendoArmenia it isn't burnt completely, but I still find it a bit too crunchy. I still wouldn't waste it though, I just eat the pizza normally and then fold the crust with what's left of the "good part" of the pizza so it tastes better.
@@KuvaPefo Most people are between sickayda and sickahda. I personally use sickayda. It's like tomato / "tomahto", except saying chickayda is like carrots /tomato
whooshifgay A Cicada, they spend 17 years underground and like 5-6 on the surface. In other words this Cicada spent 17 years underground just to listen to the modern monstrosity, *Baby Shark.*
For example, you read a book, but while you were, you weren't reading. You were reading. Or if you are going to read a sign when you do it you aren't reading.
10:25, so spray deodorant was prohibited in my School because the teacher found the guys fighting using flamethrowers, one day at a supermarket, I was going to buy a ball deodorant and found one with the symbol "flammabel on it", 2 days later all deodorants were prohibited, I used mine as a molotov and the fire alarm started. :)
Matthew Stanley Yeah I suppose your right however they are like the Paul brothers one of them is better than the other but as both of them suck that doesn’t say much.
@@ilovemoonlight24 thanks lol. I wanted to get one with my dog but then I sorta died protecting it and the rest of the world. So, I had to settle with what I had.
Ferhan TheFox look up the Mumbo afk song by grian. AND he’s AFK a lot from what I can tell (Or he tells his audience when he AFKs and not a lot of other hermits do that, they just go afk.)
![NOSFERATU - Official Trailer [HD] - Only In Theaters December 25](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nulvWqYUM8k/mqdefault.jpg)
If I ever get married I want dinosaur bridesmaids. 🦖🦖🦖
what else can you ask for really
EmKay idk
@@EmKay I want all extint animals to be my bridesmaids- thats going to be a lot to ask for since I'll never get married
IF you’re ever going to get married
@@ItsJustTony Only time will tell.
I'm such a madlad that sometimes I comment on the same video with 2 accounts
I’m such a mad lad I will comment on both
Nice
i see what you did there
Nice
P
I'm such a madlad that sometimes I comment on the same video with 2 accounts
I’m such a mad lad I will comment on both
I'm such a madlad in that I shall do the same
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access's Brother hi
SAME
Nice
"maybe that'll te-te-te-tete-tete-te-te-teach you:
my mind: nickelodeon
Much yes
Teck teck teck teckelodeon
Yugio in a nutshell
@@iamthemilkman6228 essentially yes
oml i can hear the theme playing
"i'm gonna get this japanese name wrong"
*nails it*
But cannot pronounce Reading Festival
He got Kobayashi right at least
322 likes but only 3 comments bruh
😎
@@hayden1351 well yes, but actually No. He said *Kobiyashi* not *Kobayashi*
He actually said "Kobayashi" better than the majority of non-Japanese peeps.
how is it pronounced? i pronounce it ko-bah-yah-she
Kamui Kobayashi
@blamo_ yamo no there isn't, it's the last name of a 51 year old dude
*miss kobayshi dragon maid instensifies*
@@R0NTHEJELLYFISH yup
Damien’s laugh is so heartwarming, meanwhile I’m over here all like: **Donkey Noises*
Thanos, I thought you died.. I don’t like you :(
Thanos man I loved you in endgame
THANOS! Thanos! Thanos... Thanos...
Thanos hi
Thanos a soul for a soul
“you’ve told me to do a jiggle 4 times this week”
“do it tho”
Do it jiggle
Well does it
xd Zenix do it tho
It jiggle
do it tho
7:42 I have been to the Lincoln memorial and used the bathroom and I could’ve used the same stall as this person
Oh god
*Y I K E A R O O O O*
same person as the video, i used the stall to the wall😳
*oh no*
*OH NO!*
@@iris_glitchsl7157 OH MY GOD
OH GoD
in the middle of this video I got an ad that was telling me that people should get paid to watch ads.
pay up, youtube
No ads here
Right ..
first of all, 267 likes? goddamn, thanks guys
@@faybelle2991 second of all, I'm not lying. I don't use Adblock, and one day I just got an ad that was people telling me how we don't need to watch ads and we should get paid for doing something we don't want to do. The thing is, I don't think it was an official ad since what the actual f**k lol
@@gabrielbottjen1189 I don't use Adblock so I get ads, surprise
"I'm gonna get this Japanese name wrong"
Gets it right,
Still gets any English town/city name wrong.
Reading is pronounced Red-ing
I, uh, I think you don't know how to pronounce Japanese. lol
BackRow def wasnt right tho
Reading Festival sounds super nerdy and high brow, compared with Redding Festival.
@@captainhoratiobungleiii7147 its a great music festival quite famous in england
@@liamduffin2208 yeeeees, it was by way of being a joke. On the pronunciation.
“Yeah, i would like to purchase this jug a milk”
Cashier: “Sir, we need to have a talk...”
No, I did this on purpose
i dont get it
0:44 That man literally posted the virus link without even caring
It's a bot
@Merlin do you know what a bot is and how you can programm it?
@Merlin then why are you questioning stuff that you know?
@Merlin bro they send you the link no matter what you tell them
Wait its real!!
11:44 he died in a burning building trying to save someone that was the bad guy of the movie
oh... oh no...
That one made me oof
69th like
@@hydro1821 nice
Hydro nice
9:35 Thats actually second degree homicide not manslaughter because it was intended to cause bodily harm, but was not premeditated.
That’s a big boy word what it mean
Tro:lmaso what? Premeditated? It another word for plannin something
@@liptonicetea1813 Thank you Mr. Grammarly
Tro:lmaso no problem, I’ll be here every Wednesday and Thursday
@@liptonicetea1813 is Kermit the frog drinking you
1:10 the way Damien pronounces “cicada” makes me want to cry
Same with Heifer
Availiblels
Chicada
Same with "Reading" it's pronounced Redding lol
@@nerasomnia he is right
Damien: *laughs*
Everyone: *happiness noise*
jemman 290 hi
@@firstspoontogetsubscribers hi
@@firstspoontogetsubscribers hi
jemman 290 e v e r y o n e
@@firstspoontogetsubscribers HI
“I’m gonna miss mrs Johnson” BRUH THATS THE NAME OF MY ENGLSH TEACHER, WAS LITERALLY JUST THINKING ABOUT USING THAT ON HER
My math teacher's name is Mr Johnson
@@nolbertaguerrero4257 nice
Nice
“Donald Trump destructing how he eats pizza.”
- Damien, 2019
Salvation Salvatoré - I swear, sometimes I watch these just to see which words he will massacre.
Deconstructing
Sudden Darkness lmao nigga my pfp is a photoshopped picture of Gerard Way with tits. Thanks for the advice. Not so thanks for the negative attitude and insults, as not only am I still in school, but you also couldn’t have simply looked name to see that ‘Salvatoré’ isn’t a female name-so why would I be a female?
Fun fact: that was a pizza hut commercial that Trump was in showing off their stuffed crust pizza.
I was more distracted by a memory of a massive rant Jon Stewart went on over Trump and his fellow tragically missed abortion opportunity Sarah Palin eating at a pizza chain restaurant using a knife and fork with the slices stacked on top of each other.
MY LAST NAME IS *KOBAYASHI*
he might be a relative though.
EDIT:
Anyways just to clear up:
My name is Jack Kobayashi :) I have a british mum and a Japanese dad. I was born in Liverpool but I moved to Japan at six years old!
Also, I get a LOT of comments (in real life) about that one anime with Kobayashi in it and it's quite funny 😂
Anyways that's all I wanted to clear up!
Regular Artist huh does that mean your name is Regular Artist Kobayashi
Cool last name tho
Regular Artist
Probably not a relative, Kobayashi is a common name.
The question is, do you have THE uniform?
You've got the blood of old school"girls" and champion hot dog eaters coursing through your veins. We are not worthy of you gracing us with your almighty presence. Praise be the epic Kobayashi clan!
10:45 imagine a girl really likes You and she swipes right but it's actually left.
Exactly my thoughts
Then its a funny prank on em. You already were tryibg to cause chaos from the getgo right
“Glasses on or off during sex?”
Off. I don’t need to seeman
He may be gay but this underrated af
Tranos agreed
Bruh
This guy has like 10 accents an 20 impressions, hire this guy for a voice acting job damn
Cowbelly?
Let's go baby
🤣
9:27 we all know that’s just sans undertale wearing a human meat suit
can we just appreciate how good Damien's impressions are?
Super Shen pronunciation ain't good tho he said reading not reding
Just for future reference Reading is pronounced “Redding”
Thx
...and Cicada is pronounced "Sick-ate-uh"
Joseph Alexander
I thought it was like “sick-aid-er”
Lol I’m 69 th like
I lived in the town of Reading Ohio and I swear they only pronounce it that way because they can’t read
Imma show up to Subway and say “6 inch no Hetero”
* gets popcorn *
imagine trying to just peacefully get some glue to drink and accidentally grabbing milk
i know that situation
Uggh all the time!
its so annoying
Cicada: ...
Damien: Chick-eda
We have a childhood friend of ours that's six feet , two inches. His name is Evan.
My sister said when she dies ...he has agreed to dress at the grim reaper and randomly stand in corners silently staring at people.
When I give a speech ....i am to say "we are here because SOMEONE couldn't stay alive....I now get her car"
And our childhood friend will point at people and whisper "you're next".
Mind you, Evan has agreed to this and finds it hilarious.
Your greatest sin is that you've never watched Big Hero 6.
True words
SuperMarioLogan: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
E x a c t l y
Tadashi was truly the best boy in all honesty
True
True
7:28 there's no way that's only a middle aged man, looks like a great-grandfather
11:25. Iv'e mastered the ability to "fake" my mom's voice so Everytime my little brother is doing something he isn't allowed to I yell his name in my mom's voice.
I have mastered the ability to "fake" my uncle's voice. At a new year party, all my cousins were in the same room and I shouted "Hey" like my uncle does and they all panicked 'cause they thought that they did someting wrong.
Oh and I am a girl with a lower voice than the average.
MR.RXBSNXR we need your talent
Amélie Tremblay also you too
You madlads.
Teach me your ways, sensei
5:25 ×
that was an actual ad for Pizza Hut stuffed crust. All business themed and everything. Ridiculous.
Dude Man19 shhhhh
It was a sin regardless.
Excuse me,
My personal demon was offended.
I want to say that I actually eat my pizza like this 99% of the time but now I fear for my life ;-;
@@eddmaster2841 y tho theres no re *ONE THOUSAND THOUSAND STRONG THUNDERS TORMENT FROM THE MIGHTY SEAT OF THE FLAMING FIRMAMENT* son not to. Its just pizz *DWELLING PLACE OF DRAGONS CAST DOWN FROM THE POISON STARS*
*₩4ÆÞ*
Why does emkay have a really solid Impression of the president
He is the president. That's why
Pandalover 27 dont insult him like that
11:42 Actually.... Yes, he died trying to save his teacher on a burning school, The school exploded, btw movie is Big Hero 6
When your married 14 years because of a bet and everyone you know is divorced by 5
5:33
Did you just call pizza crust "the bad stuff"
I'm so disappointed.
The place where we get pizza from, the crust is always burnt so yeah....
You eat it!?
el kore eat what? The crust? Why wouldn't I that's the best part.
@@NintendoArmenia it isn't burnt completely, but I still find it a bit too crunchy. I still wouldn't waste it though, I just eat the pizza normally and then fold the crust with what's left of the "good part" of the pizza so it tastes better.
Thoth
IKR it is my favorite part aside from the sauce
At 5:32 i just about snapped when you said the crust was "the bad part" your lucky this time
11:44 Not only is it Ironic how Tadashi got burned alive, but that’s persons profile pic was also Axel from kingdom hearts and he uses fire attacks.
I’m such a madlad, I reply AND like my own comment
Oh god.
Me too
Omg same
Oh god
Whoa
I’m such a madlad I’ll post the same comment three times in a row
Quit this...
*Immediately*
FBI wait are you fbi
@@bananaboi3043 No, I'm the FBI
No komrad *you* guit
NO U
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN
*breaks through window and runs off into the freezing lake*
This reminds me of that one r/ihadastroke video. ‘Are you having a stroke? Should I call for help? BONK’
BONK
BINK
When it comes to the sibling villain thing its quite simple for me: put kecthup on top of lettuce on a burger
Says "cicada" like that one more time, Damien. See what happens.
*see what happens* is that a threat?
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
It’s a promise
Lukyan sick ay da or sick ah da? Or chick ay da?? I thought it was sickayda...
@@KuvaPefo Most people are between sickayda and sickahda. I personally use sickayda. It's like tomato / "tomahto", except saying chickayda is like carrots /tomato
This man is killing it with the voice impressions, can we get a collab between Chills and Joe from Family Guy
8:13 My girlfriend would be pissed if I did this. And didn’t ask if she could join.
God DAMN!
I’m such a madlad I hang up clothes that your not supposed to
fucking noob, i just hung myself
you women, cant be madlad
@@sweetjello_7057 meh madlad should be gender independent
delete this this is illegal
@@BrainPowerSubs thats dark... I wish i could do the same but im scared of death
at 9:56 is that a muffin with the pistachio shells still on the pistachios
YEETT
Keely Flow oh god i see it
1:56 I often accidently do the opposite when I fake fart for no reason and everyone thinks it's real :-:
Hello there, Damian, if you are reading this, YOUR LAUGH MAKES ME LAUGH!
Ah yes the Reeding festival. Not to be confused with the famous Reading festival (pronounced Redding)
It was pretty good ngl
"take it from me, i'm the poop machine!" the most reliable source
I was literally watching another one of your videos when this popped up
please never do that again
climated yellow same
climated yellow me three
TheMinecraftSquid - Minecraft, ROBLOX Y Mas you are rarded
6:18 I sent an image of this to my dad and he said "I'll be sure to use the anti hurricane rounds"
7:01 this is what we call: not getting over a breakup
**My dad was a madlad he left my mom when she told him she was pregnant**
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your dad is absent
And your mum beats you
Your dad was pregnant and he didn't know? Wow.
@@beepatpen she uno reverse carded him
No... He called it reading festival, it's pronounced red-ing
OH GOD THANK THE LORD OTHER BRITISH PEOPLE ARE ON THE INTERNET
Ayup fellow brits
I'm home
it's like the leicester fiasco all over again
Hell, I'm a random New Yorker and even I knew enough to cringe at that pronunciation.
We're not all idiots over here. Please, believe me.
“I replaced a photo of my sister with Vladimir Putin..” That aged well.
3:46 Polandball need some convincing. Anyone wanna split the pie again eh. Any Germans wanna answer lol.
*no*
It's a нет from me
So I wanna take the half you take the other
Nein
What happened to communist China ball
12:11 im just here to say that this is literally shouto and touya except touya's been a villain for a while that's just how it is
Luke Mha fan?
Hell yeah! And that kinda attitude suits Shouto more than anything
I agree
@@arachnids8grip i think they are
6:29 my dad tested this and we now have 2 neighbors funerals to go to now
hi (sorry for bad english im japanese)
Hi*
Greetings*
Sup bitch*
H
*henlo
I work at a subway. A friend of mine got asked for a footlong italian so he said to the girl "Sorry love, I'm Scottish"
Anyone else unreasonably mad at the fact that dad thinks it called “Mindcraft” and not Minecraft? “Computer legos“ aside...
Ever thought about
1. Typing errors
2. "Mindcraft" is just another way he messes with his kid
3. That could be the truth
My parents used to think it was called Mindcraft too
1:19 12 hours is like half a fly’s life so that’s pretty sad 😂
That’s not a fly tho
What is it?
whooshifgay A Cicada, they spend 17 years underground and like 5-6 on the surface. In other words this Cicada spent 17 years underground just to listen to the modern monstrosity, *Baby Shark.*
Had to do it to them
It said 4:01 pm when it showed the microwave at 4:01.
My conclusion?
*THE*
*UNIVERSE*
*IS*
*A*
*MADLAD*
What the hell? I got a like from emkay? I knew today was good but dang 😂
2:24
Me being a anti-vax child: well fu-
You dead yet?
@@uhm9469 Yup. Im in hell for being a gay eboi :I
Ay bro, it's been another 2 months. You still clinging on to life?
@@charliecoulls8095 no but hells nice
how is it down there
Does every school have a teacher named mrs Johnson
Ours has 4 ma dude
I think so tbh. We’ve got one at mine
My math teacher's name is mr Johnson
I didn’t have to ask my mom for money, I was already rich because of my father’s nuclear powers
Booooo
1:11 If he only knew that Cicadas don't have ears..
8:14 who else searched this chick on twitter
Cuz I did 😅
No comment
Can u send link xD
Captain typing
Sauce: twitter.com/princesshelayna/status/1167174129700634625?s=21
Of course you did
Do it tho?
Slazo's laugh
haha
Damiens Laugh:
*HIGH PITCHED DEMONIC SCREECHING*
Meanie
Did he say “chicada”?
The read in Reading isn't pronounced read. It's pronounced read, as in Reading.
Glad we cleared that up.
But if u say read for reading as if its reading then it wouldn't make sense
For example, you read a book, but while you were, you weren't reading. You were reading. Or if you are going to read a sign when you do it you aren't reading.
i hate english sometimes
Its like red
i mean... a picture of Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze, what else do you need in life?
Picture of bob ross
5:42 i like the crust over the toppings
Same
I'm so mad that i'm not even a lad
10:25, so spray deodorant was prohibited in my School because the teacher found the guys fighting using flamethrowers, one day at a supermarket, I was going to buy a ball deodorant and found one with the symbol "flammabel on it", 2 days later all deodorants were prohibited, I used mine as a molotov and the fire alarm started. :)
You fucking madlad
*Teachers ban Spray Deodorant*
You: *Il Vento Doro Plays*
r/thathappened
2:19
Honestly, this is why I respect flat-earthers way more than anti-vax. Believing the earth is flat hurts NO ONE, anti-vax hurts A LOT OF PEOPLE.
Matthew Stanley
Yeah I suppose your right however they are like the Paul brothers one of them is better than the other but as both of them suck that doesn’t say much.
"Reading festival" is NOT pronounced like that 😂😂
Its like "redding", its a place, not a book festival
Myopi Dodi ngl it made me laugh, all the British bois know 😂
Myopi Dodi I live like a 10minutes walk from where reading festival was being held
So I heard the music throughout the night!
Amazing
“I’m gonna suspect that he’s actually gay”
Well yeah, you two adopted and got married, and he didn’t complain!
Graham Of Miitomo thats the joke
r/woosh
13:46 loolll I can just imagine 30,000 ppl reading Harry Potter ahahah haha
1 year later in 1st comment here
"I saw this post it made me very happy because it's the funniest thing I've read in like the last week and a half."
-Damien 2019
a happy damien is a good damien
another mispronunciation emkay, it’s pronounced “red-ing” not “reed-ing”
Time stamp?
@@fqtay it's the very last one
I scrolled down to find the top version of this comment just to like it because he really can't pronounce British town names xD
Lymarie Guzmán Pérez thanks
5:33 I eat the crust first then ear from the front of the pizza that way you eat the tastier part last👌
Me : *see's title
Every Scouts in an 10 kilometer radius: *_*b o n k i n t e n s i f i e s*_*
Me: **makes comment**
Comment: **gets 20 likes**
Person: **Screenshots comment and post to reddit**
Their post: **Gets 600 upvotes**
5:26 I eat pizza this way. Fight me.
Two in one day, nice job Damien!
Damien: *laughs*
Every human on earth: *I was sick, but now I am cured*
you know if the driver was not dead i would of taught my kid some lessons in what to do in medical situations instead but i guess that works to
Man i support Trump but if he keeps eating pizza like this i am gonna stop forcing my American friends to vote for him
Thanks Satan
Thanks Satan
4:38 that's @I'm-a-fish aka Goldie lol. He's so wholesome.
James Stark: Ben Edition Thats a nice Profile pic you got there
@@ilovemoonlight24 thanks lol. I wanted to get one with my dog but then I sorta died protecting it and the rest of the world. So, I had to settle with what I had.
11:22 I’m the middle brother and when my brother is playing I just storm upstairs and he gets so scared thinking it’s my mom but it’s me
Hey Mumbo Jumbo made the video!
(Typing this while Mumbo is most likely AFK)
Why is that like a meme on his channel?
Ferhan TheFox look up the Mumbo afk song by grian.
AND he’s AFK a lot from what I can tell (Or he tells his audience when he AFKs and not a lot of other hermits do that, they just go afk.)
*MUMBO JUMBO YOU ARE AFK! I'M GONNA TAKE THAT MUSTACHE AWAY!! MUMBO MUMBO MUMBO AFK!!! I'M GONNA TAKE THAT MUUSTACHE AWAAAAYYY!!!!*
My friend actually did accuse a substitute teacher he had of a war crime... wish I joking
10:24 what rule was made because of you?
Dr. Bright: *All of them*
“Reading” festival..... this is Leicester all over again 🙃RED-ing my guy, it’s pronounced red-ing 😂